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THE ROSTERE131: A Pimp And His HoesAnnmarie and Echo are back with another episode all about everything heaux! Listen as they tell stories from Annmarie’s birthday celebration that range from creepy to cringey. Is Dr.Blunt secretly a P.I.M.P. !? Is 105 free drinks really a flex? In true Roster fashion Annmarie is back to biting her lips and Echo is still showing full nip. The girls finish the episode by discussing the ‘Best of the Whores’ and celebrity conspiracy theories. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show...2023-09-1334 minTHE ROSTERE129: How To Catch A CheaterTo cheat or be cheated on, that is the question... Inspired by Ariana Grande and SpongeBob- sorry, Ethan Slater, and extremely high on mushrooms, Annmarie and Echo discuss their thoughts on infidelities across the spectrum of unfaithfulness - and yours, using results from Missionaries who responded to @rosterpodcast Instagram polls. But what exactly constitutes cheating? Sexting? Talking to your ex in secret? Does it count if you’re in another zip code? What if you’re terminal? Next, Annmarie and Echo break down the dos and don’ts of cheating like consistency, attention to detail (and dick size...2023-08-2346 minTHE ROSTERE125: The Meat GalaIn this episode, Annmarie and Echo compile a list of questions they want to ask each other as they pound down Twisted Teas like teenagers. After a brief update section where Annmarie describes a delicacy and Echo details tainting for the first time, the girls get into the meat of the episode - Pete the Meat that is. They also define each other's toxic traits, reveal how often they charge their sex toys, and share their thoughts on what men have to do to get a DM back. From hairy buttholes and the ideal gangbang to monogamy before marriage...2022-11-181h 26THE ROSTERE124: House Of WhoresHappy Halloween! Get your drinks and your joints ready as you join Annmarie and Echo in celebrating this sexy, spooky holiday. In a brand new Roster-themed drinking game that includes multiple rounds of KFM, Dirty Dictionary, and WYR, the girls take turns spinning the wheel and pouring into a pumpkin that they inevitably smash. Whether it's discussing which candy is the most fuckable, whether or not a bat could get you off with echolocation, or having a gangbang with a spider that has penises at the end of each leg, this episode gets WILD. It doesn't help...2022-10-281h 00THE ROSTERE122: Reliving The Roster (The Best of Episodes 9-10)In this week's blast from the past, listen as Annmarie and Echo reminisce on their favorite partying moments together - the night Echo spent in jail, the Uber driver who conned his way into a kiss, Annmarie's threesome, and her night with a police officer that resulted in HOURS of oral sex. After a surprise phone call, the girls also discuss finding a DILF and sending nudes, while Annmarie's sick beats find the perfect pairing with Daddy's sultry voice. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest c...2022-09-3026 minTHE ROSTERE121: Reliving The Roster (The Best of Episodes 1-8)As Annmarie and Echo continue their sabbatical from podcasting, they take a trip down memory lane together. Join the girls as they revisit their first eight episodes and some of the wildest stories from their past. To begin the episode, the girls enter into a deep discussion about their love for semen and SLUTS. Moving into the episode, they have conversations about dick size, rough sex, and what to do with a limp dick.Then, someone gets a huge bruise and someone else details her thirstiest moments with Daddy. Oh, and Echo got catfished?! Well, a...2022-09-1529 minTHE ROSTERE118: Stalked & BlockedReunited and it feels so good! Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with life updates that led them to some of life's greatest lessons: putting the pussy on a shelf, not fucking on the first date, the power of feeding a girl a good meal, and... using condoms? Moving into the topic of dating, the girls detail some of the behaviors they want to call out. Whether you're making promises you can't keep or hiding your sexy-ass bald head, it ends now. Then, between segments of Dealbreaker and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo share their s...2022-07-1553 minTHE ROSTERE116: Scissor SistersAnnmarie and Echo finish off Pride Month with an episode dedicated to being yourself and demanding what you deserve, shamelessly. They start with a discussion of sexuality, from the first moment Annmarie knew she was bisexual and the power dynamics at play when she pursues women to the girls' opinions on lesbian porn, scissoring, and the best part of the male and female body. Then, after another segment of Over/Under and a particularly terrifying twist on Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo discuss whether or not men deserve sex in exchange for a $42 bill at Applebee's. E...2022-06-2443 minTHE ROSTERE115: Long Live The Trash QueenAnnmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a brief anatomy lesson before bringing you the hilarious and horrifying details of Echo's recent blackout and subsequent ER stay. In a secret scheme straight out of Annmarie's playbook, Echo's diabolical attempts to win a man's heart left her bloody and bruised and sobbing in her ex-boyfriend's car. But one single, incredible moment made the entire evening worth it