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Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageUnattended Baggage Episode #186: Knee-deep in pistachiosEpisode #186: Knee-deep in pistachiosI’m Alex Snitker and I have diabetes, Adrian learns his subconscious economic indicator, government panel recommends disarming the US military to save lives, getting high as a zombie, AZ violates Constitution to enforce socialist patriotism, BootieGig channels Dukakis, Gen Z ain’t gettin any, and Biden whips out a brass pair.Hour 1: https://unattendedbaggage.podbean.com/e/episode-186-knee-deep-in-pistachios/ Hour 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-186-hour-79200972 Hour 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-186-hour-79200975 Unattended Baggage Show Notes 02/25/2023So the gun is the...
2023-02-2559 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageUnattended Baggage Episode #142: Can you feel the love tonight? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-04-1659 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #141: Free Speech for Me, Not for TheeAlex may be losing 33% of his friends, Adrian thinks it’s actually 50%, Musk guarantees he won’t get Trumped on Twitter, Cali has most gun laws AND most gun violence – but fails to see the connection, FBI’s kidnapping plot fails to get any convictions, how Zelensky is becoming 21st Century Churchill and mainstream media says COVID conspiracy theorist were right all along. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-04-0959 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #140: From Hollywood to Moscow, it’s the Era of the B*tch SlapAlex has $25 lobster mac ‘n cheese on Indian reservation, Adrian plays ‘No True Scotsman’ card, we hope that Trump and Hunter Biden share the same prison cell with Epstein’s guards watching them, Google founder helps to build Terminator army, Joe Biden’s dementia may actually save the world, and are Congressional coke-fuelled orgies ADA compliant? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-04-021h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #139: Honestly, nihil est verumAlex will grant you one favor on this the day of his “daughter’s” dance, Adrian discovers the fundamental flaw of humanity…then realizes his theory is fundamentally flawed, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Dodge Cruz grill Lawyers in Love, future Best Actress recipients likely men, we dig into Putin’s brain, and hopefully the giant solar flare is coming soon. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-03-261h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #138: Drones track Juicee chick assassins with OrbeezAlex once again wants to commit genocide over fast-food drive-through rudeness, Starbucks saves the planet by becoming 7-11, just admit it – you wouldn’t do a damn thing if America got invaded, Cuomo was secretly stacking bodies while basking in praise for his COVID response, the odds of a global apocalypse sadly decrease, and what’s with all these Russian-speaking Mexicans? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-03-191h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #137: It ain’t over ‘til the skinny lady dancesAlex goes full Gay Frog while Adrian tries to restore his faith in government, one man’s bioweapon lab is another man’s Wuhan, NeoCons should put their body where their mouth is, somebody should take away Biden’s hashtag privilege, IRS spends Billions on 1960’s computer system to audit the poor, and Vax pushing Florida pediatricians ask, “Yeah, but did they die?” This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-03-121h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #136: Let’s drop the big one and see what happensAlex leers lasciviously at leotards, Adrian’s personal broken window fallacy, Magnolia Thunderpussy just meant Russians should show Putin a good time, don’t shoot the reactors, news is now a felony in Russia – but still only a misdemeanor in US, Melinda throws Bill under the Epstein, and we discuss the upside of a global thermonuclear war. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-03-051h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #135: We’re back in the USSRThe left learns citizens with assault rifles are a good thing, Adrian learns a better recipe for Molotov cocktails, Alex learns how to say “go f*** yourself” in Russian, the right fails to learn anything at all, police fail to learn Minority Report was a cautionary tale, and will we all learn a nuclear holocaust is best hope for humanity’s survival? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-02-271h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #134: Nelson Mandella effects Adrian’s charity chop shopAlex recovers from Jazzercise, FDA executive admits it’s all about the Benjamins, the battle for Kyiv/Kiev may have just begun as Russia spins up her nukes, Hillary’s email server found in a file box at Mar-a-Lago and Trump’s ripped up documents found in her basement – or something like that, Epstein’s pimp didn’t kill himself either, and “Would you like to SuperSize your heroin?” This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-02-1959 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #133: We are your trusted source for mis- dis- mal-informationAlex keeps cool in travel hell, Weeble rapists in the Metaverse, robot dogs on the border, Fed plans to break the economy worse, Putin gonna start shootin, science shows we were right about COVID, ATF says they did actually make gun registry, CIA says they were spying on us all along, and DHS calls us terrorists for pointing all that out. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-02-121h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageThe Best of Unattended Baggage Volume #001Enjoy some of the great segments of the Unattended Baggage Show with Alexander Snitker and Adrian Wyllie This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-02-051h 58
