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NIGHTCOOPHot Food Takes | NIGHTCOOP | Episode 95Kelly and Ali are opinionated about a lot of things, but there are certain food rules that are considered LAW. From simplicity over gluttony, to the ratio of creme to cookie in an oreo, you can expect a passionate episode with range.
2025-04-1054 minNIGHTCOOPDon't Disrespect the Robots - NIGHTCOOP | Episode 94Kelly and Ali take audience suggestions to see what Nightcoop listeners are most angry about lately! From rent increases to robots taking over, many of you are annoyed day to day. They join you in the frustration!
2025-03-1352 minNIGHTCOOPHarsh Opinions for a Harsh World - NIGHTCOOP: Episode 93Sea World, Skirts, and Rich Losers- what do these three things have in common? They are hated (or... misunderstood) by the Ryan Twins. This latest episode is jam-packed with a bunch of hot takes that you need to listen to...
2025-02-2755 minNIGHTCOOPCurrent State of Affairs... | Episode 92 | NIGHTCOOPKelly and Ali are back with a much needed episode of NIGHTCOOP. Typically these episodes are packed with little games... but not this time. With nothing but crucial talking points, the twins navigate their way through a difficult conversation about the current situation of the United States. This is a podcast run by loud, out-spoken women that stand with marginalized groups. Staying out of politics is no longer an option. Enjoy.
2025-02-0250 minNIGHTCOOPDating Red Flags | Episode 91 | NIGHTCOOPAre you forced into dating? Are you tired of missing red flag after red flag -- then this is the episode for you. Men and women both have tell-tale signs of being unworthy of your time. Kelly and Ali dive in!
2024-12-0553 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 90 - TiVo was the Peak of TelevisionAs the weather cools down, you might find yourself glued to the television, bundled up. Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite shows, the return of Squid Game, the stupidity of The Bachelor and MORE! Tune into this TV episode.
2024-11-2146 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 89 - You Disgust UsWhat a time to be alive- Kelly and Ali pick "Disgust" as their topic this week. Listen to their gross This or That, their rants on bathroom cleanliness, and two songs for the Hen House Open Mic! This is a very silly episode that will make you yell "EW" on your commute...
2024-11-1443 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 88 - Just in time for Election Season...Kelly and Ali are back with a new episode on the election! It's the end of October in 2024, meaning a new president will be crowned next week. In this horrifically crazy time period, the Ryan Twins hope they bring you some good ol' fashioned laughs.
2024-10-2844 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 87 - Back to School AKA Trauma CityKelly and Ali decide to go down memory lane in this episode about heading back to school! For some, school was a safe haven... for others, it was the problem. Tune in now!
2024-08-2942 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 86 - In the name of EVIL!Kelly and Ali had an exceptionally fun time recording this episode with an evil theme. They discuss their favorite villains, Kelly does a ridiculous Harvey Dent impression, and Ali explains how real life meanies can ruin children.
2024-08-2951 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 85 - Let's Circle BackWho here works a corporate job? Who here is tired of corporate lingo? Everyone? Okay, good to know. Kelly and Ali talk about their experience working in the corporate world, the ups and downs of a 9-5 and why partying with your coworkers is never has fun as you want it to be...
2024-07-1840 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 84 - We Love a Hot DoctorIn this episode, Kelly and Ali talk about all kinds of doctors, going to the doctor, hating the doctor, etc. They do declare however that the fluoride at the dentist is the equivalent of being sent to hell. Tune in now!
2024-07-1146 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 83 - No More Fake FriendsAs twins, Kelly and Ali have a built-in, everlasting friendship. But of course the two have beef with those who bail, they have had it with fake friends, and they do believe it is quality of friends over quantity! This episode is a blast and you need to listen to it right now!
2024-06-2045 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 82 - The Shorts Are Getting Shorter.Splish splash, it's a summer fun episode! The twins talk slip n' slides, drowning, and of course, ice cream. But we all know that the ladies have beef with certain summer activities and clothing items! Listen now...
