Shows
The SLOB ShowAbe Has His Own Burger! #77Abe talks about his new delicious "Abe Kanan Burger" at Berger Station in Chicago Ridge, IL. Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 4:45 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
2023-02-0955 min
The SLOB ShowThe "Abe Kanan" Burger & Roker Tries Arby's Wagyu Burger. The SLOB Show #59Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
2022-06-081h 05
The SLOB ShowWRESTLEMANIA 38 PREVIEW WITH ABE KANAN, RYAN MANNO, & SAM KANANAbe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan preview the most stupendous Wrestlemania of all time in this episode of "Vince, Please Steal Our Ideas.
2022-04-0156 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Interview With CM PunkAbe Kanan interviews CM Punk about his upcoming match in Chicago against MJF.
2022-02-0226 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018Episode 156 topics...
1. A major return to the podcast
2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap
3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles
4. Abe's airbnb issue
5. Crazy lady in San Diego
6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines
7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense
8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused
9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski
10. Abe's time in Miami
11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe
12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan
13. Guy told Abe that...
2018-04-0348 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018Episode 155 topics...
1. Abe created the selfie
2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach
3. Meeting celebrities on the street
4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo
5. Bass' time as a telemarketer
6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast
7. People who give a "portion" to charity
8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job
9. People who sue their employers
10. Bass came into money at 21
11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes
12. Abe's workshop class
13. Yawning is the worst path to success
14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA
15. How does a dental...
2018-03-221h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018Episode 154 topics...
1. Abe wrote a punk song
2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head
3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop
4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show
5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment
6. Bass doesn't mind age insults
7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff
8. Suge Knight story with new details
9. Abe creating the selfie
10. Suites with hot tubs are gross
11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants
12. People who suck on feet
13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack
14. Abe's Death Wish check
2018-03-1258 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018Episode 153 topics...
1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast
2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website
3. People with near death experiences usually do not change
4. taxes
5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes
6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes
7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo
8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop
9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident
10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places
11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM
12. Eating pizza while driving
13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand
14...
2018-02-141h 15
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018Episode 151 topics...
1. Sam returns
2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever
3. Men and women take compliments differently
4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident
5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw
6. Monique complaining about Netflix
7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher?
8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly
9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common
10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania
2018-01-2442 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017Episode 142 topics...
1. The podcast will never end
2. Abe got a diamond card at casino
3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him
4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment
5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven"
6. Harvey Weinstein
7. Korean Spa's
8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard
9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or ArdenMoon.com
2017-10-1948 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017Episode 134 topics...
1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy
2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony
3. Rocky was an A-hole
4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends
5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school
6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score
7. Craigslist experiences
8. Guys who just want a hot meal
9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers
2017-07-1949 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017Episode 128 topics...
1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com
2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game
3. Chris Cornell tributes
4. Musicians being political
5. Onesie's
6. Rock Star INXS show
7. Reality TV inner workings
8. Groupies
9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions
10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids
11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age
12. A legal way to change your middle name
13. Abraham Maximus Kanan
14. Operation HOT TOWEL
15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock
2017-05-231h 11
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016Episode 100 topics...
1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe
2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver
3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's
4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers
5. Denver smells like weed
6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver
7. Smoking weed with homeless people
8. Abe as a homeless man
9. Skin tags grow back
10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend
11. This is our 100th episode of podcast
12. Would podcast continue without Abe
13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men
14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson
15. People who act sick
16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds
17. Farting...
2016-09-081h 01
The SLOB ShowABE KANAN AND EVIL DAVE ON HOWARD STERN SHOWEvil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago every time he had an appearance. This was by far my favorite!
2016-08-1710 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016Episode 90 topics...
1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip
2. People who keep posting stuff about guns
3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set
4. Bass disappears mid-podcast
5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood
6. Sons of legends usually suck
7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car
8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia
9. Abe and Sludges worst firings
10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car
11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst
2016-06-161h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan on FishingAbe Kanan on Fishing. Subscribe to the Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Podcast on iTunes here... https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/abe-kanan-on-hold/id860445250?mt=2
2016-05-2303 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 - 3/22/2016Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio
3. Final Tweet before dying
4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal
5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal
6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana
7. Jake the Snake sex tape next
8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day
9. People should wear red on Pulaski Day
10. Guy at Starbucks who kept kissing son on lips
11. Jesus sang Creed song during the Passion Live
12. Why is Jesus always a model on TV
13. It should be illegal to return online purchases
2016-03-2344 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 78 - 3/16/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Bass' latest excuse for being late
2. Sam's hair trigger
3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work
4. People who bring kids to work
5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison
6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket
7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns
8. Old people hate fat people
9. St. Patricks Day in Chicago
10. Day Light savings time
2016-03-171h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 77 - 3/8/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts
2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him
3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump
4. God doesn't care about football
5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast
6. Sandboxes are gross
7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast
8. Hulk Hogans "dress" bandana for court
9. Hulk Hogan sex tape talk
10. Guy taking dump was offended by guy who farted
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd's twenty in memoriam candles
2016-03-091h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 76 - 3/1/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's Mexican food double coma
2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique
3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast
4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant
5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note
6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk
7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work
8. Guy in Abe's building apparently gets paid to sleep
9. "Fuller House" review
10. Sitcoms love hooking up single parents
11. Guy with a "The World Is Yours" tattoo
12. Abe's fake office
2016-03-021h 02
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 75 - 2/24/2016Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score?
