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Spotless167: Rolllin’ With The LomisAndrew finally gets to tell Hanna all about his latest adventures with his Lomi composter. Hanna just finished a big painting project that included a big cleaning project. And a Scrub Jockey has a keen idea to help Andrew get his drawers organized. 2025-04-141h 21Spotless166: It’s Curtains For You!The Scrub Jockeys have a lot to say about shower curtains after hearing about Hanna and Andrew’s search for replacements. Plus, Andrew enlisted Genevieve to help keep his socks organized. And Hanna stumbled on a great cleaning tip for when you’re expecting houseguests. 2025-04-011h 12Spotless158: Bin Around The BlockHanna and Andrew learn about an ultra-local service related to trash-day pickup that has their undivided attention. Hanna also helps Andrew with a post-Thanksgiving tradition that he’s struggling with this year.2024-12-021h 11Spotless156: Scour ThoughtsHanna and Andrew BOTH have Brillo Pads on the mind today, along with Scrub Daddies, Scrub Mommies and other members of the Scrub Family. Plus, Andrew accidentally invented something while showering.2024-11-051h 00Spotless155: Stain AliveHanna teaches Andrew something very surprising (and messy) about dogs. Andrew tells Hanna how he got duck poop in his hair. And a Scrub Jockey offers some shocking advice on cleaning fireplace glass.2024-10-221h 13Spotless151: Shower ToolsHanna and Andrew pay tribute to Don Aslett, the spiritual godfather of the Spotless Pod, who passed away recently. Plus, Andrew has a new bathroom-cleaning tool that he’s quite excited about.2024-08-2647 minSpotless150: Counter PointAfter a trip to the East Coast, Hanna has some important questions about cleaning luggage. She and Andrew also discuss stinky kitchen counters, mattress cleaning hacks, and a special moment Andrew shared with his mop and his vacuum. 2024-08-121h 09Spotless148: Hot Button IssueHanna was very excited -- possibly too excited -- when she learned how cleaning factors into her new job at the state lotto. We also get an update on the family power washer and how Hanna’s dad is using it to make ladies swoon.2024-07-1657 minSpotless136: Weird Folex, But OkayHanna and Andrew learn how one mouse can cause thousands of dollars of damage to a single car -- and how you can avoid that fate. Also, Andrew is trying to solve a Folex-related mystery after noticing something strange on the label. And a listener wants to know how to launder money -- literally. 2024-01-301h 15Spotless130: Obstruction ManualClaims about the many uses of Dawn dish soap has Hanna scratching her head and Andrew Googling furiously. Plus, a Scrub Jockey calls in with a truly inspiring story of ice cubes and garbage disposals. And another listener finds vacuum cleaner bliss in a very surprising place. 2023-11-061h 19Spotless129:Smudge Not Lest Ye Be SmudgedHanna and Andrew help a listener who’s moving into an apartment and wants to know where all the “icky stuff” hides. They also discuss the mental and emotional anxieties some people experience around cleaning and not cleaning. And, as always, Andrew claps back at the haters.2023-10-231h 16Spotless128: Compost MortemHanna and her trusty pal Lola visit Seattle to inspect Andrew’s compost, which he’s been lovingly making in his new Lomi machine. He offers a full review. Plus, Scrub Jockeys weigh-in with some driveway-cleaning suggestions. Finally, what the heck is with suction cups, anyway? Do we trust them? If so, why? 2023-10-101h 19Spotless127: Cleanup In Oil SixAndrew received some very surprising information about garbage disposals from an unlikely source, and he’s excited to share it with Hanna, who’s come up with a new cleaning theory of her own. They also try to help a Scrub Jockey deal with his oil-covered driveway, and they consider which super power would help with housework the most.2023-09-261h 16Spotless126: Starch Raving MadHanna tried a bonkers cleaning technique that she saw on Instagram and IT TOTALLY WORKED. Now Andrew wants to try it. Plus, Andrew admits that he might be a fraud when it comes to cleanliness, and the Scrub Jockeys come to the rescue with some solid advice on using starch. 