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Zach, Amin and Mayes debrief the latest Harper & Elhassan Wedding Chronicles, which included a shared notes app to jot down observations.
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CinephobeRule of Two - Andor Eps 7,8 & 9Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy.
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CinephobeTop 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2024Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite moments of the year.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check...2024-12-2353 min
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Ons of 2024Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our least favorite thespians of the year.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now...2024-12-091h 01
CinephobeTop 5 Ass Offs of 2024Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite thespians of the year.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and...2024-11-2558 min
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 244: The Number 23Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23.Zach Harper26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 |Amin Elhassan1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 |Anthony Mayes1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 |3 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 9 + 7 + 6 + 3 = 69 / 3 = 23!!BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.2024-11-142h 10
CinephobeTop 5 Dream Tony MedleysIn the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony Medley.Unfortunately, despite reviewing hundreds of films since 2002, there are plenty of movies we've done that Tony has not reviewed.In this CT5, we compile the movies that we wish Tony had seen and reviewed, speculating on what we think we would have said and which films would have inspired classic scrutiny from our Toluca Lake Legend.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out...2024-09-301h 07
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 2 (with Anthony C. Hall)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Tony the point shaver himself to talk about how he got cast in Blue Chips, working for William Friedkin, observing Nick Nolte picking Bobby Knight's brain and so much more.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. 2024-02-221h 33
CinephobeThe Cinephobe GlossaryZach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from 149 years of Cinephobe, to help listeners clarify where they originated.If there are any jokes or terms that you feel like we missed and would like more information on, tweet us, email us, or leave a reviewJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or...2023-09-112h 11CinephobeCinephobe Ep 183: Waiting...Zach, Amin and Mayes are not prepared for their first day of work at ShenaniganZ, but luckily the friendly staff is here to remind us that the difference between ordinary and extraordinary… Is that little extra.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Ami...2023-06-012h 12
CinephobeTop 5 NamesZach, Amin and Mayes determine the greatest fictional names in Cinephobe movie history, while sprinkling in a few of their own creations along the way.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Maye...2023-05-2942 minCinephobeCinephobe Ep 182: You Don't Mess with the ZohanZach, Amin and Mayes want to make the whole world silky smooth, so let's go.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG...2023-05-252h 10CinephobeCinephobe Ep 181: Grandma's BoyZach, Amin and Mayes are forced to move in with their Grandmothers in the episode that proves you don't need an Adam Sandler appearance to make an Adam Sandler movie.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin2023-05-182h 19
CinephobeTop 5 WeaponsZach, Amin and Mayes are opening the armory and emptying the clip for their favorite weapons in Cinephobe Cinematic Universe.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for our exclusive Rewatchingtons, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD...2023-05-1532 minCinephobeCinephobe Ep 180: AcceptedZach, Amin and Mayes got rejected from every podcast in the country, so they decided to reject rejection and start their own. Ask us about our wieners.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for our exclusive Rewatchingtons, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Maye...2023-05-112h 25CinephobeCinephobe Ep 179: The Invention of LyingZach, Amin and Mayes are the first people to say a thing that wasn't, and the ramifications from this discovery are gonna change mankind forever. It’s the most important podcast episode the world has ever heard.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Em...2023-05-041h 53
CinephobeTop 5 JobsThey say if you love what you do, you never have to work a day in your life, so Zach, Amin and Mayes apply for their dream jobs from Cinephobe's bountiful buffet of options.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinep...2023-05-0135 minCinephobeCinephobe Ep 178: Almost HeroesZach, Amin and Mayes are determined to beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean in this ribaldrous romp across the American West at the turn the 19th century, wench.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com 2023-04-271h 47CinephobeCinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Part 2 (with JuJu Gotti)Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti like their jello to jiggle and their cell phones made out of Titanium as the house finally gets brought down.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more...2023-04-201h 26