2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck
3. People who talk about the weather all the time
4. Indiana should have their own news
5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns
6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show
7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act
8. Jeans with hammer loop
9. Seeing people who look completely different
10. Being an adult
11. Abe's cold and hot drving tip
12. Was Alice on the Brady Bunch a well treated slave?
2016-02-2556 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 74 - 2/16/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building
2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building
3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food
4. Types of people who sue everyone
5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene
6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow
7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers
8. Abe would wear a life jacket on new Titanic voyage
9. Barber Shop played inappropriate movie around kids
10. Fake candid pictures of shirtless guys lying with babies
11. Fuller House and good news call...
2016-02-171h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 73 - 2/9/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe and Bass working in same building again
2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch
3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation
4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation
5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas
6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the gym
7. Guy at Starbucks said Abe's name wrong, and then Abe was harassed by girl for getting "fruity drink"
8. Starbucks weird drink order names
9. Sam calling out Starbucks orders in College
10. Peyton...
2016-02-1055 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 72 - 2/3/2016Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas
2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss
3. Sam's bowling team tryout
4. People versus OJ Simpson show
5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin
6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches
7. Phil Anselmo racist remark
8. People who always talk about paying dues
9. People who always say, Sarah Palin is hot
10. Abe draws houses during classes
11. Sign that shined in Abe's apartment, came down
12. Radio talk show fake on hold names
13. Guy with skin tags made Abe an iced latte
14. Abe's daily emergency bathroom situation
2016-02-041h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 - 1/26/2016Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself
2. Sponsorship's
3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants
4. Diseased sex offer
5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever
6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand
7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with
8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star
9. Homeless people hear car doors lock all day
10. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a college class
11. Cheating in school is easier now than ever
12. All young kids should kick field goals
2016-01-2754 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 - 1/18/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Podcast intros are dumb
2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist
3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective
4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino
5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian
6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people
7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast
8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire
9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill
10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table
11...
2016-01-191h 04
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 - 1/5/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes
2. People who tell people to say hi to people
3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year
4. Crack voice never goes away
5. When people know our orders, we stop going
6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later
7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare
8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs
9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close
10. Local New Year's programming is the worst
11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass
12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show
13. Day time TV...
2016-01-061h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 68 - 12/29/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement
2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement
3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix?
4. Do street hookers enjoy their job?
5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck
6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe
7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours
8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars
9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns
10. "Merry Christmas" texts
11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore?
12. Craigslist Santa's
2015-12-301h 06
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 67 - 12/16/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Recap of the lost podcast
2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet
3. Junk placement when on a toilet
4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms
5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom
6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason
7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much
8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume
9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company
10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older
11. Toilets need to evolve
2015-12-1755 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 66 - 12/8/2015Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss...
1. Strip club promotions and stripper resume's
2. Motels with outside entrance's make Abe fear for his life
3. Ryan doesn't care about "what you've been up to"
4. People are upset when you don't to to a funeral
5. Is "you go girl" sexist?
6. People who don't identify with gender
7. Facebook debates are stupid
8. Asshole's can't wake up and not be asshole's
9. Do leaders of terrorist groups drink milkshakes?
10. People who say "and so it begins..."
11. Worst invite ever is to see your brother's friends band
2015-12-0943 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 65 - 12/2/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. San Bernardino tragedy
2. Jay The Gay Glory Hole presentation
3. Facebook political hounds
4. Ryan's fake bodyguard
5. Amy Schumer isn't as fat as she claims to be
2015-12-031h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 64 - 11/24/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Not sure if eating Bass would be delicious or not
2. Mohel sucking blood custom is gross
3. New Charlie Sheen headline is worse than HIV headline
4. Best place to hide HIV or aids medication
5. Female mohel's would get repeat business
6. What do terrorists do during their down time?
7. Gangbanger's wait out murders until it's warm out
8. Cold weather versus beautiful weather
9. Sam hates wet socks
10. Jay Cutler named his daughter Sailor James
11. Terrorists in WWE
12. Steam room in Chicago where tons of guys have sex
13. Glory hole discussion and questions
2015-11-251h 13
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 63 - 11/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Sam announcement update
2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle
3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar
4. Sam's high school jobs
5. Nintendo blowing and swabbing
6. Danny Gaga had a perfect Nintendo
7. Charlie Sheen HIV announcement
8. Doctor supervised Charlie Sheen sex
9. Slobs in reclined seats at movie theaters make Abe sick
10. Guy who got shittiest tattoo ever
11. Facebook flag generator
12. Obama gets blamed for everything
13. Abe passed up a place called "Dat Doughnut"
14. "Elbow lickin good" sign
2015-11-181h 16
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 62 - 11/11/2015Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss...
