Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh?
Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place.
Hear about Charlie Sheen banging stuff? Right place.
The contributions of the American workforce on the world stage? Nope. That's a few doors down, Im sure.
Can Crisco be used as an effective lube? Once again, right place.
You see, what I'm getting at here, is that you're listening to Rukus Juice. It's a random episode (blame Philbilly), but this isn't where you're gonna hear alot of clean and shiney nice stuff. I mean, it isn't ALL crass.
Or is it?
Anyways, you know what you're here for. Dont act surprised. Let's get our Juice on!
