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THE LOUDEST PODCASTRancho Recaps A Christmas Story Christmas + Asterios Learns "The Luigi"Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!
2024-12-2559 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTMinisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To HaircutsWe're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode!
But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.
2024-05-0619 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets Outed As A StraightAnd: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once
2024-03-0453 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTShould You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It.Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers.
Three different times.
2024-02-2650 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-ShirtsAsterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"
2023-11-221h 13THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Hates BlueySirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.
2023-04-2952 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Returns A Crack Pipe To An Illegal Naruto-Themed Marijuana DispensaryAlso: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters game
2023-03-071h 01THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED ReviewAlso: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265
2022-11-101h 08THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Takes A Live ADHD TestAlso: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet
2022-09-181h 01THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Buys Weed On InstagramAlso: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos
2022-08-251h 17THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting
Last week, Sirancha attended one of America's many, many 4th of July shootings. Meanwhile, Asterios tried several brands of light ice cream.
2022-07-0748 min
THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets Pee-TSDWho clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Goes Back To Improv SchoolWho knew trying to better yourself would suck shit
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets A Soundboardthe Moment has arrived
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The RanchAlso Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Ratyup.
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought CopsThis dog is totally insane, you would love her
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha‘s Desert DrugcationSirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"
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Shop TLP: http://www.spiteincorporated.com2021-09-141h 20THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure
Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.
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2021-07-2156 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha's Dad Fails A Racism QuizAsterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!
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2021-07-0143 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Stops A Street FightCrypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.
2021-05-051h 12THE LOUDEST PODCASTOne Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"
2021-04-211h 17THE LOUDEST PODCASTBarbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash FicAsterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!
2021-02-101h 35THE LOUDEST PODCASTThat Grubhub CommercialSirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.
2021-01-201h 03THE LOUDEST PODCASTCoupstoryAsterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.
2021-01-131h 05THE LOUDEST PODCASTSeason's SqueezingsSirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!
2020-12-251h 00THE LOUDEST PODCASTStonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBDSirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal.
2020-11-111h 01THE LOUDEST PODCASTSIRANCHA RETURNS!
Election chatter! Cereal chatter! The Thought Cops chatter! And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!
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2020-11-031h 12
THE LOUDEST PODCASTThe Lime & The Kokkinos: The Lost Episode: Mario PartyDue to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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2020-10-281h 15THE LOUDEST PODCASTWe Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars ChatterSirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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2020-10-071h 07THE LOUDEST PODCASTSummer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains "The Feet People"Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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2020-09-3059 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWe Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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2020-09-2357 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal EditionAsterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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2020-09-1650 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWho's In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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2020-09-0948 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets Jury DutyAsterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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2020-09-0258 min
THE LOUDEST PODCASTDid Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJSirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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2020-08-2651 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTKrave Review + Ben Shapiro's Dry Ass Sex LifeAsterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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2020-08-1949 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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2020-08-131h 10THE LOUDEST PODCASTNathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB)Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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2020-07-291h 10
THE LOUDEST PODCASTThe Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere DevOn Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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2020-07-221h 03THE LOUDEST PODCASTFunko or Fakeo?Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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2020-07-0850 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTFemboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny'sListener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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2020-06-221h 10THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha, The Queen of CHAZAsterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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2020-06-1645 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTRussell Greer Sues Taylor Swift AgainSirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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2020-06-0858 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Explains 90 Day FiancéAsterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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2020-05-1854 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha vs. Fake WeebsAsterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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2020-05-1158 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTBoomer CrossingSirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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2020-05-0655 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha vs. ApplebeesSirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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2020-04-2749 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios & Sirancha Play "C*** Wars"Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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2020-04-201h 12THE LOUDEST PODCASTWe Review "Anna's Rules For Marrying A Billionaire"Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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2020-04-131h 23THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha's Game Corner: "Fap Titans"Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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2020-04-061h 26THE LOUDEST PODCASTThe GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2
Asterios fixes Frozen 2.
Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.
And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.
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2020-03-301h 21
THE LOUDEST PODCASTThe Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies
LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum.
Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies.
Neither will ever be the same.
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2020-03-191h 13THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone
Asterios gives his worst advice yet.
Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."
And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.
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Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.
Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.
And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.