1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to "holla at him!"
2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen
3. New entry to things you can't look cool doing
4. The walking dead at the casino
5. Abe ate a $500 sandwich at the casino
6. Dangerous guy email at Ryan's work
7. Ryan opened the worst possible letter that you could open
8. Starbucks Christmas cup controversy
9. Racist guys with girlfriends of another race are still racist
10. Ryan kicking people out of his car incidents
11. Guns N Roses Reunion
12. Abe wore a Van Halen shirt with "X" on it...
2015-11-1258 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 61 - 11/3/2015Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Transplant team truck
2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background
3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements
4. Abe uses gimp foot picture to get out of doing stuff
5. Sam can go over the edge in a split second
6. Abe was an AV boy and janitor assistant in grade school
7. Bass just accepts people talking behind his back
8. Abe has side text conversations ripping on everyone
9. Thanksgiving origin and Canadian Thanksgiving
10. Abe's HR lady thought he was black
11. Transitioning women who look like Larry The Cable Guy
12. 90's rap...
2015-11-041h 01
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 60 - 10/27/2015Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee
2. Abe's scheme to get into the concert
3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot
4. Ryan and his girlfriend caught John Cena's shirt at PPV
5. Tiers of celebrities at wrestling event were sat accordingly
6. John Cena propositioning Ryan talk
7. DJ from Roseanne is shittiest celebrity of all time
8. Bass' bad costume and other bad costumes
9. Guy at tire shop wouldn't stop staring down Abe
10. Translation talk
11. Lenny Dykstra blackmailed umpires
12. Jared from Subway found a way to be more gross
13. Sam doesn't want to watch...
2015-10-2852 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 59 - 10/20/2015Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games
2. If the world ends, we aren't ready to go yet
3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room
4. Abe's swearing foot doctor returns
5. Abe had the worst mailman ever
6. Rappers start rapping about murder and end with weed
7. Lamar woke up when he heard Bruce and saw Caitlyn
8. Kobe and Khloe having sex in hospital bathroom
2015-10-2121 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 58 - 10/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. The Cubs playoff run
2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous
3. Abe's swearing foot doctor
4. Caitlyn stopping by to see Lamar
5. Dennis Hof from Bunny Ranch must love this press
6. Getting a check from Jesse Jackson is near impossible
7. Jesse Jackson at Abe's bed side for his final moments
8. What does the Pope think of Jesse Jackson
9. Abe met Jimmy john
10. Girl at subway gave Abe the perfect Mayo statement
11. Abe was pressured to buy a Prince cassette tape
2015-10-151h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 57 - 10/6/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast
2. Sam's excuse for not being on last week
3. Danny Gaga fell at his party
4. Kordell Stewart had a weird reaction to false allegations
5. Abe is embarrassed at his 14 year old reaction to OJ
6. Great Limp Bizkit related bathroom tip
7. Black Whopper gave Abe green poop
8. Hickeys and the type of people that have them
9. How gang banger's officially commit to their girlfriends
10. Two girls had the same guys name of their arms
11. Dummy guys who mark their territory
12. Gang banger girlfriend...
2015-10-071h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 56 - 9/29/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss...
1. Sludge couldn't originally come on because his back hurt
2. Reasons sludge doesn't talk to Bass
3. The Pope was in Sludge's city of Philadelphia
4. Annoying people on Facebook who seem semi dangerous
5. Sludge has a hot national sportscaster DM'ing him
6. Abe's carbon footprint
7. Sludge and Abe ate subs & watched Entourage every day
8. Sludge and Abe roommate stories
9. Girl broke up with Sludge because Abe moved in
10. Chipotle delivery is glorious
11. Proper ass hygiene
12. Derrick Rose has group sex with his boys
2015-09-301h 13
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 55 - 9/22/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Bass should have been in a Doo Wop group
2. Sam and Abe snuck backstage at Farm Aid
3. Guy in wheel chair miraculously walked and then fought
4. With confidence you can walk out with a table anywhere
5. Rock bands dealing with radio people is hell
6. Old rock dj's
7. People who say they are number one, usually aren't
8. Radio tributes to dead people
9. Dimebag Darryl in Heaven
2015-09-231h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 54 - 9/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Technical difficulties
