Andrea Wright & Joanna Pitt

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This Aquarian LifeThe November ReviewIf we have learned anything in this life of Truth or Consequences, it’s that even the most Careless Whisper is getting recorded on some distant (or not so distant) star in space - or in a memory file - or deep in a subconscious junk mail box clogging up a chakra that’s basically going to show itself in every day life. So that’s fun, right? And that’s not to say we should all be paranoid that everything we say and do is going to have some sort of effect - even though it will - sp...2024-12-0151 min

This Aquarian LifeCreation Culture“You are not required to enter the neurotic patterns of anybody…including your own” Guru Jagat (we would add content, election coverage, fiction, non fiction, propaganda, social media…) “We are born to create, so when we create we are happy, and then we treat each other better. That in and of itself is revolutionary.” Guru Jagat “Don’t look around for the leader in your life - it is you.” Guru Jagat “Compassion is being able to be in multiple perspectives simultaneously.” Guru Jagat “Countless are the morons…but remember the 6th Aquarian Sutra: The oth...2024-11-1445 min

This Aquarian LifeThe Hairy Eyeball of SaturnHello and good day from our “interstitial” episode - not directly related to the TMZ feature that actually ISN’T showing up on anyone’s “HBO recommends” watchlists - and we do still have things to say about hashtag Guru Jagat and hashtag cult life…Hashtag whatever gets us more attention and ratings! (Hashtag “I was the cafeteria worker for a cult” Hashtag “I was ogled by a politician” Hashtag whatever sells.) But seriously (and what could be more serious) than talking about that stern teacher Saturn and what we might expect when it finally goes direct in Pisces…Pisces that...2024-11-061h 02

This Aquarian LifeThe Mists of Drakkar NoirThe veil is thin and so are the storylines as we meet on All Hallows Eve to discuss the second installment of fan fiction and literal magazine television. Origin stories, imposter syndrome, sexdrugsandrocknroll, folk wisdom, sound bites, and a guided meditation made to look really, really weird and sinister with red lighting and dramatizations of women in white veils shrieking up at the sky. We get it - most of this is for entertainment purposes only, and maybe speculative history sells (?) Thus from the pages of another origin story (accompanied by Burberry and Ralph Lauren ads) springs a...2024-11-011h 08

This Aquarian LifeLiving Her Best DeathWe take a few beats and discuss the E! True Hollywood story of our yoga teacher now deceased, and actually at rest in Hollywood Forever Cemetery - so technically it’s all on brand (isn’t THAT something to think about as we approach Samhain and Day of the Dead.) As ever we step back and have a conversation respecting multiple perspectives - trying to anyway - on a shared experience that produced VERY different interpretations from people involved. Ultimately - we all tell a story, we all sell a story. Are we buying a story? Then buyer...2024-10-281h 04

This Aquarian LifeBased on a True StoryPluto is direct and everyone is in its path. What does not kill you, cover you with sand, wipe out your property, blow up relationships, bring you to your knees and then kick out the scaffolding underneath you…doesn’t kill you. Congratulations! You’re still alive! Game on! Everyone is going through it - really. Truly. Everyone. Understand with Compassion or you Mis-Understand the times. And if you can’t see God in all, you can’t see God at all. (Except for that guy that cut me off, that guy can go…Lol. J/K. He’s just gi...2024-10-1856 min

This Aquarian LifeChasing StabilityAs we volley such topics as victim/villain/hero (the new animal, vegetable, mineral?), stability, balance, the 55th Gene Key and so much more, we acknowledge we are mere drops in the ocean of a collective besieged by war, hurricanes, fires, and an election cycle. But we’re trying to be good drops, healthy drops, since the part is in the whole and we’d like to bring good dishes to the potluck. All of it hangs in the balance - our innermost essence of goodness that everyone shares. Maybe she’s born with it - maybe it’s Libra se...2024-10-0954 min

This Aquarian LifeSacred SitesWe contemplate frequency, creative acts and downloads, the “perfect” setting for meeting the Muse and engaging with flow (pssst - everywhere is perfect when the Muse shows up) Astrocartography and the new Taschen book just released, “Sacred Sites.” 🧬🧬 Gene Keys Live Stream September 28-29 Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We l...2024-09-2846 min

This Aquarian LifeTry To Remember It’s Only SeptemberThere’s so much going on in the skies and the world…is it no wonder we seek refuge in tennis documentaries and the Gospel of Gilmore Girls. Lean into the gifts and the shifts of these cycles as we move from Summer to Fall in the Northern Hem - and for all of us we get balance with Equinox, and free psychic surgery with the eclipses. It was a murkier retrograde we just exited (Andrea’s been dying to make that joke for weeks) but maybe - perhaps - there is some light at the end of the wilder...2024-09-1856 min

