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The Test of TimeOutside Providence (1999) After getting caught with drugs, a teenager is sent to prep school by his strict father. Listen as we discuss movie trailer phone etiquette, evil blonde boys, and how James feels about 1970s rock. Then we see if Outside Providence stands the Test of Time.2024-09-0634 minThe Test of TimeOutside Providence (1999) After getting caught with drugs, a teenager is sent to prep school by his strict father. Listen as we discuss movie trailer phone etiquette, evil blonde boys, and how James feels about 1970s rock. Then we see if Outside Providence stands the Test of Time.2024-09-0634 min
The Test of TimeBeverly Hills Cop III (1994) To stop a counterfeiting ring, Axel Foley infiltrates an amusement park. Listen as we talk about James’ beautiful beard, the details of dollars, and the fun part of sending interoffice memos. Then we find out if Beverly Hills Cop III stands the Test of Time.2024-07-1240 minThe Test of TimeBeverly Hills Cop III (1994) To stop a counterfeiting ring, Axel Foley infiltrates an amusement park. Listen as we talk about James’ beautiful beard, the details of dollars, and the fun part of sending interoffice memos. Then we find out if Beverly Hills Cop III stands the Test of Time.2024-07-1240 min
The Test of TimeChinatown (1974) A private eye investigates a complex web of deceit, corruption, and murder. Listen as we chat about shockingly expensive concert tickets, a comically small gun, and the difference between a scar and an open wound. Forget it, James... it’s a podcast to see if Chinatown stands the Test of Time.2024-06-2139 minThe Test of TimeChinatown (1974) A private eye investigates a complex web of deceit, corruption, and murder. Listen as we chat about shockingly expensive concert tickets, a comically small gun, and the difference between a scar and an open wound. Forget it, James... it’s a podcast to see if Chinatown stands the Test of Time.2024-06-2139 min
The Test of TimeAlways (1989) After an aerial firefighter dies, he becomes a spirit and has the chance to inspire a young pilot… and say goodbye to his grieving girlfriend. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about Jar Jar Binks trivia, a big choo choo plane, and the Dawson's Creek scene that lives rent-free in James’s head. Then we find out if Always stands the Test of Time.2024-02-0952 minThe Test of TimeAlways (1989) After an aerial firefighter dies, he becomes a spirit and has the chance to inspire a young pilot… and say goodbye to his grieving girlfriend. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us to talk about Jar Jar Binks trivia, a big choo choo plane, and the Dawson's Creek scene that lives rent-free in James’s head. Then we find out if Always stands the Test of Time.2024-02-0952 min
The Test of TimeDazed and Confused (1993) Teenagers cruise around their Texas town on the last day of school. Listen as we discuss our worst hazing experiences, chastity pledges that are downright lies, and the band James only knows from Guitar Hero. All right, all right, all right... we’re finding out if Dazed and Confused stands the Test of Time. 2023-09-2243 minThe Test of TimeDazed and Confused (1993) Teenagers cruise around their Texas town on the last day of school. Listen as we discuss our worst hazing experiences, chastity pledges that are downright lies, and the band James only knows from Guitar Hero. All right, all right, all right... we’re finding out if Dazed and Confused stands the Test of Time. 2023-09-2243 min
The Test of TimeSuper Mario Bros. (1993) Two plumbers from Brooklyn try to prevent our world from merging with a parallel dinosaur dimension. Listen as we chat about missing meteorite pieces, Toad’s singing career, and James’ next research paper. Then we find out if Super Mario Bros.—the movie, not the video game—stands the Test of Time.2023-04-0746 minThe Test of TimeSuper Mario Bros. (1993) Two plumbers from Brooklyn try to prevent our world from merging with a parallel dinosaur dimension. Listen as we chat about missing meteorite pieces, Toad’s singing career, and James’ next research paper. Then we find out if Super Mario Bros.—the movie, not the video game—stands the Test of Time.2023-04-0746 min
The Test of TimeWild Things (1998) Two high school students accuse their guidance counselor of rape, but what really happened is far more complex. Listen as we chat about James’ secret family, rich people flexing with their phones, and Kevin Bacon’s well-preserved penis. Then we find out if Wild Things stands the Test of Time.2023-03-2453 minThe Test of TimeWild Things (1998) Two high school students accuse their guidance counselor of rape, but what really happened is far more complex. Listen as we chat about James’ secret family, rich people flexing with their phones, and Kevin Bacon’s well-preserved penis. Then we find out if Wild Things stands the Test of Time.2023-03-2453 min
The Test of TimeCan't Buy Me Love (1987) A high school nerd becomes popular by paying a cheerleader to pretend to be his girlfriend. For our Valentine’s Day episode, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the secret to every successful relationship, the funniest word for breasts, and how James never got a date in his astronomy club. Then we find out if Can’t Buy Me Love stands the Test of Time.2023-02-1048 minThe Test of TimeCan't Buy Me Love (1987) A high school nerd becomes popular by paying a cheerleader to pretend to be his girlfriend. For our Valentine’s Day episode, special guest Courtney Noah joins us to discuss the secret to every successful relationship, the funniest word for breasts, and how James never got a date in his astronomy club. Then we find out if Can’t Buy Me Love stands the Test of Time.2023-02-1048 min