2. Sam explains why he has to leave early
3. Ryan played Oregon Trail
4. Abe was involved in huge fire
5. Why your outfit should always be disaster ready
6. People who have the open ass smell
7. Ways to tell people they smell
8. Ice Cube had a beautiful father/son moment at Riot Fest
9. White parties and boat parties
10. Fake partying on social media
11. People who fish for compliments get unfriended by Abe
12. Pity posts on Facebook
13. Do cops like the song F*** The Police?
2015-09-151h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 53 - 9/8/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back
2. Ryan slept at a hospital
3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing
4. People who scream "WHAT???"
5. Sam and Abe driving together is dangerous
6. Update on Sam's injured ass from stair fall
7. Woman at DMV was most miserable woman ever
8. People who explain meaning behind their tattoos
9. Sam's fantasy football draft live
10. $800 fantasy football league
11. Petty cash and currency exchange
12. Bailing people out of jail would be funny for Abe
13. Dorks who refer to professional athletes as "kids"
14. Guys who talk about "Adam...
2015-09-091h 19
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 52 - 9/2/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's injured while helping Abe move
2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network
3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day
4. Sammy the skunk
5. Glue and boards talk
6. Abe and Sam teamed up after scratching moving truck
7. Ryan ruined surprise party
8. more useful tips like retention department tip
9. How to stay in hotel room an extra 3 to 5 hours
10. Drinking tap water with dignity at Chipotle
11. Homeless guys who hit on attractive women
12. Guy with cigars are like kids with He-Man swords
13. Cantaloupe is like a bad girlfriend
13. Bass...
2015-09-031h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 51 - 8/25/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions...
1. Homeless guys with swagger
2. To, too, two, and 2
3. Kids and sports
4. Manning family and Cooper Manning
5. Air show and like risking sports
6. Jared is the molester poster boy
7. Abe tries to piss off Sam
8. Ryan's stance on peeing in a pool
9. Abe's crazy fantasy football text thread
10. Richmond Virginia crazy night with wrestlers
11. Howard 101 questions
2015-08-261h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 50 - 8/18/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Patrick Kane allegations
2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted
3. Abe as President would be hilarious
4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy
5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb
6. Every 80's sitcom had a paid slave
7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo
8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land
9. Abe got his awesome jeans in the mail
10. Space Mountain is not sexy
2015-08-191h 22
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 49 - 8/12/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including...
1. White Men Can't Jump Courts
2. The Dresden
3. Homeless people in Santa Monica
4. The Magic Speaker let down
5. Abe's carbon footprint at Ryan's house
6. Abe got a huge flight voucher
7. Abe's agility when a little kid puked
8. The most comfortable jeans of all time
2015-08-131h 17
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 48 - 8/4/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan's HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe
2. Abe's birthday, and people who love their birthday's
3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcoms
4. Lenny Kravitz penis picture
5. Ice Cube trying to act like a thug again is hilarious
6. Dr. Dre farewell album and Motley Crue farewell tour
7. Lollapalooza and ass cleavage shorts
8. Bass' big meeting and stealing bags of chips
9. Ronda Rousey
10. People talking about stuff they don't know about
11. Fat kids riding ponies
12. Disgusting woman in pool was mad when hair got wet
13. Buffets and kids in Guatemala eating habits
2015-08-051h 06
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 47 - 7/28/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp
2. The molester bedroom
3. Abe on UFC embedded
4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity
6. Sex tapes aren't a big deal anymore
7. Babies are like rubber balls
8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits
9. People who take a beer when they have a full one
10. Tip jar at convenience store
2015-07-291h 21
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 46 - 7/21/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer
2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles
3. Getting eaten by a shark
4. Pathetic trip to the beach
5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water
6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family
7. People who fight
8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood
9. Bass' story about getting jumped
10. Donald Trump Presidential supporters
2015-07-221h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 45 - 7/14/2015Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss...
1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live
2. Vegas
3 UFC fight
4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio
5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird
6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat
7. Game of Thrones "Shame Walk" to 300 level
8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch
9. Being blind or having one eye, which is better?
10. Bass talks to his son with a twink voice
11. Girl at car wash couldn't say "Armor All"
12. Thug nerd liked Abe's truck
13. Oil change hard sell guys
14. Guys in their forties who love high school
15. Weird coaches...
2015-07-151h 22
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 44 - 7/7/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Jared from Subway in trouble
2. Guy in Olive Garden bathroom did something disgusting
3. Jared from Subway is a hot free agent for other sub shops
4. Guy who was wearing a "You Mad Bro?" shirt
5. Souvenirs should always be thrown right in garbage
6. Sports arguments
7. Sports talk radio arguments
8. Finding common ground with people is easy
9. Ryan and Jill's visit to Chicago
2015-07-081h 11
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 43 - 6/30/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf
2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ]
3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop
4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA
5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists
6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species
2015-07-011h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 42 - 6/23/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan visiting Chicago
2. Abe's idea of fine dining
3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club
4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together
5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter!
