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The Gory GaysI Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried."Put on your slickers and grab your fishing hooks because we’re going to the bluest town that’s ever existed to bury some bodies and keep some secrets! You guessed it gory bb’s, we’re slashing up and bleeding out the slasher classic, “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (1997), just in time for the release of the reboot! There’s much to discuss, ranging from the source material (did anyone know there was a book from the seventies?), to who was almost cas...2025-07-192h 36The Gory GaysReturn of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)“If looks could kill, he wouldn’t need a chainsaw.”Did anyone know there was a random entry in the “Texas Chainsaw” series starring Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey? Well, there is… and it’s also the only one in the series that features a Leatherface in drag, so naturally we are here for it, gory babies! Join us as we slash up and bleed out “Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (1994), perhaps one of the whackiest ‘horror’ films to come out of the nineties, of course there’s no wonder its lead actors didn’t want much...2025-07-112h 12The Gory Gays*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway (1993) [Audio Commentary]*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 7/7)Crack those knuckles, burn your sage, and prep yourselves for some truly bad screenwriting -- because we're skipping the first "Witchboard" and diving right into it's stupid sequel - Part 2: "The Devil's Doorway", but rest assured gory babies - it's basically the same movie, right down the bad directing and stupid script, all thanks to Kevin Tenney. Not even Stanley's crush on Ami Dolenz can save this terrible film, but hey, that won't stop him from slashing up and b...2025-07-0531 minThe Gory Gays*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Teen Witch (1989) [Audio Commentary]*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 6/26)Gory Gay Pride continues! It's an off week for Alex, so grab your spell books, your tutu's, and your hairspray and join Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the gayest eighties cult classic, the magical, most bonkers movie to exist, Teen Witch (1989)! Louise walked so every witch after her could run, and by the time we're finished here, you'll have every word of this movie (and every song) stuck in your head! Strange things will start to...2025-06-2333 minThe Gory GaysWe're Back! Happy Birthday To Us!Actually, though! — Alex makes his gory return to celebrate not only our birthday (remember, we share a birthday and it's literally today), but our long awaited (at least for Stanley) 50th episode where we finally take the time to slash up and bleed out the last six months of our lives -- what we've been up to, the places we've been, the changes that have occurred, and of course, the movies that we've seen!Included: our bloody thoughts on Sinners, Clown in a Cornfield, Fear Street: The Prom Queen, Final Destination: Bloodlines, and a few mor...2025-06-121h 16The Gory Gays*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt III - Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings (1993) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/30 @ 12pm)If you didn't know about Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings, you do now! Tune in with Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the most definitely forgotten sequel to the beloved late 80's monster-opus, but fear not, because there's as much to love as there is to hate with this messy sequel! Ami Dolenz, for starters, and tons of gory special effects thanks to early work of KNB! Remember, this is an intro clip only! so go b...2025-05-2924 minThe Gory Gays*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt. II - The Eyes of My Mother (2016) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/22)Happy (late) Mother's Day from us to you! Stanley gives some insight on serving tables on the beloved holiday, his adoration for Alyssa Milano, and ultimately, a narration on Nicolas Pesce's sometimes forgotten love-letter to silent horror of the twenties -- a nasty, quiet little movie from nearly ten years ago, led by an incredibly haunting performance from Kika Migalhaes.Go be a Patron today! She's a growing beast!www.patreon.com/thegorygays2025-05-2121 minThe Gory Gays49.5 Pt. 1 - Mikey (1992) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]“Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once, too.”Until we are able to record our 50th episode together, Stanley is going to do some solo audio commentaries — in a series we’re calling “49.5” For "49.5 Part 1", Stanley slashes up and bleeds out all things Mikey (1992), a twisted and often overlooked lil baddie about a killer kiddo with no real end goals and the stupid adults that surround him specifically