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Rhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices10 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1013 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices09 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1026 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices08 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1022 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices07 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1023 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices06 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1024 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices05 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1024 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices04 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1018 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices03 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1026 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices02 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1020 minRhetoric to Alexander & On Virtices and Vices01 - Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtices and Vices by AristotleDive into the philosophical world of Aristotle with Rhetoric to Alexander and On Virtues and Vices. While some attribute Rhetoric to Alexander to Aristotle, others think it was the work of Anaximenes of Lampsacus. This captivating work, translated by Edward Seymour Forster, explores the art of persuasion. On Virtues and Vices, also attributed to Aristotle, is the briefest of his four ethical treatises. Unravel Aristotles thoughts on morality in this translation by J. Solomon. Both summaries are adapted from Wikipedia by Geoffrey Edwards.
2025-06-1016 min
From Dayton To DetroitAristotle is Back, The Ohio Election Rebellion, The Quintessential Kentucky Boy and More - Dayton To Detroit Podcast, Episode 32In this week's episode Doc Detroit and DayDay Dayton welcome Aristotle back to talk about the recent Ohio election that told the Ohio GOP to back off of the freedom curtailing, The Quintessential Kentucky Boy, Steak and Potatoes for the Decision Makers and Processed Horseshit For Everyone Else, and More - Dayton To Detroit Podcast, Episode 32.
2023-11-1336 min
Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Caitlin DuranteComedian and podcast host Caitlin Durante joins Aristotle and his friend Kiki to discuss their career beginnings inside a McDonalds basement, rural Pennsylvania, Wikipedia, and other things.
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2023-07-141h 01
The Power of PatienceHello Aristotle Pacific CapitalIn Episode 5 of "The Power of Patience", we speak with Dominic Nolan, CFA, CEO of Aristotle Pacific. Dominic discusses the recent addition of the liquid credit specialist to the Aristotle family and what he believes makes Aristotle Pacific unique. He also discusses the Federal Reserve’s battle against inflation, the current state of fixed income markets in 2023 and where he sees potential opportunities for patient investors.For additional disclosures please refer to www.aristotlecap.com.
2023-05-1517 min
The Power of PatienceWhy Quality Matters in an Inflationary EnvironmentIn Episode 1 of "The Power of Patience", we speak with Aylon Ben-Shlomo, CFA, Managing Director at Aristotle Capital. Aylon explains how Aristotle Capital believes a diversified global portfolio of high-quality businesses can provide protection in an inflationary environment.While the term “quality” is common in the investment management industry, there is no agreed upon universal definition. Aylon explains how Aristotle Capital defines quality and how the investment team identifies high-quality companies that can remain high-quality regardless of the macroeconomic or political environment.For additional disclosures please refer to www.aristotlecap.com.
2023-01-1915 min
The Power of PatienceWho is Aristotle?In the inaugural episode of Aristotle Capital’s "The Power of Patience", we speak with Catalina Llinás, CFA, Co-Chief Investment Officer of Aristotle Capital and chair of Aristotle’s Investment Risk Committee, and Rob Womack, the Chief Innovation Officer at Aristotle Capital. Catalina and Rob discuss the history of Aristotle, provide a broad overview of the organization and introduce Aristotle’s upcoming podcast series.We learn more about the long history together of Aristotle’s founders and Aristotle’s growth into a family of four independent registered investment advisors, specializing in equity and fixed income portfolio management...
2023-01-1817 minAristotle AsparagusHow Strom Thurmond Nearly Pissed Himself So He Could Show Off His RacismWelcome to a new era of this podcast! Aristotle Asparagus is a thing of the past, now we enter "Multiple Blood Sucking Insects," a podcast about the crazy things that happen in the political atmosphere. We start this off with our host, me, Sam, and my friends Leo and Jack, as we talk about Strom Thurmond's 24 hour filibuster of the Civil Rights Act of 1957.