2023-09-121h 10Spotless125: Rumply StiltskinHanna, Andrew and the Scrub Jockeys have vacuums on the mind today. Is there an argument to going back to bagged vacuums? Plus, a YouTube video about cleaning video game controllers makes Andrew laugh, and HBO has been watching HBO.2023-08-291h 06Spotless124: Ice Guys Finish LastAndrew noticed something Spotless-related in a movie this weekend, and he cannot wait to tell Hanna about it. Hanna, meanwhile, found something awful in her storage space, and she feels betrayed by it. And a Scrub Jockey wants to know if cleaning house can replace going to the gym.2023-08-141h 12Spotless123: Mop In The Name Of LoveBREAKING: Anti-Mop Activist Hanna Brooks Olsen Buys Mop, Tells World! Plus, Spotless Pod Listener #2 Paige has the *exact* advice Andrew needs today after he made a laundry-related mistake last night.2023-08-011h 06Spotless122: The Rug Doctor Is InHanna’s first big home improvement project is already paying dividends in the dog-washing department. A Scrub Jockey found out the hard way that her rich roommate had never cleaned before. And Andrew is dealing with trust issues as he shops for a new refrigerator.2023-07-181h 11Spotless121: Toweling Above The CompetitionHanna has a big personal announcement to make which - aside from being great news for her and her family - should also make this podcast more interesting! Plus, she and Andrew are amazed at how many Scrub Jockeys are also rally towel experts! 2023-07-0354 minSpotlessWaxing And WhiningAndrew’s attempts to repair the wax seal on his toilet offered him many unwanted cleaning opportunities this weekend. Plus, a friend of the show is dealing with something Hanna and Andrew didn’t even know was a thing: Stink bug poop. 2023-06-1956 minSpotlessTrash Cans And Trash Can’tsAn industry insider reveals the cleaning habits of the ultrawealthy. Hanna and Andrew also help a listener with a stinky kitchen trash can. And a Scrub Jockey takes a nostalgic journey involving the sounds of summer. 2023-06-051h 01SpotlessThe Cold, Hard WaxAndrew did something this weekend that he hadn’t done in 30 years (and it was probably bad for the environment.) He and Hanna also try to help a dancer with her cleaning dilemma. And a Scrub Jockey wants to know how to get urine out of an ammo box.2023-05-231h 05SpotlessFilthy RichHanna and Andrew tackle a philosophical question about the cleaning habits of the wealthy, and they FINALLY hear the answer to the “best cleaning question ever asked.”2023-05-091h 07SpotlessTwo Bongs Don’t Make A RightHanna and Andrew celebrate Spring the old fashioned way: By cleaning their bongs. Plus, a Scrub Jockey wonders if she should be less clean in order to make her guests feel more comfortable.2023-04-101h 04SpotlessPet ProjectsPets love to help! Hanna and Andrew talk about the favorite household chores of cats and dogs. Plus, one Scrub Jockey learns the hard way how flea markets got their name. 2023-03-2848 minSpotlessWith Great Shower Comes Great ResponsibilityUnusual weather in Portland gives Hanna the opportunity to claim the moral high ground, which is her favorite kind of ground to claim. Meanwhile, Andrew’s newly renovated bathroom is giving him some new cleaning opportunities of his own, and the Scrub Jockeys call-in with all kinds of bathroom advice. 2023-02-271h 10SpotlessNear MessesHanna finds happiness in an unlikely place (namely, the Scrub Daddy merch shop.) Andrew’s love of his new soap paste continues to deepen. And listeners suggest some puttering-related video games for the Scrub Jockey who’s already cleaned it all.2023-02-1453 minSpotlessThe Stain Of Andrew’s ExistenceAndrew spent last week tackling something he dubbed “Murder Stain,” and he has a full report. And much to Hanna’s delight, the Scrub Jockeys filled up the Spotline with all kinds of helpful cleaning advice, including how to deal with raw sewage. 2023-01-311h 05Spotless109: You’re Doing Crate, Sweetie!Hanna has a visitor in her home who is creating quite a cleaning conundrum, but she’s loving it. Andrew is on a mission to find some soap he used over a decade ago. And we get a very helpful update on how to clean painted floors! 