Sorry for the long-winded episode. But this is a sleep-deprived balding husband making fun of "The Bachelor" for an hour, BUT also giving some solid suggestions to improve the show.
Here's a rough timeline of the episode:
11:30 - "The Battle of Intercourse" (copyrighted by yours truly)
13:20 - The American Ninja Warrior commentator should be the host.
27:00 - The "Bachelor in Paradise" aka Hell Itself
35:00 - Orignal host, "ChRiS hArrIsOn iS rAcIsT"
44:20 - WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANS CONTESTANTS?!
51:50 - If I was a contestant on "The Bachelor"....
Enjoy, or don't!
