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Horny OFF MAINEpisode #110 - If these lips are movin'Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their very poetic experiences as a young skimboarder. This week Katie is horny for people being horny for fall, while Amitai is horny for carnival games. Also, Amitai finally remembered how to properly record remotely, so if you've been avoiding recent episodes due to sound quality issues, it should be safe to return now! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-061h 26
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #110 - If these lips are movin'Your horny heroes are back in the virtual blanket fort to discuss shower singing, imagined conversations, and the practice of direct communication. Also, Katie-Ellen shares their very poetic experiences as a young skimboarder. This week Katie is horny for people being horny for fall, while Amitai is horny for carnival games. Also, Amitai finally remembered how to properly record remotely, so if you've been avoiding recent episodes due to sound quality issues, it should be safe to return now! https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-10-061h 26
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #109 - Close QuartersYour HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is Katie’s as yet unmentioned appreciation for the Kevin Federline single popozao and undying love of O’Ryan’s thick and crunky (RIP), while Amitai waxes lyrical about packing and the nature of travel. This week Katie is horny for the Staten Island Ferry (and when Yankee fans are upset) and Amitai is horny for unspoken communication. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...2022-09-291h 15
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #109 - Close QuartersYour HOM hosts huddle up virtually this time to discuss their recent experience briefly sharing a studio apartment and what it means to take up space in general. Also addressed is Katie’s as yet unmentioned appreciation for the Kevin Federline single popozao and undying love of O’Ryan’s thick and crunky (RIP), while Amitai waxes lyrical about packing and the nature of travel. This week Katie is horny for the Staten Island Ferry (and when Yankee fans are upset) and Amitai is horny for unspoken communication. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...2022-09-291h 15
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #107 - Yes, QueensOh boi. Your HOM are separated by a continent but their bond remains strong. Stronger than the audio quality this week, which is admittedly a little sub-par, unlike the quality of the friend hang. Katie-Ellen updates Amitai on settling into a new temporary home and the pair dive into the nature of looking to the future. This week Katie is horny for the borough of Queens, NY while Amitai is horny for the sweet impulsivity of a last minute hang. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-151h 16
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #107 - Yes, QueensOh boi. Your HOM are separated by a continent but their bond remains strong. Stronger than the audio quality this week, which is admittedly a little sub-par, unlike the quality of the friend hang. Katie-Ellen updates Amitai on settling into a new temporary home and the pair dive into the nature of looking to the future. This week Katie is horny for the borough of Queens, NY while Amitai is horny for the sweet impulsivity of a last minute hang. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-151h 16
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #105 - Magenta HopeYour HOM hosts explore the bounds of optimism & “happiness” when Amitai tries to tell Katie-Ellen about “Agentic Hope” (a word Katie seemingly refuses to learn). This week Amitai is horny for remembering “meet cute” details with your fellow meet cuter (because he is the cutest!) while Katie-Ellen is horny for fresh water swimming. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-011h 10
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #105 - Magenta HopeYour HOM hosts explore the bounds of optimism & “happiness” when Amitai tries to tell Katie-Ellen about “Agentic Hope” (a word Katie seemingly refuses to learn). This week Amitai is horny for remembering “meet cute” details with your fellow meet cuter (because he is the cutest!) while Katie-Ellen is horny for fresh water swimming. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-011h 10
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #103 - Only a ChildThings get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair into a discussion of siblinghood and family relations and prompts Ami to share something fascinating about his Dad’s dick (finally!). This week Katie-Ellen his horny for the scent of strangers on the street while Amitai is horny for the show “Loot.” www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-181h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #103 - Only a ChildThings get spicy this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen reveal their unabashed bias against only children. Katie-Ellen shares a haunting overheard that launches the pair into a discussion of siblinghood and family relations and prompts Ami to share something fascinating about his Dad’s dick (finally!). This week Katie-Ellen his horny for the scent of strangers on the street while Amitai is horny for the show “Loot.” www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-181h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #102 - I Did Come Here to Make FriendsYour HOM hosts huddle up while Katie shares her failed attempt at human connection in Vancouver, Amitai again confounds his bestie co-host with his ability to process feelings, and the pair marvel at long-distance sports hobbyists. This week Amitai is horny for Canadian treasure Nardwar while Katie-Ellen is horny for savory pies. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-111h 30
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #102 - I Did Come Here to Make FriendsYour HOM hosts huddle up while Katie shares her failed attempt at human connection in Vancouver, Amitai again confounds his bestie co-host with his ability to process feelings, and the pair marvel at long-distance sports hobbyists. This week Amitai is horny for Canadian treasure Nardwar while Katie-Ellen is horny for savory pies. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-08-111h 30
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #97 - “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”Katie-Ellen channels Dante from “Clerks” basically for the entire episode while they recount their first-hand experience watching airline travel meltdown around them and blessedly enjoys the in-person company of sweet co-host Amitai. In addition to travel tribulations, the pair chat frozen food from family, customer service agents, and impotent male rage. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for The Den Theatre in Chicago and Amitai is horny for the adrenaline rush of seeing your checked bag show up on the bag carousel. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-07-071h 53
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #97 - “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”Katie-Ellen channels Dante from “Clerks” basically for the entire episode while they recount their first-hand experience watching airline travel meltdown around them and blessedly enjoys the in-person company of sweet co-host Amitai. In addition to travel tribulations, the pair chat frozen food from family, customer service agents, and impotent male rage. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for The Den Theatre in Chicago and Amitai is horny for the adrenaline rush of seeing your checked bag show up on the bag carousel. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-07-071h 53
