Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of North Carolina kept talking about it anyway? Yeah, some of that mess landed here. lol Never fear, there is WAY more messed up stuff packed into this doozy of a random before we buckle down to enlist in camp once more. I wish I could say these episodes were filled with nuggets of awesome that will get you through life, but unless you need to learn to hide stuff in your prison wallet, you're prolly at a teeny loss. But...
...If you want bad accents, fever dreams about jail, cocaine, some Kardashian bashing, and some pretty awesome wrestling talk, then holy fuck are you the luckiest person on the while damned planet.
I'm Brocephus, he's the almighty Philbilly, and welcome to the Hard R Cafe! Sit the fuck down and sip some juice.