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #132: The Spice MelangeJeff Goldblum takes all Alex’s money, only sisters qualify for SCOTUS – stupid SOBs need not apply, Ender’s Game robot war with Russia and/or China more likely every day, government kills refuge animals because they might die otherwise, semen is not 5G compatible, Disney to release “Snow Latina and the seven little people,” and space octopuses are really a thing. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-01-2959 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #131: Adrian’s Ego gets Mugged, Alex’s Yugo takes him to EgovilleOlympians told to bring burners ‘cause Xi will be listening, three good reasons to distrust government and do heavy drugs, your face is the new 1040 form, apparently the Fed doesn’t know they already have a digital currency, a person did something to some people that may or may not have been terrorism, and Tom Cruise gets one step closer to Xenu. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-01-221h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #130: Don’t Panic. It’ll all be over soon.Adrian mistaken for a bear, Alex is rollin’ tiny, Florida-style freedom branded authoritarian, record-breaking transgender swimmer finally beaten by another transgender swimmer, the Metaverse is gonna milk you, Army training to kick your anti-authority ass, Russia and US accuse each other of false flags…and they’re both probably being honest for once. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-01-1559 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #129: If you believe “My Body, My Choice,” you might be a Libertarian ZealotAdrian is convinced he’s either a prophet or a psychotic, Alex still living in his garage trying to understand fire, world-renowned virologist banned from social media for questioning vaccines he invented, SCOTUS poised to neuter POTUS, you’re a suspect because the algorithm says so, and “farm in a box” may be the way to feed the world. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-01-081h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #128: Men Are From Mars, and They’re Taking Over VenusAdrian confronts his New Year superstitions, Alex gets aroused by 3D house erection, NYC correctly offers race-based COVID treatment for all the wrong reasons, your digital assistant is trying to kill you, D-bags torch Southernmost Point buoy, China parades COVID rule-breakers through streets…and that’s the least totalitarian thing they’ve done this week. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2022-01-021h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #127: The Yuletide Tale How Momma Rocked the CasbahAdrian learns more of his origin story that he didn’t necessarily want to know, Alex’s Alexa gets an earful with the girls and a new massage table, Biden gives a Christmas wish of “Let’s Go Brandon,” we get all geeky with Science Sunday, GenX says 2020-2021 wasn’t so bad, and Conservatives say Trump is senile, but they still support him in 2024. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-12-261h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #126: Saving Matt Damon from Utopian AnarchyAlex encounters racist Jewish librarians, Adrian gets lost due to crippling paranoia, quoting the government will get you banned from social media, dogs and monkeys go to war, pedo prince says raping children is “constitutional,” AI argues for banning AI, NYC burns more natural gas to limit natural gas use, and why Trump vs. Hillary in 2024 would be awesome. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-12-181h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #125: A foggy night with Syd & the boysAlex and Adrian get carried away with music appreciation, scientists are “meh” over SuperAIDS COVID while media & governments freak out, Joel stashed the money in the John, Authoritarians gather to warn about Authoritarians spreading Authoritarianism, and the future looks bright as we stumble headlong into WWIII. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-12-1159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #124: We’ll call it SuperAIDS COVID if that’s OK with ChinaAdrian teaches kids how to drink beer properly, nearly a third of US military about to be fired, Jimmy Hoffa possibly found, trash-talking parrots offend zoo visitors, industry sour on Biden’s crude, Acme rocket launch misses Roadrunner, and aliens may actually just be humans with a bewildering array of forehead appliques. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-11-271h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #123: Let’s Go Colon! Hail to the Chieftess!Adrian loses major battle in Great Squirrel War, racist Rittenhouse found not guilty of killing white people, NIH pays scientist $13M to dispute Wuhan lab leak theory, Biden finally passes 7th grade economics, Russians play Star Wars, most Americans say, “Meh, I’m cool with a civil war,” and FDA promises to release adverse vax data in 55 years. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-11-201h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #122: Slaves Wanted: $660,000 Base Salary Plus CheerleadersAdrian has existential crisis over missing hands, Alex intervenes with hoarder, Pfizer CEO calls vax skeptics “criminals” day before report reveals he falsified vax side effect data, it’s up to us old men to repopulate the planet, new spaceship is WAY too sci-fi, Satanic ritual turns into concert, and I’ll have the Communism with a side of gold-plated steak. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-11-1359 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #121: R Anon and Racial Squid BiasSquirrels 1, Hawks 0, Facebook Metaverse wags the simulated dog, some elections happened or something, Mainers make food a Right -- but not how you think, the rise of UK troll jail, lost Amazonian tribe gets vaxxed, Elon calls UN’s bluff, Trumpster Karen loses her White Privilege, and global elite fly 400 private jets to stop global warming. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-11-061h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #120: 44 Puppies is a Tragedy, 5 Million People is a StatisticAlex is Kung Fu fighting...kinda, Adrian partially comes out as gender fluid, CIA operative claims he trained Lee Harvey Oswald as a sniper, government kills man over unmowed lawn, NYC braces for crime, fires, and uncollected trash in vax mandate standoff, and maybe NASA shouldn’t have spent all that money on fapping porpoises. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-10-301h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #119: We’re as accurate as Alec Baldwin with a prop gunNIH admits they did gain of function at Wuhan but say we shouldn’t focus on that right now, first responders risk jobs to say no to vax, ChiComs have your DNA, Florida wants your shipping containers, paranoia and psychosis are the “new normal,” vaccinated 84-year-old with Parkinson’s and bone cancer dies of COVID, Trump social platform touts free speech...as long as you don’t annoy him. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-10-2359 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #118: 2 Presidents, 1 CupAdrian has close call with poop in a box, robot dogs with machine guns are now a thing, this week’s solar flare disappoints by failing to cause apocalypse, airline pilots losing jobs for not getting vax -- weather blamed for flight delays, Epstein planned to spill beans on Clinton and Trump before not killing himself, and shoplifters are frustrated by empty store shelves. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-10-161h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #117: “Let’s Go Brandon,” says AT&T Spokesperson LilyAdrian sprains elbow patting himself on the back for accurate predictions, US sends troops to Taiwan and China vows to “eliminate” them, Facebook “whistleblower” cozy with government, God’s fire and brimstone apparently wasn’t a myth, and Biden makes a “television” call to hospital so friend can cut line after vax mandates cause staff shortages. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-10-0959 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #116: When The Civil War Comes, We’ll Side With The NinjasAdrian accuses Indians of cultural appropriation, Alex gets an offer he can’t refuse, almost half of Americans want to split up US and install dictators, YouTube CEO says they delete content because they believe in free speech, US special ops troops attacked by ninja, the Land Down Under the jail, and Treasury may forge one coin to pay them all. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-10-021h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #115: We Did It!Leaked document suggests Chinese, CDC, NIH and Gates Foundation collaborated to create COVID at Wuhan lab, Capt. Kirk will go to space for real, life imitates South Park again, one giant CO2 scrubber online...only 9,999,999 to go, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) says slavery wasn’t so bad, Bill Gates implies he killed Jeffrey Epstein, and Alex and Adrian give their Top 10 movies of all time. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-09-251h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #114: Government Always Lies, But They At Least Give You Dancing TacosClimate Change is apparently good for reducing immigrants, FBI says “My Bad” for not telling America that Saudi Government was behind 9/11, Fauci grudgingly accepts the science, HUD sells flood homes to unwitting Americans to keep FEMA well funded, Gen. Milley gave Trump a time-out and took away his nukes, Socialist Congresswoman blames racism for running her office like an evil capitalist. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-09-181h 00
The Brian Nichols Show319: THROWBACK: Republican Liberty Caucus vs. Libertarian Party (feat. Alexander Snitker, August 2018)Libertarian Party versus the Republican Liberty Caucus...?No, it's not a binary decision, but listen we go back in the archives on this THROWBACK episode as RLC executive director Alexander Snitker and I discuss the respective roles of the Libertarian Party and the RLC. We also tackle the question as to which organization is better at advancing liberty, the need for the Libertarian Party to take itself seriously, the issues with current [past] LP leadership, and the vision of the RLC going forward, including their partnering with Young American's For Liberty's "Operation Win at...
2021-09-1247 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #113: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Rise For Your Personal AnthemAlex plans to throw things at transvestites, Adrian gets excited about a new potential disaster, UF adds 100 AI professors, Biden says we shouldn’t mandate vaccines...then mandates vaccines, it’s not because you’re fat sweetheart, Florida pothole yields bananas, and will mind-reading car know you weren’t *seriously* thinking about running over that old lady? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-09-1159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-09-041h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #112: Is Climate Change Responsible for Male Pubescent Libido?Alex checks his privilege and confronts prejudice, Adrian finding and filling holes everywhere, rent-free tenants causing homeless landlords, debate brews whether birth control is a basic robot right, Biden in hurry to wrap up troop funerals, gUNs, vegans can believe it’s not butter, and Ida blamed CO2 if Ida known better.
