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The Short News PodcastAlex's Seizure and THEY'RE EATING THE DOGSThe show is finally back (again, I'm sorry). Alex updates the people on some scary recent seizure-related things, and then talks about all of the election-related news that he missed the last few months such as the Kamala vs. Trump debate that happened a few weeks ago. 2024-09-2833 minThe Short News PodcastTrump Wins (by Getting Shot) & Alex in a Sunken PlaceIt's been an eventful weekend for politics, Trump got shot at a rally in Pennsylvania and Alex rages about how this only strengthens the threat to democracy, before finally admitting to all of his problems and spiraling into something else.2024-07-1531 min
The Short News PodcastThe Jimmy Buffett Estate v. Alex and Kelsey, 2024 - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyTHE POOL HOUSE HAS A NEW LOCATION! Search for "The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey" on Spotify or Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to shows.
The gang is back to record again after a disastrous previous episode and... this one's a little better. Alex and Kelsey joke about the Jimmy Buffett incident from September, Trump on a very special bus, and read some interesting Reddit stories from the AITAH and Relationship Advice subreddits. 2024-04-041h 27
The Short News PodcastKelsey Tripsits for Alex - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyTHE POOL HOUSE IS NOW IN A NEW LOCATION
This was a baaaaaaaad idea... The gang does another episode and surprise: Alex is on mushrooms again, and this time he's not enjoying it... Alex and Kelsey talk about the concept of love, codependence, independence, Doctor Phil, and comedy in tragedy. 2024-04-031h 25
The Short News PodcastPodcasting on Mushrooms - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey*The Pool House Podcast now has its own RSS feed and podcast pages, new episodes will no longer be found here soon!!*
The gang talks about some serious emotional topics, gets to the bottom of why Alex does so many voices, comes to terms with traumas, and so much more (while Alex is deep into a mushroom trip). Get ready for a change of pace in this one.2024-03-261h 10
The Short News PodcastThe Pool House Has a New Location and Women Be Shopping, Am I Right? - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyFrom here on, the Pool House Podcast is now located in its own RSS feed, meaning it has its own podcast page and feed now. Check it out by searching "The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey" in your podcast provider's search bar.
Wow this one's... something. Alex and Kelsey return to talk about lonely whiskey reviews, bad work trips, the worst time to be promoted, dealing with heartbreak (still), and so much more. Alex tries a new voice straight from Sesame Street that goes a little out of control. 2024-03-191h 25
The Short News PodcastThe Dune Bucket, Penile Injuries, Margarita March - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyAfter the "royal trifecta" of Watermelonrita, the holy penjamin, and some mango pods, Alex becomes his unhinged self once again to talk to Kelsey about growing up hormonal with an iPod Touch, medical issues, childhood trauma, proper college party etiquette, the other ways a PSP can be used, and much much more. 2024-03-081h 03
The Short News PodcastAddressing the Backshot Allegations - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyThe gang talks ADHD medications, casinos, Doctor Phil's ranch, and Alex gets way to open about his internet habits.2024-02-2854 min
The Short News PodcastAnalyzing Hentai and Roasting Zuckerberg - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyThe gang is back, and back on the sauce. They're talking demented Seinfeld, Dr. Phil's Joe Rogan appearance, the weirdness of Mark Zuckerberg, some Japanese animation that showed up on Alex's Facebook news feed (for some reason), Robert F. Kennedy's presidential campaign, Israel and Palestine, and so much more. This one's unhinged in the most fun of ways. (It's not a manic episode, I promise.)
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The Short News PodcastThe Gang Gets Sober - The Pool House with Kelsey and AlexPalm reading, sobering up, psych ward stories, and so much more in this episode of "The Pool House." After ANOTHER near-death experience, Alex is finally ready to stop drinking, and Kelsey is joining him in the "Dry February" challenge. Whoever loses has to do a really embarrassing thing... 2024-01-221h 17
The Short News PodcastDr. Phil Breaks into the Pool House - The Pool House with Kelsey and AlexKelsey and Alex are joined by a surprise guest who really lights a fire under their pants.2024-01-0332 min
The Short News PodcastAlex Gets Married - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyThere's a lot of new stuff going on... Alex is getting married, Kelsey is exhausted, let's have a good time.