2023-01-161h 15SpotlessDial “D” For DryerHanna and Andrew ring in the new year with some truly epic stories of cleaning disasters. One of them is a confession from a woman who just wanted to find some warmth in the winter, but found herself murdering an appliance instead. The other is about a big bag of poop.2023-01-0254 minSpotlessThe Rat King Of Cleaning ProductsAndrew has a retraction, a correction and a delightful new cleaning discovery, all wrapped up in one! Hanna has a cautionary tale related to a cleaning product of her own. And Spotless’ #4 fan offers some help with cleaning painted floors.2022-12-2058 minSpotlessPainted LoveHanna and Andrew tryyyyy to help a listener clean her increasingly-dingy painted floors, but is it a lost cause? They also hear from an honest-to-gosh expert on the best way to clean a designer lumberjack.2022-12-051h 03SpotlessNo Stain, No GainHanna and Andrew have some Thanksgiving cleaning tips to keep you from spending the rest of the Holiday season doing dishes. We also hear from one listener with an absolute nightmare of a carpet stain and another who wants help cleaning his lumberjack. Yes, his lumberjack.2022-11-221h 09SpotlessOf Dyson MenHanna offers some very practical advice to lovers interested in bringing a feather duster into the boudoir. Plus, a Scrub Jockey explains the concept of a “fish litter box” and how to keep your house from smelling like one. And Andrew gets some (unsatisfying) closure regarding the weird Dyson logo he saw the other day.2022-11-081h 05SpotlessScreen QueenHanna is considering a big, post-fire-season project. Andrew watched someone clean a table this weekend and has some THOUGHTS. And is Dyson trolling us with a logo, or are we just missing the message?2022-10-241h 10SpotlessSmell On EarthHanna helps a listener whittle down her cleaning supplies to just 5 essential products, and a recent purchase of fragrance oil has Andrew marching down memory lane once again.2022-10-1046 minSpotlessThe Tradwife TrifectaHanna has reached “new depths of crunch” as she learns how to make her own cleaning vinegar from apple bits. She and Andrew also help a listener who finds herself in a real sticky situation.2022-09-271h 12SpotlessHigh Crimes and Misty CleanersHanna, Andrew and the Scrub Jockeys celebrate 100 episodes of Spotless with memories of cleanings past and at least one terribly disgusting story about vermin.2022-09-121h 11SpotlessThe Tell-Tale ShrimpIf you’re a cop, you have to tell us! Andrew admits to a cleaning-related crime involving a pitchfork, some bad shrimp, and the world’s most disgusting yard waste bin. Meanwhile, Hanna’s mom is FIRED UP, and some Scrub Jockeys weigh in on discolored towels and Hollywood’s betrayal of curly-haired women. 2022-08-301h 24SpotlessBaby Got VacHanna and Andrew find out why a Scrub Jockey has been taking a broom into the shower lately. Plus, Hanna has a Laundry Room Mystery she needs your help with. And Andrew goes down a vacuum cleaner memory lane.2022-08-161h 19SpotlessHedgelordsAndrew dug into a project this weekend that he promises not to talk about. Andrew also loves breaking promises. Hanna’s living with a new foster dog and has the most important tool in the toolbox for dog owners. And a Scrub Jockey shares a very fond memory of cleaning up after holiday parties.2022-08-0257 minSpotlessA Roomba Of One’s OwnHanna and Andrew discuss the strange bliss of cleaning up after a big party (possibly with a cold hot dog hanging out of your mouth while you do the dishes.) They also offer an ode to magnets, possibly the Scrub Jockey’s best friend. 2022-07-1951 minSpotlessSmall But MiteyHanna makes a deal with the dirt devil to replace her hand with a cleaning tool. A disagreement between spouses teaches Andrew a valuable lesson about dishwashers. And my god, how can anyone even think about cleaning or not cleaning while our democracy crumbles around us and our freedoms are taken away by a council of religious zealots? (But you still might want to sweep your front stoop.)2022-07-041h 15SpotlessOnlyPansHanna recently stayed in an AirBNB with a LOT of cleaning rules. Andrew recently refurbished his ancient cast iron skillet and he won’t shut up about it. A Scrub Jockey calls in (from her closet, for some reason) with some hot takes on garbage disposals. And, in the War On Dandelions, we all must take a side. 2022-06-201h 26Spotless92: Dust Becomes HerHanna and Andrew debate the usefulness of garbage disposals and whether or not you should remove a measuring spoon from its ring