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We Won't Finish This PodcastHiber-Nation | We Won't Finish This Podcast #23Send us a textWelcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, the writer’s room show where hosts Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz pitch wild movie ideas that will never see the silver screen. In this episode, Spaceman unveils Hiber-Nation, a genre-blending tale of action, horror, and alternate-world intrigue set in a sprawling metropolis where humans hibernate for months at a time. The hosts dive into a gritty world of night-shift soldiers, mysterious tremors, and monstrous threats, all while riffing on the absurdities of a society built around mandatory sleep cycles. Expect dark humor, vivid world-building, and a ch...2025-05-261h 14
We Won't Finish This PodcastRock To The Future | We Won't Finish This Podcast #22Send us a textWelcome to the most chaotic writers' room on the internet! This week, Savage pitches Rock to the Future—a time-travel comedy meets stoner rock odyssey that’s equal parts Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, and a fever dream after too many brownies. It’s 1978, and a teenage slacker gets shoved into a time capsule locker, only to emerge in 2008 to chase his rockstar dreams. Will he shred with his idols or get wedgied into oblivion? Let’s find out—sort of! 0:00 – Intro: Meet the Table The gang kicks off with music...2025-03-261h 12
We Won't Finish This PodcastFalse Alarmageddon | We Won't Finish This Podcast #21Send us a textIn this Episode, Zeebz unveils a hilarious post-apocalyptic twist: Rex Thunderstrike, a delusional doomsday prepper, abandons his life for the wilderness, convinced the world’s ended—spoiler: it hasn’t. Joined by a stoner trail hiker obsessed with an air fryer, this dark comedy spirals into absurdity with tactical toilet paper, canned cheeseburgers, and raccoon bandits. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and an "I told you so" that never lands.[0:00] Intro - Welcome to the Writers' RoomSpaceman, Savage, and Zeebz kick off with the podcast’s vibe: pitching movies we’ll ne...2025-02-271h 05
We Won't Finish This PodcastCold Case Piles | We Won't Finish This Podcast #20Send us a textIn this episode, we follow retired detective Rick Stacy as he uncovers a bizarre case of the "serial pooper" in his neighborhood, a mysterious figure making life difficult for residents. From strange deliveries to shady HOA practices, this episode is packed with quirky humor, slapstick moments, and plenty of poop jokes! Join us as we dive deep into the mystery while also exploring the darker side of suburban life.Get ready for a comedic twist on classic detective tropes, featuring Rick’s oddball investigation methods and a lot of laughs along th...2025-01-241h 02
We Won't Finish This PodcastDartman and Glowboy Save Christmas | We Won't Finish This Podcast #19Send us a textWe Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode!This holiday season, the Freak Squad returns for their most daring mission yet! After reminiscing about classic board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap, the episode takes a sharp turn into chaos as Santa is kidnapped, and Dr. Vile unleashes a nefarious plan to turn the North Pole into a sinister claymation nightmare.The Freak Squad investigates, revealing shocking truths: M...2024-12-051h 13
We Won't Finish This PodcastHalloween Triple Feature Spooktacular 2024 | We Won't Finish This Podcast #18Send us a textWelcome to a delightfully ridiculous episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, where comedy writers pitch outrageous movie ideas that will never see the light of day. In this special Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular, we're serving up three delightfully silly tales filled with laughter, absurdity, and just the right amount of spooky! Get ready for a journey into the wacky and wonderful as we explore concepts that blend horror and comedy in the most unexpected ways!0:00 – IntroductionStart the Halloween hilarity with our introduction to this special triple feature episode. Th...2024-10-031h 32
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Unwise Guys | We Won't Finish This Podcast #17Send us a textIn this episode, Zeebz pitches a Las Vegas crime family comedy. Vinnie, Lewis, and Walter pull off a wild heist at a Magic: The Gathering tournament, only to find themselves in a slip-and-fall scam that targets the Capri Sun Casino and Resort. As the plan unfolds, it leads to a courtroom showdown where Dom Prosciutto, the bumbling Prosciutto family member, makes a shocking move that could change everything. The episode ends with an unexpected twist, as Dom’s rise to power comes with unforeseen consequences. Will Dom finally gain the respect he's always cr...2024-09-051h 12
We Won't Finish This PodcastFamily Fun Extravaganza | We Won't Finish This Podcast #16Send us a textWelcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, your go-to show for original movie pitches and creative chaos! Each month, we dive into fresh and funny movie concepts that we’ll never bring to life—until now! Join us in our virtual writers' room as we brainstorm and pitch unique film ideas that are sure to spark your imagination. In this episode, Spaceman presents a hilarious comedy about four college friends who hit it big with a lottery win and decide to start their own family fun center. Chaos ensues when their indiv...2024-08-091h 13
