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Query & CompanyAnthony Richardson Hurt Again + Mercury Blow Out Fever. Kevin Bowen & Casey Vallier Join!(00:00-24:47) – Query & Company opens on a Thursday with Jake Query at The Legends Golf Club for The Fan Invitational and producer Eddie Garrison back in the studio previewing tonight’s preseason opener for the Colts with Anthony Richardson getting the start against the Ravens. (24:47-32:32) – Jake turns to the phone lines with listeners looking to share their thoughts on Anthony Richardson not picking up the blitz last night that resulted in his pinkie finger being dislocated. (32:32-41:22) – Jake concludes the first hour of the show with Billy from Tyler, Texas calling into the show to share his...2025-08-082h 07
Fantasy Football Rankings Tracker"Anthony Richardson: The Dual-Threat QB Poised to Dominate Fantasy Football in 2025"Fantasy football enthusiasts are always on the lookout for emerging talent and under-the-radar players who can turn the tide for their teams. Among the buzzworthy names in the 2025 season is Anthony Richardson, whose potential has catapulted him up the fantasy football quarterback rankings. His rise begs the question: Is he worth drafting?Richardson's journey in the NFL has been one of talent meeting opportunity. Known for his dual-threat capabilities, he has been compared to some of the league's most dynamic quarterbacks. His ability to score points both through the air and on the ground gives him an edge...2025-04-0903 min
The Riding the Bench Colts PodcastThe Indianapolis Colts Are Doing THEIR Job, It's Time for Anthony Richardson to Do HISSubscribe, Listen & Review The Riding the Bench Colts Podcast on:➡️ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-riding-the-bench-coltscast/➡️ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/10UnFDzjYl6wjEtawnEMDp?si=d252023f9cf84ab1👤 Follow us on:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ridingthebenchcoltspod?_t=8o8k0IfYFqA&_r=1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theridingthebenchpodkast/The Indianapolis Colts news cycle has started to slow down just a bit after a huge start to free agency - such is natural for this time of the year. That being said, the conversation about the Q...2025-03-1621 minQuery & CompanyWho makes the most sense as Anthony Richardson's QB competition? Zak Keefer and Tony East join!(00:00-23:30) – Query & Company opens on a Wednesday with Jake Query and producer Eddie Garrison hitting on the big three topics of the day – Indiana’s loss to Oregon, Purdue’s dominance over Rutgers, and the Indiana Pacers holding off the Houston Rockets. (23:30-32:35) – USC Women’s Head Coach Lindsay Gottlieb joins the program to previewing their upcoming first game in the Big Ten Tournament against IU or Oregon! Plus, she explains how this team has grown from last year to this year around JuJu Watkins, discusses how long it took her to get used to say Big Ten instead...2025-03-062h 10Query & CompanyNotre Dame Advances + Anthony Richardson's Report Card! Dustin Dopirak, Tom Noie, Zach Osterman Join!(00:00-28:12) – Query & Company opens on a Friday with Jake Query, Jimmy Cook, and producer Eddie Garrison discussing Notre Dame’s win over Georgia in the Sugar Bowl last night. Additionally, they hand out an Anthony Richardson report card based off subjects that Jake created. Finally, they touch on the Indiana Hoosiers defeating Rutgers last night and Purdue’s road victory against Minnesota. (28:12-43:42) – Dustin Dopirak from the Indianapolis Star joins Query & Company to recap Tyrese Haliburton’s excellent performance last night in South Beach. Dustin also assesses who will be losing minutes when Aaron Nesmith makes his return, di...2025-01-032h 33Query & CompanyThe Latest on Anthony Richardson's Back + Pacers/Heat Preview!(00:00-24:27) – Query & Company opens on a Thursday with Jake Query and Jimmy Cook discussing the latest news on Anthony Richardson’s back. Jake and Jimmy provide what Richardson said yesterday regarding his back issue. They also debate as to whether the Colts were even aware of this issue prior to selecting him in the draft. (24:27-45:03) – The Athletic’s Zak Keefer joins the program after publishing a story earlier today with James Boyd about the Indianapolis Colts franchise. Zak weighs in on Jim Irsay’s involvement within the franchise right now, assesses whether or not he believes Chris Ball...2025-01-022h 29Query & CompanyWill Anthony Richardson play Sunday? Kevin Bowen, Charlotte Carroll, Dustin Dopirak, and Tom Noie join!(00:00-24:48) – Query & Company opens on a Friday with Jake Query and producer Eddie Garrison discussing the news that Anthony Richardson is not practicing again today for the Indianapolis Colts. They get into a debate as to whether the Colts should consider resting Anthony Richardson for the final two games if they are eliminated from playoff contention. (24:48-36:43) – The South Bend Tribune’s Tom Noie joins the program to preview next week’s game for Notre Dame against Georgia after sharing some final thoughts on the Fighting Irish’s win over Indiana. He admits that he will be banking on...2024-12-272h 20The Riding the Bench Colts PodcastRevisiting The Indianapolis Colts Decision to Bench Anthony Richardson🎙️Subscribe, Listen & Review The Riding the Bench Colts Podcast on:➡️ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-riding-the-bench-coltscast/➡️ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/10UnFDzjYl6wjEtawnEMDp?si=d252023f9cf84ab1👤 Follow us on:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ridingthebenchcoltspod?_t=8o8k0IfYFqA&_r=1Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theridingthebenchpodkast/A few weeks ago, Indianapolis Colts Head Coach Shane Steichen made the decision to bench Anthony Richardson. Not only did it send shockwaves around the league, but it also caused quite a riff amongst Colts fans. Following...2024-11-2018 minQuery & CompanyAnthony Richardson Rest of Season Expectations. Eric Edholm, Matt Taylor, Tony East Join!(00:00-23:56) – Query & Company opens on a Thursday with Jimmy Cook and producer Eddie Garrison by continuing the Anthony Richardson discussion after 24 hours of thinking about it. The future of Chris Ballard is discussed because of what Ian Rapoport stated on the Wake-Up Call with KB & Andy this morning and Jimmy points out that it is still an upward climb for Richardson as an NFL quarterback. (23:56-35:22) – The South Bend Tribune’s Tom Noie joins Jimmy Cook and Query & Company to discuss how likely it was, following the Northen Illinois loss, that Notre Dame would still be in the CF...2024-11-142h 10Query & CompanyThe Colts Are Going Back to Anthony Richardson! Joel Erickson, Adam Rittenberg, and Pat Boylan Join!(00:00-24:16) – Query & Company opens on a Wednesday with Jake Query, Jimmy Cook, and producer Eddie Garrison reacting to Shane Steichen’s opening statement from his press conference today where he announced Anthony Richardson will start the rest of the season starting this week. Additionally, they opine on what Richardson said to the media. (24:16-33:44) – ESPN College Football Senior Writer, Adam Rittenberg, joins Query & Company to share some of his thoughts on the latest College Football Playoff rankings. Jake and Jimmy ask him if Indiana is a lock to make the CFP at this juncture, if Indiana taking care o...2024-11-132h 05