before you use it. They also critique some tips on how to clean your cleaning tools.2022-05-231h 00SpotlessDoo-Doos And Dish Don’tsA TikTok suggesting that we should wash our toilet seats in the dishwasher has generated outrage, and Hanna and Andrew find themselves at opposite ends of this cultural divide. Plus, Andrew explains “The Kubota Principle,” a chores-related lesson he learned at a young age. 2022-05-101h 02SpotlessDishing It OutRelationships and cleaning…the two are inseparable, as we well know. Hanna and Andrew dig into an article by someone who says he lost his marriage because he didn’t wash his dishes, but there may be more to it than that. And a Scrub Jockey presents an amazing (and actually fun!) way to divvy up chores.2022-04-261h 24SpotlessFluffy And FoldHanna and Andrew try to help a Scrub Jockey whose dating life may be stymied by an unclean bedroom. They also find out what happens when a homeowner starts hammering random holes into their walls looking for a stinky smell.2022-04-111h 07SpotlessChekhov's MopHanna and Andrew celebrate the humble garden hose and all of its glorious uses. Plus, a Scrub Jockey brings the hottest hot take on folding laundry, and Hanna brings back Rated C For Clean, in which she and Andrew scrutinize and grade Norman Bates’ scrubbing skills2022-03-291h 05SpotlessThe Fastidious And The FuriousBissell wants us to start vacuuming our dogs with their new Dog Vacuum. We reach out to an industry expert for analysis. (Okay, it’s Hanna’s sister, and she hates this thing.) Plus, Andrew is very excited about a sink, because of course he is, and Hanna has a bug problem that’s really been (wait for it….) bugging her! HA!2022-03-151h 26SpotlessMice Finds A WaySome big changes in Andrew’s life means some new cleaning challenges ahead! He and Hanna also hear from a visually impaired listener who’s developed specific systems for avoiding messes. And the Scrub Jockeys have lots of advice for Donna, who’s been dealing with a mouse-in-the-house situation.2022-03-011h 22SpotlessWash, Marry, KillAndrew finally comes face-to-face with a cleaning situation he’s been dreading for years. Plus, in honor of Valentine’s day, Hanna and Andrew try to help a couple with (let’s say) differing philosophies about household recycling.2022-02-151h 11SpotlessAn Uneasy ApplianceWhat appliance could you never live without? Coffee maker? Vacuum? STOVE? Hanna and Andrew review one Scrub Jockey’s definitive list, from least-useful to most. And they try to help a listener who is FREAKING OUT after an unwanted discovery in her home.2022-02-011h 10SpotlessLife Imitates CuisinartHanna Brooks Olsen just got a brand new appliance in her kitchen, and it came along with something even better: Validation. She and Andrew also discuss the ridiculous things they cram into their pockets while they’re cleaning. And they try to help a Scrub Jockey clean her dang air fryer thingy. 2022-01-171h 14SpotlessThe Doomsday ClosetHanna and Andrew are back to talk about Vacation Cleaning, Ice Balls, and the projects we put off forever, until we finally snap at midnight and start tearing the entire house apart. Plus, a Scrub Jockey tells us about her fascinating job as a Cleaning Scientist (our words, not hers.)2022-01-0458 minSpotlessBumpin’ VacuumsHanna and Keith’s relationship reached new cleaning-related heights this week, inspiring Andrew to write a rom-com screenplay. Plus, one Scrub Jockey is using her mop in a whole new way, and another has to deal with a 60-pound sack of beef. 2021-12-201h 01SpotlessGoodnight, Sweet Pre-RinseAndrew learns all about dishwashers -- possibly too much -- and wants to share his findings with Hanna and the Scrub Jockeys. Plus, S.O. S.O.S. is back with a small disagreement over a laundry basket.2021-11-231h 06SpotlessPaw And OrderlinessA dog-sitting gig puts Hanna face-to-face with a grimy lifestyle that she and Andrew can’t quite wrap their minds around, as much as they try to be open-minded. They also investigate a couple of TikTok cleaning trends, one of which proves to be dubious.2021-11-091h 11SpotlessThe Audacity Of SoapA new product by a cleaning supply company has Andrew baffled and somewhat worried. But Hanna calms him down. Plus, Scrub Jockey Lauren solves the Case of the Mystery Body Odor. And a couple of listeners