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The Test of TimeDiary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) A 6th grader repeatedly tries—and fails—to become the most popular kid in school. Special guests Eli Noah and Ryan Schneider join us to chat about literally ditching people, when nostalgic T-shirts become cool, and saying "Zoo-Wee-Mama" in real life. Then we see if Diary of a Wimpy Kid stands the Test of Time.2025-05-0227 minThe Test of TimeDiary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) A 6th grader repeatedly tries—and fails—to become the most popular kid in school. Special guests Eli Noah and Ryan Schneider join us to chat about literally ditching people, when nostalgic T-shirts become cool, and saying "Zoo-Wee-Mama" in real life. Then we see if Diary of a Wimpy Kid stands the Test of Time.2025-05-0227 min
The Test of TimeAmerican Psycho (2000) Investment banker Patrick Bateman leads a double life as a serial killer. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to chat about sweating on command, pretentious music analysis, and how this movie could have spawned a successful franchise. Then we find out if American Psycho stands the Test of Time.2025-04-1851 minThe Test of TimeAmerican Psycho (2000) Investment banker Patrick Bateman leads a double life as a serial killer. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to chat about sweating on command, pretentious music analysis, and how this movie could have spawned a successful franchise. Then we find out if American Psycho stands the Test of Time.2025-04-1851 min
The Test of TimeLittle Shop of Horrors (1986) A mean green mother from outer space starts eating the residents of Skid Row. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss a so-called ironing machine, an extremely disturbing Wikipedia page, and the best hero/villain showdown song ever. We’re having some fun now as we find out if Little Shop of Horrors stands the Test of Time.2025-02-1451 minThe Test of TimeLittle Shop of Horrors (1986) A mean green mother from outer space starts eating the residents of Skid Row. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss a so-called ironing machine, an extremely disturbing Wikipedia page, and the best hero/villain showdown song ever. We’re having some fun now as we find out if Little Shop of Horrors stands the Test of Time.2025-02-1451 min
The Test of TimeThe Towering Inferno (1974) San Francisco’s tallest building erupts in flames, and it's up to the skyscraper’s architect and a fire chief to save everyone inside. Listen as we discuss the world's most dangerous job, Alan’s inaccurate Super Mario t-shirt, and when a handshake simply won’t do. Then we find out if The Towering Inferno stands the Test of Time.2024-12-1338 minThe Test of TimeThe Towering Inferno (1974) San Francisco’s tallest building erupts in flames, and it's up to the skyscraper’s architect and a fire chief to save everyone inside. Listen as we discuss the world's most dangerous job, Alan’s inaccurate Super Mario t-shirt, and when a handshake simply won’t do. Then we find out if The Towering Inferno stands the Test of Time.2024-12-1338 min
The Test of TimeThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) In rural Texas, five young people encounter a murderous family of cannibals. Join us as we chat about Alan’s internal monologue during an Ironman, plaster of paris animal bones, and our mothers' warnings about hitchhikers. Then we find out if The Texas Chain Saw Massacre stands the Test of Time.2024-10-1140 minThe Test of TimeThe Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) In rural Texas, five young people encounter a murderous family of cannibals. Join us as we chat about Alan’s internal monologue during an Ironman, plaster of paris animal bones, and our mothers' warnings about hitchhikers. Then we find out if The Texas Chain Saw Massacre stands the Test of Time.2024-10-1140 min
The Test of TimeRear Window (1954) After an injury, a homebound man becomes convinced that one of his neighbors is a murderer. Listen as we discuss a Deadpool & Wolverine warning, Alan's OnlyFans page, and a suspicious photographer who doesn’t take any pictures. Then we find out if Rear Window stands the Test of Time. 2024-08-1632 minThe Test of TimeRear Window (1954) After an injury, a homebound man becomes convinced that one of his neighbors is a murderer. Listen as we discuss a Deadpool & Wolverine warning, Alan's OnlyFans page, and a suspicious photographer who doesn’t take any pictures. Then we find out if Rear Window stands the Test of Time. 2024-08-1632 min
The Test of TimeNational Lampoon's Animal House (1978) The brothers of a rowdy fraternity drink, party, and try not to get expelled. Special guests Rich Noah and Paul Brief—our dads!—join us to chat about John Belushi’s eyebrows, a freeze-frame heart attack, and getting an A in lobotomy. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to find out if National Lampoon's Animal House stands the Test of Time.2024-06-1458 minThe Test of TimeNational Lampoon's Animal House (1978) The brothers of a rowdy fraternity drink, party, and try not to get expelled. Special guests Rich Noah and Paul Brief—our dads!—join us to chat about John Belushi’s eyebrows, a freeze-frame heart attack, and getting an A in lobotomy. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to find out if National Lampoon's Animal House stands the Test of Time.2024-06-1458 min