2024-06-1341 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 81 - For $5K a Night, What Job Would You Do?Kelly and Ali took a listener's request and are delivering you an episode on "Jobs and Professions." Kelly immediately brings up stripping, Ali has a song that goes completely off the rails, and they both say "pervert" more times than they can count. Tune in!
2024-06-0745 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 80 - How to Beat Bobby FlayIn this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss what makes them tick about Cooking! Of course they discuss Food Network icons and the types of cuisines they hate the most. Do you also want to marry Ina Garten? Then this is the episode for you.
2024-05-2442 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 79 - It's Party Time.It's almost the twins' birthday!! They critique the ins and outs of the perfect party, what the guest list should look like, and why the rules of drinking at a day party are crucial. Tune in now!
2024-05-1050 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 78 - Wedding SeasonWith wedding season around the corner, Kelly and Ali are tackling the big topics. With harsh opinions on getting married more than once, needing a charcuterie board at every turn, and hating summer weddings- these twins are squawking! The Hen House open mic delivers "Bad Left-Wing Jokes" after last weeks Right-Wing jokes caused a stir... Listen now!
2024-04-2546 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 77 - The Rules of DatingOne of the funniest episodes yet is all about Dating! Pay for our meals and get rewarded- that's the rule. Ali votes that if a guy asks you to hike, he doesn't care about you. Kelly tells bad right wing comedy. This episode is a blast.
2024-04-1840 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 76 - I'm at the Restaurant to Eat, Not Make FriendsThis week's theme is "Restaurants" and Kelly and Ali have had it with picnic tables at establishments. They discuss serving styles, seating styles, and themed restaurants in this new episode. The Hen House Open Mic has Ali in tears- you're gonna wanna tune in.
2024-04-1149 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 75 - So What? We're a Little Trashy!This week's topic is "White Trash!" In this episode, Kelly and Ali tackle Cracker Barrel, Daisy Dukes, marrying an oil man and more! Both of their Hen House Open Mics are awful... some of the worst we've heard yet.
2024-04-0543 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP LIVE! Episode 74 - First LIVE Podcast with Guest Paige GallagherWhat a dream! Kelly and Ali hosted their first live Nightcoop at The Hollywood Improv. It was an amazing evening with special guest, Tik Tok star Paige Gallagher! The live audience gave us their suggestions for "This or That," "Bacawk, Marry, Kill," "Herd That" and "We've Got Beef." With an electric Hen House Open Mic, this is an episode you won't want to miss.
2024-03-1453 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 73: Let's Get Down To Businesslet’s get down to business Kelly and Ali talk corporations and business moguls on this new episode. Of course, they do have to talk about some news (a man lighting himself on fire in protest) from the past week before getting into all of the fun. Which is also where they remind you: they are just two silly hens trying to make sense of the world! Dive into this episode now!
2024-02-2934 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 73 - "It's actually cerulean." The Fashion Episode.A passion for fashion! Kelly and Ali debate fashion choices, they vote that hiking apparel is absolute garbage, and they reminisce on the times when they dressed like business men in the 7th grade. Tune in now!
2024-02-2244 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 72 - SPIN THE TOPIC WHEEL!The Election, The Austin Serial Killer, Microinfluencers and Rules of Being Drunk are just SOME of the topics on the wheel that Kelly and Ali spin for this episode of NIGHTCOOP. It's unique, it's fun, and it's something different. Listen now!
2024-02-1744 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP - Episode 71: Wild Weather for These WomenIn this new episode, Kelly and Ali talk about their favorite types of weather (it's more fun than it sounds)! It's an audio only episode, and whenever that happens the twins are more honest and genuine. ALSO, listen til the end to hear an exciting announcement!
2024-02-0943 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 70 - To Us, It Wasn't KenoughIt’s Award Season folks! And Nightcoop is back to give arguably some of the least informed and controversial takes. Join Kelly and Ali as they discuss their qualms with the recent Oscar nominations, discuss which award shows are useless, and of course, butcher their Hen House Open Mics. It’s a fun one, enjoy!
2024-01-2542 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 69 - Captain Crunch is Marriage MaterialThe twins have an amazing time on this episode, which is centered around "cartoons!" Do you think Lois Griffin is better than Peter Griffin? Would you "BaCawk" Shrek if you had the chance? These are the important questions discussed this week...