2023-11-1502 min
The Short News PodcastThe Fartist - The Pool House Podcast with Kelsey and AlexHappy Halloween from us over at the Pool House Podcast! Alex and Kelsey talk about a whole bundle of things, including their eventful weekends, modern dating, farting in front of significant others, snapchat etiquette, leaked photos, the return of Alex's Joe Biden voice (for better or for worse). This is one you don't wanna miss, foks.2023-10-311h 24
The Short News PodcastDealing with Heartbreak (Again) - The Pool House PodcastAlex and Kelsey return to talk about what's new in their lives and in the world (including Alex getting dumped and falling off the wagon again). Kelsey reviews Alex's new dating app profile, and also tries to help him get his Joe Biden impression back (it disappeared after the breakup).2023-10-221h 54
The Short News PodcastSorry, Jimmy Buffett (The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey)Alex and Kelsey apologize for the Jimmy Buffett bit after accidentally predicting his passing, discuss more reddit relationship advice, and so much more fun stuff. You don't want to miss this one, folks.2023-09-102h 46
The Short News PodcastSteven Hawking's Rizz Game - The Pool House with Alex and KelseyAlex and Kelsey are back to talk about sobriety, relationships, major life changes, surviving covid, Floridian politics, Ron DeSantis's Minnie Mouse kink, Steven Hawking's rizz game, where they were on 9/11, and so, so much more, including reading and answering Reddit entries.2023-09-022h 40The Short News PodcastThe Pride Episode (featuring Kelsey)(Re-upload because Alex was still drinking during the recording session in June and this needed a HEAVY edit) A very special (drunk af) pride episode where Alex and Kelsey discuss the month of June and Alex finally opens up about some things related to the topic. Link to The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org2023-09-011h 27The Short News PodcastBidenomics is a BAD IdeaThe Short News Podcast returns to form in a new studio, new setup, same Alex. Joe Biden gets roasted a little bit for his most recent speech on "Bidenomics" because channeling Ronald Reagan isn't really the way to win over progressive voters. After a long, drawn out roast of the President, Alex shifts over to giving an update on Colleen Ballinger's cancellation and most recent YouTube apology video, then moves on to clowning the Republican Party, specifically Senator Ted Cruz for his most recent comments on immigration policy.
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The Short News PodcastApplebee's World War III & PornHub Space ProgramAfter a month-long hiatus, Alex is back to talk about the craziness that has been happening in the world. There's some COVID news about whether or not the virus's reign is finally coming to an end, and then it's into the meat and potatoes of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Alex has a rant about CNN showing an Applebee's commercial during Ukrainian air raid sirens, and discusses the oil crisis on the horizon. There's also a rant about Elon Musk, Tesla, and how PornHub could beat out Elon Musk in the billionaire space race.
After all that, Alex fina...2022-03-081h 09The Short News PodcastJimmy Fallon Launders Some MoneyIt's Monday morning, and Alex has a lot of life updates to explain why he's been away from the podcast for the past week. After that he talks about the recent raid on an ISIS leader that the Biden Administration just carried out, and has some things to say about imperialism. There's also an update on how to get free N95 respirators from the government, and why the US government finally decided to give out the masks they've been hoarding.
Bitcoin's value was chopped in half recently, and Alex makes fun of all of the crypto endeavors and...2022-02-071h 03The Short News Podcast270 Doctors, 1 Joe RoganAfter taking Thursday off, Alex is back to rant about the things that are happening in the world. He starts off by talking about COVID-19 and the rising demand for N95 respirators now that the CDC and US government is suggesting people now use those instead of regular cloth masks. That would be fine and makes sense, but the US government seized and hoarded a massive stockpile of N95s back in 2020, and didn't give any away, even to medical professionals. Alex brings that to attention, and is annoyed that the US government isn't just giving out N95s from...2022-01-171h 07The Short News PodcastEric Adams, the Bronx Fire, and the Housing ProblemA little off schedule, but Alex is here, starting things off with a rant about internet service providers throttling speeds and the big picture when if comes to ISP monopolies and crooked businesses. Once that's over, he talks about AOC being a hypocrite, Eric Adams appointing a man partially responsible for the recent Bronx fire that killed 17 people over the weekend, and rants about how government officials don't care about the people who voted them into power. After that, there's the regular roast of right wing media, Karen reactions, and a relationship advice segment.
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NFTs and crypto take a beating today, as Alex makes fun of the "all my apes gone" guy who lost all his NFTs to a hacker, rants about NFT copycats and unoriginality, as well as the uselessness of cryptocurrency (you can't even buy a sandwich with it...2022-01-061h 14The Short News PodcastDo Republicans Want to Date AOC?Back from the winter break, Alex is ready to talk about the most recent happenings when it comes to COVID-19 and the government, as well as some political drama brewing. Omicron is thriving, antivaxxers are complaining, and AOC accused republicans of wanting to date her after a recent picture of her and her partner on vacation was published.
