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Segments27: Show and GuessIn this episode Jake has to name that photo, Amir has to name that Jake & Amir script, and then Jake takes a pop quiz.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2024-05-0646 minSegments22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)In this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!)Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2024-04-0145 minSegments20: March MadnessIn this episode Amir gives Jake a pop quiz, then they discuss food poisoning and workshop a Jake and Amir episode.Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2024-03-1846 min
Segments578: Birthday BlumenfeldIn this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift.
Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-02-0646 minSegmentsIntroducing: Headgum Happy HourConsider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers!
In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff’s Shark Tank ideas.
Grab tickets to the next Headgum Happy Hour taping on No...2022-10-271h 05Segments537: Ballad Of Hurwitz And BlumenfeldIn this episode we discuss covert tapes, overt favors, and Jake's fitness plan.
Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-04-2545 minSegmentsIntroducing: 'History of Heat'Have a listen to History of Heat, one of our newest Headgum Originals! Yassir and Isaiah Lester are joined by comedians, artists, athletes, and experts to discuss the history, impact, and future of culture's favorite topics ranging from sneakers to video games.
In this episode, The Hype Portfolio (w/ Michelle Buteau and Amir Blumenfeld), comedian and actress extraordinaire Michelle Buteau joins the pod to flex her collecting prowess. Later, Yassir and Isaiah chat with Headgum co-founder Amir Blumenfeld about his trading card portfolio and the new economy of hype.
Subscribe to History of Heat on:2022-01-131h 11SegmentsTesting Testing: Psychopath TestBack on a Thursday and Jake is testing Amir's emotional IQ. Then a few ink blot tests to determine whether or not Amir is a psychopath so he can stay far away from him just in case.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-08-0528 minSegmentsTesting Testing: SCUBABack on a Thursday again, testing Amir's SCUBA Certification. Kind of a deep dive into Amir's expertise of diving deep.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-07-2231 minSegments480: Erotic FictionIn this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-03-2255 minSegments471: Chef JakeIn this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-01-1848 minSegments469: Happy New YearIn this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-01-0443 minSegments454: Naked Neighbors (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2020-09-2857 min
If I Were You447: Roommate SwitchIn this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride.
For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network.
Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm2020-08-1052 minSegments447: Roommate SwitchIn this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride.For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2020-08-1047 minSegments443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!)In this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names.For more podcasts with us on it, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK.Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2020-07-1346 min
If I Were You443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!)In this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names.
For more podcasts with us on it, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK.
Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm2020-07-1352 minSegments435: The MailmanIn this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi.For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2020-05-1846 min
If I Were You435: The MailmanIn this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi.
For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one.2020-05-1851 min
If I Were You416: Foot For ThoughtIn this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry.
For more IF I WERE YOU, you can watch over 25 bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!2020-01-0753 minSegments416: Foot For ThoughtIn this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry.For more IF I WERE YOU, you can watch over 25 bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2020-01-0747 minSegments414: Amir on NADDPodSpecial Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-12-231h 47
If I Were You414: Amir on NADDPodSpecial Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!2019-12-231h 48Segments413: Christmas TreeIn this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir.Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-12-1644 min
If I Were You413: Christmas TreeIn this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir.
Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam.
For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes!2019-12-1650 minSegments405: Dungeons and Dragons and SexIn this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule.For more IF I WERE YOU check out Bonus Thursday Video Episodes on our Patreon.com/JASee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-10-2141 min
If I Were You405: Dungeons and Dragons and SexIn this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule.
For more IF I WERE YOU check out Bonus Thursday Video Episodes on our Patreon.com/JA2019-10-2146 minSegments394: Jake's Birthday BartyIn this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways.For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon -- bonus video episodes every Thursday!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-08-0543 min
If I Were You394: Jake's Birthday BartyIn this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways.
For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon -- bonus video episodes every Thursday!2019-08-0548 minSegments390: Shout Out Lightning RoundIn this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-07-0841 min
If I Were You390: Shout Out Lightning RoundIn this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.2019-07-0847 minSegments378: Sing AlongIn this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK.HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-04-1547 min
If I Were You378: Sing AlongIn this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK.
HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here.2019-04-1553 minSegments377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!)In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical.Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-04-0847 min
If I Were You377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!)In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical.
Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!2019-04-0853 min
If I Were You376: Skinny CondomIn this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.2019-04-0152 minSegments376: Skinny CondomIn this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-04-0146 min
If I Were You371: Power MoveIn this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.2019-02-2556 minSegments371: Power MoveIn this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-02-2548 minSegments367: Nephew's HaircutIn this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2019-01-2850 min
If I Were You367: Nephew's HaircutIn this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.
For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page!2019-01-2856 minSegmentsPatreon.com/JA Teaser Mini EpisodeHere we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA. Hope you all dig it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-10-1915 min
If I Were YouPatreon.com/JA Teaser Mini EpisodeHere we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA.
Hope you all dig it!2018-10-1918 min
If I Were You352: The Biggest AnnouncementWe're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA .
We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcast, as well as "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir."
We're excited. Hope you are too.2018-10-1547 minSegments352: The Biggest AnnouncementWe're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA . We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcast, as well as "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir." We're excited. Hope you are too.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-10-1539 min
If I Were You347: Instagram StoriesIn this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend.
Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS!2018-09-1047 minSegments347: Instagram StoriesIn this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend.Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-09-1041 min
If I Were You345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.2018-08-271h 02Segments345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-08-2759 min
If I Were You339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.2018-07-1651 minSegments339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-07-1645 min
If I Were You327: Ex Girlfriend's BirthdayIn this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.2018-04-3046 minSegments327: Ex Girlfriend's BirthdayIn this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2018-04-3041 min
If I Were You266: DanishIn this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house!
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Video also available on youtube.com/ifiwereyoushow2017-03-3047 minSegments266: DanishIn this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house!
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If I Were You184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone.
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Segments184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone.
This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and MeUndies!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2015-11-161h 03Segments70: One Word TextsIn this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas.
This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.
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If I Were You70: One Word TextsIn this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas.
This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.2014-03-3145 minSegments69: MomIn this episode we discuss dimes, mothers, and Dave Rosenberg.
This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out http://www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.
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If I Were You69: MomIn this episode we discuss dimes, mothers, and Dave Rosenberg.
This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out http://www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.2014-03-2443 minSegments68: HemorrhoidsIn this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort.
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If I Were You68: HemorrhoidsIn this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort.
This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH892014-03-1749 minSegments61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben)Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants.
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If I Were You61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben)Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants.
This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH892014-02-1349 min
If I Were You58: Immune To Sex (Live At UCB Theatre in LA!)In this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles!
This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH892014-02-0355 minSegments58: Immune To Sex (Live At UCB Theatre in LA!)In this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles!
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If I Were You56: Business IdeasIn this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet.
This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH892014-01-2742 minSegments56: Business IdeasIn this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet.
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If I Were You52: Steroids (with Ben Schwartz)Comedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing.
This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how to get your college textbooks for cheap this semester, simply check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for your answer!2014-01-1347 minSegments52: Steroids (with Ben Schwartz)Comedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing.
This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how to get your college textbooks for cheap this semester, simply check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for your answer!
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If I Were You51: Stay FriendsIn this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex.
This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.2014-01-0949 minSegments51: Stay FriendsIn this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex.
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If I Were You50: SwingingIn this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend.
This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for the cheapest way to get college textbooks. (And awesome versions of us as cartoon logos.)2014-01-0646 minSegments50: SwingingIn this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend.
This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for the cheapest way to get college textbooks. (And awesome versions of us as cartoon logos.)
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If I Were You49: Jewish (with Micah Hurwitz)Jake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose.
This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Don't ever pay full price for college textbooks again -- just go to SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake to buy and save.2013-12-3046 minSegments49: Jewish (with Micah Hurwitz)Jake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose.
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If I Were You47: CheatingIn this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars.
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If I Were You45: GotyeIn this episode we discuss best friends, worst gifts, and the art of being rejected.
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This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw
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If I Were You44: AwkwardIn this episode we discuss study buddies, masturbating, and how to act normal.
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If I Were You43: Guys SuckIn this episode we discuss Christmas gifts, female roommates, and why guys are the worst.
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If I Were You39: Facebook Official (with Streeter Seidell)In this episode we discuss masturbation, pornography, and Amir's driving skills. Or lack thereof.
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If I Were You33: Tinder TalkIn this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder.
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If I Were You28: The Easter BunnyIn this episode we discuss MILFs, ugly ducklings, and Amir's grammar.
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