to them both, a simple yet effective move that knocked out the competition in one fell swoop and left the girls wondering... Who is she? And can she come back from this? 2022-06-1738 minTHE ROSTERE114: Sex Ed (ft. Jessica Drake)This week, Annmarie and Echo talk to badass sex educator and lube enthusiast, Jessica Drake. You may also know her from the adult film industry, where she has acted, directed, won awards, and championed important causes. From her award-winning erotic educational films to her polyamorous personal life and the stigma surrounding sex, Jessica opens up in this episode about her life and work. Of course, she also provides Annmarie and Echo with a little sex education that all the Missionaries need to hear. For example, despite their copious experience with lube, the girls are introduced to new...2022-06-101h 07THE ROSTERE112: Three Holes & A HeartbeatAfter smoking a blunt and discussing their thoughts on going down to Browntown, Annmarie and Echo share updates from a recent night out that may give you guidance on how to overcome social anxiety and sell your friend's sneakers. Then, the girls get into the main topic of this week's episode: LUBE. Too often, you hear "no, I don't need any lube" from the tragically uninformed, but that ends today. Lube is for everyone, everywhere. Annmarie and Echo break down all the reasons they personally love lube, as well as other uses that...2022-05-1357 minTHE ROSTERE110: How To Be A Good SlutAfter divulging details of Annmarie's recent breakup and the unexpected plot twist that led to her number being posted for sexual solicitation on Craiglist, the girls revisit their absolute adoration for life's true heroes: sluts. First, Annmarie and Echo share slut shaming stories before they revisit their thoughts on body count and why it's meaningless. From re-evaluating what makes someone a slut (yes, you can still be slutty in a monogamous relationship!!!) and reconstructing the concept of sluttiness as empowering rather than derogatory, this episode will have you screaming "I LOVE SLUTS" right along with them. 2022-04-2945 minTHE ROSTERE109: Real Dumb QuestionsAfter starting the episode by getting a couple of cream pies, Annmarie and Echo embark upon a journey through some of the realest and dumbest questions AND stories submitted by the Missionaries lately. During the questions segment, the girls provide tips on riding dick and kissing lips (the upper ones, pervert), discuss the best ways to get back at a cheating boyfriend, determine how long you have to wait after a break up to pursue sex with your ex, and give advice on a variety of fucked up life situations: his girlfriend said her brother's name during...2022-04-1532 minTHE ROSTERE108: Cucumber Pussy SaladAnnmarie and Echo start this week's show by talking about recent messages they have received, particularly ones where people talk about jerking off to their voices and their evolution as podcasters and people. After Echo describes the concept of a White Unicorn to Annmarie, the girls introduce a new segment that has them talking about Addison Rae, anal, the weed in Maine, Kanye West, AND cream pies. They also face off in a Cliffhanger clit war before moving onto a particularly difficult Dirty Dictionary. Then, they discuss a recent podcast collaboration before ending the episode...2022-04-0827 minTHE ROSTERE106: Dommes, Daddies, & Dollar BillsTime flies when you're having fun! It has been TWO years since the first episode of The Roster podcast dropped, just before the first lockdown of the pandemic struck and the entire world was changed forever. With this show and with your support, Missionaries, we have learned and grown an immeasurable amount since that first episode, and this experience has also changed us forever... into even bigger heauxs... After the girls reflect back on The Roster beginnings, Echo starts her updates with details on her near-perfect week, why she had sex with a platonic friend, and the...2022-03-261h 23THE ROSTERE105: The Breakup BibleIt is officially BREAK UP SEASON! Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode by defining the two most tumultuous times of the year for relationships, before providing updates on their own romantic situations. Next, the girls move into the main topic: how to cope with a breakup. There's the healthy way, and then there's what Annmarie likes to call "the fun way." Whether it's focusing on yourself and spending time with friends or keying someone's car and releasing your inner heaux, is there really a wrong way to handle the aftermath of your heart being t...2022-03-1154 minTHE ROSTERE104: If I Were A BoyEven just for a day... What would Annmarie and Echo do if they had dicks for a day? It's time for us to find out! From what they would do with their new physical appendage to how they would treat the women in their lives, the girls dissect the male perspective and analyze the nuances underlying their behavior. Whether it's level of effort (Are you a fuck buddy or a friend? What's the difference in how much effort you have to put in? What if you're a boyfriend? Should you try more or less?), sliding...2022-02-261h 13THE ROSTERE103: Queefs & QuickiesThrough recent updates, Annmarie and Echo offer their thoughts on two very important topics this week. You guessed it: queefs & quickies. First, the girls start by sharing their Valentine's Day celebrations before moving