After the political drama, Alex takes some time to complain about the supersaturated NFT industry and how all it is these days is worthless pictures of monkeys wearing hats. Then there's a roast of Fox News and Jesse Waters, a Keeping up...2022-01-031h 16The Short News PodcastRoasting the Biden Administration (for once)Alex is back from the holidays, and found out that some family members tested positive for COVID, leading into a conversation about the omicron variant, which then leads into a rant about the Biden Administration, who has been taking steps to make things significantly worse for the working class, while also making things better for "the economy" AKA "rich people." There's a lot to say about the things that have been going wrong, from Biden refusing to take federal action to set rules and mandates related to COVID, to abandoning campaign promises and abandoning the American people with low wages...2021-12-281h 20The Short News PodcastThat Nancy Reagan Sloppy Spin CycleFinally, after finishing up final exams and final papers, Alex has returned to the studio to talk about current events. He might have omicron, he might not, we'll find out later, but he talks about the spreading variant and the historical importance of vaccines and vaccine mandates, all the way back to the Revolutionary War in the 1700s.
Afterwards, he rants about how he's scared of Elon Musk, and updates people on what the Biden Administration is up to (they got a new dog, still no new cat, ugh). Alex then sheds some light on the insider trading that happens...2021-12-211h 23The Short News PodcastSnack-Related Racial IssuesA day late, but it's finally here, the new episode of The Short News Podcast. Alex is excited for the Spider-Man movie after seeing the leaked set photos (don't look them up if you don't want spoilers!), and talks about going to movie theaters during COVID times.
There's news to talk about as well, a tornado destroyed an Amazon warehouse, killing 6 people, and Alex has a lot to say about how employees weren't allowed to go home before the tornado touched down. This leads to a rant about Amazon, Bezos, and commercial space travel ruining the environment. Also, California is...2021-12-141h 12The Short News PodcastInfluencer Dr. Fauci & Blocked by a CEOFollow the Socials: Twitter: @alex_madore Instagram: @alexmadore
Back with another Thursday episode, Alex starts off by ranting about the upcoming holidays, the supply chain, and the omicron variant. He then discusses the recent school shooting in Michigan and the need for better gun control.
There's problems brewing in the Supreme Court, as they're set to overturn Roe v. Wade, taking away women's rights to their own bodies, and that's only the beginning of the conservative plan to ruin human rights initiatives. But democrats are doing nothing about it, and Alex makes sure to call them out for their inactions.
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Back from the Thanksgiving weekend, Alex has a lot to cover, starting with how much he's been enjoying the metaverse lately. He explains the different apps and experiences, including Meta's Horizon Worlds, which is currently in beta but is going to be a major player in this industry, as well as others such as Rec Room and VR Chat.
Then it's back to current events. There's a new COVID-19 variant called Omicron so Alex talks about what that means for the world and pandemic recovery efforts. Also on the topic of COVID-19, Ted Cruz has...2021-11-291h 03The Short News PodcastAlex vs the NFT CommunityMERCH: Ironic JPEG Cat NFT Crewneck sweatshirt and more apparel: https://my-store-11508079.creator-spring.com
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Another week, another episode of the Short News Podcast. Alex talks about Joe Biden turning 79, and reacts to the Rittenhouse trial verdict which was reached on Friday. He then moves on to talking about Thanksgiving, and avoiding conflict when visiting family, and ties that in with an update on the COVID-19 pandemic here in the United States.
Then we get into some drama. As a user of Rarible, the NFT marketplace, Alex has noticed a specific user on the site who is...2021-11-221h 30The Short News PodcastDrake Bell caught in 8K 120 FPS UHD No FilterWe're back with another Thursday episode, and guess what? It's officially been two years of The Short News Podcast, so Alex celebrates that a little bit, updates on his experience getting the COVID-19 booster shot as well as flu shot, and then proceeds to complain about anti-vaxxers for way too long. He then moves onto politics, and makes fun of Representative Paul Gosar for his weird anime video displaying his sick obsession with AOC.
Moving on to the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, Alex has predictions about what's going to happen, and talks about how the judge seems to be in love...2021-11-181h 19The Short News PodcastPresident Joe Bidet (Not a Typo)Get some JPEG Cat merch: https://my-store-11508079.creator-spring.com
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Back from the weekend, Alex rants about the most recent SNL episode, and complains that their Ted Cruz and Joe Rogan impersonations need some work. Then he finds out about a tweet that Tim Pool put out about sex workers, so he roasts Tim for his terrible take on this topic.