Horny OFF MAINYou had ONE job!This week Katie-Ellen shares some “off main” shame with beloved co-host Amitai and together the pair unpack feelings around employment, productivity and identity. They also talk going to the movies and of course, they’re horny for stuff. Specifically Amitai is horny for the podcast “No Studip Questions” and Katie is horny for an internet stranger/neighbour/Craigslist free stuff picker upper. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-06-161h 32
Horny OFF MAINYou had ONE job!This week Katie-Ellen shares some “off main” shame with beloved co-host Amitai and together the pair unpack feelings around employment, productivity and identity. They also talk going to the movies and of course, they’re horny for stuff. Specifically Amitai is horny for the podcast “No Studip Questions” and Katie is horny for an internet stranger/neighbour/Craigslist free stuff picker upper. www.hornyoffmainpod.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-06-161h 32
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #90 - "Was it Something I Ate?"Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather to gab about cold opens and hot dates (gone awry). They also discuss how to talk about ones sex life without being a creep about it. Useful stuff! This week Amitai is horny for "imaginary stakes" and Katie-Ellen gifts us with another patented Horny For TV Show Rec™: Casual (available on Netflix). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-05-191h 23
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #90 - "Was it Something I Ate?"Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather to gab about cold opens and hot dates (gone awry). They also discuss how to talk about ones sex life without being a creep about it. Useful stuff! This week Amitai is horny for "imaginary stakes" and Katie-Ellen gifts us with another patented Horny For TV Show Rec™: Casual (available on Netflix). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-05-191h 23
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #89 - Homecoming KingsHosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai are reunited after a week apart and the joy is palpable! Katie regales Ami with tales of adventures at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival plus the two talk “Catfishing”, early relationship drama and how we talk about our lives with people we love versus the people we don’t. Katie-Ellen has returned home horny for the local Winnipeg comedy scene and Amitai is horny for faved fireside (and elsewhere) treat the marshmallow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-05-121h 26
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #89 - Homecoming KingsHosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai are reunited after a week apart and the joy is palpable! Katie regales Ami with tales of adventures at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival plus the two talk “Catfishing”, early relationship drama and how we talk about our lives with people we love versus the people we don’t. Katie-Ellen has returned home horny for the local Winnipeg comedy scene and Amitai is horny for faved fireside (and elsewhere) treat the marshmallow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-05-121h 26
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #84 - What’s Eating You?CW: This episode contains talk of disordered eating. This week Katie-Ellen and Amitai huddle up and do a deeper dive on a topic that’s weaved its way into conversations and hovers below the surface of all of what’s discussed on Horny OFF MAIN and that’s “weird” food stuff. Your HOM hosts each share some of their experiences with restricted diets and ongoing relationships with food. Plus they giggle and exalt in one another’s company, as always. Amitai is horny for lighting while Katie-Ellen is horny for previous Amitai horny for, “Chameleon Season 3: Wild Boys” hos...2022-04-071h 19
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #84 - What’s Eating You?CW: This episode contains talk of disordered eating. This week Katie-Ellen and Amitai huddle up and do a deeper dive on a topic that’s weaved its way into conversations and hovers below the surface of all of what’s discussed on Horny OFF MAIN and that’s “weird” food stuff. Your HOM hosts each share some of their experiences with restricted diets and ongoing relationships with food. Plus they giggle and exalt in one another’s company, as always. Amitai is horny for lighting while Katie-Ellen is horny for previous Amitai horny for, “Chameleon Season 3: Wild Boys” hos...2022-04-071h 19
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #79 - Enthusiastic AntiheroYour HOM hosts huddle up this week to talk HEROS (not the sandwich, but those definitely don’t get enough love these days, shout out to comically long sandos.) Like the rest of the world, faced with the threat of nuclear annihilation, Katie-Ellen and Amitai carry on with their silly little lives, which includes banter about Jennifer Lawrence, memorable Marios and a particularly formative heckle. This week Amitai is horny for the podcast Chameleon, Season 3: Wild Boys, while Katie-Ellen is horny for the TV show Togetherness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-03-031h 29
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #79 - Enthusiastic AntiheroYour HOM hosts huddle up this week to talk HEROS (not the sandwich, but those definitely don’t get enough love these days, shout out to comically long sandos.) Like the rest of the world, faced with the threat of nuclear annihilation, Katie-Ellen and Amitai carry on with their silly little lives, which includes banter about Jennifer Lawrence, memorable Marios and a particularly formative heckle. This week Amitai is horny for the podcast Chameleon, Season 3: Wild Boys, while Katie-Ellen is horny for the TV show Togetherness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-03-031h 29
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #77 - Let Me Ask You This…How Do You Ask People Stuff?HOM hosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai are back in-person after a month apart and the joy is palpable. Amitai blows Katie-Ellen’s sweet dumb mind when he tells her about “Askers” and “Estimaters” and the two wrangle with language and communication styles. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for nail salons and Amitai is horny for Vancouver’s Queen Elizabeth Park. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-02-171h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #77 - Let Me Ask You This…How Do You Ask People Stuff?HOM hosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai are back in-person after a month apart and the joy is palpable. Amitai blows Katie-Ellen’s sweet dumb mind when he tells her about “Askers” and “Estimaters” and the two wrangle with language and communication styles. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for nail salons and Amitai is horny for Vancouver’s Queen Elizabeth Park. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-02-171h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #73 - No Sleep ‘Till BrooklynHOM Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather in the digital tree fort from opposite coasts this week to discuss decision paralysis, change of scenery and whether Katie-Ellen and a certain figure from her past really do “got it like that.” Amitai is horny for quiet while Katie-Ellen is horny for the podcast “Where Should We Begin with Esther Perel.” Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-01-201h 53
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #73 - No Sleep ‘Till BrooklynHOM Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather in the digital tree fort from opposite coasts this week to discuss decision paralysis, change of scenery and whether Katie-Ellen and a certain figure from her past really do “got it like that.” Amitai is horny for quiet while Katie-Ellen is horny for the podcast “Where Should We Begin with Esther Perel.” Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-01-201h 53
