Shows
The Cavalry"Comedian DESTROYS His Pants"Johnny gives a wallpaper disaster update and Andrew's gonna try and install a new dishwasher top rack. Johnny needs backup wondering why no matter what he eats his poops are always roughly the same. Andrew needs backup that we should eliminate inflight announcements. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2025-07-0652 minThe Cavalry"David Ryan Adams"Johnny needs backup that concerts should start on time. Andrew needs backup that constellations are a scam. Johnny gives an appliance update which includes a repairman blowdrying his refrigerator and Andrew learns the difference between Brian and Ryan Adams. Enjoy!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2025-06-3054 minThe Cavalry"An Origin Story"It's episode 239 of The Cavalry! The Beehner's get a new dog! Andrew's back on the ship. Johnny needs backup on letting society crumble. Andrew needs backup that only true degenerates know what's going on with slot machines. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2024-12-0153 minThe Cavalry"Just Two Double Cheeseburgers"It's episode 205 of The Cavalry! A rare decline in backup comes from Andrew when Johnny goes after Shamrock Shakes. Then Andrew needs backup on removing old soap dispensers once the new ones have been installed to avoid confusion. Thank you for listening to the most important podcast in the world! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2024-04-0745 minThe Cavalry"Last Laughs"It's episode 201 of The Cavalry! Andrew has to record from inside an electric car while it charges. Did that stop us? Only sort of! Johnny needs backup that actors should have to go by their credited name in their real life. Andrew needs backup that they should just put protein in everything. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2024-03-1033 minThe Cavalry"Wine Goes In Pink Cups"It's episode 186 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Trump wasting his time running again because why wouldn't the deep state just cheat again. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't store your toothbrush out in the open air of the bathroom, until Andrew convinces him that he doesn't believe his topic and he switches sides. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2023-11-2750 minThe Cavalry"Norwegian Nibblers"It's episode 150(!) of The Cavalry! After a furious debate about the difference between highways and freeways, Andrew needs backup on there only being one speed limit on all freeways. Andrew also humiliates himself trying to do math. Johnny needs backup on Indiana Jones 4 being good. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2023-03-1952 minThe Cavalry"Who Eats Cake On Christmas?"Johnny and Andrew debate the pros and cons of being a billionaire. Then Johnny needs backup on the fly being too short on his pants and taking multiple pieces of cake. Andrew needs backup on the people who have to see every National Park before they die being too dramatic. Enjoy!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-11-1345 minThe Cavalry"Is This Soup?"It's episode 123 of The Cavalry! Andrew and Johnny go over the swag bags that went out to the Patreon subscribers, then Johnny needs backup on that it's not worth it to him to become a better cook. Andrew needs backup on only caring about the the critic reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and not the regular people's. Remember to leave a comment on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source...
2022-09-121h 03The Cavalry"Customer Service Johnny"In episode 112 Johnny and Andrew debate whether or not to social media posts for your significant other's special days. Then, Johnny needs backup on companies designating a person that you can call and scream at when you are pissed off. Andrew needs backup on red state brewery laws being draconian. Enjoy and remember to leave a 5-star review with what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show! Join the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=u...
2022-06-2652 minThe Cavalry"Quick Robin, Put Your Mouth On My Bat-Pole"Andrew's still on the road but the Cavalry marches on! After some extensive pre-show banter including a story about Johnny's time doing stand-up as Batman, Andrew needs backup on his idea that Target should switch strategies and start defending themselves against shop-lifters. Johnny needs backup on a kiwi not being a good representation for balls. Enjoy!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-06-2053 minThe Cavalry"You're Holding Your Fork Like A Giant Again"Andrew and Johnny respond to some listener reviews! (Kari and Kyle of course) Then Johnny needs backup on getting rid of cursive and Andrew needs backup on natural deodorant being just fine. New bonus episode, "Bucket List" is out on the Patreon right now! Hear what's on Andrew and Johnny's list of things they want to do before they die. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-05-3051 minThe Cavalry"Cowboy Johnny And His Hippie Wife"Johnny catches Andrew in another embarrassing Venmo transaction, then Andrew needs backup on the seat belt sign on airplanes being overused and Johnny needs backup on no matter what clothes he wears he'll never be stylish. Leave a review and join the Patreon for post-show banter! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-05-1655 minThe Cavalry"It Was So Good.. And I Didn't Puke"In Episode 104 of The Cavalry Andrew and Johnny get more feedback from Cari and a list of pre-show banter topics to liven up the show. Then Johnny needs backup on not paying for his drive-thru food before he gets it and Andrew needs backup on any clothing that costs more than $40 needs to be stain proof. Thanks for listening and subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-05-0255 minThe CavalryJono Zalay - "Could Not Have Been Wronger"Andrew and Johnny welcome comedian and former scientist Jono Zalay to the Cavalry for episode 103. Jono tells the story of how he mistakenly stayed in a random person's house instead of his hotel room when he attended Andrew's wedding. Then he needs backup on participation trophies being bad for the environment and that charity shows should still pay comedians fair even if they're raising money for a good cause. Johnny needs backup on getting rid of pitchers in baseball. Remember to leave a five star review and what you need backup on in your life and we'll discuss it...