But of course, not all is well on the democrat side either. Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsom aren't looking very good after Gavin attended, and Nancy officiated, an oil baron's daughter's wedding...2021-11-151h 13The Short News PodcastCry-le RittenhouseNew Merch: https://my-store-11508079.creator-spring.com
Back for another Thursday episode, Alex starts off with a rant aimed at anti-vaxxers (again), and debunks all the satanic theories about the Travis Scott Astroworld disaster, and updates on what the current situation is with the repercussions of that incident.
Then of course, it's time to talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse case. He was crying like a baby in court so you know there's a roast of that, as well as a recap of what happened that lead to this court case, and talk about the conservative podcast hosts who are mindlessly defending...2021-11-111h 26The Short News PodcastTed Cruz vs Big Bird: Dawn of Medical JusticeGet the new merch: https://my-store-11508079.creator-spring.com
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After taking a week off for school-related things, Alex has returned to make fun of politicians and comment on current events. It was a pretty crazy week, starting with Joe Biden seemingly falling asleep during an international climate conference, that was fun to see, wasn't it? Elections happened and democrats lost in the Virginia gubernatorial race, as well as losing many other elections, and there are consequences to come because of this.
Then Alex rants about billionaires not paying taxes but everyone else's...2021-11-081h 17The Short News PodcastJoe Manchin Deez NutsAlex is back from a week off, and is really angry about a certain two democratic senators who are ruining the democrat's package that they are trying to pass which would better the country. Of course they're doing this, they suck.
Joe Rogan is back in the news for ridiculing Pete Buttigieg for taking paternity leave, so Alex explains why traditional gender roles are ruining any chance of societal progress and makes an argument for paternity leave.
Then there's a discussion about how the right wing media is twisting the reality of things, and Alex listens to Tucker Carlson's most...2021-11-011h 15The Short News PodcastCrying Jordan Peterson & Alex Gets RoastedThis is a really fun, off the rails episode of the podcast. Alex starts off by making fun of Jordan Peterson for a video that recently went viral, where he's crying over the existence of even the idea of toxic masculinity. That then turns into a conversation about the problematic aspects of Chappelle's most recent comedy special and the recent Netflix walkouts that happened.
Then, there is war to be had with fat Twitter. A reporter for Slate wrote a terrible article shaming Adele for losing weight, and Alex has prepared a roast for this triggered reporter. He then moves...2021-10-211h 15The Short News PodcastCucker Tarlson vs. Some Old Guy Named JoeIn today's episode, Alex rants about the people who are protesting the vaccine mandates, causing there to be holdups in American society such as the 1000 cancelled Southwest flights because pilots are refusing to get vaxxed. It's a messy situation. The rant about anti-vaxxers turns into a rant about Mark Zuckerberg, as things tend to do.
Alex then spends a lot of time talking about his experiences living with OCD and how he's dealt with it throughout his life, as well as poked fun at it.
Tucker Carlson had a lot to say the other day about the current state of...2021-10-111h 37The Short News Podcast"Drake the type of dude to..."Starting the Monday off with some rants, Alex has a lot to say about NFTs and the current sketchy things happening there, including the insider trading scandal at OpenSea. He explains how people are spamming one dollar bids on expensive works and tricking people into sending them so they can resell them for thousands of dollars, and how to prevent this from happening to you.
The Pandora Papers were just released, which means Alex is extremely angry about all of the new financial information we're getting about world leaders and wealthy elite, and their tax avoidance methods. Alex turns into...2021-10-041h 22The Short News PodcastYikYak Politics and the Return of Dog the Bounty HunterAlex starts your week off with some TikToks about rappers before they add autotune, then discusses the medical professionals who are being fired for refusing to get vaccinated, while also ranting about anti-vax creators who are still spreading lies. Then he gives updates on the Gabby Petito case and the search for Brian Laundrie, providing peanut gallery commentary to the case. Dog the Bounty Hunter has joined the case and is now hunting Laundrie, and Alex thinks that's a huge joke.
YikYak has been ruined by angry conservatives with nowhere to go, and that's been a pretty upsetting thing to...2021-09-271h 36The Short News PodcastMosquito GT Edition and Triggered by MarioA lot has been going on, and Alex starts the episode with a rant about underpaid college professors who deserve better. Brian Laundrie is still on the run, and that gets discussed a little bit before moving into the Biden Administration's mishandling of the Haitian immigrant situation, and the whipping which was caught on camera at the border.