The Test of TimeHalf Baked (1998) Three potheads sell high-grade marijuana so they can raise enough money to help their friend. In honor of 4/20, special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss high school stoners, who’s on the Mount Rushmore of comedians, and not smoking up with Snoop. Then we find out if Half Baked stands the Test of Time.2024-04-1953 minThe Test of TimeHalf Baked (1998) Three potheads sell high-grade marijuana so they can raise enough money to help their friend. In honor of 4/20, special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss high school stoners, who’s on the Mount Rushmore of comedians, and not smoking up with Snoop. Then we find out if Half Baked stands the Test of Time.2024-04-1953 min
The Test of TimeAlways (1989) After an aerial firefighter dies, he becomes a spirit and has the chance to inspire a young pilot… and say goodbye to his grieving girlfriend. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about Jar Jar Binks trivia, a big choo choo plane, and the Dawson's Creek scene that lives rent-free in James’s head. Then we find out if Always stands the Test of Time.2024-02-0952 minThe Test of TimeAlways (1989) After an aerial firefighter dies, he becomes a spirit and has the chance to inspire a young pilot… and say goodbye to his grieving girlfriend. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about Jar Jar Binks trivia, a big choo choo plane, and the Dawson's Creek scene that lives rent-free in James’s head. Then we find out if Always stands the Test of Time.2024-02-0952 min
The Test of TimeSurviving the Game (1994) Rich psychopaths take a homeless man to the woods and hunt him for sport. Join us as we talk about an evil Mr. Burns that isn't from The Simpsons, how The Purge helps the economy, and if Alan can beat up a dead guy. Then we find out if Surviving the Game stands the Test of Time.2023-11-2442 minThe Test of TimeSurviving the Game (1994) Rich psychopaths take a homeless man to the woods and hunt him for sport. Join us as we talk about an evil Mr. Burns that isn't from The Simpsons, how The Purge helps the economy, and if Alan can beat up a dead guy. Then we find out if Surviving the Game stands the Test of Time.2023-11-2442 min
The Test of TimeCoach Carter (2005) A high school basketball coach leads his team to an undefeated season, until his players let their grades slip. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to discuss zip code genetics, clichés about 3-pointers, and Dennis Rodman's relationship with a certain dictator. Then we find out if Coach Carter stands the Test of Time.2023-11-1036 minThe Test of TimeCoach Carter (2005) A high school basketball coach leads his team to an undefeated season, until his players let their grades slip. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to discuss zip code genetics, clichés about 3-pointers, and Dennis Rodman's relationship with a certain dictator. Then we find out if Coach Carter stands the Test of Time.2023-11-1036 min
The Test of TimeSchool of Rock (2003) A wannabe musician works as a substitute teacher and shows his students how to rock. Listen as we discuss a Battle of the Bands in the middle of the day, trying to impress Alan’s brother-in-law, and movies that the Oscars don’t care about. Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme, we’re finding out if School of Rock stands the Test of Time.2023-10-0641 minThe Test of TimeSchool of Rock (2003) A wannabe musician works as a substitute teacher and shows his students how to rock. Listen as we discuss a Battle of the Bands in the middle of the day, trying to impress Alan’s brother-in-law, and movies that the Oscars don’t care about. Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme, we’re finding out if School of Rock stands the Test of Time.2023-10-0641 min
The Test of TimeCan't Buy Me Love (1987) A high school nerd becomes popular by paying a cheerleader to pretend to be his girlfriend. For our Valentine’s Day episode, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the secret to every successful relationship, the funniest word for breasts, and how James never got a date in his astronomy club. Then we find out if Can’t Buy Me Love stands the Test of Time.2023-02-1048 minThe Test of TimeCan't Buy Me Love (1987) A high school nerd becomes popular by paying a cheerleader to pretend to be his girlfriend. For our Valentine’s Day episode, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the secret to every successful relationship, the funniest word for breasts, and how James never got a date in his astronomy club. Then we find out if Can’t Buy Me Love stands the Test of Time.2023-02-1048 min
The Test of TimeKeeping Up With the Steins (2006) As he prepares to become a Bar Mitzvah, a boy reunites his father and estranged grandfather. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to discuss a long-lasting party favor, kids who recognize Neil Diamond, and adjusting your balls on the bimah. Then we find out if Keeping Up With the Steins stands the Test of Time.2023-01-2050 minThe Test of TimeKeeping Up With the Steins (2006) As he prepares to become a Bar Mitzvah, a boy reunites his father and estranged grandfather. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to discuss a long-lasting party favor, kids who recognize Neil Diamond, and adjusting your balls on the bimah. Then we find out if Keeping Up With the Steins stands the Test of Time.2023-01-2050 min