2021-09-041h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #111 New and Improved - With 30% Less HumanAlex worships Trump Buddha and becomes a Bored Human, Adrian says the future of music is techno - like really hard core techno, Duke Energy wants you to be charitable to their profit margin, scientists shocked that our immune systems work, the Empire gives the Rebel Alliance a list of targets, and Octave Kid Fungi is apparently a thing now. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-08-281h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the JihadiNature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-08-2159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #110: Sand Wars: Return of the JihadiNature rebels against Adrian, Alex sends a telegram, America falls to 12-2-1 but still expected to make the Imperial Cup playoffs, Taliban uses leftover US facial recognition tech to more efficiently kill women and girls, robots do backflips over dreams of dominating humans, Republican accused of child sex trafficking accuses Democrat of incest...and people wonder why we’re anarchists.
2021-08-2159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #109 Fahrenheit 404Alex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph.Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-08-141h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #109 Fahrenheit 404Alex gets mad at the shrink treating his anger management, Adrian gets banned forever from YouTube because...something, Ph.Ds and high school dropouts agree on vaccines, Obama parties like it’s 2019, Hunter Biden makes a new porno in which he tells a hooker that his Russian drug dealer stole his last porno, and the US media pretends they didn’t see it.
2021-08-141h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #108 Jack Auffelot and the Sclerotic AllocutionAlex has an eclectic meth birthday, Adrian and his wife try swinging at a bar, US military creates AI Nostradamus, Nipple Ring Cuomo finally gets #MeTooed, human interplanetary exploration still waiting on a permit, walkthrough on defeating the level 29 Masc Lesbian boss, and China making faces after stealing your personal data. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-08-071h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #107: We’re Pulling Out Of This Show For Mental Health ReasonsAlex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-07-311h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #107: We’re Pulling Out Of This Show For Mental Health ReasonsAlex says deez nuts are getting old, Adrian begs for more spam, CDC joins in “The Fauci Two-Step,” programmer creates AI to replicate dead fiancé, NOT driving now causes global warming, government targets racist plants, and your reaction to Simone’s decision is more about you than her.
2021-07-311h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #106 Methinks The Fauci doth protest too muchAlex goes to some Chinese restaurant in Colorado, Adrian trains Catholic priests how to justify visiting gay hookup sites, new Ghislaine documentary causes NYC socialites’ sphincters to pucker, new climate study reveals scientists’ gender bias, China threatens to nuke japan, and be sure to try the new and improved Lambda variant...from the makers of COVID.
2021-07-241h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #106 Methinks The Fauci doth protest too muchAlex goes to some Chinese restaurant in Colorado, Adrian trains Catholic priests how to justify visiting gay hookup sites, new Ghislaine documentary causes NYC socialites’ sphincters to pucker, new climate study reveals scientists’ gender bias, China threatens to nuke japan, and be sure to try the new and improved Lambda variant...from the makers of COVID. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-07-241h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #105: How To Train Your AlligatorAlex’s sexual harassment of Adrian continues, DeSantis promises not to Fauch things up, a third of Americans want to secede (both parties), man makes megamind monkey, inflation hangs around like a couch-surfing relative, Biden siezes up when questioned by convenience store clerk, and Clockwork Orange makes its DFC debut. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-07-171h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #104 Red, White and Feeling BlueThe Cassandra Trigger (available on Amazon) moves up two spots on the Dystopian Future Chart, with 1984, Terminator, Splice and The Day After trailing closely behind, US leaves Afghanistan like a tenant with back rent, NC police unveil self-shooting guns, FBI solves Great Lego Caper, and sorry Jill, but WASP still sucks.
2021-07-101h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #104 Red, White and Feeling BlueThe Cassandra Trigger (available on Amazon) moves up two spots on the Dystopian Future Chart, with 1984, Terminator, Splice and The Day After trailing closely behind, US leaves Afghanistan like a tenant with back rent, NC police unveil self-shooting guns, FBI solves Great Lego Caper, and sorry Jill, but WASP still sucks. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-07-101h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #103 Welcome To Ignoring Reality 101, I’m Professor IndoctrinationAlex gets all hot and bothered about theater groupies, Adrian can’t figure out why people can’t figure stuff out, L.A. cops blow up a neighborhood then blame fireworks vendor, British politicians loved public surveillance until it started catching them with their mistresses, and the Philippines turn to phone sex workers to release tension with China.