2024-01-1842 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 68 - The Body Image EpisodeKelly and Ali decided to base this episode on Body Image! But of course, they had to bring up Ali's foot issue and how they don't understand people who aren't mentally ill... With a This or That on "Makeup" and some ridiculous BaCawk, Marry, Kills- the ladies have a wonderful time.
2024-01-1145 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 67 - It’s 2024 in the Hen HouseKelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP! And they are kicking off this year with two new segments: BaCawk, Marry, Kill and HERD THAT! Start the year off right with this ridiculous episode.
2024-01-0446 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 66 - TV isn’t Bad for You, But We AreKelly and Ali are back with a short episode, but an episode no less. They talk about Holiday Desserts, humiliating themselves in Marshall's and at work, and of course they have a Hen House Open Mic. Kelly's is bad, Ali's is very good.
2023-12-0731 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 65 - Napoleon Was PatheticKelly and Ali are back with less than rave reviews of the movie Napoleon. They have "Egg on My Face" stories, a This or That on Winter Activities, and very passionate "We've Got Beefs." It's time to tune in to the Hen House!
2023-11-3043 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 64 -You Schmooze, You LoseThis week your hosts start off by Kelly breaking her microphone stand, having to hold her mic. Ali holds her mic for the episode in solidarity with her sister. After a rocky beginning, the two briefly discuss sex, make their way through a cringey Halloween, and yell about how schmoozing is disgusting. Enjoy!
2023-11-0945 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 63 - Only One of Us is SorryIn this new episode, Kelly and Ali pack in a bunch of audience suggestions to their "This or That" segment. They have two embarrassing moments to share and a Hen House Open Mic that includes two raps. Time to listen!
2023-10-2745 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 62 - Let Us Hate in PeaceKelly and Ali talk "dogs breeds" in a This or That, why they have a hard time with forgiveness, and Ali's new love for silver (?) Additionally, their Hen House Open Mics are eerily similar... tune in now!
2023-10-2639 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 61 - Now THAT’S a Scandal!Kelly and Ali are back with a new killer episode- including a This or That on Scandals, a Hen House Open Mic on Charity and enough laughs to keep you going for another week.
2023-10-1445 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 60 - Sorry to Announce, it was Us.This week on Nightcoop, Ali and Kelly discuss important topics like hypocrisy and if an inner tube is a better mode of transportation than a sled. As always, they prove to have the most intense stance on the things that could not matter any less. Enjoy!
2023-09-2846 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 59 - You Won’t Find the Answer in AcidKelly and Ali talk about how they have no desire to be persuaded into doing psychedelics, LA has awful public transportation, and hating a** b*tches need to stay in their lane. Tune in now!
2023-09-1851 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 58 - How Often Are You Sh*tting Yourself?This week Kelly and Ali have a social media themed episode, with a "This or That" on Influencers. They have hot takes on the stealing, underwear subscriptions, and the value in knowing how to dance. Listen now!
2023-09-0750 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 57 - Don’t Hate Yourself, Hate OthersKelly and Ali have a new episode with a "This or That" on Body Modifications, a "Hen House Open Mic" on Camping and their classic segments, "We've Got Beef" and "I've Changed!" They discuss body image, taking care of themselves in their 30s, and men on Hinge! Tune in now...
2023-09-0156 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 56 - Mocking, The Ultimate InsultKelly and Ali are back with a new NIGHTCOOP with a Hen House Open Mic on "Learning" and a This or That on "Fabrics." The twins cackle their way through another episode that is equally as funny as it is embarrassing for the two of them.
2023-08-2444 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 55 - Don’t Trust the Mousey OnesIn this week's episode, Kelly and Ali's THIS or THAT is all about Romantic Comedies and the Hen House Open Mic is "Holiday." But this episode is jam-packed with huge laughs at the twins discuss the unspoken rules of cheating. This episode is a blast.