2022-04-251h 03The Cavalry"You're Colorblind?"Johnny and Andrew make Cavalry history by recording their first ever in person episode! That doesn't stop them from having audio problems though. Andrew needs backup on people who complain about gas prices doing the most to keep them high and Johnny needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you a story and start it with, "What you've got to understand..." Post show banter on the Patreon! Leave a five star review with what you need backup on and we'll talk about it on the show. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show B...
2022-03-141h 07The Cavalry"That's Code For Uggo"Andrew and Johnny bring back their newest and most popular segment... Appliance Talk! Then Andrew needs backup on how hotels should provide toothpaste and the need for body positive male mannequins. Johnny needs backup on touch-less carwashes being useless and how he shouldn't be expected to remember anyone's name or face. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-03-0759 minThe Cavalry"And We Will See You... The Cavalry!!!"Johnny needs backup on airlines covering more of your expenses when they ruin your plans, while Andrew chastises him for going cheap when shopping for flights. Then Andrew needs backup on never joining the Metaverse because he's locked out of his Playstation Account. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2022-02-271h 05The Cavalry"You Don't Wanna Hear About How I Got A New Microwave?"In another guest-less episode of The Cavalry, Andrew complains about a particularly horrible casino gig and Johnny invents a new segment, "Appliance Talk". Then Johnny needs backup on people not tagging funny tweets/posts with less funny versions of the joke. Andrew needs backup on banning smoking in casinos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! Also, leave a five-star review and something you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?u...
2022-02-2145 minThe Cavalry"What If You Have To Print Something?"The Cavalry turns 90! Johnny and Andrew talk about how crazy it is that people routinely get themselves kicked out of comedy clubs. Johnny needs backup on how people shouldn't dress their babies in outfits with political messages on them and if you're gonna get cheap pizza then leave the fancy toppings off. Andrew needs backup on bringing back the phone call and abolishing the signature. Thanks for listening and remember if you want post-show banter subscribe to the Patreon! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_s...
2022-01-231h 09The CavalryMatt Knudsen "You Don't Need To Wear Your Big Pants"The hilarious and wonderful Matt Knudsen joins the Cavalry in episode 88. Andrew tells Matt and Johnny about his experience on the Late Late Show with James Corden, including his brush with Covid. Then Matt needs backup on preferring practicality when it comes to a car. Johnny needs backup on the new features on cars actually making them less safe. And Andrew needs backup on the incredibly loud airport door alarm being useless. Make sure to follow Matt online and support his fundraising efforts for St. Jude's Children Hospital! Remember to sign up for the Patreon fo...
2022-01-1059 minThe CavalrySusan Rice - "Hints From An Old Broad"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries. Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=jo...
2021-12-191h 04The Cavalry"Maize"Johnny and Andrew recap their respective Thanksgivings and revisit the mashed potatoes debate. Then they backup two different listeners who left comments (you should do that by the way!) Johnny needs backup on going with pork butt over turkey on Thanksgiving and Andrew needs backup on Indigenous People's Day needing fun traditions to catch on.Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-11-2958 minThe Cavalry"You Have To Swallow It To Enjoy It"Andrew's back from the Middle East and Johnny ran his marathon! Johnny needs backup on Succession having no stakes because they're all rich anyway. Andrew needs backup on modern kings cheating by not wearing all the garb. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-11-211h 05The Cavalry"Your Pun-Filled Instructions Promised"It's the long anticipated review of the Beehner family's new bidet! Johnny needs backup on despite being a die-hard Packer fan, it being ok to objectively admit that the Bears logo is cooler than the Packers logo. Andrew needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you the project you've decided to take on is a "really big job."Remember to leave a comment and a review on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! Also join the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!...