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2022-12-201h 37Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Abed Gheith Meets a Political Party FounderAbed Gheith, comedian, Podcaster, and inspiration for Abed from Community joins Aristotle to discuss the extent to which Abed Nadir was based on him, Chevy Chase, and other things. Then, George L. Rockwell (no relation) and Martin van Buren de Klerk (also no relation) join the show to discuss their new political party the American Not See Party, which follows the ideals of never opening one's eyes.
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2022-09-261h 07Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Greg Tuculescu Meets a Metaverse JanitorActor in many shows such as Drunk History and the Office Greg Tuculescu joins Aristotle to talk about his career, as well as his unique last name and Romanian heritage. Later, janitor for the Metaverse Dick Fickleberg joins Aristotle and Greg to talk about... being a janitor for the Metaverse. And nothing else.
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2022-07-311h 04Aristotle AsparagusAlien Abduction Survivor John Mitch Wears OverallsAristotle and his co-host Luke Ash discuss the fist bump between Biden and MBS, before getting a surprise visitor. Later, farmer John Mitch tells his story of surviving an alien abduction.
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2022-07-2556 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Tony Rodríguez meets 2 Russian PeopleComedian and voice actor Tony Rodríguez joins Aristotle to discuss Donald Trump, how he got his role on The Simpsons, and more. Later, 2 Russian men named Bel Roosky and Sergey Pajebrin show up to discuss how the leader of the Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin, will be at G20 this year with his friend, current president Donald Trump-- wait what?
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2022-06-301h 02Aristotle AsparagusDerrick Shakespeare ReturnsAristotle is joined by guest host Emm Buffalo to talk to Derrick Shakespeare, formerly the owner of an underground library who now runs an above ground library in the Metaverse. Plus, Derrick Shakespeare's ancestor William shows up later on to reveal that Marvel may have stolen his ideas.
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2022-06-2156 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Dhruv Uday Singh May or May Not Be Thor and/or Martin ScorseseComedian and star of Good Trouble Dhruv Uday Singh joins Aristotle to discuss his career, as well as other issues and how he is confused with a Bollywood actor also named Dhruv Singh. Later, fossil fuel executive William E. Bobb IX comes on with his intern Julie Rudiani to discuss his new line of fossil fuel flavored hard seltzers.
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2022-05-2759 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Michael Cassady Meets a FolkloristActor, comedian, and musician from the band Don't Stop or We'll Die Michael Cassady joins Aristotle to discuss things like Fantasia 2000, the origin of his band's name, classical music, and other stuff. Later, Ohea Etxea, a folklorist from the Metaverse dimension comes on to discuss his study of the mythology Mark Zuckerberg created when he went back in time to steal the universe earlier.
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2022-05-091h 10Aristotle AsparagusEaster SpecialAristotle talks to Benjamin Franklin about his Easter plans and Jack B. Lagomorfo, a cannibalistic Easter bunny
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2022-04-1945 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Karen Maruyama Meets a Walrus PersonGroundlings legend and voice actor Karen Maruyama joins Aristotle to discuss the work she's done at the Groundlings and on various TV shows. Then, Uerunom, a humanoid walrus indigenous to the universe Mark Zuckerberg is using as the Metaverse who speaks Proto-Indo-European comes on to be way too defending of Zuckerberg
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2022-04-051h 00Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Gary Anthony Williams Meets the Students of the MetaverseActor, comedian, and voice actor Gary Anthony Williams, known for voicing Uncle Ruckus on the Boondocks as well as other roles in things like Whose Line is it Anyway, Star Wars Clone Wars, Mad, Boston Legal, and many many others joins Aristotle to talk about his love for the Boondocks before it was made into a TV show, roles he didn't get, and more. Later, Jeff and Ted, 2 students at a high school taught exclusively in the Metaverse come on to discuss things like Putin trying to take over the school, the cafeteria food, George Washington Carver, and other things.
