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Killed to DeathAlex Kolanko and Janice GreenhouseP.L. Marsworth (Alex Kolanko), mystery author, discovers his publisher at Little Pervert Book Company brutally slain. Also with receptionist Janice Greenhouse, they talk about religious texts, P.L. Marsworth’s body of work, and the man who got stuck in the window.
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2025-01-101h 01
The Fandom ShowWatchmenWho watches the watchmen? Get that doomsday clock ticking because this week we have writer and comedian, Alex Kolanko talking about the fearful symmetry of Alan Moore’s most critically acclaimed work, WATCHMEN! We dive into the critique Moore was leveling against the comic industry, anarchist meditations on power, the brilliance of Dave Gibbons nine panel grids, the inherent comedy behind Rorschach (and how some dudes miss the joke) and why the book is completely unadaptable, no matter how hard Hollywood tries (and they do try). Produced by Andrew Ivimey as part of The From Superheroes Network.
2023-07-111h 01Killed to DeathAlex Kolanko and Jared TarpinkleBarry Henly and Ryan Higgler (Alex Kolanko), twins with a different last name (never touched on), work as a freelance news duo – cameraman and reporter, respectively.
That is, until Barry is found dead in the front seat of their Bronco, still with his Joker makeup on. What follows is mostly a discussion of Disney World.
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2022-04-0851 min
NostalgiqueDeath Cab For Cutie (ft. Public Works)We are back with our last instalment of episodes! What better way to say bye than to talk to the funnest boys around- PUBLIC WORKS! This week Alex, Callum, and Connor join us to talk about Death Cab, their new comedy album and THE WORLD AT LARGE. Check them out!
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2021-12-201h 23
This Is Rats NestLive at Comedy Bar (with Ben Stager, Olivia Stadler, and Alex Kolanko)A hoser wants dinosaurs, a student wants stop losing her phone, and a wizard ponders an orb.Featuring Jacob Greco, Chris Sandiford and Mark Little with special guests Ben Stager, Olivia Stadler, Alex Kolanko.
2021-11-1740 min
This Is Rats NestLive at Comedy Bar (with Ben Stager, Olivia Stadler, and Alex Kolanko)A hoser wants dinosaurs, a student wants stop losing her phone, and a wizard ponders an orb.
Featuring Jacob Greco, Chris Sandiford and Mark Little with special guests Ben Stager, Olivia Stadler, Alex Kolanko.
Follow Ben:
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Hosted by Mark Little, Chris Sandiford, and Jacob Greco
Produced and Edited by Stephan...
2021-11-1643 min
Question BoxMike Carrozza and Alex KolankoToday we’re joined by two hilarious fellas who co-host the podcast “xBummerxBoysx”, Mike Carrozza and Alex Kolanko! We talk about a nightmare of a comedy gig, a surprise confrontation with an elected official, feelings that are difficult to experience, and a lot more! You’re gonna love it.
2021-06-211h 12
Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 70 – Roadhouse w/ James HartnettWe watch the horny 1989 male classic with James Hartnett and wonder why movies aren't this horny anymore
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2021-05-161h 33
SuccotashNothin' Special Except ClipsThank you, dear listener, for listening. This is your every-other-weekly-host Marc Hershon and, frankly, I wasn’t sure I was going to get in here this week with our milestone TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTIETH EPISODE, mainly because I had a full-on computer meltdown halfway through cutting clips for this installment. I literally had to cobble all the pieces together on another computer that didn’t have all the usual software I use to do it but, somehow, it all miraculously came together. If you’re just finding us here at Succotash, the Comedy Soundcast Soundcast, we passed our 10...
2021-04-2828 min
Spooked!Ep. 282 – Public WorksThe Spooky Rowboat
Today on Spooked! Cody doesn’t want to be bait, Damien upset a witch, Alex is a secret federal agent, Callum grills Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Connor doesn’t understand gun safety. It’s all about boat safety today, so grab your lifejacket, get some flares, and get ready to get Spooked!
