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Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 73: Julian’s Favorite PupusaThis week the boys talk about: Cold Chicken, Straws, solids, napkin hoarding, Papoosas, Bluetooth speakers, Hags, Duolingo, and more!
Get into some passive exercise (14:48)
Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to (23:39)
Take those napkins home buddy (24:58)
Be cautious of people speaking in absolutes (34:06)
Sticker price prices (37:37)
Pro tip for choosing a restaurant with your partner (44:06)
Sink draining tip of the week (51:45)
Deep Ass Tips (59:14)
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2023-02-261h 00Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEP 72: A Load to RememberThis week the boys talk about: The Greatest Journal in the World, Robot Vacuums, Exercise, Bangers, My Little PonyBoys, Tylenol Suicide, PB Jars, Silk shirts, Dripping’ and More!
Be careful with the toxic coworker who never got fired (11:06)
Make a gift list on your phone (13:55)
A secret tip to control binge watching (18:48)
If you are going to commit suicide, don’t use Tylenol (22:44)
Get a big comforter (31:09)
Julian’s recycling tip of the week (36:44)
Hot water is for the birds (49:21)
Plunging tips of the st...
2023-02-1059 min
Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEP 71: Erogenous Loading ZonesThis week the boys talk about: Ford vs Chevy, Eating your mom, dick pics, bloody bags, road trip pissers, Conversating, Thug life, pony tails, and more!
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2023-02-041h 01Just the Tips with Austin and JulianJTT Ep 70: A Very Special Dumpster Fire of a Christmas EpisodeThis week the boys talk about….. Honestly, who cares any more. Please don’t give up on us guys…..
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2023-01-1944 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 69: The Cheesecake Factory OutletThis week the boys talk about Bed Bugs, The 69 Boyz, Spray Tans, Cargo Pants, Hokas and Brooks, Soup Cheeks, Wettest Mouth Competitions, Hairy knuckle Mollies, V- Neck Sweaters, The BeeGees, and More!
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You can return Nikes for up to 2 years of defects (13:15)
What’s good to know before you know it? Know where your water shut off valve is on your house (20:11)
Take it easy with the household cleaning products (29:05)
How to prevent photo swiping (32:30)
Diet exercise is about more than looking good na...
2022-12-131h 04
Just the Tips with Austin and JulianJTT Ep 68: Cowboy Butts make me SchmutzThis week the boys talk about Inglewood gun flashing, Angel’s bag of pumpkins, Fudgecicles, Smoking cigs inside, Naked Grandpas and pros and cons of sleeping with them and more!
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You are under no obligation to answer your door (9:04)
Tips for busting iPhone snoopers (16:30)
Use the doorbell to get off the phone (20:22)
Clean your sink faucet aerator ASAP (29:58)
Only say good things behind people’s backs (37:30)
Record stories from old people before they die (41:30)
Wear your polarized shades when driv...
2022-12-0457 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 67: Undocumented TwerkersThis week the boys talk about spiders, rattle snakes, Bike WashingBusinesses/Horrible business ideas, Poison boys get the poison out, Trash digging, rib bones, The Sniffer Test, The Sniffers, Julian’s round butt cheeks, and more!
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Relocate your spiders (13:38)
How to react to those pesky dog attacks (20:33)
Let’s talk decluttering (26:00)
How to get those stubborn sweat smells out of your gym socks (31:40)
How to get over that chronic snoozing ya big lug (35:16)
Julian’s shit tip of the week about organi...
2022-11-151h 01Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 66: Return of the Bean DippersThis week the Boys talk about Soul Patch Flavor Enhancing Tips of the Stars, Xanax Flights, Chevy Men, DoorDash vs BeanDash, A ride on the Devil’s Wagon, Bean Dip Deep Dives, All the Fuss, Slanging Beans, Bean Envy, and more!
Coming Soon: Julian’s new auto-biography: Terrified and Thirsty: A Young Man’s Journey Across the Sonoran South West Glory Hole Circuit. A Tale of Growing Up, Finding Fulfillment and Finding One’s Own Inner-Passion.
Don’t put bumper stickers on your car, they can make you a target for crazies (07:37)
Pay cash at lo...
2022-10-211h 05Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 65: Dr. Phil’s Bottomless Bell BottomsThis week the boys talk about: Smooth Butts, Definitely the Cheeks, A Fedora for Every Occasion, Trains are the Shit, Butt Girl, Dr. Oz vs Dr. Phil, Back Alley Bottomless Mimosas, The Lil’ John Model Train Experience and more!
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Nobody cares if you work your butt off (6:31)
Become friends with gardeners (19:49)
Live close to work if you can (26:20)
How to clean your water bottle if you’ve had a labotomy (32:21)
Cover your laptop camera for goodness sake (39:17)
A met oven mitt is n...
2022-08-131h 03Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 64: Nips TuckedThis week the boys talk about Cool Handed Luke, Old Bangers, Julian’s First Tweet, Cream Dreams, Robot Vacuums, Sizzlers of the Southwest, AC the Buffet King, Nips Hangin’ and more!
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Here’s how to stay cool at night (4:45)
How to fuck the police (9:35)
How to manage your finances (24:06)
Working out is good for your mental health too (30:07)
Don’t be afraid to end a conversation you don’t want to be in (34:47)
It’s not all about you, guy (41:16)
Define you...
