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Tournament StyleBet PayoffClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Listen to another fantastic episode where Gabe and Austin destroy Guillermo's hinge profile and then they rank the best movies of 2025.
2025-10-061h 13Tournament StyleDIY DaddyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Guillermo bought several power tools and became a DIY Daddy as the title suggests while Austin pretends to dislike his new house floor. We also get into Guillermo's little test and results which leads to fun. Please enjoy!
2025-06-181h 09Tournament StyleWisdom TeethClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Are you still wise like an owl or dumb like the both of us? We still have 6 wisdom teeth on the pod but on this one we discuss Austin losing 2 of his. We also talk about Guillermo's voice, March Madness, and SXSW. Guillermo even makes his own bracket. Please enjoy!
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Austin Bar Association Podcast NetworkDiscussion with Delia Garza, Travis County AttorneyIn the next episode of the Council of Firsts, Amanda Arriaga, first Latina president of the Austin Bar, talks to Delia Garza, Travis County Attorney and first Latina to serve on Austin City Council, as Austin Mayor Pro Tem and County Attorney.Watch and subscribe on YouTube: https://youtu.be/BAgAZF6IjOQ
2025-03-2425 minTournament StyleEy Loca? Where you been hiding those Doritos?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! What do 8 bags of Doritos, a failed blood glucose test, guacamole, the etymology of the word Dorito, the Buffalo Bills(Go Bills), 2 hard boiled eggs, Guillermo's Testosterone levels, Guillermo's body dysmorphia, a NOT dirty bad shirt, Austin's pathetic bench press, Guillemro's soft hand/s Sean Connery, a 90's costume party, and 8 bags of Dorito's have in common?Listen to the episode to find out!Tournament:Spicy Sweet DoritoSpicy Nacho DoritoSpicy Siracha DoritoNormal Nacho Dorito
2025-02-2457 minTournament StyleMARSH MELLOWClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week, Guillermo and Austin tackle the big question: what happens if TikTok goes away? From brainstorming new ways to bring in real advertisements to sharing their thoughts on the NFL, divisional losses, and MVPs, it's a jam-packed episode of laughs and tangents. Plus, Guillermo reveals his plans to grow out his hair like Josh Allen's, leading to a heated debate about hairlines and the podcasters' surprising claim to fame: the best hair in the podcast game. Don’t miss the chaos as the duo navigates beanie battles, football fandoms, an...
2025-01-211h 07Tournament StyleThe Guillermo is Floating in the WindClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Episode Description: Bob Dylan, Rockstar Immortality, and Gas Station SecretsIt's Tournament Style, and this week, Guillermo and Austin are channeling their inner Bob Dylan for a chaotic and hilarious journey through rockstar hypotheticals, aloof attitudes, and existential musings. What age does a true rockstar live to? Would Guillermo inject himself with "biohack juice" to live forever? And what does Austin mean by "spruce and shit"? The answers may surprise you—or confuse you.The duo also debates New Year’s resolutions, Guillermo’s suspic...
2025-01-1449 minTournament StyleNew Year No Promises!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Welcome to 2025—the year of no promises and even fewer expectations. Guillermo and Austin reflect on the disappointments of 2024 and the ongoing struggle to meet the impossibly low bar set by recent years. From doomscrolling to grappling with societal letdowns, the duo dives into topics like Trump's presidency (again), the futility of resolutions, and the existential question of whether greatness ever brings true satisfaction.Along the way, they explore the nuances of protest naming conventions, the chaotic nature of morality, and Guillermo's upcoming trip to Washington. Plus, a qu...
2025-01-0754 minTournament StyleDnDecember Returns: Part 1 – Journey to... North Fouke?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! The fan-favorite D in December is back, and this year, Zach takes the reins as our Dungeon Master! Join Guillermo and Austin as they embark on an epic (and absolutely ridiculous) journey filled with danger, laughs, and a lot of questionable decisions. Where are we headed? Nottingham? North Fouke? Honestly, no one really knows—but that’s part of the fun!In this first installment, expect wild character introductions, chaotic dice rolls, and the kind of unhinged comedy you’ve come to love from Tournament Style. Whether you’re a sea...
2025-01-031h 29Tournament StyleBest of the Best!!! 2024 year Wrap UpClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It’s the ultimate tournament to close out 2024! In this jam-packed episode of Tournament Style, we’re crowning the Best of the Best of 2024 with our signature comedic bracket format. From Broadway’s enduring magic in Wicked to the cultural significance of Time’s Person of the Year, we tackle the biggest highlights of the year while throwing in plenty of hilarious, offbeat topics.Whether you’re here for the laughs, the debates, or just a fun way to reflect on...