Yahoo Sports NFLColts turn back to Anthony Richardson, getting Caleb Williams back on track & Eagles-Commanders TNF | Inside CoverageFrank Schwab and Jori Epstein join forces to break down the biggest news and storylines from around the NFL this week, including Anthony Richardson reclaiming the starting role in Indy, the Chicago Bears making a big coaching change, Micah Parsons' latest comments, Frank's updated power rankings and previewing a massive NFC East showdown on Thursday night.Frank and Jori kick things off with the news that Indianapolis Colts head coach Shane Steichen is placing QB Anthony Richardson back in the starting role after a disastrous couple of games for Joe Flacco. Frank and Jori discuss how we...2024-11-1357 min
Yahoo Sports NFLAnthony Richardson's future, Cowboys & Jets fixable? & more trade deadline buzz | Inside CoverageJason Fitz is joined by Jori Epstein and Frank Schwab to deep dive on the latest news and storylines from around the NFL, including the Anthony Richardson benching and trade deadline moves that either have already happened or could happen over the next week.Fitz, Frank and Jori start with the news that Indianapolis Colts head coach Shane Steichen has benched young QB Anthony Richardson, which leads to a discussion around whether benching Richardson was the right move long-term. The hosts also discuss how this all relates to the quarterback evaluation process and how college experience can...2024-10-311h 00Query & CompanyWhy Was Anthony Richardson Benched? Charles McDonald, Joel Erickson, Chris Denari Join!(00:00-25:35) – Query & Company opens on a Wednesday with Jimmy Cook and producer Eddie Garrison by sharing their thoughts on Anthony Richardson being benched for Joe Flacco. They play some of the comments made by Shane Steichen today about the decision to bench Richardson and if Jim Irsay had a role or not in this decision. (25:35-33:48) – After focusing on Anthony Richardson and Shane Steichen in the previous segment, Jimmy focuses this segment on Joe Flacco. He compares this to previous Colts seasons where they attempted to find one-year rentals like Phillip Rivers, Carson Wentz, and Matt Ryan. 2024-10-302h 13
The Ride with JMVFull Show: Colts Bench Anthony Richardson, Reaction Pacers Loss + More!00:00 – 26:50 – The show opens as John reacts to the seismic news that the Colts are benching Anthony Richardson for Joe Flacco; John dives into if the Anthony Richardson experiment is done, and if there’s any chance Chris Ballard and company survive into next season. 26:51 – 36:55 – Greg Rakestraw of the Colts Fifth Quarter Huddle, joins the show and gives his thoughts on the decision to bench Richardson. They talk about if there's any shot that Richardson’s time in Indy isn’t over. They also discuss how much Joe Flacco improves the team’s chances of winning. The close the conversation...2024-10-292h 16Query & CompanyAnthony Richardson Benched! Stephen Holder, Kevin Bowen, Scott Agness, and Dan Purcell Join!(00:00-24:42) – Query & Company opens on a Monday with Jake Query, Jimmy Cook, and producer Eddie Garrison briefly discussing the Indiana Pacers losing to the Philadelphia 76ers and Christie Sides being fired by the Indiana Fever. The biggest topic of discussion in the first segment was Anthony Richardson’s comment about being tired and having to pull himself out of the game yesterday. (24:42-35:57) – Jake and Jimmy continue the Anthony Richardson conversation by focusing their conversation on Shane Steichen. They start to wonder if Chris Ballard is forcing Steichen’s hand when it comes to starting Richardson instead of letti...2024-10-292h 20Query & CompanyHow should the Colts develop Anthony Richardson? Tyquan Lewis, Zak Keefer, and Scott Agness join!(00:00-20:10) – Query & Company opens on a Wednesday with Jimmy Cook, Greg Rakestraw, and producer Eddie Garrison by discussing something Jimmy stated on Monday about Jonathan Taylor and Anthony Richardson. They have a discussion at large at how they should go about developing Richardson as a passer, (20:10-29:50) – During the first segment of the show, there was some breaking news pertaining to the Colts and IndyCar. Jaylon Jones was named the AFC Defensive Player of the Week and then Ed Carpenter Racing announced that Alexander Rossi and Christian Rasmussen will be the team’s two full-time drivers. Jimmy and Gr...2024-09-252h 05Query & CompanyAre the Colts failing Anthony Richardson? Stephen Holder & Luke Easterling Join!(00:00-27:12) – Query & Company opens on a Tuesday with Jake Query and producer Eddie Garrison by comparing the situation the Carolina Panthers are in with Bryce Young and the current situation the Indianapolis Colts are in with Anthony Richardson. Are the Colts failing AR like the Panthers are with Young? (27:12-39:22) – Shane Steichen met with the media yesterday and addressed why Jonathan Taylor did not play at all in the fourth quarter in the loss to the Green Bay Packers. Jake and Eddie bring those comments to you and then bring back the Query & Company elixir to really shar...2024-09-172h 07
Let's Get Local WilmingtonFrom Mortgage Myths to Market Trends: Anthony Pellegrino Enlightens Local HomebuyersIn this episode, discover the extraordinary journey and invaluable insights of Anthony Pellegrino, a mortgage professional with Prosperity Home Mortgage, as he uncovers the secrets behind mortgage lending.In this episode:- Anthony Pellegrino shares his journey, from his finance major to becoming a prominent figure in the mortgage industry.- Gain insights into the crucial factors to consider when choosing a mortgage product, understanding interest rates, and boosting credit scores.- Learn about the rewarding journey of helping first-time homebuyers achieve their dream, as Anthony discusses his why and the motivation...2024-02-2218 min
In Your Head with Leigh RichardsonEpisode 214: Promoting Mental Wellness and Providing Financial Aids to Spinal Cord Injury Survivors with Anthony Purcell and Leigh E. RichardsonLeigh Richardson of the Brain Performance Center and host of In Your Head Podcast speaks with Anthony Purcell, spinal cord injury (SCI) survivor and founder of the charity Walking with Anthony. Anthony talks about his major diving accident that left him paralyzed, and reflects on the importance of mental health, a support system and celebration of small victories. His experiences inspired him to a life of purpose by providing financial grants to low-income SCI survivors and their families for rehab and means to a better life through Walking with Anthony.