Although this is a left-wing show, Biden gets a handful of criticism today. From the mishandling of the immigration crisis, to the cutting of unemployment benefits in a failing job market, Alex has a lot of roasting to do. He also goes...2021-09-241h 03The Short News PodcastNorm Macdonald vs. SJWs and Trisha Paytas vs. the InternetThe episode starts off a little dark with an update on the Gabby Petito missing persons case, as a body was recently found that matches her description. Alex discusses past issues between Gabby and her significant other, who refused to cooperate and has now run off and gone missing, and wonders if the missing significant other is responsible for this potential murder case.
Afterwards, Alex rants about people trying to cancel Norm Macdonald literally two days after he died from cancer, because he made some jokes that made them feel uncomfortable. RIP Norm :(
After defending one person from cancellation, Alex...2021-09-201h 31The Short News PodcastJoe Rogan, The First Ever Podcasting HorseThere's so much going on this week, Joe Rogan is back and he's angry because everyone's clowning him for his covid situation, so you know Alex has to roast him for it, while providing quality evidence and sources to back what he is saying (this has never happened before, Alex actually being responsible). He then has rants about the other anti-vaxxers, but due to a new development, millions of Americans will be mandated to get the vaccine and there's a lot to talk about with that.
As always, there's more Karens to make fun of, Ted Cruz tweets to roast...2021-09-111h 20The Short News PodcastTed Cruz: Bounty HunterOnce again there are anti-vaxxers spreading dangerous lies on Instagram, and Alex is setting out to debunk everything they're saying while proving their sources to be unreliable.
Joe Rogan got COVID after spending more than a year downplaying it and telling people not to follow precautions, and Alex roasts him for "throwing the kitchen sink" at the virus because he's obviously panicking about his symptoms.
People in New York City are trying to get through the most recent hurricane which hit a couple days ago, there's a lot to talk about regarding the weather, climate change, and the end of...2021-09-031h 13The Short News PodcastVibe-Killer Keemstar and Boxing James CordenIn today's episode, Alex talks about the status of the conflicts in Afghanistan and updates on what the Taliban has been doing there, and rants about 3D-printed guns in America, Tony Hawk's blood skateboard, and the funny recording of Keemstar crashing Adin Ross's stream trying to be a hip young person. OnlyFans is also in the news again for reversing their plans to ban sexually explicit content, and Alex talks about that and celebrates the win for sex workers.
Additionally, Alex expresses extreme hatred for James Corden after he caused a traffic jam for some useless musical performance and challenges...2021-08-301h 39The Short News PodcastAre The Olympics Even Worth It This Year?Alex rants about people not getting vaccinated and the discussions of potential lockdowns due to the delta variant. He then talks about the Disney and Scarlett Johansson lawsuit, and then moves on to the Olympics and all of the drama surrounding it. There's a roast of Ted Cruz, as always, and then a look at some of the craziest exes caught on recording.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2021-07-141h 11The Short News PodcastAlex Takes on the Bible & Crazy ExesAlex starts it off with a story about miscommunication between neighbors which ended up looking really bad for a couple reasons. He then rants about Jeff Bezos some more because Jeff just seems like the worst dude to be around at a party. I bet he like, has everything so he's not amazed by anyone's stories. Ugh. What a nightmare.
Anyways, there's news on the incoming COVID-19 booster shots which somehow Alex finds a way to turn into an angry rant about the Ace Family and other influencers who are currently scamming people. Ted Cruz also gets roasted. Then Alex...2021-07-101h 51The Short News PodcastThou Wenches Art Not Loyal pt 3We're finally back! A lot has changed, the show is from a new location in a new studio with some crazy current events happening. Bill Cosby is free while Britney is not. Drake Bell might be going to prison after pleading guilty to endangering minors. Ted Cruz is annoyed that Biden is doing all the things Ted wishes he himself could take credit for. Alex has some life updates, and takes a break from making fun of Karens and instead reacts to people being caught cheating. The Short News Podcast is back and better than ever!
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2021-06-281h 05The Short News PodcastNFT Drama and Fauci's Uninteresting EmailsAlex rants about the NFT ClubHouse rooms and the gatekeeping problem within that community. People are mad at Biden and Harris and Fauci's emails get leaked but there really isn't much in there.
