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TrashwatchALMOST FAMOUSEPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.” Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley: the Oscar-winning music comedy-drama Almost Famous! This week, Brian handwaves the Chipmunk Theory; Ashley defends the mom; Brandon gives Ashley pick-up advice; and Chris chooses his last words. BTW: The Old Lady Voice Drinking Game! Starring: Patrick Fugit, Kate Hudson, Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Jason Lee, Zooey Deschanel...
2025-08-141h 32TrashwatchFERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFORESTEPISODE 176 – FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST “When you have Robin Williams rapping, you know you’re in the f***ing 90s!” Secret Santa Summer kicks off with Ashley’s gift to Brian: the 90s environmentalist classic, Ferngully: The Last Rainforest! This week, Chris can never meet a kangaroo; Ashley grows up to be Magi; Brandon has that pan flute rizz; and Brian shares his laugh out loud moment. BTW: Gotta know the bean magic! Starring: Samantha Mathis, Jonathan Ward, Robin Williams, Tim Curry, Christian Slater, Grace...
2025-06-261h 13TrashwatchHIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAREPISODE 168 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR “Why do you keep pitching T-shirts we can’t possibly sell?!” It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Musical May! This week, Brandon goes limp; Brian has nothing but problems in Stardew Valley; Chris demands one normal kid; and Ashley says the most insane thing we’ve ever heard. BTW: Death to Rocket Man! Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Corbin Bleu, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Gabreel, Monique Coleman, Matt Prokop, Jemma McKenzie-Brown, and Alyson Reed Direct...
2025-05-011h 52TrashwatchIDLE HANDSEPISODE 158 – IDLE HANDS “This is horror [citation needed] comedy [citation needed].” Finally wrapping up Ashley Scared Stupid 2023, slightly late! This week, Ashley hates everyone; Chris is ingenuitive; Brian declares it a feminist masterpiece; and Brandon clarifies the Chipmunk Theory. BTW: The Unsolved Mindy Sterling Mystery! Starring: Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Elden Henson, Jessica Alba, Vivica A. Fox, Jack Noseworthy, Katie Wright, Sean Whalen, Nick Sadler, Fred Willard, Connie Ray, and (allegedly) Mindy Sterling Directed by Rodman Flender FOLLOW...
2025-02-201h 34TrashwatchTHE BEVERLY HILLBILLIESEPISODE 146 – THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES EDITOR’S NOTE: This is not a commentary track—edits have been made that will not sync up with the film. “Every week is another layer of the onion of the ways that evangelical Christianity has messed with Ashley and Chris.” Testing out a new recording format with the August Patron Pick! This week, Ashley learns survival skills; Chris fantasizes about divorce court; Brandon discovers a new kink; and Brian trashes a wedding. BTW: When Diedrich Met Lily! Star...
2023-08-311h 20TrashwatchSUPERSTAR (1999)EPISODE 142 – SUPERSTAR (1999) “What’s the funniest name we can get? Mary Katherine Gallagher is pretty good.” “Condolences to Kathryn Gallagher—Tony nominee.” Ashley’s finally home, so we recorded in-person again! This week; Brandon recalls old people at the movies; Chris shares a talent show story; Brian walks out; and Ashley gives us a musical treat. BTW: Are there old Kyles? Starring: Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix, Harland Williams, Mark McKinney, and Glynis Johns Directed by Bruce McCulloch FOLLOW U...
2023-08-031h 26TrashwatchTHE PAGEMASTEREPISODE 135 – THE PAGEMASTER “Guys, we got a sponsorship offer from Wikifeet?” Another Ashley cameo! This week, Brian has a Culkin realization; Chris makes his worst pitch yet; Brandon finally unveils Sister Act 3; and Ashley has camera trouble. BTW: Squid-ception! Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Frank Welker, Ed Begley Jr., Mel Harris, Leonard Nimoy, Jim Cummings, and George Hearn Directed by Joe Johnston and Pixote Hunt FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon...
2023-06-151h 20TrashwatchDETROIT ROCK CITYEPISODE 134 – DETROIT ROCK CITY “We have a whole new season of I Think You Should Leave references to cram down your throats!” Surprise—Ashley’s on the call! This week, Brian becomes Dougal; Chris reveals the secret of radio call-ins; Brandon takes a big detour; and Ashley didn’t watch the movie. BTW: Our KISS identities! Starring: Edward Furlong, Giuseppe Andrews, James DeBello, Sam Huntington, Lin Shaye, Melanie Lynskey, Natasha Lyonne, Shannon Tweed, and KISS Directed by Adam Rifkin FOLL...
2023-06-081h 30TrashwatchLOST IN SPACEEPISODE 133 – LOST IN SPACE (1998) “Friends don’t let friends watch Lost in Space. So Ashley, I have some bad news…” One last Ashley pick before her summer hiatus! This week, Brandon’s passion is graphic design; Ashley explains the only two plots of the 90’s; Brian requests a Succession fan edit; and Chris wonders what’s happening on Earth. BTW: JUST SAY THE TITLE, YOU COWARDS! Starring: William Hurt, Mimi Rogers, Heather Graham, Lacey Chabert, Jack Johnson, Gary Oldman, Matt LeBlanc, Jared Harris, and Dick Tufeld
2023-06-011h 53TrashwatchMONKEYBONE (ft. Marrett Johnson)EPISODE 123 – MONKEYBONE “Please, God, may someone be aroused by my arm flaps!” Chris and Marrett celebrate their recent marriage with… Monkeybone. This week, Brandon writes Sister Act 3; Marrett has a cat-girl theory; Brian delights Ashley’s mom; Chris shocks with his weirdness; and Ashley hates this. BTW: Henry Selick’s Taliban Fanboys! Starring: Brendan Fraser, Bridget Fonda, John Turturro, Chris Kattan, Giancarlo Esposito, Rose McGowan, David Foley, Megan Mullally, Bob Odenkirk, and Whoopi Goldberg Directed by Henry Selick FOLLOW...
2023-03-231h 32TrashwatchRUN FATBOY RUNEPISODE 112 – RUN FATBOY RUN "Ashley, you're allowed to talk about bridges three times, max."New year, same us! This week, Chris prepares for wedding catastrophe; Brian gets a request from Thandiwe Newton; Brandon fears growing old; and Ashley talks bridges (and butts). BTW: Never let Chris play poker! Starring: Simon Pegg, Thandiwe Newton, Hank Azaria, Dylan Moran, Harish Patel, India de Beaufort, and Matthew Fenton Directed by David Schwimmer FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/tra...
2023-01-051h 46TrashwatchI KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMEREPISODE 111 – I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER “I’m sorry, Ashley, that I am not a teen girl from the 90’s!” Ending the year with another Patron Pick! This week, Ashley is betrayed by our Patrons; Chris makes a new award; Brandon is willing to gamble; and Brian’s bit fizzles out. BTW: The whole town gets the She’s All That treatment! Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne Heche, Ryan Phillipe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Muse Watson, Bridgette Wilson, and Johnny Galecki...