are dealing with the unenviable task of cleaning up after losing loved ones. 2021-10-111h 05SpotlessSleeveless In SeattleDo you have a special Cleaning Outfit you wear when you’re doing chores? Hanna and Andrew do, but they’re not sure if that’s normal. Plus, Hanna stumbles on the compelling world of Swedish Death Cleaning. And her mom has beef with Andrew’s favorite cleaning product.2021-09-281h 06SpotlessIn The Kitchen With Leonard Neem OilHanna is cleaning her plants, Andrew has an idea for a new TV genre, and a Scrub Jockey drunk-dials the Spot Line in the most wonderful way. Oh, and Andrew’s house almost burned down after a simple home project, nbd. 2021-09-141h 00SpotlessVetting The BedHanna and Andrew try to help a friend who is currently living through a bedbug NIGHTMARE...leading Andrew to assume the worst about his own sleeping situation. Plus, Hanna reviews three game-changing cleaning products that arrived in the mail recently.2021-08-301h 08SpotlessFans ClubTurns out, the Scrub Jockeys have a lot of opinions on how to clean out peanut butter jars! Plus, Hanna stumbles on some helpful, timely advice on how to clean tower fans. And Andrew uses his cleaning powers to fix a device that was headed to the dumpster!2021-08-161h 16SpotlessThe Ice Is RightSpecial Spotless Ice-Making Correspondent Anna Urband joins Hanna and Andrew to demonstrate the new whiz-bang ice ball maker that’s been all over Instagram lately. Plus, Hanna plays a little game of “Bonk, Marry, Kill” with some of America’s classic cleaning icons.2021-07-191h 08SpotlessIf You See Something, Scrub SomethingHanna and Andrew process some Cleaning Anxiety after the PNW heatwave. Plus, a Scrub Jockey made a disgusting mistake with her extraction cleaner that she wants you to avoid! And a professional housekeeper offers some advice if you’re considering gifting someone a house cleaning. 2021-07-061h 07SpotlessBrushes With DestinyThe Great Toothbrush debate rages on, sending Andrew into his kitchen to conduct a very hot experiment! Meanwhile, Hanna’s been running her own diabolical experiments with borax. And a Scrub Jockey’s horrific cleaning experience leads to a penicillin prescription.2021-06-221h 03SpotlessBad Chair DayThe Scrub Jockeys weigh-in on their version of “The Chair” -- A place that collects laundry that’s not quite clean, but not quite dirty. Hanna and Andrew also try to help a listener who’s house suddenly smells like a Bath & Bodyworks on steroids.2021-06-071h 20SpotlessReverse PsychodideaHanna and Andrew are intrigued by a Scrub Jockey’s theory about “The Chair” that everyone has in their home. Plus, Andrew goes absolutely bonkers when he remembers a recent cleaning victory. 2021-05-241h 08SpotlessFruit Flies When You’re Having FunHanna and Andrew are buggin’ over this week’s calls involving larvae, worms and fruit fly infestations. They also spend an inordinate amount of time appreciating the work (and face) of one Walton Goggins. 2021-04-261h 24SpotlessTo Air Is Human, To Clean Is DivineHanna and Andrew help a listener with her VERY DIRTY air conditioning unit. Plus, when you ask Andrew about digital cleanliness, please be aware that you are in for a very long response involving, somehow, answering machine tapes from the 1990s.2021-04-1357 minSpotlessThe Smell You SayHanna and Andrew help a listener who’s concerned about her “resting house smell” and the “nose blindness” that goes along with it. Plus, Hanna digs up some new friends, and a skeptical Scrub Jockey tries cleaning her wool rugs in the snow the Scandinavian way.2021-03-3050 minSpotlessOh, De ToiletHanna and Andrew find out from a listener what, exactly happens, when you don’t clean a shower for FIFTEEN DAMN YEARS. They also try to help another listener work through some Truly Terrible Toilet Trauma ™ . 