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Lounge Lizards PodcastShout Out to Red Flags | Twilight | Lounge LizardsSay it…out loud…LOUNGE LIZARDS! Still coming at you from Cape Cod, Ashlynn and Kate revisit a millennial cult classic (though Ashlynn may disagree), Twilight. What would spooky season be without a vampire movie? On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we ponder the unnerving red flags of all the key players, reminisce about peak Twilight fandom culture, debate being Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and discuss Kate’s potential new career path…maybe with a little special guest visit. Hop on, spider monkey!! Come sit on the couch with us! Video version available on YouTube...2024-10-261h 12
Lounge Lizards PodcastLittle Stereotypes Only | Get Out | Lounge LizardsComing to you with a ~destination episode~, we’re embracing the “Get Out” of it all and recording from Kate’s parents’ house! Who better to discuss Jordan Peele’s thriller following an interracial couple meeting Rose’s white family for the first time than your favorite interracial lesbian lovers? On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we’re taking you on our juice cleanse journey while we discuss one of our recent favorites, Get Out. We go on the hunt for all of Jordan Peele’s Easter eggs hidden throughout the movie, break down some stereotypes, and debate which parts...2024-10-181h 07
Lounge Lizards PodcastDon't Scratch Your Left Hand! | Practical Magic | Lounge LizardsBe careful what you wish for, girls! In honor of spooky season, the Lounge Lizards are discussing Ashlynn’s all-time favorite movie, Practical Magic. Seriously…she can recite the film word for word, and she plays a game to prove it! It begs the question — was she born into a coven?? In this episode, we question how critics could possibly give this cinematic masterpiece a 25% on Rotten Tomatoes, praise the perfectly mystical soundtrack featuring rock’s favorite witch, Stevie Nicks, and decipher the meaning behind many… interesting superstitions. Tune in to find out who we’re doing a blood oath...2024-10-121h 03
Lounge Lizards PodcastWhite People Love to Separate | Scary Movie 2 | Lounge LizardsWhile spooky season has a mandatory watchlist of horror films, witchy romcoms, and unsettling thrillers, us Lounge Lizards decided to kick off our Halloween watch party with a classic horror spoof, Scary Movie 2 — because nothing is more on brand for Ashlynn and Kate than to pick the least obvious movie choice (not even the OG Scary Movie??) Join us as we chat about Halloween, the Wayans Family dynasty, and dissect the comedic genius of the first two Scary Movies! In true Lounge Lizard form, we play a rousing game of FMK and also pitch our own spoof mo...2024-10-0543 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastWhat Part? | RHOSLC S5 EP1 | Lounge LizardsCatch us in the après ski lounge — where the drinks are chilled, but the drama is sizzling! On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate head across the country to Mormon territory exploring the fascinating lives of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We’re celebrating the fifth season premiere of Bravo’s hit franchise — trying to serve our own taglines, chat about how we’re Meredith Marks and Lisa Barlow apologists, and wonder how we’d fare as Bravo housewives… Join us as we discuss the evolution of this franchise, and how this season s...2024-09-2653 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastYassify or Not To Yassify | Uglies | Lounge LizardsAre you an Ugly or are you a Pretty? On this week’s episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about the recently released Netflix fever dream, Uglies, based on the YA series written by Scott Westerfeld. This movie has everything a preteen is looking for in a dystopian future — hoverboards, Instagram filters, and evil hot people! Listen as we try to understand the psyche behind McG’s directing choices, the tuneless EDM bops on the soundtrack, and whether or not we’d get plastic surgery for a better tomorrow! What would you change about yourself if it me...2024-09-2052 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastIs Grandma ALWAYS watching over you? | BeetleJuice 2 | Lounge LizardsJust be warned…if you say it once more, there shall be chaos and hell in store! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate review Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, the sequel to the 1988 cult classic created by living legend, Tim Burton. In case you were wondering if this sequel could ever live up to the OG — we will certainly give you the tea! We’re discussing WHY certain cast members may not be available for the sequel * DRAMA*, how we’d want to hitch a ride on the Soul Train, and how Tim Burton is always casting his lates...2024-09-1253 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastIn Space, No One Can Feel the AC… | Alien : Romulus | Lounge LizardsAaaaand we’re back! Your resident Lounge Lizards have made a full recovery from Covid-19, but we’re still recovering from the terror of the newest installment in the Alien franchise, Alien: Romulus. We discuss our new obsession, Alamo Drafthouse, try to make sense of the first twenty minutes of the film, and debate how we’d fair against the Xenomorphs. Who are you introducing an alien to? Would you rather fight an alien or a robot? Do you think you could make it past the Xenomorphs without getting attacked? We’re prepping for the inevitable proof that ali...2024-08-2951 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastWe’ll Bring Honor and Demure | Mulan | Lounge LizardsThese Disney princesses don’t need no man! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate needed a comfort watch — and what better choice than the OG fierce warrior princess, Mulan. We discuss how this movie impacted both of us as children, the buuuuumpin’ soundtrack, and how Shan Yu is in desperate need of a spa treatment. We discuss honor, voice actors, the homoerotic tendencies between Mulan and Li Shang, and who our ancestors would send to help us win the war. Plot twist — Ashlynn will probably win… Come sit on the couch with us! New episode...2024-08-1542 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastTrippin’ B*lls in Harrenhal | HOD S2 Finale | Lounge LizardsDid you take magic mushrooms in the halls of Harrenhal with Daemon? Well, after listening to this episode, you might think you have! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate discuss the entirety of the second season of House of the Dragon. Like Alys Rivers, we too predicted the future in our second episode, so we revisited some of our theories to see if they came to life over the course of the season. With a rousing game of FMK roulette, we successfully insert ourselves into one of the most talked about series in recent history...2024-08-1056 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastAll Superheroes are Made in Russia | Deadpool vs Wolverine | Lounge LizardsWe fell right into their trap! This week on Lounge Lizards, Ashlynn and Kate talk about recent commercial success, Deadpool vs. Wolverine. As we attempt to untangle the Marvel Cinematic Universe, we also try to piece together exactly what about Deadpool appeals to it’s millennial audience. Comic book bros, don’t come for us!! Ashlynn and Kate share their own superhero personas, and try to figure out if they could be a superhero duo fighting the Russian scientists who created them. We also chat about the iconic soundtrack, the plethora of cameos in the film, and wheth...2024-08-0154 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastThe Library is Open | RuPaul All Stars S9 | Lounge LizardsEp 7 — Tootin’ for All Stars 9 The time has come for you to tune in to the next episode of Lounge Lizards! On the eve of the season finale, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 9, Ashlynn and Kate are talking alllll things Drag Race, honey. Because reviewing is WHAT?!? Fundamental! This week’s episode celebrates all things Drag Race. Ashlynn and Kate participate in their own reading challenge, Toot or Boot some of this season’s looks, and turn out their best Snatch Game impressions! Who do we think would win in a lip sync for your life...2024-07-251h 01
Lounge Lizards PodcastOh Missy, You’re So Fine! | Bring It On | Lounge LizardsI saaaaaaidddddd BRR! It’s cold in here! There must be Lounge Lizards in the atmosphere! In this episode, we’re taking it back to the 00’s classic cheerleader flick, Bring It On. Shake your pom poms and practice your back handspring because we want YOU to join the Lounge Lizards squad next school year! This week, we’re chatting about high school rivalries, Kate’s middle school flute competition, and Ashlynn’s tearaway pants making a splash on the basketball court. We also reveal just how much of an influence Bring It On has on our brain rot, s...2024-07-1850 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastAyo, Chef ! | The Bear S3 | Lounge LizardsThe special menu item of the week is Season 3 of The Bear! After the long-awaited release of the third season of this kitchen dramedy, Ashlynn & Kate sit down to dish (pun intended) their thoughts on what did and didn’t happen this season. This episode is filled with restaurant stories, Kate’s bad transitions, incorrect idioms, and a new segment!! Introducing: What’s the Street Sayin? We debate if Jeremy Allen White is the Rat King of Rat Boy Summer, and muse on what type of restaurant we’d like to open. Take a shot each time you hear...2024-07-1149 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastRed, White and Do You Booboo | Talladega Nights | Lounge LizardsRev up your engines! On this patriotic 4th of July, nothing screams America more than NASCAR, Wonderbread, and Will Ferrell — so we had to take a trip back in time to watch Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. We talk boy humor, how July 4th is the greatest holiday bar none, Ashlynn’s GTA-style driving around New York City, and Kate derails the episode eighteen times! Who would be your NASCAR sponsor? Can you top the dynamic duo catchphrase, “Shake and Bake?” Are you praying to the baby or grownup Jesus? Come sit on the couc...2024-07-0554 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastIs Anxiety spidey senses? | Inside Out 2 | Lounge LizardsAhhhh, the pulsing throes of puberty! On this episode of Lounge Lizards, join Ashlynn and Kate as we relive the pain and cringe of our preteen years after watching Inside Out 2. We’re talking about which Pixar films make our allergies act up, club nights that end up with a bathroom panic attack, and how Ashlynn’s extra emotion at the console table has buck teeth…Kate’s obviously is covered in glitter. Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes on Thursdays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. I...2024-06-2754 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastI'm leaving here with somethin' | House of the Dragon S2 | Lounge LizardsIs somebody gonna match Alicent’s freak? On this episode of Lounge Lizards, we’re chatting about the highly anticipated season two premiere of House of the Dragon! Join Ashlynn and Kate as we discuss all the twists and turns of the first episode of the Game of Thrones prequel series. Are you Team Black or Team Green? Should Denzel Washington have been cast as Aemond? Who’s your HOTD Big Three? Come sit on the couch with us! new episodes on Thursdays across all platforms. Video version available on YouTube. If you like what you’re...2024-06-2057 min
Lounge Lizards PodcastHello! | Lounge LizardsWelcome to the Lounge Lizards Podcast! Meet Ashlynn and Kate, your lesbian lounge lizards, as we open up our relationship... for your scrutiny and judgment!! Before we start to dive into our highbrow critiques of cinema, we wanted to give you, our fabulous listeners, a chance to learn a little more about what makes us tick! We talk about our love for each other and our hate for splitting checks, debate the premiere date of Game of Thrones, and give our best Meredith Marks impressions. Hopefully, we’ve charmed you enough to subscribe to our pod...2024-06-1547 min
Ya Know What I MeanKate Ryan Prt 3Ashlynn Salzano sits down with lover, friend, and foe Kate Ryan to talk about all the fun things that come with fall like fake diets, pumpkin picking and the beginning of colds. The problem of the week is Anxiety and mental health issues. Dumb Crime is about a man who robs a bank for his wedding and his fiancee turns him in!! DUMB CRIME: https://www.newser.com/story/281395/day-before-wedding-woman-tells-fiance-to-turn-himself-in.html INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/kateryan37/ https://www.instagram.com/yaknowwhatimeanshow/ https://www.instagram.com/ashlynnsalzano/2019-10-151h 06
Ya Know What I MeanKate Ryan prt2Comedian Ashlynn Salzano sits down with Co-Host Kate Ryan they talk about whats it like to play UNO with your partner, the future of instagram, how far will rating people go?, and dating. The tip of the week is from your friendly bartender/server. Good news is about a son who scaled a 15th floor building to save his mom from a fire, and dumb crime is about a man who hid cocaine under is toupee at the airport. GOOD NEWS https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/22/us/philadelphia-man-climbs-building-to-save-mother-trnd/index.html DUMB...2019-07-2959 min
Ya Know What I MeanKate Cassidy RyanAshlynn Salzano and Kate Cassidy Ryan are friends, lovers and enemies all at once. On this episode they talk about relationships , being a woman , and some good news and some dumb crime . GOOD NEWS: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/he-taught-himself-to-draw-in-prison-now-hes-winning-over-the-art-world/ar-BBTfrQQ DUMB CRIME: http://www.newser.com/story/271031/would-be-bank-robbers-called-uber-for-getaway.html https://www.koco.com/article/ocpd-3-teenagers-in-custody-after-incident-at-northwest-oklahoma-city-bank/26147753 Kate Cassidy Ryan @Kateryan37 (instagram) @k8ry (twitter)2019-03-0559 min