The Test of TimeThe Devil Wears Prada (2006) A young woman with no sense of style becomes an assistant to the editor of a high-profile fashion magazine. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to talk about a chef who burns grilled cheese, the difference between slander and libel, and why a chief of medicine sometimes needs to be an a-hole. Then we find out if The Devil Wears Prada stands the Test of Time.2023-01-131h 04The Test of TimeThe Devil Wears Prada (2006) A young woman with no sense of style becomes an assistant to the editor of a high-profile fashion magazine. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to talk about a chef who burns grilled cheese, the difference between slander and libel, and why a chief of medicine sometimes needs to be an a-hole. Then we find out if The Devil Wears Prada stands the Test of Time.2023-01-131h 04
The Test of TimeTitanic (1997) A poor boy and a rich girl fall in love on a ship that was supposed to be unsinkable. Join us as we discuss Alan blowing it on a date, setting up fictional grandchildren for life, and Taylor Swift's EGOT aspirations. Your heart will go on as we find out if Titanic stands the Test of Time.2022-12-1650 minThe Test of TimeTitanic (1997) A poor boy and a rich girl fall in love on a ship that was supposed to be unsinkable. Join us as we discuss Alan blowing it on a date, setting up fictional grandchildren for life, and Taylor Swift's EGOT aspirations. Your heart will go on as we find out if Titanic stands the Test of Time.2022-12-1650 min
The Test of TimeWarGames (1983) A high school hacker plays a game against a military computer and nearly starts World War III. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about the mayor of Copenhagen, playing tic-tac-toe on placemats, and the innocence of the fire drill generation. We also share our thoughts on WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story before finding out if WarGames stands the Test of Time.2022-11-1144 minThe Test of TimeWarGames (1983) A high school hacker plays a game against a military computer and nearly starts World War III. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about the mayor of Copenhagen, playing tic-tac-toe on placemats, and the innocence of the fire drill generation. We also share our thoughts on WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story before finding out if WarGames stands the Test of Time.2022-11-1144 min
The Test of TimeElection (1999) A high school teacher tries to prevent an overachieving student from becoming class president. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we chat about DVDs that friends borrow and don’t return, what the headlines will be when Matthew Broderick dies, and James’ winning campaign slogan. Then we find out if Election stands the Test of Time.2022-11-0454 minThe Test of TimeElection (1999) A high school teacher tries to prevent an overachieving student from becoming class president. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we chat about DVDs that friends borrow and don’t return, what the headlines will be when Matthew Broderick dies, and James’ winning campaign slogan. Then we find out if Election stands the Test of Time.2022-11-0454 min
The Test of TimeFlightplan (2005) A woman questions her sanity when her daughter seemingly goes missing on an airplane. Join us as we chat about the Mila Kunis movie Alan doesn’t want to watch, why you shouldn’t try to gaslight an engineer, and terrorist plots that involve diarrhea… explosive diarrhea. Then we find out if Flightplan stands the Test of Time.2022-07-1534 minThe Test of TimeFlightplan (2005) A woman questions her sanity when her daughter seemingly goes missing on an airplane. Join us as we chat about the Mila Kunis movie Alan doesn’t want to watch, why you shouldn’t try to gaslight an engineer, and terrorist plots that involve diarrhea… explosive diarrhea. Then we find out if Flightplan stands the Test of Time.2022-07-1534 min
The Test of TimeThe Paper (1994) The lives of several New York City reporters change drastically over the course of one fateful day. Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Krol from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about why Brazilians love Sex and the City, how Randy Quaid makes Alan sad, and what happens when Kurt Loder replies all. Then we find out if The Paper stands the Test of Time.2022-06-101h 08The Test of TimeThe Paper (1994) The lives of several New York City reporters change drastically over the course of one fateful day. Special guests Shahir Daud and Matt Krol from The Only Podcast About Movies join us to talk about why Brazilians love Sex and the City, how Randy Quaid makes Alan sad, and what happens when Kurt Loder replies all. Then we find out if The Paper stands the Test of Time.2022-06-101h 08
The Test of TimeThe Bad News Bears (1976) Against all odds, an alcoholic coach leads a team of misfits to their little league’s championship game. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about Tchaikovsky’s middle name, the price of Rolling Stones tickets, and Walter Matthau’s resting grumpy face. Then we find out if The Bad News Bears stands the Test of Time.2022-04-0843 minThe Test of TimeThe Bad News Bears (1976) Against all odds, an alcoholic coach leads a team of misfits to their little league’s championship game. Special guest Eli Noah joins us to talk about Tchaikovsky’s middle name, the price of Rolling Stones tickets, and Walter Matthau’s resting grumpy face. Then we find out if The Bad News Bears stands the Test of Time.2022-04-0843 min
