Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from Wednesday, September 25th. The rapture didn’t happen today—or maybe it did and we just didn’t make the cut. Reed finds out Eddie thinks his spicy side is too spicy for heaven, which might be the meanest thing ever said on the show. Eddie’s bouncing up and down in a broken chair while Reed loses it, 5% of people admit to stashing their phone in their underwear, and Biff and Hayley jump in for a game that ends in an honest-to-goodness miracle. Plus, high school football cheer squads aren’t what they used to be, Wendy’s is swapping lettuce styles, and Reed is ready to hack the simulation.