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The Clopen EffectWild Hunny Boutique - Eat, Shop, Love, LocalLaura, owner of Wild Hunny Boutique, is here this week! We chat about her boutique and surprise her with the game: 'Finish the Christmas lyric'. It's a great listen!Wild Hunny Boutique is a woman-owned local shop specializing in affordable, stylish, and giftable items — perfect for holiday shopping, everyday wear, and supporting local makers.📍 Located at 1213 Riverside Drive, near the Riverwalk Shops in McHenry.Here’s what you’ll find inside:👗 Women’s ClothingA constantly refreshed selection of boutique-style apparel that’s fashionable without the boutique price tag — nothing is priced above about...
2025-12-1247 minThe Clopen EffectThankful For You F*ckers 2025Let's talk about the dangers of cooking on Thanksgiving! And a few other stories...All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and perfor...
2025-12-0136 minThe Clopen EffectBellies Food Truck with Owner ChrisWhat a fantastic interview with Chris from @belliesfoodtruck 🐷Owner Chris, along with his wife, his daughter, his business partner, his dad, and his brother, serves up pork belly bites, Cuban sandwiches, and Meredith’s favorite grilled cheese!We talk about Chris’s past jobs and how Bellies came to be. And of course, there is a short quiz at the end where we realize that Chris is surprisingly good at guessing years in history. Like… how is he that good? Anyway... their food is fantastic! Please check them out.https://belliesfoodtruck.comAll The...
2025-11-201h 10
The Clopen EffectBeavers and Buttglands (What is in our food!?)In this week’s episode of The Clopen Effect, we chat about 40 wild food additives - what they are, how to actually pronounce them, and the sneaky places they like to hide. Spoiler: your snacks might contain wood chips, your bread might include duck feathers, and yes… there’s a beaver gland situation.We attempt to deliver accurate info, but let’s be honest: we’re a comedy podcast, not a science lab. If we messed something up - our bad. Just keep listening anyway. It’s funnier when we’re slightly wrong.All The Clopen Links: https...
2025-11-141h 04The Clopen EffectSpooky Ways to Live (Happy Halloween!)Mature audiences only, please! 🎃Meredith and Cassandra dive into 20 of the rarest medical conditions people can suffer from — it’s a tough one, but perfect for Spooky Season!We also chat about Meredith’s “diet,” the manager with an attitude, the chores we let our husbands handle, and—drumroll please—we’re celebrating being listened to in all 50 states! Huge thank you to Nina for helping us get there!Oh, and one more thing… who do we know that owns a candle company? We have plans.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffec...
2025-10-3157 min
The Clopen EffectSpooky Season With the BestieCassandra, Bestie, and Meredith chat about one of the eeriest topics yet - the worst ways to die in retail. For mature audiences only, please!It’s spooky season, and while this episode sounds dark, it’s handled with care, respect, and just enough Halloween edge to give you chills (without crossing the line).From freezers to forklifts, compactors to parking lots, we explore the strange, tragic, and sometimes unbelievable accidents that have happened in and around retail workplaces.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and...
2025-10-2354 minThe Clopen EffectHaunting TheftsHere's the rundown of this week's show:Home Invasions / Residential BurglariesThieves go for small, high-value, easy-to-carry stuff.Top items:CashLaptops, tablets, phonesJewelry and watchesPrescription medsFirearmsThey want things they can grab fast and resell easily.Average loss? A few thousand dollars per break-in.Store Robberies / Retail TheftThe “greatest hits” list of what walks out of stores:ElectronicsDesigner clothing and accessoriesCosmeticsAlcoholMeat and deli itemsBaby formulaCoffee and razors (because apparently people love stealing those)Why these? Small, expensive, and easy to flip online.Retailers lost around $45 billion last year from theft alone.Car Break-i...
2025-10-1834 minThe Clopen EffectDon't Take Candy From StrangersHey friends! Before we share this week's episode, a quick note:Every week, The Clopen Effect is full of jokes, absurd retail stories, and general chaos. You know, our usual nonsense.Today, since it’s spooky season, we’re taking a small detour. We’re covering two very serious events: the disappearances of Adam Walsh from a Sears in 1981 and Ann Gotlib from Bashford Manor Mall in 1983. Not all the details are provided here, so please conduct your own online research if you'd like to learn more about these cases.These cases are tragic...
2025-10-091h 05The Clopen EffectSpooky Drinking with DevangelistWe had a great time with the Rockstar of Retail - our friend Tim! We were listening to the Cubbies win, so the recording fades in and out a bit, but oh well (they won!). In this episode, we chat about Tim’s bands and run through the top scary movie quotes. Stick around until the end to hear a song titled Deviant!All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www...
2025-10-0358 minThe Clopen EffectBathroom Breaks and Dirty GrapesWe kick things off with a hilarious story from our co-worker who carried 100 balloons for 1.5 miles from the store to an office party (yes, people stared). Then it’s all about GERMS — the gross, sneaky, everyday kind that hide where you least expect them. Fun, funny, and a little bit ewww - this episode has it all!All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt...