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2022-02-271h 01Aristotle AsparagusAristotle Asparagus Valentine's Day SpecialJohnny Bupid the Rock and Roll Cupid, played by Matthew McConaughey himself, joins Aristotle and Benjamin Franklin to discuss his plans for Rock and Roll Valentine's Day
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2022-02-1500 minAristotle AsparagusAstrid Zeneca ReturnsAristotle, L. Ron Travolta, and Set Kamehameha all return to the Metaverse and meet old character Astrid Zeneca, who has been trapped there since May of 2021. She discusses the zoo she lives in, and not much else, as there's not much in the metaverse
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2022-02-1157 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Jordan Black Meets 2 "Film Directors"Actor Jordan Black comes on the show to discuss his work on things like SNL, Community, and the New Wonder Years reboot. Later, Berg Steenen and Steen Bergen, 2 film directors who just woke up from a 5 year coma join Jordan and Aristotle to discuss a film they are directing about the Trump administration, albeit a completely inaccurate film that is probably a Ponzi scheme.
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2022-01-261h 04Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Dave Ferguson Enters the MetaverseActor, writer, and comedian Dave Ferguson, known for his work in the Birthday Boys as well as on Superstore and the Comedy Bang Bang TV show comes on to talk about his career as well as other things like the city of Ithaca New York, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and his family. Later, Metaverse captive Joe Fild calls in from a farm in the Metaverse to discuss how he was captured by Mark Zuckerberg and forced to live in the Metaverse, and later helps Aristotle and Dave enter the Metaverse.
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2022-01-051h 01Aristotle AsparagusThe Second Aristotle Asparagus Christmas SpecialIn a Christmas episode, we interview series regular Benjamin Franklin, as well as composer Pyotr Illyich Tchaikovsky, who has returned from the afterlife to discuss his new sequel to the Nutcracker, a ballet called The Nutcracker 2: Return of the Terminator, which he is selling as an NFT
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2021-12-3058 minAristotle AsparagusWally Feresten the Cue Card Guy Meets A Wild ThingWally Feresten, SNL cue card holder for 30 years and current cameo maker on Late Night Seth Meyers joins Aristotle to discuss his work as a cue card holder, how improvisation is treated on set, Will Forte masterpieces and the crime of Will still not being given a hosting gig yet, among other things. Later, Maurice Sendak characters Ira from Where the Wild Things Are and Mickey from In the Night Kitchen return to Aristotle's show to discuss covid vaccines, booster shots, and the literary omicron variant that infected Ira's fellow Wild thing Carol (who is a male Wild thing)
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2021-12-0559 minAristotle Asparagus2nd Thanksgiving and 1 Year Podcast Anniversary SpecialFor a special Thanksgiving and 1 year anniversary episode of Aristotle Asparagus, we talk to original guest Benjamin Franklin, coming on to talk about the new documentary he's filming about the first Thanksgiving he's working on through time travel. Later, in replacement for Set Kamehameha who is on a business trip, Set's cousin, Assweed sales coordinator Ptolemy Builder comes on to discuss Assweed's new and improved Thanksgiving dinner. Thank you to everyone who has done my podcast in the past that has helped make it possible for the Aristotle Asparagus podcast to be around for longer than the time it takes...
2021-11-3057 minAristotle AsparagusMuppet Guglielmo Wears Muppet FurRejected Sesame Street Muppet Guglielmo comes on to discuss his recent vaccination against covid and Ted Cruz's reaction. Later, anti-Vax podcast host Harry Ovine joins Aristotle to talk about the borax baths he's been taking to be safe from the vaccine he had to take to keep his job. Plus a new segment!
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2021-11-1557 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Matt Price of Regular Show Meets a Supposed WitchRegular Show and Close Enough writer Matt Price joins Aristotle to talk about the origins of Regular Show as well as how it could have been an adult cartoon and about how much of a simp Mordecai is. Later, Salem Witch Trials victim Giles Corey returns from the dead to discuss his trauma from being crushed by stones, his work for and against AdCorp, and he also learns that people no longer accuse others of witchcraft in a negative way.