Leigh Richardson is also the author of Brain on Game...2024-02-0231 minThe Riding the Bench Colts PodcastColts QB Anthony Richardson Can Learn Something From Lamar Jackson...👤 Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theridingthebenchpodkast/It's been a while since we've spoken about Anthony Richardson around here, but with the Indianapolis Colts season over, it's about time we talk about QB1. More specifically, how he needs to play moving forward. Let's talk about it!Timestamps:0:00 Thoughts on Anthony Richardson's Style of Play7:38 Chiefs vs. Ravens (Because of Anthony Richardson)11:56 Anthony Richardson Better Than Lamar Jackson?2024-01-3017 min
South Harmon Fantasy FootballAnthony Richardson's Dynasty Value - THE Dynasty Trade Show Ep.85How much insulation does Anthony Richardson's Dynasty Value have? South Harmon Fantasy Football is back to bring you another edition of THE Dynasty Trade Show! Anothony Richardson's Dynasty Value has take a hit with the season ending shoulder injury, but when breaking down these dynasty trades, we noticed it hasn't fallen too far. Some interesting pivots in the dynasty league world have gone done in deals this week. From Anthony Richardson being dealt for returning injured star QB Kyler Murray, to Anthony Richardson being dealt for rookie WR's and a stopgap QB. This week of dynasty deals is one you...2023-10-291h 06
JT SportsBryce Young & Anthony Richardson Debut's, Trey Lance Set Up To Fail, Zeke To PatsBryce Young made his NFL Preseason Debut for the Carolina Panthers against the New York Jets. Was Bryce Young’s Panthers debut a disappointment? JT Sports gives his thoughts on Bryce Young’s Preseason debut for the Carolina Panthers. Anthony Richardson made his NFL Preseason debut for the Indianapolis Colts against the Buffalo Bills. Has Anthony Richardson improved? Or do the Colts still have a long way to go until Anthony Richardson is ready to be an NFL starting Quarterback? JT Sports gives his thoughts on Anthony Richardson’s Preseason debut. Malik Willis and Will Levis are competing for the Te...2023-08-151h 18
The FF Dynasty2023 Rookie Class w/ Matt Waldman - Anthony Richardson - RB Rankings - WR Risers & Fallers-2023 Dynasty Fantasy FootballMatt Waldman joins us to discuss the 2023 Rookie Class. We dive into why you're wrong about Anthony Richardson and why Will Levis is over rated. We then get into some Rookie Running Back Rankings, then head over to late Risers and Fallers in the Wide Receiver class. We also get Matt to throw in his sleepers at each position along the way Huge shoutout to Matt for joining the show, make sure you check out the 18th edition of the RSP at mattwaldmanrsp.com and follow him on twitter @MattWaldman Cop the FF Dynasty T-Shirt here...2023-04-211h 32
Cover 1 | FantasyQB Anthony Richardson (Florida) Scouting Report – ATHLETIC FREAK - NFL Rookie Player Grades - EP121QB Anthony Richardson (Florida) Scouting Report – ATHLETIC FREAK - NFL Rookie Player GradesWith the 2023 NFL DRAFT ready to kickoff in a couple weeks, what better time then to dive back into the Lab and do some film study on one of the TOP NFL DRAFT PICKS in this 2023 NFL Draft. Here we have QB Anthony Richardson (Florida), who could be a Super Star in the making! QB Anthony Richardson (Florida) is one of the better players in this draft class and the college film confirms that. Loaded with talent, could QB Anthony Richardson (Florida) be a TOP QB...2023-04-1718 min
The Paul Farrington ShowWhy Odell Beckham Jr. to Ravens is a great deal, Anthony Richardson MUST go #1 at NFL Draft | The Paul Farrington ShowPaul Farrington, Jack Weinberger, and Robert "Ziggy" Ziegler discuss the Baltimore Ravens signing Odell Beckham Jr. to a 1-year contract worth up to $18 million. Will this move convince Lamar Jackson to stay in Baltimore? Later, the guys debate where Anthony Richardson, Bryce Young, and Hendon Hooker should be taken in the NFL Draft. Why does Ziggy think it's Anthony Richardson or bust for the Carolina Panthers with the first pick? The guys end the show answering listener questions and having the Ultimate Pink Things Draft, featuring an all-time collapse.
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00:00 - Introduction
01:43 - Was OBJ good signing for Ravens?
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Fantasy Football with Josh & HaydenAnthony Richardson Is The Most Athletic QB In History - NFL Combine Day 3NFL Combine 2023 - Josh Norris and Hayden Winks react to the entire NFL QB Class from the 2023 NFL Combine, including Anthony Richardson's record-setting day. CJ Stroud impressing in the throwing drills. Will Levis getting left behind. And Bryce Young weighing in over 200 lbs. 🔴 Recapping DL and EDGE Workouts: https://youtube.com/live/ty5isYGX2II 🔴 Moneyballing the NFL Draft: https://youtu.be/9E7n6nS4EsU 🔴 19 NFL Combine Quotes That Actually Impact Your Life: https://youtube.com/live/SZtoUH02spU Timestamps! 0:00 Anthony Richa...2023-03-0525 min
The Detroit Lions PodcastDetroit Lions Draft Anthony Richardson? – Detroit Lions PodcastIn this video, we discuss the possibility of the Detroit Lions drafting Florida quarterback Anthony Richardson in the upcoming 2023 NFL Draft. We talk about where Anthony Richardson is his strongest, what he did with the Florida Gators that lifted the team, and opportunities for improvement.
Bottom line Florida Gator Anthony Richardson has a number of natural gifts that make him one of the most interesting quarterback prospects of the 2023 NFL draft.
Should the Detroit Lions draft Anthony Richardson?