The Test of TimeEpisode 344: Little Giants (1994) Two brothers coach rival pee-wee football teams, but only one can represent their small Ohio town. Listen as we chat about a role that’s not very Rick-Moranis-y, outdated Archie references, and a distracting distant dad. We also share our thoughts on James Gunn's DCU plans before finding out if Little Giants stands the Test of Time.2023-02-0350 minThe Test of TimeEpisode 344: Little Giants (1994) Two brothers coach rival pee-wee football teams, but only one can represent their small Ohio town. Listen as we chat about a role that’s not very Rick-Moranis-y, outdated Archie references, and a distracting distant dad. We also share our thoughts on James Gunn's DCU plans before finding out if Little Giants stands the Test of Time.2023-02-0350 min
The Test of TimeElection (1999) A high school teacher tries to prevent an overachieving student from becoming class president. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we chat about DVDs that friends borrow and don’t return, what the headlines will be when Matthew Broderick dies, and James’ winning campaign slogan. Then we find out if Election stands the Test of Time.2022-11-0454 minThe Test of TimeElection (1999) A high school teacher tries to prevent an overachieving student from becoming class president. Special guest Courtney Noah joins us as we chat about DVDs that friends borrow and don’t return, what the headlines will be when Matthew Broderick dies, and James’ winning campaign slogan. Then we find out if Election stands the Test of Time.2022-11-0454 min
The Test of TimePinocchio (1940) A wooden puppet dreams of becoming a real boy, but he first must prove himself brave, truthful, and unselfish. Listen as we discuss the female version of Jiminy Cricket, the Quentin Tarantino version of Geppetto, and the stuff of James’ childhood nightmares. When you wish upon a star, you find out if Pinocchio stands the Test of Time.2022-09-0950 minThe Test of TimePinocchio (1940) A wooden puppet dreams of becoming a real boy, but he first must prove himself brave, truthful, and unselfish. Listen as we discuss the female version of Jiminy Cricket, the Quentin Tarantino version of Geppetto, and the stuff of James’ childhood nightmares. When you wish upon a star, you find out if Pinocchio stands the Test of Time.2022-09-0950 min
The Test of TimeStar Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) After an assassin fails to kill Padmé Amidala, she falls in love with her Jedi protector: Anakin Skywalker. We get into aggressive negotiations as we chat about cloner confidentiality, why no one bothered to rescue Anakin’s mother, and what Obi-Wan Kenobi has in common with James Bond. Then we find out if Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stands the Test of Time.2022-05-2053 minThe Test of TimeStar Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) After an assassin fails to kill Padmé Amidala, she falls in love with her Jedi protector: Anakin Skywalker. We get into aggressive negotiations as we chat about cloner confidentiality, why no one bothered to rescue Anakin’s mother, and what Obi-Wan Kenobi has in common with James Bond. Then we find out if Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stands the Test of Time.2022-05-2053 min
The Test of TimeThe Godfather (1972) When a mob boss is shot, his son seeks revenge and takes control of the family business. Listen as we discuss why Dan Quayle shouldn’t hide weapons, the worst thing about being strangled with piano wire, and James’s good buddy, Wikipedia. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and find out if The Godfather stands the Test of Time.2022-03-1150 minThe Test of TimeThe Godfather (1972) When a mob boss is shot, his son seeks revenge and takes control of the family business. Listen as we discuss why Dan Quayle shouldn’t hide weapons, the worst thing about being strangled with piano wire, and James’s good buddy, Wikipedia. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and find out if The Godfather stands the Test of Time.2022-03-1150 min
The Test of TimeThe Iron Giant (1999) A huge robot falls to Earth, and a 9-year-old boy tries to hide the metallic creature from the government. Special guest Matt from Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss baguettes at Omaha Beach, James' Home Improvement fan fiction, and Brad Bird’s archnemesis. Then we find out if The Iron Giant stands the Test of Time.2021-11-1259 minThe Test of TimeThe Iron Giant (1999) A huge robot falls to Earth, and a 9-year-old boy tries to hide the metallic creature from the government. Special guest Matt from Season 14, Time for a Podcast joins us to discuss baguettes at Omaha Beach, James' Home Improvement fan fiction, and Brad Bird’s archnemesis. Then we find out if The Iron Giant stands the Test of Time.2021-11-1259 min
The Test of TimeGoldenEye (1995) When rogue Russians steal a powerful weapon, Agent 007 must face off against the former 006. We wrap up our James Bond trilogy by talking about the cardinal rule of the GoldenEye video game, if someone can be a sadist and a masochist, and how clicky pens cause both anger and joy. Then we find out if GoldenEye stands the Test of Time.2021-10-221h 03The Test of TimeGoldenEye (1995) When rogue Russians steal a powerful weapon, Agent 007 must face off against the former 006. We wrap up our James Bond trilogy by talking about the cardinal rule of the GoldenEye video game, if someone can be a sadist and a masochist, and how clicky pens cause both anger and joy. Then we find out if GoldenEye stands the Test of Time.2021-10-221h 03