2022-08-0559 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 63: Twerkin’ Hard or Hardly Twerkin’This week the boys talk about: 2003 and Me, Ballroom Dancing, , Upbeat Summertime Lovin’, Big Tymers and Friends, Twerkin’ to the Oldies Volume 1, Hard Summers, Julians New and Improved Thanksgiving Turkey Secrets, WW2, and more!
Coming this spring: Julian’s updated autobiography: Mr. Big Dick: The Trials and Tribulations of a Well-Penised Man Growing Up in the Sonoran Southwest. A Modern Tale of Life, Love and Loss.
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Insider tricks for cancelling hotel reservations (8:22)
How to remember people’s names (13:46)
Never cook I meal for the first time if...
2022-07-281h 10Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 62: Cracker Ass Cracker BarrelThis week the boys talk about Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Cracker Barrel Boners, second-hand shoes, Asic’s Jelly, Drinking Alone, Mandolins, Shitty Drivers, Cups O’ Shit and more!
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Lifetime Supply of Mac and Cheese (08:06)
Take a pic of your car’s mileage before taking it to the shop (12:48)
DOs and DO NOT DOs for restaurant non-professionals (17:46)
Doig things when you don’t want to do them is a skill (23:14)
Never skimp on what you put between yourself and the ground (28:46)
Ask the staf...
2022-07-1959 min
Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 61: Regrets and ’95 CorvettesThis week the boys talk about purple puke, MadDog 20/20, soup stock, meat bones, The Adventures of Chicken Bone Geoff, Soup Broth Secrets of the Stars, those fucking raviolis, Orange Julius hoes, Falling in love with your car all over again, packaged gravy Dos and Do Not Dos and more!
We regret to inform you that Uncle Juilan’s Packaged Gravy is now discontinued. In honor of this fine product we will be giving our listeners a 40% discount on any and all of Uncle Juilan’s Packaged Gravy products. *Warning: UJPG is not safe for consumption.
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2022-04-171h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp: 60: Spank me now, Thank me laterThis week the boys talk about Pina Coladas, Wine-Steins, Adult Arcades, Kiana Reeves, The Matrix, Bad Ass Motorcycles, Boiling the bones, Tank Bodies, Fanny packs, Rollerblade gangs and more!
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Shit tip of the week! In a survival situation, cook things in water instead of fire (10:36)
Do chores when you feel angry (15:16)
Practice correctly from the beginning (19:12)
It’s okay to look back, but don’t stare (31:30)
Motorcyclist secret cop signals/Julian’s story time (34:05)
Deep Ass Tips (60:53)
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2022-02-251h 02Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 59: Rocked BottomsThis week the boys talk about Hemorrhoids, Impeding cheeks, Humpin’ Around, Pottery Barn, Sasquatches, Thunder Fucking, Rice Heavy Households, Julian’s Lazy Eyes, Breakfast Sandwiches, Moon Pies and More!
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Just because someone is a good speaker doesn’t mean they know what they are talking about (8:24)
Try every style of food after moving out of your childhood home (16:00)
Buy quality stuff at a thrift store over cheap shitty shit (24:20)
Never wash rice down the sink (27:59)
Stare into the sun in the morning (32:01)
Food...
2022-01-231h 01Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 58: Bowflex Power Rod Dad Bods (The lost episode)This week the boys talk debate ITT Tech Vs Trump University,, Crumple Zones, The Pros and Cons of Getting Plunged, Jars of Urine, Subway Masturbation, Ellipticals and Bowflexing, Second Hand Food, Pussy Footing, Hairy Finger Dipping, One Shot Moves, Arm Wrestling Hot Hunks and more!
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Voice record your interaction after a car accident (5:00)
Say yes to new friends if you don’t want to die alone (9:40)
Use the weekend to build the life you want instead of trying to escape the life you have (16:02)
Your em...
2022-01-091h 03Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 57: The Sweet James Pleasure Experience: Pt 1This week the boys talk about Jerky Bags, New Years Resolutions, Vegemite, Bing, Stephen Seagal: Hard to Kill, The Imperial System, Jules takes a spill, Skateboarding and more!
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When you make a visible mistake in front of people, Amit fault immediately (5:49)
Bing shit tip of the week (8:38)
Always use a waterproof bed cover on your mattress (13:05)
Foreigner shit tip of the week (21:14)
Do Not comment on the obvious thing about a person (23:00)
How to not lose your child at Disneyland (26:58)
2022-01-0157 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 56: A Very Special Covid ChristmasThis week the boys are back in town and talking about Santa’s Sweatshop, Julian’s Favorite Pen, The Hairless Club for Men (Julian is not only the President but he's also a Client), Florence Rump Shaker and Much Much More!
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If someone important in your life mentions something that they want or need, write it down in your notepad (5:08)
Gift advice: Buy someone an expensive version of something that is normally cheap (11:20)
No shit Tip of the week. Uber drivers rate you as a passenger (13:41)
Ge...
2021-12-251h 02Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 55: Fresh Beans and Kirkland JeansThis week the boys talk about Dongle issues, Julian gets his butt lasered, Woodshop Whiffs, Dirty Rugs, Modern Lubricants, other Macho things and much more!
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Driving predictable over polite (10:16)
When testing your fire alarms, pay attention to where your pets hide (13:55)
Staying in shape is easier than getting in shape. So we recommend already being in shape (17:49)
Powerwash your soiled things at the car wash (21:36)
Don’t eat so fast you fat fuck (25:20)
If you’re uncomfortable with compliments, just say, “thank...