Detroit Lions Podcast Draft Anthony Richardson
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2023-02-1913 minJT SportsZach Wilson Can't Be The Jets QB In 2023, Will Anthony Richardson Be A First Round Pick?Zach Wilson was booed and benched in the New York Jets Thursday Night loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars. JT Sports discusses why the Jets should move on from Zach Wilson and why Robert Saleh and Joe Douglas can recover from missing on Zach Wilson. Anthony Richardson will be one of the most polarizing prospects going into the 2023 NFL Draft. With his elite size and athleticism, Anthony Richardson has the traits that scouts go crazy over. However, Anthony Richardson has a lot of problems that will have to be fixed in the NFL making him a huge boom-or-bust prospect. Will Anthony...2022-12-2527 min
FootballlandS02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nkerGreetings, Captain Footballland here!I have exciting things to report: our intrepid trio continue to fight for the greater footballing good – battling interminable desert sand storms, blistering temperature and general indifference – the park progress. Flying high above the footprint of Footballland I can imagine the splendour that awaits, which is good because it's just sand at the minute. BUT meanwhile our brave threesome not only continue the build, but bring us THREE new attractions too!!!Robbie Fowler's GrowlerWhile the boys struggled to imagine Robbie Fowler in any other era than the...2022-07-0539 minFootballlandS02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation SimulatorGood day fair Footballlanders,Another glorious week of Footballland is upon us, and what a week of Footballland last week was, no? EXCITING NEWS ALERT!! We have broken ground! We think... (TBC) Either way Mark is out in Qatar, we think... (or Saudi Arabia (TBC)) and he's employed a local (TBC) building contractor/builder/man who is definitely doing stuff.Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting GalleryRyan brings us one of the most iconic and poorly executed celebrations in football BUT in the form of a triathlon and possibly lots and...2022-06-2840 minFootballlandS02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark DraperyGreetings Footballland Earholders!Well, we must apologise again, not sure to who, but to somebody for sure... Yes we've failed, yet again, to break ground on Footballland but we're not really worried because it's all sand and sand is dead easy to dig so, you know... In other news Anthony is having a lovely time in Hawaii as he makes his way "the other way" around the world back from Tuvalu, so as not to lose a day AND then there's the small matter of coming up with three excellent new rides too:...2022-06-2139 minFootballlandS02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught ExcluderGreetings Footballlanders,It's all kicking off in Tuvalu! Anthony has started the newest, spiciest rivalry in football. After beating them in an 11 vs 1 game, he has now started to berate them and insult them whenever possible. Needless to say, we've not started building yet BUT we did come up with three excellent new rides:Ten Hag Pin BowlingMan Utd have tried everything to not be sh*t recently, and failed, but it's possible that Anthony might have a solution for them – 46 pin bowling! What better way to make squad choices th...2022-06-1433 minFootballlandS02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders!What a sunny day it is here in Western Samoa, Doha and Butlins Minehead respectively! The team at Footballland are working around the clock to bring you the first, best, biggest and only football themed theme park in Qatar, ready for the World Cup in 2022 in Qatar, in Qatar in 2022, in Qatar, and we've almost started building!The three brand new rides for the park this week are...2022-06-0741 minFootballlandS02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too PumpedSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all to Footballland! After a slight mix up two of the trio are in Goa, India, while our Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison is in Doha. So we've been left with no option but to delay the building of our theme park by yet another week. Instead, we have decided to come up with THREE brand new rides for the world's first football theme park, in...2022-05-3139 minFootballlandS02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHello from Saudi Arabia! The boys are in Saudi (although Mark is in fact in Qatar) to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar in 2022 in Qatar, in Qatar! And what a theme park it's set to be. With over 200 rides and 17 different themed toilets there truly is something for everyone. And instead of building the thing this week, we decided to come up wi...2022-05-2438 minFootballlandS02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The WatcherGreetings from Qatar!For the first time in Footballland history, the boys are in the Middle East! Anthony is in the Holiday Inn in Doha, Ryan is in The Marriott in Doha, and Mark is in Saudi Arabia. Time is really running out to build this park - at this rate we’re looking at building one ride per day before it opens - but Mark suggests we invent THREE more attractions this week before starting construction in earnest next Monday.Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The RideRe...2022-05-1740 minFootballlandS02 E34 | Lukaku's Lucky 7s, Hit The Stanchion and Paul Ince's Magic BandageSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFinally something for the children! Paul Ince is in danger of being forgotten by the youth of today, so what better way to revive his playing career than by creating a giant inflatable side with the bloody headband he wore in Turin?Plus we immortalise the 7 (SEVEN) touches Romelu Lukaku made in a Premier League game against Crystal Palace with a brand new sport involving a judo ring, a front door a...2022-05-1039 minFootballlandS02 E33 | Le Le Tissier Conspiracé, Pep's Over Thinking Obstacle Course & The House of the UnreadFair Bank Holiday my UK based earholders! (And to the rest of the world... er, hello and don't ask what a Bank Holiday is.)We did it again, didn't we? Yep, we only went and came up with THREE sexy new attractions! We don't care how close it's getting until we're supposed to be opening the park, because we KNOW we can get it done. Plus why deny the future patrons of Footballland three new sexy attractions. Right?A big thanks to Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who returns to pitch. Would you like to pitch...2022-05-0343 minFootballlandS02 E32 | The Unsung Hero, The I Love Football Global Theatre & Live Draw Love BallsSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGood morrow Footballland Earholders! Can you believe there's only 210 days until the World Cup? Which means there's just 209 days until we need to have built Footballland, the world's first football themed theme park (we're building it a day earlier just in case people have already got to Qatar).This week we're excited to unveil THREE new rides, of which only one is a ride. The other two are experiences, and what incredible e...2022-04-2639 minFootballland S02 E31 | Emerson Royal With Cheese, He Doesn't Want It! & The Back PassSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHappy Easter to all our Footballland Earholders! And a special Happy Easter to Patreon Graham Boosey, who pitches the grass roots experience HE DOESN'T WANT IT.Footballland is really taking shape now. With just 6 months until opening day we're proud to have designed nearly 200 rides directly or loosely related to football. And our Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer Mark Davison informs us that he will start building them as soon as he has a bit...2022-04-1942 minFootballlandS02 E30 | Nightmare (Dele) Alli, Fox In The Box & The Time Waster Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders, And a special Footballland greeting to those of you interested in seeing a Fox In The Box placed in a perspex box the size of a penalty box with an actual fox. Boy are you in luck this week!A huge thank you to our Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who pitches The Time Waster, the world's first Diego Simeone simulator! Plus our intern Ryan introduces a maze featuring THREE Dele A...2022-04-1241 minFootballlandS02 E29 | Tickly Thomas Tuchel, It'll Be All Dwight On The Night & Punt It Upfield Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland earholders!It’s another week of dreamweaving here at Footballland HQ. We’ve been accidentally given $1 billion by the state of Qatar to build the world’s first football theme park and by jove we’re spending that money wisely. Plastic surgery to make 5 tickling fetichists look like Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel? CHECK. A giant velcro catapult to chuck missing children back towards their worried parents? CHECK. An art installation hosted by Burnley’...2022-04-0542 minFootballlandS02 E28 | The Glenn Hoddle School of English, The Matty Cash Point & Ooh Aahh Canada! Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballland Earholders! And a special welcome to our new Patreon Thomas Stirewalt, who is the proud sponsor of our new car park (The Thomas Spirewalt Car Park, suitable for both cars and motorcycles and nocturnal nesting place of Pepe, should he so wish). Thanks, Thomas!This is an apt point to remind you that you can pitch a ride to us if you're a Patreon and we will discuss it on t...2022-03-2940 minFootballlandS02 E27 | The Kane & Sonbination, The Catapult Bra & Garth Crooks' Team Of The Day Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Earholders!What a lovely day it is too, not least because you've got a brand new episode of Footballland ready to plug into your earholes! We have $1 billion dollars burning a hole in our pocket and we're about to spunk it all on some giant fibreglass faces of Harry Kane and Son Heung-Min! Here's the rides for your consideration today:The Kane And SonbinationHarry K...2022-03-2241 minFootballlandS02 E26 | Klich Koch The Bielsa Clock, Stick It In The Mixer & Be The KepaDear Lorders and Lorderesses of Footballland,We had another indulgent meeting this week – when we really should be cracking on with building the park – we just couldn't help ourselves. So yes, we've piled more pressure on ourselves by creating three more attractions that just have to be built.Klich Koch The Bielsa ClockThis aspect of the park might not get used all that much because it's almost impossible to pronounce – even Ryan, the idiot that came up with the idea can't say it until about the fifth attempt. Anyway he sees i...2022-03-1544 minFootballlandS02 E25 | Revenge Of The Picked Last Kids, The XG Experience & The Romelu Poo-Car-QueueSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandDear Earholders of Footballland and those fortunate enough to stumble across this recording.It's been another hugely successful meeting in the planning of the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar, in Qatar (in Qatar). Mark has stopped calling it an 'improvised comedy podcast,' Ryan is making prototypes other than the Steve Mechanical Bull, and Anthony has bought two shovels off Amazon Prime. We are delighted to...2022-03-0845 minFootballlandS02 E24 | Snoring James Milner, Victorian Terrace Pissball & Freaky Free Kicks Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland[Musical notes emoji] Footballland, FOOTBALLLAND. FOOOT BBAALLLL LAND [/Musical notes emoji] It's a serious business, creating the world's first football themed theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar in Qatar, but you know what? We had a right bloomin laugh making this episode. This week in Footballland we have the pleasure of unveiling THREE new attractions. They are:SNORING JAMES MILNER - FOR FOU...2022-03-0142 minFootballlandS02 E23 | The Aubameyang Boomerang, Full Ham & The Faillercoaster Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGreetings Footballlanders! It took us until Episode 23 of season 2 to come up with a casino for Footballland. What have we called it? The Tony Cascacasino. The great news is that you're all invited to gamble there to your hearts' content. And if you're fortunate enough to be the last person into the park on any given day, you get to play our special new game - Full Ham. The rules of the game are q...2022-02-2241 minFootballlandS01 E22 | John Terry's Farewell Tours, Alisson Pecker & The Player Manager Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Don't chat. Risk of death."Hello Footballlanders! The world's first football theme park is ever expanding and we are thrilled to announce TWO new rides from us and ONE from our patreon patron Calum Lightfoot! If you'd like your ride discussed on Footballland, then follow these easy steps:1. Make sure you're a patron2. Write down your ride idea using your computer.3. Send it to us. I...2022-02-1531 minFootballlandS02 E21 | Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem, Shit House and See No Medieval, Hear No Medieval, Speak No Medieval Greetings Footballland guests, patrons and earholders! There's a growing excitement here at Footballland HQ. The park is slowly taking shape. We haven't yet built anything as such, but if 90% of the work is in the design, then Footballland is 28% complete! We are thrilled to announce THREE more rides for your pleasure. Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem Le Prof is a big advocate for ruining things by overdoing them - just look at his relentless lobbying for a World Cup every two years. Nobody but Wenger wants this to happen, so w...2022-02-0845 minFootballlandS02 E20 The Diving Header, Eddie Howe’s Supermarket Sweep and Manager Marriage CounsellingGreetings Footballlanders!Fantastic news! Over the weekend we chatted with a guy whose flatmate was from Qatar. He said that they’re counting down the days until the world’s first football theme park opens in their country, and all anyone can talk about is how many seconds they’re going to last on Steve Mechanical Bull. We’re beyond excited at bringing our vision to Doha, and all for the cut price of 1 billion dollars minus the price of a laptop and a nice pen. This week we’re proud to unveil THREE new r...2022-02-0140 minFootballlandS02 E19 | Ronaldon't, The Frank Lampard Lol-lercoaster & Chris Kamara's Lallana and Benrahma on LlamasGreetings Footballlanders! After another fruitful meeting at Footballland HQ we are pleased to announce THREE new rides. OK, so one of them is just Chris Kamara solving park problems, so let's call it TWO new rides and ONE important piece of park infrastructure! This week the world's 2nd greatest footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, returns to the park (after being fired off into space) with The Ronaldon't, a ride which challenges guests to be as far removed from Cristiano as humanly possible. Which led us to ask ourselves, who is the football opposite of CR7? Ro...2022-01-2537 minFootballlandS02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome earholders, and general listeners to another week of theme park planning! We're one step closer to building Footballland, and we thank you for your support as we near the final stages. Mark, Anthony and Ryan are delighted to bring you THREE new attractions! The Mikel Ar-vet-aYeah, you read that right - Mikel Ar-Vet-a. The world's first Mikel Arteta themed veterinary surgery. There are so many maimed an...2022-01-1839 minFootballlandS02 E17 | The Terry Venables Wrecking Ball, Emmanuel Frimpong's Ping Pong Ding Dong & Shrug It Off Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandTerry Venables, in a giant velcro fat suit, attached to a mile high crane, swinging through the park at midday every day singing 'We're All Going England Crazy' and taking anyone in his path with him. You in or