The Test of TimeMoonraker (1979) What do you do when an evil villain wants to kill everyone on Earth? You send James Bond to space! Listen as we chat about two kinds of gondolas, Bond’s bungling of famous quotes, and an awful way to describe sex. Then we find out if Moonraker stands the Test of Time.2021-10-1550 minThe Test of TimeMoonraker (1979) What do you do when an evil villain wants to kill everyone on Earth? You send James Bond to space! Listen as we chat about two kinds of gondolas, Bond’s bungling of famous quotes, and an awful way to describe sex. Then we find out if Moonraker stands the Test of Time.2021-10-1550 min
The Test of TimeThunderball (1965) When a group of villains steal two nuclear bombs, there’s only one man who can stop them: Bond. James Bond. Join us as we chat about the movie that Alan watches everyday, a word that makes it creepier when an old man dates a younger woman, and the magic of salt water as lubricant. Then we find out if Thunderball stands the Test of Time.2021-10-0852 minThe Test of TimeThunderball (1965) When a group of villains steal two nuclear bombs, there’s only one man who can stop them: Bond. James Bond. Join us as we chat about the movie that Alan watches everyday, a word that makes it creepier when an old man dates a younger woman, and the magic of salt water as lubricant. Then we find out if Thunderball stands the Test of Time.2021-10-0852 min
The Test of TimeThe Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) A mild-mannered amnesiac faces her past as a covert assassin. Listen as we discuss scholars who decode anagrams, making easy jokes about New Jersey, and James’ white whale on eBay. Then we find out if The Long Kiss Goodnight stands the Test of Time.2021-10-011h 07The Test of TimeThe Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) A mild-mannered amnesiac faces her past as a covert assassin. Listen as we discuss scholars who decode anagrams, making easy jokes about New Jersey, and James’ white whale on eBay. Then we find out if The Long Kiss Goodnight stands the Test of Time.2021-10-011h 07
The Test of TimeStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) Admiral James Kirk and an old enemy battle over a device that can create life... or destroy it. We kick off Star Trek September by talking about James' imaginary friend, the Shakespeare lines we actually remember, and the difference between hard and soft sci-fi. Then we find out if Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan stands the Test of Time.2021-09-0357 minThe Test of TimeStar Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) Admiral James Kirk and an old enemy battle over a device that can create life... or destroy it. We kick off Star Trek September by talking about James' imaginary friend, the Shakespeare lines we actually remember, and the difference between hard and soft sci-fi. Then we find out if Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan stands the Test of Time.2021-09-0357 min
The Test of TimePoint Break (1991) To catch a gang of bank robbers, an undercover FBI agent must first catch some waves. Special guest Adam Pincas joins us to discuss the many wives of James Cameron, a very uncomfortable fetish, and the scariest thing about skydiving. Then we find out if Point Break stands the Test of Time.2021-07-091h 02The Test of TimePoint Break (1991) To catch a gang of bank robbers, an undercover FBI agent must first catch some waves. Special guest Adam Pincas joins us to discuss the many wives of James Cameron, a very uncomfortable fetish, and the scariest thing about skydiving. Then we find out if Point Break stands the Test of Time.2021-07-091h 02
The Test of TimeBack to the Future Part II (1989) Marty and Doc travel to the future, and unwittingly create an alternate present. To set things right, they need to go back... to the past! This week, we talk about the movie James wants to marry, the lie Robert Zemeckis told children, and why Doc should have put a kilobyte of memory in the DeLorean’s time circuits. Nobody calls us chicken as we find out if Back to the Future Part II stands the Test of Time.2021-06-251h 03The Test of TimeBack to the Future Part II (1989) Marty and Doc travel to the future, and unwittingly create an alternate present. To set things right, they need to go back... to the past! This week, we talk about the movie James wants to marry, the lie Robert Zemeckis told children, and why Doc should have put a kilobyte of memory in the DeLorean’s time circuits. Nobody calls us chicken as we find out if Back to the Future Part II stands the Test of Time.2021-06-251h 03
The Test of TimeThree Kings (1999) At the end of the Persian Gulf War, a group of American soldiers try to steal some of Saddam Hussein’s gold for themselves. This week, we chat about the plural of court-martial, how a young Jim Gaffigan looks like a young Jesse Plemons, and James' close personal friendship with the creators of South Park. Then we find out if Three Kings stands the Test of Time.2021-05-2853 minThe Test of TimeThree Kings (1999) At the end of the Persian Gulf War, a group of American soldiers try to steal some of Saddam Hussein’s gold for themselves. This week, we chat about the plural of court-martial, how a young Jim Gaffigan looks like a young Jesse Plemons, and James' close personal friendship with the creators of South Park. Then we find out if Three Kings stands the Test of Time.2021-05-2853 min