6. Abe's history with the Hulkster
7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story
8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story
9. Bass meeting Xzibit story
10. Ryan's Scott Stapp and Stevie Wonder story
11. Bono from U2 made popcorn for Ryan
12. Abe got violated at Walmart
13. Old people are grandfathered in for racism & perversion
14. Hugh Hefner's old balls and Holly Madison
15. Abe's cab driver pissed on his cab
16...
2015-06-241h 16
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 41 - 6/16/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Periscope
2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood
3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode
4. Sam's hatred of hockey
5. 3 second rule doesn't apply to bacon
6. Lebron's junk
7. Bass transitioning talk
8. The invite guy
2015-06-171h 02
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 40 - 6/9/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. People who don't know how to google stuff
2. Redneck women Walmart brawl
3. Assholes who demand respect
4. People who stare you down
5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls
6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud
7. Time to end group showers in high schools
8. Naked conversations
9. Abe's T-shirt tip
10. Sam & Abe played "My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry on repeat at an ice cream shop when they were little kids.
2015-06-101h 13
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 39 - 6/2/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan's "little" cold
2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity
3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs
4. What is "OK" to make jokes about
5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible
6. Iggy Azalea's career winding down
7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard's singer
8. Accidental racist song by LL Cool J & Brad Paisley
9. The post Tim Sabean era at SiriusXM
10. Building young radio talent
11. Game of Thrones book nerds who hate TV show
2015-06-031h 16
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 38 - 5/26/2015Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss...
1. Jay The Gay's history with the show
2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves
3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together
4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts
5. Jay's beer can story
6. Abe's horrible drive through experience
7. Fake patriots
8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes
9. Bass' horrible idea called "Fuber"
10. Jay's questions for Abe and Bass
2015-05-271h 04
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 37 - 5/19/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Bass has a "BIG cold"
2. Calling off school
3. Amazon wish lists
4. Herpes dating site
5. Ryan loves milk
6. Lactaid Milk
7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader
8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass
9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking "what's your name?"
10. Ryan's bad directions for a blind woman
2015-05-201h 06
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 36 - 5/12/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall
2. Bathroom rules and etiquette
3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party
4. The slob list
5. Shit talking fuck ups
6. Abe's fool proof, long form shit talking method
7. Ryan's accidental text to a celebrity
8. Red Hot text
9. Quick hits
10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball
2015-05-1355 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 - 5/5/2015Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face
2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid
3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7
4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican
5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby
6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend
7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners
8. Abe hates the word "treat"
9. People who check obituaries get excited when people die
10. Bass is the worst at reporting deaths
2015-05-0658 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 34 - 4/28/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss...
1. Bass out sick
2. Abe's "HARD" nap
3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts
4. Ryan's garden
5. Missing kid returns with no explanation
6. Sammy Lou Who
7. Abe's retention scheme works again
8. First impressions of people meeting us
9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7
10. Women who use toothpicks
11. Baltimore riots
12. Bruce Jenner interview
13. Elton John would suck to hook up with for everyone
2015-04-291h 25
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 33 - 4/20/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Selling our show to Shark Tank
2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged
3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets
4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character
5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker
6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse
7. Getting a hooker pregnant
8. Sam would be a horrible cop
9. Abe did Sensory Deprivation Tank
10. Cyrotherapy
11. Abe's tip for energy at 3AM
12. Abe doesn't know how to properly walk down stairs
13. Jennifer Aniston's current hotness
14. Mickey Rourke's Journey
15. Jaden Smith's dress
2015-04-211h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 32 - 4/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Reason Sam was running late
2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy"
3. Rub maps
4. Ryan moved to paradise
5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time
6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him
7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno
8. California water crisis
9. Ryan's new California friends
10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents
11. Man versus food guy going vegan
12. Hillary running for President
13. CEO who took huge pay cut
14. Mtv has fallen off
15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids
2015-04-151h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 31 - 4/7/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Chicago Mayor race
2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys
3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities
4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday
5. Easter
6. Lamb is like flex seal
7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up
8. Scientology
9. Dinosaur mini series is needed
10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically
2015-04-081h 06
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 30 - 3/31/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house
2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan
3. Waking up early
4. The cons of wearing adult diapers
5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work
6. Bosses aren't funny
7. Corporations should shut up about all issues
8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's
9. Abe and Sam documentary
10. Racist parents in barbershop
11. Long drive phone conversations
2015-04-011h 14
The SLOB ShowABE KANAN SHOW FLASHBACK - Mr Sam - 3-24-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping.