The Test of TimeRaising Arizona (1987) After kidnapping a baby, an ex-con and an ex-cop have to evade the authorities, fugitives, and a biker from hell. Join us as we chat about leaving important things on car roofs, Bruce Willis' recent string of terrible movies, and the yodeling that lives rent-free in Alan’s head. Then we decide if Raising Arizona stands the Test of Time.2022-02-2547 minThe Test of TimeRaising Arizona (1987) After kidnapping a baby, an ex-con and an ex-cop have to evade the authorities, fugitives, and a biker from hell. Join us as we chat about leaving important things on car roofs, Bruce Willis' recent string of terrible movies, and the yodeling that lives rent-free in Alan’s head. Then we decide if Raising Arizona stands the Test of Time.2022-02-2547 min
The Test of TimeMoulin Rouge! (2001) A poet and a courtesan fall in love at a famous Parisian cabaret. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we discuss passing out from absinthe, spreading tuberculosis through song, and who among us is most bohemian. Then we find out if Moulin Rouge! stands the Test of Time.2022-02-1149 minThe Test of TimeMoulin Rouge! (2001) A poet and a courtesan fall in love at a famous Parisian cabaret. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we discuss passing out from absinthe, spreading tuberculosis through song, and who among us is most bohemian. Then we find out if Moulin Rouge! stands the Test of Time.2022-02-1149 min
The Test of TimeThunderball (1965) When a group of villains steal two nuclear bombs, there’s only one man who can stop them: Bond. James Bond. Join us as we chat about the movie that Alan watches everyday, a word that makes it creepier when an old man dates a younger woman, and the magic of salt water as lubricant. Then we find out if Thunderball stands the Test of Time.2021-10-0852 minThe Test of TimeThunderball (1965) When a group of villains steal two nuclear bombs, there’s only one man who can stop them: Bond. James Bond. Join us as we chat about the movie that Alan watches everyday, a word that makes it creepier when an old man dates a younger woman, and the magic of salt water as lubricant. Then we find out if Thunderball stands the Test of Time.2021-10-0852 min
The Test of TimeLittle Monsters (1989) A lonely and frustrated boy discovers a magical world of monsters under his bed. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss monster Bar Mitzvahs, what constitutes cheating in pinball, and the only acceptable way to hang baseball cards on a wall. Then we find out if Little Monsters stands the Test of Time.2021-07-3056 minThe Test of TimeLittle Monsters (1989) A lonely and frustrated boy discovers a magical world of monsters under his bed. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss monster Bar Mitzvahs, what constitutes cheating in pinball, and the only acceptable way to hang baseball cards on a wall. Then we find out if Little Monsters stands the Test of Time.2021-07-3056 min
The Test of TimeThe Wedding Singer (1998) A man who's obsessed with weddings gets left at the altar, then falls in love with a woman who’s engaged to a serial cheater. Join us as we discuss songs that should never be played at weddings, what Hook by Blues Traveler really means, and the montage Alan wants to recreate in real life. Then we find out if The Wedding Singer stands the Test of Time.2021-07-2342 minThe Test of TimeThe Wedding Singer (1998) A man who's obsessed with weddings gets left at the altar, then falls in love with a woman who’s engaged to a serial cheater. Join us as we discuss songs that should never be played at weddings, what Hook by Blues Traveler really means, and the montage Alan wants to recreate in real life. Then we find out if The Wedding Singer stands the Test of Time.2021-07-2342 min
The Test of TimeJust One of the Guys (1985) A teenager, fed up with the way she's treated as a pretty girl, finds out what life is like as a boy. This week, we chat about surprise jockstrap inspections, James’ high school hero, and why Alan has a tuxedo t-shirt. Then we find out if Just One of the Guys stands the Test of Time.2021-04-3054 minThe Test of TimeJust One of the Guys (1985) A teenager, fed up with the way she's treated as a pretty girl, finds out what life is like as a boy. This week, we chat about surprise jockstrap inspections, James’ high school hero, and why Alan has a tuxedo t-shirt. Then we find out if Just One of the Guys stands the Test of Time.2021-04-3054 min
The Test of TimeThe Muppet Movie (1979) A frog with dreams of being rich and famous heads to Hollywood, and is joined on his journey by a bear, a pig, and whatever Gonzo is. This week, we discuss when Kermit needs to lawyer up, how much Alan's kids love Cloris Leachman, and the Muppets’ history of sex and violence. Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection: the lovers, the dreamers, and if The Muppet Movie stands the Test of Time.2021-03-0552 minThe Test of TimeThe Muppet Movie (1979) A frog with dreams of being rich and famous heads to Hollywood, and is joined on his journey by a bear, a pig, and whatever Gonzo is. This week, we discuss when Kermit needs to lawyer up, how much Alan's kids love Cloris Leachman, and the Muppets’ history of sex and violence. Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection: the lovers, the dreamers, and if The Muppet Movie stands the Test of Time.2021-03-0552 min