CinephobeTop 5 VehiclesZach, Amin and Mayes are back behind the wheel to determine the greatest vehicles in Cinephobe history. Buckle up for safety, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn...2023-04-1737 minCinephobeCinephobe Ep 177: Bringing Down The House - Part 1 (with JuJu Gotti)Zach, Amin, Mayes and JuJu Gotti are looking for love in Yahoo legal chat rooms in the most unlikely two part episode to date.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your...2023-04-131h 28CinephobeCinephobe Ep 176: Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the HoodZach, Amin and Mayes are an endangered species because rappers are taking all the good podcasting jobs. MESSAGE!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...2023-04-061h 51
CinephobeTop 5 Worst DancersZach, Amin and Mayes are test driving a new format where they go back through the anals of Cinephobe history to determine their own personal top five lists, and this time around it's the worst dancers of all time.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod2023-04-0335 minCinephobeCinephobe Ep 175: Encino ManZach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of stoney crusty dudes with mops on top that only care about nugs, chillin and grindage while wheezing the juice to the fullest.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com 2023-03-302h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 174: Event Horizon (with Pockets Graham)Zach, Amin, Mayes and Pockets Graham travel beyond Neptune to board a ship that can harness the power of a black hole, bend space time and travel beyond the boundaries of known scientific reality.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinep...2023-03-232h 06CinephobeCinephobe Ep 173: The Ice RoadZach, Amin and Mayes still have a particular set of skills as Liam Neeson joins the illustrious ten timers club. Liam must drive trucks across frozen lakes accompanied by a toothpick, a rat named Skeeter, and his aphasic brother Gurty. Will they overcome all their obstacles and make it in time to save workers in a collapsed diamond mine?Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG...2023-03-161h 53CinephobeCinephobe Ep 172: FledZach, Amin and Mayes are convicts that gotta fled in order to ride Ducatis and recover a computer disk holding financial information for the Cuban Mafia. If you meet us behind the scoreboard in the Georgia Dome, we will show you how log on to the Inner Sanctum.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle2023-03-091h 56CinephobeCinephobe Ep 171: The WaterboyZach, Amin and Mayes are bayou bound and ready to open up a whole case of whupass playin foosball or whatever you call it with them gargantuans. Mama says Cinephobe is the DEVIL!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail...2023-03-021h 57CinephobeCinephobe Ep 170: Barb WireZach, Amin and Mayes are desperately trying to find a way out of Steel Harbor using fake contact lenses to fool a retinal scanner in this titillating vision of the future. Don't call this podcast babe!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Ema...2023-02-232h 06CinephobeCinephobe Ep 169: Speed 2: Cruise Control (with Billy Gil)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by cruise expert Billy Gil for a thrilling adventure on the high seas. Whether you're trying to propose to your girlfriend of seven months that you don't know that well, or just trying to relax while leeches purify your blood of copper poisoning, the Seabourn Legend is the ideal vessel.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin ...2023-02-162h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 168: Practical MagicZach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of practical prestidigitators cuttin' it up in this inexplicably expensive movie that's feeling very into sisters and introduces the concept of future Cinephobe Dracula Cowboy.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com2023-02-091h 52CinephobeCinephobe Ep 166: Men In Black International (with Marshall Newhouse)Zach, Amin, Mayes and Marshall Newhouse are suited up to protect the earth from the scum of the universe. Unfortunately, that includes many of the movies covered on this podcast. Kabla Nakshulin!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com2023-01-262h 10CinephobeCinephobe Ep 165: Taken 2Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed. The battleground is Istanbul, and every conquest for the last 2,500 years, whether it was the West going East or the East going West, they all used this very same waterway.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin ...2023-01-192h 08CinephobeCinephobe Ep 165: Taken 2Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to take revenge in the incessant vendetta between Liam Neeson and every Albanian from Tropojë that has ever existed. The battleground is Istanbul, and every conquest for the last 2,500 years, whether it was the West going East or the East going West, they all used this very same waterway.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin ...2023-01-192h 03CinephobeCinephobe Ep 164: Taken 3Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very particular set of skills. Skills they have acquired over a 164 year podcasting career. Skills that make them uniquely qualified to amble onward through Liam Neeson month and finish off the Taken series before it's even begun. Good luck.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle2023-01-122h 04CinephobeCinephobe Ep 163: Memory2023 is here and so is Liam Neeson Month! Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of assassins with early onset Alzheimer's disease trying to complete one last job. Will they stick to their code, or just forget about it? I don't remember.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show...2023-01-052h 14CinephobeCinephobe Unlocked: 200 CigarettesDeclassified from the archives, Zach, Amin and Mayes count down to the big ball drop with the final movie of the year. Will everyone show up to the New Years party in time to hook up with someone and avoid being jinxed for the entire following year? Will they smoke 200 cigarettes in this movie? Will Elvis Costello find his glasses? Are we still making the same jokes we made a year ago? Tune in to find out.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on T...2022-12-292h 03CinephobeCinephobe Ep 162: Can't Hardly WaitZach, Amin and Mayes are celebrating with the Huntington Hills High Class of 1998 at the graduation party to end all graduation parties. Whether you're a nerd, jock, babe, stoner, goth, exchange student or ever formed a band, you'll find representation in this movie that's all about the memories, man!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @corn...2022-12-222h 07CinephobeCinephobe Ep 161: Don't Worry DarlingZach, Amin and Mayes are fully committed to the Victory Project and it's idyllic existence in a desert town, greeted at home after their long days at work with a glass of brown liquor and a five course meal. However, things aren't as perfect as they seem...Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle2022-12-152h 20CinephobeCinephobe Ep 159: The Da Vinci Code (with Jessica Smetana)Zach, Amin and Mayes were joined by Jessica Smetana in the year twenty twenty two Anno Domini at the Council of Assinine to play Bananagrams and crack the Wordle Cryptex. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com 2022-12-012h 54CinephobeCinephobe Ep 158: Bad Boys II - Part 2Zach, Amin and Mayes are still shaking their tailfeathers in the explosive conclusion to this two part episode. We've got homemade sex tapes being played on every screen at Phat A/V, intimidating an innocent young man named Reggie, Marcus accidentally rolling balls on ecstasy, and just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, a covert operation to infiltrate Cuba that ends in a Guantanamo Bay minefield.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG...2022-11-241h 39CinephobeCinephobe Ep 158: Bad Boys II - Part 1Zach, Amin and Mayes ride together and die together in the sequel so replete with Bayhem that we had to break it into two parts. The only thing flying as rapidly and repeatedly as the bullets is the banter, and when Hector Juan Carlos "Johnny" Tapia is trying to get his X-Man money out of the country, the Bad Boys will stop at nothing to bring him down.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG...2022-11-171h 42CinephobeCinephobe Ep 157: LegionZach, Amin and Mayes are tired of all the bullshit, so they're headed to a diner in the middle of the desert to protect the second coming of the only hope humanity has of surviving: The premature bastard child of a cigarette smoking waitress.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleTh...2022-11-102h 06CinephobeCinephobe Ep 156: Nacho LibreZach, Amin and Mayes must keep their identities secret in order to maintain their double lives as podcasters and luchadors. Whether you believe in God or believe in Science, crack this episode open like an Eagle egg and bless yourself with nutrients and strength.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleTh...2022-11-032h 00CinephobeCinephobe Ep 155: Super Troopers (with Ian Karmel)Zach, Amin and Mayes called for backup to break down this rollicking quote fest of a movie and close out Broken Lizard Month. Ian Karmel joins the show to unleash a furious Joe Pesci imitation, disclose his personal rankings for the Chris Wars, and settle once and for all who's a better friend, Zach or Amin. Oh yeah, and discuss the movie.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Ami...2022-10-272h 17CinephobeCinephobe Ep 154: The Slammin' SalmonZach, Amin and Mayes are slingin' seafood like there's no tomorrow at former Heavyweight Champion Cleon Salmon's restaurant. They have one night to make $20,000 while serving the cast of CFI Hotlanta, an actor trying to propose, the entire Miami Dolphins offensive line and a man just trying to read War & Peace.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @corn...2022-10-202h 00CinephobeCinephobe Ep 153: Club DreadZach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Pleasure Island for a hedonistic vacation with Coconut Pete and his staff to do the Sun Salute, play real life Pac Man, drink from an ice luge and waste away in Piña ColadaburgSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page...2022-10-132h 02CinephobeCinephobe Ep 152: BeerfestZach, Amin and Mayes are the progeny of thieving shtableboys who travel to Munich with aims of winning a secretive international podcasting competition and restoring honor to Cinephobe's name.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com2022-10-062h 02CinephobeCinephobe Ep 151: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (with Jason Concepcion)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the immaculate Jason Concepcion for an epic time travel adventure back to feudal Japan replete with references to mid 90s pop culture. Schwing!