2023-08-1652 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 54 - We’re Back and We’re Still Rude As HellKelly and Ali are back in recording after a 2 week hiatus due to career opportunities and the novel coronavirus. With a This or That on Pets and a Hen House Open Mic about Going to the Pool- this episode is dark in a variety of ways.
2023-08-0946 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 53 - Never Help Anybody Unless You Want to DieKelly and Ali have many depressing news stories that they somehow turn into bits! Alongside that is a This or That on "Pampering" and truly the WORST Hen House Open Mic to date. Both girls bomb miserably. Tune in!
2023-07-1854 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 52 - What a Bad Life to Hate UsKelly and Ali have a blast on this episode- with a THIS or THAT and Hen House Open Mic about the beach, these two provide non-stop giggles. Also, a big congrats to Ali who hit 100,000 followers on Tik Tok!!
2023-07-1253 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 51 - Just Two American GirlsPlease enjoy this episode, which has an overall theme of "America" for 4th of July! As always, a trigger warning because Kelly and Ali accidentally say offensive things because they don't know how to cope with dark topics. Listen now!!
2023-07-0446 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 50 - Jerks, Correct, or Both?In this Episode of NIGHTCOOP, the twins talk about taking accountability for your quality of life. They tackle some of the big issues in the USA: obesity and homelessness. Do they meet these topics with enough empathy? Who's to say. After the complicated discussion, they turn back to silly with a THIS or THAT on "The Carnival."
2023-06-2854 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 49 - There’s No Reason to See the TitanicKelly and Ali discuss this week's news: submarine goes missing while going to sight-see the Titanic ruins and a man dies after accidentally pulling the clip on his grandfather's old grenade! The good news keep on coming... Additionally, we have a This or That on "street signs", TWO 'What the Clucks' and a Hen House Open Mic on "Gym Class" TUNE IN NOW!
2023-06-2150 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 48 - Your Child Is Not Our ProblemThis new episode of NIGHTCOOP is one word: unhinged. Kelly and Ali lack empathy once again in certain situations but truly why would you bring a baby to the movies? It's not like they're gonna remember it. This episode goes off the rails as the two reach peak rudeness.
2023-06-1553 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 47 - Winner Winner, Man We Love a Chicken DINNER!Kelly and Ali have a blast on this week's episode which includes your weekly news, a Hen House Open Mic on Theme Parks, and a This or That comparing popular chicken-based dishes. Do you go Wings or Chicken Tenders? Find out who you side with on this NEW episode!
2023-06-0747 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 46 - Happy Pride?The twins are BACK with a new episode after a week off due to ~personal issues~ (they do tell you what they were if you listen)- but this episode quickly goes off the rails when they have a ridiculous take on the Pride merch at Target, Akwafina in the new Little Mermaid, and more! Warning: this episode is on more of the offensive side, as they do tell a story about a man who tried to take his own life (he's still alive, don't worry).
2023-05-3055 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 45 - Who is the Ultimate Villain?Kelly and Ali dive into the news this week- literally! Two stories about the ocean and fishing coming in HOT. Then they do a This or That for Movie Villain, two different "Egg on My Face"s and a Hen House Open Mic where Kelly bombs horribly. An episode to listen to now!
2023-05-1753 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 44 - Go to The Steak House for the PotatoesKelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode jam-packed with silliness and harsh truths. This week, there's a hen house open mic on "Hair Salons" and a This or That on "Steak House Menu Items." Tune in now!
2023-05-1051 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 43 - You Decide If You’re a LoserKelly and Ali have so much fun on this episode! With a Hen House Open Mic that leaves Ali nearly spitting out her Iced Tea and a This or That all about "Fair Food," the twins let it rip on this new ep! Check it out now!
2023-05-0358 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 42 - How are People Just Hooking Up?!Kelly and Ali talk about how they are currently shocked at people who go out to the club and bars to mate... how is everyone not tired of everyone? The This or That is about Natural Disasters and Renaissance is the theme for the Hen House Open Mic! Tune in now...
2023-04-2554 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 41 - Treat the Criminals with Respect!With a Hen House Open Mic as good as this one, we had to pull the title from Ali's song! This episode is a blast and both girls have raspy voices from being sick. But they talk pets, detectives, and how to empower each other.