what?Because that's the sort of billion dollar theme park we are. A park not afraid to pay El Tel's exorbitant wages while informing everyone that the afternoon has begun. And if you don't...2022-01-1137 minFootballlandS02 E16 | Ralf Rangnick's Quicksand Experience, Go On Mer'son & The Maze Of Mesmeric Feet Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSome new year resolutions are bigger than others. We're not belittling your yearly vow to drink 3 pints fewer per week before inevitably giving up by early Feb, but we have a serious resolution here at Footballland - to build the world's first football theme park in Qatar for the World Cup in Qatar this year in Qatar. If we don't, not only will we have let ourselves down, we'll have let all football fans down too...2022-01-0439 minFootballlandFootballland Very Best Rides Of 2021!Happy Nearly New Year!It's been a hectic year at Footballland HQ. We're so close to opening the world's first football theme park in time for the world cup 2022 in 2022 in Qatar in 2022, and we couldn't have done it without your help. Your ride ideas, your jingles, your many car parks have been invaluable, so a massive thank you for your support. In time honoured tradition, we've cobbled together a year-end best of Footballland. Three rides that in our opinion are the absolute bees knees, and CERTAIN to bring punters through the gates. They are:2021-12-2845 minFootballlandS02 E14 | Elf-Inge The City, A Football VR Simulator & Get Your Kit On Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandMerry Christmas! While you've been working hard, a glass of merlot in one hand, a block of brie in the other, we at Footballland have been preparing for the opening of Footballland in just 336 days time. And we were delighted to have the CEO of Hashtag United Spencer Owen in the Wayne Lineker testicle. Spencer created a football team from scratch so he's no stranger to impossible dreams. And he loves theme parks, a...2021-12-2140 minFootballlandS02 E13 | Steve Bruce: Victorian GentlemanSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWhile No. 10 have been partying, your executives at Footballland have been knuckling down to design the world's first football theme park in Qatar in time for the World Cup 2022 in Qatar in Qatar. That's right - if this were a Zoom quiz, our specialist subject would be inventing FUN. And what's more fun than a giant fibreglass Steve Bruce with a working flushable toilet? Here are your rides this week:S...2021-12-1438 minFootballlandS02 E12 | The Relegation CockfightThis week on Footballland we're proposing teaching chickens to fly but in the spirit of equality bears and dogs too, and before you start moaning we're also modifying planes for bees as well, so... okay? We've also got a new security detail in the form of turn of the (20th) century comedy troupe, The Keystone Cops, only they all look like a certain Premier League manager from Germany. Not forgetting, an around the world ode to the star spangled stallion and MLS/NASL strawberry blonde hero, Alexi Lalas.The Relegation CockfightAnthony brings us...2021-12-0739 minFootballlandS02 E11 | The Cristiano Ronaldo RocketThis week on Footballland we're sending Cristiano Ronaldo into space and never bringing him back, we're setting up a creche overseen by Brian Kidd and 92 goats, and we're building a massive bouncy castle in the shape of St James' Park where YOU TOO can be washed by former Newcastle legends Les Ferdinand and Warren Barton! Who wouldn't want to be lathered up by a Toon great?The Ronaldo Rocket Cristiano Ronaldo loves that ridiculous Siiiiiiiuuu celebration, doesn't he? But the trouble is, he always lands on the ground afterwards. A not exactly impressive loyalty t...2021-11-3041 minFootballlandS02 Ep10 | Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boats Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThe birds are singing, the bees are fornicating and Mark is back in the studio! That's right, all three Footballland executives are in the room to bring you 3 [THREE] new attractions. Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boats Man United might have discarded Ole Gunnar Solskjaer like a lukewarm flannel on a long-haul flight but his legacy lives on at Footballland in the Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boat Rides! In...2021-11-2337 minFootballlandS02 E09 | The Graham Poll Exit Poll, Sniffing For Cloughles and Danny DrinkswaterSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandCan you imagine snow falling on Graham Poll's naked back and would it be beautiful? What's the point of Space food? And if you were to cosmetically engineer two pigs to look like managerial dynasty Brian and Nigel Clough, which would find a truffle first? Those are the questions we're asking this week, and asking them with us is Empire Magazine's Chris Hewitt. Chris is the best-placed guest to pitch a ride at Foo...2021-11-1638 minFootballlandS02 E08 | Claudio Ranieri's Operating Theatre It's been another highly successful week at Footballland and we're delighted to announce THREE new rides! One of which came from listener and patron Nick Dunmore. Remember, you can send us any of your half-baked ride ideas and we're contractually obliged to discuss them! Sign up to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandHere's what's on the menu at Footballland this week:Claudio Ranieri's Operating TheatreHe's known as the tinkerman, but what if we let Claudio Ranieri tinker with human bodies instead of relegation threatened Premier League football clubs? L...2021-11-0936 minFootballlandS02 E07 | Freaky Friday Night Football, Fake Shakes and The Horror TackleHey guess what? It's Footballlllllaaaaaaaaaand! The world's first football theme park is *really* taking shape now. Can you believe we've gone and created another three rides? Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballland and if you'd like a bit of extra special treatment sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThe Horror TacklesRemember those little fish that bit off all your dead skin in shopping centres in the mid 2000s? Well, it's that, but it's the genetically modified penises of players that have performed career ending challenges. Sorry? What...2021-11-0234 minFootballlandS02 E06 | Mané Hands Make A Light Work, Foosball Manager and Tim Cahill Beyond The Corner FlagAfter another extremely important meeting at Footballland HQ we're pleased to unveil THREE new rides. And one of those has come from our patron Phil Lee. Remember, you can send us any of your half-baked ride ideas and we're contractually obliged to discuss them! Sign up to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSo here are the rides in this week's lineup:Mané Hands Make A Light Work Liverpool and Senegal forward Sadio Mané is desperate to record his autobiography in our special recording studio, and he REALLY needs those 300,000 word...2021-10-2631 minFootballlandS02 E05 | The Jaap Stampede, Kanu's Rapid[s] and Who Do You Think You Aunt? What an incredible meeting at Footballland HQ this week. Can you believe that we came up with THREE new things...? Sensational! We are delighted to unveil: 1 ride, 1 facility and 1 naked fighting experience. But which one is which? Sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandComedian and Times Columnist George Lewis joined us to pitch The Jaap Stampede, in which park guests can feel what it's like to be a streaker in front of 80,000 people, while chased down by an irate Jaap Stam and his family members, who have all been shav...2021-10-1936 minFootballlandS02 E04 | The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour, Minamino's Mini Motos, Payet's Bottle ShyIn yet another top, top, top, top, top, top, top episode of Footballland we're excited to bring your THREE new rides. If you like what we do join our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland or you can support our show athttps://supporter.acast.com/footballlandThe Toure Brothers' Bus TourTo me! To You! The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour is Footballland's newest manner of transportation, featuring the comedy slapstick duo Yaya and Kolo Toure as Paul and Barry Chuckle. Minamino's Mini Motors Liverpool midfielder Takumi Minamino runs a go...2021-10-1232 min