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #68 - We Should Grab Coffee (but not really)We get spicy on this episode when Katie-Ellen uncharacteristically hates on a local coffee spot, Amitai illuminates about direct communication styles and the pair relate on their shared disinterest in apocalyptic survival. This week Amitai is horny for people singing in their cars, Katie-Ellen is horny for the work of Niko Stratis. Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-12-161h 03
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #68 - We Should Grab Coffee (but not really)We get spicy on this episode when Katie-Ellen uncharacteristically hates on a local coffee spot, Amitai illuminates about direct communication styles and the pair relate on their shared disinterest in apocalyptic survival. This week Amitai is horny for people singing in their cars, Katie-Ellen is horny for the work of Niko Stratis. Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-12-161h 03
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #67 - We’re So FancyYour HOM hosts explore the fancy side of life this week (and as always are one another’s opposites). The pair discuss hand-me-downs, “Google Pride” and the alphabet song while Amitai confesses his “#FancyBoi ways and Katie-Ellen goes on record as “ride or die Ja Rule.” Katie-Ellen is horny for Yeshi Ginger Sesame salad dressing and Amitai is horny for a very special “restaurant club”. Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-12-091h 13
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #67 - We’re So FancyYour HOM hosts explore the fancy side of life this week (and as always are one another’s opposites). The pair discuss hand-me-downs, “Google Pride” and the alphabet song while Amitai confesses his “#FancyBoi ways and Katie-Ellen goes on record as “ride or die Ja Rule.” Katie-Ellen is horny for Yeshi Ginger Sesame salad dressing and Amitai is horny for a very special “restaurant club”. Extra content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-12-091h 13
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #65 - All in the TimingThis week your HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen have a great time talking timing. Does it rule us? Does it matter? What is time anyway? As always they are a little bit stupid and a whole lot charming. Amitai is horny for local East Van eatery Martini’s while Katie-Ellen is horning for going for a drive. Extras and special content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-11-251h 00
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #65 - All in the TimingThis week your HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen have a great time talking timing. Does it rule us? Does it matter? What is time anyway? As always they are a little bit stupid and a whole lot charming. Amitai is horny for local East Van eatery Martini’s while Katie-Ellen is horning for going for a drive. Extras and special content at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-11-251h 00
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #60 - Bad Care DayHosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen hunker down for a bestie hang to gab about dominos (literal and metaphorical) Bar Mitzvah Bangers, the failings of “self-care” and more. Plus they share some mild dismissal for the work of Daniel Powter and more than mild dismissal of Drake. This week Amitai is horny for senior men’s friendship while Katie is horny for people taking pictures of leaves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-211h 00
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #60 - Bad Care DayHosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen hunker down for a bestie hang to gab about dominos (literal and metaphorical) Bar Mitzvah Bangers, the failings of “self-care” and more. Plus they share some mild dismissal for the work of Daniel Powter and more than mild dismissal of Drake. This week Amitai is horny for senior men’s friendship while Katie is horny for people taking pictures of leaves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-211h 00
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #58 – Plain Character SyndromeYour intrepid hosts return to talk biopics, celebrity endorsements, and the joys of getting accidentally drunk. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Toronto Blue Jays and Amitai is horny for birds of prey. Catch Amitai in the season premiere of Batwoman on October 13th on The CW. Katie-Ellen’s live performance dates are at www.katie-ellen.com/shows. Episode extras at http://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-071h 01
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #58 – Plain Character SyndromeYour intrepid hosts return to talk biopics, celebrity endorsements, and the joys of getting accidentally drunk. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Toronto Blue Jays and Amitai is horny for birds of prey. Catch Amitai in the season premiere of Batwoman on October 13th on The CW. Katie-Ellen’s live performance dates are at www.katie-ellen.com/shows. Episode extras at http://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-071h 01
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #53 - Meanie BabiesThis week, Katie-Ellen asks the age old question “is it collective global grief or is this cell phone sales process excruciating?” while Amitai gets poetic about the virtue of being kinda mean. The pair bond over butt pics, classic Jay-Z and their love of HOM listeners. Amitai is horny for the movie “Sound of Metal” and Katie is horny for an ultra old shark. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-0255 min
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #53 - Meanie BabiesThis week, Katie-Ellen asks the age old question “is it collective global grief or is this cell phone sales process excruciating?” while Amitai gets poetic about the virtue of being kinda mean. The pair bond over butt pics, classic Jay-Z and their love of HOM listeners. Amitai is horny for the movie “Sound of Metal” and Katie is horny for an ultra old shark. Extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-0255 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #51 - This Kiss, This Kiss (We’re Critical)This week Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather from separate dreamscapes to chat sophomore slump smooches, strange perceptions and sleeping butt-to-butt. Plus, was Ami a drug dealer in high school? Find out! Katie-Ellen is horny for passive aggressive customer service announcements while Amitai is horny for being in a city you don’t live in. Special assistance this week from comedian Matt Basky. Bonus content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-08-191h 04Horny OFF MAINEpisode #51 - This Kiss, This Kiss (We’re Critical)This week Amitai and Katie-Ellen gather from separate dreamscapes to chat sophomore slump smooches, strange perceptions and sleeping butt-to-butt. Plus, was Ami a drug dealer in high school? Find out! Katie-Ellen is horny for passive aggressive customer service announcements while Amitai is horny for being in a city you don’t live in. Special assistance this week from comedian Matt Basky. Bonus content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-08-191h 04
This Time It's Different with Peter N' Chris…Because it’s Actor Amitai MarmorsteinThis time the podcast is different because we are joined by very serious actor and podcast host, Amitai Marmorstein (Horny Off Main Podcast! Dirk Gently! Schmigadoon!). We play a game called “are they nice”, where we mention the actors he’s worked with and ask…are they nice? Find out who’s not!