2022-12-291h 52TrashwatchFOR YOUR CONSIDERATIONEPISODE 108 – FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION “Ask any improv comedian: Volume equals comedy.” This week, Ashley reveals her stand-up dreams; Brandon expands the Chipmunk theory; Chris gets stuck in a laundry machine; and Brian steals Ashley’s line. BTW: Ending all our sentences… in hell! Starring: Catherine O’Hara, Harry Shearer, Parker Posey, Christopher Guest, Ed Begley Jr., Eugene Levy, Christopher Moynihan, John Michael Higgins, Jim Piddock, Jennifer Coolidge, Jordan Black, Rachel Harris, Bob Balaban, Michael McKean, Fred Willard, and Jane Lynch Directed by Chr...
2022-12-081h 50TrashwatchWAR OF THE WORLDS (2005)EPISODE 101 – WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005) “You know who’s not beefier than Young Neil? Dakota Fanning.” This week, Brandon scares Ashley stupid; Chris discovers Ray’s fetish; Ashley remembers skirts over jeans; and Brian defends the ending. BTW: The Things They Carried (In Cargo Shorts) Starring: Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin, and Tim Robbins Directed by Steven Spielberg FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@t...
2022-10-201h 42TrashwatchBIG DADDYEPISODE 98 – BIG DADDY Rounding out Season 3 with our first ever Patron Pick! This week, Brandon averts the apocalypse; Brian wants a universal movie ending; Ashley remembers the 90’s; and Chris gets a yellow card. BTW: Adam “Columbo” Sandler! Starring: Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Cole & Dylan Sprouse, Josh Mostel, Leslie Mann, Allen Covert, Rob Schneider, Kristy Swanson, Joseph Bologna, Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, Steve Buscemi, Tim Herlihy, and Edmund Lyndeck Directed by Dennis Dugan FOLLOW US:Patreon (ht...
2022-09-291h 44TrashwatchAIRHEADS (ft. Kean Reid)EPISODE 97 – AIRHEADS Special guest Kean Reid returns! This week, Chris derails the intro; Ashley recalls a bad job interview; Brian sets his fitness goal; Kean ponders the significance of “pie-hole”; and Brandon is baffled by that voice cameo. BTW: Welcome back to Homestar Runner-cast! Starring: Brendan Fraser, Steve Buscemi, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Michael McKean, Judd Nelson, Ernie Hudson, Amy Locane, Nina Siemaszko, Marshall Bell, Reg E. Cathey, David Arquette, Michael Richards, Michelle Hurst, and Joe Mantegna Directed by Michael Lehmann FOLLOW...
2022-09-221h 39Trashwatch50 FIRST DATESEPISODE 96 – 50 FIRST DATES Sandtembler continues! This week, Brandon finds the male version of “Nice t*ts”; Ashley has a controversial butt rating; Brian misses the elephant in the room; and Chris Mrs. Doubtfires Brandon. BTW: How Lucy survives The Ring! Starring: Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin, Lusia Strus, Dan Aykroyd, Amy Hill, Allen Covert, Blake Clark, Maya Rudolph, and Pomaika’i Brown Directed by Peter Segal FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagra...
2022-09-151h 34TrashwatchHOTEL TRANSYLVANIAEPISODE 95 – HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA It’s a family movie but this episode most definitely is not! This week, Ashley takes the Minions to task; Brian reveals his superpower wish; Brandon talks deep-cut Decemberists; and Chris earns this episode’s Explicit rating. BTW: Important Patreon Update—You Can Ruin Our September!!! Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Fran Drescher, Steve Buscemi, Molly Shannon, David Spade, CeeLo Gree, Jon Lovitz, Brian George, Luenell, and Chris Parnell Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky FOLLOW US:
2022-09-081h 35TrashwatchTHE WATERBOYEPISODE 94 – THE WATERBOY It’s Sandtembler, baby! This week, Brandon bails early; Chris writes Fairuza Balk’s memoir; Brian explains Reverse Jesus; and Ashley protects the source of happiness. BTW: The raw sexual appeal of Deputy Dawg! Starring: Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk, Jerry Reed, Lawrence Gilliard Jr., Blake Clark, and Peter Dante Directed by Frank Coraci FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok...
2022-09-011h 32TrashwatchSHOWGIRLSEPISODE 93 – SHOWGIRLS CW: Sexual assault/r*pe (1:26:44 to 1:30:10) Our first NC-17 episode! This week, Ashley defends Garth Brooks; Chris has a fan theory; and Brian creates a totally original film franchise. BTW: The Muppet Show(girls)! Starring: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer, Robert Davi, Alan Rachins, Gina Ravera, and Lin Tucci Directed by Paul Verhoeven FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwat...
2022-08-251h 46TrashwatchTREASURE PLANETEPISODE 92 – TREASURE PLANET A movie that lives up to its title! This week, Chris discovers the real treasure planet; Brian is, regrettably, Dr. Doppler; Brandon unveils his Tinder bio; and Ashley is, regrettably, B.E.N. BTW: A startling Meatwad impression! Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Murray, David Hyde Pierce, Emma Thompson, Martin Short, Roscoe Lee Browne, Laurie Metcalf, Dane Davis, Michael Wincott, Patrick McGoohan, and Tony Jay Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements FOLLOW US:Patreon (https...
2022-08-181h 28TrashwatchHOUSE ARRESTEPISODE 91 – HOUSE ARREST This week, Chris has a hot take right off the bat; Ashley accidentally gets shoved into a locker; Brian hates a joke; and Brandon writes the sequel. BTW: The Gospel of Grover! Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Pollak, Kyle Howard, Russel Harper, Amy Sakasitz, Mooky Arizona, Caroline Aaron, Wallace Shawn, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ray Walston, Christopher McDonald, Sheila McCarthy, and Jennifer Tilly Directed by Harry Winer FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)In...
2022-08-111h 41TrashwatchACCEPTEDEPISODE 90 – ACCEPTED Remember this not-at-all-relevant 2006 college flick? This week, Brian can’t get over these names; Brandon runs for the bus; Ashley endorses catcalling; and Chris gets a Marrett sound drop. BTW: 3 Chipmunks in a Trenchcoat! Starring: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Blake Lively, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer, Lewis Black, Mark Derwin, Ann Cusack, Hannah Marks, Anthony Heald, and Travis Van Winkle Directed by Steve Pink FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram...
2022-08-041h 42TrashwatchGHOSTBUSTERS (2016)EPISODE 89 – GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) This week, Brian gives his hot take; Chris half-asses a Trailer Game; Brandon proposes a new tenure system; and Ashley fails a different Bechdel test. BTW: The IMDb Parent’s Guide is back! Starring: Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones, Chris Hemsworth, Neil Casey, Charles Dance, Ed Begley Jr., Zach Woods, Karan Soni, and Steve Higgins Directed by Paul Feig FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter...
2022-07-281h 45TrashwatchGHOSTBUSTERS (1984)EPISODE 88 – GHOSTBUSTERS (1984) Chris rounds out the Summer of Remakes with his favorite movie! This week, Chris learns about lady ghosts; Ashley reveals her secret sexual awakening; Brian is sick of the personal attacks; and Brandon makes Chris answer for the BJ ghost. BTW: The Gozerian Keto Diet Plan! Starring: Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Annie Potts, William Atherton, and Ernie Hudson Directed by Ivan Reitman FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwa...
2022-07-211h 53TrashwatchGODZILLA (2014)EPISODE 87 – GODZILLA (2014) 2014 was a year for remakes, wasn’t it? This week, Chris finds the real Dr. Manhattan tragedy; Brandon cancels happiness; Ashley declares the MUTOs Pokémon; and Brian takes over hosting duties. BTW: Bryan Cranston’s Horrible Horrible Birthday! Starring: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Bryan Cranston, Ken Watanabe, Sally Hawkins, Juliette Binoche, and David Strathairn Directed by Gareth Edwards FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok...