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Cheese Monger Protocol | We Won't Finish This Podcast #15Send us a textDive into the latest episode for an unforgettable journey into the realm of animated heist movies with "The Cheese Monger Protocol." Join our writers' room as we reimagine the classic heist genre with a twist – this time, the mice are the unlikely heroes! Follow the adventures of a retired aficionado defending his prized cheese collection against a cunning crew of rodents in this whimsical tale filled with laughter, thrills, and heartwarming moments. With nods to beloved classic animated tropes and clever storytelling, this episode promises to captivate audiences and leave them craving more....2024-06-051h 24
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Party Pact | We Won't Finish This Podcast #14Send us a textIn this episode Zeebz presents his uproarious movie pitch, "The Party Pact." Prepare to dive into a world of hilarity as four young roommates find themselves caught in the chaotic whirlwind of adulthood. In this comedy drama, our protagonists aren't freezing time, but rather striking a deal to halt their progression in life. As they navigate the ups and downs of bad roommates, tyrannical landlords, and the ever-looming threat of growing up, they concoct a wild plan to maintain their carefree existence indefinitely. Join us for a wild ride as...2024-04-041h 02
We Won't Finish This PodcastY-2-Kayfabe | We Won't Finish This Podcast #13Send us a textIn the post-apocalyptic aftermath of the Y2K disaster, the world is plunged into chaos, and surviving settlements find an unlikely source of order and entertainment: professional wrestling. The once-frivolous spectacle now dictates the fate of the remaining societies, where the outcome of wrestling matches determines governance and societal hierarchy. All other forms of entertainment have vanished, leaving the populace emotionally and amusingly invested in the world of wrestling.Our protagonist, "Bon Dangerous," a charismatic local champion, navigates this new world, grappling with personal loss and driven by a burning desire...2024-03-021h 31
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Dawn of The Rise of The Origin of Dartman and Glowboy | We Won't Finish This Podcast #12Send us a textWelcome to "We Won't Finish This Podcast," the show where Savage, Spaceman, and Zeebz pitch movies they'll never make but desperately want to! In this episode, join our hosts on a wild ride through the world of "Dartman" and "Glowboy," two superheroes with powers that are more inconvenient than incredible. Get ready for a unique and hilarious comic book/superhero movie experience!🍿 Episode Highlights:Discover the origin story of Dartman and Glowboy, whose powers stem from an unexpected encounter with Dr. Vile's Large Hadron Collider.Dive into a wor...2024-01-181h 37
We Won't Finish This PodcastRobbin' Claus | We Won't Finish This Podcast #11Send us a textIn this very special holiday episode Zeebz presents a Christmas story about a young boy who is so devastated to learn that Santa isn't real that he dedicates his life to becoming him. This episode is brought to you by Pizza Lobo www.pizzalobo.com2023-12-101h 05
We Won't Finish This PodcastLifetime Subscription | We Won't Finish This Podcast #10Send us a textIn this episode, Spaceman poses the question “If a corporation were to discover the secret of eternal life, would you enter a 1,000 year work contract to be live forever?” We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make. A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode! SOCIALS: https://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod This episode is sponsored by Pizza Lobo http://www.PizzaLobo.com2023-11-241h 20
We Won't Finish This PodcastScare BNB | We Won't Finish This Podcast #9Send us a textMark and Liz need a break from their hectic lives and decide to look for a rental cabin on a lake so their daughter Annie can have fun swimming and maybe make some friends. After an agonizing several page search, they come across the perfect place with a place to swim and all the farm fresh eggs and rustic charm they could hope for. After arriving, however, they find things aren’t quite meeting expectations. More strange experiences with the neighbors lead to a shocking mystery that will change the course of their li...2023-10-211h 05
We Won't Finish This PodcastGiant Squid Versus ... | We Won't Finish This Podcast #8Send us a textPresent day off the coast of California, a billionaire's yacht party has a big surprise when a megafauna decides to pay a visit. Searching for the mystery of the yacht leads to a startling, and massive discovery. One that only Jack Hardball can take on. As Jack Hardball unravels layer after layer of this megafauna mystery, humanity’s place in the food chain is questioned. Will mankind survive a battle of the megafauna if it were to come to land? Can Jack Hardball find Tina Hardball? If a Squidnami were to hit our sh...2023-10-161h 16