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail...2022-09-292h 14CinephobeCinephobe Ep 150: HulkZach, Amin and Mayes are mean, green, podcasting machines in this episode that unlocks repressed memories and soothes family trauma. You're gonna like us when we're angry.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com 2022-09-222h 18CinephobeCinephobe Ep 149: VenomZach, Amin and Mayes have formed a symbiotic relationship with this podcast, one that may be slowly killing them and keeping them alive all at the same time. WE are Cinephobe.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinep...2022-09-082h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 148: Green LanternZach, Amin and Mayes have created this podcast out of sheer concentrated power of will. A reckless, cavalier pilot is forced to confront the fear of the two most powerful forces in the Universe: Commitment & Poppytalk.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod2022-09-012h 06CinephobeCinephobe Ep 147: Man on Fire (with JuJu Gotti)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined once again by the incomparable JuJu Gotti for the heartfelt and emotional origin story of a young swimmer with olympic dreams training with a new coach that unlocks her potential. Unfortunately, her rise to the top gets tragically derailed by the unexpected return of Kidnaping month.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Maye...2022-08-252h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 146: FallenZach, Amin and Mayes seek to exorcise their podcasting demons when they find themselves confronted by an ancient evil with a sadistic nature that loves to sing: Drunk Amin.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com2022-08-182h 29CinephobeCinephobe Ep 145: Heart ConditionAfter wrecking the old one with greasy food, cigarettes, and a stressful lifestyle, Zach, Amin & Mayes receive a new heart and fresh start.Only one catch: it comes from the black lawyer that stole your girlfriend who's going to haunt you, literally.From the podcast that brought you episodes discussing movies where:
A black man believes he is Italian
An Italian man disguises himself as a turtle
A white man wears blackface to attend Harvard
Two black men impersonate white women to prevent a kidnaping
White people are subjugated in a world where reality...2022-08-112h 00CinephobeCinephobe Ep 144: VirtuosityZach, Amin and Mayes have evolved, incubating more than 200 podcasts into a fifty terabyte self evolving neural network uploaded onto a nanotech android that chews glass like pop rocks and really wants you to comment, like and subscribe.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently exca...2022-08-042h 10CinephobeCinephobe Ep 143: Predator 2 (with Roy Bellamy)Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Roy Bellamy to hunt the ultimate hunter in a sweaty and blood soaked dystopian Los Angeles.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more...2022-07-282h 11CinephobeCinephobe Ep 142: Suburban CommandoZach, Amin and Mayes are ordered to take a vacation from podcasting around the galaxy, so they rent a converted shed in suburbia to acquaint themselves with an earthling existence.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail...2022-07-212h 10CinephobeCinephobe Ep 141: BattleshipZach, Amin and Mayes are deployed in naval war games for RIMPAC 2012 when all of a sudden, for the second time in Cinephobe history, the fate of Hawaii hangs in the balance. Will these honest podcasters fendi off their second consecutive alien invasion thanks to Rihanna's acting debut? Tune in to find out as Space Month continues.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin2022-07-142h 15CinephobeCinephobe Ep 140: The WatchZach, Amin and Mayes are a rag tag group of heroes brought together by custom jackets with inspiring logos and a desire to tear shit up while enforcing society's rules. Fresh horses for my men! Tonight we ride!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently exca...2022-07-071h 56CinephobeCinepheud 3: CinepardyIt's time for the Cinephobe Game Show!Zach and Amin compete to test their knowledge of their own podcast, attempting to answer questions crafted by Mayes and presented in a Jeopardy style format.There are eight categories with five questions of increasing point value and difficulty, as well as two secret double elimination questions.Who will be the first Cinepardy champion?Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @ta...2022-06-301h 16CinephobeCinephobe Ep 139: Tiptoes (with Brad Williams)Brad Williams makes his triumphant return to Cinephobe as he joins Zach, Amin and Mayes to review the movie so offensive to little people that we had to come up with a new term for it: "Short Leg". So sit back, relax, flop those legs up on the couch and craft a concoction of your finest cognac and cherry morphine as this movie gets down on its knees to blow you away.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: ...2022-06-232h 17CinephobeCinephobe Ep 138: Two for the Money (with Mike Ryan)Mike Ryan returns to Cinephobe for the third time and joins Zach, Amin and Mayes in their quest to watch every movie featuring a homoerotic mentor-protegé dynamic. Buckle up for the rollercoaster ride from gridiron glory to prognostication prowess, and all the way back down to the gutter. We're gamblin' again!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornp...2022-06-162h 09CinephobeCinephobe Ep 137: The Beach BumZach, Amin and Mayes take a sun drenched sojourn down to the Florida Keys to suck the nectar outta this podcast alongside Moondog, Flicker, Cap Wack, Lingerie and Jimmy Buffett. You know the best part about the devil? He finds the fun, and then we take Jesus and we just ride him all the way to the top.