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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#98-Jurassic WoodAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian Sherrod Small (@Sherrod_Small) to review Woodrocket's take on Jurassic Park and see if hybrid pornstar dinosaurs make the cut! The trio discusses Penis Island, bird dicks, lava facts, faux meat, and more! Support the show, watch the full video, & see Yvette's new vibrator! Find more of Sherrod Small here!2020-07-301h 04
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#97- Manhattan MadamYvette & Alice are joined by Kristin Davis (@manhattanmadam) who tells us what it was like running one of the largest escort agencies, federal prison, being locked in solitary, laundering money, getting money from clients, and more. Support the show and get the full video on Patreon! 2020-07-231h 08
Give and TakeEpisode 235: How to Watch Porn, with Alice VaughnMy guest is Alice Vaughn. She's the co-host of Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast. They review the holes and plot holes of your favorite porn. She also founded Offensive Crayons, a wildly successful company... https://www.offensivecrayons.com. We talk porn, politics, psychology and the pandemic's effect on the porn industry and the wider culture. Special Guest: Alice Vaughn .2020-07-2159 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#96- RealDollAlice & Yvette are joined by Michael Wilson (@Michael86Wilson), Co-Owner & Production Manager of RealDoll (@AbyssCreations). The trio discuss his humble beginnings casting his own dick to RealDoll, image rights, AI & tech, automation, cleanup & maintenance, triple tits, ethics and sex toy regulations. Get your own RealDoll or RealCock here! Support the show via our Patreon 2020-07-161h 04
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#95- The Sex FilesAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & adult actress Sovereign Syre (@SovereignSyre) to discuss religion making people guily about eating ass, what will be considered the "lobotomy" of our generation, what's wrong with porn plots, COVID vaccines, not preying on your fan base, and Mr. Number. Support the show on Patreon! Find more of Sovereign here: http://sovereignsyre.net2020-07-091h 26
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#94- The Devil In Miss JonesAlice & Yvette sit down this week to review a film from the Golden Age of Porn--The Devil In Miss Jones. The ladies discuss guilty pleasures, mockbusters, bacterial vaginosis, snakes, CHAZ, and jingles. Support the show on Patreon for exclusive content! 2020-07-0252 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#93- Circus of BooksAlice & Yvette are joined by Rachel Mason (@RachelMasonArt), director of the new Netflix documentary "Circus of Books". We discuss the history of Circus of Books, making the film around her family, cancel culture, the AIDs epidemic, forcing inclusivity, and obscenity laws. Support us on Patreon! 2020-06-2552 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#92- Sex with Sunny MegatronAlice & Yvette are joined by fellow sex educator, Sunny Megatron (@sunnymegatron)! The trio discuss whether we draw the line on abortion, trademark laws, hot serial killers, electric wand play, counterfeit sex toys, clown play, getting hot with insects, and more! Listen to an extra Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode with Sunny over at: patreon.com/twogirlsonemic2020-06-1858 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#91- Storm of KingsAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & RISK! host, Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison) to review the Brazzer's Game of Thrones porn parody, Storm of Kings. The trio talks about the importance of how to choke, tasting pee, dragon fetishes, figging, accents, and more! Support us on Patreon for an EXCLUSIVE extra episode with Kevin! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic 2020-06-111h 09
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#90- Evan Fucking StoneThe man, the myth, the porn legend...who's not Ron Jeremy, EVAN STONE joins Alice & Yvette on this week's episode. The trio chat about how he got into porn, his best and worst moments, wrestling, breaking the bed, and more! Don't forget to support the show on Patreon to see the video version and see Evan's giant "balls" 2020-06-041h 10
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#89- Bowsette PornAlice & Natalia are joined by comedian Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) to discuss not one, but two Super Mario porns. We discuss if the pandemic is the right time to be on mushrooms, is Mario Dr. Kevorkian, bad bowser costumes, Princess Peaches' vibrator, and more Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic2020-05-271h 05
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#88- What is "Jeopardy Porn?"Alice & Yvette are joined by Friendly atheist and Jeopardy winner/loser Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) to review This Ain't Jeopardy XXX. Learn what it takes to get on Jeopardy, behind the scenes production, and how non-Canadian they made porn Alex Trebek out to be.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#87- Dirty JerseyAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian and world record holder, Aaron Berg (@aaronbergcomedy) to review the Jersey Shore porn parody. The trio talk about Guidos, Jersey, stripper stories, godfather references, and how to get out of jail using COVID. Support the show on Patreon 2020-05-1357 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#86- The Goo PlaceAlice & Natalia are going the bad place for review The Good Place Porn Parody with comedian Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau). Along the way, the trio learn about tree sizes, clown college, Florida's media laws, Lou Bega and 9/11, and the Humpty Dance.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#85- Dragon Boob ZYvette & Alice are joined by comedian-rapper, Open Mike Eagle, (@Mike_Eagle) to review the porn version of the anime classic, Dragon Ball Z. This episode we learn about 30 years worth of cartoons, Japanese family businesses, craigslist, body paint, and more.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#84- Tell Me What You WantAlice & Natalia are joined by social psychologist Dr. Justin Lehmiller (@JustinLehmiller) to discuss all your fantasies--threesomes, cuckholding, necrophilia, what makes a successful friends with benefits, politicians you're fantasizing about, dick pic studies, and more!
