Shows
Kiss Our Grits"Don't Lock Now" or “Lock Suckers”The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.2025-05-1233 minKiss Our Grits"Mel's Big Five-O" or "Vera’s Birthday Suit”Mel is celebrating his fiftieth birthday and is expecting a surprise party. When it seems it is not going to happen, he is disappointed; but alice and the gang finally get him, and the party becomes a roast.2025-04-1532 minKiss Our Grits"The Cuban Connection" or "In-Fidel-ity"Desi Arnaz guests as a famous philandering fashion photographer whose marriage is in trouble.2025-03-3134 minKiss Our Grits"Florence of Arabia" or “Middle Eastbound & Going Down”Flo gets swept off her feet and almost into a Middle Eastern potentate's harem.2025-03-0630 minKiss Our Grits"Love Me, Love My Horse" or “Horse Home Wrecker”Flo's rodeo-riding brother, Jimmy Joe, has his heart set on marrying Alice, all to the distress of his horse, Beatrice, who becomes emotionally upset at the wedding plans.2025-02-1334 minKiss Our Grits"The Pharmacist" or “Dog Day After Lunch”Alice and the gang at Mel's Diner are shocked when a young man voices his protest over food additives.2025-01-2732 minKiss Our Grits"Close Encounters of the Worst Kind" or “Reverse Cowgirl Psychology”Alice's course in psychology causes a lot of friction at the diner, but with a happy ending.2025-01-1129 minKiss Our Grits"Love is a Free Throw" or "MILF Madness”Alice must delicately rebuff the romantic advances of basketball star Stretch Parker -- a high school senior.2024-12-2329 minKiss Our Grits"The Eyes of Texas" or "Not in the Eyes"Flo causes chaos at the diner with her failing eyesight, and then causes almost as much of a stir when she gets -- and loses -- her contact lens.2024-12-0642 minKiss Our Grits"Oh, George Burns!" or "Flo Bangs God"Vera believes that God is visiting Mel's Diner when George Burns drops in. She has seen his movie, "Oh God!", three times and her faith is unshakable; until Flo intervenes as only Flo can.2024-11-2428 minKiss Our Grits"A Semi-Merry Christmas" or “Santa Claus is Cumming to Plow”Mel ruins everyone's holiday -- until he thinks of a unique scheme to provide Alice and the others a white Christmas. The only problem is, their gets stuck in a snowstorm.2024-11-0938 minKiss Our Grits"Love is Sweeping the Counter" or "Diner 69ers”Alice finds herself in the middle of a miracle as Flo and Mel find themselves romantically attracted to each other.2024-10-1832 minKiss Our Grits"That Old Back Magic" or "Going All In"At Alice's for a brunch, Mel injures his back and has to stay there for two weeks, so the girls bring his poker game to him -- with hilarious results.2024-09-2835 minKiss Our Grits"Sixty Minutes Man" or "Sleeps with the Peaches”Alice and the gang at the diner discover that one of their regular customers may be a notorious gangster and fugitive for the last 30 years -- who is now wanted by the FBI as a witness.2024-09-0433 minKiss Our Grits"Single Belles" or "Tinder Ronis”Alice, Flo, and Vera go to a new singles' bar in hopes of meeting Mr. Wonderful, who turns out to be a rat.2024-08-1843 minKiss Our Grits"Alice by Moonlight" or "Side Piece”Alice is moonlighting as a singer while Mel is irate at her tardiness caused by lack of sleep.2024-08-0336 minKiss Our Grits"86 the Waitress" or "Shafted and Undertipped”Labor relations become severely strained at Mel's Diner when he hires a man to work as a waiter -- at more money than he's paying Alice, Flo, and Vera -- so the girls quit and leave Mel high and dry.2024-07-1043 minKiss Our Grits**Title Redacted** or "Killers of the Flour Mel"Alice and the gang at Mel's Diner meet an old Native American who claims the diner has been built on his ancestral burial grounds and who has returned there to die. Vera dates a man who makes her forget Clint Eastwood.2024-06-1935 minKiss Our Grits"The Second Time 'Round" or "Dicks!!"Alice is flashed outside Mel's Diner and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants to get a divorce -- again.2024-05-2541 minKiss Our Grits"Mel's Happy Burger" or "Between the Buns”When Alice is given the opportunity to star in