Follow our guest: Twitter: @AmitaiMars Instagram: @Amitaim
Listen to Horny Off Main Podcast with co-host Katie-Ellen Humphries https://comedyhereoften.com/podcast/h…
Follow us! Instagram: @ttidpodcast @imchriswilson Twitter: @PeternChrisShow
Theme song by Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll
Animation by Ryan D. Ande...2021-08-121h 07Horny OFF MAINEpisode #48 – Use Your DelusionAmitai and Katie-Ellen bring some sweet island energy to this ep where they huddle up to talk career passion and pre-trip self-care plus make an argument in praise of delusion. This week Amitai is horny for “gross” food while Katie gets nostalgically horny for root beer popsicles. Check out extras and more info at www.katie-ellen.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-291h 09Horny OFF MAINEpisode #48 – Use Your DelusionAmitai and Katie-Ellen bring some sweet island energy to this ep where they huddle up to talk career passion and pre-trip self-care plus make an argument in praise of delusion. This week Amitai is horny for “gross” food while Katie gets nostalgically horny for root beer popsicles. Check out extras and more info at www.katie-ellen.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-291h 09
The Comedy Here Often PodcastEpisode 112 Katie-Ellen Humphries & Amitai Marmorstein - Neil HamburgerThis week, our guests are Katie-Ellen Humphries & Amitai Marmorstein! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-2820 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #46 - Gut Check SummerOh boi. Amitai & Katie-Ellen take to the couch to try to figure out how to trust their instincts and to chat hallucinogens, drunk elephants and attraction scarcity. This week Amitai is horny for “PAUSE with Sam Jay”, Katie-Ellen is horny for “Words” the debut comedy album from comedian Rojo Perez. Katie-Ellen will perform live at Kino Cafe Saturday July 17th and in Victoria at Canoe Brewpub (presented by Comedy Here Often) Victoria July 26th & 27th. Click here for tickets and info. You can catch Amitai in the hilarious new Apple TV show Schmigadoon with Keegen-Michael Key and Cecil...2021-07-1558 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #46 - Gut Check SummerOh boi. Amitai & Katie-Ellen take to the couch to try to figure out how to trust their instincts and to chat hallucinogens, drunk elephants and attraction scarcity. This week Amitai is horny for “PAUSE with Sam Jay”, Katie-Ellen is horny for “Words” the debut comedy album from comedian Rojo Perez. Katie-Ellen will perform live at Kino Cafe Saturday July 17th and in Victoria at Canoe Brewpub (presented by Comedy Here Often) Victoria July 26th & 27th. Click here for tickets and info. You can catch Amitai in the hilarious new Apple TV show Schmigadoon with Keegen-Michael Key and Cecil...2021-07-1558 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #44 - Like KingsAmitai and Katie-Ellen bring you their trademark slumber party vibes direct from a King bed this week as B.C/the Pacific NorthWest endures the Heat Dome. The pair share some giggles over racoons, the “fuck or fight principle” and practice dates. Katie-Ellen is horny for comically upbeat baristas while Amitai is horny for watching dumb movies in the theatre with his friends. Bless. Stay cool out there, local Hornettes. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-011h 06Horny OFF MAINEpisode #44 - Like KingsAmitai and Katie-Ellen bring you their trademark slumber party vibes direct from a King bed this week as B.C/the Pacific NorthWest endures the Heat Dome. The pair share some giggles over racoons, the “fuck or fight principle” and practice dates. Katie-Ellen is horny for comically upbeat baristas while Amitai is horny for watching dumb movies in the theatre with his friends. Bless. Stay cool out there, local Hornettes. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-07-011h 06Horny OFF MAINEpisode #43 – You May Meet a Stranger…(Ugh)It’s an action packed ep, in that anything at all happened to hosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai, who share about their experience on the double date no one asked for. They also discuss courting change and the importance of appetizer consent. This week Amitai is horny for the newsletter “Unsnackable” by folu while Katie-Ellen is horny for the experience of watching sports with other people. Bonus content for this episode can be found at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-241h 14Horny OFF MAINEpisode #43 – You May Meet a Stranger…(Ugh)It’s an action packed ep, in that anything at all happened to hosts Katie-Ellen and Amitai, who share about their experience on the double date no one asked for. They also discuss courting change and the importance of appetizer consent. This week Amitai is horny for the newsletter “Unsnackable” by folu while Katie-Ellen is horny for the experience of watching sports with other people. Bonus content for this episode can be found at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-241h 14Horny OFF MAINEpisode #41 - Bomber Jacket JailThis week, reluctant heroes Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle masculinity (prob solved it, nbd), the social capital of being reckless and the importance of a strong neck. Amitai struggles to summon horniness but ultimately gets it going for Bo Burnham’s Netflix Special “Inside,” while Katie-Ellen is fit to burst with horniness for the Tyler Mahan Coe podcast “Cocaine and Rhinestones.” As always, extra content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-101h 19Horny OFF MAINEpisode #41 - Bomber Jacket JailThis week, reluctant heroes Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle masculinity (prob solved it, nbd), the social capital of being reckless and the importance of a strong neck. Amitai struggles to summon horniness but ultimately gets it going for Bo Burnham’s Netflix Special “Inside,” while Katie-Ellen is fit to burst with horniness for the Tyler Mahan Coe podcast “Cocaine and Rhinestones.” As always, extra content is at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-101h 19Horny OFF MAINEpisode #40 – Finding NemesisHot episode fuelled by vengeance. HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen talk nemesis, giving yourself permission to suck at stuff and the power of Beyoncé dance. This week Katie is horny for vaccination staff and volunteers. Amitai is horny for women’s clothing. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-031h 06Horny OFF MAINEpisode #40 – Finding NemesisHot episode fuelled by vengeance. HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen talk nemesis, giving yourself permission to suck at stuff and the power of Beyoncé dance. This week Katie is horny for vaccination staff and volunteers. Amitai is horny for women’s clothing. As always, extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-06-031h 06Horny OFF MAINEpisode #39 – Moons Over My AmiHOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up this week to talk New York Energy, the Sunday Scaries and posting butt on the ‘gram. They also consider whether Katie-Ellen should have learned the saxophone, whether they should start a “platonic couple looks for third” dating profile and other truly chaotic endeavours. This week Amitai is horny for Time Travel while Katie-Ellen is horny for the book “Little Fish” by Casey Plett. As always, bonus content and extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-05-271h 08Horny OFF MAINEpisode #39 – Moons Over My AmiHOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up this week to talk New York Energy, the Sunday Scaries and posting butt on the ‘gram. They also consider whether Katie-Ellen should have learned the saxophone, whether they should start a “platonic couple looks for third” dating profile and other truly chaotic endeavours. This week Amitai is horny for Time Travel while Katie-Ellen is horny for the book “Little Fish” by Casey Plett. As always, bonus content and extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-05-271h 08Horny OFF MAINEpisode #38 – Is there a Mrs. Destiny?Your HOM hosts get into it this week when they wrestle with infinite timelines, early birthdays and whether Amitai’s fate as fuckboi is written in the stars. Katie introduces Amitai to a loveable 80’s robot and they continue their legacy of talking sports for non-sports folks. On this episode Amitai is horny for the talents of Ziwe and her new self-titled show, while Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Vancouver Canadians Baseball Club finding a warm reception in their temporary home in Hillsboro Oregon this season. Extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Ho...2021-05-201h 20Horny OFF MAINEpisode #38 – Is there a Mrs. Destiny?Your HOM hosts get into it this week when they wrestle with infinite timelines, early birthdays and whether Amitai’s fate as fuckboi is written in the stars. Katie introduces Amitai to a loveable 80’s robot and they continue their legacy of talking sports for non-sports folks. On this episode Amitai is horny for the talents of Ziwe and her new self-titled show, while Katie-Ellen is horny for her beloved Vancouver Canadians Baseball Club finding a warm reception in their temporary home in Hillsboro Oregon this season. Extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Ho...2021-05-201h 20Horny OFF MAINEpisode #37 - Kick RocksIt’s a 5-Star episode this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle thank you notes, how to define success and the Ben Affleck of it all. Amitai is horny for personalized notes on food delivery while Katie-Ellen is horny for her new Dickies Coveralls. As always you can find extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-05-1358 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #37 - Kick RocksIt’s a 5-Star episode this week when HOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen tackle thank you notes, how to define success and the Ben Affleck of it all. Amitai is horny for personalized notes on food delivery while Katie-Ellen is horny for her new Dickies Coveralls. As always you can find extras at www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-05-1358 minHorny OFF MAINEpisode #35 -- "Sick Paid Leave, Bro"Due to a fun little health scare, the bubble buds are back on the virtual couch this week (everyone is feeling much better now, thank you). Amitai and Katie-Ellen discuss tugboats, service sector work, and trying not to worry your loved ones. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the staff at the covid testing clinic and Amitai is horny for knowing someone's voice without knowing their appearance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-291h 16Horny OFF MAINEpisode #35 -- "Sick Paid Leave, Bro"Due to a fun little health scare, the bubble buds are back on the virtual couch this week (everyone is feeling much better now, thank you). Amitai and Katie-Ellen discuss tugboats, service sector work, and trying not to worry your loved ones. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the staff at the covid testing clinic and Amitai is horny for knowing someone's voice without knowing their appearance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-291h 16
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #34 – Dear Uncle John LetterIt’s a classic couch episode. Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen connect over shared crushes, sacred books and the general chaos of being alive. You’ll want to put this episode on your to-do list. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the scent of sunscreen and Amitai is horny for running fast. Check out special extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-221h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #34 – Dear Uncle John LetterIt’s a classic couch episode. Hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen connect over shared crushes, sacred books and the general chaos of being alive. You’ll want to put this episode on your to-do list. This week Katie-Ellen is horny for the scent of sunscreen and Amitai is horny for running fast. Check out special extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-221h 06
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #32 – The Clothed Nude and other PoemsHosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen get right into it this week with talk of all things nudes – sending, receiving, taking, deleting – plus, do you employ proper nude etiquette? They also talk text style, body confidence and Amitai waxes poetic about the amount of flaccid dick he’s seen. In addition to this uncharacteristically horny content, Amitai is horny for singing group “The Quarantettes” and Katie-Ellen is horny for Starlee Kine, with a special shout out to The B-Bots Crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-081h 18