2023-04-2050 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 40 - Do We Like Being Twins?Kelly and Ali take quite a few suggestions from listeners this week! They get riled up about people comparing twins, Peeps vs. Jelly Beans and MORE. This episode is on the brink of being offensive, but as always, Kelly and Ali think they're in the clear.
2023-04-1251 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 39 - Hello Arkansas!In this week's episode, Kelly gives a recap of being on tour with Bert Kreischer during a tornado and her "Egg on My Face" story is one you won't want to miss! Ali has come to terms with the fact that she can be annoying- but so can everyone. The This or That tackles appetizers and the Hen House Open Mic is all about "the theater." Check out this episode, now!
2023-04-0456 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 38 - It’s not ”Trauma Dumping,” it’s ”Party Pooping”Kelly and Ali have empathy but it only goes so far! Don't bring down the mood and ESPECIALLY don't ruin karaoke. They discuss the news, a THIS or THAT on dessert and the Hen House Open Mic couldn't be worse. Listen now!
2023-03-2853 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 37 - We’re Precious Cargo and So Are You!This week, Kelly and Ali discuss climate change, a man building minion sculptures, and how adamant they are against drunk driving...?! Obviously. There's also a THIS or THAT for movie genres and a fantastic Hen House Open Mic about cruise ships! Time to dive in...
2023-03-2150 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 36 - Your Phone is Going to Get You KilledThe twins discuss The Oscars, The Little Mermaid, Topless Berlin Pools and MORE! Additionally, there's a This or That on Fine Dining and Kelly and Ali have HAD it with the phone addictions! Tune in now...
2023-03-1453 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 35 - We’re Adults. Throw a Good Party.Kelly and Ali have a great time on this week's episode! The news stories are slightly depressing, but as always, this Hen House finds the humor in life. With a This or That on Fast Food and a We've Got Beef about being a good host at a party- this episode will have you laughing for a good 50ish minutes.
2023-03-0755 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 34 - Who Did We Block on TikTok?What an episode! This week's This or That is all about alcoholic beverages, a Hen House Open Mic on Diners and TWO Egg in My Face stories? Kelly's humiliated and Ali has lost all flirtatious ability. In this episode, you will get clues to the answer to the question in the title!
2023-02-2850 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 33 - Are they Innocent or Just Stupid?Kelly and Ali get heated in this week's episode over cereals in THIS or THAT, and people who make bad decisions but claim they don't know better. It's a fun episode filled with RAGE!
2023-02-2152 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 32 - Too Unethical to Be in the Medical FieldKelly and Ali discuss the toxic cloud in Ohio, squirrels being let into homes, and professions they could never pull off. This episode is bizarre, with random moments of singing and a fantastic Hen House Open Mic!
2023-02-1652 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 31 - Rude B!tches and that Pesky BalloonYou're darn right Kelly and Ali talk about this balloon coming from the east side of the world. They also discuss awkward conversations at their places of work. With a hen house open mic topic like "Plastic Surgery," this is an episode you'll want to listen to right away!
2023-02-0751 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 30 - Probably Shouldn’t Have Said ThatKelly and Ali record at night time instead of the day and it's the time of the hour where certain opinions are hitting different. Enjoy this episode, which is definitely not for the faint of heart.
2023-01-3153 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 29 - Dress Like Somebody is WatchingKelly and Ali decide that the time has come where they are not walking down their street in pajamas. They also have a "This or That" for animals and a Hen House Open Mic for "America's Got Talent" thanks to a suggestion! Listen now to join in on the fun!
2023-01-2454 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 28 - Don’t Ruin Our Good TimeIn the latest episode of NIGHTCOOP, Kelly and Ali team up on current events stories. With conversations stirring around Olive Garden, death by airplane engine, and Cheez-Its vs. Goldfish, this is an episode you should listen to for a good laugh.
2023-01-1753 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 27 - Time to Get EmotionalDiscussions surrounding Climate Change, Tiny Grocery Stores, and Robberies Gone Wrong. This week's Hen House Open Mic is all about "feelings." We've got a great episode for ya!
