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Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJuly 2025 Horoscopes: A Cosmic MBAHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!Laura and Alex are back from a short summer break to tell Cancer about the incredible birthday month that awaits them. And it’s good news for everyone this July, although all of the signs should try to get things together in the first half of July because Mercury retrograde will cause the usual trouble later in the month. The gals dive immediately into Susan’s note to her readers, in which Susan devotes far too many words to the distribution of her calendar. Luckily, in her final paragraph, Susan...2025-07-1839 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMay 2025 Horoscopes: Hot Taurus SummerIT’S TAURUS SEASON!!!! Which means that it’s birthday time for Laura, the pod’s very own magnificent Taurus! As usual, Taurus is the celestial favorite (or maybe just Susan’s favorite). In fact, all of the signs have wonderful things awaiting them if they can just make it to the flawless new moon on May 26. Laura begins the episode by telling Alex that she gave herself a birthday present, and it’s none other than Susan’s premium app! It only took almost twenty years, but one of the gals finally bought...2025-05-2043 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastApril 2025 Horoscopes: Jumpin’ and Jivin’IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!And Susan Miller says you can expect good news throughout your birthday month! However, you may want to put on your beekeeper suit just to be safe because everyone should be ready to enter the prickly briar patch and weather cosmic storms.Laura and Alex begin with a recap of Susan’s Note, and it is all business: astrology business and Susan Miller business. There are so many planets changing signs right now that Susan cannot get distracted by tales of her health or apartment rent...2025-04-2250 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMarch 2025 Horoscopes: Somethings Ends and Something BeginsIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!This month is absolutely full of planets planeting. There are retrogrades, eclipses, trines, sextiles, and anything else one might want (or not want) from the universe. The episode begins with a recap of Laura and Alex’s Valentine’s Day. The gals listened closely last month when Susan Miller warned that the day could be trouble, but they planned a festive night filled with Dolly Parton and a prix fixe menu anyway. And going with the planetary flow, as Susan suggested, paid off! Next L...2025-03-151h 04Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2025 Horoscopes: Jumpin', Jumpin'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!! We made it to February, a month with two new moons (sort of) and a challenging full moon. For better or worse, all the signs are in it together this month, and Susan Miller is here to advise on how to wrestle the full moon dragons to the ground. The gals kick off the episode with the Embezzlement Update. Were any of Susan’s predictions in January accurate? Fortunately for Laura, they were, and she shares all about her latest book, which has garnered the attention of VIPs. Then Laur...2025-02-1857 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJanuary 2025 Horoscopes: It’s Just JanuaryHAPPY CAPRICORN SEASON!!!! And Happy New Year! Laura and Alex are back for the fifth year of the podcast after dutifully following Susan Miller’s instructions in January 2021 to create a show. Little did Susan know that it would be all about her! The episode begins with the Embezzlement Update: Laura tells the listeners about her exciting embezzlement (translation: Susan correctly predicted something last month), which took the form of a visit to a volcano while she was home for the holidays. Next up is Susan’s Note and it’s a doozy. T...2025-01-2547 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastDecember 2024 Horoscopes: Astrological Emergencies??IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!! Despite multiple planets retrograding this December, Sagittarius should have a wonderful birthday month. They can even expect some international travel! Or at the very least, some international FedEx shipments. This month, the gals have embezzlement updates to share, as well as a hot take from a commenter on social media. And there’s a lot of information in Susan’s Note to her readers, including her holiday plans, recent illnesses, and descriptions of many upcoming appearances. If any listeners in New York belong to Zero Bond, please invite us to Su...2024-12-1755 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastNovember 2024 Horoscopes: Big Guy PlanetsHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!Enjoy November, Scorps! In a special twist, there are two full moons this month and Susan Miller believes that Scorpio will enjoy both of them. Laura kicks off this episode with a tale of finding treasure in the wild. In this case, the treasure is the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar and the wild is a boutique in Cold Spring, NY! The gals then have a discussion about Susan’s election-related content. Despite the fact that Susan tends not to make predictions about current events (and she made no exception for the...2024-11-2444 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastOctober 2024 Horoscopes: A Planetary Food FightHAPPY LIBRA SEASON!!! According to Susan Miller, October is going to be a great month for Libra. So get out there, rack up some achievements, and be a money magnet before a bunch of planets retrograde. For better or worse, the planets are planeting big time right now. The episode starts with a discussion of Wordle strategies and Laura’s recent travels. But there’s no time to waste on chit chat, because Susan has written yet another Note that details her move and all of her related feelings on the subject. Suffice it to say, S...2024-10-1547 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastSeptember 2024 Horoscopes: Don’t Get Eclipsed Out!