The Test of TimeGlory (1989) An infantry of Black soldiers makes history as they fight in the American Civil War. This week, we discuss when movies should double check their facts, we reveal what The Mandalorian has in common with Frasier, and Alan offends a very specific group of Brooklyn hipsters. Then we find out if Glory stands the Test of Time.2021-02-0552 minThe Test of TimeGlory (1989) An infantry of Black soldiers makes history as they fight in the American Civil War. This week, we discuss when movies should double check their facts, we reveal what The Mandalorian has in common with Frasier, and Alan offends a very specific group of Brooklyn hipsters. Then we find out if Glory stands the Test of Time.2021-02-0552 min
The Test of TimeNine to Five (1980) Three women get revenge on their sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot of a boss. This week, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about keeping health insurance reps employed, being prejudiced against deer, and writing on one-ply toilet paper. Then we tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour ourselves a cup of ambition, and find out if Nine to Five stands the Test of Time.2020-12-1855 minThe Test of TimeNine to Five (1980) Three women get revenge on their sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot of a boss. This week, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about keeping health insurance reps employed, being prejudiced against deer, and writing on one-ply toilet paper. Then we tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour ourselves a cup of ambition, and find out if Nine to Five stands the Test of Time.2020-12-1855 min
The Test of TimeMy Blue Heaven (1990) A former gangster adjusts to life in the suburbs when he joins the witness protection program. Special guest Samantha Noah returns to discuss shockingly inexpensive hot dogs, the dangers of garbage disposals, and how the Wet Bandits always seem to just walk into other people’s houses. Then we find out if My Blue Heaven stands the Test of Time.2020-08-211h 00The Test of TimeMy Blue Heaven (1990) A former gangster adjusts to life in the suburbs when he joins the witness protection program. Special guest Samantha Noah returns to discuss shockingly inexpensive hot dogs, the dangers of garbage disposals, and how the Wet Bandits always seem to just walk into other people’s houses. Then we find out if My Blue Heaven stands the Test of Time.2020-08-211h 00
The Test of TimeGoodfellas (1990) Henry Hill rises through the ranks of the mafia, only to see it all come crashing down when he starts trafficking cocaine. This week, special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss when you really need to get your car detailed, home decorating that is both tacky and awesome, and Joe Pesci’s skills as a rapper (yes, really). Then we find out if Goodfellas stands the Test of Time.2020-08-1459 minThe Test of TimeGoodfellas (1990) Henry Hill rises through the ranks of the mafia, only to see it all come crashing down when he starts trafficking cocaine. This week, special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss when you really need to get your car detailed, home decorating that is both tacky and awesome, and Joe Pesci’s skills as a rapper (yes, really). Then we find out if Goodfellas stands the Test of Time.2020-08-1459 min
The Test of TimeMoonstruck (1987) A woman gets engaged, then falls in love with her fiancé's brother. Awkward! Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss heat-resistant prosthetic hands, a new slogan for Cheetos, and what Bugs Bunny can teach you about opera. Then we find out if we belieeeeeeve in life after love! (Get it? Cher? Sorry.) Nah, we just find out if Moonstruck stands the Test of Time.2020-07-1052 minThe Test of TimeMoonstruck (1987) A woman gets engaged, then falls in love with her fiancé's brother. Awkward! Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss heat-resistant prosthetic hands, a new slogan for Cheetos, and what Bugs Bunny can teach you about opera. Then we find out if we belieeeeeeve in life after love! (Get it? Cher? Sorry.) Nah, we just find out if Moonstruck stands the Test of Time.2020-07-1052 min
The Test of TimeBend It Like Beckham (2002) Two young British women juggle friendship, family, and their dreams of playing professional soccer. This week, we discuss a half-assed cameo, how Brexit makes things harder at the airport, and the only soccer players that Alan can name. We also talk about the upcoming sequel to a Jim Henson classic before finding out if Bend It Like Beckham stands the Test of Time.2020-06-0544 min
The Test of TimeThe Silence of the Lambs (1991) A young FBI trainee teams up with a serial killer to stop a different serial killer from… you know… serial killing. In our least romantic Valentine’s Day episode yet, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the sound Chianti makes, the sex tape that ruined night vision, and how a guy who sends a traumatized kid to an orphanage is still considered "decent." It puts the lotion in the basket as it finds out if The Silence of the Lambs stands the Test of Time.2020-02-1445 minThe Test of TimeThe Silence of the Lambs (1991) A young FBI trainee teams up with a serial killer to stop a different serial killer from… you know… serial killing. In our least romantic Valentine’s Day episode yet, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the sound Chianti makes, the sex tape that ruined night vision, and how a guy who sends a traumatized kid to an orphanage is still considered "decent." It puts the lotion in the basket as it finds out if The Silence of the Lambs stands the Test of Time.2020-02-1445 min