into a discussion of quickies. Are they worth it? How can you incentivize women to have 15-minute sex with you? The girls tell all in this explosive episode that moves through an analysis of vaginal winds and other anatomical anomalies as well as slave girl erotica and who should be crowned the Queef Queen, all between segments of WPOTW and Dealbreaker. Finally...2022-02-1945 minTHE ROSTERE101: Hump My KneeThis week's episode is all about digital stimulation. From written and visual porn to detailed instructions on finger fucking yourself, Annmarie and Echo dive deeper into their favorite form of self-love than they ever have before. The girls discuss their recent masturbatory experiences and fantasies, their evolution from showerhead orgasms to double penetrating dildos, and how their initial experiences in sex and masturbation influence their current habits. Between segments of Real Dumb Questions, Encyclopedia Literotica, and Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo also discuss their love of cum shots, porn preferences, the ups and downs of different masturbation...2022-02-061h 04
THE ROSTERE100: Call Her Mommy (ft. Kendra Lust)In their 100th episode, Annmarie and Echo bring on their biggest guest yet! Kendra Lust joins the girls to discuss masturbation, MMA, MILFdom, and more. Between segments of Would You Rather and Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo ask Kendra questions about her experiences in the porn industry (her origin story, how to prep for anal, her favorite costars, how the job has changed over time), as well as her private sex life (her favorite position for recreation, what's still on her bucket list, whether or not she watches porn during sex) and her personal outlook (leading with...2022-01-281h 17THE ROSTERE99: What Drunk Girls WantTRIGGER WARNING: This episode involves discussions of consent and sexual assault. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. ||In this update-heavy episode, Echo shares how her new 'no sex on the first date' approach has been going after a date with Fake Paul (as well as a hack for when you forget to learn someone's name), and Annmarie describes her recent dry spell with self-love and how she plans to spice up her sex life with the Cowboy. The girls also recap a recent live stream where they accidentally got blackout drunk and...2022-01-2153 minTHE ROSTERE98: It's Cumming SeasonTGIF! In this completely out-of-pocket, cannabis-fueled episode, Annmarie and Echo play a full-length version of Would You Rather after Echo provides the BTS details from a recent date that left her feeling like a horny princess. From penis fingers and mossy vaginal rivers to the benefits of monogamy and the value of friendship, this episode spans the spectrum from heartwarming to absolutely ridiculous. Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us u...2022-01-1445 minTHE ROSTERE97: The Slammy AwardsSalvaging what they could of the audio they recorded (and lost) the night before New Year's Eve, Annmarie and Echo present to you the first annual Slammy Awards. With the help of an old friend, Annmarie and Echo present awards for the best and worst of 2021. Who do you think won best podcast? Biggest Dick? What about biggest dickhead? Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica (Best of 2021) and Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries, the girls present these awards and more before delivering a year in review and their resolutions for 2022. Despite losing more...2022-01-0838 minTHE ROSTERE96: Double TroubleTo start this week's episode, Annmarie and Echo discuss how much of their attraction to a person is based on personality before explaining why there will be a bonus episode this Saturday. Then, they move on to updates, where Annmarie shares the many sexual experiences she had on a recent trip to Texas, including a powerful fingering moment, facials, sex in the shower, and taking the deep throat too far. Moving on to the main topic, double penetration, Annmarie reveals a double penetration story that leaves Echo swelling with pride (and arousal). Between segments of Dirty Dictionary...2022-01-071h 06THE ROSTERE95: Let's Have A Snowball FightTRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions suicide and suicidal ideation in relation to hormonal birth control. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. ||Inspired by the winter weather, Annmarie and Echo start this nipply episode with a frozen wet t-shirt contest before sharing updates on the past few weeks: Annmarie got a dog and 8 free boxes of female condoms AND Plan B, while Echo got stood up twice by the same guy and accidentally showed her nipples in a VERY inappropriate setting. Between Would You Rather and a segment of Real...2021-12-171h 05