for his disposal.Press play with me at 22:20 — and tune in for the next audio commentary coming your way soon! Sta...2025-04-281h 54The Gory GaysUltimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024Happy New Year to all of our gory lil bb's out there! We're so happy to give you our Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024 -- where we go over most of the releases of the last twelve months, wether we liked what we saw or forgot completely, and which ones resonated the most and left an impact on us and our fragile, decaying brains. We also talk Presence, Oscar nominations, Nosferatu, and more! Huge Thanks for all the patience as we've figured out our lives lately. Our hearts are with...2025-01-271h 25The Gory GaysSanta Isn't Real (2023)"Have yourself a scary little Christmas..." & a GORY ONE, too! For our final episode of the year, we thought we’d slash up and bleed out the gift that keeps on giving — "Santa Isn't Real” (2023) -- So, join us as we discuss uninvested performances / interesting acting choices from almost everyone (but in return a solid Scarlett Sperduto, and, by golly, a weirdly enough creepy Santa Claus villain — that VOICE !!! ) — and of course we blab about the chaotic plethora of other events that have taken place as of late, like randomly meeting Miko Hughes at the park the other day...2024-12-231h 17The Gory GaysThanksgiving (2023) [Audio Commentary]Put on your holiday best, kids, because today we're slashing up and bleeding out another Eli Roth flick for you and it's just in time for, well, THANSKGIVING! We're talking everything from Black Friday experiences of yesterday, That Hot Mom Turkey (if you know you know), the “Scream”-y dynamic between our youth group, and just how this little movie was birthed and came to be. We're so happy to be back!Press play with us @ the 15:00 mark!- TGGSupport the showInstagram @thegorygays / YouTube @thegorygays / Th...2024-11-151h 58The Gory GaysNight of the Demons (1988)NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) has become a Halloween favorite over the last 36 years (happy bday, baby!) and we’re here to slash it up and bleed it out for you — from the terrible dialogue, the more-than-effective effects, and Linnea Quigley’s infamous lipstick scene, we cover the bases and so much more! Listen today!www.thegorygays.com Happy Spooky Season, gory bb’s!— Alex & StanleySupport the showInstagram @thegorygays / YouTube @thegorygays / Threads @thegorygays / Patreon.com/thegorygays / www.thegorygays.com 2024-10-111h 43The Gory GaysBonus Episode: Trivia Night Pt. 2Hello gory boys and ghouls! It's been a year since our first and only episode dedicated to trivia, so we thought, why not do another one! Of course, we yack about some of the new things we're watching (mostly good, but nothing really rewatchable) -- but essentially this episode is aimed at Stanley torturing Alex with random questions regarding Halloween itself... like, what's the record for the fastest jack-o-lantern carving? Don't worry, we didn't know either! Listen to our cute little bonus episode NOW and we'll see you soon with another ghoulish horror film soon!- TGG2024-10-0759 minThe Gory GaysReturn To Oz (1985)Gory babies... it's our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!So naturally, we're slashing up and bleeding out perhaps our scariest film to date... and it's a Disney film...? Oh yes... it's finally time for RETURN TO OZ (1985), aka one of Stanley's personal favorites. Join us as we tip-toe down the Yellow Brick Road with young Dorothy (played here by Fairuza Balk in a lil powerhouse performance that set the tone for her career) and her smart-ass chicken, Billina (our actual spirit animal) -- and talk everything Oz, from our own obsessions with the original classic, how we feel about...2024-09-271h 58The Gory GaysA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) [Audio Commentary]"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming... she won't wake up at all."This movie needs no introduction. Join us as we (finally) delve into the madness and beauty of the original "Elm Street" film, directed and written by horror maestro Wes Craven. We slash up and bleed out not only this perfect piece of celluloid, and we also get heavy with our own nightmares and dreamscapes, touch on why this movie works all these years later, and dig into the importance of Fred Krueger as a horror symbol for the ages.And it's us, so...2024-09-151h 47The Gory GaysFreaks (1932) [Audio Commentary]We've unlocked another one of our commentaries from the Patreon! Join us as we slash up and bleed out Tod Browning's 1932 classic and notoriously unseen film, "Freaks"! What a fucking gem of a movie you guys and we are genuinely excited to shed some well-deserved light on it (as freaks ourselves, ya know), so please, do yourself a favor and press play on the movie with us at the 15:33 mark!Remember our convo is unfiltered, unedited, and pure. We adore