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Socia...2021-06-031h 29The Short News PodcastKim Kardashian's Garden & Biden Talks to InfluencersAlex discusses his journey quitting vaping and stopping with the pandemic doom-drinking after a year and a half of abusing his body "because of lockdown I'll stop after it's over". 50% of Americans are vaxxed. Asian hate is still an issue now being exacerbated by rumors of the virus's origin. Influencers ask Joe Biden the "important" questions. Kim Kardashian is being sued by her gardeners. Ted Cruz has some things to say about COVID. Karens and Kevins are still wreaking havoc all around the country.
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2021-05-241h 52The Short News PodcastAlex Goes on a RetreatA shorter episode today, things have been pretty busy so there's some Cruz roasts and Karen videos, and much more. Alex makes fun of the mayoral candidates for New York.
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At some point in the episode is the greatest film idea in all of Hollywood. Alex defends Billie Eilish from angry conservatives who are mad at her recent photoshoot. Billy Gates is going through a divorce, and Alex wonders if he's been cruising the DMs lately. Donald Trump Jr. has some things to say about the Chauvin verdict, and Ted Cruz thinks Republicans need to "grow a backbone." Because Ted is totally one to talk when it comes to backbones.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho2021-05-061h 19The Short News PodcastJake Paul's Dad vs Pete Davidson: The Battle for CloutAlex rants about all of the drama currently going on with influencers like Gabbie Hanna who likes to drive distracted very often, talks about recent instances of police brutality, and feuds with people who support the BitClout scam.
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The Short News PodcastTed Cruz and the Terrible TakeThere was a big boxing match this weekend between an old washed-up dad and a dude that dads everywhere protect their daughters from, and Alex slept through the main event, but has some things to say about it anyways, because that was so disappointing in so many ways.
White boy summer is coming up, and Chet Hanks is working extra hard on his Jamaican accent.
Ted Cruz makes sure everyone knows that he has no idea what human rights is, and Alex makes fun of him for a condition that cannot either be confirmed or denied.
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The Short News Podcast"Joe Rogan is a Thumb on Steroids.”A lot of craziness has been in the news, especially in the influencer space, where a certain white boy from Ohio is in some hot water for an alleged assault, and Alex discusses the allegations and listens to the victim's story.
Matt Gaetz is also on his way to being cancelled. Ted Cruz is being a little baby about some infrastructure spending.
Karens are still refusing to put on their masks.
Alex gets mad at Joe Rogan seemingly out of nowhere.
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The Short News PodcastJames Charles and the Terrible ApologyAlex is feeling good after the second dose of the vaccine, and has a lot to say to the people who are spreading lies about it. He then does a deep dive into the James Charles situation and how he got caught in 4K being extremely honest about some bad things. Ted Cruz gets roasted as always, and Alex defends Khloe Kardashian from angry fans.
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The Short News PodcastInfluencers Twerking in Jail & Legal WeedIt's been a good break, but the podcast is back and better than ever. Alex doubles down on what he said last episode about the James Charles allegations, and makes some prison jokes along the way.
After being forced to watch telenovelas against his will by his partner, Alex has learned a lot of interesting things about how women view the world compared to men, and tells men what they definitely don't want to hear: "Do better."
Cannabis is now legal in the state of New York, so there's that to celebrate, and a roast of Ted Cruz of course.
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The Short News PodcastMaking James Charles Fans AngryOver the weekend Alex started a feud with some James Charles fans over some gross events that have taken place in the last couple of weeks. He recaps what happened there and roasts the whole fanbase. It's okay though, James probably won't hear this since he's only interested in kids.
Alex learns more about the crisis at the border from an unlikely person.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Gets "Rich" off NBA Top ShotIt's been a crazy weekend, NBA Top Shot had a release on Friday afternoon of new packs and Alex made a hefty sum of money that day. Only problem is he is unable to withdraw the winnings until further notice, and has a rant prepared for that.
There's a lot of issues with hate crimes against Asian Americans, and it's important to discuss those so there is a segment of the show devoted to that, followed by another roast of Ted Cruz who seems to think no one should be allowed to immigrate to America. Then "Keeping up with the...2021-03-221h 14
The Short News PodcastAlex Gets VaccinatedAlex discusses the process he went through yesterday when getting the vaccine, and explains what MRNA is and what it does to put those paranoid minds at ease. NFTs are still a huge deal and he's already purchased a bunch of them and needs to tell the listeners all about them. Alex's professor loses it at him over email. Ted Cruz has some words for anyone who wants to come to the US to seek a better life. A lady in target refuses to put on a mask and makes a whole scene out of it, and she's about to...2021-03-181h 14
The Short News Podcast90 Day Fiancé Has Gone Too FarAlex has taken an interest in NASCAR (Jeff Gordon will always be a legend) and UFC, and talks about watching full MMA fights for the first time. 90 Day Fiancé's new season has taken a turn for the worst for Stephanie and the TLC camera crew hasn't done anything to help her out. Ted Cruz made a very fired up speech at CPAC and Alex hasn't seen it yet, so this should be interesting. A guy on reddit has a really uncomfortable situation involving his girlfriend and her friend "Todd" who's also in love with her, so I guess he n...2021-03-111h 42
The Short News PodcastTed Cruz but as an NFT (NFTed)Alex shares some great news for the podcast, and finds a way to diss every single person who didn't believe in him in his life, while teaching some life lessons about bad friends.