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#83- Fire BushAlice & Yvette are joined by adult performer, Lauren Philips (@laurenfillsup). The ladies discuss Tiger King, video games, teleprompters, custom clips going too far, porn pee standards, porn moratoriums, and more!
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#82- How CumAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian and host of "How Cum" podcast, Remy Kassimir (@RemyKassimir). The trio discuss what to do if you've never experienced the big O and review the porn version of the hit 90's movie Clueless...Cumless.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#81- Perv CityAlice & Yvette are joined by Suzanne (@suzannehatesyou) content creator behind Perv City! This week the trio dives into topics like plunger dick, coronavirus in bat asses, puke fetish, porn casting, and more.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#80- All American ButtholeAlice & Yvette are joined by pornstar, Kenna James (@kennajames21). The ladies struggle to review Twilight porn, talk historical vampires, conovavirus updates, abstinence porn, weird porn sets, and more.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#79- Buck AngelAlice & Yvette are joined by the original tranpa, Buck Angel (@BuckAngel)! The trio discusses cancel culture, coronavirus, trans activism, being misrepresented, GI Joe having a vagina, and more!
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#78- Squeal PayPiggyAlice & Yvette are joined by an AVN award winning dom, Violet Doll (@VioletDoll)! She whips the ladies into learning all about financial humiliation, and how it's not all easy money (unless you're doing an ATM run), and more.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#77- The Gang Makes A PornoYvette & Alice are joined by their friend, satirist, and Science Enthusiast, Dan Broadbent, to review It's Always Sunny Porn. The gang also gives you an update on coronavirus, the science of potatoes in the ass, who stole Jesus's foreskin, and dead men ejaculating.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#76- Love EmergencyYvette & Alice are joined by the Frotcast's Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) to review an original porno plot: LOVE EMERGENCY. A love story about panhandling-dropout that accidentally becomes an emergency room doctor and tries to keep his job to win over a nurse.
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Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#75- Space NutsYvette & Alice have a foursome with comedians Matt & Mattingly (@HeyScoops) to review Space Nuts! Join them as they review the the sci-fi flick that parodies dozens of movies from the last 35 years and make a number of dad jokes. For details about Scoopfest & to listen to Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social: https://heyscoops.com2020-02-191h 14
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#74- Let's Talk About DecrimAlice & Yvette are joined by Kate D'Adamo (@KateDAdamo) to discuss what we did at the AVNs, decrim vs legalization, why the Nordic Model is terrible, sex work laws, Mercedes Carrera prison update, Super Bowl trafficking myths, Sex work study act, and more! Check out DECRIMNOW, SWAC, & DECRIM NY. Support us on Patreon for the full video & bonus patreon ONLY content 2020-02-131h 14
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#73- Fawxy LadyYvette & Alice are joined by everyone's favorite MILF, Alexis Fawx (@AlexisFawx). The ladies review the Die Hard porn parody, Dick Hard. They cover important topics-- is Dick Hard a Christmas porn? Coffee, cosmetic procedures, weird parodies, and more. Check out Alexis's show & sip on her coffee Support us on Patreon for the full video! 2020-02-041h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#72- Dick & MortyAlice & Yvette are joined by their fairy porn-mother, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling)! The trio discuss ViRo Club (@ViRoClub), sex toy horcruxes, guys with cameras, Alice belching on command, and more. They also review Woodrocket's live action porn version of Rick & Morty, why it's cannon, and asking what it's like to have sex with a furniture person. Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review! 2020-01-291h 00
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#71- Bree's WayYvette & Alice are joined by adult director, Bree Mills (@TheBreeMills) to discuss the Netflix of porn, her career, latest films, and how laws like California's AB5 will be impacting the industry. Get the FULL extended video & support us on Patreon! 2020-01-2145 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#70- The HangoverYvette & Alice are joined by host of The Wet Spot, comedian Chrissie Mayr (@ChrissieMayr) to review the porn universe's version of The Hangover. We also dive into what happens, or doesn't, if a woman ingests little blue pills, terrible ways to hide a person, bathroom bears, and more! Support us on Patreon2020-01-1557 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#69- She Blinded Me With ScienceYvette & Alice are joined by German porn scholar, Madita Oeming (@MsOeming), to discuss everything people get wrong about sex addiction, feminist porn, and much more! Support us on Patreon Follow us on Twitter!2020-01-091h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#24- Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket? (rerun)D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Get extra content and support us on Patreon! Leave us a review for a change to win a Clone A Willy!2020-01-011h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#19- The Big Lebowski XXX (rerun)Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon Leave us a review for a chance to win a Clone A Willy! 2019-12-251h 18