The Test of TimeJust One of the Guys (1985) A teenager, fed up with the way she's treated as a pretty girl, finds out what life is like as a boy. This week, we chat about surprise jockstrap inspections, James’ high school hero, and why Alan has a tuxedo t-shirt. Then we find out if Just One of the Guys stands the Test of Time.2021-04-3054 minThe Test of TimeJust One of the Guys (1985) A teenager, fed up with the way she's treated as a pretty girl, finds out what life is like as a boy. This week, we chat about surprise jockstrap inspections, James’ high school hero, and why Alan has a tuxedo t-shirt. Then we find out if Just One of the Guys stands the Test of Time.2021-04-3054 min
The Test of TimePulp Fiction (1994) Two hitmen, a crooked boxer, a dancing drug addict, and a gimp share a series of interconnected adventures. It’s our 250th episode, and we’re celebrating with a conversation about the evolution of cell phone antennas, how heroin makes you constipated, and James' favorite fact about Quarter Pounders. Then we find out if Pulp Fiction stands the Test of Time.2021-04-161h 12
The Test of TimeThe Saint (1997) A master of disguise tries to outmaneuver a Russian oligarch in the race to unlock the secret to cold fusion. This week, special guest Daron from the Board Games are for Losers podcast joins us to discuss buying art in sewers, why James owes Val Kilmer $10, and how the pandemic has affected rat racing. We also chat about the third season of Cobra Kai before finding out if The Saint stands the Test of Time.2021-04-021h 00
The Test of TimeThe Invisible Man (1933) A small English town is terrorized by a man that no one can see. This week, we talk about Depression-era incels, a reverse Yoda, and an NRA that has nothing to do with guns. James also puts his love of model trains to good use as we find out if 1933’s The Invisible Man stands the Test of Time.2021-01-0138 min
The Test of Time"Crocodile" Dundee (1986) Mick Dundee can tame the dangerous creatures of the Australian outback, but he faces a different kind of wildlife in the urban jungle of New York City. This week, we chat about bidet mishaps, why you should never run barefoot on the streets of Manhattan, and the perfect metaphor for being a Mets fan. James also makes John Lennon spin in his grave as we find out if “Crocodile” Dundee stands the Test of Time.2020-11-1356 min
The Test of TimeThe Witches (1990) Evil witches want to rid England of all its children, and the only person who can stop them is a little boy who's been turned into a mouse. This week, we chat about an odd treatment for diabetes, how Roald Dahl was inspired by the '86 Mets, and the "hamstertopia" that James built for his pet. Then we find out if 1990’s The Witches stands the Test of Time.2020-10-2343 min
The Test of TimeClueless (1995) A popular teenager — who only cares about clothes and her social status — decides to start doing good deeds for others… with mixed results. This week we discuss the dangers of liposuction, this movie’s most memorable line, and why James should have read Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. Then we find out if 1995’s Clueless stands the Test of Time.2020-07-1752 min
The Test of TimeTeen Wolf (1985) A high school nobody becomes a popular athlete after he transforms into a werewolf. So relatable. Special guest Lauren Miller joins us as we chat about this movie's terrible character names, ridiculously old students, and infamous — and false — urban legend about a flasher. James says something that could get us sued, Alan confesses to being super lame in high school, and we all find out if 1985’s Teen Wolf stands the Test of Time.2020-02-0751 minThe Test of TimeTeen Wolf (1985) A high school nobody becomes a popular athlete after he transforms into a werewolf. So relatable. Special guest Lauren Miller joins us as we chat about this movie's terrible character names, ridiculously old students, and infamous — and false — urban legend about a flasher. James says something that could get us sued, Alan confesses to being super lame in high school, and we all find out if 1985’s Teen Wolf stands the Test of Time.2020-02-0751 min
The Test of TimeIn the Line of Fire (1993) A Secret Service agent who failed to protect JFK tries to stop a would-be Presidential assassin thirty years later. This week, we talk about the guys at the carnival who guess your weight, why you shouldn’t tie up a dog inside your house, and how James watches TV like an old man. We also discuss 2019's franchise reboot bombs before finding out if In the Line of Fire stands the Test of Time.2020-01-1051 min
The Test of TimeA Bronx Tale (1993) A young man growing up in the Bronx learns about life and love from his best friend, who also happens to be a Mafia boss. This week, we discuss where to get great Italian food in New York City, the worst ways to die, and James’ good friend Bobby De Niro. We also share our thoughts on digital de-aging before finding out if 1993’s A Bronx Tale stands the Test of Time.2019-11-2251 min
The Test of TimeJay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Two socially inept stoners go on a cross-country road trip to stop a movie from being made, just so they won't be made fun of online. Special guests Marisa Pincas and Dominic Monfre join us as we discuss our favorite George Carlin routines, describe the many faces of James Van Der Beek, and offer a heartfelt apology to this movie’s key grip. We also share some big news about Nick's Marathon before finding out if Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back stands the Test of Time.2019-10-1859 min