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @dar...2022-06-091h 50CinephobeCinephobe Ep 136: Ghosts of Girlfriends PastZach, Amin and Mayes are visited by the Ghosts of Exposition Past, Present and Future in a desperate attempt to change their ways. Take shelter from the estrogen lynch mob, come on in and get cozy at the Manosphere Bar where the misogyny flows like divine ambrosia and everything's gonna be alright alright alright...Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin An...2022-06-022h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 135: Maximum Overdrive (with Michelle Beadle)Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of road twitches stuck at Michelle “Bubba” Beadle’s truck stop hoping to survive the rise of the machines caused by a radioactive comet coating the world in a fine layer of lime green chaos. We made this podcast!! Where’s the loyalty??Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle I...2022-05-261h 58CinephobeCinephobe Ep 134: Soul PlaneZach, Amin and Mayes have graduated from the Pelican Bay School of Podcasting (with honors) just in time to record from the Soul Plane during its inaugural cross country journey. Whether you're in First Class dining on fee lay mane yane, or in Low Class choosing between Colt 45 and Alizé, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position as we prepare for takeoff.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @tal...2022-05-191h 55CinephobeCinephobe Ep 133: TaxiBuckle up for safety, Cinephobiacs! Zach, Amin and Mayes are commandeering this podcast to pursue an unstoppable group of seductive bank robbers with the help of elite bike messenger and NASCAR enthusiast Queen Latifah.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod ...2022-05-121h 54CinephobeCinephobe Ep 132: Dude, Where's My Car?Zach, Amin and Mayes have a very mysterious and powerful podcast, and its mystery is exceeded only by its power. ¡ZOLTAN!Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your a...2022-05-052h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 131: National Treasure: Book of SecretsZach, Amin and Mayes are on a quest to clear their podcast's name and put a stop to the KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) once and for all. After a quick jaunt across the pond to retrieve some crucial clues from Paris and Buckingham Palace, they visit Mount Vernon, the Library of Congress, and Mount Rushmore on their tourist trap treasure trail. Do you like ducks?Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops...2022-04-272h 13CinephobeCinephobe Ep 130: Bangkok DangerousZach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the City of Mirrors in Thailand for One Last Job, making a quick pit stop at the pharmacy to fulfill their prescription for love.Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more a...2022-04-202h 00CinephobeCinephobe Ep 129: DeadfallZach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of loyalty podcasters bringing in marks for a classic possum trap. Will they make it out unscathed, and more importantly, will they get the cake?? Cage month lurches forward with this family affair from the fourth or fifth most talented director in the Coppola family, depending on who you ask.Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin An...2022-04-132h 19CinephobeCinephobe Ep 128: Left BehindWhen the virtuous and God-fearing citizens of the world suddenly disappear in the blink of an eye, Zach, Amin and Mayes are, you guessed it, Left Behind to record a podcast with the Antichrist.Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle CTD @countthedings IG: @countthedings Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com L...2022-04-062h 08
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 127: The WatcherZach, Amin and Mayes are tormented FBI agents trying to bury the guilt and failure of their past with migraine medicine injections and rakefuls of garbage Vietnamese food. When an uncatchable serial killer with an endless budget follows them to Chicago, they are forced to form a joint task force and save the city's female loners from imminent death.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022...2022-03-302h 04
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 126: White Man's BurdenZach, Amin and Mayes induct John Travolta into the ten timer's club with the movie that flipped the world upside down so startlingly, it has never recovered. When a family man hits rock bottom at an astronomical rate, he is forced to do whatever is necessary to recover the money owed to him by his wealthy former boss.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and...2022-03-232h 17
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 125: The Golden Child400 years ago, the Nu Trong Oracle predicted that Cinephobe would do an episode on The Golden Child, and the Chosen Ones Zach Amin and Mayes would ascertain whether or not it was accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the 2021 Awards, Glossary, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond!Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. 2022-03-162h 15
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 124: The Master of DisguiseDisguise the limit for Zach Amin and Mayes in the first movie of Kidnaping month and only 1% movie in Cinephobe history. Is this podcast not turtley enough for the turtle club?Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 and beyond!Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple P...2022-03-091h 55