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#68- The Opening of Misty BeethovenAlice & Yvette are back to review a porn golden age classic, The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976). Of course we have many questions-- Does it hold up? Why is there a guy in a Napoleon costume? Is there anything you CAN learn after you get 3 guys off at the same time? What can we do in a ball pit? Leave us a review to be entered to win a Clone A Willy! Use Code: twogirls at OffensiveCrayons.com for 15% off Support us on Patreon2019-12-1955 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#67- 10 Inch Mutant Ninja TurtlesAlice & Natalia are joined by roast master, Eli Sairs (@elisairs), to get him up to speed on the turtle sex and science he missed growing up in the south. The trio review Woodrocket's "10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" and learn way too much about turtle penises among other things. Support us on Patreon! Listen to Eli's other shows: The Roast Ghost Toga Party Podcast2019-12-1253 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#66- Let My Puppets ComeAlice & Natalia are joined by director & screenwriter, Todd Berger (@thetoddberger), of The Happy Time Murders to review the 1976 puppet porn, Let My Puppets Come. The trio review the ketamine fueled porno which makes less and less sense the longer it goes on. Support us on Patreon! 2019-12-041h 05
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#65- A Girl Named SydneyAlice & Yvette are joined by Sydney Leathers (@sydneyelainexo) to tells all about what happens when you are involved in an international sexting scandal... at 22 in a pre-me too era. The ladies also discuss saving democracy, labiaplasty, nazis, and much more. Support us on Patreon! 2019-11-271h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#64- Man SchoolThe hosts of Man School 202, Dante Nero (@DanteNero) and Harry Terjanian (@HarryTerjanian), sit down with Natalia and Alice this week to discuss male stripping, Dante's past as a pimp, and differences between men and women. Support us on Patreon2019-11-201h 16
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#63- Gnardians of the GalaxyA group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop Bonan from getting the Infinity Bone! Comedian Bri Pruett (@bripruett) joins Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) & Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) for unnecessary movie facts, asking who the word "gnard" is for, Pauly Shore, prison cavity searches, wooden dildos, and much more. Support us on Patreon! 2019-11-1358 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#63- Gnardians of the GalaxyA group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop Bonan from getting the Infinity Bone! Comedian Bri Pruett (@bripruett) joins Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) & Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) for unnecessary movie facts, asking who the word "gnard" is for, Pauly Shore, prison cavity searches, wooden dildos, and much more. Support us on Patreon! Unknown Speaker 0:02 This is two girls one Mike, Unknown Speaker 0:04 the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn. Alice Vau...2019-11-1358 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#62- The Doctor Is InAlice & guest co-host Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx) joined by the internet's gynecologist, Jen Gunter (@DrJenGunter) to dispel all vaginal myths: vaginal steaming, weights, discharge, squirting, abortion, birth control, and more! Snag the Vagina Bible Support us on Patreon 2019-11-061h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#61- Did It For the WookieeA long time ago, in a city far, far away, Alice and guest host Natalia Reagan are joined by John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) to review a porn parody no nerd has ever thought of before...Star Wars. Support us on Patreon for more episodes 2019-10-301h 08
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#60.5- Call Me, Maybe (Patreon extra)Right after recording episode 60, this is the conversation Alice, Natalia Reagan, Amberly Rothfeild had. The ladies chat about clit stapling, animals in orifices, muppetfucker, and abortion clinic tanks. Get MORE minisodes like this AND support the show by joining us on Patreon 2019-10-2527 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#60- Call Me, MaybeAlice and Natalia are joined by phone sex operator Amberly Rothfield (@AmberlyPSO) and dish on how she's able to make 10 GRAND a month as a phone hoe. Learn how she handles different fetishes, uses props for sound effects, ASMR, and why someone needs to hire Natalia for their marketing department. Support us on Patreon for a BONUS episode! Buy Amberly's Book Check out the free version here 2019-10-231h 13