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It’s eclipse season again, but don’t worry, Virgo, because there are positive birthday vibes and good surprises coming your way! The gals begin the episode by reminiscing about when they met Susan Miller on the streets of New York three years ago. What a time! Neither Laura nor Alex have any embezzlement to report (translation: Susan didn’t make any predictions for them last month that panned out), so they dive immediately into September’s Note, where they learn that the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar is ready! Susan also give...2024-09-1555 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastAugust 2024 Horoscopes: Nutty with Extra NutsHAPPY LEO SEASON!!!!You have a lot going your way this month, Leo! Susan Miller is adamant that you make a birthday wish. Fortunately you have plenty of time to contemplate your desires because this directive was published with the horoscopes on August 1! The episode begins with a chilling story of cybercrime, as Laura recounts how she was almost scammed into buying counterfeit Taylor Swift tickets. Happily, her great knowledge of the teachings of Astrology Zone came to the rescue! Laura also shares her Embezzlement Update, where we learn that Susan got som...2024-08-0747 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJuly 2024 Horoscopes: Schmoozing, Boozing, and CruisingATTENTION, CANCER!!!! You’ve got a great birthday month ahead of you, so make the most of it before mischievous scamp Mercury retrogrades and ruins the fun. The gals start this episode with a catch-up that includes Laura’s mastering of international relations and fun facts related to tennis. But the star of Susan Miller’s content this July is her note to her readers, so there is a lot of Susan info for Laura and Alex to cover. To begin, her apartment flooded, so we learn all about how she was forced t...2024-07-2453 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJune 2024 Horoscopes: Double the FunIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!In your honor, Susan posted her horoscopes on the first day of the month. She couldn’t wait to inform you that it’s the start of your Emerald Year! Get ready for a bountiful harvest (and many more gardening metaphors). The episode starts with a discussion of 2024’s Luckiest Day of the Year. Laura and Alex love a good Embezzlement Update, but it pales in comparison to the unprecedented event that occurred in the Astrology Zone universe this month. Due to illness, Susan was unable to write her...2024-06-1852 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMay 2024 Horoscopes: Luckier than a LeprechaunHAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!!!It’s Taurus season, which is a very special time at the pod because that means it’s Laura’s birthday!!! The universe is obsessed with you, Taurus, so be on the lookout for money, extra luck, and the adoration of VIPs. Laura and Alex begin the episode with the Embezzlement Update so they can check in to see if either of them experienced the joyous aspect that Susan predicted in April. They did not, but Laura shares her tips picking up a few extra dollars in Vegas. They then re...2024-05-2045 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastApril 2024 Horoscopes: Susan Miller, Eclipse ExpertIT’S ARIES SEASON!!!Happy birthday, Aries! It’s your time to shine and apparently to attract lots of money. So keep your eyes peeled and your wallets open this April because Susan Miller has declared you a money magnet!There’s a lot going on in the world, so Laura and Alex begin the episode by catching up on the recent earthquake in New York and the excitement surrounding the Great American Eclipse. (The gals learned recently this is its real name and not something that Susan made up, as they suspec...2024-04-1350 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMarch 2024 Horoscopes: Share Your SparkleHAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!! Susan Miller may not have written you the lengthiest forecast this year, Pisces, but it is full of exciting predictions that should ensure a festive birthday season. She lists approximately five hundred ways that money may come into your life this month (cue Laura’s pharmaceutical spokesperson voice), so there’s a good chance that your birthday present will be cold hard cash! After a quick catch-up and an update on Susan’s posting habits, Laura explains during the Embezzlement Update that she may have been embezzled, but it’s just too early to t...2024-03-1849 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the ButtIT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, AQUARIUS! Laura and Alex are always happy to find themselves in the Age of Aquarius, and this year is no exception. So happy birthday to the Aquarians of the world! It’s time to use your cosmic gift certificate.The episode begins with discussion of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce (a.k.a. Venus and Mars!) followed by the Embezzlement Update, the pod’s newest