2025-09-2954 minThe Clopen EffectDying to Win (Competitive Eating Contests)From hot dogs at Coney Island to lamingtons in Australia, competitive eating contests are one of the strangest - and most fascinating - traditions around the world. Today, we’re talking about the wild history, the training secrets, and even the dangers of this stomach-stretching sport.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:...
2025-09-2041 minThe Clopen EffectRest Stops and Snack ShopsWowee, we do love to laugh at ourselves! This episode is no different! We talk about road trips and rest stops, snacks and car ride games. Thanks for being here! We are really having a great time with all of you!All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:Available wherev...
2025-09-111h 04The Clopen EffectWashy WishesThis week, we talk about classic wives' tales, we read some great ones from our listeners, and get a little depressed about zoos. Oops. Anyway - enjoy this week's episode!All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) 🟢 30 Days to Building R...
2025-09-0440 minThe Clopen EffectFair Food PoisoningFood festivals are so fun! We love them and talk about the most popular, iconic, largest, quirkiest, weirdest, and longest-running. We talk about our local ribfest and the Bristol Renaissance Faire (Kenosha, WI).All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) 🟢 30...
2025-08-3038 min
The Clopen EffectROY G. BIVROY G. BIVColors don’t just look good in a store, they actually do something to our bodies.When our eyes see a color, the signal travels to our brain, and that can change how we feel, even how fast our heart beats.Red makes your heart beat faster. That’s why stores use it for clearance tags and sales—it screams buy me now!Yellow is like sunshine. It makes your brain feel happy and alert. That’s why you’ll see yellow on bananas, mustard, or bright sale signs.Gree...
2025-08-2530 min
The Clopen EffectBread Math with JasonIn this episode, we chat the world of bread and the math behind it (sort of), with our special guest, Jason!Jason 'drives' us through his bread delivery route, explaining how the numbers, store stops, and fresh bread logistics all come together.Meredith tries her best to follow along, but admits… she still doesn’t really understand how it works. (Bread routes are complicated, okay?)We take a fun detour into a Bread Quiz, which ChatGPT created and yes, Cass’s name is in it! She’s AI famous now.Oh, and surprise twist: Jason used to marry people! (As in...
2025-08-081h 00
The Clopen EffectThifting with DaisyGuests: Mama Brianna & Baby Daisy 🌼This week, we welcome the sweetest guests, Mama Brianna and her 9-month-old daughter, Daisy! We explore the origin of the name Daisy, its meaning (“day’s eye”), and why it's the perfect fit for such a bright little soul.We also give a shoutout to Dented Gate Flower Garden in Woodstock, IL, a local gem filled with natural charm.Then, we slightly dive into the growing world of thrift shopping:🛒 Surprising stats on how much people are really spending.🌍 Why thrifting is trending with Gen Z and millennials...
2025-07-2739 min
The Clopen EffectCass Goes on RantsWe ket AI write this recap, Lol:In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Clopen Effect: A Funny Retail Podcast, Cass shares a wild story about a customer who stood directly in her way — and refused to budge. We break down the awkwardness, the tension, and the hilarity that happens when retail workers are just trying to do their job… and shoppers are just trying to pretend they don’t see you.Then, we dive into 20ish different types of shoppers we all know and love. Whether you’ve worked retail or you’re just a curious custo...
2025-07-1942 min
The Clopen EffectSecret Squirrel 3She’s back! In Part 3 of our Secret Squirrel series, our favorite AP expert returns to talk about the people who take a chance at stealing and how often they get caught. We explore the quick decisions, bold moves, and bizarre attempts that happen every day in retail. We also play the '"Have You Ever?" game for some fast and fun AP confessions. Be sure to stick around until the end when Secret Squirrel shares one of her most unforgettable stories yet.All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us...
2025-07-121h 08The Clopen EffectCan Someone Please Page My Mental Health?Cancer is not funny. Let’s be clear about that. But sometimes the situations we find ourselves in as retail workers leave us so stunned, all we can do is laugh or cry.In this episode, Cassandra shares one of those moments. A customer casually dropped a very personal and medically graphic detail mid-conversation, leaving her wondering, “What do I even say to that?”We unpack why this happens, why customers share so much with retail workers, how we’ve unintentionally become emotional support humans, and why nothing really shocks us anymore.And honestly...
2025-07-0334 minThe Clopen EffectVegas SchmegasCassandra survives a sizzling Vegas heatwave and finally sees her first Elvis impersonator. Meanwhile, Meredith has a moment: she thought she saw a woman with no arms… but it was just a cold-shoulder shirt. Laugh with us this week! It's a good one!All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support👕 Buy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poo...
2025-06-2342 minThe Clopen EffectDo Not EngageWe chat about how much time we actually spend in our cars, from sitting at red lights and waiting to turn left, to crawling through construction traffic and waiting in drive-thru lines. We also talk about how those minutes add up to days each year. We discuss coffee creamers and how we plan to make millions real soon.$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! PLUS, you receive early episode releases and fun gifts!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportDo Not Engage Button: https://www.zazzle.com/do_not_engage...
2025-06-1142 min
The Clopen EffectWho Dun Did It!? The Dry Ice EditionOne of us now knows the danger of Dry Ice in a closed vehicle. Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide (CO₂). When it “melts,” it doesn’t become a liquid; it sublimates directly into a gas. That means it turns into carbon dioxide gas, which displaces oxygen in the air.All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support👕 Buy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out O...