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2021-04-2657 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 69 – Oscar’s 2021We have watched some of The Oscar movies but we are certainly filled with opinions. Come hang as we dissect what a weird year this is for movies.
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2021-03-1746 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 68 – Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles w/ TallboyzWe watch the childhood classic with the sketch group Tallboyz and Vite is confused by the premise even though the premise is the entirety of the title.
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2021-02-151h 25Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 67 – Richie Rich w/ Andrew Phung & Ben BeaucheminWe hang with Andrew Phung & Ben Beauchemin of Kim's Convenience and watch Richie Rich so Andrew can decide if his kid can watch it. Come for the parenting masterclass stay for the discussion of Little Italy.
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2021-01-251h 40
Haven't Seen It PodcastEp. 39 - “Men (and Scar-Jo) Are Trash” (He’s Just Not That Into You) ft. Shh I’m Watching A MovieWe usher in 2021 by going WAY back to a long forgotten time when rom-coms were full of misogyny and Jennifer Aniston… It’s 2009’s worst movie, He’s Just Not That Into You! Joining us are our spiritual pod-cousins from the Sonar Network, the hosts of Shh I’m Watching A Movie, Alex Kolanko and Alessandra Vite We all still have a hangover from 2020, so we’re taking it easy with “Men (and Scar-Jo) Are Trash” A sad six pack Follows us on IG & FB: @haventseenitpodcast and Twitter: @Havent_S...
2021-01-051h 35Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 66 – Child’s Play w/Andrea BangWe are joined by Kim's Convenience's Andrea Bang to watch the 80's Horror movie and it is a boring movie for 40 minutes and then the best movie we have ever seen. Seriously it's so fun. Chuckie has a tiny knife. Andrea is a delight.
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2020-12-211h 27Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 65 – Mank / How to with John Wilson / The CrownIt's a mini episode where we talk hot new movies and TV. We talk Mank and it's many problems. How to with John Wilson and it's no problems. And The Crown with its few problems. Also the Canadian Media Industry with its many problems
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2020-12-141h 07Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 64 – Notting Hill w/ Randee NeumeyerWe watch the 1999 Hugh Grant - Julia Roberts movie about class struggle. We also talk a lot about dating and pitch a sequel. Randee guests and is maybe just west coast Vite? This is a wild one. Check out her album: https://www.randeeneumeyer.com/album
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2020-12-071h 33Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 63 – The Other Guys w/ Alan Shane LewisWe watch the surprising Will Ferrell - Mark Wahlberg - Adam McKay movie with the host The Great Canadian Baking Show. And we just enjoy it man. This episode is a vibe.
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2020-11-231h 30Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 62 – D2 w/ Natalie & ChristianWe watch the Disney classic and talk about almost everything other than the movie with Natalie Metcalf & Christian Smith. The sound is medium-bad and we are sorry.
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2020-11-121h 30Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 61 – Trial of The Chicago 7 / Borat 2We do a minisode to talk the troubling yet pleasing propaganda of Aaron Sorkin and the interesting yet relatively toothless Borat 2. We also do some quick hits on The Haunting of Bly Manor and Emily In Paris. Also Vite's Dad comes in at one point.
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2020-10-281h 06NostalgiqueAlexisonfire (ft. xBummerxBoysx)This episode Toronto’s OG sad boys join us to talk about our mutual fave, Alexisonfire! Are they pop? No! Do they rock? Yes! And you know in true Nostalgique fashion we go on hella tangents 🤪 Make sure you check out their podcasts xBummerxBoysx, and Shh!I’m Watching a Movie.
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2020-10-191h 26Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 60 – Uncut GemsWe watch the stress fest that Alex loves and Vite is fine with. Honestly we talk about the movie alot.
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2020-10-191h 50Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 59 – TwilightVite picked the horny vampire movie Twilight and truly we had a nice time and then gassed out hard. This movie is exhausting.