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2021-10-291h 05Aristotle AsparagusMickey from AdCorp Wears Absolutely NothingAdCorp workers Ira and Mickey, from the respective Maurice Sendak books Where the Wild Things Are and In the Night Kitchen join Aristotle to discuss their plans to launch a coup against Crazy Frog's leadership at AdCorp
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2021-10-2759 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Kevin Costello and Crazy Frog ReturnsKevin Costello, the screenwriter for one of Aristotle's favorite movies, Brigsby Bear, joins Aristotle to discuss the production of the movie, upcoming projects, and more. Later (sigh) Crazy Frog makes his grand return to discuss his new plan for taking over America once again, as well as his work on the new Chris Pratt Mario movie.
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2021-10-0159 minAristotle AsparagusHorse Farmer Equo Chevalier Is a Bad Man Who you Should Stay Away FromAfter Aristotle talks to his lawyer L. Ron Travolta, a horse farmer and equinophile named Equo Chevalier shows up to discuss his Covid 19 Mystery Drug which definitely is not ivermectin
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2021-09-261h 01Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Anthony Atamanuik Meets a Low Quality Voiced VigilanteComedian Anthony Atamanuik, known for things like 30 Rock, What We Do in the Shadows, and his Trump impersonation joins Aristotle to discuss his career among other things. Later on, vigilante Sir Dickolas Christopher comes on to talk about his vigilante goal of recalling every governor while chasing after his enemy.
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2021-09-2154 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Nick Rutherford Meets the GlobglogabgalabActor and comedian Nick Rutherford (Good Neighbor, Saturday Night Live, Rick and Morty, Dreamcorp LLC) joins Aristotle to discuss his origins in the Good Neighbor sketch troupe, what it's like working at SNL, tells us a funny story about one of his Rick and Morty episodes. Later, rapper and yeast of thoughts and mind The Globglogabgalab comes on to discuss his new collab album with Kanye West, "The New Album."
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2021-09-081h 04Aristotle AsparagusMerrick Shakespeare Wears Plumber ClothesTV plumber and brother of Errick and Derrick Merrick Shakespeare joins Aristotle and Marian Glink to discuss laying pipe and... and nothing else.
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2021-09-051h 00Aristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Will McLaughlinTV actor Will McLaughlin (Superstore, Parks and Recreation, others) joins Aristotle to discuss his work at UCB, as well as on multiple shows, and how he is often typecast as police officers named Randy Killnose. Later, local janitor The President (short for Therius John President Jr.) comes on to talk about his role at a secret janitor's union.
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2021-08-2159 minAristotle AsparagusOlympic Swimmer Delta Variant Wears a Male Swimsuit and Mr. Spritecan Wears a New FacadeOur old friend Mr. Spritecan returns to the show to reveal a dark secret about his origins and how we can help. In addition, Olympic swimmer Delta Variant (no relation) comes on to discuss his work swimming in Aristotle's bathtub as a shrunken down person, the designated area for Olympic swimming selected by Crazy Frog. Later, we may or may not escape back to an old location to evade AdCorp after something goes wrong.
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2021-08-051h 03Aristotle AsparagusL. Ron Travolta Wears a 3 Piece Suit (read description)Notice: I mentioned Rodney Alcala in this episode, the serial killer who was on the Dating Game. He had actually died about 2 hours before I recorded this episode, however I did not know. The mention of him was a total coincidence. . Old enemy L. Ron Travolta returns to Aristotle Asparagus to discuss his firing from AdCorp and his plans to join our side and be our lawyer against AdCorp. AdCorp intern Marian Glink and United States of AdCorp Supreme Court Chief Justice Errick Shakespeare are also here.
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2021-07-2657 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Charlie McCrackin May or May Not Be Crazy FrogCharlie McCrackin, writer for Peacock's AP Bio and actor for character Coach Dick Novak, as well as frequent Magic Tavern guest joins Aristotle to discuss his career, the origins of AP Bio, and what's next. Later basketball player LeBron James comes on to discuss Space Jam, super speed powers, and his new position on the United States Supreme Court, thought he may not be what he seems. Accompanying Justice James is former British monarch William the Conqueror, serving as LeBron's vice justice, though he may not be what he seems either.