2021-10-311h 05The CavalryJosh Gondelman - "My Not Quite Big Enough Goalie"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Josh Gondelman to the show! Josh is a prolific author and comedian but of course we don't discuss any of that. Josh needs backup on the Astros cheating scandal not being that bad and peppermint chip ice cream deserving to be a year-round flavor. Remember to leave a review and comment with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show! Also subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.c...
2021-10-2558 minThe Cavalry"That's Gonna Lift Me Up"Johnny and Andrew are flying guest-less again in episode 76 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on no one ever getting canceled for saying something funny. Andrew needs backup on automatic toilets always being a disaster. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-10-1851 minThe Cavalry"The Guru Becomes The Student"Andrew's in Vegas! But that doesn't stop the Cavalry from talking about Johnny running and fast food. Andrew needs backup on there being no luck involved in whether or not you run out of gas and almost all dog training just taking the fun out of having a dog. Johnny needs backup on not combining Christmas gifts for him and his wife into one big gift he doesn't want. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-10-1159 minThe Cavalry"I'll Be A Bald A#$hole"Carmen Morales returns for episode 74 of The Cavalry Podcast! In a first for the podcast, Carmen takes the opposite side of an issue presented by a previous guest!! She needs backup on "glamping" not being real camping. Johnny needs backup on it not being weird that as a freshman in high school he dated a senior. Andrew needs backup on it being stupid when country stars where their cowboy hats to fancy events. Thanks for listening and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for...
2021-10-0357 minThe Cavalry"The Sweet Boys"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Aaron Kleiber to the show! Aaron is a great comedian and the host of his own podcast, Grown Dad Business. Aaron needs backup on all soft-serve ice cream being the same. Johnny needs backup on not letting your kids beating him in basketball. Andrew needs backup on it being way easier to write a book than make a movie. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-09-261h 15The Cavalry"Everyone Thinks It Looks Like Ed Grimley"In episode 72 of The Cavalry, Johnny reveals his incredible backwards tattoo. Then Johnny needs backup on married couples limiting anniversary celebrations to the day they got married. Andrew needs backup on not reporting neighborhood kid vandalism of his own table. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-09-1956 minThe Cavalry"Movies Are For The Weekend, TV Shows Are For During The Week"Episode 71 starts off hot with more little league talk, Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Hooters and the humiliation of Andrew's workout class. Then Andrew needs backup on staying with a partner who cheats on you so that you can bask in the moral high ground and no one actually liking pepper.Johnny needs backup on movies being for the weekend and TV shows being for during the week. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter and monthly bonus episodes!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium...
2021-09-131h 02The Cavalry"You Got A Tummy Ache Already?"Andrew is slightly hungover in the spectacular episode 70 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on requiring a warning that the meal will be family style BEFORE ordering and people being more interested in renaming problems than fixing them. Johnny needs backup on nostalgia going extinct and that it's not the person who goes into the house last, but the person who spends the most time getting ready that's responsible for making a hypothetical couple late. Also they ask the question, is eating exclusively fast food for 30 days really that big a deal? Remember to...
2021-09-051h 01The CavalryPatreon Teaser - "The Quiz!"Here's a quick teaser of our latest Patreon monthly bonus episode, The Quiz! Johnny and Andrew quiz each other on their worst subjects. For Johnny, sports and for Andrew music. Hilarity, as always, ensues. To listen to whole episode head over to Patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast and become a patron today! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-08-3110 minThe CavalrySean Green - "I'm Pretty Good At Taking A Honk"It's a nice episode of The Cavalry as the hilarious comedian and host of the Sports Gambling Podcast Sean Green joins the show! Sean needs backup on being an aggressive honker. Johnny gets his new Prius but it shows up dead. Johnny needs backup on leaving the door open after pooping to air out the bathroom faster. Andrew needs backup on baby-led weaning being an unnecessary risk. Remember we have a bonus episode up for you right now on the Patreon so join over there if you want to hear it! Remember to sign up for the P...