this movie very, very much.And even if you decide not to watch a...2024-09-151h 23The Gory GaysHocus Pocus (1993) [Audio Commentary]You read that right! We're celebrating Halloween early, gory bb's! We unlocked our first Patreon audio commentary from back in July and have given it to you for FREE! Just a little taste for what you can get when you subscribe! We had so much fun slashing up and bleeding out everyone's favorite family classic about a trio of sister-witches on the hunt for children souls on Halloween Night.But don't worry -- we spent a few good minutes chatting about LONGLEGS first... something we saved specifically for this conversation. We didn't spoil it, though, so you're...2024-09-092h 00The Gory GaysFreaks (1932) [Patreon Clip]Join us* as we slash up and bleed out Tod Browning's 1932 classic and notoriously unseen film, "Freaks"! What a fucking gem of a movie you guys and we are genuinely excited to shed some well-deserved light on it (as freaks ourselves, ya know), so please, do yourself a favor and press play on the movie with us at the 15:33 mark!Remember our convo is unfiltered, unedited, and pure. We adore this movie very, very much.And even if you decide not to watch along with us as your co-hosts, find the time to do so...2024-08-1915 min
The Gory GaysWar of the Worlds (2005)Happy 40th Episode from us to you!We close out our random but exciting “Blockbuster Summer” theme with not only a Spielberg film, but a Tom Cruise vehicle to boot — 2005’s WAR OF THE WORLDS, a movie where tripod aliens erupt from the earth after being sent down from lightning bolts and then decimate people with their laser blasts so they can steal their clothes and live off their blood. Can we get any gayer than this?! And don’t you worry, gory babies! We also give a few moments of praise to Hunter Schafer’s nutter-butt...2024-08-121h 56The Gory GaysJoy Ride (2001)"Don't screw with people you don't know."We’re taking you back to the days of CB radios and when Paul Walker was our leading man (and Leelee Sobieski was the leading lady, even…) My, oh my, was 2001 a different time, and did we love it or what? That’s right gory goats, we’re covering John Dahl’s road-trip black horror-thriller, JOY RIDE, and we’re here to remind you that it still slaps and it slaps hard! It’s got comedy, thrills, double the “schmazz” (that’s what Alex calls man-butt), tense cornfield chase scenes, suspense, dirty mote...2024-08-051h 49The Gory GaysDante's Peak (1997)We'd like to consider Episode 38 our "Summer Blockbuster" film, and for the following reasons:a) it's mostly an action filmb) Pierce Brosnanc) it's not TWISTERSd) refer to "c"Everyone tune in now as we slash up and bleed out our first natural disaster flick - and a collective fav, as it turns out - DANTE'S PEAK (1997), directed by Roger Donaldson and co-starring Linda Hamilton (and before the haters come for us, we're aware AND ashamed that we completely skipped over the fact that she starred in Children of the...2024-07-292h 00The Gory GaysDead Alive (1992)Welcome back to Episode 37 of The Gory Gays, bloody babies! We’re discussing Peter Jackson’s entirely insane 1992 comedy-splatter film, DEAD ALIVE (aka BRAINDEAD) — a movie so gory that it’s almost shocking. Listen now as we (Alex and Stanley, in case you've forgotten... it has been a minute!) slash up and bleed out this crazy ass film (meaning yes, lots of spoilers), as well as give our two cents on the latest theatrical mess that is TWISTERS (please… just don’t) and also discuss what’s to come for the next few weeks. Don’t forget to leave us a blurb on Ap...2024-07-221h 53The Gory GaysLove Lies Bleeding (2024)We're closing out Pride Month with another lesbian-thriller for all of our gory gaybies. LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024) is the second directorial effort from Rose Glass, and we'll just tell you now, it's everything you might want and more from a bloody queer vehicle driven by Kristen Stewart, with Katy O'Brian riding shotgun and Ed Harris and Jena Malone in the backseat. What a fucking cast! What a script! We have quite literally NOTHING bad to say about this film -- but oh so many great things -- so tune in now as we slash up and bleed out everything 1989...2024-06-241h 57The Gory GaysWhat Keeps You Alive (2018) [Audio Commentary]We told you last week we had you covered for Pride, and don’t we ever? WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE (2018) is an intense queer horror thriller made just for US! Filled with broken bones, lots of blood, great music, and two stellar lead performances that will certainly make you feel something. Also, we slash up our Monsterpalooza ‘24 experience, as well as our thoughts on the new theatrical release IN A VIOLENT NATURE - (spoilers, we really liked it!) - as well as HIS HOUSE (you can watch it on Netflix by the way; we liked that one too!) And you know...2024-06-112h 30The Gory GaysWhat Keeps You Alive (2018) [Audio