The master-debaters tackle five serious master-debations for the final throwback hypothetical episode:
Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants?
Would you rather have a condition which causes you to do 3 super-fast jumping jacks every minute OR seductively say "I'm a bad little boy" every minute?
Would you rather live with the Amish for the next 5 years OR eat vegan for the rest of your life?
Would you rather laugh when you are supposed to cry OR cry when you are supposed to laugh?
For a full year, would you rather all humans shrink down to the size of insects OR all insects grow to the size of humans?
I also starting venting about peoples' anger over restaurants putting twists on traditional foods, which leads to me venting about cancel culture. It was nice knowing yall.