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#59- Cross to BearAlice is joined by guest host Allison McKnight (@thatmcknight) and AVN Hall of Fame director, Eli Cross (@eli_cross) to talk porn bloopers, a literal "shit geyser", porn squirting, urine spitting, money laundering, VISA being the ultimate censor, actor rates, and much more. Support us on Patreon! 2019-10-161h 10
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#58- Napornean DynamiteAlice (@RationalBlonde) is joined by Natalia Reagan(@natalia13reagan) and comedian Alex Falcone (@alex_falcone) to review Napornean Dynamite, talk monkey sex, Big Foot porn, polar bear abortions, and rate Natalia's feet. Alex's podcast: Read it and Weep Support us on Patreon 2019-10-091h 05
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#57- You'll Find Me in the ClubAlice is joined by guest co-host Allison McKnight (@thatmcknight) and N.S.F.W. sex club owner, Daniel Saynt (@danielsaynt). Sex club info and etiquette , religious repression, sex club themes, and more. Support us on Patreon! 2019-10-0250 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#56- Bob's BonersAlice is joined by comedians Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx) and David Smalley (@davidcsmalley) to review what happens when you take a Bob's Burgers and turn it into a porn. We also give you burger facts, convention talk, morality & porn, Kate's dog making masturbatory noises, voiceovers in porn, and a discussion on Backpage.com Support us on Patreon! 2019-09-2559 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#55- Porn AgainWhere there's a willy, there's a way! Alice is joined by past guest & co-host Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) and bestselling author Josh Sabarra (@JoshSabarra) to review the modernized gay porn parody remake of the 1980's classic, "9 to 5". Support us on Patreon! Listen to Silvia's podcasts: Sexy Funny Raw Sexual Disorientation Snag Josh's book's: Porn Again 2019-09-1843 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#54- Breaking the 4th WallAlice is joined by guest-host Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks) and her fellow pornstar friend, Lo Valentine (@LoValentine_). The ladies watch Deadpool XXX and talk set makeup, trademarks, Star Wars prequels, bad Cosmo sex tips, fluffers, fake pop shots, conspiracy theories in porn, and more. Don't forget to leave a review! Support us on Patreon Support Scibabe 2019-09-1258 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#53- Danger ZoneAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian and Jim Jeffries Show correspondent, Curtis Cook (@Curtis_Cook), to review Archer porn...all 4 hours of it. In an episode to where we yet again praise Tommy Pistol, talk Dancing with the Stars, getting fired from the government, MS13, micropenises, Babylon Bee, and social media. Support us on Patreon! Watch the premiere of Crank Yankers September 25th. Live in LA? 9/5 go see Giant Robot Comedy Night (8pm show at GRT (2062 Sawtelle Blvd.) in Sawtelle Japantow) 2019-09-041h 00
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#52- Porno BootcampDrop and give us 20...pumps that is. This week Samantha Mac (@TheSamanthaMack), founder of Porno Bootcamp whips Alice and Yvette into shape on all topics bootcamp related, fidget spinner buttplugs, dresses banned on social media, vore, body positivity, and washing your junk. Support us on Patreon to hear more from this conversation! 2019-08-281h 07
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#51- Touched By a Burning AngelAlice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel). The ladies discuss her career, Joanna's choose your adventure book, Instagram, Alice's $500 crayon contest, furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more. Get 20 FREE tokens for Cam4 Yvette d'Entremont 0:00 Here are two girls one Mic, we encourage you to find ethically produced porn and regular listeners know that it's a great time in the industry performers can set their own terms and interact with fans like you directly. Al...2019-08-2156 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#51- Touched By a Burning AngelAlice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel). The ladies discuss her career, Joanna's choose your adventure book, Instagram, Alice's $500 crayon contest, furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more. Get 20 FREE tokens for Cam4 2019-08-2156 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#50- Love ThyselfIf all you need is 10,000 hours to become an expert, how many hours do you need to masturbate to become a coach? Alice & Yvette are joined by Amy Weissfeld, a somatic sex educator, to discuss what's it's like to be a masturbation coach. Follow us on Twitter: TGOMpodcast Link to Hitachi Get 20 Free Tokens for CAM4 2019-08-1456 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#49- Cheers to LondonYvette & Alice are joined by pornstar, London River (@LondonCRiver), to talk slash fics, obscenity laws, young Ted Danson, Yvette's new thigh gap, and review Cheers! porn. Support us on Patreon! Snag 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code TWOGIRLS20 Get 20 FREE TOKENS for CAM4 2019-08-071h 13