Commentary]2024-06-102h 30The Gory GaysThe Coffee Table (2024)We’re kicking off Pride Month with a real one for ya: and that would be Caye Casa’s very, very dark and very, very disturbing Spanish film, THE COFFEE TABLE (released in the States in 2024, but in its home country in 2022)… and while it may not have much to with anything LGBTQ-related (don’t worry, we gotchu soon), there’s still plenty to slash up and bleed out, including but not limited to bad relationships, teen Lolitas and their trampy mothers, subtitles that may or may not translate accordingly, current Shudder releases, and… well… babies… With that being said, we’re goin...2024-06-031h 29The Gory GaysLate Night With the Devil (2024)“Do not adjust your set.”We didn't even realize until this very episode, episode 33, that we haven't covered a current theatrical release yet! So, here you go: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024) -- it came out just a couple of months ago, and now, you can watch it in the comfort (or discomfort, however you decide to watch your horror) of your own home [we like Shudder] -- listen now as Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out Alex's favorite genre - possession, baby! - , and we also touch on the recent THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 (hot garb...2024-05-261h 43The Gory GaysMother's Day (1980) [Audio Commentary]“They never forget their mama.”Happy (late) Mama’s Day to all those Mom’s out there! To honor all of ‘em, we give you our audio commentary for what we consider to be one of the greatest horror movies to be made (for a number of reasons), and that would be MOTHER’S DAY (1980). Listen to Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out this fan-fav right now! The watch-a-long is available on YouTube… You’re welcome! 🥹Press play with us at the 10:54 mark! On YouTube, you can press play at 8:54!We're back next...2024-05-171h 48The Gory GaysThe Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)"If you're lucky, you die first."Alex and Stanley conclude their Salty Sequels theme with the much-better-than-it-should-be THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT (2018)! Baby Scream Queen-in-the-making Bailee Madison stars (just ask her) as a whiny teen who is fighting for her life in a secluded trailer park, targeted by the masked assailants from the first movie, who are still looking for Tamara all these years later. It might sound silly, and at times, it's def salty, but trust us, it's fun, mean, and an agreeably bloody time. Listen now on all podcast platforms! We also dish o...2024-05-091h 37The Gory GaysThe Blair Witch Project (1999) [Audio Commentary]"In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary called ‘The Blair Witch Project’.A year later their footage was found."Episode 30 + Lonnie's Lottery = THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)Easily one of the greatest horror films ever made, join us, Alex and Stanley, as we slash up and bleed out this classic found-footage movie that sparked a wave of imitations, two salty sequels, and a reboot that is currently in the works. Thanks so much for "stick"-ing (get it?) it out with us thes...2024-04-241h 32The Gory GaysHello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)“In 1957, Mary Lou Maloney went up in flames. Now she’s back… and she’s burning mad.”We're back, and we don’t think there’s a saltier sequel out there than HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987) -- and here’s why: Mary Lou Maloney, baby! Plain and simple ! Tune in to Episode 29 today as Alex and Stanley slash up and bleed out everything #PromNightII, from the crazy eighties hairstyles, the meta horror commentary, all the way to the batty prom sequence that gives CARRIE a run for her money (we’re being salty, of course, but it's a banger...2024-04-151h 46The Gory GaysPoltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)Salty Sequel Month moves forward with POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (1986)! Set one year after the events of the first movie, the Freeling Fam have relocated to Arizona to get on with their lives, but of course, the ghosts of Cueste Verde aren’t finished with li’l Carole Anne just yet so they’ve followed them there in the form of the scary-ass Reverend Kane. Join us as we talk cursed movies, Zoloft, our favorite final girls, the new GHOSTBUSTERS (you can skip it), Stanley’s go-to-sequels. and whether or not this particular follow-up to the beloved 1982 classic is worth...2024-04-081h 57The Gory GaysThe Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)We have another 25th birthday in the house with another underrated sequel -- 1999's THE RAGE: CARRIE 2, starring Emily Bergl as the half-sister of Sissy Spacek's iconic Carrie, a troubled girl trying to keep her supernatural powers under wrap while trying to fend off a group of evil popular kids. It's actually better than it has any right being (we think) -- so