The Test of TimeTeen Wolf (1985) A high school nobody becomes a popular athlete after he transforms into a werewolf. So relatable. Special guest Lauren Miller joins us as we chat about this movie's terrible character names, ridiculously old students, and infamous — and false — urban legend about a flasher. James says something that could get us sued, Alan confesses to being super lame in high school, and we all find out if 1985’s Teen Wolf stands the Test of Time.2020-02-0751 min
The Test of TimeHarold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) Two friends just want to get high and eat fast food burgers, but their plans are interrupted by hillbilly swingers, racist cops, and a horny Neil Patrick Harris. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss the Ethan Embry fan club, our favorite love montages, and the benefits of authentic diarrhea sounds. Then we find out if Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle stands the Test of Time.2020-01-3156 minThe Test of TimeHarold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) Two friends just want to get high and eat fast food burgers, but their plans are interrupted by hillbilly swingers, racist cops, and a horny Neil Patrick Harris. Special guest Samantha Noah joins us to discuss the Ethan Embry fan club, our favorite love montages, and the benefits of authentic diarrhea sounds. Then we find out if Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle stands the Test of Time.2020-01-3156 min
The Test of Time"10" (1979) Dudley Moore plays a man having an epic midlife crisis, who leaves his longtime girlfriend and pursues a beautiful woman half his age. As James and Alan both turn 40 (!), we discuss how a movie can score perfect placement at Blockbuster Video, why some people hate Anne Hathaway, and Attila the Hun’s views on the Second Amendment. We also share our thoughts on how getting older affects attitudes, sleep, and eating Popeyes, all before finding out if the 1979 movie “10” stands the Test of Time.2019-10-0449 min
The Test of TimePee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Pee-wee’s got the coolest bicycle in the world, and when someone steals it, he’s willing to do whatever it takes to get his bike back. This week, we talk about Bar Mitzvah music, bathtubs that Bernie Sanders hates, and the thing that’s been on Alan’s bucket list for 34 years… but not for much longer. Then we find out if Pee-wee’s Big Adventure stands the Test of Time.2019-08-231h 02
The Test of TimeAladdin (1992) Over the course of long Arabian nights and Arabian days, a street rat named Aladdin tries to win over the fiercely independent Princess Jasmine… with a little help from a magical genie. This week, James shows off his worldly knowledge, Alan wonders where Aladdin’s nipples are, and we both discuss whether kids today will get Robin Williams’ pop culture references. Plus we offer our belated thoughts on Avengers: Endgame! It's a whole new world (sorry) as we find out if 1992’s Aladdin stands the Test of Time.2019-05-2449 min
Ask Noah ShowEpisode 125: Snapcraft with Alan PopePublish your app for Linux users for desktop, cloud, and Internet of Things. That's the promise of Snaps but what exactly are snaps, what do they do, and why do they mean the future for the Linux desktop? Alan Pope joins us to discuss!
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nedit-ng is a a Qt5 port of the NEdit using modern c++14 released under a GPL-2.0 license. nedit-ng is a Qt port of the Nirvana Editor (NEdit) version 5.6.
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The Test of TimeMy Best Friend's Wedding (1997) Julia Roberts plays a woman who realizes she’s in love with her best friend, just as he’s about to marry someone else. Awkward! This Valentine's Day, special guest Courtney Noah returns to the show to talk about bizarre wedding pacts, how much Dermot Mulroney looks like Rupert Everett, and which is really the better dessert: jello or crème brûlé. Then we find out if My Best Friend's Wedding stands the Test of Time. 2019-02-1445 minThe Test of TimeMy Best Friend's Wedding (1997) Julia Roberts plays a woman who realizes she’s in love with her best friend, just as he’s about to marry someone else. Awkward! This Valentine's Day, special guest Courtney Noah returns to the show to talk about bizarre wedding pacts, how much Dermot Mulroney looks like Rupert Everett, and which is really the better dessert: jello or crème brûlé. Then we find out if My Best Friend's Wedding stands the Test of Time. 2019-02-1445 min
The Test of TimeThere's Something About Mary (1998) In 1998, there was something about There’s Something About Mary that propelled Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz to the A-list. As we chat about the movie, we discuss the bizarre layout of Mary's house, which Dillon brother is more famous, and the very real fear of getting "caught" in your zipper. Plus Alan describes a very Ted-like moment when he met Cameron Diaz in person, and we ponder the promotion of the next Spider-Man movie before deciding if There's Something About Mary stands the Test of...2018-07-1357 min
The Test of TimeThe Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Before Animal House and The Blues Brothers, John Landis directed the 1977 independent comedy, The Kentucky Fried Movie. As we chat about a flick that's filled with wordplay and gratuitous nudity, James gets sepia confused with black and white, Alan reveals what he would name his first studio album, and we both admit that we know nothing about Leave it to Beaver. We draw parallels between this film and Saturday Night Live, The Onion, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Die Hard with a Vengeance (?), and Citizen Kane (??) before...2018-06-1554 min
