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Wilson and WolfendenViral LoadIt's been a very long time since we did a podcast. In fact so long that we kind of forgot how to do it. It is also just as long since we actually spoke to each other with mouths and not WhatsApp. So what you have here is eleven minutes out of a two hour catch up between two old friends. We'll be back soon with a proper podcast but we hope in the meantime that you will enjoy this little taste.
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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message2021-05-1711 minWilson and WolfendenRambly Bollocks<p>An extra rambly episode of Wilson and Wolfenden in which Martin forgets to plug his recordy box into his mixing desk resulting in his side of the conversation being recorded on the internal mikes. He honestly isn’t on the toilet.</p>
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The Brainjam Podcast NetworkWilson & Wolfenden - Brain HoleWhile still searching for a concept for their podcast, Andrew and Martin slap their brains and talk about coffee, vegan pork scratchings, tight crotch flares, rice pudding and baldness caused by the Van Der Valk belt.2019-11-0227 minWilson and WolfendenConcepts!<p>Concepts! Who needs concepts? When you can still find a 2007 style podcast with two blokes just rambling on and on about stuff. We have a new podcast out too, you can find that at: https://www.touching-the-past.com/ </p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/concepts/">Concepts!</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wolfenden</a>.</p>2019-10-0600 minWilson and WolfendenWarmish<p>Greetings fellow air breathers. We recorded this podcast a little while ago but due to Martin being a lazy beggar, it has taken until now for it to be exposed to our fine audience of nine people. We are also delighted to have been nominated for two and a half stars on iTunes and we … <a href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/warmish/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Warmish</span> <span class="meta-nav">→</span></a></p>
...2019-07-2500 minWilson and WolfendenA Load of Old Chat<p>Andy and Martin have kind of forgotten how to do a comedy podcast. Listen as they attempt to remind themselves by basically just having a bit of a chat about stuff.</p>
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<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/wee-willy-winky/">Wee Willy Winky</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wolfenden</a>.</p&2017-10-1500 minWilson and WolfendenDevon Death Roads<p>WIAKOF! Martin and Andrew finally come back and one of them has moved to the end of the world. Silly silly boy!</p>
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The Brainjam PodcastEIGHTEEN – Jacob Aykroyd & The Elasticated TerrorLife is good for Jacob Aykroyd. Not only is he the only person in the history of his family to be promoted to gaffer, he is also the youngest. He Continue Reading →
The post EIGHTEEN – Jacob Aykroyd & The Elasticated Terror appeared first on Brainjam.2016-12-171h 08The Brainjam PodcastSEVENTEENTake off your clothes and pull up a beanbag. It’s time for a slightly shorter than usual episode of Brainjam. Have you ever thought about Jesus, home insurance, monkey gland Continue Reading →
The post SEVENTEEN appeared first on Brainjam.2016-10-1623 minWilson and WolfendenBath Chairs!<p>You’ll never guess? Just guess. GUESS! GUEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! That’s right Andrew and Martin are back from wherever they were. To be honest they don’t really know themselves. Anyway expect a more regular output from now on, because they’ve been feasting on prunes.</p>
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The post SIXTEEN appeared first on Brainjam.2015-11-3032 minWilson and WolfendenPughey<p>The first smells of autumn are shooting up the noses of otters, while Andrew and Martin have lost the plot completely. Do they know where? Do they know how? How is there? What is how?</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/pughey/">Pughey</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wolfenden</a>.</p>2015-09-1800 minWilson and WolfendenDeathly<p>It is summer 2015 and in a small bra in Istanbul two men plot to take over the world. However, in Manchester and Halifax, Andrew and Martin plot to amuse mourners at their funerals.</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/deathly/">Deathly</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wolfenden</a>.