join us as we talk Stephen King connections (they exist, we promise), lazy writing, toxic masculinity / evil cheerleaders, production drama, and a bitchin' finale that may not live up to the original exemplary prom setpiece, but...2024-04-012h 12The Gory GaysVideodrome (1983) [Audio Commentary]Alex and Stanley are inserting their favorite gooey beta-cassette’s into each others stomach-slits this week (watch the movie) to slash up and bleed out Daddy Cronenberg’s visually stunning and self-aware horror opus VIDEODROME (1983) — starring a beautiful (but underused) Debbie Harry as a sexy radio host and James Wood as a producer of a sleazy cable network, both of whom become involved with a very scary underworld of murder and insanity and vagina stomachs. Only Cronenberg could make a movie like this! Listen to our audio commentary from Lonnie’s Board TODAY! We’re back next week with THE RAGE...2024-03-211h 44The Gory GaysLeprechaun 4: In Space (1997) [Audio Commentary]Happy St. Patrick's Day from us to you! Enjoy our audio commentary on the fourth entry in the LEPRECHAUN series: IN SPACE! Who would have thought? And also... dare we say that we kind of had fun? HA! These films are definitely hit or miss, but this one has a little bit of something for everyone we think: bad special space effects, terrible elementary make-up, soap actors who would probably fare better within the adult entertainment industry, and of course, the wonderful Warwick Davis in the title role! We're sure there's a drinking game in here somewhere... Have fun...2024-03-171h 46The Gory GaysInfinity Pool (2023)Have no fear, gory babies, because we’re back with a new episode! Forgive the horrific lag - Stanley’s been zombified — but he’s better now and he and Alex are more than thrilled to slash up and bleed out Brandon Cronenberg’s INFINITY POOL (2023) - and what a perfect movie to begin March Madness at The Gory Gays! It's weird, has gobs of gore and nudity, and it's trashy, so of course we liked it. Other chat highlights include the latest news on SCREAM 7, something we’re both very excited about, shitty movie sequels we've watched (we're looking at y...2024-03-142h 03The Gory GaysCherry Falls (1999)Our “Love Hurts” month ends with the Geoffrey Wright-directed CHERRY FALLS (1999), which celebrates its 25th birthday this year (kind of — listen to the episode for more on that.) Brittany Murphy stars in this controversial and heavily tampered with slasher about a serial killer in a small town targeting virgins, causing the local teens to fight back and have a crazy sex party to get themselves off of the endangered list. Does it work? Has this aged well? It’s super horny, awkward, and semi-problematic — but what does it meeeeannn??? Listen to US as we slash up and bleed it out for you...2024-02-292h 03The Gory GaysThe Thing (1982)We’re back with another John Carpenter classic, and that would be 1982's chilly creature feature, THE THING -- starring everyones favorite Kurt Russell (and his beard) as a bad-ass helicopter pilot fighting a shapeshifting entity in Alaska... err, Antarctica. This is our second selection from Lonnie's Board, a first time-watch for both of us (Stanley had only ever seen half of it) and you bet your flamethrowers we're more than heated to slash it up and bleed it out for all of you gorehounds, as it somehow fits right in with our "Love Hurts" theme... we suppose? 2024-02-221h 30The Gory GaysThe Love Witch (2016) [Audio Commentary]For Valentine's Day, we invite you to sit down and watch THE LOVE WITCH (2016) with us! It's been a minute since the last time we did an audio commentary, and while this movie may not seem very fitting for a horror podcast, it was still fun to slash up and bleed out on this gory little day of bleedin' hearts (or in this case, the day after!) For those of you who have seen this weird throwback to a way different era, let us know your thoughts! We hope you had a horrific V-Day and we are looking forward...2024-02-152h 11The Gory GaysThe Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)We’re so proud to give to you guys our 20th episode — and the fact that we get to utilize it to talk about THE BLACKCOAT’S DAUGHTER (2015) makes it all the more exciting (if you didn't know, it's one of Stanley's all-time favorites!) We’ll keep this short and sweet so you just listen to the episode — but we WILL tell you that this is a must-watch, and we hail it a damn perfect movie! Keirnan Shipka is a revelation, and Emma Roberts also shines in this Osgood Perkins-directed gem that everyone should watch as soon as they possibly c...2024-02-081h 56The Gory GaysCam (2018)And just like that, we're in the month of love, and we're starting things off with a (kinda) sexy, (kinda) insane bang: 2018's "Cam" -- written by former cam girl Isa Mazzei. This is a (kinda) dark exploration into the life of a cam performer named Alice, played to perfection by Emmy nominee Madeline Brewer, who's life is shaken to