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#48- I'll Be BackAlice & Yvette are joined by porn script writer & former production manager Dan OhReally (@DanOhReally) to talk porn extras, permits, capitalism, Ron Jeremy eating your food, and how we really feel about this week's parody..."This Ain't Terminator XXX". Support us on Patreon! Use code: TWOGIRLS20 for 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com Eat Dan's food in Brooklyn, NY! Bushwich Sandwich Lab 2019-08-011h 14
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#47- 30 Rock PornComedian, Dave Kinney (@DavidKinney), joins Alice & Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also cover what to not put into a microwave, rocket knees, custom gym blazers, and porn Kenneth. Support us on Patreon! Get 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code TWOGIRLS20 2019-07-241h 08
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#46- I Dream of TwinkieAlice & Yvette list of advertisers they'll likely never work with, as well as a cardinal rule one Patreon broke. They also review "I Dream of Twinkie", where a scantily clad genie named Twinkie is rescued from his bottle and has three sex wishes to grant his new master. Become a Patreon! Snag 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code: TWOGIRLS20 2019-07-171h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#45- A Hart of Gold Alice & Yvette are joined by multi award winning veteran pornstar and cat lover, Lance Hart (@lancehartfetish). The MFF this week discuss sweets, cross over performers, industry testing, how he almost accidentally died on set, and dick injections. Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon Use code TWOGIRLS20 for 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com 2019-07-101h 17
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#44- I'll Be In My Bunk Alice & Yvette are joined this week with Vice President of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) & pornstar Riley Reyes (RileyReyXXX)! The threesome nerd out and get weird with porn horcruxes, consent culture in porn, ethical porn, clown orgies, bad sex advice, alternative sex toy stores, and a squirrel eating a taco shell in a tree. Get 20% OFF Clone-A-Willy with code:TWOGIRLS20 Support us on Patreon and listen to more content! 2019-07-031h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#43- ET: The Extra Testicle From the director that brought you "Cum Hunters" and maybe watched the Spielberg classic once, we present "ET: XXX", where a horny alien is stranded on Earth and befriends a young woman named Ellie. Alice & Yvette are joined by porn writer, Allison McKnight (@thatmcknight) to review this mess. Join and listen to extra audio with Allison on our Patreon! Use Clone-A-Willy code:TWOGIRLS20 to save 20%! Don't forget to leave us a review! 2019-06-261h 19
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#42- The Dom Will See You Now How much do dominatrixes and therapists have in common? A lot. This week, Alice & Yvette are joined by former dom/porn reviewer/author Robin Shamburg. Mattel might not be too happy with how we use Barbie dolls, we learn about Christ complexes, and what it's like to have been a dom in the 90s. // Save 20% at Clone A Willy with code: TWOGIRLS20 // Save 50% off AdamAndEveVOD.com with promo code: TAKE50// Buy Robin's Book// Support Us on Patreon! 2019-06-191h 07
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#41- Trouble A-Foot We're stepping up our game with the Foot Fetish Queen of New York, Becky Berardi (@badassbeckyshow)! Join Yvette and Alice as they explore this specific kink, and the tips and tricks Becky doles out to keep us on our toes. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to use code TWOGIRLS20 for 20% OFF your order at Clone-A-Willy Find more Becky here: http://www.badassbeckyshow.com/ Instagram: @badassbeckyshow @beckysboutiquenyc 2019-06-121h 02
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#39- Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure We will draw a cat for you...or at least our guest this week will! Shark Tank alumni and Raccoon penis connoisseur, Steve Gadlin (@CatDrawingGuy), joins Yvette and Alice on this week's episode to review Pee Wee Herman porn. Much like the porn, we go into some strange places with abortion tax laws, a woman named Urethra, vagina volcanos, and Evan Stone...playing everyone. Join us on Patreon to hear about Alice's sex injury 2019-05-281h 28