2021-11-0555 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 54: Uncommon LoadsThis week the boys talk about Domestic Passion, Toxic Peoples, Charles Manson, Couch Potatoes, PB and Jelly, Extra Spicy Things and more!
Yoga Nidra: https://youtu.be/7H0FKzeuVVs
https://youtu.be/7H0FKzeuVVs
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Going on a vacation with the person you’re dating can be a good short cut to testing your compatibility (9:26)
The How to Sleep tip of the week (22:47)
Check yourself: Sometimes YOU are the toxic person (25:55)
If you hear a word you don’t know, look it up a...
2021-10-0958 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 53: Fried Pickle ProblemsThis week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Giant Mounds of Shit, Clogging Toilets, Forced Bottoms, ATF, Bisexual ADD, Swedish Penis Pumps, Daddy Long Legs, Coyotes, Butterflies, Ladybugs, East Coast Coyotes and More!
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A trick for remembering if you locked the door, turned off the iron, stove, etc… (11:32)
If your dog runs up to someone and they ask you to call your dog back, just do it motherfucker (20:18)
If you know someone with bad but important news, offer to spread it for them (26:30)
Stop saying ye...
2021-09-241h 00Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 52: Dad's New CorduroysThis week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Pickle Inspecting, Harbor Freight Wheelchairs, Achilles’ Heels, Sweet ass Subarus, Lucky Brand Long-Crotched Jeans, The Awkard Bulge, Affordable Jeans, Wipes and Electric Bikes, Brand Name Pickles, Testicle Models, Pros and Cons of being Crucified, Black Fish, Lab Grown Meat and more!
Blackfish Clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/phhksh/seaworld_trainer_ken_peters_survives_attempted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Where blaze orange in the woods when hiking so the hunters can see you (10:47)...
2021-09-171h 07Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 51: The Tucson TicklersThis week the boys talk about Ticklish Boys, RIP to the Lex, Cool Hand Luke and what’s in his pocket? Washing machine Ice Chests, Heartburn Solutions of the Stars, General Butt Naked and more!
Coming soon to book stores everywhere, Julian’s new Business/Sex Tip book: One Eye on my Johnson, the Other on my Wallet: My Life on the New York Stock Exchange.
The Boner Olympics! https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/os3jfi/gotta_love_the_olympics/
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When chopping food, turn the knif...
2021-09-101h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEP 50: Greatest Tips! Volume 1This week the boys take tips from earlier episodes and go on important tangents about Lip Rings and other things, Rock Hard Abs, The Tony Soprano Dress code, Fat Blobs getting ripped in their garage and more! Make sure to take notes on this one!
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Start a new hobby to make new friends (10:42)
When searching for reviews or advice, type “reddit” in with the search (18:33)
You’ll never spend as much on an Uber as a DUI (26:54)
Show up to anything 10 minutes early...
2021-09-031h 08Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 49: The Vin Diesel DiariesThis week the Boys talk about Asian Massages, Bratwurst Fingers, Egg Salad Truths, My Dad’s Cookies, Cocks Communications, Living Outside the Law, Good-Ass Breathing Techniques and more!
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Boiled-Egg Tips of the Pros (12:19)
Have a mechanic inspect that used car before buying (18:24)
Have your map locked in before a hike (29:21)
Don’t let your job or passion be your entire identity (35:59)
Be nice to customer service people (40:38)
Shit Tip of the week about leaving a gun with a gunsmith if depressed (48:51)
2021-07-251h 08Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 48: Cocky CowboysThis week the boys talk about Sophisticated Chain Wallets, The Cowboy Experience, Walmart Greeting, DOs and DO NOT DOs of wearing and washing jeans, Port A Potty Etiquette and more!
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Energy and attitude are the most important parts of a job interview (12:11)
Don’t be overly-loyal to your company (17:24)
Hang a wet towel outside during a heatwave for thirsty bees (32:44)
Leave your keys on top of that item you might forget to take with you (46:14)
PB&J Insider Secrets (59:30)
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2021-07-181h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 47: Mazda Miata MenThis week the boys talk about Bladder Envy, Oversized Urethras of the SouthWest, Open-Air Shitting, Manly Maintenance, Gopher Poisoning, Old Holes vs New Holes vs Random Holes, Kirkland Signature GOAT status and more!
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Avoid getting swindled by car dealerships (14:12)
Freeze your lemon peels (24:25)
Off-Brand Shopping and what it can do for you (35:24)
Cat Bellies and other dangerous places (42:31)
Shit tip of the week! How to avoid children on flights (46:06)
Tips for traveling in a foreign country (48:04)
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2021-07-111h 03Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 46: Ripe for the Tippin’This week the boys talk about Sea Turtles, Trash islands, The Claremont Trotters, Ripe Fruit, Avocado Experts, Corn Squeezing, Sex Fruit, Kegals and Buick Regals, Click Bait vs Dick Bait and more!
How to pick the perfect watermelon: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://i.redd.it/etg9yi51mc031.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/bstsi4/how_to_choose_the_perfect_watermelon/&tbnid=wgDKe8iuzMENFM&vet=1&docid=LVbxeLfw3Xq3pM&w=750&h=743&hl=en&source=sh/x/im
Crazy Sailor Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxthF9o9k0...
2021-06-041h 02Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 45: Dutch DaddiesThis week the boys talk about Soft Serve, Spreading Cheeks Revisited, Shit Doctor MD, Consumer Reports, Recyclables, Garbage, Mindfulness, TGIM and more!