the core when her identity is stolen from her by an online presence. Listen now as we talk all things doppelgangers, Winnie the Pooh, shitty tech support, "Yellowjackets" (because of course), Alice in Wonderland, and...2024-02-011h 36The Gory GaysHereditary (2018)We don't think "Hereditary" (2018) needs any sort of introduction, so just give this ol' episode a listen if you want to hear us talk everything Toni Collette (she was robbed of an Oscar nod, and we don't think anyone would disagree with us on this), everything Paimon (Alex is an expert apparently, which should come to no one's surprise), and we also get down with Ari Aster's filmography, what we like about his movies, and then some! Stick around until the end if you want to hear the movies we're covering for the entire month of February...2024-01-252h 00The Gory GaysIncident In A Ghostland (2018)INCIDENT IN A GHOSTLAND (2018) is a weird little movie that we believe didn't achieve what it originally intended to, but it still brought enough to the table for us to slash up and bleed out for you so join us this week as we talk dope doll-costumes, awesome isolated house set pieces, pastels, home invasions done right, BUT how ignorant writing can almost make a movie unwatchable... we're looking at you Pascal Laugier (look up "transphobia", sir.) Also, this movie has some insane behind-the-scenes drama involving a nasty accident with one of the main stars... we talk about that, t...2024-01-151h 25The Gory GaysChristine (1983)Today we’re revving up our Plymouth Fury’s and talking about John Carpenter’s 1983 take on Stephen King’s novel, CHRISTINE— a fine little tale about a boy and his car. Of course, there’s a little more to it than just that (we have two masters of horror coming together behind one possessed wheel and perhaps a wee bit too many homoerotic undertones!) so you better believe there’s a lot to talk about here — tune in now and listen up as we slash up and bleed out our first vehicles, John and Stephen’s work in general (and what...2024-01-081h 22The Gory GaysMidnight Kiss (2019)Happy New Year's, Gory Goons!We're happy to be here at the stroke of midnight on the 'eve of 2024 to give you a "Midnight Kiss" (2019) -- and how fun slash convenient is this?! No, seriously... this episode is dropping at MIDNIGHT on New Year's Day of 2024... making you, our listeners, our midnight kiss.. get it?... did we have to explain it? Well, we did, and you're welcome, and now that we have that out of the way: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WITH US and we're so happy to ring in a gory...2024-01-011h 42The Gory GaysBlack Christmas (1974)Merry, Gory Christmas to all!Six Weeks Of Holiday Horror comes to a terrifying conclusion with "Black Christmas" (1974) -- and we're not sure that it needs any further explanation. Maybe you should just listen to the episode. This movie paved the way for movies like "Scream" and "Halloween" -- and we can't ham it up enough! We talk Olivia Hussey's insane phone greetings, Margot Kidder's amazing performance as a druken sorority sister, and how much we love dirty prank calls... long as they're done right, that is.It's been...2023-12-251h 35The Gory GaysIt's A Wonderful Knife (2023)On the fifth week of Holiday Horror, the Gory Gays gave to yoooooou..."It's A Wonderful Knife" (2023)! It's our first time covering a theatrical release, and we're so so excited to slash it up and bleed it out for you because it has something for everyone: Christmas, bloodshed, lots of gay stuff, and Jess McLeod! Of course, it wouldn't be a Gory Gay episode without us breaking down a few recent watches (we strongly recommend "Inside" (2007) and are very much considering a month dedicated to nothing but French splatter; and we're telling you...2023-12-181h 12The Gory GaysJack Frost (1997)We’re back with our fourth episode of the Six Weeks of Holiday Horror, and we don’t know if it’s a good thing or not, but we give you… "Jack Frost" (1997) — that delightful little snowman movie that you either saw and loved or saw and absolutely freaking loathed. Tune in now to hear our thoughts on this tacky trash cult film from Michael Cooney; we also discuss Stanley’s love for Mandy Moore, we give a little bit of love to Shudder, and we have a quick round of trivia for old times sake! See you next week...2023-12-111h 23The Gory GaysSilent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker (1991)Six Weeks Of Holiday Horror continues with "Silent Night Deadly Night 5" (1991) — AKA the movie that finally broke Mickey Rooney. We’re not sure why this movie isn’t talked about more, but you better bet we’re happy as heck to give it a little love this Christmas season. Some of you might not even know there are more than two in this hit-or-miss series, but we think y’all might have some fun with this particular entry, mostly for Mickey’s insane, paid-in-whiskey performance, the special effects by everyones 90’s go-to for low-budget