</p>2015-08-1600 minWilson and WolfendenDrunky<p>In the second podcast recorded while Andrew and Martin drank wine through their stupid mouths, they talk about superheroes and forget some important names. All in your stew foot pun. This week’s music is ‘Another World’ by LukHash Here is his sound orifice: https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/353807/lukhash Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0)</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/drunky/">Drunky</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilson...2015-07-2100 minWilson and WolfendenWiney<p>While the world burns around them, Andrew and Martin talk the hind legs off a blind monkey and dribble onto a pillow. Take it to the bridge music mollusc. This week’s music is ‘Love Passion’ by an Alpine band named Blackstar. Here are their song noises place: https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/471837/blackstar Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC … <a href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/winey/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Winey</span> <span class="meta-nav">→</span>&l...2015-07-1100 minWilson and WolfendenRoboty<p>The sun is shining but Martin has broken his bum and Andy’s chest is filling with coughs. Like last week we forgot to sort out some music ahead of time, so we have another terrible track that Martin made for the old Gentleman’s Review podcast in 2009. Sorry.</p>
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<p...2015-04-0400 minWilson and WolfendenHangy<p>What happens when two exhausted middle aged men try to talk over the Google Hangout service? A robot voice and lots and lots of forgetting things, that’s what! This week’s musicality is ‘Whenever I’m With You’ by The Bourgeois. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a144113/the-bourgeois</p>
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The post FIFTEEN appeared first on Brainjam.2015-03-1123 minThe Brainjam PodcastFOURTEEN – Sherlock Holmes and The Faberge DildoA valuable Faberge dildo has gone missing from the Countess of Morcar’s hotel room. Can Holmes and Watson discover who stole it and save an innocent man from prison in Continue Reading →
The post FOURTEEN – Sherlock Holmes and The Faberge Dildo appeared first on Brainjam.2014-12-2127 minWilson and WolfendenChristmasy<p>Sleigh bells ring, we assume. Having never actually heard a sleigh we don’t really know. Anyway in this extra long Christmas special we discuss our childhood Christmases and shitting. Merry Christmas to all our listener. This week’s play off music is ‘Pour Noel’ by Löhstana David. Grab a copy at the link below. Music used … <a href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/christmasy/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Christmasy</span> <span class="meta-nav">→</span></a></p>...2014-12-1800 minWilson and WolfendenBattery<p>This week we yammer on about batteries, X-Men, artificial intelligence and Martin’s slave labour toy factory. This weeks outy track is ‘All I Can Think of is You’ by Julia Haltigan. To get the entire album for free use the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/453536/julia-haltigan</p>
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&l...2014-11-2700 minWilson and WolfendenCriminy<p>In this episode we learn about Martin’s funeral, Andy’s insurance fraud and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Yorkshireman fetish. This week’s end tune is ‘I want you’ by Tamara Laurel. Get the whole album for free at the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/433610/tamara-laurel</p>
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<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/manly/">Manly</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">...2014-11-1400 minWilson and WolfendenCalypsoey<p>After a short sabbatical Andrew and Martin return to discuss time travel and kissing the Duke of Edinburgh, before relenting and introducing this week’s song B.R.I.A.N by I’m Fresh! You’re Pretty. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a135330/i-m-fresh-you-re-pretty </p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/calypsoey/">Calypsoey</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wol...2014-11-0700 minThe Brainjam PodcastTHIRTEENClutch some children to your bosom and ride a giant glass around an enormous Ouija board. In this year’s Halloween special you can expect macabre tales, blood curdling screams and an Continue Reading →