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2021-07-2259 minAristotle AsparagusDerrick Shakespeare's Brother Errick Shakespeare Wears a Judicial GownErrick Shakespeare, the brother of underground librarian Derrick Shakespeare and the newly elected Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court under AdCorpian rule joins Aristotle and AdCorp intern Marian Glink to discuss what he plans to do when presiding over AdCorp v. Asparagus, Glink, Franklin and Spritecan, as well as the help he needs finding 8 replacement justices for AdCorp's new supreme court. However, things go awry when political pundit and supreme adbot Ben Shapiro shows up to threaten death if not chosen as a new justice.
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2021-07-1056 min
The Fan Into Flame PodcastEP2: Jesus as Faithful and True, Pentecost, Babel and #LetUsWorshipDo you know Jesus as the One who is Faithful and True?
How are Pentecost and the Tower of Babel related? And what do they have to do with NOLA?
Who is Sean Feucht and the Let Us Worship Movement?
My name is Ace. I love New Orleans! The Lord gave me a new life and brought me here with a dream to see it touched by the power of God. From Bourbon to City Council to every soul in NOLA, everything that can be shaken, will be shaken. In Jesus’ Name! Join me weekly as we learn about Jesus in Hi...
2021-07-0517 min
The Fan Into Flame PodcastEP1: The Present Day Ministry of Jesus, the Revival of Ninevah and Feed the Multitudes 2021Do you know what Jesus is doing at this very moment?
Could what happened in the ministry of Jonah happen in New Orleans?
Are you going to Feed The Multitudes 2021?
Find out what this all has to do with the Revival of New Orleans!
Join me weekly as we learn about Jesus in His Word, Revival History and then proclaim the Kingdom of God over our city.
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2021-07-0114 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Seth Morris meets Crazy FrogSpecial guest star Seth Morris (Big Mouth, Comedy Bang Bang) joins Aristotle to discuss his career and the origins of some of his famous CBB characters. Later, Google employee and impresario Tomasso Bergeroni shows up with Crazy Frog, now using a voice modulator that makes him sound like L. Ron Travolta, to discuss Tomasso's new musical based on his own creation, the YouTube channel Webdriver Torso.
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2021-06-2257 minAristotle AsparagusJane Doe's Real Identity Wears a Hawaiian Dress and an Egyptian StaffSupport group leader Dotte Lefebvre (la-feb-vur) of Anonymous Anonymous, a support group for Anonymous people, is joined by returning guest, the anonymous Jane Doe, and comes to discuss how she started it, until we fix Jane's problem much more easily, revealing her real identity, listen to find out! In additional, Aristotle switches brains with Set Kamehameha, and Benjamin Franklin debates Ben Shapiro!
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2021-06-1154 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Nick Mandernach Meets Evil Lifeguard Ben RomeWriter for Duncanville and Young Sheldon Nick Mandernach joins Aristotle to discuss his start as a writer, the work environment for his show, and more. Later, supervillain Crazy Frog shows up accompanied by adbot and lifeguard Ben Rome, who discusses working at a lifeguard at a pool in the middle of nowhere and possibly almost letting a person with a confusing age drown.
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2021-05-3054 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Donick Cary meets Crazy FrogWriter for shows like The Simpsons, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, AP Bio, and Silicon Valley Donick Cary joins Aristotle along with co-hosts L. Ron Travolta and Wink Giamatti to discuss his work on the various shows he did, as well as other stuff like cicadas, the Washington Football Team, and Mochi. Later, supervillain Crazy Frog returns to discuss AdCorp's new product in the line of Crazy Animals, the Crazy Cicada which steals your data, rhyme not intended.