2025-06-0436 minThe Clopen EffectGardening Tips and Tricks with The Clopen GalsWhat the heck is a WigglyBush!? We dug into America’s $176B landscaping obsession, wild HOA rules (no red mulch?!), and Cass’s yard glow-up thanks to Johnny. From mulch math to HOA drama, we laughed, learned, and maybe judged a lawn or two. Cass even aced the landscaping quiz, and Meredith learned about helicopter seeds. 🌱🎙️All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support👕 Buy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effec...
2025-05-3042 min
The Clopen EffectQuizzes, Costco and SurgeriesCan Cassandra guess all the grocery words before time runs out? PLUS, we dish on Costco culture and share some real talk about surgery recovery (yes, even the parts no one warns you about).All The Clopen Links:https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support👕 Buy Our Cool Merch:https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:Available wherever you listen!🟢 30...
2025-05-2437 minThe Clopen EffectThe Mattress Money Madness (Our 200th Episode!)Happy 200th Episode to The Clopen Effect! Let's talk about mattresses.Helpful Links:All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport the Show & Keep Us Recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: Available wherever you listen!🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273All material, unless otherwise stated, wr...
2025-05-1641 minThe Clopen EffectPizza, Pasta, Pope (Episode 199!!)In this episode, Meredith and Julia talk pizza, pasta, and the Pope while traveling in Italy. Cassandra brings the sunny (and sometimes chaotic) energy of Florida. No deep dives here, just funny moments, quirky details, and the little differences we noticed between these two worlds. It’s all about enjoying the stories, sharing some smiles, and maybe leaving you craving a slice of pizza or a beach chair by the end.🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273🔗 Helpful Links:...
2025-05-031h 35The Clopen EffectSpring Awakening with Aeon LoungeKristen, owner of Aeon Gallery in Richmond, IL. joined us for laughs and a sneak peek into her Absinthe Lounge’s incredible upcoming vendor event, Spring Awakening, on April 27th! We chatted about her haunted photo book and the mysterious forces that knocked Moscow Mule mugs off the hooks. Good vibes, great art, and maybe a ghost or two - just how we like it. (Well, Cass is really only a fan of drinking spirits, not talking to them!)🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502...
2025-04-0458 minThe Clopen EffectThe Depresso Espresso EpisodeMany choose Retail as a fast-paced, people-driven career for the energy, flexibility, and growth opportunities (sort of). It’s not always easy, but it builds strong skills, opens doors, and can even lead to big money at the top. We’ve also got some hilarious retail-themed movie quotes and titles to share because if you’ve worked retail, you know it’s basically a comedy show!🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273🔗 Helpful Links:✨ All The Clopen Links:
2025-03-2931 minThe Clopen EffectAmericard VS. Mastercharge (and somehow we talk about diseases, too)Ever wonder how credit cards went from old-school charge plates (cha-ching!) to the tap-to-pay magic we use today? In this episode, we take a fun look at the history of credit cards, their quirks, and how they’ve been hilariously portrayed in cartoons. From the first Diners Club card to Marge Simpson maxing out her limit, we cover the good, the bad, and the overdrawn. No finance degree is required. Just laughs and swipes!🔹 Who invented the credit card?🔹 What did people use before plastic?🔹 Cartoons featuring credit cards!Listen now and avoid that "in...
2025-03-2240 min
The Clopen EffectThe Do’s and Don’ts of Virtual MeetingsLet’s be honest: We’ve all been on some questionable virtual calls. From camera etiquette to knowing when (and when not) to unmute, we’re breaking down the dos and don’ts that make meetings smoother, more productive, and way less awkward. Whether you’re guilty of talking on mute, multitasking a little too hard, or enduring never-ending silences, this one’s for you!Listen in, take notes (or don’t, we won’t know), and let’s make virtual meetings suck a little less!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to ke...
2025-03-1535 min
The Clopen EffectSay Cheese!In this episode, we explore the history of cheese, including how it's been around for 7,000 years and how the largest cheese wheel ever made weighed 57,000 pounds! We also touched on fun cheese facts like the cheese cave in Missouri and the (gross) world of maggot cheese.Plus, we celebrated 10 and 25-year wedding anniversaries!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material...
2025-03-0547 minThe Clopen EffectChocolate, Chocolate and More ChocolateHere's a quick recap of the history of chocolate. And correct, Meredith never knows how to pronounce anything. It's all good:Ancient OriginsChocolate’s history dates back over 3,000 years to Mesoamerica (modern-day Mexico and Central America). The Olmecs (1500-400 BCE) were likely the first to cultivate cacao and use it for ceremonial drinks. Later, the Mayans and Aztecs adopted cacao, turning it into a bitter, spiced beverage called “xocoatl,” often mixed with chili, vanilla, and honey. The Aztecs valued cacao so highly that they used cacao beans as currency.Chocolate Arrives in Europe
2025-02-2846 minThe Clopen EffectHappy Valentine's Day - Let's LaughThe five stages of grief... we mean, a retail work day. Also, pork shoulder butts, bad drivers and winter weather.Building Resilience at Work - the certified course!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect
2025-02-1444 min
The Clopen EffectStaying Awake with HannahLet's talk third shift! We’re talking about the realities of overnight work with Hannah - she knows the ins and outs of the night shift grind. Download this episode for insights, a fun chat, and a quiz about living the late-night schedule!#ThirdShift #NightShiftLife #AClopenEffect #podcastBuilding Resilience in the workplace - new course from Meredith! Use code YOUR30DAYJOURNEY to save money!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's co...