segment, where the gals discuss which of Susan’s predictions last month came true. Then it’s time to deconstruct Susan’s February no...2024-02-1050 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJanuary 2024 Horoscopes: Time to Plant AcornsHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! Welcome to Season 4! Laura and Alex are excited to jump into the new year. As is Susan Miller, who started 2024 off right by posting the horoscopes on the first day of the month!The gals start the episode with a chat about the holidays that segues into the show’s newest segment, the Embezzlement Update, where they report which, if any, of Susan’s predictions (embezzlement-related or otherwise) in last month’s horoscope were accurate. Then Laura and Alex turn to Susan’s note to her rea...2024-01-1636 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastDecember 2023 Horoscopes: Holiday MiraclesIT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!!Because it’s your birthday month and because Susan Miller is back! Just in time to tell us all what December holds. Her eyesight isn’t perfect, but it’s good enough that she was able to write the detailed horoscopes we expect and to tell us to buy her wall calendar and sign up for Discord. So all told, things have returned to normal. The episode begins with Laura and Alex recounting the magical adventure they had together attending the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. There’s a...2023-12-111h 00Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastNovember 2023 Horoscopes: Golden Threads, Short but MemorableHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!It’s another month of brief forecasts as Susan Miller recovers from the eye infection that has left her partially blind. Alex and Laura believe that the Scorps of the world deserve more for their birthday month, but who are they to argue with Susan’s doctor?! Our fearless pioneer of the astrology internet must rest her eyes. Even though Susan stuck to the facts for the horoscopes, she managed to write a lengthy Note chock full of tidbits about the AZ team, Henri Bendel, and the ins and outs...2023-11-1441 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastOctober 2023 Horoscopes: Just the FactsLIBRA, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! And Susan Miller is here to tell you how to do that. However, this month she delivers the news in an abbreviated form due to the most Susan reason ever. She is suffering from an eye infection that has left her unable to see and therefore unable to deliver the lengthy and whimsical horoscopes to which we’ve become accustomed. But what is lost this month in fanciful language is made up for in insight into Susan’s process. The gals start this episode with an explan...2023-10-0546 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastSeptember 2023 Horoscopes: Susan Miller vs. Mercury RetrogradeHAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It’s your time to shine, although unfortunately you must deal with some secrets and surprises first. But Susan Miller is here to guide you through this difficult time so you can come out the other side ready to indulge in beauty treatments and international travel.The episode begins with a discussion of Susan’s monthly Note to her readers. Here the gals learn that not even Susan is immune to the unpleasant machinations of retrograding planets. Celebrity astrologers–they’re just like us! Laura and Alex break down all the...2023-09-0738 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastAugust 2023 Horoscopes: Red Flags and RetrogradesIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LEO!!!!!!And Laura and Alex are back from vacation to tell you what’s in store for your birthday month! Unfortunately, what’s in store is a lot of retrograding planets, which translates into a less than ideal time to throw a lavish birthday celebration. The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan’s Note to her readers. Susan tells us that she has a new feature on her website, but due to the error of one of her engineers, it currently lacks some critical...2023-08-1038 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJune 2023 Horoscopes: Too Many Vibes!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller hasn’t written the most compelling horoscope for your birthday this year, Gemini. But Laura and Alex are here to tell you all about it anyway. With a song! The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. Well, it’s not so much a recap as a dramatic reading; this month’s note is so wild that only Susan’s original text will do. Astrology Zone readers haven’t heard much from Susan lately about her health woes, but boy does she make...2023-06-0841 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMay 2023 Horoscopes: The Celestial FavoriteHAPPY TAURUS SEASON!!!!According to Astrology Zone, the Tauruses of the world have a lot to look forward to this May. And that includes Laura, the pod’s very own Taurus birthday gal. Happy birthday to all!!!The episode starts with a recap of Susan Miller’s note to her readers. Much of this month’s note is devoted to May’s difficult full moon lunar eclipse in Scorpio because Susan is concerned about the effects of this event on all the signs. But don’t worry–Susan lets us know that she wrote an essay about...2023-05-1835 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastApril 2023 Horoscopes: Luckiest Day of the Year!