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2020-10-051h 38
Never Seen It with Kyle AyersMike Carrozza has never seen 300Mike Carrozza has never seen 300, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Friend of the pod Mike is back! He and Kyle are joined by Mike’s pod cohost Alex Kolanko, and after the 300 script we play some Before and Afters, Perfect Movie, and Opposite Day! Check out Mike and Alex’s podcast xBummerxBoysx. ALSO! Kyle’s debut standup album HAPPINESS is available now for preorder! Info at kyleayers.com! Thank you for listening. Please register to vote! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2020-10-0152 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 58 – Jurassic Park w/ Tricia BlackTricia Black joins us to talk dinosaurs and Spielberg and Vite reaches max Vite and you will never guess what she is attracted too in this movie.
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2020-09-211h 40Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 57 – Cars w/ Ajahnis CharleyWe watch the Pixar "classic" and have some real questions about the universe with the delight that is Ajahnis Charley. Then all the audio went wrong so like out of the total 2.5 hours of recording I had like an hour 20 to work with. What remains is gold.
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2020-08-2655 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 56 – Girl Interrupted w/ Andrew JohnsonWe watch the 1999 female ensemble movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Oceans 8" Girl Interrupted with Andrew Johnston and ask the question "Why Elisabeth Moss doesn't talk about this movie?"
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2020-08-021h 32Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 55 – The King Of Staten Island / HamiltonWe talk to movie that filled us with opinions. Alex has a Pete Davidson theory, Vite figures out that Hamilton is just Evita. Just a nice episode with big hard opinions.
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2020-07-131h 20Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 54 – Paddington 2We watch a perfect movie. And that leads to a long discussion of Paul Scheer? Look you know what this podcast is. This movie is perfect. Just give it a listen.
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2020-06-221h 17Shh I'm Watching a MovieBLM Statement + Podcast UpdateThis is a statement about us standing with BLM as well as an update of where we are at in the podcast. We have a livestream coming up on Bad Dog TV June 26th, More details to come. Check out the podcasts we suggest and Sonar Networks project.
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2020-06-1231 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 53 – Reality Bites w/ Anne T DonahueThe author of Nobody Cares joins us to talk her favourite movie, the most 90's possible sequences of images called Reality Bites. We also talk about Ethan Hawke's inability to kiss, the hunk that is a young Ben Stiller, and, of course, ever present doom.
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2020-05-111h 30Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 52 – You’ve Got MailWe watch the early 90's cyber stalking romantic comedy and ask the important question "How does Tom Hanks fuck?"
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2020-05-041h 32
xBummerxBoysxBummer Boys - Ep 1 - Sea GodWelcome to xBummerxBoysx. The podcast where we talk about songs that made us sad this week. Hosted by Alex Kolanko and Mike Carrozza
This week Sea of Worry by Have A Nice Life and Nearer My God by Foxing!
Listen to our playlist of songs we talked about here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3FgeoMOBcyMUJupx5yQc3n?si=Uqo3u9OPTVSx0bP3MEihaw
(subscribe as it grows each episode)
Or on apple music:
https://music.apple.com/ca/playlist/xbummerxboysx/pl.u-ZmblD5jsZ9kqj0?fbclid=IwAR1u6j703vr3wnslKYnEe_IrZExMyCHMe96pfRACiwlpjidsT6CRY-0Zmog
2020-04-141h 00Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 51 – Plague ViewingWe don't watch anything, cause why bother. We just talk about what we have been watching and doing. Hands down the funniest episode we have done. Vite has Broadway Dreams and Alex does Goose Crimes.
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2020-04-1359 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 50 – Marriage StoryWe are Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson. We talk a bunch of stuff. The 80's! Divorce Law! Fear! Not Watching Uncut Gems! Big Episode!
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2020-04-071h 46Killed to DeathAlex Kolanko And MickLive from the International Space Station, Soviet cosmonaut Dimitri Karkanoff (Alex Kolanko) tries to solve the murder of a fellow astronaut.
They talk about making potatoes, The Number 1 Rule on the ISS, and a certain Irish co-worker Dimitri doesn’t get along with.
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2020-04-0352 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 49 – First Wives Club w/ COVID-19We are back! And so is the end of the world. We watch the camp classic and talk about everything else. Vite has fun, Alex has a series of panic attacks.