2022-07-141h 44TrashwatchGODZILLA (1998)EPISODE 86 – GODZILLA (1998) Celebrating Independence Day by not watching Independence Day! This week, Brandon gives his 3-word review; Ashley feels seen by Mayor Ebert; Brian does a whole bunch of voices; and Chris is cancelled again. BTW: Help finish Brian’s joke (at 1:29:32)! Starring: Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, Hank Azaria, Kevin Dunn, Michael Lerner, Harry Shearer, Arabella Field, Vicki Lewis, and Doug Savant Directed by Roland Emmerich FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagr...
2022-07-071h 44TrashwatchROBOCOP (2014)EPISODE 85 – ROBOCOP (2014) Bored or alive, you’re coming with us. This week, Chris pitches a Recess reboot; Ashley ponders the Detroit accent; Brian explains what happened to Murphy’s body; and Brandon can’t get over the Daddy Suit. BTW: “I’m not saying fascism is good, but…” Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Michael Keaton, Abbie Cornish, Jackie Earle Haley, Michael K. Williams, Jennifer Ehle, Jay Baruchel, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, and Samuel L. Jackson Directed by José Padhila FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://w...
2022-06-231h 37TrashwatchROBOCOP (1987)EPISODE 84 – ROBOCOP (1987) It’s Brandon’s turn for the Summer of Remakes! This week, Ashley podcasts by text; Chris votes for Robocop; Brandon makes a (Philip K.) Dick joke; and Brian casts Waluigi in the Mario movie. BTW: Thigh gaps save lives! Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, Miguel Ferrer, Robert DoQui, Ray Wise, Paul McCrane, Jesse Goins, and Calvin Jung Directed by Paul Verhoeven FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch...
2022-06-161h 45TrashwatchOCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001)EPISODE 83 – OCEAN’S ELEVEN (2001) Huzzah, a good movie this time! This week, Brandon creates an Etsy warning; Ashley whoopsie-doodles; Brian makes a Snyder Cut discovery; and Chris dumps Julia Roberts. BTW: Bill Murray’s Lost in Translation whisper revealed! Starring: George Clooney, Bernie Mac, Brad Pitt, Elliott Gould, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Julia Roberts, and Don Cheadle’s wild accent Directed by Steven Soderbergh FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.p...
2022-06-091h 40TrashwatchOCEAN'S 11 (1960) (ft. Andy Erikson)EPISODE 82 – OCEAN’S 11 (1960) (ft. Andy Erikson) Andy Erikson (https://www.andyerikson.com/) joins us to kick off the Summer of Remakes! This week, Brian recounts his favorite Clooney prank; Ashley sets her burlesque limits; Chris makes a deathbed confession; Brandon rails against parades; and Andy gives us all heart attacks. BTW: Was this the original Breaking Bad? Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford, Angie Dickinson, Richard Conte, Cesar Romero, Patrice Wymore, Joey Bishop, Akim Tamiroff, Henry Silva, Buddy Lester, Richard Benedict, Norman Fell, and Cle...
2022-06-021h 21TrashwatchSTAGE FRIGHTEPISODE 81 – STAGE FRIGHT That’s a wrap on Musical May! This week, Brandon cancels Pushing Daisies; Brian explains the camp’s financial woes; Ashley has Among Us flashbacks; and Chris ad libs Arsenic and Old Lace. BTW: We’re all the Devil’s Advocate! Starring: Allie MacDonald, Meat Loaf, Douglas Smith, Brandon Uranowitz, Ephraim Ellis, Melanie Leishman, Thomas Alderson, and (technically) Minnie Driver Directed by Jerome Sable FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@tra...
2022-05-261h 39TrashwatchXANADUEPISODE 80 – XANADU This week, Chris loses transition privileges; Ashley does her morning peekaboo routine; Brian discovers Kira’s real scheme; and Brandon gaslights Chris about Don Knotts. BTW: Have you converted to Rainbowism? Starring: Olivia Newton-John, Gene Kelly, Michael Beck, and the dulcet tones of ELO Directed by Robert Greenwald FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatc...
2022-05-191h 32TrashwatchHAMLET 2 (ft. Megan Lear)EPISODE 79 – HAMLET 2 (ft. Megan Lear) We’ve got Actors’ Theatre’s Megan Lear joining us to talk about the official Hamlet sequel! This week, Brian is hard to please; Brandon plans his Tony win; Chris abandons his fiancée; Megan learns how to be emo; and Ashley “urgently” stops Chris. BTW: Pitching our two-person high school movie adaptations! Starring: Steve Coogan, Elisabeth Shue, Catherine Keener, Joseph Julian Soria, Skylar Astin, Phoebe Strole, Melonie Diaz, Arnie Pantoja, Michael Esparza, Natalie Amenula, Marshall Bell, David Arquette, Shea Pepe, and Amy Poehler
2022-05-122h 02TrashwatchCHITTY CHITTY BANG BANGEPISODE 78 – CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG Musical May is back (though Brandon is not)! This week, Brian wants to be carried by Dick Van Dyke; Ashley gives the Baroness therapy; and Chris unveils his flawless Brando. BTW: Don’t think it, don’t say it, don’t sing it! Starring: Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries, Benny Hill, Gert Fröbe, Anna Quayle, James Robertson Justice, Robert Helpmann, Heather Ripley, and Adrian Hall Directed by Ken Hughes FOLLOW US:Patr...
2022-05-051h 32TrashwatchTHE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996)EPISODE 77 – THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996) We were having a pretty good month up til now—thanks, Chris! This week, Brian read the book; Ashley dreams of the Sea of Java; Brandon advises how to be a creep; and Chris fails his conservative Christian college. BTW: Help us reach our Nicole Kidman AMC ad Patreon goal! Starring: Marlon Brando, David Thewlis, Val Kilmer, Fairuza Balk, Daniel Rigney, Temuera Morrison, Nelson De La Rosa, and Ron Perlman Directed by John Frankenheimer FOLLOW...
2022-04-281h 30TrashwatchJUMANJIEPISODE 76 – JUMANJI In the Trash we may find pleasure, but in this case we picked a Treasure! This week, Brian explains the town’s economy; Ashley leads us back to The Mummy; Chris accidentally loots; and Brandon pitches his own sequel. BTW: The Amber Seals outsmart the game! Starring: Robin Williams, Jonathan Hyde, Kirsten Dunst, Bradley Pierce, Bonnie Hunt, Bebe Neuwirth, David Alan Grier, Patricia Clarkson, Adam Hann-Byrd, and Laura Bell Bundy Directed by Joe Johnston FOLLOW US:Patreon...
2022-04-211h 35TrashwatchSHOOT 'EM UPEPISODE 75 – SHOOT ‘EM UP This week, Brian’s prediction sadly doesn’t come true; Ashley has a series of breakdowns; Chris is anti-baby; and Brandon questions a brothel’s financial viability. BTW: Is this a Detective Crashmore prequel? Starring: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Daniel Pilon, and tons of guns Directed by Michael Davis FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast)Facebook...