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #32 – The Clothed Nude and other PoemsHosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen get right into it this week with talk of all things nudes – sending, receiving, taking, deleting – plus, do you employ proper nude etiquette? They also talk text style, body confidence and Amitai waxes poetic about the amount of flaccid dick he’s seen. In addition to this uncharacteristically horny content, Amitai is horny for singing group “The Quarantettes” and Katie-Ellen is horny for Starlee Kine, with a special shout out to The B-Bots Crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-04-081h 18
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #30 – Don’t Be Such a Wet CasketThe HOM Bubble Buds are unbubbled this while Amitai’s in self-isolation, but the silliness continues with talk of toenails, co-habitation and a billion dollar tech app idea to get away from it all. On this episode Amitai is horny for his Mother’s new passion for painting and Katie is horny for an extra-long phone charger. Plus Katie shares the recent gifts from her elderly neighbour. See picks and other extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-03-251h 10
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #30 – Don’t Be Such a Wet CasketThe HOM Bubble Buds are unbubbled this while Amitai’s in self-isolation, but the silliness continues with talk of toenails, co-habitation and a billion dollar tech app idea to get away from it all. On this episode Amitai is horny for his Mother’s new passion for painting and Katie is horny for an extra-long phone charger. Plus Katie shares the recent gifts from her elderly neighbour. See picks and other extras at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-03-251h 10
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #28 - "Beware the Yops of March"In today’s ep, the Bubble Buds are back to talk about Katie-Ellen’s case of the Marchies, Amitai’s case of pandemic privilege, and the inherent dorkiness of hobbies. Katie-Ellen explains what Highland games are and Ami cops to his romantic death wish. This week, Katie-Ellen is horny for the new Lola Bunny and Amitai is horny for the YouTube channel Solid Content (https://youtube.com/c/SolidContent). Make sure to get your tickets for SHOW OF GO OFF, Katie’s Online Comedy Variety Show on March 13th. Tickets are by donation to Swan Vancouver. Info at https://www.eventbrite...2021-03-111h 15
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #28 - "Beware the Yops of March"In today’s ep, the Bubble Buds are back to talk about Katie-Ellen’s case of the Marchies, Amitai’s case of pandemic privilege, and the inherent dorkiness of hobbies. Katie-Ellen explains what Highland games are and Ami cops to his romantic death wish. This week, Katie-Ellen is horny for the new Lola Bunny and Amitai is horny for the YouTube channel Solid Content (https://youtube.com/c/SolidContent). Make sure to get your tickets for SHOW OF GO OFF, Katie’s Online Comedy Variety Show on March 13th. Tickets are by donation to Swan Vancouver. Info at https://www.eventbrite...2021-03-111h 15
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #27 – “No One Man…” w/Sunee DhaliwalHOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by hilarious comedian and beloved pal Sunee Dhaliwal to talk sneakers, language, battle rap and meeting Drake. Plus the trio ask, when did you first buy moisturizer? Sunee is horny for a YouTube show about the WWE VS TNA Monday night war. Amitai and Katie-Ellen are horny to talk to someone besides themselves (especially someone so wonderful). Follow Sunee on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sunnydcomedy/ and don’t forget to get your tickets for this month’s SHOW OF GO OFF, Katie’s Online Comedy Variety Show on March 13th. Tick...2021-03-041h 38
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #27 – “No One Man…” w/Sunee DhaliwalHOM hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by hilarious comedian and beloved pal Sunee Dhaliwal to talk sneakers, language, battle rap and meeting Drake. Plus the trio ask, when did you first buy moisturizer? Sunee is horny for a YouTube show about the WWE VS TNA Monday night war. Amitai and Katie-Ellen are horny to talk to someone besides themselves (especially someone so wonderful). Follow Sunee on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sunnydcomedy/ and don’t forget to get your tickets for this month’s SHOW OF GO OFF, Katie’s Online Comedy Variety Show on March 13th. Tick...2021-03-041h 38
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #26 – Goodnight for Just UsOn this episode, your HOM hosts talk Ocean vs Space, animals that seem mythical, Amitai’s experience filming a Western and ROMO (Relief Over Missing Out). The pair also launch an exciting artistic endeavour in foot puppetry. This week Amitai is horny for Descriptive Audio while Katie is horny for people playing music from their personal device out loud in public. Don’t forget to check out more info on all the episodes at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-251h 23
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #26 – Goodnight for Just UsOn this episode, your HOM hosts talk Ocean vs Space, animals that seem mythical, Amitai’s experience filming a Western and ROMO (Relief Over Missing Out). The pair also launch an exciting artistic endeavour in foot puppetry. This week Amitai is horny for Descriptive Audio while Katie is horny for people playing music from their personal device out loud in public. Don’t forget to check out more info on all the episodes at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-251h 23
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #25 – Give it your (less than) allOn this besties ep, Amitai and Katie-Ellen delve into their status as “Reformed Haters”, what it takes to be successful and how to care less. They also ask the question “is Katie’s head too small for showbiz?” This week Amitai is horny for Feng Shui Tik Tok while Katie is horny for the TV show “Superstore” (and her days as a department store cashier). Don’t forget, you can find extra content about each episode at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/blog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-02-181h 18