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2021-05-2359 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Adal Rifai Gets Trapped in a Video GameSpecial guest star Adal Rifai of the podcast "Welcome to the Magic Tavern" joins Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, and Derrick Shakespeare to discuss his origins in podcasting before falling into a portal to a video game
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2021-05-1452 minAristotle AsparagusCrazy Frog Wears a Vintage Aviator Helmet and Brown GogglesCommercial star turned musician turned supervillain Crazy Frog invades Aristotle and Set Kamehameha's conversation about Set's growing success selling ass weed to trap the 2 in the AdCorp Building
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2021-05-1453 minAristotle AsparagusChuck Jones and Mel Blanc Wear Green HelmetsRejected Looney Tunes character Capybara P. Johnson comes on to discuss how he got rejected from being a major character, what he's been doing in the 8.5 decades since his rejection, and the possibility of a cameo in the new Space Jam movie. Then, Looney Tunes creator Chuck Jones and Looney Tunes voice actor Mel Blanc arrive straight out of the underworld to discuss their plans for a new Underworld exclusive Looney Tunes Cinematic Universe and the film about Marvin the Martian, played by the living but functionally dead Prince Philip, fighting Perseverance, played by Andre the Giant, to start it...
2021-05-0944 min
Aristotle AsparagusErrol Musk Wears a Suit Made of Emeralds (please read description)Notice: It should be noted that at around the 25-30 minutes in period, a person who called himself "Bobby" (or Bobby Shmurda) came in and I have no idea who the hell it was and neither do the others. It is likely that one of my friends invited him and is good at covering it up, but there's a chance it could be a hacker. In a part not included in this episode, another strange person joined, with a different voice, and despite being called "Sara," it was a male voice. If anybody listening recognizes the voice, let me know...
2021-05-0651 minAristotle AsparagusErrol Musk Wears a Suit Made of Emeralds (please read description)Notice: It should be noted that at around the 25-30 minutes in period, a person who called himself "Bobby" (or Bobby Shmurda) came in and I have no idea who the hell it was and neither do the others. It is likely that one of my friends invited him and is good at covering it up, but there's a chance it could be a hacker. In a part not included in this episode, another strange person joined, with a different voice, and despite being called "Sara," it was a male voice. If anybody listening recognizes the voice, let me know...
2021-05-0650 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Eric Kaplan records a half-episodeFuturama and The Big Bang Theory writer Eric Kaplan joins Aristotle for a half-length episode to discuss his experiences on Futurama and how Andy Richter voiced a lemur.
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2021-04-3030 minAristotle AsparagusBernie Madoff Wears a Red Satan SuitAristotle, Set and Benjamin Franklin are taken to Hell by L. Ron Travolta where they discuss everything hell-related. Later, the newly elected Satan, Bernie Madoff shows up to discuss what it's like being Satan, as well as his role on a sitcom starring fellow evil residents of Hell, Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, and Milton Friedman.
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2021-04-2747 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Allen Strickland Williams Learns about Weed School and Fraudulent PrincipalsStand up comedian Allen Strickland Williams joins Aristotle to talk about his career in stand up and how he got to his position. Later, the principal of Richard Marin School of Weed Farming shows up to talk about the many criminal actions he plans against his students when his school opens up.
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2021-04-1850 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Jon DalySpecial guest star Jon Daly of Kroll Show fame comes on to discuss his career in comedy while he also talks to us about our lives.
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2021-04-1547 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Jacquis Neal meets Derrick ShakespearePodcast host and comedian Jacquis Neal joins Aristotle and seldom speaking character Benjamin Franklin to discuss his podcasting work and what it's like at Earwolf. Plus, underground librarian and descendant of William Shakespeare Derrick Shakespeare makes his third appearance to discuss the cult L. Ron Travolta started who appear at his library in South Bend, Indiana and how Mayor Pete Buttigieg, a secret alien is involved, as well as his debt to the IRS. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Roman Tewslick as Derrick Shakespeare, and Jacquis Neal as himself. ---
2021-04-0658 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Jacquis Neal meets Derrick ShakespearePodcast host and comedian Jacquis Neal joins Aristotle and seldom speaking character Benjamin Franklin to discuss his podcasting work and what it's like at Earwolf. Plus, underground librarian and descendant of William Shakespeare Derrick Shakespeare makes his third appearance to discuss the cult L. Ron Travolta started who appear at his library in South Bend, Indiana and how Mayor Pete Buttigieg, a secret alien is involved, as well as his debt to the IRS. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Roman Tewslick as Derrick Shakespeare, and Jacquis Neal as himself.