2021-08-291h 02The Cavalry"We Did Nothing On Ten, Why Would We Do Something On Eleven?"It's episode 68 and it's a guest-less spectacular! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to buy a new car and tells an incredible story from his youth about buying two brand new Mustangs in the span of two months. Johnny also needs backup on no one actually winning the Taco Bell survey contests. Andrew needs backup on lemonade stands pivoting to sell more convenient items. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...
2021-08-221h 00The CavalryKaren Sleighter - "Funeral Funnies"Andrew's mom Karen joins us briefly on this special episode of The Cavalry to get backup on why it's stupid Weight Watchers is now using spokespeople who have never struggled with weight. Then Johnny recounts an unbelievable post-funeral fast food binge, and then once again needs backup on snack vs. treats. He also needs backup on his belief that contrary to the stereotype, Taco Bell does not actually give you diarrhea. Andrew needs backup on his theory that the rowdiness on planes is the result of flights being too cheap. Remember to sign up for the Patreon fo...
2021-08-161h 14The CavalrySteve Rogers - "I Rationed That Jerky"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Steve Rogers to the show! Steve is a great comic who lives in New York, regularly opens for Brian Regan and has nothing to do with The Avengers. On the show Andrew needs backup on Olympic teams being required to have coaches from their own countries, Steve needs backup on camping snobs being too picky on what "counts" as camping, and Johnny needs backup on his idea that social media sites should post disclaimers under posts expressing grief over a celebrities death if the poster wasn't actually that big of a fan.
2021-08-0858 minThe CavalryMaria Shehata and Liz Miele "Aww Who Didn't Like The Hummus"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Liz Miele and Maria Shehata to the show! Liz and Maria are both incredible comedians and host their own podcast, 2 Non-Doctors. Liz needs backup on holiday-themed Reeses Peanut Butter Cups being better than normal ones and doing away with kissing hello forever. Maria needs backup on Uber riding scores being attached to dating profiles and everyone getting three events in their life where you get to create a registry, even if you never have a baby or get married. Thanks for listening and remember to leave a review with what you n...
2021-08-0258 minThe Cavalry"All This Keychain Talk"It's another guest-less spectacular! In episode 64 of The Cavalry, Andrew needs backup on letting the people in the backseat of the car decide the AC levels and Johnny needs backup on not everyone being expected to bring a wedding gift. Remember to check out the Patreon for bonus content, post-show banter and extra episodes! And leave a five-star review on what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on the show. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...
2021-07-2655 minThe CavalryAmber Preston and Mary Mack "Pie People Need To Chill Out"The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious comedians Mary Mack and Amber Preston to the show! Amber and Mary host their own Instagram live show every week that you should watch! Mary needs backup on not believing in expiration dates. Amber needs backup on pie people being too intense. Andrew needs back up on his Grandma being in a rush to get off the phone with him. And Johnny needs backup on making it the social norm to offer a dollar for someone to take your picture. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes!
2021-07-181h 09The Cavalry"Even THEY Look Good In That Shirt"In episode 62 of The Cavalry, Johnny recaps his triathlon experience. Then Andrew needs backup on his theory that models should be ugly. Johnny needs backup on not feeling sorry for the victims of prank shows and every discussion about directions being boring. Then Johnny tries to name as many Milwaukee Bucks as he can. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-07-111h 09The Cavalry"Even Walmart Shops At Amazon" Happy 4th of July! In this patriotic episode 61 of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on hating social media prompts and the indignity of being put on hold again after using the call-back option instead of waiting on hold. Also we play another ad from our sponsor! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-07-0456 minThe CavalryMike Cummings - "What Time Do The Kids Come Out?"Johnny and Andrew welcome Andrew's old friend and angry cyclist Mike Cummings to the show! Mike needs backup on having indisputable proof that Seinfeld is better than friends and weekend warrior bicyclists not showing him enough respect. Also Johnny needs backup on being forced to make a dinner that he thinks is disgusting and won't eat. Remember to leave a five star review and check us out on Patreon for bonus content!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=c...