My Dad Stole My LimelightS1 E2: Katie-Ellen Humphries with Amitai MarmorsteinThis is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, and this week's guest is the best, BEST, best of the Aquarians - it's Katie-Ellen Humphries! Several times throughout this episode Katie-Ellen talks as if she is reading Lauren's journal (but in a much more profound way). Katie is joined by her BFF and co-host of their podcast Horny Off Main - Amitai Marmorstein. This episode explores being queer without needing to label it, and the huge importance of having conversations about your sexuality with the person who will be there for you in the exact way you...2021-02-1654 minMy Dad Stole My LimelightS1 E2: Katie-Ellen Humphries with Amitai MarmorsteinThis is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, and this week's guest is the best, BEST, best of the Aquarians - it's Katie-Ellen Humphries! Several times throughout this episode Katie-Ellen talks as if she is reading Lauren's journal (but in a much more profound way). Katie is joined by her BFF and co-host of their podcast Horny Off Main - Amitai Marmorstein. This episode explores being queer without needing to label it, and the huge importance of having conversations about your sexuality with the person who will be there for you in the exact way you...2021-02-1654 min
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #24 – Magic Organ w/Hank PineBubble Buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by the immensely sexy and talented Hank Pine, creator of the HOM theme music and countless other masterpieces spanning music, theatre, visual art, performance art, comics, comedy and more (if ya didn’t love him you’d hate him for all that talent). The trio talk journals, sex playlists and what it means to be successful. Plus, Amitai reveals the first glimpse into his “Muppets to Bang” list and Hank joins in with his Big Kermit Energy (BKE). Check out Hank’s albums at https://hankpine.bandcamp.com/ and follow him on Twitt...2021-02-111h 44
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #23 – Comparative SimpBest bubble buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen take to the digital blanket fort to trade tales of pandemic depresh, body swap technology, wish names, and how to tell when it’s Spring (hint: it’s when the titties sprout). Amitai issues a challenge to the listener to uncover an uncool Zach while Katie wishfully declares herself a real “Zoey Deschanel” type. This week Amitai is horny for sports announcers while Katie-Ellen is horny for Verzuz Sports. Don’t forget to get your ticket to the upcoming live online comedy variety show, “SHOW OFF GO OFF IV: Zoom is for Lovers” F...2021-02-041h 22
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #23 – Comparative SimpBest bubble buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen take to the digital blanket fort to trade tales of pandemic depresh, body swap technology, wish names, and how to tell when it’s Spring (hint: it’s when the titties sprout). Amitai issues a challenge to the listener to uncover an uncool Zach while Katie wishfully declares herself a real “Zoey Deschanel” type. This week Amitai is horny for sports announcers while Katie-Ellen is horny for Verzuz Sports. Don’t forget to get your ticket to the upcoming live online comedy variety show, “SHOW OFF GO OFF IV: Zoom is for Lovers” F...2021-02-041h 22
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #21 – How ‘bout them Willenium apples?This week’s episode is a real “pile of dames” as your bubble bud hosts Amitai and Katie-Ellen (“Sir Katie-Ellen Humphries” if you’re regal) delve into superpowers, pandemic comedy specials and resentment when professional athletes are good actors. In a move that is as timely as it is creepy with the announcement of the Muppet Show coming to Disney+ in Feb, Katie asks Ami which Muppets he would fuck and it gets weirder from there. Sorry? This week Amitai is horny for his best pants and Katie-Ellen is horny for bamboo sheets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...2021-01-211h 10
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #19 – Real Pollyanna TypeYour resident Bubble Buds Amitai and Katie-Ellen bubble up for another episode, this time to tackle the fear around sharing things you love, family movie nights (RIP Blockbuster), and when things are so beautiful it makes you mad. This week Amitai is horny for being coy and Katie-Ellen has period drama – literally, she’s horny for Bridgerton on Netflix. As always we Remember the Titans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-01-071h 15
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #16 – Hard Bodies (having a body is hard)Amitai and Katie-Ellen explore Amitai’s continuing adventures in online not dating, tackle the easy question “is Amitai a catch?” and the more mysterious quandary “what is it like to be professionally good looking?” They unpack the difference between being attractive and hot and also how having a body is a blessing and a burden. This week the pair are horny for terrible baby announcements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-171h 13
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #16 – Hard Bodies (having a body is hard)Amitai and Katie-Ellen explore Amitai’s continuing adventures in online not dating, tackle the easy question “is Amitai a catch?” and the more mysterious quandary “what is it like to be professionally good looking?” They unpack the difference between being attractive and hot and also how having a body is a blessing and a burden. This week the pair are horny for terrible baby announcements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-171h 13
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #15 – Ride or Die, Breaker HighAmitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up in the digital blanket fort again this week to chat love languages, Ryan Gosling and work crushes. Amitai has an idea for a screenplay and Katie-Ellen reveals her long-held bias against tall men. This week the pair are horny for the talents of the incredible rapper/musican/artist Kimmortal. Check them out at https://kimmortalportal.com or at https://kimmortal.bandcamp.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-101h 04