2025-02-0951 minThe Clopen EffectSloth Punch Love - BillboardsThis week's episode is so fun! Here's a recap:Funny Billboards – We've seen some of the wildest and cheesiest billboards, including lawyer ads and the infamous Brian Urlacher hair restoration billboards.Hulk Hogan & Bret Michaels’ Bandana Hair Mystery – Why these guys love their headwear and how Bret Michaels keeps his rockstar look intact.Every Rose Has Its Thorn – We had a mini rock nostalgia moment talking about Poison’s classic ballad.How Much Does a Billboard Cost? – We discuss the pricing for renting a billboard and how farmers might lease their land for them.
2025-01-3136 min
The Clopen EffectWin For Life (With Jenn)Cassandra's sister is here! "Win for Life" and what we dream of having forever, like free coffee, concert tickets, or no more bills. We also laugh about funny TikToks, with Meredith admitting she'll miss the jewelry reveal videos that brought her so much entertainment. Along the way, we poke fun at ourselves for aging into phrases like “reels” and “books on tape.” Jenn reads off great responses from our followers about what they’d love to win for life, from free gas, crab legs, and steak to endless Amazon deliveries. All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopene...
2025-01-2133 min
The Clopen EffectName Your GadgetThis is, without a doubt, the FUNNIEST episode we’ve ever recorded! Meredith got a Roomba for Christmas and finally settled on the perfect name: Obi-Wan Cleanobi. But that’s not all - download the episode to hear the hilarious list of other name options. From clever puns to pop culture gold to Star Wars-themed, this episode will have you laughing out loud!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clop...
2025-01-0745 min
The Clopen EffectTaglines and Ten Year TrendsMeredith quizzes Cassandra on streaming services' taglines, and we uncover a couple of modern trends that people may regret in the next decade.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn
2024-12-3043 minThe Clopen EffectRetail - Where the Spirit of Christmas Goes to DieSurviving retail during the holidays can feel like navigating a battlefield of long lines, stressed-out customers, and the relentless demand for cheer. And a cheesy list of funny retail sayings to bring 'humor' to the holiday madness.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the...
2024-12-1943 minThe Clopen EffectChewing the Fat with Jenuine CoffeeJen from Jenuine Coffee joined Meredith and Cassandra for this episode, adding her unique perspective to this funny discussion!In this episode of Chewing the Fat, we take listeners on a journey into the origins of (mostly) food-related phrases, exploring their history, meanings, and cultural significance. The episode is filled with fascinating tidbits and plenty of laughs as the trio brews up lively discussions over a virtual "Cup O' Joe." And as always, Meredith accidentally mixes up her words, and we have a big laugh!Find Jen here: https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/Some Phrases fr...
2024-11-2646 minThe Clopen EffectOh, Deer!It's DEER week! One of our husbands hit a deer last week, and a couple of our friends have too! We talk deer statistics, top road kill, and driving stories.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https...
2024-11-2139 minThe Clopen EffectHaul Out the PiesGet ready for some pie talk! Top selling pies, what we think about everyone’s choice in pies, and Cass has a fantastic conversation with a customer!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eD...
2024-11-1534 minThe Clopen EffectWould You Like Fries With That?Why is it dark out already? We are already listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies on Hallmark. Also, from A&W to McDonald's, we explore the oldest franchises, clever branding, and secrets to staying relevant for generations.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other...
2024-11-0838 minThe Clopen EffectSpooky Sandwiches and Inappropriate Work CostumesIt's meat reset time! Also - the most popular sandwiches and balancing fun and professionalism are important when choosing a costume for a work event. We talk about some costumes that might be considered inappropriate and some that might be perfect.Happy Halloween!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen...
2024-10-2543 minThe Clopen EffectManic Mondays and Spooky ToesCassandra bought a new coffee pot, and Meredith thought she’d enjoy the Smoked Butterscotch coffee. We also discussed the most popular days for call-offs and the top Halloween costumes for 2024, as reported by USA Today and Time online, Cassandra's yearly tradition, we share videos we love and laugh at, including pinky toes getting painted, ASMR cleaning products, and 'sizzle sizzle.'All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_cl...
2024-10-1848 minThe Clopen EffectCelebrating National Retail DayIs there a National Retail Day? Yes, the third Wednesday of October is National Retail Day. How do we celebrate a National Day of Retail? We discuss a few ideas: employee appreciation, an appreciation event, a team-building activity, recognition programs, rewards, or PIZZA. Donating your time and money, school fundraisers, Petit Fours taste like hand soap, and Happy Birthday Boop!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect...