The sad story of the K-cup man: https://money.cnn.com/2015/03/04/news/k-cups-keurig-inventor-regrets/index.html
Look out for Julian’s new Motivational Erotica book: Macho Man Handy Savage: How I use aggressive sex to get through the day.
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Using reddit to search for advice on the internet (12:27)
The dangerous side-effects of dehydration (19:48)
Fill out your emergency contact info in your phone (27:38)
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2021-05-211h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp: 44: A Few Pumps to FlavortownThis week the boys talk about working out high, Masturbating and Eating Nacho Cheese, Gold Chains, Javelinas, Big Dick Camp, UFOs, Action Bronson, Hairy Pits, Flavortown, Omeletes and Benedicts, Epic Wiping, Cheek Spreading to a Better Life, Shy Sphincters and more!
Magical LSD Bike Ride: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/flashback-lsd-creator-albert-hofmann-drops-acid-for-the-first-time-629085/
Candy Stripers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_volunteer
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Reasons why we were idiots (9:10)
Don’t swerve if a deer runs in front of you (12:14)
You do not need to commit to...
2021-05-071h 04Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 43: Nude Dudes (w/ Attitudes)This week the boys talk about X Box Trials and Tribulations, Tiny Tuggers, Teejayx6: The Greatest Rapper Alive, Flirtin’ w/ Dudes, Soft Core Porn, The Foreskin Thing, California Switch Blades, Jules loves T-Pain, Mortal Kombat, The Worms, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Hostess Julian Licks his Lips, Porn at the Library, Ring Camera Butt Cheeks, Hiking Moms and more!
T-Pain bringing the pain: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/n18no8/tpain_gets_harassed_and_called_the_nword_by_group/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Teejayx6: The Greatest Rapper Alive: ht...
2021-04-301h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 42: Boys ’n’ Berry BoysThis week the boys talk about Boneless Wings at the ‘Bees, Frequent Urination, A thumb in the ass and being stingy with the lube, Honky Tonk Girls, Country Music Fucking Sucks (and other objective truths), Pineapple Pizza, Good Ass Rizzoto, The Gary Busey Panty Dropper 3000 and more!
DMX Slingshotting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6koLnpVKBdc
Yelp being a Dick: https://www.google.com/search?q=Yelp+replaces+restaurant+phone+numbers&client=safari&rls=en&ei=ciZpYP-iHuLj5NoPouO30AI&oq=Yelp+replaces+restaurant+phone+numbers&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EANQmhBYmhBg1BFoAHACeACAAVWIAaIBkgEBMpgBAKABAaoBB2d3cy13aXrAAQE&sc...
2021-04-1058 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 41: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttcheeks!This week the boys talk about the hottest male dancers, smelly boys, slimy balls and ball washing, swinger’s night, front loaders, boxers or briefs, gift bags, wrapping paper deals, beekeepers and more!
Don’t forget to pick up Julian’s highly anticipated new erotic novel: Soft Heart, Hard Cock
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If you can smell yourself… Better believe everyone else can smell you (6:24)
If you’re building a house now, put in an electric circuit for an electric car (16:55)
Leave the door on your washing machine open to pr...
2021-04-021h 04Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 40: Blueberry Stud MuffinsJust the Tips is Sponsored by "Tim McRaw Brand Ultra-Thin Latex Condoms"
This week the boys talk about sperm whales, Cool Water Cologne, emergency shits, secret toilets, creeps and weirdos, strippers, gun aficionados, goddamn vegetables, corn on the cob, Eggmaster Julian talks eggs, Blueberry Stud Muffins and more!
Coming Soon: DJ Julian’s Gymnasium and Workout Center for Italians!
Covid Vaccinations: https://hidrb.com
Ambergris: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris
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Emergency Restroom Tip of the Week (11:00)
Gunsmith Julian’s #1 Gun tip...
2021-03-131h 13Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 39: Cheeks for WeeksThis week the boys talk about Bar soap, Loofas on a stick, Hard to reach places, Yesterday’s butt cheeks, Being a good wiper, Muscle bodies with tattoos, Boring old vegetables, Silica gel underwear and more!
Norm Macdonald Silica Gel: https://youtu.be/01zyAYEBLPg
Mindfulness Coach links: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/ln2fyy/ysk_if_you_cant_afford_to_pay_for_mindfulness/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
10 minute meditation for anxiety: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-6f5wQXSu8
2021-03-0558 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 38: Cowboy Julian’s Rootin’ Tootin’ Cocaine ChiliThis week the boys talk about Ranch Shaming, Peanut Butter and Jealousy, Toilet Etiquette, Broken Vans, Cocaine Fueled Emotions, Valentine’s Day Creeps, Julian’s Favorite Flowers and Jewelry, Homemade Hot Pockets, Trailer Parks, Hormel Chili Genetics, BeingToo Old for Prom, Costco condoms, Kama sutra and more!
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Organic PB revisited (6:50)
The do’s and do not do’s of handicapped toilets (15:06)
Shit tip of the week! How to be a creepy server or bartender on V-Day (20:14)
Freezer tip of the week! Take everything out of the boxe...
2021-02-2859 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 37: Double Meaty BottomsThis week the boys talk about DMT-related cat heads, Julian’s dick, The Nick Menke fresh breath awards, Julian the sock Santa,B rough around the edges, All meat burritos, Cream all the way, Upper lip mustache and more!
Coming soon Julian’s updated autobiography: The pleasure chronicles: My life in the Bath House
Wikipedia for drugs: https://www.erowid.org
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Don’t buy something just because it is on sale (10:28)
You’ll never spend as much for...