2022-04-141h 39TrashwatchA KNIGHT'S TALE (ft. Lexi Vestey)EPISODE 74 – A KNIGHT’S TALE (ft. Lexi Vestey) Lexi Vestey joins us as we go semi-dieval! This week, Lexi is touched by Tudyk; Chris has a church vendetta; Brian eviscerates the podcast in fiction; Ashley activates the Chris Alarm; and Brandon revives the Clayton Gong. BTW: Heath Ledger’s Oscar Nomination Clip revealed! Starring: Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Paul Bettany, Laura Fraser, and Alan Tudyk Directed by Brian Helgeland FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon...
2022-04-071h 35TrashwatchCLIFFORDEPISODE 73 – CLIFFORD Ashley’s back just in time to talk about an insane Martin Short vehicle! This week, Brian can fix him; Ashley has a big therapy week; Brandon has a new way to describe bad shows; and Chris can’t be trusted with money. BTW: Candyman has joined the chat! Starring: Martin Short, Charles Grodin, Mary Steenburgen, Dabney Coleman, Richard Kind, Jennifer Savidge, and the Wee Baby Savage Directed by Paul Flaherty FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon...
2022-03-241h 42TrashwatchMINDHUNTERSEPISODE 72 – MINDHUNTERS It’s another Guys Week as we talk Saw for Dummies! This week, Brandon updates LL Cool J’s name; Chris figures out Lucas’s accent; and Brian goes down a Hulu horror rabbit hole. BTW: Ashley’s Official Slater Butt Rating! Starring: Kathryn Morris, LL Cool J, Jonny Lee Miller, Eion Bailey, Clifton Collins Jr., Will Kemp, Val Kilmer, Christian Slater, and Patricia Velasquez Directed by Renny Harlin FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch...
2022-03-171h 28TrashwatchLITTLE MONSTERS (1989)EPISODE 71 – LITTLE MONSTERS (1989) When Ashley’s away, the Fart Asses will play! This week, Brian reveals the Elliott-Rossio formula; Brandon creates a wrestling tag team; and Chris has never purposefully drunk piss. BTW: The secret origin of “So Big/So Small” from Dear Evan Hansen! Starring: Fred Savage, Howie Mandel, Daniel Stern, Margaret Whitton, Rick Ducommun, Frank Whaley, Ben Savage, William Murray Weiss, Devin Retray, and Amber Barretto Directed by Richard Alan Greenberg FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.c...
2022-03-101h 41TrashwatchTHE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGSEPISODE 70 – THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGSIt's the inspiration for the hit film Cyrano! This week, Brandon writes a jingle; Brian discovers his type; Ashley asks if it’s sexy to feed someone; and Chris rants against the title.BTW: The worst first-time callers!Starring: Janeane Garofalo, Uma Thurman, Ben Chaplin, Jamie Foxx, James McCaffrey, Richard Coca, Stanley DeSantis, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, and Mary Lynn Rajskub Directed by Michael Lehmann FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitte...
2022-03-032h 20TrashwatchRUBY SPARKS (ft. Chad the Bird)EPISODE 69 – RUBY SPARKS (ft. Chad the Bird)Bad Romance month concludes with special guest Chad the Bird! This week, Brian feels attacked; Ashley brings the high-brow; Chad describes the Verhoeven Cut; Chris has his therapy breakthrough; and Brandon joins the Coogan Cult.BTW: Dano, the new ride-share app!Starring: Paul Dano, Zoe Kazan, Chris Messina, Annette Bening, Antonio Banderas, Aasif Mandvi, Steve Coogan, Toni Trucks, Deborah Ann Woll, Elliot Gould, and Alia ShawkatDirected by Jonathan Dayton and Valerie FarisFOLLOW CHAD THE BIRD:Patreon (https://www.pa...
2022-02-241h 51TrashwatchTHUMBELINAEPISODE 68 – THUMBELINAWe’re back on our Don Bluth BS! This week, Brandon bemoans a lyrical sin; Brian titles his autobiography; Ashley explains cuchi cuchi; and Chris looks for a fairy prince to kiss.BTW: Gilbert Gottfried’s bedroom sounds!Starring: Jodi Benson, Gary Imhoff, Gino Conforti, Barbara Cook, June Foray, Kenneth Mars, Joe Lynch, Charo, Gilbert Gottfried, and Carol ChanningDirected by Don Bluth and Gary GoldmanFOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast)Facebook (https://www.fa...
2022-02-171h 47TrashwatchBLAST FROM THE PASTEPISODE 67 – BLAST FROM THE PAST Brendan Fraser’s back, baby! This week, Brandon tries Hot Dr. Pepper; Brian joins a Multi-Level Centipede; Ashley hates Costco; and Chris won’t stop saying “C*m Bot”. BTW: Welcome our new host, S. Darko! Starring: Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek, Dave Foley, Joey Slotnick, and Nathan Fillion Directed by Hugh Wilson FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/)Email (trashwat...
2022-02-101h 48TrashwatchMY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDINGEPISODE 66 – MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING Welcome to Bad Romance Month! This week, Ashley reveals her New Year’s Resolution; Chris gets double-cancelled; Brandon learns the origin of “Float On”; and Brian shares his sister’s review. BTW: THE FINGER SCENE! Starring: Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett, Philip Bosco, M. Emmet Walsh, Rachel Griffiths, Carrie Preston, Susan Sullivan, and Christopher Masterson Directed by P.J. Hogan FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https...
2022-02-032h 15TrashwatchLIBERAL ARTSEPISODE 65 – LIBERAL ARTS Hats off to a successful Allison Janney-uary! This week, Ashley finishes an important work of art; Brandon solves dating; Chris gets too excited by letters; and Brian read Infinite Jest. BTW: Trash to Treasure moves us all to tears! Starring: Josh Radnor, Elizabeth Olsen, Richard Jenkins, Elizabeth Reaser, John Magoro, Zac Efron, and Allison Janney Directed by Josh Radnor FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/)Email...
2022-01-272h 00TrashwatchAMERICAN BEAUTYEPISODE 64 – AMERICAN BEAUTY Allison Janney-uary gets uncomfortable! This week, Ashley is down for Ricky’s pickup line; Brandon has a Chris moment; Chris is somehow reminded of Jaws; and Brian has intimidating eyebrows. BTW: The American Aristocrats! Starring: Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening, Thora Birch, Wes Bentley, Chris Cooper, Mena Suvari, Peter Gallagher, Scott Bakula, Sam Robards, and Allison Janney Directed by Sam Mendes FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/)Emai...
2022-01-202h 15TrashwatchTHE WAY WAY BACK (ft. Stacie from What Would Mom Do?)EPISODE 63 – THE WAY WAY BACK Allison Janney-uary continues with Stacie from What Would Mom Do! This week, Chris opens strong; Ashley hates water parks; Brian won’t waste a bit; Brandon’s house is briefly beautiful; and Stacie does a TMNT/Barbie crossover. BTW: Remake everything with Allison Janney, you cowards! Starring: Steve Carrell, Toni Collette, AnnaSophia Robb, Sam Rockwell, Maya Rudolph, Liam James, Rob Corddry, Amanda Peet, River Alexander, Zoe Levin, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash, and Allison Janney Directed by Nat Faxon and Jim Ra...