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#38- A Ginger With a Soul Camgirl and activist Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks1) solidifies her place in the girl squad by joining Yvette and Alice to discuss what it's like to be a cam girl, portrayal of the sex industry in entertainment, sticking sponges into your vagina, crypto, and working towards destigmatization. Listen to more of our convo by becoming a Patreon! Don't forget to leave us a review! Hitachi Magic Wand, you're welcome. 2019-05-221h 08
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#37- The Wanking Dead Can you make necrophilia sexy? Probably not, but if you apply enough scabs and sex, you may just have just filmed the Walking Dead XXX. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian Von Decarlo (@VonDecarlo) to review this week's film and think way too much about zombies. Support us on Patreon! Check out Von Decarlo's upcoming shows & podcast! Specifically her NYC gig on May 22nd 2019-05-1555 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#36- The One With The Friends Porn It's less of a sitcom and more of a "sit-cum" as Alice and Yvette review Friends porn this week with comedian, Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy). As always, we detail things we know are important to our audience: what constitutes a triple threat in porn? Can a foosball table be used during sex? Who can identify what cooking ingredients are being rubbed on from a 100 yards away? Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review! 2019-05-081h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#35- Fap to the Future Great slut! Alice & Yvette are joined by StarTalk Allstar, Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan), to review "Fap to the Future." Join the ladies as they discuss how Marty Dickfly is thrown back in time, and with the help of Cock Brown needs to make sure her parents fingerbang at the Enchantment Under the Semen Dance. Don't forget to leave us a review. Support us on Patreon for more content! Use code "2girls" to save $60 off Motorbunny Starter Kits and Motorbunny LINK Bundles! 2019-05-011h 08
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#34- Avengers XXX After Hulk rampages through the city of Las Vegas, porn-"Nick Furry" assembles the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in an attempt to capture him. That said, not much else happens because our heroes get a little...distracted. Alice and Yvette review the superhero film with the help of comedian, Brendon Burns (@brendonburns). http://www.thebrendonburnsshow.com Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon 2019-04-2459 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#33- Debbie Does Dallas Alice and Yvette review the 70's classic, Debbie Does Dallas. They dare to ask the questions no one else wants to: Does it hold up? Is it too rapey? Why is someone doing a pile driver in the shower? Who keeps a rotary phone on a tennis court? Is it sanitary to stick a candle in your vagina? We also review Alice's time in Barcelona and going with Yvette to a spa. Support us on Patreon! Code:TWOGIRLS20 for 20% at Clone-A-Willy.com 2019-04-171h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#32- Little Brothel on the Prairie Good things come in "little" packages! Yvette & Alice are joined by legal sex worker, Alice Little (@TheAliceLittle), who discusses what it's like to work in a brothel in the Nevada! The ladies discuss safety, pegging, why every bedroom needs an extension cord, and legalization. Support us on Patreon! And don't forget to leave us a review 2019-04-101h 03
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#31- Playing Ball with Lisa Ann This week Alice & Yvette are joined by Hall of Famer, Lisa Ann. Get the scoop of what happened behind "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" and that one lifeguard porn where Lisa "saves" a guy in a bathtub. Also covered on the show: shaving butts and other healthy habits, her return to porn, predators, honing a career in a changing market, and new UK porn regulations. Support us on Patreon! 2019-04-0357 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#30- Japanese Game Show Porn Alice & Yvette are joined by AVN award winner and comedian, Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez). On this episode we resurrect "will they-won't they", what it's like to be a sex toy model, elephant penis...the other dark meat, and incest! Become a Patreon to get access to the Japanese Game Show porn we reviewed. Save 20% Clone-A-Willy with code TWOGIRLS20 2019-03-271h 04
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#29- The Pornstar Next Door Alice and Yvette are joined by AVN Nominee and often "step-sister", Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx ). The ladies discuss Portland as a hotbed for strip clubs, using cheese in sex, Kate eating sandwiches, and review the Parks & Rec porn parody. Will this porn parody be... "Too Big To Nail"? Support us on Patreon and listen to extra content! 2019-03-201h 10