THE ROSTERE94: Parting The Pink Velveteen Clouds (ft. Deelz)TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions eating disorders, verbal abuse, and emotional abuse in romantic and non-romantic relationships. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. || It's officially the season of giving! And this week, Annmarie and Echo are delivering: an interview with the multitalented Deelz, a Playboy cover model, OnlyFans creator, DJ, and host of the That's Offensive podcast. Following a guest-led Two Truths, the three get intimate as they discuss body image and buccal fat removal, OnlyFans content creation, the spectrum of human sexuality, and why having sex with women...2021-12-101h 12THE ROSTERE93: Don't Fear The HickeymanWhat the suck is up, mother suckers?! It's time we talked about hickeys and all other manner of sucking. This week, Annmarie and Echo detail a recent hook up with The Hickeyman that has the girls recounting their various hickey experiences throughout the years. From adolescent escapades and swollen pussy lips to eyeball licking and the craziest hickeys they've been given, Annmarie and Echo review the suckiest moments of their life (pun intended). After discussing the reasons why people choose to leave a hickey, the girls move into a segment-heavy episode inspired by the infamous Bl...2021-11-1234 minTHE ROSTERE92: Jagged Little PillsAnnmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Would You Rather inspired by Echo's recent butt plug adventures before explaining their absence last week during an honest and vulnerable update. Moving into the episode, the girls call back to E35: Hard Pills To Swallow, reviewing all the lessons they thought they had learned and, somehow, completely forgot. From the importance of compassion and the moments when it's not necessary (or deserved) to establishing healthier habits in health, finance, and self-acceptance. Between segments of Rap Genius and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo explain that everything is t...2021-11-051h 04THE ROSTERE91: Jack-O-Lantern JuiceAfter partaking in an early Trick or Treat adventure, Annmarie and Echo describe the aftermath of Echo's recent anal adventure with her MVP. Then, calling back to E65: Circle of Death, the girls introduce brand new Halloween-themed rules for the missionaries to use during their upcoming Zoom Party. Relying on the principle of No Pussy Shit, Annmarie and Echo play through the game to its conclusion, which includes special spooky editions of past segments and well-known drinking games, as well as prank calls and ghost stories. Get your Jack-O-Lanterns ready, missionaries, we're bringing ourselves to the brink...2021-10-221h 01THE ROSTERE90: Signs He Has A Secret GirlfriendOnce again too drunk to function, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a mandatory Green Light to get everyone in the right frame of mind. Next, after a new segment of Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls highlight all the red flags you should be paying attention to - whether you are male or female, single or in a relationship - and they reveal the ones that definitely suggest your man has a secret girlfriend. Exposing themselves for all the glaringly red flags they have willfully chosen to ignore in the past (and present), Annmarie and Echo...2021-10-1554 minTHE ROSTERE89: Here We Heaux AgainThis week's episode begins with live audio from a moment that found both Annmarie and Echo beneath a wedding arch. Then, the girls announce a merch giveaway and an upcoming Zoom party to celebrate Halloween! Moving into the episode, Annmarie and Echo describe their heauxing philosophy as we enter cuffing season. Hint: It's all about self-fulfillment. From the danger of expectations and the importance of self-discovery, the girls explain why focusing on yourself is the most important thing that you can do for yourself - in any type of romantic situation. Between a brand new segment, Rap G...2021-10-0838 minTHE ROSTERE88: Butt Plug Car WashAnnmarie and Echo start the episode with audio from a recent trip they took together before beginning an in-depth discussion of plugs, from their first butt plugs to their most recent, as well as what non-sexual items they've shoved up their back doors. Moving on to the main topic of the episode, the girls focus on their friendship as they go back and forth asking each other questions. Starting with deeper questions, they discuss familial relationships, changing opinions on porn, memories of homecooked meals, and what happens after we die. Getting more sexual, the pair reviews what...2021-09-241h 08THE ROSTERE87: Bounce On My DickStarting with updates on their personal lives, Annmarie and Echo describe an incident with an extremely horny dog and explain what they mean when they say Nacho Pizza Salsa. Then, channeling the iconic Genuwine, Annmarie and Echo discuss their favorite tips and tricks for bouncing shamelessly on the dick. From how you can ride better to a technique the DILF uses to make women cum on top every time, the girls are unlocking the secrets to dick riding without breaking your back or showing your belly. But men are not off the hook this episode, as Annmarie a...2021-09-171h 03THE ROSTERE86: Fantasy Dick DraftAfter detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration. Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?" Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the...2021-09-1055 minTHE ROSTERE85: Go Fuck YourselfAnnmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt. Then, recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls share all their masturbatory preferences. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also review their thoughts about porn consumption and recent trends in the nation's masturbation since the pandemic began. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end t...2021-09-0457 minTHE ROSTERE84: Condoms & CreamIn this episode, Annmarie and Echo are contemplating condoms as they discuss the skyrocketing summer of STIs and what it means for their sex lives. After considering the role luck plays in catching an infection, Echo tells the story of a time when she inadvertently allowed multiple men to eat her pussy during a bacterial infection. But that's not the craziest thing you'll hear in this episode. The Missionaries make a special appearance this week, with two fucked up stories that both involve lying about someone having an STI. Following a segment of Just The Tip on h...2021-08-2149 minTHE ROSTERE83: Blunts & CuntsAnnmarie and Echo get as high as humanly possible this week as they discuss the connection between smoking marijuana and getting fucked. After challenging each other to a blunt rolling contest and discussing the proper anatomy of a blunt, the girls share updates from the last two weeks: Echo got tested, Annmarie went to Texas, and Tryout was literally never on time, even when he was responsible for the weed (a party foul that's got the poor guy sitting back on the bench again). Then, starting with ancient Mesopotamia and ending on their own recent...2021-08-1346 minTHE ROSTERE82: Fuck My FaceThis week, Annmarie and Echo are teaching you how to suck out a soul, how to throat dick so well you'll have him in your DMs long after you're done with him, how to be THEE motherfucking Throat Goat. However, they first begin with updates from the last week: Plan B bleeding, birthday planning, worm catching, and SPORTS! Echo also details a recent rendezvous with Bruiser that left her flipped, fatigued, and covered in cum. Relying on their years of experience fitting dicks of all sizes down their esophagi, the girls recall some of their favorite face...2021-07-3057 minTHE ROSTERE81: Slob On My NubYour health and wellness gurus are back at it again with an episode centered around self-improvement. First, both girls reveal the different "tizzies" they found themselves in this past week. Annmarie guides you through the relaxing, meditative process of tracking down a man who has blocked you, and Echo provides soothing, uplifting updates on Tryout's dick game and her experience masturbating on camera. Next, the girls move into a discussion of their fitness routines and the surprising ways they've both been building confidence and fitting into their old clothes again. From learning to enjoy the process of...2021-07-2347 minTHE ROSTERE80: Rules To Date ByThis week, Annmarie and Echo are providing their best insight on how to obtain and maintain... a healthy relationship?! But first! After detailing a surprising discovery regarding the Harry Jowsey Maneuver, the girls give updates on their personal lives: sex swings in Texas, mayonnaise and maggots, and mindblowing MVP sex. Annmarie and Echo also explain why they received a gift from a new fan of the show and, finally, a NEW MERCH announcement and GIVEAWAY are incoming! Before diving into their list of rules to date by, Annmarie and Echo first start with a discussion...2021-07-1658 minTHE ROSTERE79: Let’s Get Fucked UpOh, what a night! Annmarie and Echo intentionally overindulge in this hilarious episode inspired by E27: Drunk Confessions. From pussy chugging and interrupted masturbation to doing shrooms and crying during sex, the girls once again hold absolutely nothing back as they expose both their hottest and their cringiest moments. Annmarie helps a man with his dick in a parking garage, Echo gets cuffed and stuffed in the back of a police car, Annmarie flashes titty on a church trip, Echo hears her parents have incredibly loud and enthusiastic sex, and both girls take a bizarre deep dive...2021-07-091h 27THE ROSTERE78: Don't Be An AssholeTRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses multiple, high-profile instances of sexual assault and the abusive language or behaviors relating to those incidents. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. In the newest episode of their globally renowned and universally adored podcast, Annmarie and Echo air out the recent grievances they have about celebrities, influencers, assholes on Instagram, and general miscarriages of justice. Between segments of Cliffhanger and KFM, the girls discuss recent scandals involving Chrissy Teigen and Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy, and they take some time to respond to a...2021-07-0259 minTHE ROSTERE77: Staying On Our MedsIntroducing the show, Annmarie and Echo share their thoughts on men spitting in their mouths before taking the episode in a less sexual direction inspired by a heartfelt exchange between them earlier in the week. After spending the past few weeks apart, both girls are feeling even more sentimental and in love with each other than normal, reminding them of their former sugar daddy's cautionary words from last year and sending them off on long tangents about their unwavering dedication to one another. Discussing the state of their current mental health, reflecting back on their ups and downs living t...2021-06-251h 12THE ROSTERE76: Talk Dirty To MeAfter apologizing for and explaining their surprise week off, Annmarie and Echo begin with updates on their recent travels and the new adventure-seeker in Echo's life. Then, Annmarie uses her wealth of experience with content creation and the Cowboy to provide tips and tricks for exploring your virtual sexuality. From simple sexts to full-on cyber-sex, the girls recall their experiences with digital