2022-01-132h 05TrashwatchSIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTSEPISODE 62 – SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS It’s the start of 2022 and Allison Janney-uary! This week, Brian struggles for a laugh; Chris is definitely not a Stepford Wife; Ashley crushes her Angelica impression; and Brandon pitches an alternate ending. BTW: Wacky inversion table antics! Starring: Harrison Ford, Anne Heche, David Schwimmer, Jacqueline Obradors, Temuera Morrison, Cliff Curtis, Danny Trejo, and Allison Janney Directed by Ivan Reitman FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twit...
2022-01-062h 12TrashwatchSEVEN PSYCHOPATHSEPISODE 61 – SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(topher Walken)mas! This week, Brian peaks the episode early; Ashley’s Walken impression needs work; Brandon bashes Magnolia; and Chris botches our last 2021 outro. BTW: Coming soon to our Patreon: Loaded Canon (a Disney drinking game)! Starring: Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Abbie Cornish, Olga Kurylenko, and Tom Waits Directed by Martin McDonagh FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instag...
2021-12-301h 53TrashwatchWILLARD (2003)EPISODE 60 – WILLARD (2003) It’s beginning to look a lot like Cris(pin Glover)mas! This week, Brandon learns a terrifying new use for cooking oil; Chris gets left at JCPenney; Brian goes over Mr. Martin’s browser history; and Ashley fails to get When Harry Met Sally on VHS. BTW: Bernie says A.B.M.! Starring: Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey, Laura Harring, Jackie Burroughs, and millions upon millions of rats Directed by Glen Morgan FOLLOW US:Patreon (ht...
2021-12-161h 35TrashwatchSPEED RACEREPISODE 59 – SPEED RACER It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(tina Ricci)mas! This week, Chris recalls his recent Santa stint; Ashley contemplates a name change; Brian pities the cobra victim; and Brandon titles the next Chuck Tingle novel. BTW: The Brotherhood of Abandoned Musicals! Starring: Emile Hirsch, Nicholas Elia, Susan Sarandon, Ariel Winter, Scott Porter, Kick Gurry, Christian Oliver, John Goodman, Pauli Litt, Christina Ricci, Rain, and Matthew Fox Directed by Lana and Lilly Wachowski FOLLOW US:
2021-12-092h 11TrashwatchWIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!EPISODE 58 – WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON! It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris(Topher Grace)mas! This week, Ashley shills her video; Brian can’t stop spilling chili; Brandon hulks out over Egyptology; and Chris is the bad boy of a conservative Christian college. BTW: The Erotic Adventures of the Count! Starring: Kate Bosworth, Josh Duhamel, Topher Grace, Nathan Lane, Sean Hayes, Gary Cole, Ginnifer Goodwin, Kathryn Hahn, and Octavia Spencer Directed by Robert Luketic FOLLOW US:P...
2021-12-022h 29TrashwatchTHE LADYKILLERS (2004)EPISODE 57 – THE LADYKILLERS (2004) This week, Brian figures out Tom Hanks’s motive; Ashley fangirls over Marlon Wayans; Chris pitches a million-dollar app; and Brandon explains the Podcast Balance. BTW: Tom Hanks as the Joker! Starring: Tom Hanks, Irma P. Hall, Marlon Wayans, J.K. Simmons, Tzi Ma, Ryan Hurst, Diane Delano, George Wallace, and Stephen Root Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatc...
2021-11-252h 10TrashwatchTHE MAGIC VOYAGEEPISODE 56 – THE MAGIC VOYAGE To put it simply: What the f**k, Brian? This week, Brian finds a better Italian to celebrate; Ashley sounds the Chipette alert; Brandon has a theory about the dub; and Chris isn’t this week’s Sad Sack. BTW: Is Amazon the new Xanga? Starring: Corey Feldman, Irene Cara, Dom DeLuise, Dan Haggerty, Samantha Eggar, and Mickey Rooney Directed by Michael Schoemann FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram...
2021-11-182h 06TrashwatchLAND OF THE LOSTEPISODE 55 – LAND OF THE LOST This week, Brandon almost dies on-air; Brian nearly thwarts a Clayton Question; Ashley nails her Danny McBride impression; and Chris rebels against a poop tease. BTW: A moment of silence for the brave IMDb Trivia writers. Starring: Will Ferrell, Anna Friel, Danny McBride, Jorma Taccone, John Boylan, and Leonard Nimoy Directed by Brad Silberling FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Faceboo...
2021-11-111h 48TrashwatchTHE PHANTOMEPISODE 54 – THE PHANTOM This week, Brandon explains the movie to Chris; Brian defends the Ghost Who Walks; Chris is tired of getting cancelled; and Ashley says #Feminism. BTW: Do horses know what planes are? Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Remar, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Patrick McGoohan Directed by Simon Wincer FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwa...
2021-11-041h 51TrashwatchPUMPKINHEADEPISODE 53 – PUMPKINHEAD We’re rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid month with Chris’s pick: Pumpkinhead! This week, Chris is scared stupid; Brandon reinterprets Haggis; Ashley rings the Clayton gong; and Brian recounts Joel’s many, many crimes. BTW: Beware the NCAA! Starring: Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D’Aquino, Kimberly Ross, Joel Hoffman, Cynthia Bain, Kerry Remsen, Florence Schauffler, and Brian Bremer Directed by Stan Winston FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodca...
2021-10-281h 46TrashwatchDARKNESS FALLS (ft. Kean Reid)EPISODE 52 – DARKNESS FALLS (ft. Kean Reid) The delightful Kean Reid joins us to discuss the Tooth Fairy horror(?) movie Darkness Falls! This week, Brian is scared stupid; Chris reveals a disturbing family secret; Brandon has a daring theory; Ashley discovers the secret of the hospital; and Kean reads his favorite IMDb trivia. BTW: Darkness Falls: The Video Game! Starring: Chaney Kley, Emma Caulfield, Lee Cormie, Grant Piro, Sullivan Stapleton, and Antony Burrows Directed by Jonathan Liebesman FOLLOW US:Patre...
2021-10-212h 00TrashwatchTHE WITCHES (1990)EPISODE 51 – THE WITCHES (1990) This week, Brandon is scared stupid; Chris breaks down from the horniness; Brian recites German audio descriptions; and Ashley’s Monkey Paw Wish tragically comes true. BTW: When Brandon’s Internet goes out, the Amber Seals pitch a new Sandra Bullock vehicle! Starring: Anjelica Huston, Mai Zetterling, Jasen Fisher, Bill Paterson, Brenda Blethlyn, Charlie Potter, Anne Lambton, Jane Horrocks, and Rowan Atkinson Directed by Nicolas Roeg FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instag...
2021-10-141h 51TrashwatchTHE FLY (1986)EPISODE 50 – THE FLY (1986) It’s Season 3, baby! This week, Ashley is scared stupid; Brandon has a teleporter phobia; Brian crashes and burns; and Chris brings us a refreshingly mild Trash to Treasure. BTW: We have a Patreon! Starring: Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, John Getz, Joy Boushel, Leslie Carlson, and David Cronenberg Directed by David Cronenberg FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trash...
2021-10-072h 12TrashwatchTO WONG FOO: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAREPISODE 49 – TO WONG FOO: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR Salvation September draws to a close with Chris’s pick: To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar. This week, Brian reveals the hidden connection between all the Salvation September movies; Chris gets super-cancelled; Brandon declares the Season of the Tall Ladies; and Ashley shocks us all with her October pick. BTW: Trash to Treasure Full of Twists and Turns! Starring: Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze, John Leguizamo, Stockard Channing, Blythe Danner, Arliss Howard, Jason London, Chris Penn, Melinda Dillon...