2021-02-191h 12Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 36: La Croix BoisEp 36: La Croix Bois Part 2: Time to Grind
This week the boys talk about Uncle Julian’s ski resort, Roller Coaster enthusiasts, Fabio brand model trains, Store-bought hummus, Sunday morning treats, Teeth and genital grinding, Vegamite, Vitamix, Gordon Ramsey’s Beef Wellington, Jock Strap vending machines, the issue of being generally hornier in general and more!
Coming Soon! Julian’s Poetry book about the struggles of living with a flat butt: Flat Bottom Blues: My story of Love and Loss
Hummus Recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ljbueBLBw
2 Chainz: https://www.you...
2021-02-121h 16Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 35: An Aggressive FedoraThis week the boys talk about living in an Echo Chamber of Thighs, Butt cheek authorities, The Fedora Era, Lint traps, Ear Love, Life as an Adonis, Good lookin’ jeans and a fucking shirt and more!
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Choose your words carefully when dealing with your kids (11:11)
How to name your dog (15:45)
Interview tips from the pros (19:04)
Clean your dryer vent now! (27:58)
Take care of those ears man (33:20)
Power-outage tip of the week (37:15)
If you can’t do handsome, do Tidy! (39:05)
2021-01-2957 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 34: Part-Time JuggaloThis week the boys talk about The Mule Show, DIY Croutons, Trucker Rules of the Road, Dick Relish, The Best Beans, Mixtapes, Restaurant Supply Stores and much, much more!
Coming Soon: Julian’s new book: A Nice Shiny Dickhead (Welcome to my House): A Memoir
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Race the microwave to clean your kitchen (03:47)
Put salt and pepper on your salad you silly goose (8:17)
Confidence is knowing that even if you do fail you’ll be fine (14:50)
See if your town has a restaurant supply stor...
2021-01-2358 min
Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 33: Hulk Hogan Brand V-NecksThis week the boys talk about Guy Fieri brand vaseline, Waterproof Dicks, Mervyns, V Necks, Nip Tips, Homemade Cheese, Underground Sushi Scenes, The best Panty vending machines in town and much more!
Look for Julian’s new Bestselling Auto-Biography: Italian Genes in Italian Jeans: One Man’s Path to Seduction and $uccess
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Turn your phone off if you get arrested so the cops can’t use biometrics to get into it (6:36)
If you call someone for a favor, don’t try to catch up with them first (12:58)
Don’t wait for others. Make your own plans and go for...
2021-01-151h 19Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 32: The Husky SectionGet to the Tips:
Julian’s Skin Cancer Tip of the week (5:38)
You do not have to have an opinion about everything (11:12)
How to Heimlich yourself https://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/first-aid-choking/basics/art-20056637 (15:54)
Set aside blocks of time to be alone with your own thoughts (19:44)
If you see a suspect, remember the shoes (23:55)
New year date writing tip of the week (32:08)
Don’t brush your teeth too hard (44:30)
Take a picture of the ugly photo guy (49:56)
Leave a spare key with...
2021-01-071h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 31: Mac ’n’ Cheese BoyzThis week the boys talk about Lead Sweeteners, Tire goo, Ramen, Spices, Spicy Goo, Email Envy, Big Boi shit, Julian shoots from the hip, Dick Presentations, Jungle Meat and Cheese, A mouth full of squirt, Heavy Loads and much much more!
Look out for Julian’s new Hip Hop Album: The Goo Master: Shootin’ from the Hip, being Bad Ass at Sex and other Kick Ass Shit as well as his Bi-Weekly Self-Help Newsletter, entitled: A Heavy Load to Show that you care (and other life lessons)
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Julian’s ramen...
2020-12-281h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 30: Bears will be BearsThis week the boys talk about being Food Sluts, Sammies vs Arnie Palmies, Nipple-Related Christmas Stories, the pros and cons of being voted Best Nips in high school 3 years running, Big Dick Mustang Convertibles, Whiskey fights, prostitutes and much more!
Look for Julian’s new Autobiography coming soon to a retailer near you: Jules Diesel: Money and Muscles don’t make the man (Having a Big Dick makes the man)
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When someone gives you a gift, send them a picture of you enjoying the gift (8:30)
The dark unde...
2020-12-171h 07Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 29: Grandpa’s Gettin’ MilkedThis week the boys talk about Women and Boys, Tank Top Skiing for Cool Guys, Calories Per Load, Reading in Bed vs Jacking in the shed, Julian joins the Cartel, Cool Dick Luke, Aunt Suzy’s Newports, Two-Handed Jacking, Wall Plowing w/ Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan’s Pepsi Can-Sized Penis and much, much more!
Don’t forget to purchase Austin and Julian’s New York Time’s Bestselling Novels:
Milking Grandpa Julian: And Other Wacky Adventures and The Trials and Tribulations of a Gas Station Burrito Eating Loser
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2020-12-051h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 28: Fingering for DummiesThis week the boys talk about Oreo Pie hallucinations, Julian and the Bears, Strong Dongs, Free Shitters’ Society, Julian the Fingerer and other New Fresh Hot Tips!
Coming soon: Julian's new Bi-Weekly Meetup Group: Free Bleeders Unite!
