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Ausless ChapsGiddey for the NFL PlayoffsNEW YEAR.... same us. It's been a minute ausholes - but we are bringing you our insight on the upcoming first week of the NFL playoffs and beyond. Who has a bigger c*ck Joe Flacco or Chris Jones? Surprise playoff picks. We for some reason talk a little baseball before pitchers and catcher report to spring training. NBA updates... WE WANT SPICY P. Josh Giddey can't be within 100 feet of a school. To top it off a few month delay of our fictional athlete draft. Let us know your favorite fictional athletes!2024-01-141h 56Ausless Chaps//hang in there man\\I just edited this podcast at 10pm on the toilet while dropping a Deuce Vaughn. POP LOCK & DROP IT WEEK 3 of the NFL season. What 0-2 teams are on the hot seat? Who doesn't love some sweater puppies? We bring you the boobs nickname draft of the century. Don't forget to listen and subscribe to your boys at Ausless Chaps!2023-09-211h 01Ausless ChapsSCOTTY DOESN'T KNOWFootball Talk. Where we were right & where we were wrong last week. Outlook on the upcoming weeks games with week 2 of POP, LOCK, & DROP IT. Theres a peeping tom out in the Hockey world. NBA is making money moves. Kevin Porter Jr is a cocksucker. AND WE BRING YOU OUR MOUNT CUCKMORE - cucksgalore. Pass this pod around town just like Scotty Pippen did to Larsa. 2023-09-141h 06Ausless Chaps'Tis the NFL SeasonThe boys at Ausless Chaps bring you the rundown of NFL week 1. We select our first ever POP-LOCK-& DROP IT for this upcoming szn. Each year brings new rookies - how do we think this years rookies stack up in this edition of FMK. Last but not least, who will find love? Tom Brady Retirement Bachelor? Jimmy Butler's Hot n' Heavy Miami? James Harden Stripper Smasher? Zach Wilson: MILF HUNTER? BROADway Joe?
Give us a listen and make sure to subscribe!2023-09-041h 02Ausless ChapsRevenge of the Cucks Vol. 1Summer lovin' HAD US A BLAAASSST - ya boys are back from the summer hiatus! We had a lot of pent up energy and are ready to blast. We bring you the biggest cuck of the summer - football is almost back and were excited - we finally touch on some NBA draft and the offseason - and baseball is...idk? What is Lukas chapped about this week? & lastly we have a draft for the ages. What celebs do you not want around your wife? 2023-08-281h 51Ausless ChapsSlob on my NobGrassy ass - Elley De La Cruz is back from Canpoon. Lukas & Austin are back and want to bring you some shitty insight on the state of the union of sports. We talk a little NBA Playoffs, Zion getting more nuts off than a squirrel in the springtime, NHL Playoffs, the origin of the rat king, MLB news, should Ohtani or Soto be traded, and more! We have a list of Ausholes so long its touching the toilet water. Luke's ass is so chapped I overnighted him a gallon of vasoline. To top it off.. Sports Nickname Draft presented...2023-06-111h 43Ausless ChapsJayson Tain'tHimOoops we did it again! Listen to our full rant on getting the 'yotes out of friggin Arizona.
Big 3: NBA & NHL Playoffs, Arizona Coyotes Relocation, and Sports figure look alikes?
Aushole of the Week: Ja Morant
CHAPPED: Luke's sweet sweet pussy
Draft: One Hit Wonders In Sports2023-05-211h 44Ausless ChapsBrett ReachThe hiatus is over! Were back & with a lot to say
Wedding SZN: The Elley's (3:50)
FAB 5:
NFL Draft (18:33)
NFL Schedule (29:30)
NBA Playoffs (35:42)
NHL Playoffs (48:15)
MLB Update (1:04:30)
Draft: NBA Mascot Draft (1:16:00)
2023-05-141h 29Ausless ChapsSpread 'EmWere hitting double digits this week! Episode 10
Big 3:
NFL & Gambling (1:20)
NBA/NHL Playoffs (9:06)
MLB Expansion (26:27)
Aushole(s) of the week (39:01)
CHAPPED (43:50)
NFL Draft Busts Draft (51:10)
GO DEEPER: The Doc Ellis Story (1:18:24)
2023-04-241h 26Ausless ChapsThe French TicklerSo divine...episode 9... Will you be a peach and listen to us?
Big 3:
Sports & Tanking - (6:50)
Rays almost make history - (18:17)
NFL Mock Draft - (31:26)
Aushole of the Week (51:17)
CHAPPED (1:02:52)
FMK Video Game Edition
Concessions: Super Mario Bros Movie2023-04-151h 29Ausless ChapscuCUMberLive from Dallas - Episode 8 the OCHO
Aushole of the Week & Chapped
Fast Food Menu Item Draft
GO DEEPER: The Jarrod Wyatt
Big 3:
NBA Playoff Picture
NHL Playoff Picture (Stars Game Review)
and The Greatest Comeback of all time. 2023-04-091h 07Ausless ChapsSiiiimbaHappy April fools day Ausholes! Episode 7:
Big 3:
- Lamar Jack[me off]son (1:28)
- MLB Predic[k]tions (15:38)
- Final 4[skin] (39:38)
FMK Tailgate Foods (43:10)
Aushole of the Week (51:22)
CHAPPED (59:29)
All Time MLB Lineup Draft (1:04:43)2023-04-011h 28Ausless ChapsScissor Me TimbersMidweek Shenanigans... scissor me timbers!!! Episode 6b is here.
Go Deeper: The Michael Irving Story (1:08)
Draft: Best QB-Receiver Pairs (11:50)
CHAPPED (34:25)
2023-03-2941 minAusless ChapsSO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES...EPISODE 6a.
Big 3:
-World Baseball Classic (1:05)
-Sweet 16 (22:28)
-Rapid Fire (31:20)
FMK Uniform Edition (38:35)
Aushole of the Week (58:35)2023-03-251h 07Ausless ChapsI Have the High Ground5th Installment - AUSLESS CHAPS
The Big 3:
March Madness (3:50)
NFL Free Agent Frenzy (18:57)
Mavs Back? (38:08)
Aushole of the Week (55:34)
CHAPPED (1:05:18)
Heartbreaking L's Snake Draft (1:17:57)
Concessions: Scream 6 & The Last of Us Review (1:49:31)2023-03-182h 15Ausless ChapsIt's okay my son...Episode Quatro
Big 3: Panthers take the 1 spot, QB Carousel, & Jon Bones Jones (2:39)
Aushole of the Week (47:30)
CHAPPED (53:54)
Awkward Situations Draft (1:02:00)
Concessions: Creed III Review (1:25:00)2023-03-111h 45Ausless Chaps...Debbie Does Dallas?THE TRIFECTA - Episode 3 out now!
1. The Big 3 (2:53)
2. Aushole of the Week (30:20)
3. CHAPPED (41:05)
4. ROM-COM Draft (47:26)
5. Concessions - Cocaine Bear Review (1:10:50)
Shout out to Mark & the FIRE DEPARTMENT for the new intro music. Check out the Fire Department on Soundcloud.2023-03-041h 20
Ausless Chaps...Happy F'n New Year?Episode 2... back & better than ever...2023-02-251h 26
Ausless ChapsAusless Chaps - Paper Straw HatersThe inaugural episode!2023-02-191h 40