lovemaking and show you how to do it right (and horribly wrong). Following a throwback segment of Roster Vocab and an unexpected submission during You've Got Mail, Echo reveals a new layer to her history...2021-06-191h 15THE ROSTERE75: Sex Tips & Pussy LipsThis week's episode is a SEX TIP EXTRAVAGANZA, as Annmarie and Echo dip into The Roster archives and some of their more recent experiences to compile the most important sex tips of ALL TIME. Taking you from simple and often repeated tips like communication and masturbation to more advanced tips like what you need to know about doing anal and how to ride a dick without being a professional athlete, the girls share their wisdom and experience with Mexican boner pills and jawbreaking dick sucking alike. Between segments of Would You Rather and You've Got Mail, Echo...2021-06-0553 minTHE ROSTERE74: Scam Men, Help Women"Rules to live by: Only scam men. Only help women." - Joanne the ScammerAnnmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a late celebration and reflection on Masturbation Month and Mental Health Awareness Month before moving on to the main event. From describing in detail the anatomy of a vagina to spitting all over herself, Annmarie recalls all the ways she has flirted and cajoled her way into cash when money gets tight. Echo also shares stories of Lil Simp's generous gift-giving strategy and a newcomer who appeared in her CashApp out of nowhere, while...2021-05-2857 minTHE ROSTERE73: The Guys We Used To FuckAnnmarie and Echo begin with an apology and explanation of the rotaviral reason for their unexpected absence last week, before moving into an update-heavy episode that Mama Tina should under NO circumstances listen to: Annmarie has become a secret content-selling queen. Echo experienced her first DP. Annmarie ate ass. AGAIN?! Echo boarded her very first plane for an orgasmic rendezvous in Nashville. Annmarie faced an insulting and confusing STI accusation. And the girls both went on a titty flashing adventure that Erie, PA will NEVER forget (and neither will you after this Saturday). Between Dealbreaker and a...2021-05-221h 01THE ROSTERE72: Moms Are DopeAnnmarie and Echo try and fail to keep things PG-13 in this week's Mother's Day special, discovering almost immediately that not talking about dicks is much harder than anticipated. Starting with their favorite things about their own mothers, the girls review some of the most nostalgic and most dangerous parenting hacks from their childhoods, as well as some classic motherly wisdom sourced from the internet (What makes a woman a "bold and brazen" hussy? What's the best wedding gift you can give your husband? What do clean underwear have to do with preventing physical harm?). 2021-05-071h 13THE ROSTERE71: We're Back On Our BullshitAs usual, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with updates on their personal lives, from hot, sweaty sex and a Hitachi-fueled adventure to a mental health check-in and new gifts from their favorite simps. Echo discusses all the orgasms she has been having lately and why she has been allowing a man to say no to oral, while Annmarie reveals trouble in paradise with the Cowboy, as well as the reason she had to start her roster over from scratch. This week, Annmarie and Echo asked the Missionaries to submit some queries that have been weighing...2021-04-301h 24THE ROSTERE70: My Drunk Best FriendAnnmarie and Echo hit the seltzers again this week as they recall their unhealthiest drinking stories yet. Tracking their long history with excessive alcohol intake and ridiculous theme parties, from the first moments they were confronted about alcohol by their parents in high school to reasons why they don't drink quite as intensely anymore, the girls absolutely DO NOT recommend that you follow in their footsteps. Between rounds of Green Light, Annmarie and Echo describe their worst fight ever, accidentally showing their coworkers a nude-heavy camera roll, mistakenly sending another man's nude to a boyfriend, stealing from front yards...2021-04-231h 15THE ROSTERE69: Clout Chasing FuckwadsThe episode you've all been waiting for. Number 69. Nice. Very nice. Annmarie and Echo start the episode with a quick update on their sex lives from the past two weeks, including Annmarie's recent trip to Texas with the Cowboy and Echo's second internal orgasm. Then, they move into a discussion on the value of 69 as a sex position, before Echo shares the details of her recent 69 experiment. As the girls move into the main topic of this week's episode, they review the recent tweets posted by Mandii B from Whoreible Decisions and perceptions of Jordyn...2021-04-181h 06
THE ROSTERE68: Pussy Is Everything (ft. Jessy Jones)This week, Annmarie and Echo are joined by French Canadian adult film actor Jessy Jones, the Jonny Sins of upper North America. From his first time filming porn with the woman of his dreams to his most horrifying experience on set, Jessy holds absolutely nothing back as he recounts the best and worst of his career thus far. And the stories don't get any less intense as the girls discuss Jessy's personal life, including crazy ex-girlfriends, multiple attempts on his life, cuckolding requests, and a surprising sexual encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio. Jessy presents the girls with his i...2021-04-092h 35