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2020-03-261h 27Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 48 – The OscarsWe give our oscars picks and talk about the nominations. Who got them. who didn't, who is brave enough to say the Little Women had some things missing, who thinks 1917 is quite bad. Come Gamble with us!
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2020-02-061h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 47 – Mafia! w/ Gavin PoundsGavin joins us to watch the missing link between Mel Brooks and Scary Movie. We have a blast. A tree gets shot and dies. It's fun.
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2020-01-091h 06Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 46 – Cats w/ Alice MoranWe discuss our trip to hell and back and a lot of musicals in general with Alice Moran. Run, don't walk, to see the most fun I have had in a theater.
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2020-01-0358 minGBLNKNG - Autumn UndergroundEpisode 5 - A Partridge in a Pear Treehouse of HorrorIn this holiday episode we talk about Black Christmas, our favs of 2019, and have some some friends drop their favs too!Shout out to Amy of Obroa-Skai and Alex Kolanko and Alessandra Vite from the "Shh I'm Watching a Movie" podcast for contributing to this episode!https://ia601406.us.archive.org/25/items/AutumnUnderground/Episode%205%20-%20A%20Partridge%20in%20a%20Pear%20Treehouse%20of%20Horror.mp3 [...]
2020-01-0235 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 45 – Love Actually w/ Lee LawsonWe watch the problematic Christmas classic and it gets HORNY. FAST. Vite gets read to bits by Lee. Alex burns some bridges and also hates this movie. Lee is a great sweet guest.
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2019-12-271h 34Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 44 Star Trek II w/ John LeschinskiWe are joined by the head of PodCamp to watch Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan. Vite HATES it. Alex has fun. John has facts. We questions Khans managerial skills.
Check out the podcast awards: https://awards.podcamptoronto.com/ and nominate us!
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2019-12-191h 38Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 43 – Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion w/ Patrick MurrayWe watch the 90's classic that Alex had never heard of and Patrick knows every word too. Vite is pretty sure it's the same casting agent as F R I E N D S.
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2019-12-121h 15Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 42 – Midnight Run w/ Shane McLeanWe watch the 80's bounty hunter film with Shane McLean. It takes forever to end and is "fine"
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2019-12-051h 33Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 41 – The VVitchA Shh Classic with no guest we watch the scary movie and have a truly nice time. Vite enjoys the movie even though it's not horny. Alex enjoys the movie even though he knows what happens.
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2019-10-311h 22Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 40 – Rat Race w/ Griffin ToplitskyWe watch the 2001 movie with it's biggest fan. Talk about our modern casting and why Vite is on her phone.
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2019-10-101h 40Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 39 – Armageddon w/ Liz JohnstonLiz has this movie memorized that is 3 times too long. We talk about the ultimate taboo
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2019-10-031h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 38 – Dirty Dancing w/ Stacey McGunnigleWe are joined by Stacey McGunnigle and watch a "movie" or music video collection. Vite has strong opinions on the hottness of Patrick Swayze and Alex talks about pedophiles. This is episode is really good.
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2019-09-261h 28Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 37 – Jackass 2 w/ Filipe DimasWe travel back in time to our youth where nothing is funnier than nut shots. Filipe joins us and we talk about Hugh Jackmen a lot. Alex talks about how funny this was, Vite complains but comes around on it and is very attracted to Johnny Knoxville
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2019-09-191h 29Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 36 – Good Will Hunting w/ Jonathan RoyIt's not your fault, we watch this classic movie with musician and chill dude Jonathan Roy. We talk Serial Killers, Boston, and 24 year olds writing skills. Check out JR's new song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyaZmFGyuMg
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2019-09-121h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 35 – The Favorite Show w/ Marshall Lorenzo & Chris LeveilleWe do the a livestream and bring our good friends to ask them about their favorite movies and the movie The Favorite.