The Test of Time"10" (1979) Dudley Moore plays a man having an epic midlife crisis, who leaves his longtime girlfriend and pursues a beautiful woman half his age. As James and Alan both turn 40 (!), we discuss how a movie can score perfect placement at Blockbuster Video, why some people hate Anne Hathaway, and Attila the Hun’s views on the Second Amendment. We also share our thoughts on how getting older affects attitudes, sleep, and eating Popeyes, all before finding out if the 1979 movie “10” stands the Test of Time.2019-10-0449 minThe Test of Time"10" (1979) Dudley Moore plays a man having an epic midlife crisis, who leaves his longtime girlfriend and pursues a beautiful woman half his age. As James and Alan both turn 40 (!), we discuss how a movie can score perfect placement at Blockbuster Video, why some people hate Anne Hathaway, and Attila the Hun’s views on the Second Amendment. We also share our thoughts on how getting older affects attitudes, sleep, and eating Popeyes, all before finding out if the 1979 movie “10” stands the Test of Time.2019-10-0449 min
The Test of TimeRambo III (1988) Rambo returns, this time to save his friend from evil Russian forces in Afghanistan. As we wrap up our Rambo trilogy, we talk about the history of glow sticks, Afghanis who know what’s in American newspapers but have never heard of football, and James gives some pretty irresponsible medical advice. We also discuss the oeuvre of Sylvester Stallone before finding out if Rambo III stands the Test of Time.2019-09-2749 min
The Test of TimeFast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) A group of teenagers learn important lessons about love, sex and life as they go through a year of high school. This week, we talk about the restaurants you don’t go to on a first date, how being on the honor roll doesn’t make you cool, and James shows his ignorance about 80’s music. Then we find out if Fast Times at Ridgemont High stands the Test of Time.2019-08-3053 min
The Test of TimeForrest Gump (1994) Tom Hanks won an Oscar for playing Forrest Gump, a simple man who inadvertently—and repeatedly—affects the course of American history. This week, we talk about James' Forrest fan fiction, we pick our favorite tracks from this movie's epic soundtrack, and we reminisce about looking at porn in Tower Records. Stupid is as stupid does, but does Forrest Gump stand the Test of Time?2019-07-051h 10
The Test of TimeApollo 13 (1995) Three astronauts fight to survive when their mission to the moon suffers a series of dangerous setbacks. This week, we talk about James’ dream vacation spot, fitting an actual square peg into a round hole, and the very real, not at all made up dangers of… space flu. In the end, we find out if Apollo 13 stands the Test of Time. 2019-06-2142 min
The Test of TimeAladdin (1992) Over the course of long Arabian nights and Arabian days, a street rat named Aladdin tries to win over the fiercely independent Princess Jasmine… with a little help from a magical genie. This week, James shows off his worldly knowledge, Alan wonders where Aladdin’s nipples are, and we both discuss whether kids today will get Robin Williams’ pop culture references. Plus we offer our belated thoughts on Avengers: Endgame! It's a whole new world (sorry) as we find out if 1992’s Aladdin stands the Test of Time.2019-05-2449 minThe Test of TimeAladdin (1992) Over the course of long Arabian nights and Arabian days, a street rat named Aladdin tries to win over the fiercely independent Princess Jasmine… with a little help from a magical genie. This week, James shows off his worldly knowledge, Alan wonders where Aladdin’s nipples are, and we both discuss whether kids today will get Robin Williams’ pop culture references. Plus we offer our belated thoughts on Avengers: Endgame! It's a whole new world (sorry) as we find out if 1992’s Aladdin stands the Test of Time.2019-05-2449 min
The Test of TimeDumbo (1941) An elephant with a heart of gold… and two extra large ears… learns how to ignore bullies and believe in himself in one of Disney’s most beloved classic films. This week, we discuss faulty clown math, the logistical issues of elephant stacking, and the future of circuses. We also give our thoughts on Captain Marvel and James Gunn's return to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 before finding out if 1941’s Dumbo stands the Test of Time. 2019-03-2943 min
The Test of TimeVarsity Blues (1999) Twenty years ago, James Van Der Beek played a second-string quarterback happy to ride the bench… until he suddenly became the star of the team. This week, we talk about 90s home movies, platonic friends who kiss, and what we learned about Texas from King of the Hill. We also predict which movies will rule the 2019 box office before finding out if Varsity Blues stands the Test of Time. 2019-01-1153 min
The Test of TimeSoylent Green (1973) Far into the distant future — in the year 2022 — when meat, fruit, and vegetables are scarce, most of the overpopulated world relies on food from the Soylent corporation. This week, we talk about Gateway computers, what Superstorm Sandy did to James' freezer, and the MGM lion (or should we say... lions?) We also discuss some surprising Star Wars news before finding out if 1973's Soylent Green stands the Test of Time. 2018-12-0745 min
The Test of TimeThe Truman Show (1998) Jim Carrey proved that he was more than just a comedy actor with his turn as an unwitting reality star in the 1998 movie, The Truman Show. This week, we chat about some very strange behavior, like crossing your fingers on your wedding day, holding a six-pack of beer next to your face, and watching an obscene amount of television from the bathtub. And that's before we even get into The Truman Show Delusion, a real life condition where people don't believe in real life. Plus J...2018-07-2053 min