2021-07-031h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #103 Welcome To Ignoring Reality 101, I’m Professor IndoctrinationAlex gets all hot and bothered about theater groupies, Adrian can’t figure out why people can’t figure stuff out, L.A. cops blow up a neighborhood then blame fireworks vendor, British politicians loved public surveillance until it started catching them with their mistresses, and the Philippines turn to phone sex workers to release tension with China. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-07-031h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #102: The Oxymoronicality of Congressional AnarchyAlex gives Rep. Massie an Anarchist Guild coin, Adrian plans to drive to DC and take it back, Alex successfully douches at RLC convention, cities across America deploy Daleks, it’s nuke ‘em or nothing, millions of American morons think Trump will be “reinstated,” and was McAfee’s suicide was one final troll job? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-06-2759 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #101 - Be Your Own Hero -- Never Meet Your HeroAlex falls back in love with the Libertarian Party, Adrian yells at his mom and gets sent to his room, QAnon is just a fancy word for troll job or FBI sting operation, I’m not saying it was a bat from a Wuhan lab...but it was totally a bat from a Wuhan lab, and Juneteenth is long overdue and another good reason to close government. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-06-191h 05
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #100 - Attending to Personal BaggageIn our 100th episode we unload some baggage when Alex realizes all that hate is burning him up -- not keeping him warm, Adrian’s fortress of solitude is under siege by his mother-in-law, how the FDA approved a drug that kills people because it’s worth $100B, Trump’s Bitcoin comments are 4-D chess for ages 3&up, and we’re wondering whether we just jumped the shark. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-06-121h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #099 - A Card-Carrying Member of the Wuhan Babysitter’s ClubAlex exposes his two-car boudoir, Adrian spends all morning rubbing his butt, Fauci’s own emails prove Rand was right about Wuhan, drone AI autonomously hunts humans, FBI tries to track people who read news story, DOJ hacks reporters emails to find leak, and can my sex robot look like RBG? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-06-0559 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #099 - A Card-Carrying Member of the Wuhan Babysitter’s ClubAlex exposes his two-car boudoir, Adrian spends all morning rubbing his butt, Fauci’s own emails prove Rand was right about Wuhan, drone AI autonomously hunts humans, FBI tries to track people who read news story, DOJ hacks reporters emails to find leak, and can my sex robot look like RBG?
2021-06-0559 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #098 - How come it gets big sometimes and points up in the air?Alex takes boarders back to Ohio, Adrian tells court “don’t tell me where to sit,” Chinese cryptomining takeover could mean the end of Bitcoin, San Fran denizens demand right to shoplift, Biden spouts Q Anon theory about Wuhan lab, heat cops are coming, and NYC 5-year-olds taught to masturbate. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-05-311h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #097- Pentagon Prepares to Blame Aliens for Failing AuditAlex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-05-221h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #097- Pentagon Prepares to Blame Aliens for Failing AuditAlex tells the story of how he almost got arrested for NOT abducting a strange child from school (hour 2), “Terminator” moves up one spot on the DFC, Chicago Mayor bans white reporters, scientist say dropping acid is kinda good, inflation gets “sticky,” and Biden whips out his socialism.
2021-05-221h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #096- Living and Dying In Dystopian TimesAlex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-05-151h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #096- Living and Dying In Dystopian TimesAlex and Adrian unveil the “Dystopian Future Game,” Americans unmask en masse while government seeks new ways to scare us, y’all better get busy gettin’ busy...unless you want Mexicans, because that’s how you get Mexicans, war drums beating at several hotspots, China plants flag on Mars, and will forged vaccine cards work in Ohio lottery?
2021-05-151h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #095- The Pirates of the PatentsAdrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay!
2021-05-081h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #095- The Pirates of the PatentsAdrian rages against the gas machine, Alex brake-checks phone-facers, Dude, there’s ‘shooms on Mars...literally Marshrooms, vax patents about to get raided, Xi takes Mao’s ‘helm’, nobody bathes anymore, elementary kids overwhelm hijacker, and Buckwheat ain’t O-Tay! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-05-081h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #094- Gay Porn Cryptography and Other Bedtime StoriesAdrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison?