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2019-09-0538 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 34 – Return To Oz w/ Marshall LorenzoWe watch a very 80's kids movie that legally is very different from Wizard of Oz. Marshall joins us and tells us about how many times this was returned at Blockbuster. This movie is the gayest movie we have watched on the podcast.
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2019-08-291h 37Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 33 – This is Spinal Tap LIVE at JFL w/ Jon BlairThis is an extremely poorly recorded live episode in a shipping container at JFL
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2019-08-231h 21Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 32 – Babe LIVE at JFL w/ She The PeopleThis is an extremely poorly recorded live episode in a shipping container at JFL
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2019-08-231h 29Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 31 – Warrior w/ Antony HallWe watch the UFC movie about fighting brothers with Ming's Dynasty's Antony Hall. We talk republican movies, woman in movies, and telling your own story. This is a good one!
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2019-07-301h 34Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 30 – Get Out LIVE w/ Brandon HackettWe watch the modern horror classic. Live. It was fun. The audio is fucked.
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2019-07-161h 29Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 29 – Spider-Man 2 with Emily RichardsonWe watch the classic superhero movie. Alex knows too much about Spider-Man, Emily knows exclusively about Spider-Man 2 and has an intervention. Vite calls every single man in this movie attractive.
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2019-07-051h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 28 – Heartbreak Kid with Ben BeaucheminWe watch the Elaine May directed comedy that would never be made today with Vite's Ex and Alex's new best friend. We talk weird dating stories and how funny the movie is.
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2019-06-181h 09Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 27 – Top GunWe watch the Tom Cruise Erotica Recruitment Video with a real Aerospace engineer Chris Cosentino sits in to talk planes. Vite could not be more bored. We have a manic blast.
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2019-06-061h 32Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 26 – 50 Shades Of GreyVite commits a crime and we watch the least sexy movie since Life Is Beautiful. Alex pitches better movies, Vite talks about twilight. This maybe one of our best episodes yet. Regardless of what Alex says at the beginning.
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2019-05-301h 30Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 25 – RavenousRoger Bainbridge is our guest and shows us his favourite movie. This movie isn't highly watched but it rules. Honestly I cut out some funny stuff that are spoilers just so you might go watch it. Go watch it. Vite gets uncomfortable.
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2019-05-231h 21Spooked!Ep. 188 – Alessandra Vite and Alex KolankoThe Spooky Billiard Room
Today on Spooked! Cody is a cool wife stealer, Damien lives behind a bush, Alessandra is not proud of her angry dad, and Alex has a divorced man bonding session. It's all about fixing broken families, so grab your divorce papers, call you mom, and get ready to get Spooked!
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2019-05-201h 10Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 24 – Fifth ElementThis episode is so horny. Like wow, what a spicy french film. Alex displays what woke him up as a child. Vite learns she is all about the Bruce Willis life. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WITH KIDS
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2019-05-091h 21Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 23 – Sex And The CityWe dive in the Vite's encyclopedic knowledge of the HBO classic by watching a movie that barely qualifies as a narrative. Alex mostly naps as Vite talks a blue streak through the complete history of Sex and the City.
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2019-04-301h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 22 – Mamma Mia 2HERE WE GO AGAIN. Callum is back and we talk about the famous greek tragedy about too many dads. We have fun and ask tough questions about pulling out. Please leave a 5 star review with your preferred pull out method.
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2019-04-241h 45Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 21 – Evil Dead 2013THIS ONE WORKS - The Spooked! boys stop by and we watch a remake that is fun and gory and we wince and scream through the whole movie. This is a fun one. Horror is fun. Vite talks about NYLON magazine. Alex talks about something dumb.
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2019-04-181h 07Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 20 – Mad Max: The Road WarriorWe watch the Mel Gibson classic and Vite couldn't give less of a shit about it. Unless it's Mel Gibsons rugged good looks locking horns with his problematic past. Alex enjoys the movie calmly.
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2019-04-101h 19Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 19 – The Talented Mr. RipleyWe watch the Jude Law softcore italian tourist porn with special guest Mina Sewell Mancuso - Director, Editor, Vite's Cousin. We talk Jude Law, Woody Allen, and more Woody Allen. Alex enjoys the move, Mina enjoys Italy, Vite enjoys Jude Law.