The Test of TimeThe Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Before Animal House and The Blues Brothers, John Landis directed the 1977 independent comedy, The Kentucky Fried Movie. As we chat about a flick that's filled with wordplay and gratuitous nudity, James gets sepia confused with black and white, Alan reveals what he would name his first studio album, and we both admit that we know nothing about Leave it to Beaver. We draw parallels between this film and Saturday Night Live, The Onion, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Die Hard with a Vengeance (?), and Citizen Kane (??) before...2018-06-1554 minThe Test of TimeThe Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Before Animal House and The Blues Brothers, John Landis directed the 1977 independent comedy, The Kentucky Fried Movie. As we chat about a flick that's filled with wordplay and gratuitous nudity, James gets sepia confused with black and white, Alan reveals what he would name his first studio album, and we both admit that we know nothing about Leave it to Beaver. We draw parallels between this film and Saturday Night Live, The Onion, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Die Hard with a Vengeance (?), and Citizen Kane (??) before...2018-06-1554 min
The Test of TimeSuper Troopers (2001) Super Troopers, about a group of cops who'd rather prank each other than write speeding tickets, was a surprise hit when it was released in 2002. This week, we discuss what this stoner comedy has in common with both Police Academy 3 and the works of William Shakespeare, we wonder if real Vermonters would ever actually chug syrup, and Alan mocks James for not knowing how to laugh. As the long-awaited sequel finally hits theaters (on 4/20, of course), we find out if Super Troopers stands the Test o...2018-04-2036 minThe Test of TimeSuper Troopers (2001) Super Troopers, about a group of cops who'd rather prank each other than write speeding tickets, was a surprise hit when it was released in 2002. This week, we discuss what this stoner comedy has in common with both Police Academy 3 and the works of William Shakespeare, we wonder if real Vermonters would ever actually chug syrup, and Alan mocks James for not knowing how to laugh. As the long-awaited sequel finally hits theaters (on 4/20, of course), we find out if Super Troopers stands the Test o...2018-04-2036 min
The Test of TimeBeetlejuice (1988) When a dead couple needs help scaring the yuppies who move into their house, they turn to Michael Keaton's ghost with the most in 1988's Beetlejuice. This week, we discuss Tim Burton's bureaucratic vision of the afterlife, the oddly spelled star that's Beetlejuice's namesake, and the deus ex machina that ultimately saves the day. Plus Alan sings Harry Belafonte, and James talks about his Star Wars experience at South by Southwest as we see if Beetlejuice stands the Test of Time. 2018-03-3044 minThe Test of TimeBeetlejuice (1988) When a dead couple needs help scaring the yuppies who move into their house, they turn to Michael Keaton's ghost with the most in 1988's Beetlejuice. This week, we discuss Tim Burton's bureaucratic vision of the afterlife, the oddly spelled star that's Beetlejuice's namesake, and the deus ex machina that ultimately saves the day. Plus Alan sings Harry Belafonte, and James talks about his Star Wars experience at South by Southwest as we see if Beetlejuice stands the Test of Time. 2018-03-3044 min
The Test of TimeCinderella (1950) A young woman dreams of escaping her wicked stepmother and finding her prince in the animated Disney classic, Cinderella. Listen to find out what the movie's singing mice have in common with Ozzy Osbourne, what glass slippers have in common with a dress made of asbestos, and what James has in common with Prince Charming. We also talk about Star Wars Episode IX's director drama before finding out if 1950's Cinderella stands the Test of Time. 2017-09-2242 min
The Test of TimeCity Slickers (1991) Three friends travel for two weeks to find the one thing that life is all about in 1991's City Slickers. This week, we talk about the midlife crisis movie genre (its a thing!), Bruno Kirby's awesome/awful mustache, and what you should never do when delivering a calf by hand. Plus hear how Alan factors into the best *and* worst days of James' life as we find out if City Slickers stands the Test of Time. 2017-09-0842 minThe Test of TimeCity Slickers (1991) Three friends travel for two weeks to find the one thing that life is all about in 1991's City Slickers. This week, we talk about the midlife crisis movie genre (its a thing!), Bruno Kirby's awesome/awful mustache, and what you should never do when delivering a calf by hand. Plus hear how Alan factors into the best *and* worst days of James' life as we find out if City Slickers stands the Test of Time. 2017-09-0842 min
The Test of TimeAliens (1986) Ripley returns to battle an entire army of aliens in the big-budget sequel, titled—appropriately enough—Aliens. We start off by talking about sequels that changed their franchise, then segue into sequels that ruined their franchise. We celebrate the music of the late James Horner, ponder if James Cameron was an inspiration to Ke$ha, and show how James Brief is the ultimate bachelor stereotype. In the end, we find out if Aliens stands the Test of Time. 2017-05-2640 minThe Test of TimeAliens (1986) Ripley returns to battle an entire army of aliens in the big-budget sequel, titled—appropriately enough—Aliens. We start off by talking about sequels that changed their franchise, then segue into sequels that ruined their franchise. We celebrate the music of the late James Horner, ponder if James Cameron was an inspiration to Ke$ha, and show how James Brief is the ultimate bachelor stereotype. In the end, we find out if Aliens stands the Test of Time. 2017-05-2640 min