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARIES!!!!!You have a wonderful birthday month ahead of you. April contains not only a favorable eclipse and an incredible new moon, but also the Luckiest Day of the Year! That’s right. The Sun and Jupiter align and meet in Aries this year. So get ready for a month filled with opportunity, money, partnerships, and favorable contract-signing! At least until Mercury retrogrades. Laura and Alex begin the episode by talking about Susan Miller’s Note, which they are pleasantly surprised to find features more astrology than usual. They then switch...2023-04-0640 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMarch 2023 Horoscopes: Planet-PaloozaPISCES, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!! And shine you will because Susan Miller predicts an incredible March where all of the planets are moving and changing and doing things! Prepare yourselves to enter a new realm full of buckets of money and dazzling opportunities where Saturn is your personal executive coach. Laura and Alex think you will feel just like Rihanna at the Superbowl. The episode begins with the gals recapping their first few days of March and transitions into a discussion about the Note, which includes a report of Susan’s Mill...2023-03-0853 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2023 Horoscopes: SAD Lamps and SnafusHAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller doesn’t predict the fabulous forecast that Aquarians deserve for their birthday month. But Laura and Alex are here to show support and wish Aquarians all the best. Better times are ahead in March! This episode begins with a recap of the Note, which consists of not much more than descriptions of Astrology Zone’s many apps and how you can buy them. However, readers in Dallas should get themselves to the Coyote Ridge Golf Club for lunch with Susan, which may or may not include some...2023-02-0837 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJanuary 2023 Horoscopes: Happy Planets, Happy New YearIT’S CAPRICORN SEASON!And the start of a new year! And season 3 of this podcast! According to Susan Miller, January will be a great start to 2023. Laura and Alex kick off this episode by talking about their festive night on the town in December, an event that Susan Miller predicted in her final horoscopes of 2022. The gals then dissect the recent article about Susan in the New Yorker! It was only a matter of time before Susan, a quintessential New Yorker, was featured in the magazine, and you better believe that the...2023-01-1132 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastDecember 2022 Horoscopes: A Sparkling HolidayHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS! According to Susan Miller, Sagittarius has a lot of planets in a lot of places this month, potentially resulting in strong partnerships, gifts, and a new home. And guess who is revealed to be a Sagittarius?! Astrology Zone! It turns out that Susan Miller invented the astrological internet twenty-seven years ago in December. The gals begin the episode by discussing Susan’s note to her readers. Like most of 2022’s notes, Susan Miller Businesswoman is the star. Susan treats the note like a Spotify Wrapped for her business pursuits this y...2022-12-1348 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastNovember 2022 Horoscopes: Eclipse Season ContinuesHAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!! And happy birthday to the wonderful Scorpios of the world! As always, Laura and Alex are here to preach justice for Scorpios, a group that has to deal with constant disrespect from the rest of the zodiac (or at least that’s how Alex, a Scorpio, sees it). We’re still in the midst of eclipse season and Susan Miller is here to terrify her readers. Laura and Alex share Astrology Zone’s strategies for dealing with the difficult November 8 eclipse in Taurus, which includes plenty of practical advice that isn...2022-11-1933 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastOctober 2022 Horoscopes: A Wild and Wooly MonthHAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIBRA!Despite an approaching wild and wooly eclipse season, Susan Miller predicts a great birthday month for you, Libra! Get ready for money, travel, and supportive planets that gather around you like caring relatives, not unlike Peter Gallagher’s family waiting for him to awaken from his coma in the beloved romantic comedy While You Were Sleeping.As always, Laura and Alex discuss Susan’s note to her readers and some hot takes from social media (justice for Pisces!). But before they dive into a discussion of Susan’s tiresome shilli...2022-10-1444 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastSeptember 2022 Horoscopes: Royals and ReceiptsIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!There’s a lot to celebrate this month, Virgo! You should expect money, career success, and even fleets of Cupids! Susan Miller wants to know all about the dream in your heart so that you can get on the path to seeing it come true. Even Mercury retrograde isn’t going to get in the way of your cash infusion and booming career this September. As always, Laura and Alex cover Susan’s note to her readers (the Businesswoman is the star, even if the gals have no plans...2022-09-3049 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastAugust 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller Enters Web3IT’S LEO SEASON!And there’s a lot of good stuff coming your way this August, Leo, not the least of which is the coveted import-export of ideas! Susan Miller has a lot to say about how you can use the new moon (aka your cosmic gift certificate) to your advantage and the