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2019-03-271h 47Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 18 – Leatherheads – Shhhit Movie SpectacularWe continue our Shhhit movie spectacular watching another movie directed by the actor in it. We don't finish it. Its bad with flashes of funny moments. We laugh and get bored. George Clooney is a fox
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2019-03-201h 04Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 17 – Keeping the Faith – Shhhit Movie SpectacularWe start our back to back shhhit movie spectacular with Keeping the Faith. This is the Edward Norton directed romantic comedy that is bad. Very bad. And unfunny. We don't make it through the movie. Ben Stiller is a smoke show rabbi.
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2019-03-131h 26Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 16 – Ex MachinaWe watch the AI "play" and talk oscars fallout and argue the minutiae of the movie. Is this movie sexist? Yeah kinda, but also kinda not. Alex talks about AI and Vite can't get over how someone stays at a strangers house for a week.
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2019-03-061h 32Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 15 – My Best Friends WeddingThis movie rules as we watch a woman completely lose her fucking mind. Vite talks about how much she loves this movie and hated different movies, Alex gets on board and they pitch My Best Friends Affair.
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2019-03-011h 24Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 14 – A Star Is Born – OSCARS 2019We do a movie we have both seen cause we love to fight. Vite feels the emotion of the movie, Alex is mad at it missing the mark hard. We both enjoy the bit of the lost friend and the Sam Elliot backing out so fast. Oh and we talk oscars. A lot
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2019-02-211h 50Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 13 – Grizzly ManWe watch a documentary about defeating nature. Alex gets more pretentious than ever. Vite loves the tiny foxes almost as much as she loves Alex's childhood stuffed bear. Werner Herzog is life.
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2019-02-131h 33Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 12 – When Harry Met SallyWe sit and watch mirror for like an hour and a half. Seriously Harry and Sally's dynamic is pretty close to ours. It's weird.
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2019-02-061h 07Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 11 – It’s Such A Beautiful DayWe watch the most "Alex" movie imaginable, Don Hertzfelds short film It's Such A Beautiful Day. Vite calls it Emo Woody Allen. Give it a listen... Alex says to watch the movie.
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2019-01-3049 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 10 – PhiledelphiaWe did it! The Tom Hanks AIDS movie is one that Alex unironically enjoys. This is his starship troopers. Vite talks about a peculiar sex dream. Alex is sick and breathes heavy into the microphone the whole time which made alot of audio work for him later
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2019-01-231h 29Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 9 – It FollowsWe watch a fun arty horror film and talk a lot about sex. We both think it's very pretty, Alex talks about the history of horror and Vite gets pulled in.
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2019-01-161h 36Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 8 – Moulin RougeWe dive into high school Vite's favourite movie/Baz Luhrmann's visual assault and discover a lot about each person. Alex likes the cuck subplot. They talk about rape in this so yeah
CW: RAPE
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2019-01-101h 30Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 7 – Starship TroopersWe watch some sexy sexy propaghanda and both have a great time. The first movie we both enjoy. It's a fun movie. Alex keeps saying he loves it. Vite gets horny. Paul Verhoeven continues to be a master filmmaker.
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2019-01-021h 31Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 6 – The HolidayIt's our holiday episode and we go back to the Nancy Myers well cause sometimes it hurts you. We don't make it through the movie, Vite turns on it, Alex is out from the get go. Theres a dog with a cone running around and you all should just watch that.
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2018-12-261h 11Killed to DeathAlex KolankoA dentist immediately confesses.
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2018-12-2147 minShh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 5 – It’s ComplicatedWe watch the Nancy Myers Wealth Expo that is somehow so god damn long. Meryl Streep gets a new kitchen, Alex actively hates this movie, Vite even gets bored of it.
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2018-12-191h 27Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 4 – RoundersWe watch the 90's mid budget cult favourite Rounders. Alex talks about missing the point as a kid. Vite talks about gambling addiction and Matt Damon's hair. Everyone talks about THAT ACCENT.