2024-10-1131 minThe Clopen EffectThe Saturation SituationSome of the most saturated businesses and what makes some more popular than others. Also, The 23 Most Profitable Businesses in 2024 from Nerd WalletAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn
2024-10-0449 minThe Clopen EffectSpooky Season is HereLet’s talk pumpkins and recipes! Also, Meredith's Halloween children's book is here: https://a.co/d/eImQWXgDid you know pumpkins are more than just a Halloween decoration? Pumpkins are packed with nutrients, and over 1.5 billion pounds are produced each year in the U.S. alone! From soups to pies, pumpkins add a delicious twist to fall recipes.Thanks to @FoodNetwork for the amazing pumpkin recipe ideas! Check them out and get inspired for your next kitchen creation!#PumpkinSeason #FallFlavors #PumpkinRecipes #ThankYouFoodNetwork #SpookyAndDelicious #FallVibesAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee...
2024-09-2042 minThe Clopen EffectCupKaits by KaitlynSpooky season music is back! Kaitlyn attended the CIA in New York and tried to learn as much as possible every semester. We all seem to love sweets. Meredith often visits Stan's, and Kaitlyn answers all our questions, including wine pairing with desserts. The dream? Getting her cupcakes in the hands of a Bears player!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All...
2024-09-0954 minThe Clopen EffectLights Out!A quick 21 minutes of fun because we lost power! Say no to flannel sheets, the hottest day of the year is here, the lights kept flickering, Meredith had the wrong info about Liquid Death water, some facts about Halloween candy from World Metrics, 'six pack single serve chocolates', lights out and we didn't quite make it full circleAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
2024-08-3024 minThe Clopen EffectDrew and a half MomDrew and his mom, Judy, are here! Judy has lost over 200 pounds, and she shares her day-to-day life now after surgery. Drew visited the Philippines and talks about his adventures there.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too...
2024-08-2258 minThe Clopen EffectPolyester Pants and PiratesUniforms worn in retail, music in stores and why they play them, Meredith ages herself a couple of times, songs that make you think of retail, we were today years old when we learned that OJ was not driving the Bronco, what happened to the baby!?Music by By Paul Simon ©Paul Simon Music, You Can Call Me AlAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_e...
2024-08-1934 min
The Clopen EffectCass's Cars and Mere's MotorsCass was in an accident, Meredith was in an accident when she was 16, demand-driven retail products in 2024 influenced by various factors, technological advancements, changing consumer preferences, and global trends. We talk through some of the notable demand-driven products for this year; everything pumpkin, Stanley Cups, meat alternatives, sparkling water, hybridsAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written...
2024-08-0939 min
The Clopen EffectFive 1 Star ReviewsReviews and ratings have become one of the biggest trends due to several key factors, and we discuss them! Also, Julia is here!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn
2024-08-0245 minThe Clopen EffectFox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry ILOPEN for business! Let's talk pizza and the secret recipe (which really wasn't a secret)!Fox Hole Pizza and Pub in Mchenry, IL: 3308 W Elm St, McHenry, IL 60050Phone: (779) 704-2158Menu: foxholepizzaandpub.comAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other po...
2024-07-2640 minThe Clopen EffectMa'am! We Know Where You're At!Flat tires, rude tow truck techs, why are people waiting for so long to GO at a green light, pedestrians really need to look, motorcycle safety, the bike that was hit by the ladyAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes...
2024-07-1240 minThe Clopen EffectThe Pieceful Project at the McHenry River Walk ShoppesJess, Owner at @thepiecefulproject, and Amy, Director of Chamber Outreach & Economic Growth and McHenry Riverwalk Shoppes @mchenryareachamber are here!River Walk Shoppes are located at 1202 Riverside Dr, McHenry, IL 60050The Pieceful Project in Cary, IL: 27 Jandus Rd, Unit A, Cary, IL, 60013All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen E...
2024-07-0538 minThe Clopen EffectLarry to DairyMeredith had an anxiety attack at a store, Cassandra was irritated and maybe a little crabby, questioning life choices when working retail, when did we start working so hard?, we get personal for a moment about shaving, Happy Birthday week to Cassandra, the bad storm in WI, we work at the same place so we can't really call off together, Rockstar of Retail is a beast, please don't waste our time when we are working for you in stores, what is the worst tasting food out there?, what useless fact have you learned in retail that you'll always remember...
2024-06-2934 minThe Clopen EffectDrewmanyDroogle visited Drewmany, and we got to hear all about it! Drew, thank you so much for bringing wine and chocolates and for sharing your incredible experience of Germany with us!9 Luftballons · Nena, Die Band℗ 1983 BMG Rights Management GmbH, Released on: 1991-09-09All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The...
2024-06-211h 18The Clopen EffectTimed Tasks and Stupid SignsC'mon, corporate, add a little more time to the tasks we complete in stores! Also, we had to hang signs this week. Why are we having conversations on the sales floor? Store directors don't have offices for private conversations. Management is always walking the floor. People need to mind their own business and let others do their work! It's cherry-eating season; watch out for pits! Happy Birthday, Johnny!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's...