2015-03-2558 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 29 - 3/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Why we don't have an intro
2. Bass wants donations
3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea
4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation
5. Chap stick tip
6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd
7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show
8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe "What?"
9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye
10. Sam went off on Starbucks customer
11. Sam went off on people at Olive Garden
12. We love our listeners!
2015-03-181h 11
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 28 - 3/10/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass
2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill
3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount
4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence
5. People who take double bites of food
6. People who have food in corner of mouth
7. Abe anoints Bass' baby the winner of all babies
8. Bass gets a massage
9. Adults shouldn't wear jerseys of younger people
10. Don't message us about our friends whereabouts
2015-03-111h 01
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 27 - 3/3/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld
2. Abe's radio cluster idea
3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club
4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise idea
5. Old guys would make great regulators
6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD
7. Kanye West's ridiculous speech after visionary award
8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in the toilet
9. Details on Warren Sapp's arrest with hookers
10. Listener queRstions
2015-03-041h 12
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 26 - 2/21/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss...
1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast
2. Bass called himself Super Dad
3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea
4. State of Ryan and Sludge's friendship
5. Excuses for not answering phone
6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her
7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee
8. Abe and Sludge's plane ride with Navy Seal wife
9. People giving up burgers for Lent
10. Abe though a guy in locker room was a woman
11. Smelly people should have their own gym
12. Abe and Sludge love MTV's Challenge show
13. Kissing strangers on their cheek
14. Ryan...
2015-02-211h 26
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 25 - 2/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car
2. People Bass follows on Twitter
3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day
4. Single people with drugs get laid more
5. Valentines Day side action realization
6. Sam's dead body arrangements
7. Michael Jordan's birthday
8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room
9. Disappointment in teachers husband
10. Charity donation in White Castle drive through
11. Abe's Dunkin Doughnuts girl
12. Guy at Taco Bell knew Ryan's order
13. Quest for one million listeners
2015-02-181h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 24 - 2/10/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick
2. Seth Rollins penis controversy
3. Sam's theory on Abe being proved
4. NSFW pics
5. Abe's lack of integrity delivering news
6. Week on 97.9 The Loop
7. People popped out of woodwork offering their services
8. Random guy sent Ryan a text offering $80
9. Iggy Azalea doing Papa John's jingle
10. 2 random people thought Abe worked at mall
11. Abe goes through red lights in bad neighborhood's
12. Abe pulled over in bad neighborhood story
2015-02-111h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-6-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Bret Michaels diabetesand sex talk
2. At what point could we use the station bathroom
3. Plus sized model in Sports Illustrated
4. Zip prescription prank call
5. Porn filmed in library
6. A little about the show
7. Abe got 35 Magic Mike XXL texts
8. Woman found something gross in tuna can
9. Wolfgang Van Halen plus sized model
10. Manno's memo
2015-02-0647 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-5-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe saw a church pew used to hold a parking spot
2. Chicago "dibs" on parking spots
3. Dog's on the highway
4. Quick Hits
5. Magellon pizza for animals prank call
6. A Gronking to remember
7. Saved by the bell on Fallon
8. STD's on the rise on tinder
9. Manno's memo
2015-02-0549 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-3-2015 & 2-4-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
2-3-2015
1. Snow day in school and at work
2. Get arrested for throwing snowball
3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long
4. Dog makes Simon Cowell faint
5. Rihanna wants Leo to get in shape
6. Night Train robs bank prank call
7. Slash's neck tattoo
8. Warren Sapp wants to pay a flat rate for a hooker
9. Manno's memo
2-4-2015
1. Abe supposedly broke Sam's toilet
2. Rob Gronkowski's ridiculousness
3. Michael Jordan punching Will Purdue story
4. Bill Belichick kiss daughter on lips and grabbed her boob
5. Charles Manson wants to smuggle out his sperm
6. Randy Quaid has...
2015-02-041h 42
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-2-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's manly act and saving Bass
2. Depressing Super Bowl
3. Coin Toss Bet
4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl
5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler
6. Marsha and the big man on campus
7. Best Super bowl Commercials
8. Abe's horrible intern interview at the Loop in 2001
9. David Lee Roth's shaved head
10. Typical rock DJ outfit
11. McDonalds paying with love promotion
12. Bass tries to get free food at McDonalds for lovin
13. Dead kid commercial at Super bowl
14. Weight Watchers commercial made Abe hungry
15. Super Bowl halftime barter deals
16. Manno's Memo
2015-02-0256 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 23 - 1/27/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Bass always has a new excuse
