Burger King offically kicked their Creepy King to the curb. I guess it was a little too creepy for parents and kids. I dunno, I think they should of held on to him for the fringe crowd. Like the IYKYK types, but the fast food wars are hot these days and Burger King is going to focus more on the store playgrounds and happy meals that aren't called happy meals because they can't call them happy meals. No word on a replacement mascot. Maybe they woo over Mayor McCheese. I feel like McDonalds hasn't been treating that guy very well. He could use a flame broiled makeover. In the meantime though, for caving to the soft new generation that can't seem to take an ironic joke, Burger King should feel shame, shame, shame.