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 123: BellyZach, Amin and Mayes are walking into the club in slow motion, glistening blue in the blacklight while fully slicked down in baby oil. Shorty can't eat no books, but shorty can eat a podcast, as we close out Black Heritage Month with a fraudulent poll.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive w...2022-03-022h 03
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 122: A Low Down Dirty ShameJust when Zach, Amin and Mayes thought they were out of the game, they get pulled back in by an old flame. The dame claimed she was not to blame, all the same, it was a low down dirty shame.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 a...2022-02-232h 06
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 121: The Five Heartbeats (with Roy Bellamy)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by repeat offender Roy Bellamy, producer of the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, to form one of the most legendary crossover podcasting groups in history. Greater than Flash and the Ebony Sparks, Bird and the Midnight Falcons, and the Temptations all put together.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will a...2022-02-162h 18
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 120: Class ActZach, Amin and Mayes are debuting their latest podcast at the Anti-Drug rally and following it up with a round of Cinepheud at the Knowledge Bowl. A simple case of mistaken identity leads to a series of zany mishaps, an angry drug dealer and Pauly Shore dressed as a genie.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou w...2022-02-091h 44
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 119: ZookeeperZach, Amin and Mayes are breaking a Gorilla out of the Zoo so they can rip it up at TGI Fridays. This movie answers finally answers the long anticipated question: If animals were pick-up artists, what kind of dating advice would they give?Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive w...2022-02-022h 05
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 118: RhinestoneZach, Amin and Mayes bet everything, and we mean everything, that they can turn a New York City cabbie into an overnight podcasting sensation. Will they discover a Rhinestone in the rough? Or will Stallone Year come to an end?Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsYou will also get access to our exclusive watch-a-long episodes in 2022 a...2022-01-262h 08
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 117.5: Stallone Month Addendum (with Stugotz)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the one and only Stugotz from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz to discuss all of the movies from Stallone Month. Stu breaks out his top secret Stallone File that he's been keeping under wraps for years until this podcast, where he gives us the Top 5 Stallone Movies and Top 5 Stallone Characters in his personal record book.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, H...2022-01-211h 05
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 116: Rocky IVZach, Amin and Mayes travel to an isolated cabin in Russia to train for their greatest podcast yet. They're not as young as springtime no more, but they can't change what they really are. Podcasters, gents.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter & Instagram: Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzleThe show page Amin recently excavated @CinephobePod2022-01-122h 17
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 115: Over the TopZach, Amin and Mayes are taking it higher and fighting with fire in their quest to win the Arm Wrestling World Championship out of the independent podcaster division. Will these plucky underdogs be able to strap up and pull their way through the field of burly truckers? It is double elimination after all, in other words, if you lose once, you still have one more chance.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive A...2022-01-052h 07
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 114: Now You See Me 2Zach, Amin and Mayes have more than a few tricks up their sleeves as heist month disappears in a puff of smoke. The Four Horseman face their greatest foe to date, a Harry Potter that traded in his wand for a super computer, and certainly not a single twist or illusion, everything is exactly as it seems.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at w...2021-12-222h 23
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 113: Honest ThiefZach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of honest podcasters trying to do a heist month, but corrupt heist movies keep film noiring their way out of the genre. Liam Neesons is our shit, but this movie has gone too far. Will the podcasters clear their names and continue to use their particular set of skills? Or will it all be Taken from them.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, H...2021-12-151h 56
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 112: 3000 Miles to GracelandZach, Amin and Mayes are the bastard sons of Elvis out to rob a Casino in the most straightforward plan in Cinephobe history. Kevin Costner goes against type as a sideburned slayer and Kurt Russell gets trapped by a single mom while the soundtrack and visual style evoke a picture perfect period piece of the early 2000s.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at w...2021-12-082h 01
