Over Christmas, Lorenzo accessed Ultima Fila's secret Cyprus National Bank account with the help of a North Korean hacker. His intent was to seize the podcast's common funds for his own benefit, but the hacker stole all the money and vanished, proving that Lorenzo is not really the smartest guy in town. I mean, it was a North Korean hacker he found on Fiverr. Like, dude, seriously?
Anyhow, the end result is that now Ultima Fila desperately needs cash, mostly to pay for Andrea's next month-long trip to South East Asia. That's why today we're desperately turning to the best method for pretending you're making money online: Amazon Affiliates Links.
During a visit to Nicole Scott's apartment, Andrea proceeds to enumerate all the many gadgets she owns, so now we have a proper excuse to bother our listeners with a lot of Amazon Affiliate Links in the description of this episode (and future ones).
If you don't give a damn about the gadgets we're mentioning that's ok, we just want a percentage of what you're spending on Amazon. I mean, forget the gadgets, just buy whatever you need to buy from Jeff's dystopic digital emporium from this link and we'll get a cut. Honestly, that's all we actually care about.
