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Don't Know Shit About ShitPyramid Schemes (But the Fun Kind)Anya and Alek are taking a deep dive into humanity’s most famous triangles—the pyramids! Were they built by aliens? Was Atlantis here? A secret society of sentient sand dunes? Who knows?! But stay tuned for the plethora of sacrifices. Join these two as they unravel the mysteries, marvel at the engineering, and debate whether they'd survive hauling a 2.5-ton stone block up a ramp in the blazing sun. From questionable alien theories to engineering genius that makes your IKEA furniture assembly look like child's play.So grab your metaphorical camel and let's trek into...
2025-05-061h 21Don't Know Shit About ShitUntangling Time: Is It Ticking or Tricking?Welcome to Timeless Tangents, where Alek and Anya tackle the mysteries of the universe—this time, the enigma of time itself! In this episode, Anya dismisses time as an illusion, blaming clocks for humanity's collective stress, while Alek defends time's relevance, arguing that without it, her beloved coffee breaks and TV schedules would crumble into chaos. So, buckle up for this whirlwind discussion full of laughs, philosophical musings, and a healthy dose of friendly banter. You won’t want to miss it!
2025-04-141h 19Don't Know Shit About ShitMay the Revolution Be WIth YouThis week on Don't Know Shit About Shit, the dynamic duo dives into the concept of revolutions—historical, personal, and maybe even hypothetical. Through witty banter and questionable analogies, they tackle the ups, downs, and spins of change, leaving listeners entertained, if not entirely enlightened. Tune in for a whirlwind of laughs and insights! 🎙️✨
2025-04-021h 12Don't Know Shit About ShitScandalous MenAnya and Alek are back this week to chat about their very exciting lives—because, you know, they have lives. In this week's episode, these siblings will also dive into the scandalous men who apparently run the world—or at least, think they do. What makes a juicy scandal better than a mix of money, sports, and women? Honestly, just add a mystery doughnut and you've got the perfect drama.
2025-03-191h 14Don't Know Shit About ShitCrash and BurnOh joy, just what we needed! Alek and Anya are gracing us with their presence again in a brand new episode. This week, they're kindly choosing to explore the utterly uplifting and cheerful topics of plane disappearances and crashes. How delightful!
2025-02-161h 36Don't Know Shit About ShitDrama is LivelyWho even cares about Hollywood drama when real life is just filled with dull moments? Anya and Alek are here to chat about the totally thrilling world of sports drama, like that's ever exciting. Cults? Yawn. And lawsuits? Wow, groundbreaking stuff! Honestly, can we even keep up with the sheer boredom? So grab your comfy chair and prepare for an absolute he said she said even and get ready for the tea to spill.
2025-02-071h 37Don't Know Shit About ShitA Thief in the NightOh, what a thrilling week for Anya and Alek as they tackle some heists! I mean, who needs the adrenaline of Fast and Furious when you can slowly and safely enjoy the absolutely thrilling world of crime? Will the robbers ever be caught? Oh, probably not; they’re just too good at hiding. Let’s take a little jaunt to Brazil and another super exciting place nearby to snooze through some of the biggest heists in history!
2025-01-311h 58Don't Know Shit About ShitTrump CardOn today's groundbreaking episode of Don't Know Shit About Shit, Alek and Anya are just thrilled to chat about the obscure figure of the century, Donald Trump. They barely scratch the surface of his presidency and the wild, unimaginable predictions for the future, but really, who cares about anything actually happening?
2025-01-171h 56Don't Know Shit About ShitFly Me to the MoonOn their latest podcast episode, Anya and Alek dive into the absurd world of moon conspiracy theories. In this totally serious episode, Anya and Alek uncover the shocking truth behind the moon conspiracy theories you never knew you needed to hear. From the "obvious" fake moon landing, complete with a flag that defies physics, and movie drama, they leave no stone—or crater—unturned. Tune in for a wild ride through the totally believable world of moon conspiracies, where logic takes a backseat, and sarcasm is the real star.
2025-01-031h 17Don't Know Shit About ShitMerry Belated ChristmasOh joy, today we’re totally not going to talk about Christmas and its incredibly dull facts. This episode is guaranteed to be a calm, orderly affair—definitely more boring than the last. Enjoy the mundane!
2024-12-271h 26Don't Know Shit About ShitMerry Belated ChristmasOh joy, today we’re totally not going to explore Christmas and its countless boring facts. This episode is surely going to be the epitome of calm and order compared to the last one. Enjoy the monotony!
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Don't Know Shit About ShitIntroducing us... againOh, look who decided to tune in to "Don't Know Shit About Shit." If you've been living under a rock, let me enlighten you. Alek and Anya, two super keen siblings who clearly have nothing better to do, are here to discuss absolutely nothing of importance. They had a little cash to throw around and ended up with podcast equipment, because why not? This episode serves as a riveting re-re-introduction to their oh-so-fascinating lives and their mysterious future that’s totally not just as aimless as it sounds. But hey, who really cares?
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