2021-09-232h 01TrashwatchCATS DON’T DANCEEPISODE 48 – CATS DON’T DANCE Salvation September gets animated with Brian’s pick: Cats Don’t Dance! This week, Ashley reveals why Catsis bad; Brandon demands lamer fortune cookies; Chris disappears into the void; and Brian has his turn at podcast therapy. BTW: Tell me you don’t understand Flowers in the Atticwithout telling me you don’t understand Flowers in the Attic! Starring: Scott Bakula, Jasmine Guy, Natalie Cole, Ashley Peldon, Lindsay Ridgeway, Kathy Najimy, John Rhys-Davies, George Kennedy, Rene Auberjonois, Betty Lou Gerson, Hal Holbrook, Matthew Herried...
2021-09-161h 55TrashwatchKUNG FU HUSTLE (ft. Clayton)EPISODE 47 – KUNG FU HUSTLE (ft. Clayton) Clayton joins us in person to discuss Brandon’s Salvation September pick: Kung Fu Hustle! This week, Brandon has a spicy Legend of Korra take; Clayton explains it all; Chris dodges death by axe; Brian’s mic cuts out for half the episode; and Ashley ponders chi smells. BTW: Casting the Trashwatch movie! Starring: Stephen Chow, Wah Yuen, Zhi Hua Dong, Danny Chan, Lam Tze Chung, Siu-Lung Leung, Qiu Yuen, Chi Ling Chiu, Xing Yu, and Eva Huang Directed...
2021-09-092h 07TrashwatchAWAY WE GOEPISODE 46 – AWAY WE GO We’ve finally escaped the Summer of Sequels into the warm embrace of Salvation September with Ashley’s pick: Away We Go! This week, Brandon keeps the doctor away; Chris misses a threesome; Brian reveals his biggest Tinder pet peeve; and Ashley has an improv thing. BTW: A 20-minute discussion of oral pleasures! Starring: John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph, Allison Janey, Carmen Ejogo, Catherine O’Hara, Jeff Daniels, Jim Gaffigan, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Josh Hamilton, Chris Messina, Melanie Lynskey, and Paul Schneider Directed b...
2021-09-022h 26TrashwatchHOUSE II: THE SECOND STORYEPISODE 45 – HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY This week, Chris seeks out a baby; Ashley is Most Likely To Dig Up A Grave; Brian sings his all-caps note; and Brandon comes up with yet another theme month. BTW: Give us the House II Donkey Kong cut! Starring: Arye Gross, Jonathan Stark, Royal Dano, Bill Maher, Lar Park-Lincoln, Amy Yasbeck, and John Ratzenberger as “Bill” Directed by Ethan Wiley FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (h...
2021-08-262h 05TrashwatchHOUSE (1986)EPISODE 44 – HOUSE (1986) We’re onto our final round of the Summer of Sequels, wrapping up with Chris’s picks: House and House II: The Second Story! This week, Ashley tries to understand the House rules; Brian finds a peculiar Internet list; Brandon has wacky hijinks nightmares; and Chris has a Lyft run-in with the police. BTW: This episode contains Where Is Baby’s Belly Button? spoilers! Starring: William Katt, George Wendt, Richard Moll, Kay Lenz, Mary Stavin, Michael Ensign, and Susan French Directed by Steve Min...
2021-08-191h 34TrashwatchAN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIEEPISODE 43 – AN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIE This week, Brian imagines Goofy Poland; Ashley performs Jazzterpiece Theatre; Brandon improves the Chipmunk Theory; and Chris interrupts library shenanigans. BTW: Trashwatch explains the universe! Starring: Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jeff Bennett, Jim Cummings, Brad Garrett, Vicki Lewis, Bebe Neuwirth, Rob Paulsen, and Pauly Shore Directed by Douglas McCarthy FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/)Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com)Liste...
2021-08-121h 58TrashwatchA GOOFY MOVIEEPISODE 42 – A GOOFY MOVIE It’s time for Brian’s Summer of Sequels Picks with A Goofy Movie, and we’re getting a little help from the world’s largest Goofy Movie fan, Nick Myers of Face Club Comedy and Jinx the Fox! This week, Brian sounds the horn; Ashley explains how humans are dogs; Nick solves F**k Marry Kill; Brandon tracks Goofy’s body count; and Chris visits a clown motel. BTW: Fear and Loathing in Walt Disney World Starring: Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jim Cummings, Kelli...
2021-08-052h 11TrashwatchGREASE 2 (ft. What Would Mom Do?)EPISODE 41 – GREASE 2 (ft. What Would Mom Do?) Sara and Stacie of What Would Mom Do? are back to talk about the parents in the totally parent-less Grease 2! This week, Ashley scolds Miss Mason; Brian reveals the hidden meaning of “Score Tonight”; Sara revives Masterpiece Theatre; Brandon says #Feminism; Chris becomes Cool Rider; and Stacie discovers the secret of Rydell. BTW: Steph is pregnant with WHAT?!?! Starring: Maxwell Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer, Lorna Luft, Maureen Teefy, Alison Price, Pamela Adlon, Adrian Zmed, Peter Frechette, Christopher McDonald, Leif Green, Didi Conn, Eve...
2021-07-291h 45TrashwatchTHE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROREPISODE 40 – THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR This week, Brian keeps getting mad at the movie; Ashley demands answers for Alex’s accent(s); Chris wants more chopped-off fingers; and Brandon abandons Amazon for Goodreads.BTW: Where’s our Brendan Fraser vs. Mummy Hitler movie?Starring: Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Maria Bello, Michelle Yeoh, John Hannah, Luke Ford, Isabella Leong, Anthony Chau-Sang Wong, Russell Wong, David Calder, and Liam CunninghamDirected by Rob Cohen
2021-07-222h 13TrashwatchTHE MUMMY RETURNSEPISODE 39 – THE MUMMY RETURNS The Summer of Sequels continues with Brandon’s picks: entries 2 and 3 from the Mummy series! This week, Brandon disowns Imhotep; Ashley is angry, ANGRY ABOUT BRIDGES; Chris discovers his past life; and Brian breaks down the single funniest shot in the movie. BTW: We’re here to talk to you about the Amber Initiative. Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr, Patricia Velásquez, Freddie Boath, Alun Armstrong, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Shaun Parkes, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Dire...
2021-07-152h 12TrashwatchBRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASONEPISODE 38 – BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON This week, Brian explains Mr. Darcy’s fetish; Ashley upgrades to green lights; Chris warns against Oopsie Babies; and Brandon overestimates his skiing ability. BTW: Why hasn’t the Construction Worker Compliment Program been able to raise women’s self-confidence? Starring: Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Sally Phillips, Gemma Jones, Jim Broadbent, Shirley Henderson, James Callis, and Jacinda Barrett Directed by Beeban Kidron FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@tr...