2021-06-271h 12The CavalryAhmed Bharoocha - "I Know How You Feel, I've Moved"The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious Ahmed Bharoocha to the show! Ahmed needs backup on not appreciating breakfast culture and using hiking poles to do moderate to easy hikes. Johnny needs backup on another aggressive Instagram ad, this time for bidets. Andrew needs backup on not asking people what shows are about. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-06-131h 00The Cavalry"Two Different Caliber Teams"In episode 57 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on people who misdirect their anger at him and wants to cancel hugs. Andrew needs backup on not feeling sorry for guys who get their proposals rejected and his wife Heidi not being curious on why her Apple ID name for the last few years has been Carla Ablaza. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-06-061h 03The CavalryRyan Niemiller - "I Didn't Realize You Were Playing On Hard"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Ryan Niemiller to the show! Ryan was a finalist on America's Got Talent and loves video games! Ryan needs backup on things not actually being better back in your day, Andrew needs backup on wanting to continue to wear the mask because he bought too many masks and wants to get his money's worth and Johnny needs backup on products being too aggressively marketed to men. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&u...
2021-05-301h 05The CavalryKristin Key - "You Know Who Crochets? Vanna White"On episode 55 of The Cavalry we welcome the incredible and multi-talented comedian Kristin Key to the show! Kristin needs backup on being excited to go back on cruise ships after Covid, Johnny needs backup on Apple updates being scams to ruin your devices and Andrew needs backup on it not being a compliment when someone describes tells you how lucky you are to be with your partner. Remember to leave a review with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it on a future show! Also, we're on Patreon now! Go be a...
2021-05-241h 06The Cavalry"Who Is Bill Strawberry?!"In another guest-less masterpiece, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not being able to tell the difference between remastered albums and the originals, primary care doctors being the morons of the medical world, restaurants should seat you even if your full party hasn't arrived yet, failing to stick to your guns on a customer service call and drunk sleep being the worst sleep. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-05-1658 minThe Cavalry"My Balls Aren't Plugged In to Anything"In this ball heavy episode of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on confident people needing to take it down a notch, the new kind of underwear that's targeted Johnny on Instagram looking uncomfortable, people correcting you on how you'd use a time machine being annoying and Katy Perry's lyric about ballons meaning boobs not balls. Truly, this might be our masterpiece. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-05-091h 00The CavalryMarianne Sierk "Mom Always Said I Was Too Slow"It's episode 52 which means it's officially one full year of Johnny and Andrew backing each other up! In this anniversary episode, The Cavalry welcomes the multi-talented and hilarious Marianne Sierk. Marianne is an amazing comedian, radio host and crafter with her own style blog called Boho Mod Blog. Follow the Instagram account and listen to her show daily at 98online.comAlso you might notice our new theme music created by the fantastic Tom Donahue!Marianne needs backup on being anti-lawn and trading that extra bathroom sink for more counter space. Andrew needs backup on...
2021-05-021h 14The CavalryScott Beehner - "I Think We're Frightening Andrew"Johnny and Andrew welcome Johnny's brother Scott Beehner to the show! Scott is a very funny actor and improvisor who's been in a million cool projects, none of which we discuss on the show. Instead, we back up a few listeners and then back each other up on fitness instructor's telling you to engage your core being a cop-out, whether or not to pay for the insurance, saying horrible things to bring everyone to your rage level and commiserating with people rather than giving them advice. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://p...
2021-04-181h 12The Cavalry"Just A Bunch Of Johnny Beehners"It's a guest-less episode 49! Johnny and Andrew back each other up on practical "jokes", being direct with criticism, what the world would be like if it were a bunch of Johnny Beehners, and showing some gratitude to the government for once. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-04-1157 minThe CavalryBo Johnson - "Do You Want His Hands In Your Mouth?"Johnny and Andrew welcome the delightfully funny Bo Johnson to the Cavalry! Bo needs backup on refunds for Cameos if the celebrity gets cancelled, Andrew needs backup on Mexican coke with "real cane sugar" being overrated, Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the "Doctor" title. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-04-051h 04The CavalryIrene Tu - "Modern Backpacks Have Too Many Pockets"On this week's episode we welcome the incredibly funny Irene Tu! She needs backup on not replying to texts that don't require an answer and acknowledging when a working relationship doesn't work. Johnny needs backup on airlines having a first-come first-serve boarding policy. Andrew needs backup on backpacks having too many pockets now-a-days. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-03-2956 minThe CavalryTom and Steph Clark - "When The Cat's Away The Mouse Will Play"Episode 46 with Tom and Steph Clark “When The Cat’s Away The Mouse Will Play” Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious comedians and married couple Tom and Steph Clark! Tom needs backup on being not being allowed to use the upstairs toilet even though Steph uses it. Steph needs backup on hosting a backyard comedy show at their house. Johnny wants to know farted first and Andrew revisits the time he got thrown through a motel window. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&ut...