2021-03-161h 03SpotlessThe Mold And The BeautifulHanna discovers a gloriously quirky old fashioned way to clean wool carpets, Andrew creates a “Rainforest of Bleach” in his bathroom, and listeners navigate refrigerator clean-out tactics that might not destroy your relationship.2021-03-021h 09SpotlessSwiffer? I Hardly Know Her!Hanna reveals her least favorite household chore, which involves horrific, slimy blobs of grossness that Andrew surprisingly doesn’t find to be so bad. They also help a listener avoid the dreaded title of “Ms. Bacteria Butt 2021.”2021-02-021h 00SpotlessDrunk And OrderlyAndrew tries using tire cleaner -- at the advice of a listener -- to remove the waxy buildup on his t-shirts underarms. He reports back with results. Hanna has more information on the cleaning supplies teachers should (and should NOT!) use. And a Scrub Jockey calls with a delightful vacuuming hot tip. 2021-01-191h 09SpotlessGross Domestic ProductsA listener calls the Spotline with something she called a “Cleaning Horror Story.” She was NOT exaggerating. Hanna and Andrew try to help her out, and they hear from someone with some pretty strong opinions about mattress covers.2021-01-0453 minSpotlessHeart And Pine-SolHanna and Andrew are gobsmacked to discover something about Andrew’s beloved Pine-Sol, and a listener gets anxious when she finds out her husband is taking on a very messy project. Plus, cleaning with citric acid? Who knew?!?2020-12-221h 22SpotlessA Case Of The Forget-Me-PotsHanna and Andrew receive a very surprising solution to deodorant build-up on t-shirts by way of the auto-parts store. Hanna discovers the antiquated but fascinating “SHE System” for coordinating household tasks. And a listener needs some serious relationship advice after discovering a dirty stock pot.2020-12-081h 16SpotlessDisdain For Dis StainHanna and Andrew stumble on the official cleaning grades that landlords give their tenants...and the grade that Hanna’s landlord gave her! Plus, the Scrub Jockeys share their incredibly colorful ways of creating to-do lists for themselves. 2020-11-2455 minSpotlessArmor All'd And DangerousHanna and Andrew try to solve the mystery surrounding a listener’s new stinky house smell. Plus, a Scrub Jockey stumbles on her own leather-shoe cleaning lifehack, and Spotless’ #2 fan has a very disturbing experience with her cat’s water dish. 2020-10-121h 11SpotlessWe All Scream For HygieneHanna and Andrew wrestle over the idea of "Hygiene Theater" during the pandemic: Are all our deep-cleaning measures really necessary, asks one Atlantic writer? Plus, Andrew has a container problem that's almost as big as he is, and Hanna has a very gross scene from The Office that she wants to help clean up. 2020-08-181h 16SpotlessIce, Ice MaybeAndrew is impressed with a new kitchen-cleaning gadget, but he and Hanna try to make it a little less sexist. Meanwhile, the Scrub Jockeys offer some critical insights into the Great Pink Slime Mystery, Andrew's ice dream turns into an ice nightmare, and Hanna tries to help a listener make a bidet more okay with the help of a....poop brush? Oh dear. 2020-06-091h 07SpotlessYou Just Need To Appliance YourselfHanna and Andrew try to help a Scrub Jockey reach Cleaning Nirvana with a little help from local libraries. Plus, we hear a washing machine horror story with a happy ending, and Hanna's sister weighs-in on The Mystery Of The Weird Mr. Clean Spray Bottle. 2020-05-111h 07SpotlessPollen The FamilyA listener has a flower-related cleaning problem that is much more common than Hanna and Andrew thought. Plus, Hanna tries to repair the relationship between a woman and her favorite laundry product, which may have betrayed her. And we turn to Webster's dictionary to uncover some sanitation secrets. 2020-04-2848 minSpotlessClean Sinks, Full Hearths, Can't LoseHanna and Andrew get a lot of advice from the Scrub Jockeys today, including how to "vibe" into a grocery store and the best way to find tiny objects that have fallen to the floor. They also try to help a listener get decades-old soot off of his fireplace mantel. And Hanna wants to form an indoor soccer team called The Seattle Suds. 2020-02-171h 06SpotlessA Zyme Of The TimesHanna is back from Scotland, where she met Mr. Clean’s cousin. Plus, listeners (including Hanna’s dad) try to convince Andrew to buy an InstaPot. And we learn how to use a potato to remove rust.2020-01-0753 minSpotlessWe Wish You A Merry DishmasHanna, Andrew and the Scrub Jockeys all have strong opinions about who should wash the dishes after holiday parties. Plus, a challenge to Hanna's "Winter Light" theory leads to a question about duct cleaning. 