The Wheekian System does not adhere to standard galactic physical constants. It is a region where the laws of physics are fluid, dictated more by cultural absurdity than scientific rigor. Time, for instance, is noted to loop like a "confused spaghetti noodle," while gravity occasionally takes "a personal day". This instability permeates every aspect of the planets, forcing inhabitants to evolve socio-physical architectures built upon disciplined chaos. On Wheekian worlds, intellect is measured not by academic achievement but by the practical ability to dance in zero-G while accurately reciting planetary tax codes. The following analysis proceeds under the assumption that the system’s apparent chaos is, in fact, highly codified and ritualized cosmic law.