2024-12-281h 36Tournament StyleTournament Style Retreat Part Six Foodvember 2Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Not even sure where we are in the Universe. Our promise is to be back on track in the new year. Find ourselves. Record weekly again. Austin is out there somewhere. I'll find him. Godspeed.
2024-12-0244 minTournament StyleBest Sketch Comedy ShowClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Bring in the dancing lobsters! This week we continue Sketch-tember with a quiz about rivers: Real vs Lord of the Rings Middle Earth Universe, Austin's Sports Minute, and two new sketches: Sam the Time Travel Agent & Ethan Slater's Baseball Shenanigins. Our tournament is best Sketch Comedy Show!Chappelle ShowAmanda ShowSaturday Night LiveAll ThatKey and PeelI think you should leaveMadTvPortlandia
2024-10-031h 10Tournament StyleSketch-tember Continues: Artists or Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week on Tournament Style, we’re deep into Sketch-tember and the laughs keep coming! Guillermo and Austin tackle a jam-packed episode with a mix of hilarious sketches and one epic bracket. First, we bring you a film noir-inspired scene featuring Sam, our favorite Time Travel Agent, as he finds himself solving a mystery in Paris involving the Loch Ness Monster, a suspicious femme fatale, and a guy with a neck as thin as a pencil. Plus, Peso Pluma makes an appearance in a wild scenario you won't see coming!...
2024-09-241h 13Tournament StyleTournament of FablesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Get ready for laughs and chaos on Tournament Style! This week, we kick things off with internet problems, but that won’t stop Guillermo and Austin from diving into their usual shenanigans. Austin introduces a bizarre new sea creature, the Leaf Seaweed Dragon, and the duo brainstorms catchy TikTok content that’s sure to go viral. They also tackle a wild fantasy mock draft on ESPN. But the real showdown? The Tournament of Fables! Packed with humor, quirky facts, and banter, this episode is wickedly cool. Don’t miss out—tune in...
2024-09-101h 08Tournament StylePistol Shrimp PumpClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This week on Tournament Style, Guillermo and Austin dive into the wild and wonderful world of almanac facts! From international flags to fascinating animal behaviors, this episode has it all. Austin shows off his impressive knowledge of flags from around the globe, while Guillermo takes a deep dive into the curious case of the pistol shrimp and its explosive claw. But that's not all—Guillermo also explores the future of transportation with a discussion on Waymo and other autonomous rideshare companies. It's a fact-filled face-off you won't want to miss!...
2024-09-031h 24Tournament StyleBest New Olympic GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! K is for Potassium! Welcome to another beautiful August on Tournament Style, the best new podcast that's been around since March 2020! Guillermo and Austin talk about Monster Energy, the periodic table, Olympics, and almanac's.The tournament is, what "new" Olympic sport is the best?Break DancingSquashSport ClimbingSkateboardingKarateSurfingKayak CrossingFlag Football
2024-08-271h 20Tournament StyleGlen Powell Joins the PodcastClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Glenn Powell is an American actor from and producer from Austin Texas known for his charismatic performances and versatility across a range of genres. He first gained widespread recognition with his role as Chad Radwell in the TV series Scream Queens, where his comedic timing and on-screen presence quickly made him a fan favorite. Powell’s star power soared with his portrayal of astronaut John Glenn in the critically acclaimed film Hidden Figures (2016), showcasing his ability to bring historical figures to life with depth and authenticity.His role as...
2024-08-2058 minTournament StyleHost Wanted: Dead or AliveClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In this lively episode of Tournament Style, hosts Guillermo and Austin dive into the exciting theme of "New Host July" with a unique twist—selecting the best deceased celebrity to join their popular podcast. From iconic musicians like John Denver to influential historical figures like Alexander Hamilton, the dynamic duo debates and jokes their way through an engaging bracket. Tune in for hilarious banter, unexpected celebrity picks, and the crowning of a surprisingly controversial winner. Don't miss out on the laughs, entertainment, and insights as they navigate through this truly un...