2021-07-081h 46TrashwatchBRIDGET JONES’S DIARYEPISODE 37 – BRIDGET JONES’S DIARY Strap in, folks—it’s the Summer of Sequels! We’re starting off with Part 1 of Ashley’s picks: 2001’s Bridget Jones’s Diary! This week, Ashley calls out all the red flags; Brandon sets a new Patreon goal; Brian describes a disastrous performance of Titanic; Chris writes checks Brian and Brandon can’t cash; and we are all Bridget Jones. BTW: Hugh Grant stars in Sonic the Hedgehog! Starring: Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones, Jim Broadbent, Shirley Henderson, Sally Phill...
2021-07-012h 07TrashwatchBUTTEREPISODE 36 – BUTTER This week, Brian hates sandwiches; Ashley hates stirrup pants; Brandon hates IMDb Goofs; and Chris hates whatever kids are doing on TikTok. BTW: Stick around for the post-credits Clayton follow-up! Starring: Jennifer Garner, Yara Shahidi, Ty Burrell, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Silverstone, Rob Corddry, Kristen Schaal, Ashley Greene, and Hugh Jackman Directed by Jim Field Smith FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/)Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.c...
2021-06-241h 58TrashwatchDEEP BLUE SEAEPISODE 35 – DEEP BLUE SEA This week, Brian pitches a The Father prequel; Brandon reveals the truth behind the helicopter malfunction; Chris loses a Bird Bet; and Ashley writes a series of LL Cool J kid’s books. BTW: You better believe we’re applying the Chipette Theory to sharks! Starring: Thomas Jane, Saffron Burrows, Samuel L. Jackson, Jacqueline McKenzie, Michael Rapaport, Stellan Skarsgård, Aida Turturro, and LL Cool J Directed by Renny Harlin FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpo...
2021-06-172h 01TrashwatchDIRTY WORKEPISODE 34 – DIRTY WORK This week, Brandon’s picks have an unfortunate trend; Chris recalls a friend’s coming-out party; Ashley has more opera thoughts; and Brian is assailed by bookies. (Also Marrett drops in to comment on cargo shorts!) BTW: Honk your horn—it’s the bit! Starring: Norm MacDonald, Jack Warden, Artie Lange, Traylor Howard, Don Rickles, Christopher McDonald, and Chevy Chase Directed by Bob Saget FOLLOW US:Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)Facebook (https...
2021-06-101h 55TrashwatchTHE BENCHWARMERS (ft. Josh Waddle)EPISODE 33 – THE BENCHWARMERS (ft. Josh Waddle) We’re finally out of Musical May, and we’ve brought Josh Waddle (Hashtag Comedy) along for the ride to talk the gross wannabe-inspirational sports comedy(?) The Benchwarmers! This week, Ashley gets therapy; Brian casts Jon Lovitz as Jeff Bezos; Josh has a new mantra; Brandon misses signals; and Chris is pedantic about poop. BTW: A startling revelation about The Emperor’s New Groove! Starring: Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz, Craig Kilborn, Molly Sims, Tim Meadows, and Nick Swardson
2021-06-041h 52TrashwatchANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (ft. Marrett Laney)EPISODE 32 – ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (ft. Marrett Laney) The Amber Seals—reunited at last! We all sit down together in the same room (along with special guest Marrett) to close out Musical May with the Christmas zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse! This week, Chris remembers a lunch lady’s advice; Brandon throws a pen; Brian breaks; Ashley has a non-dealbreaker; and Marrett’s not part of the Turbo Team. BTW: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO RUIN POP ROCKS?!?! Starring: Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming, Sarah Swire, Christopher Leveaux, Ma...
2021-05-271h 48TrashwatchDICK TRACY (ft. Joel Derkin)EPISODE 31 – DICK TRACY Musical May goes Sondheim with Brian’s pick: Dick Tracy! This week, Chris can’t get a word in; Ashley tries to imitate Al Pacino; Joel misremembers lyrics; Brandon keeps a bit notebook; and Brian loses his mind over Amazon reviews. BTW: The grossest line in cinema history! Starring: Warren Beatty, Madonna, Glenne Headly, Charlie Korsmo, Mandy Patinkin, and Al Pacino Directed by Warren Beatty “Dick Tracy: The Most Bonkers Comic Book Movie Ever”, Patrick Willems: https://youtu.b...
2021-05-201h 50TrashwatchPOPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf)EPISODE 30 – POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf) As Musical May presses on, we are joined by George and Hope of MaddWolf (https://maddwolf.com) to praise the overlooked comedic gem Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. This week, Brandon loves lists; Ashley cites Urban Dictionary; Hope and George share a catchphrase; Brian recalls a trip to the Lincoln Park Zoo; and Chris gives us our Wu-Tang Clan names. BTW: Who is Nik Wallenda and why is he a bobblehead? Starring: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Sarah Silve...
2021-05-131h 40TrashwatchSPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?)EPISODE 29 – SPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?) It’s Musical May, folks! And we’re joined by Sara and Stacie of What Would Mom Do? to discuss Ashley’s submission: Spice World! This week, Ashley is the sixth Spice Girl; Sara disses Dick van Dyke; Chris gets a cease and desist; Stacie assembles a Tom Cruise playlist for childbirth; Brandon rants about mid-credits scenes; and Brian predicts an Incredibles 2 Amazon review.BTW: Who will play the Spice Girls on The Crown? Starring: The Spice Girls and a whol...
2021-05-061h 42TrashwatchTHE LAST AIRBENDER (ft. Clayton)EPISODE 28 – THE LAST AIRBENDER So it’s come to this: we finally sit down to talk about The Last Airbender, joined by the formerly mysterious Clayton! This week, Chris terrifies Ashley; Clayton discovers a new form of bending; Brian pitches a Blue Spirit twist; Ashley has a unique take on Yue’s hair; and Brandon quasi-redeems M. Night Shyamalan. BTW: Stab the Moon Fish in the WHAT?! Starring: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Shaun Toub, Aasif Mandvi, Cliff Curtis, and Seychelle Gabriel Direc...
2021-04-291h 50TrashwatchDROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco)EPISODE 27 – DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco) The fabulous and talented Christina Bianco joins us to talk about the hilarious—if problematic—1999 dark small-town satire, Drop Dead Gorgeous! This week, Ashley coins a new medical term; Chris conducts a pageant quiz; Brian goes full Charlie Day again; Brandon explains the appeal of tap dancing; and Christina reminisces about Dora the Explorer. BTW: Kristen Wiig stars in Soylent Green! Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janney, Denise Richards, Kirstie Alley, Sam McMurray, Mindy Sterling, Brittany Murphy, and Amy Adams...
2021-04-221h 52TrashwatchLEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIEEPISODE 26 – LEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIEWell, folks, Brian has thrown us into a minefield with the tragically Nicolas Cage-free Christian apocalypse thriller, Left Behind: The Movie! This week, Chris creates Kirk Cameron’s alter ego; Brandon points out a very unsettling credit; Brian gives the audience homework; and Ashley writes her own version of Dealbreakers.BTW: A Christian haunted house goes horribly wrong!Starring: Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson, Janaya Stephens, Clarence Gilyard Jr., Colin Fox, Gordon Currie, and Chelsea Noble
2021-04-151h 49TrashwatchFLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOREPISODE 25 – FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR We don’t know how he does it, but Brandon brought us yet another winner—the family sci-fi comedy psychological horror, Flight of the Navigator! This week, Brian makes a big bet on the reboot trailer; Chris remembers a bloodthirsty hospital robot (WARNING: slightly graphic); Brandon investigates Big Al; and Ashley is sick of modernist BS. BTW: Get pumped for the dimension-hopping sequel, Fight of the Navigators! Starring: Joey Cramer, Paul Reubens, Veronica Cartwright, Cliff DeYoung, Matt Adler, Howard Hesseman, and Sarah Jessica P...