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2020-03-091h 13THE LOUDEST PODCASTWho Are The Best And Worst Babies?Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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2020-03-0155 min
THE LOUDEST PODCASTWho Is Mike Bloomberg’s Secret Crush?Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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2020-02-241h 06THE LOUDEST PODCAST1st Anniversary Special! We Saw The Sonic MovieSirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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2020-02-181h 35THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Makes The Front Page of /r/AmITheAssholeSirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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2020-02-101h 12THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Goes To Overeaters AnonymousAsterios kills it during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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2020-02-031h 32THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets Banned From Amazon & Reddit (Again)Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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2020-01-2859 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWorms On A StringSirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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2020-01-201h 27THE LOUDEST PODCASTWe Went To Star Wars: Galaxy’s EdgeSirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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2020-01-131h 13THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha Gets Banned From Reddit
Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.
Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.
And Baby Yoda gets punched.
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2020-01-0656 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTHave A Harakiri ChristmasSirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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2019-12-3056 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWe Saw Star Wars: Rise of the SkywalkerAsterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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2019-12-231h 15THE LOUDEST PODCASTDabbin’ On Tampons (For Charity)Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon o...2019-12-1655 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTTight At The MuseumSirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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2019-12-091h 01THE LOUDEST PODCASTCOPPA Will Take Your Parents Away If You Are Under 13!Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
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2019-12-031h 20THE LOUDEST PODCASTAnti-Dabbing AdvocateSirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
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2019-11-251h 24THE LOUDEST PODCAST/r/Are We The A**holes?Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.
Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the a**hole?
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2019-11-181h 00
THE LOUDEST PODCASTFrom Ragtime to Lo-FiSirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.
Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.
And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.
At age 37.
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1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation:
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2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan:
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2019-11-111h 10THE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha’s Back!Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
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2019-11-041h 34THE LOUDEST PODCASTThe Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm SchoolSirancha takes us to Charm School.
Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.
And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTMemes For A Job InterviewA very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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Asterios nearly drowns on air.
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2019-09-091h 05THE LOUDEST PODCASTGarfieldEATS ReviewSirancha tries GarfieldEATS.
Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.
And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.
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2019-09-021h 13
THE LOUDEST PODCASTDon’t Say The B-Word At The AirportSirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
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2019-08-191h 15THE LOUDEST PODCASTA Farewell To Hooves
Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.
Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.
And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.
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Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
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2019-07-2959 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTThe Ranchsterios SlimeryAsterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
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2019-07-2256 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTSirancha’s Birthday Bash
For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by...
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
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2019-07-161h 13THE LOUDEST PODCASTThis Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating
How much does your family know about your online life?
For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much.
Way, way too much.
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https...2019-07-0858 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTPatreon Party Poopers
Asterios meets an occultist.
Sirancha steals some oat milk.
And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?
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2019-06-241h 06THE LOUDEST PODCASTDabbing On Straight PeopleSirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
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THE LOUDEST PODCASTChristory #1: From Christopher to ChristianWelcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Join us, won't you?
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2019-06-041h 28THE LOUDEST PODCASTCan’t Understand Nathen’s TradeAsterios channels his inner Nathen.
Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.
You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.
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2019-06-0357 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTJames Charles’ Bizzare Instagram AdventureSirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.
And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!
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2019-05-201h 10THE LOUDEST PODCASTLaw School VirginSirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...
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2019-04-221h 16THE LOUDEST PODCASTA Firing Squad of DicksSirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
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2019-04-151h 09THE LOUDEST PODCASTEverything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & SexSirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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2019-04-081h 34THE LOUDEST PODCASTNormal Porn For Normal PeopleSirancha wants better porn for women.
Asterios has a few ideas.
Sirancha hates them.
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2019-04-011h 14THE LOUDEST PODCASTWackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha’s Survivor ScreedAsterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.
Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.
(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)
(Who we also love.)
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2019-03-251h 07THE LOUDEST PODCASTTo Catch One, You Must Be OneSirancha loves Cilantro.
Asterios hates ASMR.
And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.
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2019-03-181h 14THE LOUDEST PODCASTFan Unboxings + Sirancha’s Survivor Showdown!Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.
Asterios opens a very emotional gift.
And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.
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2019-03-111h 07THE LOUDEST PODCASTAsterios Kills A Kid Presents, ”Hard Up For Heroin!”The kids want their heroin.
It's our job to...help?
And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.
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2019-03-0458 minTHE LOUDEST PODCASTWho Is The Worst Fictional Animal?Sirancha hates Chewbacca.
Asterios hates Bambi.
And our lovely callers hate making sense.
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2019-02-181h 27THE LOUDEST PODCASTMemes Are A Secret Shame
Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.
Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.
And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.
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2019-02-111h 06THE LOUDEST PODCASTThree Foot Resting BeautyIT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
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