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#27- The Biggest Blackest Episode Alice and Yvette are joined by a monster in the industry, Dredd's penis...oh and AVN-Nominee/XRCO-winner Dredd (@DreddXXX ). We discuss the trials and tribulations of having a larger than average member and ask all the questions you've been sitting on! Did we mention there's dick jokes? Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review on iTunes! Our official Instagram. Our official Twitter. Alice Riding a robot if you haven't already seen it. 2019-03-0647 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#26- The Cream Machine Alice & Yvette are having a wholesome MFF, with non other than CollegeHumor's Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry). The girls clearly can't contain themselves when they hear he's willing to do the dishes...without being asked. Together they review SpongeKnob SquareNuts, because our childhoods haven't been ruined enough. Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review! Check out Ryan's channel on Pornhub 2019-02-2751 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#25- Pistol WhippedYvette and Alice are joined by a man who's humor can only be outmatched by his dick, Tommy Pistol (@TommyPistol ). The multiple AVN award winner sits down with the girls to discuss literal food porn, sex dolls, uncircumcised penises, and the secret to great sex (hint: it's something you aren't "talking about") Support on Patreon for more content! Leave us a review! 2019-02-201h 12
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#24- Is that a D'OH!-nut in your pocket?D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Alice riding the robot. Get extra content and support us on Patreon! Leave us a review! 2019-02-131h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#23- The Oscars of PornYvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Link to the now infamous video of her on a motorized pleasure machine. Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event...as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel. Support us on Patreon2019-02-0646 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#22- Lights! Camera! Cum!What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy Myers (@leeroymyers)--film director, producer, screenwriter, and founder of Woodrocket specializing in parody porn! Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon!2019-01-291h 07
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#21- Cafe FleshAlice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be as glaze or mixed drink. They also review the 1982 post-apocalyptic classic, Cafe Flesh. Bear with us as Alice’s microphone breaks midway through recording and we discuss role-play with milkmen dressed up like rats. Link to Semen Cookbook. Support us on Patreon for extra content! 2019-01-2457 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#20- Ghostbusting HamiltoeAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (@Eitanthegoalie), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their brains over how the production team hasn't yet been sued. Donate to Eitan's film campaign! Join us on Patreon. Don't forget to leave us a review! 2019-01-161h 24
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#19- The Big Lebowski XXXAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon. Leave us a review! 2019-01-091h 18
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#18- Reviewing the PorniverseYvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren’t more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting on sheet cakes? Also a discussion on FB, UK, US, and Chinese porn regulations. Ersties Podcast Leave us a review! Support us on Patreon2019-01-0456 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#17- Venus With A PenisAlice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux @VenusLux. Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which we likely will regret. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to rate us & leave a review! Venus Lux's Official Site (NSFW)2018-12-281h 04
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#16- Behind the Green DoorAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery (@emeryemeryii) to review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, and how it's possible to experience death by semen. Science Friction Support us on Patreon Check out Offensive Crayons2018-12-211h 10
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#15- Committee for Sexual InquiryAlice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield (@CaulfieldTim) of Netflix's "A User's Guide to Cheating Death", talks Japan, sex dolls, and labia surgery. Dr. Abby Hafer shares with us all the sexual fluidity in the animal kingdom including cross dressing fish, gay seagulls, and measuring balls. Don't forget to rate us and leave a comment! Support us on Patreon2018-12-131h 08
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#14- Whorrey Potter And The Sorcerer's BallsAlice & Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They try to steal the balls of a feared evil wizard...He Who Must Not Be Laid. Don't forget to leave us a review in iTunes! Support us for more content at Patreon2018-12-0552 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#13- Who's Nailin' Tom ArnoldAlice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold (@TomArnold). Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our overly friendly Russian neighbors. Episode includes an accidental cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind the scenes stories you won't hear elsewhere, and an accidental white supremacist moment. Donate to Camp del Corazon Support us on Patreon Leave us a review & spread the word!2018-11-281h 15