He also shares some thoughts on his fear of needles and how to potentially get over it prior to getting the vaccine, now that a bunch of them are approved.
There's a lot shaking up in Texas right now, you know, with them opening everything up as though there isn't a pandemic going on, and Ted Cruz is there to make it much worse. Alex has a...2021-03-031h 18
The Short News PodcastThe Crypto Rush & Return of the TrumpAlex talks about how insane the crypto and NFT market has gotten over the last couple of weeks, and really just talks way too much about Cryptokitties. Also there was some Republican Comic-Con type thing over the weekend that needs to be discussed, Orange Frog Face was there and had a lot to say about the current state of the country. Alex tells a story about trying to buy drugs back in college gone wrong, and makes fun of the newest Karens of the week.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Needs FriendsAlex has a small discussion about mental health and dealing with loss, and reaches out to the listeners. He goes over the worst things Rush Limbaugh has ever said and goes back to roasting the mayor.
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The Short News PodcastThe MAGAlorianAlex finds out that Ted Cruz has a podcast for him to roast. Donald Trump is having a beef with Mitch McConnell. Alex disproves the mask conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers with FACTS and LOGIC (Shapiro please don't sue me I'm just making a meme). An army of Karens storms the Trader Joe's wearing no masks.
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The Short News PodcastTed Cruz and the Terrible MulletAlex has a lot to talk about today. The impeachment is finished, and Trump got away with everything so I guess we have to deal with that, and deal with all the bs that Ted Cruz has to say about it all. "This is an act of rage by the democrats," alright Teddy, well so was the insurrection but by republicans.
He then moves on to talk about more important things, like getting his heart broken years back in college but realizing it was meant to happen that way for very good reasons.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Does True Crime & Healthy HolidaysAlex tries his hand at the true crime genre in a riveting story about one of the worst criminals to hit the streets, and rants about stimulus checks, family drama, and New Years resolutions. As always he updates you on the most recent Karen incidents around the country.
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The Short News PodcastThe Ghost Cat and an Angry McRib ReviewAlex finally talks about the news a little bit, and reflects on a potentially haunted (and adorable) situation in his apartment. He then recalls his traumatic experience trying the McRib (don't try it please it's not worth it), reviews the newest GTA Online update, and updates his review for Black Ops: Cold War. Karen trigger warning as always, because Alex then makes fun of a bunch of them for refusing to wear masks in stores, and decides whether or not a person on Reddit is indeed, the a-hole they are worried that they are.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Joins a Cult, and Retelling the "I Literally Died" StoryAlex just finished The Vow and that was insane.... He connects it to other cults and "seminars" that he's almost joined, and tells a story about a time in college that defined him.
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The Short News PodcastAlex vs Mayor De BlasioAlex has some choice words for New York City's mayor and his recent decisions.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Becomes a CyberbullyUse code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop at PawHabits.com to get some swag for your cat or dog!! Alex talks about the issues that are currently happening with the coronavirus, dunks on some conservatives for their reactions to Trump's loss, and mocks some Karens for being completely ridiculous.
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The Short News PodcastKim Kardashian has too much PrivilegeUse code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop for your dog or cat at PawHabits.com!! In today's episode, Alex defends Joe Rogan's Alex Jones episode, and gets really mad at the Kardashians. Seriously, to go on a private island and flex on all us normal people that covid is nothing to you is quite the move. Really makes everyone that isn't you feel absolutely horrible, just saying. But hey, big butts so that makes it okay.
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The Short News PodcastHow Alex Madore Found Himself at Summer Camp (I promise this isn't a religious thing)Use code ALEX15 at checkout when you shop at PawHabits.com to get 15% off your order for your furry friend.
Okay, so we start off with a little bit of a sizzle, some Trump rally highlights with a slight roast and then --BAM! -- mix in a pretty hearty amount of story time and emotional development and --BAM!.... No one remembers Emeril? Ugh. Well I do. Anyways here's the story of how I was inspired to make music and show it to the world, which, of course, starts as a story about a girl.