This Aquarian LifeWake Me Up Before You VirgoIn the final waning hours of Leo Season we get right down to it and talk about FOMO, how it plays in life, decision making, and reviewing those decisions. Fear sells itself, so buyer beware. But fun sells itself too, so the question is - what do you want to have the bigger experience of. ♍️ Virgo Season Astrology + Crystal Grid custom reading & report with Joanna and Andrea. Book it Here. ••• Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Joanna...2024-08-221h 10

This Aquarian LifeBack To Center-ishJoanna and Andrea regroup on the podwaves after dropping off their energetic recycling in Paris and Boston respectively. The question always remains - how long can the junk drawer stay empty and/or can we just fill it with not-junk thoughts, patterns like self-trust, self-acceptance, inspired action, and calculated risk/opportunity. Also, if your inner child calls, maybe just assure them there’s always another ice cream or a hat from Mallorca. Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Joanna...2024-08-141h 12

This Aquarian LifeGood GriefWe remember our friend, teacher, and mentor Guru Jagat, who passed away three years ago on August 1, 2021 at age 41. Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Joanna Pitt 💫 1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and More twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt p.s. Subscribe, Rate, Comment ⭐️ We love to hear from you. 2024-08-0242 min

This Aquarian LifeThis Week At the MultiplexThe re-views are in for this week’s Theatre of the Absurd and we are still chewing on our Twizzlers (or Red Vines for you west coasters), wondering do we stay in our seats and make this a double feature? The planets have the left the building and we are left with our babysitter the VCR, and Uranus answering the phones. Nobody cares about you more than your own higher self, so maybe turn off the TV and go have a listen to what it has to say. Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎 @thecrystalsituation thecr...2024-07-211h 07

This Aquarian LifeSolar Return to the 80’sIn case you’re wondering why the excessive length of this particular episode - we can only say that when the intention of discussing a solar return birth chart is preceded by a swift deep dive into the 80’s, Gen X, the Brat Pack ET CETERA…you get a very lively double helix strand of conversation that truly stretches into infinity. A CHALLAH if you will. An endless summer challah. We could’ve named this “My Dinner with Andrea” or “Joanna Explains it All” but we didn’t, did we. Hey, we kept it under two hours. Honorable Mentions...2024-07-131h 45

This Aquarian LifeWhistling in the DarkHappy Cancer New Moon from your mistresses of mirth, intention setting, emotional narratives and a friendly reminder to never give anyone the keys to your unhappiness. If the feels get a little too feelsy and the thoughts springing out of them create a drama you are not interested in playing in - there are tricks to get out of that. At the very least, here in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s summer. Go outside and play. Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: cu...2024-07-061h 10

This Aquarian LifeThere’s No Wrong Time to ChironHello from the evolved fleshy blobs our parents thought best to name us as Joanna and Andrea. We get existential again and justify it as Chiron and the North Node transiting Aries for everyone. Also discuss identity, talking, dreams, puzzles not problems. Honorable Mentions: 💎Solstice Crystal Gridding Workshop Replay 👏🏽Amy Piper Tapping for Truth 🧚🏽Pea the Feary 🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunlight Heartlight Immersion in Palma de Mallorca, Spain August 2-4, 2024 Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Substack Contact: curate@thecry...2024-06-3053 min

This Aquarian LifeSolstice with the MostessWe are hosting a workshop! Crystal Gridding for the Summer Solstice Season and beyond: Thursday, June 27, 2024. Sign up to join live or replay. We also review Solstice, Cancer season, summer nostalgia, the Part of Fortune and tracker apps. It’s 10:00pm do you know where your kids are? 💎 Set Your Crystal Grid Workshop with Joanna and Andrea 🔮 Rock Identifier App 🎧 Your Consciousness Comes from the Moon 🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunlight Heartlight Immersion in Palma de Mallorca, Spain August 2-4, 2024 Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator @thecrystalsituatio...2024-06-241h 04

This Aquarian LifeLight as a Feather Stiff as a BoardWe begin on the topic of readings, and psychics, and then somehow get on the topic of After School Specials and the dangers of PCP as dramatized by the teenaged and future Oscar Winner Helen Hunt. While Andrea was advised never to use an Ouija board, Joanna had some good times in summer boarding school with the child ghost of Exeter. All to say, we live in a multiverse with many access points. Nobody knows you better than you, and hearing a different, outside perspective should really only help you see more of the big picture. And for the...2024-06-151h 05