Laird’s morning routine:
https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/8-healthy-habits-of-big-wave-surfer-laird-hamilton-w457910/
Extreme Performance training:
https://xptlife.com
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Drive Predictably, Goddamnit (14:45)
Your foam mattress may contain fiberglass. Check before removing the cover (25:54)
2020-11-281h 05Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 27: The John Bobbitt Twerk AcademyThis week the boys talk about Shootin’ from the Hip, Piss drinking Astronauts, A slight smell of sewage, The DOs and Do Not DOs of getting your dick cut off, mind games to play with yourself, The Brendan Frazier school of Sex for Seniors, Fedoras, Old Man Haircuts, Advanced Twerking, Finland: the land of the Sauna, record your grandma and more!
Don’t forget to look for Julian’s new Auto-Biography: I am Julian: My journey as a Sasquatch in a human’s world
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Do favors for tomorrow you (8:05)
Be...
2020-11-131h 17Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 26: Reebok Penis PumpsThis week the boys talk about Grinding, Hollywood Dentists, Adult Braces, Get Rich Slow Schemes, John Bobbitt's Detachable Penis, A Suitcase for every Scenario, Hunger Humps and Julian ponders the age old question of, “Where do those socks go?”
Coming Soon: Julian’s Salacious new memoir that was banned in 40 countries: The Grifter’s Life: A trail of body Hair. Now available in America!
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Watch out for swindlers and shysters (12:45)
Tips for getting stranded (21:38)
Keep extra stuff in your car (26:16)
Did you lose your dog...
2020-10-311h 05Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 25: Compton CutiesThis week the boys talk about “Ab Libbing,” Terry Crews Barbie Dolls w/ Built-in Underwear, Snoop Dogg and Friends, Wedgies, Drug Dealing Dads, Trippin’ balls w/ Mr. Testa, Rosarita Refried Bean Chronicles, Cowboy Julian’s Rootin’ Tootin’ Potato Salad, Chocolate Cake and ‘Bate, Whipped Cream Jealousy, Kegals, Semen Squeezers, All-Natural Julian Nips, Ranch Fries for One and More!
Is you or someone you know suffering from Olive Addiction? You are not alone. Please call 1-800-NO-OLIVE for help.
This week on Julian Stories: Julian loses his lunch in the street!
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R...
2020-10-181h 15Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 24: Taco Bell SlutsThis week the boys talk about Trampolines, Couples Rebounding, Getting Frisky, Jacking Off at Work (and other romantic endeavors), CPS Reports, Southwest Eggrolls, Riblets, Concert Moms and more!
**Coming soon to streaming and BluRay: Jules the Barbarian pt. 2: A God Amongst Men**
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Don’t be shy about celebrating your own birthday (13:09)
Hey guys… Take a break once in a while (20:17)
In the wikipedia URL, replace the “en” before the .wikipedia with “simple.” Or just google wiki simple and whatever you’re looking for. Or go here: https://s...
2020-10-091h 15Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 23: Gilmore GuysThis week the boys talk about fake pee, silly meth benders, forklifts, early '90’s sexpots, Amazon sluts, 5-star sex, laser cats, cigs, Japan’s toilet superiority complex and more!
Recommended clips from the episode:
Gerardo - Rico Suave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_f3kJOX_8
Nic Cage - Wickerman Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
**Don’t forget to pre-order JackHammer Julian’s new Solo Album: The Thigh Master**
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Listen to free audiobooks with a library card (6...
2020-10-051h 15Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp:22: Jack First, Ask Questions LaterThis week’s episode features special guest: Jake Klarkowski. Jake is co-star of the hot new true crime podcast: Based on a True Scary.
Jake is also a Hot Shot Hollywood producer, Hot Sauce Aficionado and Latin Dance Expert!
This week the boys talk about Julian’s lifelong love of dancing, Laser beams to kill all criminals, Polish Silly boys, diapers, Don’t cry over burnt dress shoes, borrowing Xanax for the greater good, riding tubes, Doner kabobs and more!
Julian’s new radio show: A face for radio...
2020-09-231h 20Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 21: Hot Tub HunksThis week the boys talk about Lou Diamond Phillips' Smooth Thighs, Wet Mouths, White Claws, Penguin Hands, Fake Earrings, Broken Jags, RV Divas, Sex Swings with Sentimental Value, Old People Swinger Parties, Striplash (and other common neck injuries) and more!
Coming Soon: Jules got the band back together and is back in the studio and working on a new Holiday album: People wanna hear about ButtCheeks: A Christmas Experience.
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Winter is Coming. Find out how you can use your floor mats to get out of a snowy situation (7:47)
2020-09-121h 12Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 20: Street Fighter 2: Kama Sutra EditionThis week the boys talk about all-time favorite Street Fighter sex positions, Stink Chimneys, Gay Bears Vs Actual Bears, the pros and cons of Julian wearing a diaper, the life of a shy pooper, hospital haggling and more!
Coming Soon: Julian’s salacious new autobiography: SPLASH: My first (and last) wet dream: A tale of love, loss and becoming a man.
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Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from (09:02)
Camping trip tips! Wear your life jacket like a diaper to float aimlessly (12:04)
Get...
2020-09-041h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 19: A Tasteful BulgeThe pros and cons of flat (and hard) butt cheeks, Kirkland Signature Jeans' Fall Catalogue, Blu Blockers, 8th grade grinding, Furr's cafeteria and other fine establishments, Red Lobster biscuits and more!
Coming Soon: Julian’s Auto-biographical Erotic Novel: Come for the Flowers, stay for the Penis
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Be thankful for whatever stage of life you’re in (4:40)
Austin’s Parent Corner! Don’t fight your kid’s stupid fashion trends. Just make sure they let you take a picture (9:40)
Use fakespot.com before buying anything on Amazon or...