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The Short News PodcastQanon but with Jose Canseco FanCamsWe're back! Alex talks about the recent very sweaty town hall to start, then creates his own Qanon but instead it revolves around Jose Canseco and our newfound love for him and his adequate 1991 batting average. Alex makes one more attempt to change the never-Bidens and shouts out a very talented up-and-coming rapper.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Defends Bill Burr from the KarensShop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex goes over current events and makes fun of the Karens who are getting triggered by Bill Burr's monologue.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Ruins ReligionShop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex talks about gaming, the Lüm app and drama happening over there, as well as lampooning some televangelists.
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The Short News PodcastPam Stenzel Needs a Decent Man (Alex DESTROYS the Abstinence Argument)Create an account and order groceries with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ BONUS EPISODE!! You read that correctly. A couple beers in and full of caffeine, Alex returns for a special Saturday episode after a long day of gender studies class, and goes after evangelical speaker Pam Stenzel for her fear-mongering tactics to keep adolescents afraid of their sexuality.
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The Short News PodcastThe Many Mistakes of Alex MadoreCreate an account and get your groceries delivered with Instacart today: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Today Alex completely avoids discussing politics or news of any kind, and instead tells multiple stories about times where he made some poor decisions in high school and college, times when his heart was ripped out and stomped on, and ties it all back to mental health and taking care of oneself. It's a refreshing break from all of the psychotic stuff going on in the world.
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The Short News PodcastAlex Gets Heatstroke AgainClick Here To Create an Account with Instacart Today!! https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ
In today's episode, Alex talks about how ad hominem fallacies are used way too often in today's political world, and how to combat them in a debate. Then, your weekly dose of crying mukbangs, celebrity gossip, and relationship advice. This lady wants her boyfriend to give up his cat. I don't think so, not today.
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The Short News PodcastBanned from Ridgefield and Our First Guest: DeAndre WilsonAlex talks about the town drama that's still happening, taking on a state representative, and hosts his first guest, DeAndre Wilson of the Keep Rolling Campaign which raises money and awareness for cancer.
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The Short News PodcastTriggering the NASCAR PeoplePolitical tensions are only getting worse and it's seeping into NASCAR, we talk about it here and how marrying your sister is grounds for losing credibility in any argument.
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The Short News PodcastFTP and Celebrities Being StupidAlex talks about police brutality and racial injustices as well as covering the protests over the weekend. After cooling down a little bit he then goes over some celebrity gossip and answers some advice.
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The Short News PodcastApril 27, 2020: Alex Turns into Bill BurrAlex goes over the news but then it turns into a boomer-esque rant about people who don't vote.
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The Short News PodcastAlex vs the Cruise Ship PeopleToday Alex goes on an angry rant about people who go on cruise ships. There's more in the episode than that, but that's the main thing I guess.
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Alex MadoreJanuary 25 2020: Does Jeff Bezos' Head Look like His Head?January 25 2020: Does Jeff Bezos' Head Look like His Head? by Alex Madore2020-01-2542 min
Alex MadoreAlex Calls Out a CreeperAlex avoids the news because it's boring and all about impeachment, so skips all the way over the Relationship Advice. There's some serious creeps on this one, bruv. Also, the topic of porn in relationships comes up again and it's not my fault I swear.2020-01-2242 min
Alex MadoreJanuary 20 2020: Technical Difficulties and Relationship AdviceJanuary 20 2020: Technical Difficulties and Relationship Advice by Alex Madore2020-01-2039 min
Alex MadoreJanuary 19 2020: Bonus EpisodeJanuary 19 2020: Bonus Episode by Alex Madore2020-01-1927 min
Alex MadoreRed Dead's Horses are Too.... AccurateRed Dead's Horses are Too.... Accurate by Alex Madore2020-01-1841 min
Alex MadoreLil Traumatized - BFF's (feat. Alex Madore)Another song from the untitled Lil Traumatized project.2019-11-0804 min
Alex MadoreRun AwayRun Away by Alex Madore2019-11-0503 min
Alex MadoreLil Traumatized - Space Cowboy (feat. Alex Madore)Lil Traumatized - Space Cowboy (feat. Alex Madore) by Alex Madore2019-11-0404 min
Alex MadoreEyesEyes by Alex Madore2018-11-1903 min
Alex MadoreCan't Be Strong (Demo Cut)Written in 2014, Alexander Madore, for Album "Insomniac."2018-09-1703 min