THE ROSTERE67: Keep Your Jokes Loose & Your Pussy Tight (ft. Niles Abston)This week, Annmarie and Echo bring stand-up comedian and podcast host Niles Abston on the show to talk about how he first got into comedy, why he doesn't consider his work with Comedy Central to be his biggest accomplishment, and which comedians have inspired him along the way. Before they get to that, however, Niles presents the girls with a super fucked up Two Truths segment that no one saw coming. After being roasted by Niles for caring too much about his personal life and not enough about his dick game, Annmarie and Echo also get into t...2021-04-021h 10THE ROSTERE66: Sugar & Spice365 days ago, in a land far away, during one of the worst years known to man, two dumbass twenty-somethings decided to become absolute trash people, and The Roster was born. Since that fateful day, pretzels have been made, secrets have been revealed, STDs have been caught, cowboys have been ridden, and our friendship and love for one another have only grown stronger and fiercer. Thank you to everyone for listening and laughing with us each week. It has been an incredible journey and a genuine honor to share our world with you. We may be extremely famous podcast superstars now, b...2021-03-261h 40THE ROSTERE65: The Circle of DeathIn this week's episode, Annmarie and Echo celebrate St. Patrick's Day and make up for their entirely too sober performance last week. The mission? TO BLACK THE FUCK OUT with a fun drinking game from their past but with its own Roster twist. The pair takes a walk straight through hell directly into THE CIRCLE OF DEATH, where they discuss the assorted shapes and sizes of genitalia, copulating with Harold Jowsey, and one of the Kennedys. As the episode progresses, Echo drunkenly sings some angelic tunes between bouts of slamming her flower vase full of tequila. While on a...2021-03-1958 minTHE ROSTERE64: Bad Bitch EnergyAnnmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Beat Lab production titled Standardized Pussy that you do not want to miss! Echo then tells the story of her vomiting all over her doctors and herself after getting lip injections, and she and Annmarie discuss the details of Echo's picture-perfect birthday weekend before sharing a SHOCKING detail about their state of mind when they were recording last week's episode. After updates, Annmarie and Echo show you how to nurture your own Bad Bitch Energy, sharing their experiences in building confidence and explaining that faking it until you...2021-03-121h 00
THE ROSTERE63: Real Hot Girl Shit (ft. Sam Hyser)With Echo’s birthday coming up on Saturday, the girls begin the episode by reminiscing on past celebrations: the shady bitch who tried to steal Echo’s birthday spotlight, the trip to Toronto where they got matching tattoos. Annmarie provides updates on the Cowboy before Echo describes her weeklong hiatus from masturbating and how a recent procedure she had done has affected her sex life. After updates, Annmarie and Echo bring on a friend they’ve known since middle school and a day one Roster Missionary, Sam Hyser. For their first episode this Women’s History Month, Real Hot...2021-03-061h 26THE ROSTERE62: He Ain't It, SisAnnmarie and Echo laugh at an old recording of Annmarie shit-talking all the men who have fucked her over before they move on to an episode the girls started planning in November 2020! He Ain't It, Sis serves as a review of all the ways you can tell when a person is not right for you, and it is also a friendly reminder that you should finally dump their dumb ass. Whether it's the person who is only hot from the neck down, the one whose dick literally stinks, the person who left you stranded in the middle of the...2021-02-261h 44THE ROSTERE61: What I Know NowAnnmarie and Echo are back at it again this week after quarantining separately when one of them tested positive for COVID-19. Despite their self-isolation, both girls have major updates on the state of their current rosters, including Annmarie's recent revelation that she was catfished by a B-list celebrity; Echo's romantic Valentine's Day gifts from Gemini and her LDFWB; and a Wild West showdown between oral devotee the Jackal, long-time fan favorite the Pretzelmaker, and a brand new pick on Annmarie's roster known as the Cowboy. No surprise to anyone at all, Echo also details her rampant quarantine masturbation, which...2021-02-191h 41
THE ROSTERE60: Nambimadominate Me (ft. Yamini Nambimadom)Surprise! Annmarie and Echo once again bring someone hotter than them on the show this week as they sit down with Yamini Nambimadom, a comedian, performer, writer, and recent college graduate who spent the last 8 years doing comedy in Chicago and LA. She is also the hilarious host of Pillow Fight, a comedy and culture podcast. The girls start the episode with a casual review of Literotica terminology before moving on to probing questions about Yamini's personal life, from dating and finding her way in a global pandemic to her life ambitions and experience thus far as a WOC...2021-02-051h 08THE ROSTERE59: Cool 2 Creepy, 3rd EditionTRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses revenge porn, sexual, physical, and verbal abuse, child pornography, and cannibalism throughout. Please do not listen if any of this could be triggering for you. ||In C2C3, Annmarie and Echo tell new stories about men creeping them the fuck out, including an exceptionally creepy stalker and a man whose