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Cryptid - Part Two | We Won't Finish This Podcast #7Send us a textWelcome to The Cryptid. After blacking out on a plane ride, how upset would you be if you woke up in different clothes at your destination? Maybe checking out the cool monster themed hotel would take your mind off the unapproved changing of your clothes. They might serve Monster Energy drinks! The staff is so weird though, and that’s coming from a Cryptozoologist! At the kickoff cocktail party in the evening we finally get to meet the host! After really charming the crowd, he makes a shocking speech and you will be fa...2023-09-281h 12
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Cryptid - Part One | We Won't Finish This Podcast #6Send us a textCryptozoology has nothing to do with Gigapets, but is a pseudoscience that studies legendary animals or monsters like Bigfoot, the presumably lonely Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, and so on. If you were a Cryptozoologist that was really into Bigfoot, what would you have in your home office? Maybe you would have a bunch of stuff like this Bigfoot Museum. Either way, the office is probably messy and full of signs of financial ruin. If you were a Cryptozoologist, would you fake Bigfoot evidence during your big break with Netflicks for a documentary and...2023-09-171h 03
We Won't Finish This PodcastFloor Hockey: Sport of Kings | We Won't Finish This Podcast #5Send us a textCould the new Dad in town step in when he's needed the most to lead a ragtag group of kids to floor hockey glory? What bumps in the road could we expect when training up our group of youths, including your son and Mullet McMichaels, the All American defenseman? Could there be a mentor out there somewhere? Maybe Hook Murphy, with his tragic wrist shot related backstory, can bring everyone together. What does the end of a long day of floor hockey look like? Would you want to meet up with the guys...2023-07-301h 04
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Moon Problem | We Won't Finish This Podcast #4Send us a textThe invention of the telescope is a pivotal moment for this story. Aside from the Double Decker taco, it may be the most important milestone in human history. What if there were traces of an intelligent civilization on the Moon? What would that mean to humans throughout moments in history as technology advances? What could humans even do with the information with limitations of technology? If there were remnants of a lost civilization, what happened to them? All of these questions are explored in this episode and what the consequences might be for...2023-07-0159 min
We Won't Finish This PodcastBork Almighty | We Won't Finish This Podcast #3Send us a textYou are the Orb Master in this story, but could your real life acquaintances embarrass you in front of your online friends? Will you let your gaming nemesis take your spot as Orb Master? If you were in an online game tournament, would your gamer fuel be Brisk Iced Tea or would you fill it with Mountain Dew and appearances be damned? It has to pair well with your Digiorno Pizza. If your dad, Shooter McGavin, demands you attend a dinner party that conflicts with your big gaming event, which life do you...2023-05-1951 min
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Underside | We Won't Finish This Podcast #2Send us a textWhat if you could quit your job with Big Globe and buy a boat? Would you take it to the open seas and try to find the edge of the world? Maybe you could connect all the dots the news is showing you if you weren’t so mung about your career. You are a Flat Earther before modern internet and cell phones and you are ready to make your hero’s journey, you just have to get inspiration from a co-worker with a serious medical condition first. When you hit the high seas...2023-04-221h 16
We Won't Finish This PodcastBunker Time Machine | We Won't Finish This Podcast #1Send us a textWhat would you do if you were among a select few people trusted to safeguard a reset button for the world? There’s a book where the collective knowledge of all resets is kept, but would it show you a future that may have already come to pass that was reset? Is it Back to the Future rules or is it Hot Tub Time Machine? How does aging work in a void outside of time and how could there be a changing of the guard? Could a visitor to the bunker be a me...2023-04-011h 06
We Won't Finish This PodcastThe Origin Story | We Won't Finish This Podcast #0Send us a textSpaceman and Zeebz explain why they’re not finishing this podcast. The hosts discuss their early life and what drew them to the creative aspect of writing and creativity. Eventually, an old acquaintance dangles an opportunity to make a cartoon. You guessed it, things didn’t pan out, but that didn’t stop Spaceman and Zeebz from having fun with some writing ideas. The dreams of making a cartoon remained alive even though animators continued to prove unreliable. After some time, an old family friend that came into some money comes along and wants...2023-03-1350 min