2021-05-0159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #094- Gay Porn Cryptography and Other Bedtime StoriesAdrian reveals his disturbing hackercraft, Alex literally falls asleep on air while talking about a chicken suit shortage, new FDA rule will kill more black people, SNL cast bristles at Musk, apps covertly tracking US troop movements, Rogan and Fauci square off, diplomats still getting microwaved, and does anyone care if Ghilaine is mistreated in prison? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-05-0159 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #093- Yellow Cake Served By An Alternatively-Documented Border TraverserAlex makes drain rodents, Adrian tries to befriend Pasco street Aborigine, Skynet gives a mean hummer, hypocrite Bush cries hypocrisy and Left suddenly loves him, Amazon wants you to get your hand amputated, Florida couple are the ultimate wedding crashers, and will Chauvin be sheltered or shanked? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-04-241h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #092- Do sex robots steal the covers?Big-hearted Alex opens a garage refugee camp, Adrian realizes all human interaction is just fighting over the covers, cops are still shooting black people and black people are still angry about it, Florida Man gets away with Dukes of Hazzard jump, we speculate on which dystopian sci-fi movie will ultimately come true...probably the one about sex robots and monkey people. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-04-171h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #091- A Throbbing Jinping and a Wet PutinThe Snitker house gets the ‘Rona, computers fear Adrian, Russia poised to prevent humanitarian crisis in Ukraine by killing Ukrainians, China plans to liberate Taiwan by killing Taiwanese people, Amazon should tell government, “Whatcha gonna do, eh?”, cops shoot their own dog for money, and elect Rock/Stunning Woman 2024. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-04-101h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #090- *Not Actual Currency -- No Redeeming Social ValueThe coins are in, Alex reviews The Cassandra Trigger then goes on a racist rant, Adrian shamelessly self-promotes then gets demoted, Rep. Matt Gaetz goes from R. Fla to R. Kelly, our semen ain’t what it used to be, YouTube thinks snuff films aren’t as bad as Info Wars, and DeSantis outlaws Biden’s vaccine passport push while underground capitalism creates other solutions. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-04-031h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #089- I know you saved the universe and all, but you’re black, so...Alex becomes a wedding planner, Adrian is a NIMBY statist who analyzes panther hairballs, “racially motivated” depends on who’s on which side of the gun, mileage tax coming soon, how not to invade Burma, 6-year-old on trial for picking flower, and for the love of God...put some damn guns on your boat! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-03-281h 04
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #088- Where is Chevy Chase when we need him?Alex wants to marry you, Adrian can’t stop thinking about Lucille Bogan’s thumbs, Jews ought to know better, Florida seems like a free state, forget governments...reset my debt, no license for lovin’, Biden wishes Trump built a wall, and are you trying to get SkyNet? Because that’s how you get SkyNet. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-03-2059 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #087 - Psst...got any kids for sale?Adrian severely beats a black man and an Indian, Alex wax off for kids, Capitalist demand for children skyrockets after Biden’s $300 per month child credit, Cuomo makes no-nos, Arkansas abortion bill is a recipe for glorious chaos, and it’s 6pm...do you know where your rapist is? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-03-131h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #086 - If you’re listening to this, you really screwed upAlex’s late dad sends him on a snipe hunt, Adrian puts a price tag on his principles, one-third of Americans wants to friend zone the Union, Dem darlings getting mask-shamed and #metooed, Dr. Seuss is racist, teachers are hypocrites, Pope says a flood is coming so it’s good he’s a douche canoe, and those Chinese hackers must be squinting from eye fatigue.
2021-03-061h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #086 - If you’re listening to this, you really screwed upAlex’s late dad sends him on a snipe hunt, Adrian puts a price tag on his principles, one-third of Americans wants to friend zone the Union, Dem darlings getting mask-shamed and #metooed, Dr. Seuss is racist, teachers are hypocrites, Pope says a flood is coming so it’s good he’s a douche canoe, and those Chinese hackers must be squinting from eye fatigue. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-03-061h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #085 - A Successful Politician and an Unapologetic Black ManAlex learns he’s a rich, famous, successful politician, lily-white Adrian inexcusably culturally appropriates, Israel goes full “yellow star” in COVID fight, DeStantis lowers flags over Whitney Houston or somebody, officials decide “Franklin Park” is offensive so they rename it “Franklin Park,” China wants your DNA, and Adrian carries the show while Alex searches for “MILFs next door” on OnlyFans.
2021-02-271h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #085 - A Successful Politician and an Unapologetic Black ManAlex learns he’s a rich, famous, successful politician, lily-white Adrian inexcusably culturally appropriates, Israel goes full “yellow star” in COVID fight, DeStantis lowers flags over Whitney Houston or somebody, officials decide “Franklin Park” is offensive so they rename it “Franklin Park,” China wants your DNA, and Adrian carries the show while Alex searches for “MILFs next door” on OnlyFans. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-02-271h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #084 - Sorry about your boy...but I need to get throughAlex confronts a violent gang holding school and neighborhood hostage, Adrian praises himself for his humility, Florida is America’s warm & safe dangling member, Maxwell says Epstein did have the dirt on Billary and the Donald, and if you see something suspicious online -- like this show -- say something.