2021-03-221h 20The CavalryTommy Ryman - "Alexa, Play Hardcore Pornography At A High Volume"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tommy Ryman to the show! Tommy needs backup on convincing his hippie mom to take the Covid vaccine sooner than later and not wanting to add a Great Dane to the two dogs and three-legged cat they already have in the house. Johnny needs backup on kicking his snoring pug out of the bedroom. And Andrew needs backup on not throwing out new acronyms in emails until their widely understood by society. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&ut...
2021-03-0853 minThe CavalryGreg Warren - "Just Put Em With The Bronzies"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Warren to the show! Greg is a fantastic comedian and co-host of the crossword comedy themed One Down podcast. He also has a special on Amazon titled Where The Field Corn Grows. In this episode Andrew, Johnny and Greg need backup on Fiji water being bad, hiding candy in the house not counting as lying to your wife, hospital bills being given to you immediately and movies/tv shows not needing to be so dark. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_m...
2021-03-0158 minThe Cavalry"Shout Out To Amber"It's episode 42 B! Andrew somehow destroyed the original episode 42, it's lost to history now, and so we recorded this quick replacement! We're blaming Covid 19 somehow for the mishap. In this hastily thrown together episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not going to Amber's house for cigarettes, unrealistic whistling expectations in the movies, sneaking in to a second movie at the theaters and not being grateful for the basics. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&u...
2021-02-2242 minThe CavalryJill Kimmel - "My Heart Sucks Ass"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Jill Kimmel to The Cavalry! They need backup on commercials needing to step up their game the rest of the year and not just during the Super Bowl, captions being on all movies at movie theaters and moving to LA but staying out of the city. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-02-1553 minThe Cavalry"I'm Not Here For The Sports, I'm Here For The Clips"The Cavalry is officially over the hill! In our 40th episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on trying to get the vaccine, not noticing people's haircuts, allowing dogs to pee on any lawn and farting being ok if you know it's not gonna be smelly. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-02-0752 minThe CavalryBrandt Tobler - "Two Months Free Of My Girlfriend's OnlyFans"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious and diabolical Brandt Tobler to the show! They give backup to one listener worried about sexual favors not being repaid and another who's noticed a gender gap in TV volume. Brandt needs backup on keeping his fiance off OnlyFans, Andrew needs backup on whether it's worse to leave no tip or a horrible tip and Johnny needs backup on not responding to every Facebook happy birthday post. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_c...
2021-02-011h 12The CavalryChristina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy "The Jillvary!"The Cavalry podcast teams up with the Christina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy of the Jillin Off podcast for the epic crossover the world has been waiting for! Make sure after you watch you go find the Jillin Off podcast and subscribe! Christina, Jen, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not making the extra effort for friends who've deleted their social media, putting an end to the word "puss" meaning face, how long do you continue to be the text initiator before you give up on someone, and not wanting your significant other to have their alarm go off before...