This Aquarian LifeLive from Brentwood StudiosIs there a snake in your house? Then you’re fine. Animal spirits, messages from beyond and Andrea would like Bashar to turn the volume down on the hum please. Joanna is back from other countries and reunions and it’s also all fine. You’re fine. The funniest part is that we even wondered what we would talk about when there’s a planetary pile up in Gemini and all anyone does is talk. Please sip and enjoy. Want crystals? Andrea's got the goods... @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of Andrea Su...2024-06-091h 07

This Aquarian LifeMastering Mind, Matter & TimeJoanna and Andrea bend international time zones and meet somewhat within the construct of Time and Space to check in after a whopper Sag Full Moon. Joanna takes us through the astrological themes and gifts of the present moment and the acceleration available. Andrea wonders why no one ever told her how beneficial it was to meditate at 4:30 am and recalls, oh wait, everyone did tell her that - for 12 years in fact- it just wasn’t the time. Want crystals? Andrea's got the goods... @thecrystalsituation thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com The Book of And...2024-05-2451 min

This Aquarian LifeAura the River and Through the WoodsJoanna and Andrea reconvene on the airwaves in a valiant attempt to organize their thoughts and wisdom following their adventures throughout Los Angeles and the Eastern Sierras over the last week. Topics floated: the Aura and its importance for creating the life we want, the frequency and energy of having options, projectors, and mani gen’s making movies and building empires, and when to relax and let the guides and hired artists just do their thing. p.s. check out the moves our friend is making with River Queen Provisions Want crystals? Andrea's got...2024-05-121h 04

This Aquarian LifeDon’t Quit Your Day Job…unless do you think Joanna or Andrea could get hired there? With Taurus season in full swing we discuss the invitation to discover talents and resources that may have lain dormant til now, ready to blossom and announce to the world as an LLC. “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” is advice often handed down when we discover new worlds and lifestyles that aren’t anything like the lives and routines we’ve established. Ultimately we are all always evolving, leaving the familiar for the great unknown, and it’s a personal journey of trust, courage and listening. Trust us, we’ve been...2024-05-041h 05

This Aquarian LifeFor Fresh BreathJoanna and Andrea (and maybe you too) continue to ride the release wave of the Scorpio Full Moon, handing out pink slips to guides and ghoulies and actual literal scorpions that have completed their contracts and are free to roam the quantum country. Godspeed. Joanna offers an impromptu book club of the book “Breath” by James Nestor and Andrea offers a tour of her rattletrap brain attic, with a secret room and skylight beyond. And if Andrea shoots a dirty look to a mouth breather she’s actually trying to save their life. We are not doctors or medical profes...2024-04-261h 10

This Aquarian LifeForgive Us Our Transits...…as we forgot Chiron in all of this. While thoroughly enjoying the post-op - that is - post-eclipse rehabilitation and assimilation, we love a good pause for a teaching moment. Right on time, Joanna HAPPENED to come across a list of 5 Forgivenesses for the Aquarian Age to soften some of the wound work a lot of us seem to be savoring. Andrea just can’t get the Don Henley song out of her head. “Cuz I think it’s about…forgiveness. FORGIVENESS.” Find the featured crystals for Eclipse season @thecrystalsituation Also check out And...2024-04-171h 22

This Aquarian LifeEclipse Soup Is Good FoodStirring the pot on all things post eclipse. Some people left with their lawn chairs and space glasses, Andrea and Joanna did a bunch of yoga, timeline hops, past life regressions and hair appointments. As one would. And rather than dwell on the WHY do we all have headaches, maybe just pop some ibuprofen and get on with the next thing. (But yes, human bodies really are weird and mysterious to come back to after zipping around the astral.) Also…plan your menu…Jupiter and Uranus conjunction peaks April 20, 2024. Expected the unexpected by trusting and surrendering with inte...2024-04-121h 14

This Aquarian LifeThe Pre-Eclipse Pre-Game Grand PrixWhere we actually get really existential and perhaps, vulnerable, but don’t worry - lots of talk about movies and playlists. Luckily there are movies for a good cry during the eclipse (like “Ice Castles”) as well as scare you straight cautionary tales about how NOT to do an eclipse (like “The Watcher in the Woods”). And boy, are you having a good day if you’re a fan of Lynn Holly Johnson who stars in both. Find the featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theli...2024-04-061h 17