bonanzas that await you. However, Laura and Alex have even more to say about the Note. This month Susan announces that she has launched a collection of NFTs! Although the gals are not particularly shocked by this development (they know all about...2022-08-091h 01Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJuly 2022 Horoscopes: Get in the Star Zone!HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!!Get ready to shine this July, Cancers! Susan Miller promises you an exciting month of VIP meetings, unexpected yet exciting news, and the luck of an Irishman! Laura and Alex kick off this episode with a discussion of Susan’s Note, a sprawling essay that covers a myriad of topics ranging from Susan’s new app to… Susan’s old app. Just kidding–we’re also graced by the presence of Susan Miller Tech Support, who tells us all about Astrology Zone’s foray into Discord. Susan suggests that we watch an introductory vi...2022-07-0941 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJune 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller’s Half-Year AheadIT’S GEMINI SEASON!!!!!A very happy birthday to all the Gemini twins of the world! Laura and Alex wish you only the best, even if Susan Miller could only write you a somewhat brief and neutral forecast. It’s possible she cut some corners this month, though, because… the horoscopes were posted on time!!! Not only were Laura and Alex filled with surprise that the forecasts were available on June 1, but they were also unfortunately filled with COVID. That’s right—Laura and Alex contracted COVID within a week of each other, so when Astrology Z...2022-06-1540 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMay 2022 Horoscopes: Susan Miller is Eclipse SeasonHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TAURUS!!!!!And to Laura!!!! Taurus season is upon us, as is eclipse season! And Mercury retrograde! And there is a flower moon and a black moon! Needless to say, planets are doing things. This being eclipse season–complete with eclipses in both Taurus and Scorpio–Laura and Alex decide to read up on the subject. They start the episode by summarizing Susan Miller’s essay “How to Deal with Eclipses,” an unsurprisingly long treatise that details everything we need to know about this dramatic astrological occurrence. They continue with a discussion...2022-05-1146 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastApril 2022 Horoscopes: Are You Excited?IT’S ARIES SEASON!!!!!Susan Miller has a lot of exciting things to share with Aries, but unfortunately this month’s horoscopes were published even later than usual. Laura and Alex waste no time (unlike some people…) getting into their thoughts on the late posting, Susan’s excuses, and wondering what might have happened over at Astrology Zone HQ to lead to such chaos. As always, Susan believes that quantity can excuse her lateness, so the gals have a lot of material to dissect, including appearances from Susan Miller Epidemiologist, Trend Forecaster, Oracle, and Tech Entrepreneur. 2022-04-1648 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMarch 2022 Horoscopes: Life-Changing EventsHAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!!!! And welcome to the world, baby Oliver! Susan announced that a new little Pisces joined her family in February. And while Laura and Alex are overjoyed by this news, they have a lot to say about the fact that the horoscopes weren’t published until March 5, leaving them to fend for themselves not only during this month’s new moon, but also on the luckiest day of the year. In this episode, Laura and Alex dissect Susan’s Note, which is chock full of gems, including how she helped her daugh...2022-03-1440 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2022 Horoscopes: Think Good ThoughtsIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!And Susan Miller thinks you’re going to have a great month! Saturn is here to get you moving on your goals and projects, but it’s not all hard work, Aquarius. You’ve got money, laser beams of luck, and the coveted fleets of cherubs headed your way. In this episode, Laura and Alex tell Aquarius, Scorpio, and Taurus what they can expect during the Love Shack Era of Venus and Mars. They’re together this February, all cuddled up and ready to help you find love. And S...2022-02-1244 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJanuary 2022 Horoscopes: A Slow Start to an Exciting YearHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! And Happy New Year to all!!! It’s 2022 and Laura and Alex are not only celebrating a year since they followed Susan Miller’s advice to create a podcast, but also a wonderful outlook for the year ahead by the woman herself. Susan assures the gals that this year will not resemble 2020 and its twin 2021, and that all the signs have exciting things coming their way, even with both Mercury and Venus in retrograde in January. Needless to say, Laura and Alex are relieved to read and deliver such great news. T...2022-01-1048 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastDecember 2021 Horoscopes: The House of JoyIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS!!!! Not only did Susan predict a great month for you filled with money, real estate, and a Christmas miracle, but we learned that lucky Sagittarius shares its sign with Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone! December 14, 2021, marks 26 years since Susan Miller invented the astrological internet (or at least that’s how Laura and Alex feel about it). And that’s not the only anniversary this month: Laura and Alex