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #14 – Dissociation StationThis week Amitai and Katie-Ellen huddle up for some couch time and feel all the better for it. The pair talk things you thought were extravagant as a kid, the value of denial, what’s in a drawer and what was the Pied Piper’s deal? Katie is ready and willing to sell out for that duck phone money and they find a perfect new nickname for Ami. PLUS... Amitai is horny for a new scent and Katie-Ellen is horny for the independent radio station Stranger Radio, in particular the show “The Underduck” hosted by friend o...2020-12-031h 08
Horny OFF MAINEpisode 13 – Unconditional Love Island w/Alicia TobinAmitai and Katie-Ellen welcome comedian, author, podcaster and dreamboat Alicia Tobin to talk outrageous rider dreams, people’s misconceptions about comedians, David Foster, the experience of putting out vulnerable art and more. Also Amitai is outraged to learn of an unknown nickname of Katie’s and Katie reveals embarrassing nicknames of his. Check out Alicia’s book “So You’re a Little Sad, So What?” and check her out on Twitter. Also, get tickets to Katie’s upcoming online comedy variety show SHOW OFF GO OFF by donation (of any amount) to WAVAW Rape Crisis Centre. Hosted on...2020-11-261h 25
Horny OFF MAINEpisode 11 – French Horn(ny OFF MAIN) with Dr. Cheryl PetersAmitai and Katie-Ellen are joined this week by Occupational Hygienist and Epidemiologist Dr. Cheryl Peters to talk advice, award shows and what it’s like to be an Epidemiologist with a special research study in the spread of scientific misinformation during a pandemic. Katie-Ellen & Cheryl connect over being adults who get baby diseases and Amitai is horny for fast friendship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-11-121h 29
Horny OFF MAINEpisode 10 – Emotional Safe-mojiContent Warning: This episode contains conversation about depression and suicide/suicidal ideation just past the 45 minute mark. Amitai and Katie-Ellen join the rest of North America (and much of the world) on tenterhooks in the anxious grey area of uncertainty. The pair chat coping mechanisms for anxiety and depression and Amitai gets way off main with some personal experiences they’d both like to see talked about more on main, i.e. some discussion they would like to see more normalized. This week your hosts are horny for the hilarious high-quality pop culture Podcast “Pop This!” with hosts Andrea Warner & Lisa C...2020-11-051h 33Horny OFF MAINEpisode #09 – Don’t Go ChangingAmitai and Katie-Ellen get together for another best friend fest and get way off main with a sleeper style confession, gender envy and Julia Roberts all couched within new couch talk. Amitai is horny to lose and also for Katie-Ellen’s debut comedy album Ladyfinger out now and available wherever you get your music. Download or Stream the Album Here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-10-291h 11
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #7 - Drag the Garden, BitchAmitai and Katie-Ellen welcome actor and writer Mack Gordon to the virtual blanket fort for tales of Amitai "meet cutes", hot dogs, game nights, gossip and “government officials” that can get fucked. Check out Mack’s upcoming live, online theatre event, War of the Worlds, at https://www.theatreinthedark.com/. As always, more info about your hosts and the show at https://www.hornyoffmainpod.com/ Katie-Ellen's debut standup album Ladyfinger is available for pre-order now at https://800PGR.lnk.to/humphriesID. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-10-151h 22
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #5 – International Man of Medical MysteryAmitai has a health scare and the pair dive into some off main medical stuff. They also cover Amitai’s superpower, the name you leave for take-out orders and the emo sound of one eye crying. This episode asks the question: is lesbian sex less of sin (or just more awesome) and tells Bellingham to suck it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-10-011h 09
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #4 - Adventures of Beta Cuck & Bachelor GalAmitai and Katie-Ellen get back to their gab sess roots with this no-guest episode, where they fittingly discuss not having a date. The pair tackle Singlehood, also Hallmark movies, East Coast Canadian accents, Shark Tank vs Dragons Den and Amitai declares spanking Covid friendly. The episode is brought to you by Fatso Peanut Butter. They’re not a sponsor but Katie shouts them out in the ep and is just a fan. Check ‘em out https://eatfatso.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-241h 17
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #3 - “Build Me a Daddy” with Matty VuComedian, Nascar fan and sass mouthed sweetheart Matty Vu joins Amitai and Katie-Ellen as the three of them explore how much they can lean on charm. Amitai tends to his garden and it bums Katie out, Matty tries to teach Katie how to cleanse her life, and Katie pleads with country music to be gay already. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-171h 08
Horny OFF MAINEpisode #2 - Reluctantly M.G.Brilliant and talented actor, musician and screenwriter Marlene G. joins Amitai and Katie-Ellen and the trio dive into their “Scrooge McDuck Fantasies,” Amitai’s fear of paperwork, the sound of “hot stupidity” and how much Marlene truly doesn’t wanna be on the show. Stick around to find out why AND what’s in the Mystery Box. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-101h 47
Horny OFF MAINPrequel Episode #1 - Summer SadnessAmitai and Katie-Ellen discuss how old they were the first time they heard the word “Feminism.” Ami tries to teach Katie the joy of being sad. Your hosts discuss the merit of short-term change for long-term gain and Amitai is horny to disrupt the gender binary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-09-031h 20
Horny OFF MAINTrailerWelcome to the Podcast. Feel free to leave your shoes on. A quick introduction to the show by your hosts, Amitai Marmorstein and Katie-Ellen Humphries. Get a feel for the show and what you can expect. Check out more about show at www.hornyoffmainpod.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2707 min
Horny OFF MAINTrailerWelcome to the Podcast. Feel free to leave your shoes on. A quick introduction to the show by your hosts, Amitai Marmorstein and Katie-Ellen Humphries. Get a feel for the show and what you can expect. Check out more about show at www.hornyoffmainpod.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-08-2707 min