Tonight ... -Teddy & Maria —“... just watch these a**holes spiral out of control” —The “F**k Shlak” video —“I will bet every thing I ever owned in my life that Shlak would beat the sparkles off your fu**ing head” —The “What’s On The Table?” portion of the show —“This bi**h is talking faster than Busta Rhymes on the Chris Brown song” —“You should be wearing a helmet because you might injure yourself living regular life” —“Let me go get my Elsa slippers. I’ll roll on these haters” —Gym time: “Just doing weirdo-s**t” —“Put up the Red Panda link!” —“You can have the brownies, but not the donuts” —“This fu**ing weirdo eats Werther’s Originals and Sour Skittles ... at the same time” —“Cats are trainable ... like women” —“Chasyn Rance is a great guy ... I barely know him” —“Maria is doing just a Teddy Hart cosplay at this point” —“Think about bathing in your shower with the chair ... AND the toaster” ... and so much more!