The Test of TimeCocoon (1985) A group of senior citizens find an extraterrestrial fountain of youth in the 1985 film, Cocoon. In this episode, we chat about James' family connection to Brian Dennehy, Steve Guttenberg's sex appeal, and the way Wilford Brimley pronounces a certain disease. We also discuss how a sequel can tarnish the movie that preceded it as we decide if Cocoon stands the Test of Time. 2017-05-0650 min
The Test of TimeClerks (1994) Telling the story of a convenience store employee working on his day off, 1994’s Clerks was Kevin Smith’s indie, black and white debut. Listen as James somehow connects Aladdin to DuckTales to Jersey Shore to Clerks, Alan complains about New Jersey, and we both wonder what exactly it means to be an Asian design major. At the end of our only episode with a lengthy conversation about necrophilia (so far), we find out if Clerks stands the Test of Time. 2017-04-0741 minThe Test of TimeClerks (1994) Telling the story of a convenience store employee working on his day off, 1994’s Clerks was Kevin Smith’s indie, black and white debut. Listen as James somehow connects Aladdin to DuckTales to Jersey Shore to Clerks, Alan complains about New Jersey, and we both wonder what exactly it means to be an Asian design major. At the end of our only episode with a lengthy conversation about necrophilia (so far), we find out if Clerks stands the Test of Time. 2017-04-0741 min
The Test of TimeThe Sandlot (1993) In the summer of 1962, a group of friends play baseball, learn how to steal a kiss from a lifeguard, and do battle with a dog that is definitely not neutered. Join us as we talk about Martin Scorsese's move to Netflix, the definitive version of America the Beautiful, and the missed opportunity with James Earl Jones' second-most famous character in a baseball movie. In the end, we ask if The Sandlot stands the Test of Time. 2017-03-3136 min
The Test of TimeSister Act (1992) A lounge singer witnesses a murder, joins witness protection, and breathes new life into a church choir in the 1992 comedy, Sister Act. This week, we're talking about EGOTs, how you pronounce "reprise," and the young actress with the unfortunate name who was typecast playing a young Whoopi Goldberg. Plus James makes some shocking personal revelations about his favorite animated show, his dreams of being an expert at jump rope, and his history with Playboy magazine (or lack thereof). All that, plus we find out if S...2017-03-1030 min
The Test of TimeDemolition Man (1993) Welcome to the world of 2032: a peaceful place where no one gets hurt, physical contact is outlawed, and all restaurants are Taco Bell for some reason. Get ready for a conversation about the idiocy of bungee-jumping from a helicopter, the rarity of a bad guy in overalls, and how this movie got more predictions right than Back to the Future Part II. Plus, as we discuss why we're excited for the Nintendo Switch, James makes a shocking confession about his video game past. Then we decide if Demolition Man stands the Test of...2017-01-2752 min
The Test of TimeScrooged (1988) A television executive who hates Christmas puts on a live version of A Christmas Carol, while also being visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future in the Bill Murray movie, Scrooged. You want off-topic tangents? We've got you covered with the most intriguing thing about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. the problem with being a professional Bobcat Goldthwait impersonator, the funniest line in the Rush Hour trilogy, and James fondly/angrily recalling his favorite sketch from Late Night with Conan O'Brien. We also...2016-12-1629 min
The Test of TimeDave (1993) This election season, we're taking a look back at Dave, arguably the greatest rom-com ever centered around a Presidential impersonator. We take a hard look at the First Lady's very specific "type," the fan-fiction James wrote about these characters, and why the movie should have been called "Joe President." No matter your political affiliation, we all need to come together to debate the country’s most serious issue: Does Dave stand the Test of Time? 2016-10-0727 min
The Test of TimeLabyrinth (1986) Don't you just hate it when your annoying baby brother gets kidnapped by the Goblin King, and you only have 13 hours to venture through a magical labyrinth to get him back? Sarah can relate. In a conversation about the beloved cult classic Labyrinth, we also discuss the Netflix sensation Stranger Things, Nintendo 64 polygons, and, yes, David Bowie's prominently featured crotch. Plus Alan sings, and James manages to confuse Bowie, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and Simon and Garfunkel—all at the same time! Ultimately, we determine if the Jim Henson directed movie st...2016-08-2631 minThe Test of TimeLabyrinth (1986) Don't you just hate it when your annoying baby brother gets kidnapped by the Goblin King, and you only have 13 hours to venture through a magical labyrinth to get him back? Sarah can relate. In a conversation about the beloved cult classic Labyrinth, we also discuss the Netflix sensation Stranger Things, Nintendo 64 polygons, and, yes, David Bowie's prominently featured crotch. Plus Alan sings, and James manages to confuse Bowie, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and Simon and Garfunkel—all at the same time! Ultimately, we determine if the Jim Henson directed movie st...2016-08-2631 min