FootballlandS02 E03 | Uri Geller WILL F*** Up Your Day In Footballland, Pepe's Pee Pee Take and Marcelo Bielsa's Bum Bucket CarouselSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandThis week we're pleased to announce that Mark Davison returns after being out of the game for two weeks - that's a short time in Podcast terms, but a lifetime if you're a Watford manager. So the full complement of top, top lads are excited to bring you THREE new attractions. Uri Geller Will F*** Up Your Day In Footballland Anthony has a genius plan to avo...2021-10-0539 min
FootballlandS02 E02 | Raphaël Varane's Pans, Chuck Blazer's Mobility Scooter Hire and The Chicken Shawarma-morial | FootballlandThis week, Ryan pitches a competitive mobility vehicle facility in honour of football’s most santa-like administrator Chuck Blazer (Disclaimer: if you are planning on coming to Footballland and you need a mobility vehicle either bring your own, or start practicing herding cats by lassoing them with blazers whilst under threat from fire). Anthony pitches a ceramics masterclass-come-fight-for-you-life hosted by Raphaël Varane and his henchman Harry Maguire. Quick word of advice: conserve your energy at the potting wheel because it’s all about escaping to the kiln before Rapha gets you. Mark...2021-09-2833 min
FootballlandS02 E01 | Bend It Like Beckham, The Mark Poo-Catch and Maim For A Laugh | FootballlandWe are finally back for season 2 of Footballland! Thank you so much for your patience over the summer. You won't be disappointed by what we have in store for this series, and please send us your ride ideas - we'll include each and every one. If you like our show sign up to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSo, here's E01 of S02 - Anthony unveils the BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, his tribute Goldenballs himself, in the form of a carnival strongman exhibit. Ryan fixes the global injustice: that there isn't yet a ride or...2021-09-2137 min
FootballlandS01 E32 | Super Ney-Mario! | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandSadly this is our final episode of the season! We're taking a break for the Euros and will return for an even bigger and better Footballland in July! You'll agree that the park is taking fantastic shape, and we're pleased to bring you THREE new rides:Super Ney-Mario A live action video game featuring PSG and Brazil superstar Neymar - It's-a Super Neymario! Watch out for the toadstools shaped li...2021-06-0138 min
FootballlandS01 E31 | Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely productive meeting at Footballland HQ. We're proud to bring you ONE new ride, PLUS a food stall PLUS a shoe shine parlour. Here they are in full:Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul If you're a Liverpool fan, you'll of course remember the "Miracle" of Istanbul in 2005, where under Rafa Benitez a side containing luminaries such as Steven Gerrard and Djimi Traore fought back to de...2021-05-2535 min
FootballlandS01 E30 | The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandEver wanted to ride a Chelsea manager while slapping their silicone bottom to make them go faster? Here at Footballland we're delighted to give you that opportunity. During the Qatar 2022 World Cup you'll be able to ride not only Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Avram Grant around the place like humanoid horses, but every Chelsea boss during the Abramovich era! Thank you to our patron Matt Whitworth for making it happen! PLUS we're proud t...2021-05-1832 min
FootballlandS01 E29 | Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Knights | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another successful meeting at Footballland, and we're proud to present you with THREE new rides:Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix NightsFood lovers at Footballland have been thus far treated to two themed restaurants in Asscoffiation Noshball and Come Dine With Ben Mee. However, many listeners have written in to complain that a couple of eateries isn't enough for a giant theme park, and why isn't there a Medieval...2021-05-1134 min
FootballlandS01 E28 | Harry Maguire's Mykonos Madness | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides PLUS the finishing touches to our mascot, Captain Footballland. Frank Rijkaard's Flob Shy Remember when Dutch superstar Frank Rijkaard spat in Perm-aned German Rudi Voller's hair during Italia 90? Have you always thought, gosh I'd love to have a go at gobbing into someone's hair myself? You've come to the right place! Harry Mag...2021-05-0432 min
FootballlandS01 E27 | Playground Tactics | FootballlandSummarySupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ, and we're pleased to announce TWO new rides, plus an update on the name of another ride. Playground TacticsRemember at school in the playground, aged seven, when at lunchbreaks your whole year group chased a ball around with no positional awareness, no skill, and no clear idea of what it was you were actually doing? Mark has designed a...2021-04-2729 min
FootballlandS01 E26 | Rory Delap's Dilapidated Lap Dance | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWelcome one and all, to another episode of Footballland! And not just any episode, but the 6 month anniversary! We're building the world's first football theme park, and we couldn't have done it without your help. We welcome our newest patron, Rob Lindsay, who sponsors our third Footballland Car Park. Rob gets a shout out next week, but we thought we'd say hi now anyway. So this week in Footballland:It...2021-04-2034 min
FootballlandS01 E25 | Diego Maradona's "Hands Like God" Nail Bar | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandGood morrow, Footballlanders! It's another episode from the world's first football theme park! And what an episode it is! This week we're treated to Peter Shilton's love/hate/erotic relationship with Diego Maradona, a helter skelter in the form of a manager's nose, and something really weird featuring Sean Dyche. This week's rides IN FULL: The Hands Like God Nail Bar Guests at Footballland can sate all their mani...2021-04-1335 min
FootballlandS01 E24 | MLS: A Soccer Celebration | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another productive meeting at Footballland HQ. This week we have a special guest inside the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle. Pablo Iglesias Maurer is a staff writer for The Athletic and an expert on all the nonsense in Major League Soccer from the past 20 years. A while back he designed his own MLS theme park, and we're delighted to say that we'll be absorbing his park into our ConCaCaCaCaCaCaf zone here at F...2021-04-0631 min
FootballlandS01 E23 | Steven Gerrard's Slip 'N' Slide | FootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFinally, the world's first water slide based on Steven Gerrard's cataclysmic fall in 2014 has been designed! The Steven Gerrard Slip 'N' Slide allows Footballland guests the ultimate slippy experience. You'll hear Gerrard's famous 'This does not f***ing slip' team talk, before getting the chance to do just that! Always wanted to frantically chase after Demba Ba before falling flat on your arse an...2021-03-3031 min
FootballlandS01 E22 | Dion Dublin's Home's Under The Hammer | FootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandYou are in for a ruddy treat this week, as we have THREE rides to share, two of which left us as hysterical as the infamous Jurgen's Klipp Klopp Trotts. This week:- Mark shares us his celebration of the modern day fullback in BOMBING ON. - Patron Phil Lee suggests strapping fireworks to children. 2021-03-2337 min