The Test of TimeSuper Troopers (2001) Super Troopers, about a group of cops who'd rather prank each other than write speeding tickets, was a surprise hit when it was released in 2002. This week, we discuss what this stoner comedy has in common with both Police Academy 3 and the works of William Shakespeare, we wonder if real Vermonters would ever actually chug syrup, and Alan mocks James for not knowing how to laugh. As the long-awaited sequel finally hits theaters (on 4/20, of course), we find out if Super Troopers stands the Test o...2018-04-2036 min
The Test of TimeBeetlejuice (1988) When a dead couple needs help scaring the yuppies who move into their house, they turn to Michael Keaton's ghost with the most in 1988's Beetlejuice. This week, we discuss Tim Burton's bureaucratic vision of the afterlife, the oddly spelled star that's Beetlejuice's namesake, and the deus ex machina that ultimately saves the day. Plus Alan sings Harry Belafonte, and James talks about his Star Wars experience at South by Southwest as we see if Beetlejuice stands the Test of Time. 2018-03-3044 min
The Test of TimeGalaxy Quest (1999) The stars of a sci-fi TV show find themselves on an actual space adventure in 1999's Galaxy Quest. Tim Allen loses his shirt, Tony Shalhoub has the munchies, and Alan Rickman does what he does best: exude exasperation. And did you ever hear about the Star Trek actor who changed the course of American history? Join us as we discuss all that, and find out if Galaxy Quest stands the Test of Time. 2018-03-2354 min
The Test of TimeSleepless in Seattle (1993) Tom Hanks plays a heartbroken widower, and Meg Ryan plays an unhappily engaged reporter. They’re both searching for true love, and they may find it thanks to a radio call-in show. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’re talking about the 1993 movie, Sleepless in Seattle. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us for a conversation about what qualifies as a rom-com, how this movie has absolutely nothing to do with grunge despite being set in early 90's Seattle, and the pros and cons of usin...2018-02-0942 minThe Test of TimeSleepless in Seattle (1993) Tom Hanks plays a heartbroken widower, and Meg Ryan plays an unhappily engaged reporter. They’re both searching for true love, and they may find it thanks to a radio call-in show. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we’re talking about the 1993 movie, Sleepless in Seattle. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us for a conversation about what qualifies as a rom-com, how this movie has absolutely nothing to do with grunge despite being set in early 90's Seattle, and the pros and cons of usin...2018-02-0942 min
The Test of TimeJumanji (1995) Robin Williams brings the jungle to life—literally—in 1995’s Jumanji. This week, we discuss the worst way to tell someone that their parents are dead, the difference between alligators and crocodiles, and how parts of Jumanji are reminiscent of Back to the Future Part II, Big, and Pinocchio. We also come up with clever nicknames for both David Alan Grier and computer generated images, and we make a few predictions about Star Wars: The Last Jedi before finding out if Jumanji stands the Test of Time...2017-12-1545 min
The Test of TimeCity Slickers (1991) Three friends travel for two weeks to find the one thing that life is all about in 1991's City Slickers. This week, we talk about the midlife crisis movie genre (its a thing!), Bruno Kirby's awesome/awful mustache, and what you should never do when delivering a calf by hand. Plus hear how Alan factors into the best *and* worst days of James' life as we find out if City Slickers stands the Test of Time. 2017-09-0842 min
The Test of TimeClerks (1994) Telling the story of a convenience store employee working on his day off, 1994’s Clerks was Kevin Smith’s indie, black and white debut. Listen as James somehow connects Aladdin to DuckTales to Jersey Shore to Clerks, Alan complains about New Jersey, and we both wonder what exactly it means to be an Asian design major. At the end of our only episode with a lengthy conversation about necrophilia (so far), we find out if Clerks stands the Test of Time. 2017-04-0741 min
The Test of TimeMajor League (1989) The Chicago Cubs may have won the 2016 World Series, but the Cleveland Indians will always have the 1989 flick Major League. Listen as we touch on the Presidential election, the Nintendo Switch, and the day Alan's social life died. Plus we analyze Cleveland lofts, the movie's most cringe-worthy line, and the character who looks like a grown up Bobby Hill, all as we ask: does Major League stand the Test of Time? 2016-11-1134 min
The Test of TimeWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) RIP Gene Wilder. In light of the beloved actor’s passing, we’re taking a look back at his most iconic role, the seminal film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Join us as we wonder what the hell a bean feast is, discuss the part of the movie that we always fast-forwarded, and Alan questions the *real* motives behind Wonka's Golden Ticket ploy, all in the name of finding out: does Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory stand the Test of Time? 2016-09-0955 min