The Test of TimeThe Princess Bride (1987) Hello! Our names are Alan and James! You found our podcast! Prepare to enjoy! It wasn't a big hit when it was first released, but The Princess Bride has become one of the most beloved films of the 1980's. Join us as we ask the hard hitting questions about this movie: What is the proper pronunciation of Westley and Cary Elwes? Is Prince Humperdink kind of a jerk, or a really big jerk? Is "to blave" an actual expression that means "to bluff?" And most importantly, does The Princess Bride stand the Test of Time? 2016-08-0532 minThe Test of TimeThe Princess Bride (1987) Hello! Our names are Alan and James! You found our podcast! Prepare to enjoy! It wasn't a big hit when it was first released, but The Princess Bride has become one of the most beloved films of the 1980's. Join us as we ask the hard hitting questions about this movie: What is the proper pronunciation of Westley and Cary Elwes? Is Prince Humperdink kind of a jerk, or a really big jerk? Is "to blave" an actual expression that means "to bluff?" And most importantly, does The Princess Bride stand the Test of Time? 2016-08-0532 min
The Test of TimePretty Woman (1990) and Overboard (1987) Garry Marshall passed away last week, leaving behind an impressive body of work. To celebrate the late director, James and Alan look back at two of his classic rich-person-falls-for-a-poor-person movies, Pretty Woman and Overboard. The discussion includes Alan's (terrible) impression of Julia Roberts' laugh, plenty of puns, and the one scene in Overboard that casts a dark, terrible shadow over what's supposed to be a light-hearted rom-com, all in the name of finding out if these films stand the Test of Time. 2016-07-2938 minThe Test of TimePretty Woman (1990) and Overboard (1987) Garry Marshall passed away last week, leaving behind an impressive body of work. To celebrate the late director, James and Alan look back at two of his classic rich-person-falls-for-a-poor-person movies, Pretty Woman and Overboard. The discussion includes Alan's (terrible) impression of Julia Roberts' laugh, plenty of puns, and the one scene in Overboard that casts a dark, terrible shadow over what's supposed to be a light-hearted rom-com, all in the name of finding out if these films stand the Test of Time. 2016-07-2938 min
The Test of TimeGhostbusters II (1989) Long before internet trolls worried about how a Ghostbusters reboot would tarnish the original—heck, long before the internet was a thing most people even knew about—Ghostbusters II effectively killed the film franchise for over 25 years. Alan Noah and James Brief dissect the sequel from all angles, from the villain who kind of looks like Gérard Depardieu, to the questionable comedy of fake accents, to what really happened at the Paramus, New Jersey Holiday Inn, all in the name of finding out: does Ghostbusters II stand the Test...2016-07-2238 minThe Test of TimeGhostbusters II (1989) Long before internet trolls worried about how a Ghostbusters reboot would tarnish the original—heck, long before the internet was a thing most people even knew about—Ghostbusters II effectively killed the film franchise for over 25 years. Alan Noah and James Brief dissect the sequel from all angles, from the villain who kind of looks like Gérard Depardieu, to the questionable comedy of fake accents, to what really happened at the Paramus, New Jersey Holiday Inn, all in the name of finding out: does Ghostbusters II stand the Test...2016-07-2238 min
The Test of TimeGhostbusters (1984) Don't debate the artistic merits of the new Ghostbusters remake—listen to James Brief and Alan Noah debate the merits of the 1984 movie that started it all! Ghostbusters is widely considered to be a classic 80's flick, but is it more "fun" than "funny?" Will young viewers be confused by the haunted card catalog? And how do Citizen Kane and George Clooney factor into the conversation? Join us as we determine if the original Ghostbusters stands the Test of Time. 2016-07-1536 minThe Test of TimeGhostbusters (1984) Don't debate the artistic merits of the new Ghostbusters remake—listen to James Brief and Alan Noah debate the merits of the 1984 movie that started it all! Ghostbusters is widely considered to be a classic 80's flick, but is it more "fun" than "funny?" Will young viewers be confused by the haunted card catalog? And how do Citizen Kane and George Clooney factor into the conversation? Join us as we determine if the original Ghostbusters stands the Test of Time. 2016-07-1536 min
The Test of TimeIndependence Day (1996) In 1996, aliens came to Earth to destroy our precious planet, and only the ragtag team of Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldbum, and... Randy Quaid (?) could stop them. It's been twenty years since the release of Independence Day, and its long-awaited sequel is now in theaters. To mark the occasion, join Alan Noah and James Brief as we discuss everything from that all-powerful computer virus to James' love of Zima all in the name of finding out: does Independence Day stand the Test of Time? Download 2016-07-0837 minThe Test of TimeIndependence Day (1996) In 1996, aliens came to Earth to destroy our precious planet, and only the ragtag team of Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldbum, and... Randy Quaid (?) could stop them. It's been twenty years since the release of Independence Day, and its long-awaited sequel is now in theaters. To mark the occasion, join Alan Noah and James Brief as we discuss everything from that all-powerful computer virus to James' love of Zima all in the name of finding out: does Independence Day stand the Test of Time? Download 2016-07-0837 min