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2021-04-0657 minAristotle AsparagusSpring Holiday Special + Escape from the DreamscapeIn the final episode of season 2, where the Dreamscape is finally vacated after L. Ron Travolta departs the episode midway, Mr. Spritecan returns accompanied by his own mother Rusty Spritecan and learns a dark secret. Later, Aristotle and L. Ron Travolta leave and we are introduced to 2 holiday mascots, the Eadter Bunny who discusses the covid vaccines involved in this year's egg hunt and how the Bible stole Easter from him, while Mr. Spritecan's Jewish mononymous cousin Randall joins as well to discuss what it's like as newly elected mascot of Passover. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus...
2021-04-0646 minAristotle AsparagusRusty Spritecan Wears a Fake Sprite Can CostumeIn the final episode of season 2, where the Dreamscape is finally vacated after L. Ron Travolta departs the episode midway, Mr. Spritecan returns accompanied by his own mother Rusty Spritecan and learns a dark secret. Later, Aristotle and L. Ron Travolta leave and we are introduced to 2 holiday mascots, the Eadter Bunny who discusses the covid vaccines involved in this year's egg hunt and how the Bible stole Easter from him, while Mr. Spritecan's Jewish mononymous cousin Randall joins as well to discuss what it's like as newly elected mascot of Passover. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus...
2021-04-0645 minAristotle AsparagusSt. Patrick's Day Mini-Special (shortened due to recording issues)In a heavily edited hour-turned half hour, Aristotle switches to a new microphone to talk with St. Patrick himself about how he came back from the dead, his relationships with other saints and prophets, and his new discovery of the holiday celebrated in his honor. After that, first British king William I, aka William the Conqueror, comes on at first to discuss his idea for a royal family and how it differs from the current one before it is discovered that he actually wrote "Puff the Magic Dragon" as a poem that was stolen. In addition, Aristotle's Irish counterpart, a...
2021-03-1834 minAristotle AsparagusSaint Patrick Wears a Green Robe and a Yellow Papal HelmetIn a heavily edited hour-turned half hour, Aristotle switches to a new microphone to talk with St. Patrick himself about how he came back from the dead, his relationships with other saints and prophets, and his new discovery of the holiday celebrated in his honor. After that, first British king William I, aka William the Conqueror, comes on at first to discuss his idea for a royal family and how it differs from the current one before it is discovered that he actually wrote "Puff the Magic Dragon" as a poem that was stolen. In addition, Aristotle's Irish counterpart, a...
2021-03-1834 minAristotle AsparagusJ*ff B*zos Wears a Blue Shirt and Navy VestLibrary owner and descendant of William Shakespeare Derrick Shakespeare returns to discuss his business more in detail, and Aristotle's neighbor Set Kamehameha returns as well. Later, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos comes on to kidnap Aristotle and talk to Derrick about his efforts to surpass him.
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2021-03-1850 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Steve BergSpecial guest star Steve Berg, best known for his Drunk History narrations, comes on the show to discuss his experiences at DH and the other work he does. Plus, intergalactic agents John Jay Smith and Sam Etic come on to discuss their top secret activities as Intergalactic agents, including the times they pretended to be Michael Jackson and Dustin Hoffman to appear on The Simpsons. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon van Buren as John Jay Smith, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Sam Etic, and Steve Berg as himself
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2021-03-1255 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Brian HuskeySpecial Guest Star Brian Huskey of Bob's Burgers, Children's Hospital, and more fame comes on the show to talk about his career in the comedy world. Plus, library owner and descendant of William Shakespeare (né Johnson) Derrick Shakespeare comes on to discuss his work owning an underground library and his plans to compete with Am*zon. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Roman Tewslick as Derrick Shakespeare, and Brian Huskey as himself
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2021-03-1055 minAristotle AsparagusPope Innocent IV Wears a Red Robe and Blue Leg GarmentsDreamscape Presidential candidate Pope Innocent IV comes on to discuss his true Satan-worshipping self. We also meet his opponent, Mister Softee's jingle composer Les Waas to discuss the business of writing infectious jingles, as well as Mr. Waas's running mate, notorious con artist Lord Gordon Gordon. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Les Waas, Bigley McGee as Pope Innocent IV, and Keith Rumsey as Lord Gordon Gordon.