2021-02-201h 02
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #084 - Sorry about your boy...but I need to get throughAlex confronts a violent gang holding school and neighborhood hostage, Adrian praises himself for his humility, Florida is America’s warm & safe dangling member, Maxwell says Epstein did have the dirt on Billary and the Donald, and if you see something suspicious online -- like this show -- say something. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-02-201h 02
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #083 - Florida Man Wins Super BowlTom Brady proves his Floridaness by showing poor judgment while drunk on boat, meanwhile Biden proposes Sunshine State travel ban after fearless Tampa parties naked-faced, Congress realizes U.S. military doesn’t actually like them very much, the gun grabbers are back and bigger than ever, and how many volcanoes can you fit in a balloon?
2021-02-1359 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #083 - Florida Man Wins Super BowlTom Brady proves his Floridaness by showing poor judgment while drunk on boat, meanwhile Biden proposes Sunshine State travel ban after fearless Tampa parties naked-faced, Congress realizes U.S. military doesn’t actually like them very much, the gun grabbers are back and bigger than ever, and how many volcanoes can you fit in a balloon? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-02-1359 min
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #082 - Despite all my rage I am still just a coconut monkeyAdrian was wrong about the GOAT, and he gets caged in “big game” experience (we can’t use the actual name or the football people will sue), Alex still won’t shut up about 45-year-old Eagles song, Biden wages space war against Elon, Democrat Tulsi Gabbard defends the right’s rights, Russia unveils combat gear to make Master Chief proud, and this is your brain on a microchip.
2021-02-061h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #082 - Despite all my rage I am still just a coconut monkeyAdrian was wrong about the GOAT, and he gets caged in “big game” experience (we can’t use the actual name or the football people will sue), Alex still won’t shut up about 45-year-old Eagles song, Biden wages space war against Elon, Democrat Tulsi Gabbard defends the right’s rights, Russia unveils combat gear to make Master Chief proud, and this is your brain on a microchip. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-02-061h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #081 - YOLO STONKS!Locked-down nostalgic millennials with disposable gubmint cheez ruin Wall Street fat cats’ week, NYC busts speakeasies like it’s 1921, “white supremacy” group members shocked their Latino leader is an FBI informant, Dems say “psyche!” on $2K stimulus, and maskless mayor pepper sprays maskless man for being maskless after maskless man confronted mayor about being maskless. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-01-311h 07
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #081 - YOLO STONKS!Locked-down nostalgic millennials with disposable gubmint cheez ruin Wall Street fat cats’ week, NYC busts speakeasies like it’s 1921, “white supremacy” group members shocked their Latino leader is an FBI informant, Dems say “psyche!” on $2K stimulus, and maskless mayor pepper sprays maskless man for being maskless after maskless man confronted mayor about being maskless.
2021-01-311h 07
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #080 - Hey, you gonna finish eating that dog?John Brennan says Biden will use lasers on unholy Libertarians, intelligent robots can “walk a mile in your shoes” before eradicating you, DeSantis says no to Florida FEMA camps, scientists aroused by dinosaur butthole, Microsoft creates new psychic medium division, and that better be coyote on your barbeque grill. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-01-231h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #079 - QAnon Pillow TalkAdrian sells out to get the “V”, Alex does happy family picture time, everyone gets banned from social media and less people care, even Snake Pliskin couldn’t escape DC inauguration lockdown, the border wall grew by 15 miles under Trump, one man’s protest is another’s insurrection -- and vice versa, and hackers say All Your D*cks Are Belong To Us. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-01-171h 02
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #078 - Take A StandTrump season finale is must-see TV as he tells supporters “I’ll be there with you” then leaves, history proves “insurgents” storm and occupy Capitol building about every 18 months and shoot it up or bomb it every 20 years or so, Biden plans to break Trump’s deficit spending record, social media censorship and app blacklisting reaches critical mass, CA governor may get evicted, and golfer offensively questions ball’s sexuality This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-01-101h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #077 - Gimme My $2000!Grateful Americans decorate McConnell & Pelosi’s homes and leave gifts of ham, healthcare workers say “no” to the needle, Mexico concerned about flood of US refugees, why your smart devices could SWAT you, why 2021 probably won’t be any better, and will Pam offer Trump a grab for Assange pardon? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2021-01-031h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #076 - Parking RVs outside Martian Government BuildingsAlex looks for a place to put his cigar and Adrian perfects his “old fashioned” technique, US and Chinese government fight over who gets to spy on you, special committee appointed by Congress to find ways to streamline Congress recommends creation of special committee to find ways to streamline Congress, Bitcoin soars, Musk ramping up Mars colonization, and will the Nashville bomber’s actual motive match the media/authorities narrative? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-12-271h 02