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 111: Red NoticeZach, Amin and Mayes are the number one podcasts thieves in the world, and it's time to put their skills to the test. In a fast and furious four horse race between Banter, Exposition, Film Noir and Poppytalk, this episode ended up funnier than the Vin Diesel audition tape for Cats.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings ...2021-12-012h 14
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 110: Sister Act 2: Back in the HabitZach, Amin and Mayes are second to nun as they close out Whoopi Goldberg month with some joyful joy. When an administrator on the brink of retirement threatens to shut down the podcast and turn it into a parking lot, only one thing can change his mind: winning the all state podcast competition.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings2021-11-241h 54
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 109: National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting cocaine in the cookies for a podcast that exudes a beautiful simplicity, savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and destroy, to taste blood, to rend flesh. It will be your worst nightmare unless you give us the meecrofilme, but if it's tingling, that means it's working.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings2021-11-171h 49
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 108: Homie SpumoniZach, Amin and Mayes travel to Italy after winning a contest to name a chicken sandwich, where through a series of events they drop their podcast in a basket and it floats away down the river. Years later, their podcast has been raised Italian, having never known its true heritage. Mamma Mia! Will Homie Spumoni discover his roots in time for the hospital talent show?Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, H...2021-11-102h 04
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 107: EddieZach, Amin and Mayes have been selected as honorary podcasters for the struggling New York Knicks. After quickly assessing the core personal issue plaguing each individual member of the team and solving them one at a time, it all comes down to the last game of the season to decide who becomes the 8 seed in the playoffs. This movie invented the play in game. BING BONG!Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, H...2021-11-031h 58
CinephobeCinephobe Halloween Spooktacular: Leprechaun in the Hood (with Brad Williams)Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by comedian Brad Williams on their quest to reach the Las Vegas Hip Hop Café. The Leprechaun is eerily comfortable in the hood, smoking the bombest weed, banging the flyest zombie fly girls, and murdering anyone in his path before spitting bars (o'gold) over dope beats. Is there pussy in heaven?Follow Brad: @funnybrad IG: @bradwilliamscomic Website: https://www.bradwilliamscomedy.com/Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Pa...2021-10-312h 11
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 106: American NinjaZach, Amin and Mayes are amnesiacs with troubled pasts and very particular sets of skills, having trained with a master in the art of podjitsu. Their skills are put to the test when they become embroiled in army corruption involving an arms dealer who just happens to have a world class ninja facility on his compound.Subscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and more Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.c...2021-10-272h 06
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 105: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the OozeWHOA! PRIMO PODCAST DUDES! Zach, Amin and Mayes are just a couple of mutagenic podcasters with different colored bandanas that love pizza. So hold your canister of ooze up high in the air, give me 10 flips and repeat after me: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!Vote in this month's pollSubscribe to Cued Up - Mayes' TV Podcast about Succession Season 3 and moreJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings2021-10-201h 55
CinephobeCinephobe Ep 104: BloodsportZach, Amin and Mayes are headed back to Hong Kong for a secret contest where the world's greatest podcasters fight in a battle to the death. From the longest flashback in the history of Cinephobe to a bevy of roundhouse kicks, uppercuts, sleeper holds and bloody faces, this episode sets multiple world records, including fastest Phile at 72 mph.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Rate Cinephobe 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. ...2021-10-132h 05CinephobeCinephobe Ep 103: Road HouseZach, Amin and Mayes are the best damn podcasters in the business, and they've been hired to clean up the kinda podcast where they sweep up the eyeballs after recording. Equipped with nothing but degrees in philosophy and dossiers full of exposition, they'll tangle with local big shots, flirt with hot doctors, and reconnect with old mentors set to the sonic stylings of a blind guitarist.What up Cinephobiacs!Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www...2021-10-062h 11CinephobeCinephobe Ep 102: GallowwalkersZach, Amin and Mayes rise from the dead to roam the desert, seeking vengeance on the men that desecrated the woman they loved. Not even the sisters of San Diablo, the townsfolk of Enoch's Hammer, or a young hero named Fabolous are safe in this bloody romp. Ever wondered what movie Wesley Snipes was making when he was accused of tax fraud? This is the one.What up Cinephobiacs!Join the Count The Dings Patreon for the Glossary, Retroactive Awards, Holiday Episodes, Cinepheud, and the full Mailbag at www...2021-09-291h 36