2023-01-1055 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 26 - Sometimes, Ya Gotta Bring a ManWe've got important news about Pope Benedict and a cat that ate 38 hair ties. This episode has it all but what it REALLY has is two incredible and dark submissions to this week's Hen House Open Mic!
2023-01-0350 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 25: Red Flags from Friends and LoversThis week's episode includes a "THIS OR THAT" segment you won't want to miss. The twins send you off with New Years wishes including a Hen House Open Mic dedicated to the holiday! Not sure why Kelly and Ali are so annoyed in this episode, but it is what it is.
2022-12-2753 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 24 - B*tchin Around the Christmas TreeIn this week's current events, the twins discuss a Nazi Secretary finally seeing judgment day and they agree: Santa is real as long as you believe. In the new segment, THIS OR THAT, Kelly and Ali both agree that a Newspaper Boy Hat is 10x worse than a Fedora. Have fun with this Holiday themed episode!
2022-12-2054 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 23 - You Can’t Say ”Freak Show”Kelly and Ali are back with another episode of NIGHTCOOP! This week they discuss whether or not they are toxic, the closing of a Ripley's Believe it or Not!, and a woman whose mother invited 120 extra guests to her wedding. They also have a new segment called "THIS OR THAT."
2022-12-1356 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 22 - They’re not a ”Sociopath,” They’re Just a D*ckKelly and Ali have stories from watching the World Cup, The Wonder, and The Menu! They also talk about how we don't need a fancy diagnosis for someone being a jerk. The Hen House Open Mic showcases Ali's character skills and Kelly has her biggest bomb at the open mic yet.
2022-12-0654 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 21 - Drinking Iced Tea is Hot Girl Sh*tKelly's current events are from all around the globe. Ali decides to zone in on bad dates affecting the country. There's a rap. There are impressions. It's a silly episode.
2022-11-2955 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 20 - Unfortunately, there are now 8 BILLION peopleKelly and Ali are BACK with a new episode of NIGHTCOOP. The news segment is jam-packed with stories of hot air balloons, the AMA winners, and 30 year old embryos coming to life. They also both "sing" songs for Thanksgiving.
2022-11-2255 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 19 - People Will Get Mad About This OneAfter a week hiatus, Kelly and Ali are back with some very strong opinions about popular LA shows and people. Editors Note from Kelly: "I had to cut out a lot that made us sound even worse."
2022-11-151h 11NIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 18 - Oh? Some People Wanna Talk Sh*t?Kelly and Ali are in a MOOD this week. They give some current life updates and mention how they can't wait to ignore some "fake friends." Additionally, the Hen House Open Mic is on infomercials where the twins manage to turn a fun topic into two dark jokes. It's a good time!
2022-11-0149 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 17 - The Halloween Themed Episode that Takes a TurnKelly and Ali start this episode with pure intentions: having Halloween fun. But as the conversation unfolds, they find the truth to how they feel about this Holiday. Per usual, lots of laughs lead to one heck of an episode!
2022-10-2557 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 16 - We Might Be Jerks but We’re RightTrigger warnings, old doctors, and playing with Barbies as a boy will not make you gay. We've got a lot going on in this episode.
2022-10-1854 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 15 - Spooky News and Shady FolksKelly and Ali discuss the Serial Killer alert in Stockton, as well as "friends" who use private info against you in public. The Hen House Open mic about makeup takes unexpected turns! And as per usual- there are lots of laughs.
2022-10-1151 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 14 - Boring B*tches Ruin EverythingKelly and Ali are TIRED of boring, judgmental, "women" (girls who are like 25 and think they know the world). They also both got their nails done and the "talking with their hands" just got more powerful.
2022-10-0450 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 13 - Hard Drugs and Mean Hot PeopleWe've Got Beef gets heated this week when Kelly and Ali discuss their controversial opinions on the most popular hard drug in LA! Also since Fall is officially here, please enjoy the topic for the Hen House Open Mic!
2022-09-2754 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 12 - ”Actually” People SuckEver meet those people who have to fact-check you even when you're just joking around? We agree, those people suck. Listen to this new episode of NIGHTCOOP!