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #075 - Sometimes you hack the Bear, Sometimes the Bear hacks youRev. Adrian welcomes Rev. Alex to the church, Russians totally infiltrate US government networks, heroes with needles are coming and media debates which way to lie about it, Alex digs angry Tom Cruise, Adrian geeks out on quantum teleportation, and more government bigwigs aren’t not saying it’s not necessarily not aliens. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-12-191h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #074 - No, Not THOSE AliensAlex’s spam enrages “important” person, Adrian wants to kill (and possibly eat) construction workers, Media says overwhelmed FedEx asks Galactic Federation for help shipping vaccines, Desantis blows whistle on reporter editorializing whistleblower raid, more Americans rebelling against lockdowns & distrusting vaccine, and border wall contractors leave paths for armed illegals to guard border wall construction sites...no, really. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-12-121h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #073 - Never Tell Me The OddsAlex eats bananas while his wives deal with quarantine, Adrian plays roulette with COVID data and starts peeing indoors again, fact checkers ignore facts when playing the blame game, House votes to get high, Democrats delighted as Trump lawyers suppress Republican vote, police drones flying solo, and facial recognition gets under your mask. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-12-061h 04
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #072 - Click “Accept” to allow this show to control your mindBig Media profits by printing literal Chinese propaganda, Karens force Johns Hopkins to delete study showing COVID isn’t that deadly, Trump makes poo poo at kiddie desk, US/Israel play Mission Impossible in Iran, and prepare to surrender your DNA and medical history to travel. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-11-291h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #071 - Quarantined BaggageAdrian gets exposed to the ‘Rona twice, Alex keeps his distance and phones it in, media wonders whether Trump will pull the troops out or start a new war in Iran while Left-wing Neocons hope for the latter, California Governor dines out unmasked with friends while making the peasants stay home, your Roomba is gathering data so AI can hack your brain, and bi-partisan fist bump reveals Americans don’t really want political unity. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alex...
2020-11-211h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #070 - But did you die?Sleepy Alex stumbles through the show, hypocrite Adrian goes full statist, Trump admits defeat...kinda, Biden mulls more lockdowns and gov’t cheese, new tax floated for home workers, Hong Kong falls to ChiComs while America’s distracted, black market emerges for negative COVID tests, and our ultimate question is, “Yeah, but did you die?” This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-11-151h 00
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #069 - Goodbye Petulant Child, Hello Silver AlertDrugs win 2020 election, old white guy defeats old white guy, scary old undercover haircut lady may lose job, dumb hot chick in congress may quit, Dems realize they shouldn’t use the “S” word, Alex worried new group wants to blacklist outing administration staff, but Adrian thinks it sets a good precedent, and will this be the lame-duck session to end...well, everything? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-11-081h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #068 - The Nightmare Before VotemasAlex and Adrian still dealing with broken homes, global titans of industry plan The Great Reset, police can sue you after breaking into your home and shooting you, social media censorship intensifies, Scotland bans private “hate speech” inside homes, and -- oh yeah -- there some kind of election happening. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-11-021h 04
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #067 - Rudy Wants Some BootyAlex preaches to his poker buddies, Adrian yells at construction workers, Guiliani gets Borat instead of a Kazakh hottie hummer, muted mics makes for cordial debate, Rays make amazing comeback, San Fran deters Karen from calling cops on brown people, and the confusing Florida Amendments are mostly pointless. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-10-251h 03
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #066 - Taking Offence to Government FencesAdrian enraged about government fencing off public land, Alex still hates John McAfee, Lil’ Judge Amy knows part of First Amendment, censoring the censors, Hunter learns why you always pay your IT guy on time, climate change kills cavemen, and beware the killer crawling toupes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-10-181h 02
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #065 - Congress says QAnon causes COVID, CDC blames debatingTrump gets the ‘Rona and Dems try really hard to conceal their euphoria, presidential debate raises concerns whether slinging fecal matter transmits COVID, Adrian congratulates Tara Katuk Mac Lean Sweeny for becoming first female President of the United States, Alex’s childlike quest for free energy continues, and Pelosi and the Ministry of Information sic FBI on conspiracy theorists. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-10-031h 01
Alex and Adrian's Unattended BaggageEpisode #064 - And the King decreed, “Be your faces and go to the tavern!”Desantis lifts restrictions and rules he never had the authority to issue in the first place. What do serial killers and female Supreme Court Justices have in common? Will Trump use “Internet Kill Switch” to prevent the election, or will he just order the military to attack Dems? If Macy’s has a parade, and no one is there to see it, is it still Thanksgiving? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit alexandersnitker.substack.com
2020-09-261h 00