kink is impregnating women. They also explain how the power dynamics between men and women can impact things like the compliment you want to give to a woman you don't know, transforming it from a sweet gesture into a terrifying reminder of...2021-01-291h 06THE ROSTERE58: Pussy Licking For DummiesAnnmarie and Echo start this week's episode with stories about their recent mindblowing orgasms and what it took to get them there. They also share resolution updates and reevaluate how gay they are before jumping into the main goal of this episode (and life): Making Orgasms Happen. The girls lovingly eviscerate men for their lack of tongue etiquette and provide simple fixes for their bad behavior. Annmarie prepares this week's Just The Tip, which is all about how to tell when a female is faking her orgasms. And guys, this one's going to hurt (hint: you're not making as...2021-01-151h 28
THE ROSTERE57: Well, This Is Erotic (ft. Sophia Benoit)TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly discusses eating disorders. Please do not listen if this could be triggering for you. This week, Annmarie and Echo sit down with author and GQ sex columnist, Sophia Benoit, for a hilarious and enlightening episode full of bad jokes and great advice. In addition to being a regular contributor to multiple online publications, Sophia (with a PH) also has her own newsletter called "Here's The Thing" where she offers advice about... pretty much everything. With a perfect Roster-like blend of humor, trauma, and authenticity, Sophia shares the intimate details of her personal...2021-01-082h 03THE ROSTERE56: New Year, Same UsAnnmarie and Echo ring in the New Year with a raunchy year-in-review that reminds them of what a crazy experience 2020 has been for them both. From moving in together in January and starting The Roster in March to surviving a global pandemic and multiple fuckboys, the girls reflect on their best and worst moments of the year. After a shocking but crucial segment of Just the Tip, Annmarie and Echo share their New Year's Resolutions as they look forward to the year to come. Episode Notes:1. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the...2021-01-0135 minTHE ROSTERE53: Toxic & TightAnnmarie and Echo review the concept of toxicity in more detail this week, as they examine their own behaviors and prior relationships. They discuss the different levels of being toxic, from flirtatious mind games to abusive relationships, and they share the reasons why they remain in and, at times, seek out toxic people in their own lives. In classic Roster fashion, the girls justify their own toxic past and provide a helpful reminder that no matter what crazy shit you do, life will go on and you will be okay. The episode includes an especially toxic segment of KFM...2020-12-1147 minTHE ROSTERE51: Mmm, WAPAnnmarie and Echo start this week's episode by providing a libido update before diving into a list of horny facts Annmarie prepared that had both girls running for their rosters when they were done recording. From sex-focused pain relief and the length of the world's largest penis to little-known but surprisingly simple tricks that can help you and your partner orgasm harder, faster, and longer, Annmarie shares a variety of salacious sex tidbits that EVERYONE needs to know! Echo prepares a special holiday segment of WPOTW, and the girls reveal a brand new segment called Dealbreaker. Episode N...2020-11-271h 04THE ROSTERE50: Happy FriendiversaryFor their 50th episode, Annmarie and Echo celebrate their 11th Friendiversary by looking back on their catalog of episodes and revealing new details about what went on behind the scenes as they were recording. The girls also ask and answer deeply personal questions about their beliefs and goals. Meanwhile, quarantine horniness once again hits its peak as Annmarie describes her habit of masturbating in wildly inappropriate places and Echo speaks relentlessly about her hairy pussy. The episode includes Two Truths And A Lie, as well as a throwback segment of Dirty Dictionary.DON'T FORGET! ZOOM PARTY TONIGHT...2020-11-201h 20THE ROSTERE49: We're Off Our MedsTRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses depression, anxiety, suicide, and suicidal ideation. Please do not listen if this could be triggering for you. || Inspired by a listener request, Annmarie and Echo discuss how their mental health status and medication impact their sex drive and self-destructive behaviors, and they share their experiences trying different anti-depressant and anti-anxiety medications. Annmarie reflects on the time she rubbed one out in front of her boyfriend to end a fight, and Echo tells the story of a time she almost bit off her boyfriend's nipple. This episode includes answers to listener questions about...2020-11-131h 22THE ROSTERE48: Piss DrunkAnnmarie and Echo once again get too drunk and tell stories about their worst mistakes, from bullying a soulless redhead in elementary school to smoking cigarettes for the first time. They also detail weird places and circumstances where they've peed and provide an update on their living situation. This week's segments include a trashy Roster Vocab term and another riveting round of Would You Rather! Show Notes: 1. Link to Echo's grannies: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07TK93G9Y/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=12. G...2020-11-071h 29