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2018-12-121h 24Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 3 – Mama MiaWe watch the ABBA jukebox musical which disappoints everyone but Vite. Alex is bored and annoyed. We are joined by Callum Wratten, Beaverton writer and resident australian and ABBA expert.
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2018-12-051h 26Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 2 – They LiveAlex and Vite watch the sci fi classic They Live. Vite gets bored and then into it and Alex rambles about capitalism.
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2018-11-281h 18Shh I'm Watching a MovieEpisode 1 – TitanicWelcome! Come listen to us talk through what many believe is a cinematic masterpiece. Don't worry we edited it down to a more manageable size. Guys this movie is long. Alex gets bored, Vite talks about dresses and Billy Zane.
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2018-11-141h 53Shh I'm Watching a MovieShh I’m watching a movie – TrailerThe trailer for the new podcast "Shh I'm watching a movie", where 1 Toronto comedian forces the other to watch their favourite movie.
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2018-11-0701 minSpooked!Ep. 150.5 – Spooktacular 3 Pt.2Today on Spooked! It's part two of our three year celebration! More and more guests for your eyes and ears! Thrills! Chills! Pointless stories! 150 episodes down and here's to 150 more. So get ready to get Spooked!
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2018-08-271h 02Spooked!Ep. 131 – Alex KolankoThe Spooky X-raxy Tech and Doctor.
Today on Spooked! Colin cuts the break lines, Cody puts it in the oven, Damien spreads a thin layer of sauce, and Alex helps everyone with their phones. It's a small town family affair, so grab your local phone book, get down to the community centre, and get ready to get Spooked!
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2018-04-0953 minKilled to DeathAlex Kolanko And JonathanParade inspector Tristian McElroy (Alex Kolanko) has found a body behind the driver's seat of a float in the Missouri Pumpkins & Christmas parade.
What follows is a deeper delve of his parade inspection business, a pitch perfect movie recap, and nothing regretful.
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2018-01-1247 min
Vest of Friends PodcastAlex KolankoAlex Kolanko is a comedian and improvisor in Toronto Canada. As part of the improv team Fake Cops they created the show The Disaster to have a space to make unusual comedy. He is also a member of The Sketchersons and performs with them every Sunday. He tries to be funny but doesn't always hit the mark.
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2018-01-0230 min
Hi Bye PodcastHi Bye Podcast Ep 33 - Dec 19 2017 - Alex KolankoCo-Founder of Fake Cops, member of the Sketchersons, and self-anointed "King of the Back Flip" Alex Kolanko joins Hi Bye to reveal, once and for all, that he is Adam Driver. As with everything Alex does, this episode is unofficially sponsored by Blue Apron.
2017-12-2000 min
Dine Local SD – Specialty Produce Network24: Chef Celebration | San DiegoWe welcome back two awesome Chefs, Alex Carballo and Tim Kolanko to discuss a nonprofit organization that strives to enhance the knowledge and potential of promising young chefs known as Chef Celebration Foundation of San Diego.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/dinelocalsd/~4/xK-JFiaFZEQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>
2017-09-1935 min
Chew On ThatEp 34 Alex KolankoWe sit down in our million dollar kitchen and discuss a McDouble dressed as a BigMac.
2017-09-0700 minKilled to DeathAlex Kolanko And Gerald OneWhen a man is found in a printing press at a "newspaper", the owner drops by to talk about it.
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2016-08-0547 minKilled to DeathAlex Kolanko And BlancheTodd Vanderdorff (Alex Kolanko) has a problem at his oil company - 53 employees have been found dead in oil drums. And while he admits that 50 were his fault, the boys try to get to the bottom of the other 3 deaths. Company incompetence? Todd just miscounted the bodies he killed? They find the answer sooner than they'd like!
Blanche (a man) also comes for a visit. He's fed up with Todd's reign of terror in his village, and so is his wife, Stu.
Featuring an appearance by Todd's podcast, Oil Ya Glad to See Me?
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2016-04-2250 min