are celebrating one year of podcasting about Susan Miller! As always, the episode begins with a discussion of the Note from...2021-12-1543 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastNovember 2021 Horoscopes: Keep Your CoolHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!Unfortunately, though, the planets are not showering you with presents and good wishes. In fact, they’re only bringing trouble to the signs this November. Laura and Alex begin this episode by apologizing to their listeners about the terrible, flippy floppy forecasts that they must relay this month. The gals then talk all about Susan’s Note (now called “News”?!?!), which is entirely about another of Susan Miller’s exciting business ventures (oh, how far we have come since CBD fizzy water!). Laura then delves into Taurus’s horoscope and tells us...2021-11-1644 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastOctober 2021 Horoscopes: Some Spooky StuffLIBRA, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!And not even Mercury retrograde can dull your sparkle! In fact, Susan Miller thinks that all the signs have a chance against Dennis the Menace (aka Mercury) and his slingshot this month, which is certainly a departure from the Merc retro warnings we have come to expect from Astrology Zone. Laura and Alex start this episode by revealing the winners of their Susan Miller calendar art giveaway, which segues into… even more discussion of calendars! This month’s Note from Susan Miller is mostly a sales p...2021-10-0745 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastLaura and Alex Met Susan Miller!In her September 2021 horoscopes, Susan Miller told Laura and Alex that September 18, 2021, would be a great day to attend an important and glamorous event. And was it ever! As described in her most recent note to her readers, Susan designed a trunk to celebrate Louis Vuitton’s 200th birthday. So when she invited her fans to meet her outside of the LV store for the unveiling of her design, Laura and Alex were there without a second thought. Much like the experience of reading Astrology Zone, the gals had no idea what they were getting into, and meeting Susan in...2021-09-2343 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastSeptember 2021 Horoscopes: It’s Party Time!IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO! And we have a giveaway...You are in for a great month! After the terrible time that all the signs had in August, Susan Miller is here to tell us about better things for September. She has even promised both Taurus and Scorpio that September will be filled with enchanting social events, which Laura and Alex interpret as Susan inviting them to the glamorous launch of her collaboration with Louis Vuitton (translation: they will stand outside a store and peer into a window to see a trunk Susan designed by sending inspirational st...2021-09-0938 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastAugust 2021 Horoscopes: Susan Miller's Hot Vax SummerHAPPY LEO SEASON! It’s going to be a rollercoaster of a month for all the signs. Sorry to all of the Leos who have birthdays early in the month because the new moon on August 8 brings trouble and unwanted surprises. But while we’re over here dealing with angry planets and aggressive beams, Susan Miller is living her best life, and Laura and Alex have been doing their best to keep up with her wild summer. The gals cover everything from Susan’s new love of Clubhouse to her successful partnership with Turner Classic Movies, and Laura t...2021-08-1048 min
The Mermaid PodcastIntroducing Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastLaura von Holt introduces you to her new podcast: Astrology ZONED, a Susan Miler Fan Podcast. Laura and her friend Alex Gershuny, both longtime readers of Susan MIller's horoscopes on AstrologyZone.com, explain why they were inspired to create a fan podcast about Susan Miller and discuss Susan’s unique posting habits, her mission statement, her mysterious social media, and how this combination has created a voice that millions of readers, including the two gals on this podcast, trust to deliver insightful readings. Listen for free on your favorite podcast app and find all the episodes for Astr...2021-07-1418 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJuly 2021 Horoscopes: Happy Anniversary to Venus and MarsHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER! Get ready for money! And friendship! And maybe even a surprise party! But please pretend to be surprised even though Susan just spoiled it for you. Cancer is going to have a wonderful birthday month full of travel; Susan even forgoes her usual Covid safety warnings to encourage you to get to some thickly forested mountains ASAP. In other exciting news, Venus and Mars meet up this month for their one rendezvous per year, and all of the signs will benefit from their canoodling. Laura and Alex discuss this exci...2021-07-1238 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMercury in Retrograde: Everything Susan Miller Needs You to KnowLuckily for us Astrologyzone.com includes many essays by Susan Miller that explain everything you wanted to know about astrology. Or at least Susan’s take on it. And what better time is there to talk about Mercury retrograde than during Mercury retrograde?! Well, as Laura and Alex learn, there might be a better time because Mercury can be a real scamp when retrograding, causing communication problems left and right. In this special episode, Laura and Alex break down Susan’s “Mercury Retrograde and What It Means For