2024-08-0654 minTournament StyleSimple MachinesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Oh boy! It's another science episode! This week Guillermo tried to identify celebrities, Austin tried to identify the make and model of his kitchen knife, and the guys rock their new hair style!Our Tournament is simple machines with some added fun!Tournament: WedgeWheel and AxelPulleyInclined Plane LeverScrewChairCup
2024-06-261h 19Tournament StylePokémon 151 pt1: The Very BestClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Thanks to Terrance Howard and the TCOTLC for sponsoring this episode!We've arrived at the penultimate episode of ANI-MAY. This week's segment is called "Compliment Austin." Guillermo loses somehow. We tournament ALL 151 Pokémon of Generation one with a twist! A special episode for your childhood nerd nostalgia! Tune in next for the conclusion of our biggest tournament to date.
2024-06-111h 16Tournament StyleScience Sunday! Debunking Popular TheoriesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Bonus Jonas Episode!!!!On the last, day, God said "Fuck it, let's make a bunch of science shit they'll never understand" and it was good.Here's 30 minutes of Austin and Guillermo discussing the Vibration theory of olfaction, Gravity, Hangtime, and sharks.
2024-06-0234 minTournament Style8 Best Anime WorldsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Weeb alert! Ani-MAY episode 2 is here! I give my report on "Cells at Work" the anime I'm watching for the duration of the theme month. Austin gives a great sports update in lieu of a segment we had to cut for time.Tournament Bracket:PokemonDigimonYu Yu HakushoYu-Gi-OhMy Hero AcademiaDragon Ball ZNarutoOne Piece
2024-05-3050 minTournament StyleNot the Gumdrop Buttons!!!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Our final April episode and we chose BUTTONS. Buttons is the tournament. What does that mean? Well you'll have to CLICK that play button to find out. Our segment is Reading Reddit and Harrison Butker breaks into my apartment and gently kicks me.Sponsored by petjoybox.comTournament Bracket:Guillermo’s favorite button - The Record ButtonAustin’s favorite button - The Game cube Controller "A""Do not press" buttonGum Drop ButtonPearl Snap...
2024-05-1859 minTournament StylePress your LuckClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another April episode, they just keep coming!This week talk about laundry and give our late take on the Kendrick vs Drake Beef. Austin's game show is back, and we play the celebrity name game. The Tournament is best PRESSShout out to Johaness Gutenberg and George Hackenschmidt, and the Greeks for inventing things!Tournament:French PressBench PressPrinting Press(Press) ButtonFull Court PressPress the IssuePress on NailsPress your luck
2024-05-121h 04Tournament StyleTour-namented Poets Apartment: Tournament of TaylorClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Prepare to cancel Guillermo as he gives his reviews Taylor's Swift's new album, Tortured Poet's Department. Austin challenges Tom Holland and the two boys from challengers to a battle royal for the hand of Zendaya.Our tournaments this week is best "Taylor" and you MIGHT be surprised who emerges as our winner!Shout out to Jack Antonoff! Tournament:Taylor SwiftTaylor GuitarsTaylor LautnerTaylormade GolfTim "the toolman" TaylorTailor (profession)Taylor Ham
2024-05-061h 01Tournament StyleThe Gang Gets Tournamented - IASIP EpisodeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Click here to text us Fan Mail!Happiest of Birthdays to Maddie, the #1 biggest fan of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and the second biggest fan of Tournament Style!Join Maddie, Caroline, Austin, and Guillermo as they dive into the world of paddies pub! We also talk about Austin’s bad haircut, Guillermo’s badASS poetry, and we think chat GPT might be learning zenophobia. Shout out to our producer for this episode Jess, and Kenken for helping us with the facilities at AFMK.
2024-04-301h 34Tournament StyleMascots SIX: Saddest Mascot NCAAWClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another episode of March Saddenss and another Mascots tournament! We tournament the top 8 mascots from the NCAA Women's Tournament. We also talk about the 2343 eclipse in Austin, play a spelling game, and I give abother car update! Shout out to Caitlin Clark and Egypt!