2. Sam's dog party
3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg
4. Abe's nightmare about a dog
5. The boring existence of an animal
6. Guinea Pig's are here to die
7. At what age do bull's become angry assholes?
8. People who eat their pets
9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz
10. Kissing peoples wives on the lips
11. We have something cool popping next week!
2015-01-281h 23
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 22 - 1/20/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe and Sam argue about everything
2. Abe's wrestling idea
3. Abe and the stock market
4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes
5. Local critics have gone away
6. Ridiculous celebrity stories
7. Bands who lead into songs with song title
8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies
9. Hillary Swank commercial
10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone
11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton
2015-01-211h 35
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 21 - 1/13/2015Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Vin Armani's Gigolos update
2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao
3. The Vin Armani "Move"
4. Discuss why Abe is exotic
5. Weirdos on social media
6. How to get laid in Vegas
7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered
8. How to get laid in Vegas
9. George Zimmerman can't leave well enough alone
10. Synedrex
11. How to properly travel with condoms
12. how to properly club
2015-01-141h 11
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 20 - 1/6/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans
2. Sam's horrible improv skills
3. Fake live radio shows
4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal
5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve
6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull
7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show
8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse
9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment
10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business
11. $5.99 haircut
12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in
2015-01-071h 40
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 19 - 12/30/2014Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy
2. We want one million listeners
3. Kanan Christmas tradition
4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas
5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain
6. Gay twins
7. People who brag about good deeds
6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners
7. Screech stabbbing story
8. We were born at the best time
2014-12-311h 17
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 18 - 12/23/2014Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan
2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link
3. The debut of DJ Levy
4. Annual tradition of losing radio job
5. Michael Jordan's son hosting a radio show
6. Guys at the gym using "N" word
7. Abe's "slave" Walmart name tag
8. $6 subs at Subway cost more than $6
9. Bill Cosby's "Picture Page" marker
10. Public bathroom fear in grade school
11. Guy with no shirt on who hit on girl in parking lot
12. White guys in suits who love crackhead hookers
13. People...
2014-12-241h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 17 - 11/5/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows
2. Ryan's Current Life
3. Sharing Passwords
4. Nik Wallenda's Tight Rope Walk
5. God's Will
6. The Election
7. Political Parties
8. Republican and Democratic Priests
9. People Who Believe Party Lines Word For Word
10. People Are Like Dogs
11. Abe Eating Chipotle 3 Nights In A Row For Dinner
12. Best Mexican Food
2014-12-221h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 16 - 11/1/2014Abe Kanan discusses...
1. The future of this podcast
2. My Radio Station Idea
3. Meetng Howard Stern For The First Time
4. Low Budget Street Hookers
5. Mama June from Honey Boo Boo Molester Boyfriend
6. New York Knicks drinking Game
7. Lebron's Return And Chris Bosh Is New King Of Miami
8. Guy Almost Dies At World Series Ceremony
2014-12-2247 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 15 - 10/8/2014Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Calling Off From School
2. Having Family Members Do your Homework
3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything
4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe
5. Ugly Babies
6. Prince Michael Jackson Joining Money Team
7. Nick Simmons Banging Amber Rose
8. One Of Abe's Classic Scheme's Gone Wrong
9. Remembering Peoples Names
10. Light At The End Of The Tunnel
11. Abe Breaking iPhone & Scheme To Fix It
2014-12-221h 02
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 14 - 9/17/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Bass' First Week As A Dad
2. Breathing On Babies
3. Overriding Bass'Facebook Posts And Daily Activities
4. Adrian Peterson
5. Hazing
6. Tweeting Bible Verses
7. Why It Is Impossible To Stumble When Telling Truth
8. iPhone 6
9. Sam Trying Gelato Samples
10. $600 Fantasy Football League
2014-12-221h 19
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 13 - 9/3/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Bass' Baby Is A Week Away
2. Bass As A Father
3. Wes Welker Taking Molly's
4. Manning Boys Growing Up
5. Eli Manning's Girlfriends Having Sex With His Brothers
6. Mosquito's Are Assholes
7. Touching Too Much In the Pool When We Were Young
8. Toasting Dead People
9. Abe Wearing Gladiator Outfit At Funeral
10. Saved By The Bell Movie
2014-12-221h 14
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 12 - 8/14/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Syringe Sales
2. CD Cases Back In The Day
3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe's Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends
4. People Who Want You To Guess Their Age
5. Accidental Texts That Are Not Accidental
6. Fat People Love America And Their Calves
7. Penis Cleavage Pants
8. The New Abe, Ryan, Sam, & Bass Million Dollar Idea
2014-12-221h 12
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 11 - 7/24/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's Weird Al Box Set Victory Lap
2. Trading Guinea Pig For A Dog Collar
3. Bass' Quick Invitation To Sox Game
4. Girl Asked For Cocaine, Then Said Redbull Is Bad For Her Heart
5. Single Guys Should Pretend To Do Drugs To Get Laid
6. Abe's Embarrassing Moment In Drive Through
7. Body Soap & Essential Oils
8. People Who Hate The Rock Or Jimmy Fallon Are assholes
9. Guys Who Love saying "Adam And Eve Not Adam And Steve
10. Tony Dungy & Jesus' Return
2014-12-221h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 9 - 7/9/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Taste Of Chicago
2. Kids Outfits
3. Anthony Cumia Getting Fired
4. Tweets With Bible Verses
5. NBA Free Agents & Pathetic Teams
6. Lebron James And Cleveland Fans
7. Jeremy Lin Crucifixion
8. Aldi Grocery Store
9. People Who Are Like Prey
10. Abe & Sam's Death Plans
11. Dying Of A Broken Heart
12. Sam Falling Off his Bike Talk
13. Dumb Kids Names
14. Bass & Adam Richman feud
2014-12-221h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 10 - 7/24/2014 - BuddyAbe Kanan and Buddy Guy Discuss...
