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Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 36 – Babe: Pig in the CityRemember when talking animals movies moved in waves through theaters packed with children? Good times, unless we decide during this episode that they actually weren't. Important questions: Is Babe wearing a wig? How many pigs does it take to cast a major motion picture? What happened to all the sheep herding? Keep an ear out for Andy discovering that Elrond plays a dog in this movie and Tony feeling uncomfortable around sheep. Our theme music is 2019-10-192h 01Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 36 – Babe: Pig in the CityRemember when talking animals movies moved in waves through theaters packed with children? Good times, unless we decide during this episode that they actually weren't. Important questions: Is Babe wearing a wig? How many pigs does it take to cast a major motion picture? What happened to all the sheep herding? Keep an ear out for Andy discovering that Elrond plays a dog in this movie and Tony feeling uncomfortable around sheep. Our theme music is 2019-10-192h 01Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 35 – Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light & Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of DimensionsIf you were worried you'd never get any insight into one of Tony's legitimate childhood obsessions, THEN GOOD NEWS. Important questions: Why would someone be buried with all the tools needed to kill them? Why did Seto Kaiba build a space elevator? In what way has Kaiba become the worst person? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony taking a deep dive into Kaiba's anti-magic business meetings. Our theme music is 2019-09-182h 46Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 35 – Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: Pyramid of Light & Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of DimensionsIf you were worried you'd never get any insight into one of Tony's legitimate childhood obsessions, THEN GOOD NEWS. Important questions: Why would someone be buried with all the tools needed to kill them? Why did Seto Kaiba build a space elevator? In what way has Kaiba become the worst person? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony taking a deep dive into Kaiba's anti-magic business meetings. Our theme music is 2019-09-182h 46Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 34 – Leroy & StitchOhana means family, and family means we couldn't leave these movies behind. Important questions: How old is Lilo? Why does Hamsterviel exist? Doesn't the Grand Counselwoman have more important shit to do? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony NOT talking about the Stitch! TV show, because it's frankly too much for them to handle. Our theme music is 2019-09-032h 19Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 34 – Leroy & StitchOhana means family, and family means we couldn't leave these movies behind. Important questions: How old is Lilo? Why does Hamsterviel exist? Doesn't the Grand Counselwoman have more important shit to do? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony NOT talking about the Stitch! TV show, because it's frankly too much for them to handle. Our theme music is 2019-09-032h 19Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 33 – The Lion King 2019We’ve talked about The Lion King a lot. We’ll probably talk about it again. But this time!? This time we’ll talk about it in three dimensions. Important questions: How much uncanny valley are we dealing with? Why is Shenzi SO evil? What are the difficulties of actually recording in a room together? Keep and ear out for Tony getting mad about Be Prepared and Andy getting excited about Beyonce. Our theme music is 2019-08-131h 19Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 33 – The Lion King 2019We’ve talked about The Lion King a lot. We’ll probably talk about it again. But this time!? This time we’ll talk about it in three dimensions. Important questions: How much uncanny valley are we dealing with? Why is Shenzi SO evil? What are the difficulties of actually recording in a room together? Keep and ear out for Tony getting mad about Be Prepared and Andy getting excited about Beyonce. Our theme music is 2019-08-131h 19Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 32 – The Jungle Book (2016) & Mogli: Legend of the JungleSometimes a story is so good, it just needs to be told. Over and over again. Forever. I guess. Important questions: Why is everything so wet? Is Kaa a god? Why give the animals human faces!? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony pitching Ben Kingsley and Bill Murray buddy movies. Our theme music is 2019-07-242h 33Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 32 – The Jungle Book (2016) & Mogli: Legend of the JungleSometimes a story is so good, it just needs to be told. Over and over again. Forever. I guess. Important questions: Why is everything so wet? Is Kaa a god? Why give the animals human faces!? Keep and ear out for Andy and Tony pitching Ben Kingsley and Bill Murray buddy movies. Our theme music is 2019-07-242h 33Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 31 –Aladdin 1992 & 2019Tempers flare as Andy and Tony come out on different sides of a remake debate and try to balance magic and animation against cool flips and a more accommodating setting. Important questions: What is a diamond in the rough? Is Aladdin amoral? How destroyed is the Sultan's brain? Keep and ear out for Andy fawning over Robbin Williams and Tony calming down after half an hour of yelling. Our theme music is 2019-06-252h 24Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 31 –Aladdin 1992 & 2019Tempers flare as Andy and Tony come out on different sides of a remake debate and try to balance magic and animation against cool flips and a more accommodating setting. Important questions: What is a diamond in the rough? Is Aladdin amoral? How destroyed is the Sultan's brain? Keep and ear out for Andy fawning over Robbin Williams and Tony calming down after half an hour of yelling. Our theme music is 2019-06-252h 24Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 30 – Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure“Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning.” We knew how to get to Neverland. It takes only some pixie dust and very clear directions. But as the crescent island appears on the horizon, I wonder why we have chosen to return. Again. Important questions: Which one of these fairies is Lucy Liu? Why are there no baby fairies? What use is romance in fairy society? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony for once not being the target audience for something. Our theme music is 2019-06-092h 13Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 30 – Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure“Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning.” We knew how to get to Neverland. It takes only some pixie dust and very clear directions. But as the crescent island appears on the horizon, I wonder why we have chosen to return. Again. Important questions: Which one of these fairies is Lucy Liu? Why are there no baby fairies? What use is romance in fairy society? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony for once not being the target audience for something. Our theme music is 2019-06-092h 13Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 29 – Dinosaur & A Good DinosaurAh, the terrible lizards. As children, we see dinosaurs as wondrous, almost mythical beasts. So how come the greatest children's entertainers consistently fail to make decent movies about them? Important questions: How much violence against children can be put into a children's movie? How hard is it to bury an apatosaurus? Where are all the female characters? Cards on the table: there was about two hours of content cut from this episode, wherein we talked about anything other than these bad movies. Our theme music is 2019-05-232h 31Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 28 – An Extremely Goofy MovieFather/son relationships are hard. Do you know what else is hard? THE X-GAMES. That's right. We're getting very mid-nineties/early-oughts this episode. Important questions: Who is Max's mom? What happened to Roxanne after the first movie? Is Max Cool? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony trying to convince you that lying is good. Our theme music is 2019-05-092h 32Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 28 – An Extremely Goofy MovieFather/son relationships are hard. Do you know what else is hard? THE X-GAMES. That's right. We're getting very mid-nineties/early-oughts this episode. Important questions: Who is Max's mom? What happened to Roxanne after the first movie? Is Max Cool? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony trying to convince you that lying is good. Our theme music is 2019-05-092h 32Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 27 – Bambi 2: The Great Prince of the ForestAre you ready for our most tangent-filled episode yet!? Because these movies were so boring it was very hard to stay on topic. Important questions: Why does Andy hate Phil Collins? Where is the plot? Is Bambi art? Keep an ear out for Tony getting distracted by Alan Tudyk and Andy forgetting Groundhog Day exists. Our theme music is 2019-04-032h 16Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 27 – Bambi 2: The Great Prince of the ForestAre you ready for our most tangent-filled episode yet!? Because these movies were so boring it was very hard to stay on topic. Important questions: Why does Andy hate Phil Collins? Where is the plot? Is Bambi art? Keep an ear out for Tony getting distracted by Alan Tudyk and Andy forgetting Groundhog Day exists. Our theme music is 2019-04-032h 16Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 26 – The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure & The Swan Princess ChristmasYes, we were impeded by a hiatus. Yes, we had to watch these movies twice. And yes, this whole thing might be a tax scam, BUT STILL THIS SERIES HAS NOT MANAGED TO KILL US, NO MATTER HOW IT TRIES. Important questions: Whatever happened to Katja Zoch? Should Rogers and Uberta sleep together? How does Derek keep getting worse? Keep an ear out for Andy waging a private war on Christmas and Tony stopping the show to talk about Aladdin's dad. Our theme music is 2019-03-222h 13Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 26 – The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Treasure & The Swan Princess ChristmasYes, we were impeded by a hiatus. Yes, we had to watch these movies twice. And yes, this whole thing might be a tax scam, BUT STILL THIS SERIES HAS NOT MANAGED TO KILL US, NO MATTER HOW IT TRIES. Important questions: Whatever happened to Katja Zoch? Should Rogers and Uberta sleep together? How does Derek keep getting worse? Keep an ear out for Andy waging a private war on Christmas and Tony stopping the show to talk about Aladdin's dad. Our theme music is 2019-03-222h 13Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 49 – The Things That You Want Are Actually BadImportant questions: What is Andy's game of the year? Has there ever been a good King Arthur movie? What does Tony think of mystery novels? Keep an ear out for Tony forgetting the name of his game of the year choice and Andy having some radical opinions on what makes someone a “main character.” Our theme music is 2019-03-021h 17Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 49 – The Things That You Want Are Actually BadImportant questions: What is Andy's game of the year? Has there ever been a good King Arthur movie? What does Tony think of mystery novels? Keep an ear out for Tony forgetting the name of his game of the year choice and Andy having some radical opinions on what makes someone a “main character.” Our theme music is 2019-03-021h 17Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 48 – One star off for the surveillance stateWe showcase the full range of human emotion this week: Excitement, confusion, anger, nostalgia, confusion, sadness, confusion, that kind of bittersweet feeling you get when something ends, and confusion. Important questions: Will what we do matter in a thousand years? Why would you name a black character Jefferson Davis? Will we start a beef with James Patterson? Keep an ear out for Andy having strong opinions on Spider-man and Tony having strong opinions on cartoons, surprising no one on either side. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is...2018-09-1457 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 48 – One star off for the surveillance stateWe showcase the full range of human emotion this week: Excitement, confusion, anger, nostalgia, confusion, sadness, confusion, that kind of bittersweet feeling you get when something ends, and confusion. Important questions: Will what we do matter in a thousand years? Why would you name a black character Jefferson Davis? Will we start a beef with James Patterson? Keep an ear out for Andy having strong opinions on Spider-man and Tony having strong opinions on cartoons, surprising no one on either side. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is...2018-09-1457 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 25 – The Princess Diaries 2: Royal EngagementJoin us as we journey to—I'll just say it—the most underwhelming fictional country we've been to yet. If you like being in Europe but never seeing any European landmarks, then this is the movie for you. Important questions: What is the neighbor's deal? When is an appropriate time to flee from your royal heritage? Why is Joe so cool? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about a fictional high school and Andy waxing poetic about Chris Pine. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @roya...2018-08-282h 24Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 25 – The Princess Diaries 2: Royal EngagementJoin us as we journey to—I'll just say it—the most underwhelming fictional country we've been to yet. If you like being in Europe but never seeing any European landmarks, then this is the movie for you. Important questions: What is the neighbor's deal? When is an appropriate time to flee from your royal heritage? Why is Joe so cool? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about a fictional high school and Andy waxing poetic about Chris Pine. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @roya...2018-08-282h 24Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 47 – Sipping on an AlcoholWe have climbed out of the respective pits of Hell we'd found ourselves in these past few months (surely the only possible reason we had for not releasing episodes) and take a quick hour to catch up. Important questions: What kept us for so long? Do people still get excited about airplanes? When will we talk about The Princess Diaries? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony being pretty bad at remembering how they end podcasts. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...2018-08-1557 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 47 – Sipping on an AlcoholWe have climbed out of the respective pits of Hell we'd found ourselves in these past few months (surely the only possible reason we had for not releasing episodes) and take a quick hour to catch up. Important questions: What kept us for so long? Do people still get excited about airplanes? When will we talk about The Princess Diaries? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony being pretty bad at remembering how they end podcasts. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is...2018-08-1557 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 46 – Podcasting From The Windy CityIt's been a while since our last DVD Extras, and we're sure you missed our meandering conversations that nevertheless eventually end up being about Mark Hamill or Marvel movies. Important questions: What's up with Andy's audio and will be be able to fix it before the next full recording? Should you go to bars and ignore everyone? What's the line between science fiction and magic? Keep an ear out for Tony inadvertently burning any potential bridge with Audible and Andy raving about Midwestern accents. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the...2018-06-071h 00Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 46 – Podcasting From The Windy CityIt's been a while since our last DVD Extras, and we're sure you missed our meandering conversations that nevertheless eventually end up being about Mark Hamill or Marvel movies. Important questions: What's up with Andy's audio and will be be able to fix it before the next full recording? Should you go to bars and ignore everyone? What's the line between science fiction and magic? Keep an ear out for Tony inadvertently burning any potential bridge with Audible and Andy raving about Midwestern accents. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the...2018-06-071h 00Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 24 – Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a GlitchWere you afraid you wouldn't have RAISED STAKES today!? Were you afraid of using a part of your seat other than the edge!? Were you afraid of not watching a beloved Disney character DIE!? Important questions: Is creating a new life form unethical? What are you without a past or something to destroy? How many men has Cobra Bubbles killed? Keep an ear out for Tony feeling emotionally manipulated while Andy has a dramatic death scene. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats ...2018-05-162h 08Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 24 – Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a GlitchWere you afraid you wouldn't have RAISED STAKES today!? Were you afraid of using a part of your seat other than the edge!? Were you afraid of not watching a beloved Disney character DIE!? Important questions: Is creating a new life form unethical? What are you without a past or something to destroy? How many men has Cobra Bubbles killed? Keep an ear out for Tony feeling emotionally manipulated while Andy has a dramatic death scene. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats ...2018-05-162h 08Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 23 – The WildThis is probably the closest we've come to teetering on the edge of madness and definitely the worst movie we've ever watched. It's also Andy's fault. Important questions: How many ways can we distract ourselves from having to relive watching The Wild? What does it take to define Madagascar as “the better movie?” Do you remember good movies? Keep an ear out for Andy developing a psychosomatic fever while Tony descends into fits of mad laughter. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony...2018-04-252h 10Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 23 – The WildThis is probably the closest we've come to teetering on the edge of madness and definitely the worst movie we've ever watched. It's also Andy's fault. Important questions: How many ways can we distract ourselves from having to relive watching The Wild? What does it take to define Madagascar as “the better movie?” Do you remember good movies? Keep an ear out for Andy developing a psychosomatic fever while Tony descends into fits of mad laughter. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony...2018-04-252h 10Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 22 – Prince of Egypt and Joseph King of DreamsWe had scheduling, mechanical, and dogmatic problems with this episode BUT WE DID IT, ANYWAY. YOUR MOVE, MOSES. Important questions: How many sphinxes did the ancient Egyptians build? When is the right time to kill all of the firstborns? What's that weird beard thing? Keep an ear out for 6,000 years of religious tension that is occasionally cut when one of us mispronounces something. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction...2018-04-122h 20Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 22 – Prince of Egypt and Joseph King of DreamsWe had scheduling, mechanical, and dogmatic problems with this episode BUT WE DID IT, ANYWAY. YOUR MOVE, MOSES. Important questions: How many sphinxes did the ancient Egyptians build? When is the right time to kill all of the firstborns? What's that weird beard thing? Keep an ear out for 6,000 years of religious tension that is occasionally cut when one of us mispronounces something. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction...2018-04-122h 20Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 45 – She’s Got Them Dude BonesWe put some rails on this episode JUST SO WE COULD GET OFF THEM. Important questions: What do we do about sexist bone experts? What's happening in 2D animated TV? What makes a good ad? Keep an ear out for Tony revealing a dark movie-based secret and Andy not understanding why nobody's talking about this Earhart business. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.2018-03-2951 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 45 – She’s Got Them Dude BonesWe put some rails on this episode JUST SO WE COULD GET OFF THEM. Important questions: What do we do about sexist bone experts? What's happening in 2D animated TV? What makes a good ad? Keep an ear out for Tony revealing a dark movie-based secret and Andy not understanding why nobody's talking about this Earhart business. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.2018-03-2951 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 21 – Mulan 2Let's get down to business. We all know Mulan saves China, but can she save China...TWICE!? Stay tuned. Important questions: What was Mushu's childhood like? Will we be hunted down for exposing the conspiracy off Disney storytelling? Why is Shang so useless when fully clothed? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy both trying to talk about foot binding at the same time, which was honestly not a creative direction we thought this podcast was heading toward. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens ...2018-03-212h 39Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 21 – Mulan 2Let's get down to business. We all know Mulan saves China, but can she save China...TWICE!? Stay tuned. Important questions: What was Mushu's childhood like? Will we be hunted down for exposing the conspiracy off Disney storytelling? Why is Shang so useless when fully clothed? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy both trying to talk about foot binding at the same time, which was honestly not a creative direction we thought this podcast was heading toward. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens ...2018-03-212h 39Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 44 – Fawning Over Michael B. JordanYou should probably skip this one if you still haven't seen Black Panther. And probably Thor: Ragnarok. Important Questions: Is W'Kabi T'Challa's best friend? What makes Killmonger a good villain? What's it like watching a Marvel movie with good female characters? Keep an ear out for Andy challenging the Internet to fight him and Tony making a joke he knows won't work. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here...2018-03-0951 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 44 – Fawning Over Michael B. JordanYou should probably skip this one if you still haven't seen Black Panther. And probably Thor: Ragnarok. Important Questions: Is W'Kabi T'Challa's best friend? What makes Killmonger a good villain? What's it like watching a Marvel movie with good female characters? Keep an ear out for Andy challenging the Internet to fight him and Tony making a joke he knows won't work. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here...2018-03-0951 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 20 – Fievel Goes WestAll right, pardners. YEAH, I SAID IT. Time to hop a train and start a new life in the old west! Are you ready for action? Music? John Cleese? I know I am! Inportent questions: What is An American Tale's weird race problem? What is Fievel Goes West's much more commonplace race problem? Who are the real criminals of early America? Keep an ear out for Andy trying to start a people's revolution and Tony getting distracted by the Statue of Liberty. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy...2018-03-021h 52Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 20 – Fievel Goes WestAll right, pardners. YEAH, I SAID IT. Time to hop a train and start a new life in the old west! Are you ready for action? Music? John Cleese? I know I am! Inportent questions: What is An American Tale's weird race problem? What is Fievel Goes West's much more commonplace race problem? Who are the real criminals of early America? Keep an ear out for Andy trying to start a people's revolution and Tony getting distracted by the Statue of Liberty. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy...2018-03-021h 52Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 43 – An Exercise in NarcissismA late episode! Proving that we are, in fact, still alive. You can't take us down that easy, Douglas. Important questions: What is difficult about being a creator? Is it hard to talk about nothing? What is a pierogi? Keep an ear out for Andy's Subtle through-line of rage and Tony's opinions on fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.2018-02-2351 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 43 – An Exercise in NarcissismA late episode! Proving that we are, in fact, still alive. You can't take us down that easy, Douglas. Important questions: What is difficult about being a creator? Is it hard to talk about nothing? What is a pierogi? Keep an ear out for Andy's Subtle through-line of rage and Tony's opinions on fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here and here.2018-02-2351 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 19 – Cinderella 1, 2, and 3That's right, we took down a trilogy this week! THREE MOVIES. ONE OF THEM WAS GOOD. IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK. Important questions: What is the canonical timeline for Disney's Cinderella trilogy? Should Cinderella be a bit more of a bitch? Does the Fairy Godmother exist out of time? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony's big pitch for Cinderella 4: Army of Two. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's...2018-02-082h 27Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 19 – Cinderella 1, 2, and 3That's right, we took down a trilogy this week! THREE MOVIES. ONE OF THEM WAS GOOD. IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK. Important questions: What is the canonical timeline for Disney's Cinderella trilogy? Should Cinderella be a bit more of a bitch? Does the Fairy Godmother exist out of time? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony's big pitch for Cinderella 4: Army of Two. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's...2018-02-082h 27Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 42 – Andy is a Love GuruEverybody loves love, right? You all love to love love, which is good because we really get into talking about various types of awkward crushing situations and romantic comedy anime. Important questions: What should you do when you have a crush on a friend? What separates a good romantic anime from a bad one? What's most important in a girl (who's trying to save you from a fire)? Keep an ear out for Andy spilling possibly friendship-ruining secrets and Tony getting really mad about Romeo and Juliet. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find...2018-01-3149 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 42 – Andy is a Love GuruEverybody loves love, right? You all love to love love, which is good because we really get into talking about various types of awkward crushing situations and romantic comedy anime. Important questions: What should you do when you have a crush on a friend? What separates a good romantic anime from a bad one? What's most important in a girl (who's trying to save you from a fire)? Keep an ear out for Andy spilling possibly friendship-ruining secrets and Tony getting really mad about Romeo and Juliet. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find...2018-01-3149 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 18 – Lion King 1 1/2Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Important questions: Are the opening lines of "Circle of Life" in Swahili? (They are not. They're in Zulu. Don't @ us.) What makes a good fart joke? Can Rafiki teleport? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about Fiddler on the Roof while Andy continues to push the "season 2" thing. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2018-01-251h 40Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 18 – Lion King 1 1/2Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Important questions: Are the opening lines of "Circle of Life" in Swahili? (They are not. They're in Zulu. Don't @ us.) What makes a good fart joke? Can Rafiki teleport? Keep an ear out for Tony waxing poetic about Fiddler on the Roof while Andy continues to push the "season 2" thing. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2018-01-251h 40Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 41 – Season TwoIn our first recording of 2018 we talk about all of the things we're happy about from last year. It was a bit of an uphill battle. Important questions: Did we spend our New Year's Days wrong? What do we want out of the next year? How do we become better artists? Keep an ear out for both Andy and Tony talking about their disgusting bodies. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's...2018-01-1250 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 41 – Season TwoIn our first recording of 2018 we talk about all of the things we're happy about from last year. It was a bit of an uphill battle. Important questions: Did we spend our New Year's Days wrong? What do we want out of the next year? How do we become better artists? Keep an ear out for both Andy and Tony talking about their disgusting bodies. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's...2018-01-1250 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 17 – Scrooge and A Muppet Christmas CarolThat's right, it's a Christmas episode! I spit on your insistence that "schedules make sense" and "it's already 2018." Ptui. Important questions: Why does A Christmas Carol have such staying power? Can Andy and Tony keep up with a different style of podcasting? How savage should the Ghost of Christmas Present be? Keep an ear out for Andy's vicious Muppet slander while Tony says "tonally" like thirty times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can...2018-01-052h 21Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 17 – Scrooge and A Muppet Christmas CarolThat's right, it's a Christmas episode! I spit on your insistence that "schedules make sense" and "it's already 2018." Ptui. Important questions: Why does A Christmas Carol have such staying power? Can Andy and Tony keep up with a different style of podcasting? How savage should the Ghost of Christmas Present be? Keep an ear out for Andy's vicious Muppet slander while Tony says "tonally" like thirty times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can...2018-01-052h 21Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 16 – Swan Princess 2: Escape From Castle MountainI swear to God that's the real name. Important questions: Is this movie series a tax scam? How many times can a prince almost kill his girlfriend? Why did they move into that castle!? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony deteriorating into gibbering insanity as they listen to a minute of the "No Fear Rap." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2017-12-142h 05Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 16 – Swan Princess 2: Escape From Castle MountainI swear to God that's the real name. Important questions: Is this movie series a tax scam? How many times can a prince almost kill his girlfriend? Why did they move into that castle!? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony deteriorating into gibbering insanity as they listen to a minute of the "No Fear Rap." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2017-12-142h 05Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 40 – Ball’s in Your Court, DisneyIn a sort of scattershot approach to podcasting, we talk about Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, and Star Wars. As well as ourselves. Important questions: How despressing it the The Justice League exists as a mediocre film? Who is Alan McGregor? What are our best episodes? Keep an ear out for Andy getting all up in Disney's face and Tony sheepishly plugging fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2017-12-1059 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 40 – Ball’s in Your Court, DisneyIn a sort of scattershot approach to podcasting, we talk about Thor: Ragnarok, Justice League, and Star Wars. As well as ourselves. Important questions: How despressing it the The Justice League exists as a mediocre film? Who is Alan McGregor? What are our best episodes? Keep an ear out for Andy getting all up in Disney's face and Tony sheepishly plugging fanfiction. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on the Internet! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats Tony's comic is Inspired By True Events You can read Tony's Pokemon fanfiction here.2017-12-1059 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 15 – The Sword in the Stone & Quest for CamelotWe sincerely hope you listen to this podcast to hear the sound of grown men's brains unraveling over a bad cartoon. What other reason would you have? Important questions: How long did Tony spend researching a transformed squirrel OC? How dead is Sir Lionel? How uninspired are Garrett and Kaylee as characters? Keep an ear out for Tony writing colorful insults toward a kids' movie while Andy shamefully admits to liking one of the songs. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-302h 29Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 15 – The Sword in the Stone & Quest for CamelotWe sincerely hope you listen to this podcast to hear the sound of grown men's brains unraveling over a bad cartoon. What other reason would you have? Important questions: How long did Tony spend researching a transformed squirrel OC? How dead is Sir Lionel? How uninspired are Garrett and Kaylee as characters? Keep an ear out for Tony writing colorful insults toward a kids' movie while Andy shamefully admits to liking one of the songs. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-302h 29Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 39 – Batman, don’t turn to necromancy!Andy watched The Justice League this weekend, and he has some opinions on this acid trip of a movie. Important questions: How did DC end up making such a clusterfuck? How many bad movies has Jeremy Irons been in? What's Steppenwolf's deal? Keep an ear out for Andy praising the two actors who actually seem to want to be in this movie while Tony makes a hard water joke like three times. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-211h 02Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 14 – 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London AdventureAndy and Tony take a break from their frankly distressing movie choices to get back to their Disney-sequel roots. Important questions: How much does a dalmatian puppy cost? How did Disney get so good at animating dogs? Is Nanny dead? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony distressing each other with their fan theories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-172h 14Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 14 – 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London AdventureAndy and Tony take a break from their frankly distressing movie choices to get back to their Disney-sequel roots. Important questions: How much does a dalmatian puppy cost? How did Disney get so good at animating dogs? Is Nanny dead? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony distressing each other with their fan theories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-172h 14Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 38 – How horny was J.R.R. Tolkien for Spiders?This episode we talk about Shadow of War, and by extension, bad video games and bad fan fiction. Also, sexy spiders. Important questions: What does BDSM stand for? What makes good magic? Is there a wrong way to consume media? Keep an ear out for Andy's prepared statement about why video games are a mistake and Tony finally breaking down and yelling about Sailor Moon. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-11-081h 06Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 13 – BatmanFrom shark repellent to awful misogyny, Andy and Tony explore Gotham city through the lens of two films with the same name and very different themes. Important questions: Has Adam West been to space? How many war crimes had Batman committed? Can Tim Burton make a good female character? Keep an ear out for us forgetting we're doing a Halloween episode for most of the actual podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one? WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!? Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds...2017-11-032h 50Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 35 – Mark Hamill’s IMDB PageWhen faced with the choice of whether to cut or embrace the fact that we just read an IMDB page for ten minutes, I made the right decision. --Tony Important questions: Doctors and dentists: do we need them? Remember how good Jackie Chan movies were? How's ol' Alan Tudyk doing? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy not quite fighting about Alien, but definitely almost doing that. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-09-211h 36Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 35 – Mark Hamill’s IMDB PageWhen faced with the choice of whether to cut or embrace the fact that we just read an IMDB page for ten minutes, I made the right decision. --Tony Important questions: Doctors and dentists: do we need them? Remember how good Jackie Chan movies were? How's ol' Alan Tudyk doing? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy not quite fighting about Alien, but definitely almost doing that. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-09-211h 36Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 28 – Sling us a web, you’re the Spider-Man.Sorry we missed last week! Tony was busy getting his face smashed in. HEY SPEAKING OF VIOLENCE, who wants to hear about some SPIDER-MAN/MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE OPINIONS!? I'm assuming all your hands are raised right now. Important questions: Why was Spider-Man 3 so bad? Which Marvel villains are interesting? Can Iron Man be a dad? Keep an ear out for Andy listing off more Spider-Man shows than most people know exist while Tony talks up the quality of ps2 movie tie-in games. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...2017-08-0133 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 28 – Sling us a web, you’re the Spider-Man.Sorry we missed last week! Tony was busy getting his face smashed in. HEY SPEAKING OF VIOLENCE, who wants to hear about some SPIDER-MAN/MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE OPINIONS!? I'm assuming all your hands are raised right now. Important questions: Why was Spider-Man 3 so bad? Which Marvel villains are interesting? Can Iron Man be a dad? Keep an ear out for Andy listing off more Spider-Man shows than most people know exist while Tony talks up the quality of ps2 movie tie-in games. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is...2017-08-0133 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 27 – The AC CastAndy and Tony, through forces largely out of their control, record an episode with a good solid layer of white noise. There's also some dog barking. Important questions: Are we going to talk about Doctor Who? Is A Wrinkle in Time like a Twilight Zone episode? Why does Andy love Spider-Man? Keep an ear out for Tony making a questionable joke while Andy dodges explosions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-07-2023 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 27 – The AC CastAndy and Tony, through forces largely out of their control, record an episode with a good solid layer of white noise. There's also some dog barking. Important questions: Are we going to talk about Doctor Who? Is A Wrinkle in Time like a Twilight Zone episode? Why does Andy love Spider-Man? Keep an ear out for Tony making a questionable joke while Andy dodges explosions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-07-2023 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 10 – Return to OzWe were gone for a week because of our new magical adventure! We've traveled to magical lands before, but none of them have the charm and luster of Oz! Surely it will be much the same when we go back. Tony would like to blame his sister Annie for both suggesting this movie AND The Film Reroll, and therefore being the driving force behind this episode. Important questions: What's with Glinda's glassy smile? Is Toto the best dog actor ever? Child torture: an acceptable way to start a movie? Keep an ear out for Tony harassing his online friends while...2017-07-122h 45Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 10 – Return to OzWe were gone for a week because of our new magical adventure! We've traveled to magical lands before, but none of them have the charm and luster of Oz! Surely it will be much the same when we go back. Tony would like to blame his sister Annie for both suggesting this movie AND The Film Reroll, and therefore being the driving force behind this episode. Important questions: What's with Glinda's glassy smile? Is Toto the best dog actor ever? Child torture: an acceptable way to start a movie? Keep an ear out for Tony harassing his online friends while...2017-07-122h 45Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 25 – Manic Pixie Dream SuperheroesYou know, in the Internet age, two people talking about the Spider-man and Thor trailers actually already feels dated. Podcasting is rough like that. Important questions: What's with Doctor Strange's accent? What's a good superhero origin story? Should Tony Stark be everyone's dad? Keep an ear out for Andy spouting sports metaphors while Tony rages against poorly written female characters. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-06-2023 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 25 – Manic Pixie Dream SuperheroesYou know, in the Internet age, two people talking about the Spider-man and Thor trailers actually already feels dated. Podcasting is rough like that. Important questions: What's with Doctor Strange's accent? What's a good superhero origin story? Should Tony Stark be everyone's dad? Keep an ear out for Andy spouting sports metaphors while Tony rages against poorly written female characters. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-06-2023 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 23 – High School Monster FightingAndy and Tony, having spent eight hours talking about Beauty and the Beast together, move onto less controversial topics. Like what the McElroys are up to. Important questions: Do people like listening to us talk about McElroy Shows? Are the Fast and Furious movies good? Is high school just the worst? Keep an ear out for Tony's croaking sick voice and Andy wishing for some good monster-fighting memories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-06-0118 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 23 – High School Monster FightingAndy and Tony, having spent eight hours talking about Beauty and the Beast together, move onto less controversial topics. Like what the McElroys are up to. Important questions: Do people like listening to us talk about McElroy Shows? Are the Fast and Furious movies good? Is high school just the worst? Keep an ear out for Tony's croaking sick voice and Andy wishing for some good monster-fighting memories. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-06-0118 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 22 – Which One Vapes? Disney EditionAndy and Tony, at long last, stop talking about Beauty and the Beast, and start talking about what's important: chasing that sweet high you can only get from that good good misty. Important questions: What is horse therapy? Would Beyoncé be a good Rafiki? Which one vapes? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about The Lion King while Andy extols the virtues of Donald Glover. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-05-2327 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 22 – Which One Vapes? Disney EditionAndy and Tony, at long last, stop talking about Beauty and the Beast, and start talking about what's important: chasing that sweet high you can only get from that good good misty. Important questions: What is horse therapy? Would Beyoncé be a good Rafiki? Which one vapes? Keep an ear out for Tony getting mad about The Lion King while Andy extols the virtues of Donald Glover. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-05-2327 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 19 – Waiting Here Forevermore.Some day, in some far off time and place, we will finally stop talking about Beauty and the Beast. In the meantime, why don't we talk about witches, abusive fathers, and new songs? Eh? Eh? Yeah, let's do that. Important questions: Did Agatha change the rules? Is Beast the protagonist of this movie? When will Andy and Tony talk about something else? (Not for like another hour. There, that one's free.) Keep an ear out for Tony referencing Calvin and Hobbes again while Andy rags on Agatha's commitment. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. ...2017-05-0227 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 19 – Waiting Here Forevermore.Some day, in some far off time and place, we will finally stop talking about Beauty and the Beast. In the meantime, why don't we talk about witches, abusive fathers, and new songs? Eh? Eh? Yeah, let's do that. Important questions: Did Agatha change the rules? Is Beast the protagonist of this movie? When will Andy and Tony talk about something else? (Not for like another hour. There, that one's free.) Keep an ear out for Tony referencing Calvin and Hobbes again while Andy rags on Agatha's commitment. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. ...2017-05-0227 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 7 – Brother Bear 2Remember last week, when Tony got really unnecessarily worked up about bears? WELL NOW YOU'LL KNOW WHY. Join us as we venture into the deep past, to a time when the mammoths still roamed these lands, to hear a the completely boring and pretty pointless pair of stories. Woo. Important Questions: How many older Disney movies did these films straight-up steal from? How gross is it to watch a woman and a bear fall in love? Are dogs like small bears? Keep and ear out for Tony railing into some wedding scenes while Andy laughs at a sitcom joke. Our...2017-02-211h 35Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 7 – Brother Bear 2Remember last week, when Tony got really unnecessarily worked up about bears? WELL NOW YOU'LL KNOW WHY. Join us as we venture into the deep past, to a time when the mammoths still roamed these lands, to hear a the completely boring and pretty pointless pair of stories. Woo. Important Questions: How many older Disney movies did these films straight-up steal from? How gross is it to watch a woman and a bear fall in love? Are dogs like small bears? Keep and ear out for Tony railing into some wedding scenes while Andy laughs at a sitcom joke. Our...2017-02-211h 35Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 10 – Batman v WorldWe all remember when Andy decided he wanted the wrath of the Internet to rain down on him by claiming The Prisoner of Azkaban was the best Harry Potter Movie. Well now it's Tony's turn, as he rants ad nauseum about Nolan's Batman trilogy. Important questions: What does everyone know about Batman? Why was Batman v Superman so bad? How do you pronounce "Ra's al Ghul?" Keep an ear out for Andy sighing loudly whenever Tony says he doesn't like The Dark Knight, while Tony is quietly surprised about stuff Andy's been mad about for months. Our outro music is...2017-01-2524 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 10 – Batman v WorldWe all remember when Andy decided he wanted the wrath of the Internet to rain down on him by claiming The Prisoner of Azkaban was the best Harry Potter Movie. Well now it's Tony's turn, as he rants ad nauseum about Nolan's Batman trilogy. Important questions: What does everyone know about Batman? Why was Batman v Superman so bad? How do you pronounce "Ra's al Ghul?" Keep an ear out for Andy sighing loudly whenever Tony says he doesn't like The Dark Knight, while Tony is quietly surprised about stuff Andy's been mad about for months. Our outro music is...2017-01-2524 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 9 – The Art of TomatoesThat's enough double-length Rogue One talk for us! Time to get down to the nitty gritty! Time for that REAL TALK that you all listen for. Important questions: Is Disney beginning a new Renaissance? What are Tony and Andy's eating habits? What is art? Keep an ear out for Andy disliking Frozen for some reason while Tony enjoys five seconds of silence. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-01-1725 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 9 – The Art of TomatoesThat's enough double-length Rogue One talk for us! Time to get down to the nitty gritty! Time for that REAL TALK that you all listen for. Important questions: Is Disney beginning a new Renaissance? What are Tony and Andy's eating habits? What is art? Keep an ear out for Andy disliking Frozen for some reason while Tony enjoys five seconds of silence. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats2017-01-1725 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 6 – The Scholarly SpatDear Listener, No doubt you have chosen to listen to this podcast under the impression that it portrays two friends having a lively discussion about something pleasant, like penguins, or those little balls they put in bingo machines. This is not the case. In the almost thirty minutes that this podcast lasts, its hosts talk of such miserable things as child actors, Alan Tudyk, movie directors, and two separate book series in which love, courage, and intelligence is not enough to save one's parents, no matter how desperately you want to ask them about the mysteries surrounding your life. We...2016-12-2829 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 6 – The Scholarly SpatDear Listener, No doubt you have chosen to listen to this podcast under the impression that it portrays two friends having a lively discussion about something pleasant, like penguins, or those little balls they put in bingo machines. This is not the case. In the almost thirty minutes that this podcast lasts, its hosts talk of such miserable things as child actors, Alan Tudyk, movie directors, and two separate book series in which love, courage, and intelligence is not enough to save one's parents, no matter how desperately you want to ask them about the mysteries surrounding your life. We...2016-12-2829 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 5 – The Fox and the Hound 2Are you ready for a good old-fashioned down home country good time? Then have we got a movie for you! Join Andy, Tony, and dog-Patrick Swayze as they wash the bittersweet taste of the first movie out of their mouths with literally the same song sung three times in the same movie. Not counting credits. Important questions: Bears: too terrifying? Are there any two characters that Andy won't mix up? How many happy lines can we ruin with even the most basic of context? What are the physics of the Ferris wheel? Keep an ear out for Andy building his...2016-12-201h 45Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 5 – The Fox and the Hound 2Are you ready for a good old-fashioned down home country good time? Then have we got a movie for you! Join Andy, Tony, and dog-Patrick Swayze as they wash the bittersweet taste of the first movie out of their mouths with literally the same song sung three times in the same movie. Not counting credits. Important questions: Bears: too terrifying? Are there any two characters that Andy won't mix up? How many happy lines can we ruin with even the most basic of context? What are the physics of the Ferris wheel? Keep an ear out for Andy building his...2016-12-201h 45Direct To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 5 – Ocean of KittensTime to tackle one of the biggest podcast quandaries: what should our sign-off line be? Astute listeners will notice that despite all the talk, and the goofs, we did not actually use a sign-off line at the end of the podcast. Look, we're new. Important questions: What makes a good think tank? Why does Tony only have one bit? How gay should sports anime be? Keep an ear out for Andy's low, breathy voice and Tony joking just a little bit too much about killing him. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us...2016-12-1319 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 5 – Ocean of KittensTime to tackle one of the biggest podcast quandaries: what should our sign-off line be? Astute listeners will notice that despite all the talk, and the goofs, we did not actually use a sign-off line at the end of the podcast. Look, we're new. Important questions: What makes a good think tank? Why does Tony only have one bit? How gay should sports anime be? Keep an ear out for Andy's low, breathy voice and Tony joking just a little bit too much about killing him. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us...2016-12-1319 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 4 – Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation GuidesAfter taking a week off for our season break--yes that's the reason I'm going with not that I just didn't get the editing done in time--Andy and Tony embark on another thrilling discussion. About editing. It's not as boring as it sounds. Important questions: How does one do a podcast without breathing? Will Tony kill Andy? What exactly was cut out during the outro? What's Alan Tudyk up to? Keep and ear out for Andy pronouncing words like English is the distant memory of a lost lifetime while Tony says "displeasant" like an unlearned ape. Our outro music is Theme...2016-12-0622 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoDVD Extras Episode 4 – Heavy Breathing and Pronunciation GuidesAfter taking a week off for our season break--yes that's the reason I'm going with not that I just didn't get the editing done in time--Andy and Tony embark on another thrilling discussion. About editing. It's not as boring as it sounds. Important questions: How does one do a podcast without breathing? Will Tony kill Andy? What exactly was cut out during the outro? What's Alan Tudyk up to? Keep and ear out for Andy pronouncing words like English is the distant memory of a lost lifetime while Tony says "displeasant" like an unlearned ape. Our outro music is Theme...2016-12-0622 minDirect To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 4 – Kronk’s New GrooveIt's our first full episode in months! You missed us, we know. To make it up to you, we'll show you exactly how Disney can take their best accident and completely drain it of charm, until it is covered in cheese and working really hard for both pop culture references and the approval of its dad. Important questions: What made Kronk and interesting character? What is with the excessive and creepy dancing? Why does it take Andy and Tony almost a full hour before they start talking about the movie? Keep an ear out for Tony using the word "foil"...2016-11-151h 24Direct To VideoDirect To VideoEpisode 4 – Kronk’s New GrooveIt's our first full episode in months! You missed us, we know. To make it up to you, we'll show you exactly how Disney can take their best accident and completely drain it of charm, until it is covered in cheese and working really hard for both pop culture references and the approval of its dad. Important questions: What made Kronk and interesting character? What is with the excessive and creepy dancing? Why does it take Andy and Tony almost a full hour before they start talking about the movie? Keep an ear out for Tony using the word "foil"...2016-11-151h 24