2024-06-1439 minThe Clopen EffectHunky Wes on the BeachNikki took a mental health day and joined us for the third time on the podcast! She shares tips on avoiding website scammers and protecting yourself from online fraud. Also, Meredith used the word defrosted when she should have used the word thaw, and Wes has fantastic calves.All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed...
2024-06-0559 minThe Clopen EffectAnts in Our PantsInsanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, training everyone as if they are your replacement, ants keep crawling on Cassandra (or was it just her microphone cord?), it's OK to stay in the same role, Meredith goes into a 20-minute conversation about one salad dressing, resetting the resets, there are so many SKUs in one 4ft section, Hi Gail!, take the time to train team members, Meredith's car is way too automatic, visit Fernando at Gregory Hyundai in Highland Park, feet fetishes, Droogle strikes againAll the Clopen links: https...
2024-05-3128 minThe Clopen EffectMandy, You Made Me So HappyIt's been a long week, Meredith doesn't sleep, Cassandra is a great sleeper, some couples are super loud at the store, loud laughs, SAL-MON, gas prices are high again (gross), how do people do it with RVs, the not-so-great chicken picture, light-hearted and funny ways to close an email from Chatgpt, thank you to Mandy from Old Navy"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short,""Don't do anything I wouldn't do...which isn't much,""Keep on keeping on!""Over and out,""Stay classy,""To...
2024-05-2437 minThe Clopen EffectThe Mish Mash and Side Hustles EpisodeMeredith just woke up from a nap two minutes before recording and keeps yawning, air fresheners, we talk about everyone’s side hustle and some random ideas from ChatGPT, we talk about budgeting, you have to think you're craft is the best to sell it at a craft show, Meredith no longer plays scratch-offs, and Cassandra no longer has credit cards, Congratulations to Brianna and Rob!All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://ww...
2024-05-1747 minThe Clopen EffectTattoos and ConcertsTuesday was rough, we need a vacation, the lady who spoke too much, Cass and Meredith are getting tattoos from JCDurtArt, https://www.facebook.com/jcdurtart, go to the concert, what the word RETAIL means according to ChatGPTAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen EffectFrom our other podcast...
2024-05-0340 minThe Clopen EffectThe Anon-SalonThe anonymous salon owner and talented hair stylist friend share fun stories about the 'whatever' lady who wants only 7 highlights, the lady with the tic on her ear, learning how to do hair on a cadaver, perms are definitely back, and mustaches are fire!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All...
2024-04-261h 02The Clopen EffectHurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple EyeshadowWe are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaningMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect
2024-04-1852 minThe Clopen EffectMIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and ErinLet's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!https://midwestsmokebbq.com/Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm...
2024-03-2948 minThe Clopen EffectConspiracy Theories and SuchKeep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape FearMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
2024-03-2232 minThe Clopen Effectbaseballmapper.com - Patrick and BarbWhat a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (Noote Partners) are here to talk all things baseball!Baseballmapper.com bio:"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared passions that would open the door to this great “work” oppo...
2024-03-151h 31The Clopen Effect(Live) Who's Got Shamrock Shakes?Cassandra and Meredith are back together at work, Cassandra called off on Meredith's first day, it's 'prebiotics', it's 'Gilmer', Cass is watching Gilmore Girls, there are no normal hours in retail, Meredith doesn't miss driving, the woman with the eyebrows, common phrases for retail (eh, they weren't great), Meredith can't find Shamrock Shakes, Cass got a tattoo, enter The Clopen Effect Awards' Show sponsored by the below businesses:https://edsplantshop.com/https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-eventshttps://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/Meredith's new book here: https://a.co...
2024-03-0847 minThe Clopen EffectMore Paid Days, Less Plastic MugsCassandra is on her way to Florida, Meredith's son sounded like her, you just have to find your person, work anniversaries, receiving points to buy stuff, didn't miss a day in 20 years, give us more paid time off instead of giftsMusic by Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting, released on June 29, 1989Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www...
2024-03-0139 minThe Clopen EffectChoking on (P)NutsCassandra offended someone on the TTok, Meredith accepted a new job, Cassandra has a pigeon at her house because her cell phone service was off, the lady that talks about "Who TF did I Marry," the old lady choking on peanuts, Cassandra gets shin cramps after drinking wine, Baby B is so cute!Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle...
2024-02-2438 minThe Clopen EffectFixion Skateboard - Jon Harvey"Passion"! We are inspired by Jon's dedication to his craft and the vibrant skateboarding community he has cultivated at Fixion Skateboard Skate Shop! With laughter and a renewed appreciation for the thrill of the ride, this episode celebrates the cool spirit of skateboarding, owner Jon Harvey and Fixion Skateboard. Fixion Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FixionSkateboardsMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch...
2024-02-0939 minThe Clopen Effect'Adult' Cracker MoneyWe buy fancy soup crackers now because we have jobs! Cassandra has been going through some sh*t so we check in with her. She is also on 8ft mushroom resets, forgot about the important meeting, and had to see the dentist for a sore tooth. Also - we talk about bread and butter.Meredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool...
2024-02-0229 minThe Clopen EffectHealth Insurance Simple with GeriWe are so excited Geri is here! She answered our questions on insurance billing, coding, and which pharmacy to choose based on your insurance plan. She is here for you if you have any questions! Email Geri here: Tusie217@gmail.com or visit FB: https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimpleMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle...