2021-01-251h 20The Cavalry"Door-To-Door No Soliciting Sign Salesman"Johnny and Andrew need backup on not all graffiti being equal, being lazy on vacation, no soliciting signs being unnecessary and waiting for the other line to hang up first on cell phone calls. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-01-1849 minThe CavalryTyler Boeh - "Is Sweet Still Dope?"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tyler Boeh to the Cavalry! They need backup on mowing other people's lawns, not saying "I love you" to casual friends, being too old to use current slang and being more interested in the movie than the actors. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-01-1151 minThe CavalryErin Beehner and Heidi Hayward - "There's Nowhere You Can Take A Hoveround That You Couldn't Take A Wheelchair"The wives are back on our first episode of the new year! Erin, Heidi, Andrew and Johnny swap baby stories and then need backup on Elf on The Shelf being a bad gift, everyone being irritable due to Covid, it taking longer to get there than people telling you it's going to and preferring a wheelchair to a scooter when given the choice. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2021-01-031h 04The Cavalry"The Moment Has Passed"It's The Cavalry's ill-timed Christmas Spectacular! This week, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not having Amazon wrap your delivered presents, waiting until Christmas morning to open presents, fake tree over real tree and lying to your children about Santa being the right thing to do. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-12-2849 minThe Cavalry"I'm Gonna Sleep With A Full Boner Tonight"Andrew and Johnny need backup on canceling checks, not calling your inlaws "mom" or "dad", reviews not being mandatory and cleaning as you cook. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-12-2147 minThe Cavalry"She's Beautiful, I Love Her, But She's Very Boring"Andrew and Johnny need backup on the "just you wait" people, not needing to know the ages of all your nieces and nephews, snaps over zippers and people only sending messages from their own accounts. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-12-1447 minThe CavalryKortney Shane Williams - "We're Not On The Traveling Violin Team"Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Kortney Shane Williams! They discus live shows versus digital ones and then need backup on a theory for Urban Meyer's next job, leaf blowers being good actually, not cleaning items you've sold on Facebook marketplace and raising children. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-12-071h 00The Cavalry"We're Not In Europe, We're In Here"Andrew gives a quick update on how the perinium massages are going, then Johnny and Andrew need backup on books being terrible gifts, the lameness of certified backyard habitats, circumcision being perfectly fine and social media influencers not trying hard enough.Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-11-3045 minThe Cavalry"Warm Mr. Pibb"Andrew and Johnny give listeners backup on park workouts and Dirty Santa parties... then seek help for themselves on spouses ogling movie stars, expensive doughnuts, guinea pig maintenance responsibilities and perineum massage being a misnomer. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-11-2353 minThe CavalryPat McGann - "The Trampoline Capital Of The World... Omaha, Nebraska"Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Pat McGann to the show! Backup is needed on trampolines being better than pools, continuing to use a Yahoo email address, rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and news anchors needing to be more serious on election night. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-11-161h 04The CavalryHeidi Hayward and Erin Beehner - "You're Gonna Be Just As Sad Either Way"Heidi Hayward returns and Erin Beehner makes her debut to join Johnny and Andrew on the Cavalry! Backup is needed on hair length, blaming people for getting Covid, not wanting your dog to get replaced by your baby and wanting spontinaity in the bedroom. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-11-0958 minThe Cavalry"The Body Knows When It's Time To Close"Johnny and Andrew need backup on being specific when you tell people to go vote, bringing up politics in mixed company, NextDoor needing an editor and toilet seat etiquette. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-11-0256 minThe Cavalry"Come Shoot Free Throws With Mike Hawk"Johnny and Andrew discuss highschool pranks before requesting backup on lines being terrible, neighbors picking up leaves on your side of the fence, ambiguous water deaths in the movies and halloween candy rankings. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-10-2550 minThe CavalryHeidi Hayward - "All The Books Say There's No Penis Long Enough"It's a very special episode as Johnny and Andrew are joined by Andrew's wife, the hilarious Heidi Hayward. Heidi needs backup on celebrities not recognizing the efforts of their nannies and being pregnant while separating your identity from the baby's. Johnny and Andrew need backup on the concept of the podcast itself! Plus a dramatic scene where Johnny's kids have clogged the toilet. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-10-1849 minThe Cavalry"Governor Polio Says Condoms Are A Hoax"Johnny and Andrew need backup on who to blame for the pandemic, podcasts not needing so many producers, when to return something you've accidentally stolen, and pediatrician's for all. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-10-1154 minThe Cavalry"How Many Countries Are There?"In this episode Johnny and Andrew finally answer the question, how many countries are there? They also need backup on napping at work, an end to recommendations, not needing Apple Music and not placing paper napkins in your lap. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-10-0553 minThe Cavalry"Dandruff Is A Fickle Mistress"Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious Carmen Morales! They talk hair! They also need backup on eschewing perspective for a pity party, people thinking you're yelling when really you just miss comedy, and not wanting therapists who are younger than you. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-09-2858 minThe Cavalry"Without You I'm A Dinghy On The Ocean"Andrew on Johnny need backup on bringing a baby into first class, environmentally friendly laundry soap, America not being the best country in the world and horror movies being better than true crime. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-09-2058 minThe Cavalry"Have You Been Eating A Lot Of Canned Food?"Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Meghan Hanley! She needs backup on her crazy baseball conspiracy theory and Johnny and Andrew need backup on workplace micro-aggressions and doctor's assuming canned food is to blame for weight gain. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-09-1445 minThe Cavalry"LoJack The Skippy"Andrew and Johnny need backup on peanut butter jar recycling, social distancing caveats on Instagram posts, the Irish Goodbye and staying informed without watching political events. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-09-0742 minThe Cavalry"It IS A Hoax"The hilarious Andy Hendrickson joins The Cavalry this week! Johnny, Andrew and Andy need backup on throwing away old food in the fridge, whether or not to post videos of you bombing, still out-eating your pregnant wife and outing shady LA doctors. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-08-3051 minThe Cavalry"The Tupac Shakur of Comedy"Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Kira Soltanovich to the show! They need backup on giving an honest birds and bees talk to your kids, letting your kids curse, how to get registry gifts without throwing the party and making the exact same dinner two nights in a row. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-08-241h 00The Cavalry"Is There A Pharmacist On This Plane?"Johnny and Andrew need backup on awful birds and bees humor, know it all 8-year olds at the zoo, honking for celebrations, and pharmacists and doctors needing to get on the same page. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-08-1749 minThe Cavalry"Egg Shaped Holes"Johnny and Andrew need backup on Hawaiian shirts, not talking about money, using Covid as an excuse for poor customer service, bad old stand-up tapes and digging egg shaped holes. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-08-0947 minThe Cavalry"I'll Throw You Out The Window And Run You Over With My Car"Andrew and Johnny backup another listener! Then they need backup on sharing toothbrushes, marketing dry shampoo to men, making kids funny and getting the stupid jokes out of Youtube instructional videos. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-08-0346 minThe Cavalry"Isn't A DIva Cup So A Girl Can Stand And Pee?"Johnny and Andrew welcome their first guest, the hilarious Christina Walkinshaw! Christina, Johnny and Andrew need backup on dating during the Covid era, dressing poorly, and overcoming the fear of using the service bell at front desks. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-07-271h 03The Cavalry"Be An Erin Not A Karen"Johnny and Andrew need backup on separating your healthy food from your good food, supporting Andrew's mom Karen in these difficult times for her name, making friends as you get older and people who won't talk bad about other people behind their backs. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-07-2039 minThe Cavalry"Play Keith Sweat"Johnny and Andrew need backup on baseball being boring, pregnancy excitement, lying about Michael Jackson to your kids and the Amazon Prime discount at Whole Foods being a ripoff. Plus, a listener needs backup on not wanting to wear their wedding ring!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-07-1346 minThe Cavalry"These Boys Swim Trunks Don't Quite Fit"Johnny and Andrew need backup on people stealing pregnancy thunder, being told what to joke about, folding women's laundry and online shopping returns. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-07-0636 minThe Cavalry"I Kinda Wish I Could Be 600 Pounds"Johnny and Andrew need backup on house purchases, wanting to be 600 pounds, forgetting you've met someone, and not caring about the surveillance state. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-06-2947 minThe Cavalry"Captain North America"Johnny and Andrew backup their first listener! Plus they need backup on tipping the same percentage no matter what, pets being stupid, not flossing and Captain America sucking. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-06-2250 minThe Cavalry"DVD Bonus Features"Johnny and Andrew need backup on ordering a fridge, rooting for morally questionable athletes, loving superhero movie reboots and a way to eat meat without killing any animals. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-06-151h 05The Cavalry"69ing Yakov Smirnoff"Andrew and Johnny need backup on keeping it clean, bicyclist insults, Listen to Your Heart not being real, and what kind of Graham Crackers are the regular Graham Crackers. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-06-0845 minThe Cavalry"She Has My Upper Lip!"Johnny and Andrew need backup on remembering the neighbors names, all babies looking alike, trying to get the proper spiciness level at Thai restaurants and turning the tables on what makes someone a "picky eater". Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-05-3149 minThe Cavalry"Gravity Puts It All In My Mouth"Johnny and Andrew need backup on dog comments, M&M's eating style, raving about your relationship and outing family members bathroom problems. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-05-2445 minThe Cavalry"Ask Me About My S*&#hole"Johnny and Andrew need backup on forcing your kid to babysit, leaving unannounced from a Craigslist landscaping gig, a questionable marathon shirt slogan and avoiding spicy foods for a loved one. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-05-1736 minThe Cavalry"Science has proven... it's not good"Johnny and Andrew need backup on the lack of courtesy when social distancing, sleeping with your cell phone next to the bed, order biting and picking up a free kitchen play-set.Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
2020-05-0550 min