You.” They learn everything from when it’s safe to get plas...2021-07-0121 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJune 2021 Horoscopes: Princess President-QueenATTENTION GEMINIS! This episode is all about you! According to Susan, the double-bodied Gemini brings the possibility for twice the opportunities! Geminis certainly are a lucky group, which is why the gals are so excited that baby Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor has entered the world under such an auspicious sign! The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s posting habits and note to her readers, where she details her grief over her ex-husband’s death. And in true businesswoman fashion, she still gets in a few plugs for her many endeavors. The gals learn some new fact...2021-06-1037 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMay 2021 Horoscopes: Dream Big and PlanHappy birthday to Taurus! And to our lovely co-host Laura! Will May be better, as Susan Miller predicted last month? It’s looking good based on the forecasts for Taurus and Scopio, but unfortunately not everyone made it through April’s monster moon without incident. Laura and Alex discuss Susan’s sad note to her readers, a tribute to her ex-husband who died at the end of April. Then Laura recaps Susan’s May forecast for Taurus, which she believes is a call for her to have a hot girl summer, and Alex recaps Scorpio, in which Susan instru...2021-05-1147 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastApril 2021 Horoscopes: Monster Moon ManiaGet excited for Aries season! And make sure to live your life in the first part of this month because when the monster moon comes on April 26, who knows what will happen! Susan Miller herself can’t even tell us what to expect. In this episode, Laura and Alex continue to be confused about Susan’s posting habits (she was on time again and it wasn’t even an April Fools’ Day prank) and work through their fears about the ominous monster moon in Scorpio that will bring unexpected and unwelcome obstacles and changes to all of the signs...2021-04-0839 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastMarch 2021 Horoscopes: "Exciting News"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES! It’s your time to shine. In a shocking turn of events, Susan Miller posted her March horoscopes early! And to confuse matters even more, she included a cryptic note to her readers instructing them to return to her website on March 2 for ‘exciting news’ Laura and Alex start this episode by trying to make sense of the unexpectedly early horoscopes and the strange “Note from Susan Miller,” and then talk through the feelings of confusion and betrayal that resulted from her underwhelming announcement. Laura and Alex then give summaries of all the signs’ fo...2021-03-0657 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2021 Romance Roundup: A Valentine to Susan MillerHappy Valentine’s Day! And Happy Galentine’s Day! In this romance roundup, Laura and Alex discuss all things related to love in the time of a pandemic. They share their views on the capitalist trappings of a traditional Valentine’s Day, the importance of Galentine’s Day, and the need for singles to take the wheel. They then give a recap of the romance predictions of Astrology Zone’s February 2021 horoscopes to let you know what’s in store for you on February 14th. Laura and Alex even give some suggestions to help you celebrate the day, whether single or in...2021-02-1335 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastFebruary 2021 Horoscopes: Age of AquariusFebruary 2021 is ALL ABOUT AQUARIUS! Laura and Alex begin the show by checking in with each other to see what, if anything, happened on January 28 (also known as the luckiest day of the year), and marvel at Susan posting this month’s horoscopes in such a timely fashion. They then review this month’s “A Note from Susan Miller,” where Susan discusses everything from the powerful stellium in Aquarius to her upcoming TV appearance. This month, instead of recapping only Taurus and Scorpio, Laura and Alex divide and conquer all twelve signs to let you know what’s in store...2021-02-0459 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastJanuary 2021: The Usual Susan Miller ExperienceThe new year kicks off with a surprise: Susan Miller posted earlier than expected! Alex and Laura parse the usual Susan Miller Experience, including the dramatic lead-up to Astrology Zone’s monthly posts, and whether or not there are secret messages embedded in Susan Miller’s social media updates on her horoscope writing process.There is plenty to analyze in “A Note from Susan Miller” to her readers, where Susan tackles everything from the universe’s Grand Mutation to the ins and outs of her wall calendar shipments. A Taurus and Scorpio, respectively, Laura and Alex share the highli...2021-01-1239 minAstrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan PodcastThe Many Facets of Susan MillerLaura and Alex introduce Susan Miller and explain why they were inspired to create a fan podcast about her—and why they believe they have her blessing! They discuss Susan’s unique posting habits, her mission statement, and her mysterious social media. Laura also explains the many facets of Susan Miller (businesswoman! Oracle! And more!) and how this combination has created a voice that millions of readers, including the two gals on this podcast, trust to deliver insightful readings. On a personal note, Laura & Alex declare their mission to dispel the notion that Scorpios are universally terrible.Shar...2021-01-1016 min