2024-01-1954 minThe Clopen EffectThe Awards Show 2024This was the most random of episodes, and we loved it! We talk about Meredith's new book, Cass' grandma, Cass finding an old newspaper article from 1950, if retail had its own awards show, Meredith's friend that fell asleep, and we recorded an episode of Pet Loss Anxiety on Anxiety Makes Me Poop PodcastMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAMMP links: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoopAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
2024-01-0939 minThe Clopen EffectWhere Are Your Bathrooms?Meredith is an author, Cass was the first to buy her ebook!, Clopen wasn't the original name for this podcast, the top questions we hear from customers, Meredith couldn't find the bread, Cass sings 'Surprise, Surprise!' and her dishwasher uses 11 gallons of water, Cass explains Hobby Lobby's pricing, finish and payMeredith's new book: https://a.co/d/i4e8z8DAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle...
2024-01-0536 minThe Clopen EffectStay Classy, Johnsburg - Justin WallaceWe give you a quick recap of Brianna and Rob's wedding, Justin Wallace performs 3 songs for us including an original! We ask almost all the questions - Justin's inspiration to start playing and singing, his favorite bands, memorizing lyrics, his first tune "Drowning" is on SoundCloud (justinwallace27), Justin works a bit of retail, all of us can't wait to be famous, his first gig and everyone showed up, Oasis is one of his favorite bands, 'pop country', Cardi B's bodyguard in the teacups, it's exciting to perform, 90's inspirations and influences, challenges in the industry so far, Justin shares...
2023-09-2739 minThe Clopen EffectTaking Trips and Skipping ShiftsMeredith was not quite feeling it the last 2 weeks, Cassandra hopes everyone has taken most of their vacation time, the boss that denied days off, spending time with family and friends, take more than just a long weekend, the job was there before you and it will be there after you, don't love the job, love what the job gives you, Cassandra had no days off for 12 years, Jen went into labor and Cassandra didn't feel like working, our sad animal storiesAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us...
2023-07-2844 minThe Clopen EffectWhen You're with Katie, You're FamilyCome tour Italy with Katie and the Clopen Gals! Learn a little about Florence, Italy and a lot about Katie's travels and credit card use. Katie is a great storyteller, shares funny stories of relationships and her love of Italy. Thank you for listening!Vieni in giro per l'Italia con Katie e le Clopen Gals! Impara qualcosa su Firenze, l'Italia e molto sui viaggi di Katie e sull'uso della carta di credito. Katie è una grande narratrice, condivide storie divertenti di relazioni e il suo amore per l'Italia. Grazie per ascoltare!Katie's website here: trulyitaly.tours
2023-07-141h 13The Clopen EffectThis is Your SignWhy do we want every town to look the same?, highway signs and Cassandra's conspiracy theory, blue Toyota, colors of the alerts, Silver alert is issued for older adults with cognitive impairment, Amber alert (AMBER stands for America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response, The acronym was created as a legacy to 9- year-old Amber Hagerman), Blue alert is issued and warns about violet offenders, Camo alert is issued for military with PTSD started in 2019, Clear alert assists in missing adults (TX), Purple alert is issued to search for a missing person, funny signs that we've seen on the highway, highway...
2023-07-0739 minThe Clopen Effect24 Hours or $2524 hour cancellation notices and policies, wood burning gifts and slate coasters are the best, you can only use our logo and sayings if you are giving us the item as a gift, we live on coffee, Johnny's 'wig' and the dunk tank, Cassandra gets all her news from the Tok, she didn't want rainbow air, we will be owning a venue in the futureAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com...
2023-06-3037 minThe Clopen EffectScan This For a Good TimeCassandra talks about paying the taco truck people, Meredith took Benadryl prior to recording, we talk the difference between SKUs, UPCs and Barcodes and how they are created, dad still has a flip phone, barcode generator and shapes, Aldi barcodes, inventory, the alien RV, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSANDRA!All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny...
2023-06-2338 minThe Clopen EffectDig Deep Not WideMeredith traveled for work, the interesting date, don't steal shopping carts, where carts go when they die, the alignment test, top tools we use in the industry, Meredith fell at a race, sharpen your carpenter's pencil the correct way, movie mentioned was Catch and Release, the perfect tool for burying bodies, some info borrowed from https://www.popularmechanics.com, the boxcutterAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen...
2023-06-1634 minThe Clopen EffectCookie Monster or Hugh Hefner?When did we start wearing pajamas to stores, warning about those that sleep in the nude, history of pajamas, Cass witnesses another crazy driver, advantages and disadvantages of self check outsAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support
2023-06-0230 minThe Clopen EffectHow Sweet Is This Substitute?We can finish each other's sentences, introducing our new podcast 'Anxiety Makes Me Poop' arriving in June, Cass has the most hilarious story, According to the FDA some sugar substitutes are “generally recognized as safe” (GRAS), all the sugar substitute facts from familydoctor.org, another driving story, Meredith can never pronounce words, some sugar substitutes are banned in some countries, DragonfruitAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effe...