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#12- Full HolesLoosely based on the American sitcom, see the porn that Bob Saget wished he had made while on the set of Full House. Alice and Yvette review the Pornhub exclusive and tell you whether or not it's more tolerable than Fuller House. Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon2018-11-151h 01
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#11- The Meryl Streep of PornAlice and Yvette are joined by industry legend, Nina Hartley (@ninaland). The ladies discuss everything from longevity in the industry, gag reflexes, tips to satisfy your partner, pornolingus, anti-porn feminism, sterilization, incels, and much more. https://www.nina.live Make sure to rate us! Support us on Patreon2018-11-0858 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#10- Clerks XXXAlice & Yvette cover the raunchy twist on the cult classic, Clerks, with Manwhore host Billy Procida (@TheBillyProcida). In this, Dana is called in to cover a shift at an adult superstore store on her day off. Her friend Randy helps her pass the time while she has to deal with a slew of sex obsessed customers. Don't forget to rate us! Support us on Patreon2018-10-3150 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#9- Pump FictionAlice & Yvette are joined by comedian/pornstar, Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) to review the porn version of Pulp Fiction...Pump Fiction. In it, Johnny and Sean are two hit men on a hunt for a briefcase with a special toy for their employer, Mr. Marcus. Their day is filled with intense blowjobs, guns, and action. Plus, you'll never guess how the boss's wife, Nikki, is revived after she ODs in the pornified version of the classic scene. Leave us a review! Support us on Patreon 2018-10-2454 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#8- UNTRUE: Female Infidelity & LustAlice & Yvette chat with NYT Best Seller, Wednesday Martin (@WednesdayMartin ), on her new book "UNTRUE" and why everything we know about female lust and infidelity is wrong [with the science to back it up]. We also find out straight females are super freaks, which might explain why Alice has dirty thoughts about Captain Crunch. Support us on Patreon And don't forget review us!2018-10-1756 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#7- Operation M.I.L.F.2/08/2019 Update: It's come to light that Mercedes has recently been arrested and charged with allegations of of sexual abuse of a child below the age of ten years old. If convicted, we will be removing this episode. ------ Yvette and Alice are joined by the stunning and brilliant pornstar-engineer Mercedes Carrera (@TheMercedesXXX) to discuss Operation M.I.L.F, porn as contraband, legislation that affects porn, industry health testing, FOSTA-SESTA, free speech, internet regulation, and politics in the South China Sea. Meet us at CSICon Rate us! Support us on Patre...2018-10-1049 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#6- Clockwork OrgyIn a spin on the Kubrick classic, Alexandra and her "Droogs" embark on "a little of the old ultrasex." After being apprehended, she submits to a behavior modification technique to earn her freedom where she'll abhor the thought or action of sex. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian, Ian Harris (@comediocre), to break down this unusual twist on the classic. Don't forget to rate us! Support us on Patreon2018-10-0459 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#5- NightdreamsIn an experiment, a pair of scientists use electric jolts to induce a woman to have erotic dreams. The sex might normal, but the situations are anything but. Yvette & Alice breakdown what it's like to get it on with a Jack in the box, fish, cowgirls, and a life-size box of Cream of Wheat. Please rate and review us! Support us via Patreon2018-09-2652 min
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#4- Girl on Girl on GirlYvette & Alice sit down with AVN award winner, Sinn Sage. Sinn walks them through the difference between tribbing versus scissoring, tips on giving great cunnilingus, LGBTQ issues within porn, wrestling, and much more. We also discuss our love of the Hitachi and why you shouldn't participate in "grapefruiting" (or whatever Alice is doing with a shoelace...). Please rate & review us! Support us via Patreon2018-09-191h 02
Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast#2- Virtual Reality PornPorn Star and VR Cam Queen, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling) joins Yvette and Alice to talk about her transition from reference librarian to VR porn, discuss teledildonics, adult toys gone awry, sex robot brothels, porn awards, and life after porn. Patreon Rate us in iTunes or whatever podcast app!2018-09-051h 05