1. The Blues
2. Discovering Music
3. Jimi Hendrix
4. Buddy Talks About Not Knowing Chord Names
5. Trying to Learn The Blues Back In The day
6. Buddy's Hair
7. Groupies
8. Playing At the White House
2014-12-2238 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 7 - 6/9/2014Abe Kanan & Ryan Manno discuss...
1. Abe & Ryan's Diet Idea
2. Old Ryan Versus New Ryan
3. Radio Program Directors
4. Cleaning Up Spills With Your Foot
5. Homeless Guy Compliments
6. Mall Kiosks
7. Texting Escape Plans
8. Teen Crushes
9. Our Departure From SiriusXM In Detail
2014-12-221h 31
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 6 - 5/28/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan's New Dog
2. Sick People
3. Bass' Hair
4. Abe's Return To The Basketball Court
5. BBQ Pitmasters Show
6. Wigs
7. Guitar Lesson Teachers
8. Loofahs
9. Lunch Crews
10. Pawn Stars By Request
2014-12-221h 22
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 8 - 6/26/2014Abe Kanan, Bass, & Sam Kanan discuss...
1. John Fogerty's Fortunate Sons
2. Writing Is Hard
3. Getting Other Peoples Mail
4. Girls Named Carol
5. Dunkin Donuts Hashbrowns
6. Bathroom Keys Connected to a Piece Of Wood
7. Bathroom Techniques
8. Pizza Place False Advertising
9. Bass' Wife Having Dreams About Bass With Other Women
10. Fake Facebook Lives
11. Metal Guys Screaming "Suck Out the Venom
12. Listener QueRstions
13. Magellon Prank Calls
2014-12-221h 13
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 5 - 5/16/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam and Ryan's Friedship
2. Riot Fest
3. Sam's Cell Phone
4. Bass' Trip to Los Angeles
5. Bass' Son "DJ"
6. Friendly Fast Food People
7. Abe & Sam's Craigslist Encounter with a guy in all denim
8. Discussion on why we talk shit about everyone
9. Hanging out with Donald Sterling
10. Michael Sam's Reality Show
11. Drake is a huge Douchebag
12. Abe's Mayo Endorsement
13. Small window with Olivia Munn
2014-12-221h 15
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 4 - 5/1/2014Abe Kanan & Roker discuss...
1. Shirtless treadmill running
2. Watching Swingers every night
3. Under Armour shirts
4. Naked weigh ins
5. Eating bread at a steak house
6. Making eye contact when walking
7. Pictures with unattractive people
8. Abe's profile pic with ugly people business idea
9. Identifying handsomeness
10. Donald Sterling
11. Is there anyone less sexual than Magic Johnson?
12. Dr. Dre owning Clippers
13. Old men and young girls
14. Old Balls
15. Solving all race issues by using hot chicks
16. Future generations laziness
17. Roker wearing a suit
2014-12-2255 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan: ON HOLD #3 - 4-23-2014Abe Kanan & Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's messed up truck
2. Texting the word "NO"
3. Easter
4. Wet Money
5. Borrowing Stuff
6. Packers dating website
7. Network names
8. Crayons
9. The rapper who cut off his stick
2014-04-2438 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan: ON HOLD #2 - 4-15-2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's voice on the phone
2. Guys who say everything is "Gay"
3. Man Caves and the guys who own them
4. Eating alone and shirtless
5. Sending food to women at bars
6. Ryan's murder story
7. Why Abe thinks new friends will murder him
8. Proper texting etiquette
9. Sam and Abe's arguing protocol
2014-04-161h 01
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan: ON HOLD #1 - 4-11-2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss…
1. Using a blow dryer
2. Chumlee’s super white teeth
3. The Ultimate Warrior
4. Breaking the heart of a Subway employee
5. Sam’s low rise shorts
6. Bass’ Birthday
2014-04-111h 04