2023-05-2635 minThe Clopen Effect'Discount Managers'Driving all day long, we were supposed to have guests, nicknames for our customers, co-worker nicknames, the cute belt, slurs for co-workers that act like managers, discount managers are the middle managers, some managers write the schedule all day, answering the manager phone, 47 snarky things you wish you could say to your co-workers from resourcefulmanagers.com, The King of ClingsAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect
2023-05-1938 minThe Clopen EffectEd's Plants are Better than Brooklyn's BagelsNikki is here! We talk e-commerce, Amazon, Ed's plant shop AND Meredith surprises Cass and Nikki with a plant quiz from amexessetionals.comCompanies mentioned on this week's episode:Ed's Plant Shop - https://edsplantshop.com/ - Use code BAGELTIME10 to receive 10% off your total order.Elevate Brands:Sassy Cups - https://tinyurl.com/SassyCupsElixir Glassware - https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlasswareSari Foods (Nutritional Yeast) - https://sarifoods.co/Feminique (Breast Forms) - https://feminiquestore.com/Garden Republic (the bonsai!) - www.shopga...
2023-05-1255 minThe Clopen EffectName Droppin' Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 2If you haven't yet, please listen to part 1 of Name Droppin' Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co then join us here! Nick owns a shoe store in Schaumburg, watch out for fakes, Nick has us covered for any shoe donations, no window shoppers here, a store front in Chicago is expensive, no questions asked when clients purchase, the $80,000 engagement ring, the McHenry Spring Sip Wine Walk is May 13th, 2023, everyone should work retail, happy clients, Lil' Reese gives Nick a callAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect...
2023-05-0531 minThe Clopen EffectName Droppin' Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 1Nick, owner of Flawless Diamonds Co is here! We worked together years ago so it was great to catch up! Nick talks about going to nursing school, working at the nursing home, working for himself, ADT sales, AT&T, and Flathau Enterprises. Nick explains diamonds and creating pieces. Names mentioned on this episode: NLE Choppa, King Louie, Lil Reece, Jayson Tatum, Tank Davis, Lil Durk, Drake, Lizzo, Dwight Howard, Flavor Flav, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kylie Jenner and Travis.All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording...
2023-04-2843 minThe Clopen EffectKendra's Salon Does Hand ChecksKendra is here! We finally deflated our 100th episode balloons, Kendra had to comb through a baseball size knot, she hasn't encountered lice (thank goodness!), the knot was moldy and stinky, Meredith can't say neurology, cover up those dreadlocks, something is dripping on Cass' shirt, Kendra had a very embarrassing poop experience and Chakra spray didn't help, don't be that dude, hand check, kids scream a lot, Kendra walked out, hair modeling, Sheer Genius, Kendraza Salon, Amika Products, the perm story, Kendra is also a bartender and works at an assisted living careAll the links: https...
2023-04-2141 minThe Clopen EffectLucky Rabbit's foot with LaurenLauren is back! Meredith's house had a carbon monoxide leak, shout out to Jett's Heating and Air for the quick response to our furnace and for the install, you can find their information here: https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/, buy carbon monoxide detectors, Meredith's stove flames were orange, Lauren had to replace a well, Lauren has 3 bunnies and a dog, her first bunny was a secret, bunnies like buddies, facts about the lotteryAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch...
2023-04-1444 minThe Clopen EffectDrew's PackingMeredith's birthday celebration, the escape room, the fart, Drew is here and he brought treats!, Halloween in Mexico, England and Ireland, Drew's new amazing job, the original Karen?, Drew has some bad jokes for us, the human brain remembers everything, Meredith still doesn't know movies, the process of feeding the world, food waste, our favorite Halloween traditions All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag...
2022-10-211h 05The Clopen EffectSurprise! Bonus Episode!Just for fun! This is how many times we have to practice our intro because we laugh so much! Let us know which intro you like best! LOLAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support
2021-06-1507 minThe Clopen EffectHey, Can I Talk To You for a Minute!? Part 2The case of the century, working the floor, slippery times, we will catch you, Cass hit another speed bump, rolling coal, the grandma that steals, employee theft, benefit of the doubt, time clock fraud, gambling on the clock, working in the pharmacy, sleeping on company time, first time stealing, quick change artistsAll the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen...
2021-06-111h 05The Clopen EffectHey, Can I Talk To You for a Minute!?Part 1 of 2! We interview our friend from Loss Prevention and it's amazing!All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support
2021-06-041h 09The Clopen EffectCreepy yet Discreetly - KevinPizza management, skate boarding, hanging clothes the correct way, angry customers, customers that don't know they are using their own phone to call you, threatened to get beat up, delivery drivers, jack of all trades but master of none, creepy but discreetly, 'Narr'All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effectNameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for...
2021-05-281h 04The Clopen EffectDo Not P*ss Off The KitchenWorking close to home, road rage, the pharmacy, food service, professional curb hitter, speed bumps, rubber girdles, natural corn dogs, hitting curbs, great-grandma, more deli stories, don't make the kitchen mad, confined cooking spaces, funnel cakes, aka: the garbage episodeMeredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVHAll the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffectSupport us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/supportBuy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814All material, unless otherwise stated...
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