2020-08-291h 08Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 18: An Eyepatch for Every OccasionThis week the boys discuss the Pros and Cons of eating fried chicken in the bath tub, Julian explains why he’d rather look like a dork than be dead, discomfort scales and how they may relate to penis size, Uncle Julian’s Lap (and other scary places), CheeseBlasters and introducing Bald Freddie Mercury.
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Don’t tell someone a movie or book has a great twist. It’s a spoiler you dickhead (11:08)
JulesGirth Original. Ace is the Place (19:01)
If you’re a redditer looking for a happier day… Subsc...
2020-08-211h 11Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 17: Chicken Nugget Flavored ValiumHey guys! If you like listening to small dogs barking in the background, we have the podcast for you! It also includes: orange-related tips, wrinkled balls and other crotch stories, Julian Finds the proctologist of his dreams, chicken nuggets and Valium, Super Host Happy endings and more!
Sponsored Product of the Week: The CrotchMaster 3000!
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Mental health is almost as important as washboard abs (7:05)
Your Doctor might be a dip shit. We call him… Dr. Dip shit MD (17:59)
Top secret broccoli secrets from Julian’s kitchen! Hint...
2020-08-151h 10Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 16: Bone Thugs Family Sing AlongThis week the boys talk about: Covid 2020: Shit just got real again, Shitting on your neighbor’s lawn for dummies, Julian’s exquisite palette, Do it yourself at home laser hair removal Do’s and Do Not Do’s, Julian’s ingrown hair lesson of the week! Butt abscesses and what they can teach us about life, put a spoiler on your truck already, T-bell hot sauce on your dash and instruments, How film Director Gui Pereira deals with panty lines and George Washington Hips.
Special Segment: Julian goes hairless and everyone loses their minds!
Get to the...
2020-08-041h 19Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 15: Steven Seagal’s Mobile Euthanization VanThis week the boys talk about how swimming can cause heartburn, pairing your fried chicken with the appropriate dipping sauce, bruised bananas, alternative facts, wiggly wheels, Dr. Fauci’s Virus academy, proper etiquette for putting an entire doorknob in your mouth and more!
Special Segment: Steven Seagal: Metal Detector Enthusiast Presents: Steven Seagal Special Edition Metal Detector.
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How to put down your animal (7:47)
How to cram extra frozen food in your freezer (11:58)
Registered Dietician Julian on how to stop mindless snacking (18:07)
W...
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Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 14: Julian’s Old Fish ShackThis week the boys discuss Bananas and Banana Accessories, Fresh Haircuts, Second Hand Fish, Lee Jean Shorts, Pony Tails (again), Fanny Packs and Gangster Rap, GNC Cigarettes, "Waitering" Tables, Vice President Julian works nights at Lucille’s BBQ, Big Hunks, Gummy Vitamin Near-Death Experiences and Julian unleashes his new Emcee alter ego: Booty Eater 3000.
Part 2 of our Conspiracy Theory Extravaganza: Infrared Thermometers: Friend or Foe? You be the Judge.
Email us at justthetipspod@aol.com
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Conspiracy theory corner (4:45)
To ju...
2020-07-041h 12Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 13: Big Gulps and Windowless VansThis week the La Croix Boys discuss Parsley Problems, Windowless Vans, Secondhand Fish, Vintage Bogle 2018 , Vegas Rolls: The Chimichanga of Sushi and more!
Introducing Limited Time Only: The Fart Mic.
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You can get better at social skills even if you are a weirdo (11:02)
Back by popular demand: Another vegetable related pro tip! (16:07)
Work to live. Don’t live to work (19:15)
Don’t postpone your happiness (24:05)
Tape special tool (or screws) to furniture (33:48)
Argue as if someone is recording you (39:10)
You always feel like you’re too old. Stop doing that (43:12)
Put do...
2020-06-291h 17Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 12: Glory Holes of the SouthwestThis week the boys talk about egg nog, glory holes and large trucks. Bonus segment: Julian weighs in on the pros and cons of using the Tummy Tickler as a daily driver.
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Lay your clothes out the night before (4:00)
Look for side mirrors on large trucks (7:42)
Glory Hole Bonus Tip (10:52)
Choose funny pics for your friend’s contact photo (13:44)
Don’t reinforce your racist friends’ jokes (16:19)
How to use two devices as a fancy mirror or endoscopy (20:54)
Don’t put your...
2020-06-201h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 11: Fitted Sheets and Toilet SeatsThis week the boys talk about soup broth, dual-leg rattlesnake bites, funeral how-to's, the intricacies of salt and more! Stay tuned for a live performance of The Isley Brothers’ smash hit: Contagious.
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Top secret rice cooking tips (3:35)
Remember that setting your browser to private does not mean that Big Brother isn’t watching (6:43)
Uncle Julian tells us about the Dark Web and what it can do for you (9:25)
Not all salt is created equal (14:15)
How to keep track of bug bites (19:32)
Introducing Julian’s new seminar: The Growth Mindset (22:40)
Tell people you’re going...
2020-06-131h 17Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 10: Scrotes 'N' TotesThis week the fellas talk about big ass sapphires, proposing to your guy or gal, sweaty upper lips, baby steps, long nips and diaper tips and how to make a bed even though you're an adult. Warning: This weeks episode contains an above average amount of ball-related stories.