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2021-03-0937 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Bobby Tisdale of Bob's BurgersSpecial Guest Star Bobby Tisdale comes on the show to discuss his work on Bob's Burgers and his role in the comedy scene. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Benedict Longstocking as Syndrome Johnny, and Bobby Tisdale as himself
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2021-02-2235 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star John Viener of Family Guy witnesses the return of Set KamehamehaSpecial guest star John Viener, known for voicing various characters on shows like Family Guy, Duncanville, American Dad, and on Phineas and Ferb as Norm comes on the podcast to see Set Kamehameha, a recently seldom seen character return, as well as a mob boss who may be the real version of an impostor we look up to. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Judd Buffett as Set Kamehameha, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Tony Fauci, Pike Clark as Mr. Spritecan, and John Viener as himself
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2021-02-181h 02Aristotle AsparagusThe Gorilla Glue Gorilla Wears His Own FurHarvard Stanford "Ford" Weinstein, a gorilla who is the mascot and secret inventor of Gorilla Glue, discusses the less than flattering origin of his famous product. Starring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, and Devlin Dante DiMartino as Ford Weinstein.
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2021-02-1443 minAristotle AsparagusJane Doe Wears Clothes That Will Remain AnonymousAnonymous person Jane Doe, real name actually Jane Doe, discusses nothing as she is anonymous. We also mean a humanoid sprite can named Mr. Sprite Can. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Pike Clark as Mr. Spite Can, and Carlson Old as Jane Doe
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2021-02-0849 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Chip Pope and new Amazon CEO John Harvey Kellogg Epstein (aka Kelly Epstein)Special guest star Chip Pope becomes the first person who has been on Comedy Bang Bang, the podcast this was inspired on, to be on Aristotle Asparagus. We also meet the new Amazon CEO who might be D.B. Cooper. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Kelly Epstein, and Chip Pope as himself
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2021-02-0754 minAristotle AsparagusSpecial Guest Star Andrés du Bouchet from Conan meets mediocre magician Jupiter SidecarSpecial guest star Andrés du Bouchet, who works for Conan and may be recognized as the voice of Mars Sazerac on Fox's Bob's Burgers joins Aristotle and Ben Franklin as well as magician Jupiter Sidecar in the Dreamscape to discuss his work. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, and Benedict Longstocking as Jupiter Sidecar
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2021-01-3143 minAristotle AsparagusBiden Administration Official Martin Uldspeiss Wears a Business Suit and an American Flag PinIn an inauguration day special, we meet QAnon founder Quinton Quaid and Martin Uldspeiss, the guy who shoves Monster Energy brand anal caffeine suppositories up Joe Biden's ass to keep him awake. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta/Horbath, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Quinton Quaid, and Henry Mikes as Martin Uldspeiss
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2021-01-2036 minAristotle AsparagusSteve Scully Wears a Business Suit and a Yellow Striped TieWe meet Jed Thompson (pronounced Thawmp-son), a professional C Span prank caller and disgraced C Span Anchor Steve Scully, who now has a Woman's voice. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta/Horbath, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Jed Thompson, and Robin Houses as Steve Scully
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2021-01-2044 minAristotle AsparagusHistory Shitshow AlabamaAlabama. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, and Smith Zebulon Van Buren as L. Ron Travolta
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