The post THIRTEEN appeared first on Brainjam.2014-10-3030 minWilson and WolfendenWrongy<p>After a Skynet style technological revolution, Andrew and Martin limp through ten minutes of a podcast before admitting that the machines have won the war. This week’s tune is Young by Other Noises. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a137599/s.l.a.s.h</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/wrongy/">Wrongy</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and...2014-10-2400 minWilson and WolfendenSciency<p>Yes we’re back! In this episode we chat about science, space toilets, gay dog owner groups and fizzy whisky. This week’s closing music is Whiskey Can by Kelly Allyn. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/7235/kelly-allyn</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/sciency/">Sciency</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">Wilson and Wolfenden</a>.</p>2014-10-1900 minWilson and WolfendenFoody<p>In the first episode of their podcast, Andrew Wilson and Martin Wolfenden chat about food, horses and feet the size of hands. You probably shouldn’t eat a large meal before listening to this. Also, sorry for the variable sound quality. We are still experimenting with the best way to link Manchester and Halifax with string.</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com/foody/">Foody</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://wilsonandwolfenden.com">...2014-10-0900 minThe Brainjam PodcastTWELVEBack in the 1950s children were made to eat books. Firstly as a cure for ink deficiency syndrome or ‘Fring’s Cramps’ and secondly to show them who was boss. We Continue Reading →
The post TWELVE appeared first on Brainjam.2014-07-1230 minThe Brainjam PodcastELEVEN‘My wife bought me a cheese and I liked it so much that I bought a chimney,’ thought Victor Kiam as he slipped from this world on the 27th May, Continue Reading →
The post ELEVEN appeared first on Brainjam.2014-05-1036 minThe Brainjam PodcastTENWelcome mortals to the April episode of Brainjam. Gird your loins for the most arduous half hour of sketch comedy that you will have ever heard. Stiffen the sinews, summon Continue Reading →
The post TEN appeared first on Brainjam.2014-04-1135 minThe Brainjam PodcastNINEWe’re mad as March hares! That’s right, we are furiously humping anything that moves, in a hedge. To celebrate the month that spring arrives and winter gets out of our Continue Reading →
The post NINE appeared first on Brainjam.2014-03-0832 minThe Brainjam PodcastEIGHTWhile there is still a shine on the new year we present a new episode of Brainjam. It has all the things you should enjoy and all the things you Continue Reading →
The post EIGHT appeared first on Brainjam.2014-02-0237 minThe Brainjam Podcast2013 OUTTAKESAt the end of every year, it is beholden upon every podcast producer to compile a package of bloopers to prove that they are good at editing. This is ours. Continue Reading →
The post 2013 OUTTAKES appeared first on Brainjam.2014-01-0111 minThe Brainjam PodcastSEVEN – A Christmas BarrelsTis the season to be jolly, tra la la la la la la la la lal lal la la dum dum. Go, grab a bottle of Ginzilade and settle down Continue Reading →
The post SEVEN – A Christmas Barrels appeared first on Brainjam.2013-12-1249 minThe Brainjam PodcastSIXRemember, remember. The fifthlings of November. Who could forget this season of wrecked cat anuses and lovely parkin? Certainly not us! Which is why this month’s sketches deal with conspiracy, Continue Reading →
The post SIX appeared first on Brainjam.2013-11-0342 minThe Brainjam PodcastFIVE – Halloween SpecialIs that a some goolies under your bed? What’s that noise downstairs? Why are your sheets made of human skin? Let me out! I only came to lick the gas Continue Reading →
The post FIVE – Halloween Special appeared first on Brainjam.2013-10-0158 minThe Brainjam PodcastFOURIt’s September and what with the nights drawing in and lard going up by thruppence a ton, we’ve become even more silly than usual. Did I tell you that I Continue Reading →
The post FOUR appeared first on Brainjam.2013-09-0142 minThe Brainjam PodcastTHREEWhen mankind first discovered fire, it sent a postcard to its mother. Now we’ve discovered fire but our Mums are out, so we’ve made his podcast instead. It’s mostly about Continue Reading →
The post THREE appeared first on Brainjam.2013-07-2942 minThe Brainjam PodcastTWOPercy Bysshe Shelley once wrote “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” Nerrr! My name is Shelly and I can’t pronounce ‘Ramesses Continue Reading →
The post TWO appeared first on Brainjam.2013-06-1744 minThe Brainjam PodcastONEMake yourself a big cup of tease, slide into your pyjama-car and switch off the fax machine, because this is ‘you’ time. If you’ve never had ‘you’ time before then Continue Reading →
The post ONE appeared first on Brainjam.2013-05-1941 min