Title: #1442 Whisper Let Me Bore You To Sleep – 27th September 2025
Duration: 47 minutes, 28 seconds
Speaker: Jason Newland
Style: Stream-of-consciousness, whisper-style monologue intended for relaxation/sleep aid
🧠 Main Themes & Topics
💤 1. Opening and Personal Musings
- Jason opens the session with his classic gentle welcome.
- He shares a quirky observation about how most of his deep thoughts occur while doing a "wee wee" – a moment of humorous vulnerability.
- Reflects on the awkwardness of explaining his "job" as a podcaster/hypnotist, particularly when others casually refer to him needing to “get to work.”
😴 2. Sleep, Dreams & Celine Dion (Yes, Really)
- Jason briefly tries to recall a dream he had but can’t remember it.
- He jokingly transitions into imagining what Celine Dion might sound like singing “Wind Beneath My Wings.”
- Comments on Celine Dion’s incredible voice before gently bringing the topic back to sleep and relaxation.
📊 3. YouTube & Podcast Stats
- Updates on his subscriber count: 1,581 on YouTube (an increase).
- Notes a curious rise in views and listens on various platforms.
- Expresses curiosity and a bit of confusion about what's caused the increase.
- Talks through his top podcast episodes, including:
- Hypnosis for Sleep and Deep Relaxation
- Let Me Bore You to Sleep
- Chronic Pain Hypnosis
- Relaxation for Stress and Panic Attacks
- Stop Smoking Hypnosis
🌍 4. Audience Geography
- Lists his top listener locations globally (U.S., UK, Australia, Canada, etc.).
- Breaks it down into cities and towns, adding a bit of playful commentary, like how long it would take him to walk to Walthamstow.
📱 5. Podcast Hosting Platforms & Tech Troubles
- Discusses issues with Apple Podcasts not showing recent episodes.
- Troubleshoots by checking individual links and comparing how Google indexes content.
- Successfully verifies that his main podcast feeds are up to date across all major platforms.
🤯 6. Rants, Rambles & Random Observations
- Comments on odd Facebook posts, particularly lists of celebrities under 6 feet tall.
- Humorously reflects on how pointless (but weirdly engaging) those lists are.
- Mentions feeling distracted by random AI-generated Facebook content.
- Brief tangent about his own hair loss, delivered with dry wit and mock desperation:
"I’m praying, I’m begging. Come back. We can make it work this time. I can change.”
💌 7. Fan Interaction
- Reads and responds to a comment from a listener named Kate.
- Tries to help her find a specific podcast episode on Apple Podcasts.
- Asks her for the link to investigate further and muses about how difficult it is even for him to keep track of his many podcast titles.
🧘♂️ 8. Closing Thoughts
- Plans for the day: have breakfast, watch some TV, and maybe nap.
- Expresses appreciation to listeners around the world.
- Ends with his signature positive affirmation: “Please remember to be kind to yourself because you do deserve to be happy and gentle with yourself.”
📝 Tone & Style
- Calm, meandering, humorous.
- Purposefully relaxed and tangential to promote sleep.
- Blends personal reflection, subtle jokes, and gentle encouragement.