The Test of TimeLabyrinth (1986) Don't you just hate it when your annoying baby brother gets kidnapped by the Goblin King, and you only have 13 hours to venture through a magical labyrinth to get him back? Sarah can relate. In a conversation about the beloved cult classic Labyrinth, we also discuss the Netflix sensation Stranger Things, Nintendo 64 polygons, and, yes, David Bowie's prominently featured crotch. Plus Alan sings, and James manages to confuse Bowie, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and Simon and Garfunkel—all at the same time! Ultimately, we determine if the Jim Henson directed movie st...2016-08-2631 min
The Test of TimeThe Princess Bride (1987) Hello! Our names are Alan and James! You found our podcast! Prepare to enjoy! It wasn't a big hit when it was first released, but The Princess Bride has become one of the most beloved films of the 1980's. Join us as we ask the hard hitting questions about this movie: What is the proper pronunciation of Westley and Cary Elwes? Is Prince Humperdink kind of a jerk, or a really big jerk? Is "to blave" an actual expression that means "to bluff?" And most importantly, does The Princess Bride stand the Test of Time? 2016-08-0532 min
The Test of TimePretty Woman (1990) and Overboard (1987) Garry Marshall passed away last week, leaving behind an impressive body of work. To celebrate the late director, James and Alan look back at two of his classic rich-person-falls-for-a-poor-person movies, Pretty Woman and Overboard. The discussion includes Alan's (terrible) impression of Julia Roberts' laugh, plenty of puns, and the one scene in Overboard that casts a dark, terrible shadow over what's supposed to be a light-hearted rom-com, all in the name of finding out if these films stand the Test of Time. 2016-07-2938 minThe Test of TimePretty Woman (1990) and Overboard (1987) Garry Marshall passed away last week, leaving behind an impressive body of work. To celebrate the late director, James and Alan look back at two of his classic rich-person-falls-for-a-poor-person movies, Pretty Woman and Overboard. The discussion includes Alan's (terrible) impression of Julia Roberts' laugh, plenty of puns, and the one scene in Overboard that casts a dark, terrible shadow over what's supposed to be a light-hearted rom-com, all in the name of finding out if these films stand the Test of Time. 2016-07-2938 min
The Test of TimeGhostbusters II (1989) Long before internet trolls worried about how a Ghostbusters reboot would tarnish the original—heck, long before the internet was a thing most people even knew about—Ghostbusters II effectively killed the film franchise for over 25 years. Alan Noah and James Brief dissect the sequel from all angles, from the villain who kind of looks like Gérard Depardieu, to the questionable comedy of fake accents, to what really happened at the Paramus, New Jersey Holiday Inn, all in the name of finding out: does Ghostbusters II stand the Test...2016-07-2238 minThe Test of TimeGhostbusters II (1989) Long before internet trolls worried about how a Ghostbusters reboot would tarnish the original—heck, long before the internet was a thing most people even knew about—Ghostbusters II effectively killed the film franchise for over 25 years. Alan Noah and James Brief dissect the sequel from all angles, from the villain who kind of looks like Gérard Depardieu, to the questionable comedy of fake accents, to what really happened at the Paramus, New Jersey Holiday Inn, all in the name of finding out: does Ghostbusters II stand the Test...2016-07-2238 min
The Test of TimeGhostbusters (1984) Don't debate the artistic merits of the new Ghostbusters remake—listen to James Brief and Alan Noah debate the merits of the 1984 movie that started it all! Ghostbusters is widely considered to be a classic 80's flick, but is it more "fun" than "funny?" Will young viewers be confused by the haunted card catalog? And how do Citizen Kane and George Clooney factor into the conversation? Join us as we determine if the original Ghostbusters stands the Test of Time. 2016-07-1536 minThe Test of TimeGhostbusters (1984) Don't debate the artistic merits of the new Ghostbusters remake—listen to James Brief and Alan Noah debate the merits of the 1984 movie that started it all! Ghostbusters is widely considered to be a classic 80's flick, but is it more "fun" than "funny?" Will young viewers be confused by the haunted card catalog? And how do Citizen Kane and George Clooney factor into the conversation? Join us as we determine if the original Ghostbusters stands the Test of Time. 2016-07-1536 min
The Test of TimeIndependence Day (1996) In 1996, aliens came to Earth to destroy our precious planet, and only the ragtag team of Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldbum, and... Randy Quaid (?) could stop them. It's been twenty years since the release of Independence Day, and its long-awaited sequel is now in theaters. To mark the occasion, join Alan Noah and James Brief as we discuss everything from that all-powerful computer virus to James' love of Zima all in the name of finding out: does Independence Day stand the Test of Time? Download 2016-07-0837 minThe Test of TimeIndependence Day (1996) In 1996, aliens came to Earth to destroy our precious planet, and only the ragtag team of Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldbum, and... Randy Quaid (?) could stop them. It's been twenty years since the release of Independence Day, and its long-awaited sequel is now in theaters. To mark the occasion, join Alan Noah and James Brief as we discuss everything from that all-powerful computer virus to James' love of Zima all in the name of finding out: does Independence Day stand the Test of Time? Download 2016-07-0837 min