Hey stoner fam, buckle up for a wild ride that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe feel a little better about your own questionable life choices.
So picture this: I'm 22, freshly graduated, and working my first soul-crushing office job. The kind where spreadsheets are your only friends and fluorescent lights slowly drain your will to live. My cubicle neighbor, Karen from accounting, has this judgy look that says she knows exactly how many coffee runs I've made just to escape data entry.
One particularly mind-numbing Wednesday, I decide I'm gonna spice up my lunch break. I've got this new edible - homemade cannabis chocolate that my buddy swears is "totally mild." First mistake. Totally. Mild.
I break off what I think is a reasonable chunk and chomp it down right there at my desk. Professional, right? By the time the team meeting rolls around an hour later, I'm feeling... different. Really different.
Our regional manager starts presenting quarterly reports, and suddenly his voice sounds like it's coming through an underwater speaker. His PowerPoint slides? They're literally breathing. Not metaphorically - I mean literally expanding and contracting like living, corporate organisms.
I'm trying desperately to look normal, but my poker face is nowhere to be found. I start giggling. Not a cute chuckle, but full-blown, can't-catch-my-breath laughter. Karen gives me that look - you know the one. Pure disapproval mixed with secondhand embarrassment.
"Something funny about revenue projections?" the manager asks.
More uncontrollable laughter. I'm picturing the bar graph doing a little dance. I cannot stop.
Long story short, I got sent home "to rest." My Uber driver was very concerned. My cat was extremely confused when I spent the next three hours explaining quantum physics to her using only sock puppets.
Lessons learned? Maybe don't do edibles before important meetings. Maybe check the potency before consuming. Maybe have better impulse control.
Question of the week for all you lovely listeners: What's your most embarrassing workplace cannabis moment? Hit me up on social media - I promise your story can't be worse than mine.
Next week, I've got a tale that involves a camping trip, three raccoons, and a situation that definitely violated several state park regulations. Trust me, you won't want to miss it.
Stay lifted, stay laughing, and always know your limits. Peace out!
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