2021-04-081h 29TrashwatchTOOTH FAIRYEPISODE 24 – TOOTH FAIRYWARNING: We spend the first several minutes talking about unpleasant experiences at the dentist. Feel free to skip to ~8:35 if needed.This week, Ashley recalls an unfortunately named dentist; Brian pitches an indie movie; Chris gets burned by Ashley; and Brandon learns the truth about public defenders.BTW: Fare thee well, Jebediah Flick!Shout-out to fellow podcast Let the Movie Speak!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-the-movie-speak/id1547081524...
2021-04-011h 41TrashwatchALMOST HEROESEPISODE 23 – ALMOST HEROES As March Mattness comes to a close, we determine once and for all who is the best Matt. Is it Damon? McConaughey? Macfadyen? Or is it Chris’s pick: Matthew Perry, who pairs up with Chris Farley in the pioneer buddy comedy Almost Heroes! This week, Brandon finds the best place in his home for a Chris Farley painting; Chris brings us more insane stories; Brian is the king of transitions; and Ashley’s Chipmunk Theory pulls through yet again! BTW: Fun field trip stories! Starrin...
2021-03-251h 43TrashwatchTHE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011)EPISODE 22 – THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011) March Mattness drags on with Brian’s pick: Matthew Macfadyen in Paul W. S. Anderson’s 2011 opus, The Three Musketeers! This week, Brian fumbles with his pop filter; Chris reverse engineers Shakespeare; Ashley wrecks all of our 21stbirthday stories; and Brandon keeps us apprised of Dumas BS. BTW: Find yourself in a jam? Just add mass and velocity! Starring: Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson, Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Mads Mikkelsen, Christoph Waltz, Orlando Bloom, Gabrielle Wilde, and James Corden Directed...
2021-03-181h 36TrashwatchREIGN OF FIREEPISODE 21 – REIGN OF FIRE March Mattness continues with Brandon’s entry: Matthew McConaughey in 2002’s dragon apocalypse epic, Reign of Fire! This week, Brian gets a new best way to make an entrance; Ashley hides out at the last Kinko’s; Chris finds the worst person on Amazon; and Brandon advocates eating ash. BTW: Christian Bale stars in Rent of Fire! Starring: Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard Butler, Scott Moutter, and David Kennedy Directed by Rob Bowman FOLLOW US:
2021-03-111h 30TrashwatchSTUCK ON YOUEPISODE 20 – STUCK ON YOU We kick off March Mattness with Ashley’s submission: Matt Damon in the Farrelly brothers conjoined twin comedy Stuck on You! This week, Chris gets an intervention; Brandon punishes his friend with Epic Movie; Ashley talks about the grossest line ever; and Brian just wants it to END!!!!!!!!BTW: A troubling amount of troubling cameos!Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Wen Yann Shih, Ray “Rocket” Valliere, Terence Bernie Hines, Seymour Cassel, and Cher (as herself) Direc...
2021-03-041h 28TrashwatchCUBAN FURY (ft. Krista Stauffer of Speak Easily)EPISODE 19 – CUBAN FURY The Amber Seals wrap up Rom Com Month with a little help from Krista Stauffer of the Speak Easily Podcast! This week, Chris chauffeurs for Micky Dolenz; Brandon develops a car crash fetish; Ashley reveals why she owns bowling shoes; Brian pitches his Broadway mixtape; and Krista comes out of her comfort… box? BTW: What if Ian McShane’s character was played by Tommy Wiseau? Starring: Nick Frost, Rashida Jones, Chris O’Dowd, Ian McShane, and Olivia Colman Directed by James Griffi...
2021-02-251h 29TrashwatchELLA ENCHANTEDEPISODE 18 – ELLA ENCHANTED Good news, everyone—Ashley has officially joined the podcast as a full-time Amber Seal! Bad news, everyone—Brian made us watch the disastrous 2004 adaptation of the classic novel Ella Enchanted! This week, Brandon reads fantasy personal ads; Brian unveils his Moira Rose impression; Chris has a bad time at Bonnaroo; and Ashley breaks the rules of the Movie Game. BTW: Huck Finn wasn’t even a dog in the book! Starring: Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Aidan McArdle, Joanna Lumley, Lucy Punch, Jennifer Higham, Min...
2021-02-181h 24TrashwatchTWO WEEKS NOTICEEPISODE 16 – TWO WEEKS NOTICE We kick off Rom Com Month with the movie of a thousand plots: Two Weeks Notice! This week, Brian emerges from his film crypt with his ink and quill; Chris gives his Yelp review of Coney Island; Ashley recommends Christian romance novels; and Brandon determines whether or not the word “dab” is hot. BTW: The Fart-Asses/Amber Seals/Trash Watch Gang are officially Team Monke! Starring: Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, Alicia Witt, David Haig, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, and two disgraced former presidents
2021-02-041h 21TrashwatchTHE CHIPMUNK ADVENTUREEPISODE 15 – THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE Show favorite Ashley returns to the podcast to discuss the creepy, racist, high-pitched nightmare that is The Chipmunk Adventure! This week, Brian is the Jon Arbuckle of Jon Arbuckles; Brandon discovers mind-blowing information about the Chipette’s parentage; Ashley turns traitor; and Chris is as mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore! Plus: We announce our upcoming theme months! (Shout-out to The Stephen Queens podcast for the inspiration: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stephen-queens-podcast/id1527179109) Starring: Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Jani...
2021-01-281h 19TrashwatchNOW AND THENEPISODE 12 – NOW AND THEN WARNING: This episode is extremely horny and NSFW. Happy New Year from Trash Watch and special guest Ashley Woodard! Join us as we discuss a heartfelt yarn about friendship, double murders, labyrinthine newspaper articles, and a whole buncha sex talk. Grab some chicken and spiked lemonade and sit back for our take on this coming-of-age story that’s a lot more then than now. Plus: The Trash Watch Boys get a new nickname! Starring: Christina Ricci, Thora Birch, Gaby Hoffmann...
2021-01-071h 21TrashwatchSCROOGEDEPISODE 9 – SCROOGED Deck the halls with a good Christmas movie about bad people! Take a taxi with Christmas Past and simp for Karen Allen; get hit with a toaster by Christmas Present; and experience the pure horror of Christmas Future—all set to the Danny Elfman-est of scores! Get ready to add this cult classic to your holiday rotation, or else we three ghosts just might have to haunt you. Plus: On this week’s Trash to Treasure… did B murder Craig? Starring: Bill Murray, Karen Allen, Alfre Wooda...
2020-12-091h 22
The Money Mindset Podcast#35 How DeShena Changed Her Mindset & Paid Off $54,000 in 2.5 Years!DeShena used to be so stressed about paying bills that she would physically shake when she had to deal with it. But with some mindset shifts she was able to get caught up on her bills and pay off $54,000 in 2.5 years!
She is now a life coach to help others work on their mindset so they can overcome that stress and live the life they want!
About DeShena:
I’m DeShena Woodard, founder of Extravagantly Broke, a blog that empowers women to crush debt and pursue their passions. I’m an everyday working mom who...
2020-06-1528 min