horror, Screaming Mad George, and a bo...2023-12-061h 24The Gory GaysElves (1989) [Audio Commentary]We're switching things up for you for our 10TH episode! To celebrate our milestone (hey, we're easy over here), we're providing you with an audio commentary on the super trashy and offensive "Christmas" (...?) film (...?), "Elves" (.......?) (1987/1989, pick one) -- and not only is there an audio version available, but there is a REACTION VIDEO available too, over on our YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! YES, WE'RE DOING THINGS OVER HERE AT THE GORY GAYS!!! ALL FOR YOU GUYS!!! It's the season of giving, and it's only going to continue as the Six Weeks of Holiday Horror roll on. Please enjoy this si...2023-11-271h 47The Gory GaysHome For the Holidays (1972)We cordially invite you to celebrate Six Weeks of Holiday Horror here with us at The Gory Gays! First up, we have "Home For the Holidays" (1972) -- a made-for-TV gem starring Sally Field that we're pretty sure a lot of you have never even heard of; it was definitely a first time watch for us! And although Stanley mistook it for a Thanksgiving day movie (it's definitely Christmas), we still had a lot of fun with it -- what's not to love?! Bitchy middle-aged women, super thin eyebrows, a very drunk Jessica Walter, and a slicker-wearing murderess...2023-11-191h 19The Gory GaysCabin Fever (2002)Finally, an actually GORY movie! We know you've all been waiting for one, and we're excited to talk about one... and which one better than this insane bloodbath?!!(And get ready, because this one's our long one!) Gore Maestro Eli Roth literally burst onto the horror scene back in 2002 at TIFF (and then in the US a year later) with his feature film debut, "Cabin Fever", and since then, it's garnered mad respect from the likes of Peter Jackson and it's spawned two sequels and a remake, all of which we discuss in o...2023-11-091h 53The Gory GaysUrban Legend (1998)What's your favorite scary movie?Oh wait, wrong movie. What's your favorite urban legend?Tune in now to listen to your favorite Gory Gays break down the 1998 'teen' slasher (where every teen is at least 30) "Urban Legend" - while Stanley praises the music and the campiness of Rebecca Gayheart's performance, Alex stands behind the gloomy background of the actual legends themselves, but ultimately we think everyone can agree we are anti-Natalie, and really… did we even need this film? We also discuss the beauty of Loretta Devine, Danielle Harris breaking out from he...2023-11-021h 29The Gory GaysHalloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)It’s our Halloween episode, gory friends!Considered the bastard stepchild of the “Halloween” franchise, we quite like this weird sci-fi third (by name only) entry of the series! If you are capable of removing Michael Myers from the equation (you’d better, because he’s not in the movie… or is he?) then you might just enjoy it and all of its kooky glory. There might not be a knife-wielding maniac chopping up babysitters but there IS a witchcraft-dabbling toy-maker out to sacrifice all the children of the world via creepy masks on All Hallow’s Eve...2023-10-261h 21The Gory GaysTrick 'R Treat (2007)We’re only two weeks away from All Hallows Eve, if you can believe it, so it only makes sense to talk about “Trick ‘r Treat” (2007) Why? Well, it’s become a beloved classic since it’s confusing direct-to-DVD release… it has an amazing ensemble cast including Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, and Dylan Baker… and dude, if you need a genuinely scary, dark, and fun movie that just screams the season, this is simply the one! It’s probably one of the best anthology films out there, too, with hands down one of the greatest werewolf transformation scenes you’ll ever see on cellu...2023-10-1959 minThe Gory GaysBonus Episode - Horror Trivia NightBecause the time has come for Alex and Stanley to duke it out SOLELY over some Horror Trivia!Have a safe and Spooky Friday the 13th, everybody! If you want to listen to Stanley review "Friday the 13th Part 3(D)" go listen to Fun With Horror TODAY - where he and Scotty slash up and bleed out the third entry (and possibly even one of Stanley's favorites) in the franchise! Otherwise, enjoy this special episode where Stanley and Alex fight to the bloody death in a spectacular pursuit to see who will reign su...2023-10-1322 minThe Gory GaysThe Worst Witch (1986)Take a ride with us on the wobbliest of broomsticks as we discuss 1986's goriest film of the year (hahaha)-- "The Worst Witch" -- starring a young Fairuza Balk as a klutzy young witch who just can't cut it at Miss Cackle's Academy. This made-for-television Halloween classic is a beloved children's film that has high nostalgia-factor for Stanley and is a first-time watch for Alex - have any of you seen it? It's available on YouTube, so feel free to check it out prior to our episode, as we do talk about it in great witchy l...2023-10-121h 04