2022-09-2056 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: EPISODE.11- Well Egg on my FaceThis week's NIGHTCOOP includes a new segment: Egg on my Face, where Ali and Kelly share stories from this week that make them look inward and realize how wrong they can be in a scenario. They talk about pissing off bartenders, the late Queen, and Kelly won't shut up about dogs.
2022-09-1355 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 10 - Don’t You Turn this Plane AroundHow sick does someone have to be in order for you to be okay with turning the plane around? Why are tomatoes being dumped all over the highway? Is yogurt disgusting? These questions are tackled in the latest episode of NIGHTCOOP!
2022-09-0647 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 9 - The Yogi Hoagie...The twins are back to keeping the news topics relevant and have some choice words for the haters of this free content. Additionally, the Hen House Open Mic is based on the request topic, "Yoga." Tune in!
2022-08-3052 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 8 - Throwback ThoughtsKelly and Ali do their typical segments with a "Throwback" theme. They talk about life in middle school, Sunday school, and touch on momentous events in the early 2000s. This is the hardest they've laughed yet.
UPDATE: If you had trouble with this episode before, it has now been updated with fixed audio.
2022-08-2358 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 7 - We Annoy Each OtherIn this episode, Kelly and Ali get irritated with each other but end up laughing and joking within minutes about some revealing topics. Also, too many people are on the phone at the gym, in public bathrooms, and in parking lots. This is a very anti-phone episode.
2022-08-1650 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 6 - Happy DaysThere's a good amount of synchronized "singing" in this episode. As well as the "f" word. Join Kelly and Ali in the hen house this week to find out what has riled them up and why they think online shopping is a scam!
2022-08-0951 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 5 - Sexism and Cold Paninis, is this Hell?After Ali hears of a Panini not being pressed and Kelly deals with sexism in stand up comedy, the two come to this episode with passion. Additionally, Ali performs an Avril Lavigne style hit about Shopping Malls.
2022-08-0256 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP: Episode 4 - ”Done Deal Lucille” and other ConspiraciesIn this episode, Kelly is thrown for a loop from an insane discovery from Ali. Non-stop laughter and an intrusion from a relentless guest, this week the twins were out of control.
2022-07-2658 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP - Episode 3: You Can’t Be Mean and UglyAli and Kelly discuss Jill Biden's blunder, Monkeypox, betrayal and more. This episode is silly as all hell, please enjoy.
NOTE: Camera audio used instead of microphone audio. For easy listening, pretend that that's not the case.
2022-07-191h 03NIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP - Episode 2: Who’s Nasty?How do you feel about paper straws? We hate them. What about piano bars? We love them. But most importantly: can a paper seat cover be used as toilet paper? Listen to find out.
2022-07-1253 minNIGHTCOOPNIGHTCOOP - Episode 1 - Welcome to the Hen HouseFollowing a rebrand, Kelly and Ali have turned their old podcast into the ultimate Hen House. Now with new segments and even crazier discussions, the twins invite chaos.
2022-07-051h 10NIGHTCOOPJust Talkin' - Episode 22: Rollercoasters and TragediesIn this episode, Kelly and Ali discuss their inability to process anything traumatic. Just a huge trigger warning for those who do not laugh at tragedy/when they get uncomfortable. Seriously- something they discuss is a man who jumped off of the Mickey & Friends Parking Garage at Disney. So, brace yourselves.
2021-05-281h 00NIGHTCOOPJust Talkin' - Episode 21: Growing up GUILTYOf course Kelly and Ali were a bit sheltered in their small Connecticut town growing up. They've felt guilty about some things and are ready to share...
2021-04-2955 minNIGHTCOOPJust Talkin' - Episode 20 - We are disgusting.Kelly and Ali reveal gross habits and scare Bruce from ever looking behind the couch... you're gonna have to tune in.
2021-04-2251 minNIGHTCOOPJust Talkin' - Episode 19: FashionistasKelly and Ali discuss how none of their clothes have apparently been fitting for all of these years. This is a delightful conversation involving talks of self-reflection and self-improvement.
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