FootballlandS01 E21 | Around The World In 80 Schteves | FootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland. Support our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWe're building the world's first football theme park and we're proud to announce THREE spectacular new rides and exhibits:- Around The World In 80 Schteves. Guests travel a miniature globe by hot air balloon, visiting 80 different Steve McClarens in stereotypical national dress. If you can decipher every single Steve McClaren by his greeting and costume, you win a Rosetta Stone Audio CD n...2021-03-1628 min
FootballlandS01 E20 | The Public Consultation Special | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWhat a superb episode we have for you this week - it's the Footballland Public Consultation Best Of The Patrons Special!By this point we've had so many ride ideas, songs, jingles and general suggestions from our patrons that we've been able to dedicate a whole episode to them. So let's relive them in all their glory: The Lee Cattermole Petting Zoo, The Cristiano Ronaldo Hall Of Mirrors, A Cup of Caribou, Gary...2021-03-0932 min
FootballlandS01 E19 | The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over the perimeter f...2021-03-0234 min
FootballlandS01 E18 | The Arsenal Way | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandListeners to Footballland have rightly asked us - "Why isn't there a ride at your theme park that celebrates the ridiculousness of Arsenal Football Club?" It's a question we've been pondering ourselves, so we duly invited Arsenal Twitter scholar Laura Kirk to come up with a solution. Laura sealed herself in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle for a full 35 minutes before emerging (like a weird butterfly) with The Arsenal Way, a gauntlet run f...2021-02-2328 min
FootballlandS01 E17 | Roman Abramovich's Runaway Mine Train | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIt's been another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. After a record TWO whole weeks spent in the Wayne Lineker Fibreglass Testicle Green Room, Larry & Paul emerge to pitch their second ride for Footballland - It Doesn't Actually Really Matter That Much: The Ride. This meeting was a tense one - Mark and Anthony, and Larry and Paul clearly hate each other. But they had this meeting in the interests of Footballland, and...2021-02-1640 min
FootballlandS01 E16 | The Important Planning The Park Episode | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"I think many guests would love to hear Neymar reading A Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawking."It's been yet another hugely successful meeting at Footballland HQ. We now have over 30 (THIRTY) rides, experiences and attractions, and it's now time to start thinking of the all-important part: where they actually go in the park itself. In this meeting the boys plan the park's zones, or 'a...2021-02-0925 min
FootballlandS01 E15 | The Elland Roadacoaster | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Willian gave me a hug once, and it was lovely."It was another very successful meeting in the world of Footballland. We are proud to announce FIVE new rides:- Special guests, comedy double act Larry & Paul, pitched the Elland Roadacoaster, in which guests can experience exactly what it's like to be a Leeds United fan. Quite a violent ride, even by Footballland standards, this coaster claims to be the...2021-02-0238 min
FootballlandS01 E14 | Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Not sure we need the pit crew anymore."The bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, and Roy Keane is on his way to Footballland, taking charge of his very own theme park attraction, Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems! Jim Daly, comedian and host of FYP Podcast came up with the idea, and it's now our job to convince Keano to come out to Qatar and...2021-01-2639 min
FootballlandS01 E13 | The England National House of Horrors | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"I'm two years old. I don't think it's very nice to see your own fans booing you. I don't think it's very nice at all." We are delighted to unveil Meeting 13 of Footballland, featuring comedian and presenter Tom Deacon's addition to the park - The England National House of Horrors.In this terrifying experience, guests will walk through a series of shameful rooms, depicting The Three Lions' mostly dismal displays...2021-01-1939 min
FootballlandS01 E12 | Wayne Lineker & The Giant Testicle | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"It's a sad end to an otherwise successful meeting."It's been another huge week at Footballland Towers, as we continue to build the world's first football theme park, using the 1 billion dollars we were accidentally given by the state of Qatar. This week our special guest is none other than WAYNE LINEKER, brother of former England international Gary Lineker, and owner of Lineker's Bar in Ibiza (the future of which i...2021-01-1231 min
FootballlandS01 E11 | The Watford Whack A Mole | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Would Princess Diana poo?"It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite football writer Nick Miller to pitch his ride.- Intern Ryan has been out and about collecting sounds of John Carver eating for the ASMR experience at Paul Dummett's Meat And Potato Funfair.- Mark unveils a new Footballland experience: "Be The Ref," which allows one lucky punter to...2021-01-0535 min
FootballlandS01 E10 | Crash Bang Benjamin Massing | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballland"Would we be able to hear Sir Geoff Hurst making love?"It's another busy and productive meeting at Footballland towers, as this week we invite Guardian football writer Sachin Nakrani to pitch his ride.- Ryan has feedback from Geri Halliwell on the 'Spice Boys Medley' at the Steve Kabbaret- Mark unveils his newest ride, Be The Ball, where guests sit inside a giant football which recreates...2020-12-2933 min
FootballlandS01 E08 | Wag's Corner | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandSign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandWe have another episode of Footballland for you, which features THREE new attractions at Footballland:- Enhancers Sports Bar. This bar is stocked with performance enhancing drugs, enabling guests to relax, socialise and beat their 100 metre sprint time on the purpose built barside running track. - National Anthem Autotune. Footballers rarely sing their national anthems in tune, so Mark has come up with the perfect solution. - Wa...2020-12-1527 min
FootballlandS01 E07 | Hasta La Vista Cantona! | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandExclusive Car Park Naming Rights https://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandIn another successful and productive meeting, we welcome two more rides to the world's first football themed theme park! This week Mark Davison brings us his vision of The Squeaky Bumtime Arena, Footballland's stadium, which is shaped like a bottom. Also we welcome comedians The Delightful Sausage, who bring to the park their Westworld-style experiential ride, Hasta La Vista Cantona. And finally, may we introduce our newest employee at Footballland, Ryan B...2020-12-0825 min
FootballlandS01 E05 | Eggsy's School Sports Simulator | FootballlandSupport our Show! https://supporter.acast.com/footballlandhttps://www.patreon.com/TheFootballlandFOOTBALLLAND Ep 5 - Feat Eggsy From Goldie Lookin' Chain Eggsy popped into Footballand HQ this week to pitch his Westworld-style ride idea - The School Sports Football Simulator. Relive your schooldays on Footballland's state-of-the-art muddy football pitch, complete with overbearing PE teacher and gigantic 'bigger boys,' all while the weather simulator chucks down sleeting rain and freezes your nuts off. Paying to have a terrible time? It's the British way! Plus Anthony and Mark...2020-11-2434 min