This Aquarian LifeNatural Law and Order of AppearancePrinciples operate through the 3D, are constant and unchanging - like mantra and crystals. This earthly experience is phenomenal and committed to Natural Law. Cycles cycle, principles always are. Also guess what! “You’re Good Enough.” Find the featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Want to know how the eclipse energy is impacting your astrological profile? Schedule a personal chart reading with Joanna Pitt 💫 twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt 2024-03-311h 10

This Aquarian LifeEclipse…Ellipsis…EclipseWelcome to the Eclipse, we are not your guides. Eclipse Blips Bleeps Bloopers and Blake Edwards. Maybe you have terrible friends, maybe you shouldn’t drink tequila? Write it all down and try restarting your consciousness... Find the featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Want to know how this energy is impacting your astrological profile? Schedule a personal chart reading with Joanna Pitt 💫 twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt 2024-03-261h 00

This Aquarian LifeKeep Calm and Aries OnOur first breaking news episode as we process (so Virgo) the news of Princess Kate’s diagnosis, which actually GRACEfully segues into what we planned to talk about: Aries, Equinox and the upcoming eclipses. And crystals. And peanut butter. Featured crystals for the Equinox & Eclipses @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Contact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com Want to know how this energy is impacting your astrological profile? Schedule a personal chart reading with Joanna Pitt 💫 twinfawnsastrology.com @joanna__pitt 2024-03-221h 12

This Aquarian LifeEquinox Balance BeamRemember the other person is you. Also, the director, actor, screenwriter, and audience member = you. And sometimes the best possible timeline available is running for chocolate at 9pm. Nobody cares but you. Yes, You again. Featured crystals for the Equinox @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Want to know how this Equinox is impacting your astrological profile? Book a session with Joanna Pitt for a personal chart reading 💫 @joanna__pitt twinfawnsastrology.com 2024-03-1859 min

This Aquarian LifeThe Frequency of ChangeIf Fetch isn’t happening, take it off the table. If no one’s biting on the crystal, move onto one of the million other ones. Eclipses bring change - and many times (good!) things show up not at all how we expected. We can be quick to say “This isn’t what I want!” when really maybe a more accurate response is “This isn’t what I expected.” But! And! What if…it’s better than you could have ever imagined…? *Bonus offering - kombucha drinking game (or your beverage of choice) for every time Andrea says “Gene Keys” 2024-03-111h 03

This Aquarian LifeTake Another Little Pisces of My HeartAndrea and Joanna discuss all things Pisces and not all the things but it is kind of all the things because Pisces is the All of totality unified. Also writing intentions, the Grandaddy Power Period, the Artists Way and much more. But you probably already know all that since we’re all psychic. See what's featured for Pisces season at The Crystal Situation: @thecrystalsituation Also check out Andrea's websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Joanna Pitt - Astrology Readings, Courses, Mentorship and More @joanna__pitt twinfawnsastrology.com 2024-02-2558 min

This Aquarian LifeWhat If It Just Keeps Getting BetterAndrea barely landed home from the Tucson Gem show before taking a hard left into the Gene Keys. How can we continue to elevate in higher consciousness while reconciling the 3D? Compassion is the key. Find out what crystals Andrea actually found at the Tucson Gem Show on Instagram: @thecrystalsituation Also check out her websites: thecrystalsituation.com theliminalandmineral.com Joanna Pitt - Astrology Readings, Courses, Mentorship and More @joanna__pitt twinfawnsastrology.com 2024-02-201h 27

This Aquarian LifePutting the Us in AquariusJoanna and Andrea explore the themes of the 11th sign of the Zodiac, Aquarius. From authenticity and innovation to tech and information, the future is upon us and ready for its upgrade. Get ready to make waves and give more of yourself for the greater good. Follow Andrea Wright and check out her online shop: @thecrystalsituation http://www.thecrystalsituation.com http://www.theliminalandmineral.com Joanna Pitt, Astrology Readings, Courses, Mentorship and More @joanna__pitt twinfawnsastrology.com 2024-02-201h 18

This Aquarian LifeTransits & TimelinesWe keep saying Time isn’t real and yet…it feels real. And not. And reality feels real, but is it the same reality from yesterday? Can we hop a timeline if we aren’t even clear about which one we’re currently on? Meanwhile Pluto, the planet of transformation is on the move and taking us all along for the ride. 2024-01-311h 11

This Aquarian LifeBackstage DharmaMeet Andrea and Joanna. How did we get here? Priority shifts, shedding expectations, and letting it all go in favor of the long road toward authenticity and the deeper truths of existence. Hear how we found ourselves as new agers, meditators, yogis, spiritualists and timeline jumpers. 2024-01-3155 min