Coming Soon: Julian's Adult Discount Diaper Changers! Check it out!
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Turn off biometrics on your phone while protesting. Listen to find out what the hell that even means (4:22)
Proposal tips that should go without saying (9:56)
Rome wasn’t built in a day. And...
2020-06-081h 11Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 9: Prince Alberts and PropofolThis week the boys talk about Butt Cameras, Propofol and how the two combine to help Austin become a man. Also: Prince Alberts, Problem Bowels, Vegemite and The Flowbee strikes back!
We also discuss the upcoming release of Austin’s parenting book: Save the black jelly beans for me: Parenting Tips from a Childless Father. Let's get that thing on the Oprah list, what do you say?
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Broken glass tips (7:15)
Bonus Tip/Prince Albert-related warning (9:50)
Another parenting tip from resident childless parenting expert: AC (11:38)
Do’s and Do Not Do’s of a...
2020-06-021h 11Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 8: Pagers and Placebos ft. Special Guest: Gui PereiraThis week we have a special guest speaking to us from Sao Paolo, Brazil via satellite. Please give a warm welcome to Director, Producer, Writer and all-around foreign hunk: TipMaster Gui Pereira! https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4183245/
The fellas talk about Flowbees, Proud Bald Men (and Women), Flopping, the Placebo effect, Julian's "special chair" and the final segment of our 2020 body hair special: Body hair maintenance pt. 3: Razor on a stick: Friend or Foe?
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Shave your head bald already (5:25)
Tip for remembering characters i...
2020-05-281h 07Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 7: Basic Poodle MaintenanceThis week the boys talk about white guys with dreadlocks , the going rates on wicker baskets, European hot dogs in a jar, Nana's dishes, brushing your poodle's teeth and more!
Introducing Dr. Julian: Sex Master General AKA "The Tickler."
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Don’t take candy from strangers while traveling abroad (9:57)
Story Time: Julian becomes a bud tending slave (13:15)
When feeling overwhelmed: Do things in chunks (20:50)
Recycled Tip! Youtube tutorials at high speed (21:50)
Shit tip alert! Set your coffee on your hood instead of the roof (27:20)
Fight back against big toothpaste (29:05)
Bonus Tip! Mak...
2020-05-161h 09Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 6: Fashion-Forward Male PonytailsThis week the boys discuss: Plagiarism, Men with Ponytails, Anti-Bacterial Toy Bags, Blunt force kissing, Entry-level Butt Plugs and much more! Too many tips, not enough time!
Skip to the Tips: - Julian’s 3rd and final Mystery Sex Box! (4:31) - Unethical Pro-Tip on plagiarizing without getting caught (11:42) - When you ask someone to help you with something, don’t critique how they got the job done (18:44) - Don’t argue on online platforms (20:13) - Starting good habits when you’re young (24:33) - Story Time! Julian’s many shoulder dislocations (28:30) - Don’t say something about someone’s appearance th...
2020-05-091h 06Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 5: Pool Hall Hunks in Kirkland Signature JeansThis week the boys explore: Mario Lopez Workout Bands, Medal detectors, Flesh Colored Underwear, Japanese Sex Robots, Cereal Industry Secrets, Nipple Nibblers, and much more! Introducing Austin C: Shit Tip Master.
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- How to prevent crying while cutting onions. Official shit tip? You be the judge! (3:10)
- Quarantine workout Mega Tip. Get some resistance bands you big dummy!(6:52)
- GPS phone navigation tip for all you world travelers (10:20)
- Your Grandparents are more than just diaper wearing racists. Find out how!(14:32)
- How to not get your pen stolen by punk ass coworkers (19:43)
- Tip of...
2020-05-0350 minJust the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 4: Julian Iannini: Pube ExpertIn this episode the boys cover: Looking cool while backing in your car, finding motivation, butt plugs, change jars, dope slang, staying hydrated, tip cravings, building your sex toy arsenal and much more! Introducing Julian Iannini: Pube Expert.
Skip to the tips:
2:42 - Limited time Just the Tips bonus segment: Julian unboxes his monthly subscription of erotic toys (seriously).
8:10 - We get into the tips!
8:14 - Don't worry about the approval of strangers. Because they're most likely dumb anyway.
13:45 - Hydration tips from leading experts.
2020-04-291h 07Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 3: Tip Hoggin'In today's episode the boys talk about eating locally, Martha Stewart, fire alarms, dog training, smelly houses, 2Pac, rice bugs, drugs, white noise machines, door courtesy and we even try to teach Julian some basic grammar! This episode contains multiple BONUS TIPS!
2020-04-1958 min
Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 2: Sebrings and Sex ToysJust the Tips Valentine’s Day extravaganza! Today the boys talk about dinner reservations, sex toys, body hair management, handsome Puerto Rican neighbors, Chrysler Sebring convertibles, dog walking tips and much, much more!
Ps This episode is slightly better than ep 1!
Parental Advisory: Contains explicit language and brief nudity.
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Just the Tips with Austin and JulianEp 1: This podcast sucks, Mexican Hot dogs and other Life Pro Tips.This week Julian and Austin sloppily stumble into their first podcast together. The show is based around stolen Life Pro Tips from Reddit and other people who are actually qualified to give advice. We try to focus on life advice that can be helpful to almost anyone and take it from the experts and filter it through our own strange experiences and failures. The point of the podcast is to give useful advice and hopefully throw in some funny stories and laughs from time to time. Parental Advisory: Explicit Language and brief nudity.
Music by Austin and J...
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