2019-12-1051 minSpotlessAffectations and AgitationsHanna and Andrew discuss Hanna's new favorite cult, her new battle against dog pee, and how low winter light is exposing all our dirt. Plus, Andrew's got a new grocery store routine that's bound to destroy his relationship, and listener Max has some advice for your shower heads. And several listeners weigh-in with help for our new friend, Stinky in Seattle.2019-11-261h 00SpotlessPoofs, Loofahs, And WershclothesThere’s a lot of bathroom talk today! One listener offers a shower-related life-hack, and another has a solution to troublesome toilet bowl stains. Plus, Hanna sits down with her mom to talk about childhood chores and how Hanna ended up becoming a clean freak raised by non-clean freaks.2019-10-301h 05SpotlessRust Into The LimelightHanna and Andrew try to help a listener with a rust-stain issue in her bathroom. Plus, a theory about hiding dirt leads to an in-depth discussion of menstruation and the underwear it destroys. And one of Andrew’s cleaning heroes lets him down. 2019-10-151h 04SpotlessSofa, So GoodA lot of listeners have a lot of questions about couch cleaning techniques, and Hanna's got some answers. She and Andrew also try to help someone with a truly disgusting kitchen situation (but Andrew's approach may cause death.) And S.O.S.O.S. is back with a fiance who's trying to save her relationship with a chore chart. 2019-09-301h 09SpotlessGet Your Sheets TogetherIt's laundry day on Spotless! Hanna and Andrew field some questions from listeners about best washing machine practices and when it's time to finally wash your bed pillows. Plus, Andrew wakes-up to a bedroom situation not unlike the notorious Godfather scene. 2019-08-201h 02SpotlessHanna And Her SisterHanna and Andrew help another listener with a cleaning-related relationship issue. This time, though, the call is coming from inside the family! They also discuss "things that are fun and have good spouts", including cute-ass watering cans. And Andrew tells the story of how a cat litter scoop changed his life. 2019-05-141h 07SpotlessThe Art Of Cleaning ArtHanna and Andrew call-up an art restorer who has cleaned some of the world's most famous paintings, and they ask her to analyze a scene from Toy Story 2. Plus, Hanna helps a listener with a messy dog grooming problem, and we get a follow-up from the mom who had to clean up a ketchup prank gone wrong. 2019-04-1644 minSpotlessWho Washes The (Dish) Washers?Hanna and "Responsible Beard Owner" Andrew try to help a listener who's having issues with her husband's beard hairs in the bathroom sink. We also put a life hack to the test involving denture cleaner, and Hanna sniffs out the difference between cleaning vinegar and cooking vinegar.2019-03-191h 07SpotlessDust Ups and Royal FlushesHanna and Andrew finally reveal the listener-suggest life hack that has had everyone on the edge of their seat for two weeks. Speaking of seats, Hanna does NOT approve of one cleaning expert's toilet-cleaning technique. And listeners weigh-in on robot vacuums and replaceable batteries.2019-03-051h 02SpotlessStarted From The Top, Now We're CleanHanna and Andrew try to mediate the fierce debate rocking the country right now: Is it safe to dilute your dish soap? They also grade the bloody Pulp Fiction cleanup scene in this week's installment of Rated C For Clean. And Andrew tells the story of his latest grocery store freak-out.2019-03-051h 13SpotlessWrangling Rat Kings And Great Brown WhalesHanna brings her partner, Keith, on the show for a very special edition of S.O. S.O.S. Andrew helps them analyze their relationship as it pertains to cleanliness and household chores. Hanna also reviews her reusable sponge, Andrew breaks down the pros and cons of his new Dyson cordless vacuum, and Keith offers some advice on cable management.2019-02-151h 07SpotlessThe Scrubbier Side Of The SpongeHanna and Andrew offer their very strong opinions on Netflix phenomenon Tidying Up with Marie Kondo. Hanna also reviews a pair of scrub gloves that a listener asked her to try out, and Andrew answers some very important questions about his favorite cleaning instrument.2019-01-211h 16
SpotlessOut Damned SpotHanna and Andrew pour red wine onto carpeting to test a listener's stain-removal tip. They also help a listener with some sponge-related relationship advice, Hanna reviews some eco-friendly paper towels, and Andrew's cat is betraying him in a very gross way. 2019-01-081h 03