a television commercial for Mel's Diner, her gold opportunity quickly turns to brass.2024-05-1247 minKiss Our Grits"The Bundle" or “Unexpected Sack”Everyone tries to convince Alice that "finders keepers, losers weepers" is their motto when Flo finds $40,000 under a chair in the diner.2024-04-2139 minKiss Our Grits"Mel's Cup" or "Thy Cup Flo-eth Over"When Alice can't convince Mel that charity should begin at home, she resorts to burglary to correct an innocent mistake.2024-03-2634 minKiss Our Grits"A Night to Remember" or "Boney Boners"Alice and Flo come to the aid of Vera's love life and send her off on a dangerous liaison.2024-03-1334 minKiss Our Grits"The Odd Couple" or “So Flo-nnoying”When Alice and Flo temporarily become roommates, they hilariously overturn the adage, opposites attract.2024-02-2025 minKiss Our Grits"The Pain of No Return" or “Back Door Taxes”Alice owes the government $2000 according to an IRS agents who wants more in return than back taxes.2024-02-0638 minKiss Our Grits"The Failure" or “Breech for the Sky”When Alice's quick thinking prevents a bank robbery, Mel's diner becomes the target for the inept, would-be bandit.2024-01-2429 minKiss Our Grits"The Hex" or “Curse of the Brown Eye”Alice catches a gypsy stealing silverware, and has a string of bad luck after the woman curses her.2024-01-0927 minKiss Our Grits"The Accident" or “Grits for Grease”No one is hurt when Flo demolishes Mel's car in a freak accident--at least not until Mel finds out!2023-12-2535 minKiss Our Grits"Mel's In Love" or “Bring the Vitamin E”Alice is caught in the middle when Mel falls in love--three times in one week!2023-12-1334 minKiss Our Grits"Vera's Mortician" or "Muerte Vera-tas"Everyone believes it's wedding bells for Vera and the local mortician. Everyone, that is, except Alice, who thinks there's something strange about Vera's new beau.2023-11-2827 minKiss Our Grits"Mother-In-Law, Pt. 1 & 2" or “Blue Ball & Chain”Pt. 1 - Alice discovers that her mother-in-law's idea of a "short visit" is 20 or 30 years.
Pt. 2 - Alice sends for reinforcements when she is unable to move her "live-in" mother-in-law.2023-11-1431 minKiss Our Grits"Who Killed Bugs Bunny?" or "Who Banged Bambi?"Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.2023-10-2531 minKiss Our Grits"The Dilemma" or “Blown Proposition”When Alice receives a proposal of marriage, Flo tries to convince her friend that the only bed of roses in marriage is the one in your garden.2023-10-1025 minKiss Our Grits"Good Night Sweet Vera" or "Eternal Slumber Party”Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides life isn't worth living.2023-09-2238 minKiss Our Grits"Big Daddy Dawson's Coming" or "Compromising Pole Position”When Alice tries to help Flo capture the man of her dreams, the result is a hilarious nightmare of good and bad intentions.2023-09-0927 minKiss Our Grits"Sex Education" or "The More You Flo”The time has come for Tommy to learn the facts of life, and although Alice knows the facts, she can't find the words.2023-08-2230 minKiss Our Grits"The Last Review" or “Sexpiration Date”A food critic eats at Mel's Diner and dies.2023-08-0830 minKiss Our Grits"A Call to Arms" or “Colt .69”Alice is plagued by obscene phone calls and reluctantly becomes a pistol-packing mama.2023-07-2526 minKiss Our Grits"Pay the Fifty Dollars" or "$5 Special"Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.2023-07-1132 minKiss Our Grits"A Piece of the Rock" or "Burst Your Bubbles"Alice is surprised to learn that her husband had purchased a life insurance policy before his death and shocked when she finds our that the beneficiary is another woman!2023-06-1336 minKiss Our Grits“Alice Gets a Pass” or “Don’t Pass, Don’t Tell”When Mel (Vic Tayback) decides to go fishing with an old college buddy who turns out to be a handsome football player, Alice (Linda Lavin) decides it's time to get back in the game of love.2023-05-3034 minKiss Our Grits“Pilot” or “Sex for Candy”Season 1 Episode 1 - Alice works at Mel's Diner with Flo and Vera. A talent agent comes to town and Alice is hoping for a big break.2023-05-1622 min