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2024-03-2710 minTournament StyleD&December Part Two: Performance of a LifetimeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Happy New Year! Let's start the year off right, by finishing up our December episodes! The theme month is D&December: Austin and I are in the middle of an amazing D&D campaign, and this episode is part 2 out of 2 of the story. Thanks again to Zach for being an amazing DM. Have fun and enjoy the episode!Intro music - Journey Soundtrack, Apotheosis by Austin WintoryOutro Music - Cover of "Rather be" originally by Clean Bandit - performed by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox
2024-01-011h 56Tournament StyleD&December Part One: Welcome to OborClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Part one of a two part D&D campaign where Guillermo plays an Elf-Druid named Guillaume and Austin is a Halfling-Bard called Welby. Our characters, joined by their get-away-driver Chip, immediately get into all kinds of hi-jinx as Welby's quick thinking and Guillaume's wild-shaping "issues" create chaos.Thank you so much to Zach for creating this campaign for us and being our dungeon master.Enjoy!Outro music - Night by Ludovico Einaudi
2023-12-241h 23Tournament StyleLobsters & DiamondsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Let's keep Guillermo honest and make sure he pays Austin the $20 he owes him. Just take a listen and you'll get it. What an episode this one is. Episode 5 of the Tournament Style Retreat and the first episode that's not part of the Conspiracy Corner in the retreat. We rant in this episode and tournament the Best Power.SolarHorseOf AttorneyPuff GirlsBallLiftingBombWill
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Austin Bar Association Podcast NetworkDiscussion with Linda Garza, General Counsel of Siete FoodsIn the next episode of the Council of Firsts, Amanda Arriaga, first Latina president of the Austin Bar, talks to Linda Garza, general counsel of Siete Foods. Want information on Siete Foods, the Juntos Fund, or to support the recipients of the Juntos Fund? Visit them at https://sietefoods.com/pages/sietejuntosfund . You can get more information about Vecina at https://vecina.org/.
2023-11-0729 minTournament StyleTournament Style RetreatClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's the first episode of the Tournament Style Retreat! Buckle up because it's a wild 7 week ride that is about to happen. Guillermo and Austin locked in a room for 9+ hours and this is the first. We discuss bad jobs, good teachers, and we put each other in the ThunderGnome. This retreat is also during our October theme month which will be Conspiracy Corner which is where we will discuss all things conspiracies. In this episode specifically, we tournament the Best Conspiracy Theory Surrounding the Death of a Famous Person...
2023-10-311h 13Tournament StyleLittle WomenClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to another episode of Tournament Style. We're talking ACL again this episode and instead of headliners, we're talking the best non headliners from ACL 2023. We also discuss Guillermo's little choir concerts, Austin almost breaking his little ankle, and we draft all women.
2023-10-261h 01Tournament StyleMyers BriggsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to another episode of Tournament Style. The tournament today is Best Trunk but before we get into all of that, we also discuss seeing the movie RRR, as well as why Austin is recording in a different room, and we play Austin's Game Show.We also find take a test by someone named Myers and Briggs. Please enjoy!
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2023-06-1517 minTournament StyleGettin' Lucky in KentuckyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This weeks episode, we are having good fortune in the ol' Bluegrass state. Our tournament is anything that originated or is associated with the great state of Kentucky! Austin's parents also walk in a couple of time so you can hear me vamp about nonsense. Our segment was a draft of the best mother's day gift.Oh yeah! Happy Mother's Day!Tournament:Kentucky DerbyKentucky BourbonMiss KentuckyGettin' Lucky in KentuckyKentucky Fried ChickenKentucky Gambler b...
2023-05-171h 02Tournament StyleThree Strikes and you're Sprout!Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Despite Guillermo's bossy appearance, tyranny has triumphed and Austin is back in the Host seat at Tournament Style Inc. Naturally that means only one thing: Guillermo is going on strike! We also talk about the Met Gala and the NBA playoffs. This weeks Tournament was best strike.Tournament:Garbage StrikeUS Postal Strike of 1970The French RevolutionNBA 2011 LockoutThe strike from the movie "The Replacements"NEWSIESHomestead Steel StrikeLowell Mill Women's Strike
2023-05-071h 09Tournament StyledR. Whom - The Last FoolClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's time to say goodbye to the April Fool for now. I'll see you all in 2 years! For this episode, I paid Austin a visit at his apartment on ****** ****** ******** drive.We talked about ice baths, Glen Powell, and Ben Schwartz. I also interviewed Austin and got some of his back story. The tournament this week was...
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2023-04-1709 minTournament StyleThe April Fool ReturnsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to the second best theme month we've ever thought of, The April Fool theme month. This month I, Guillermo, host all of the tournaments, and this year I'm surprising Austin with some crazy ones, starting with the Tournament of Riddles. Before we get into that, Austin talks a little bit about Ukon and the conclusion of the NCAA march madness tournament, and uh-oh, what's that I hear? New theme music??Tournament:Villager RiddleMuseum RiddleMagician Riddle The Chicken Riddle
2023-04-131h 03Tournament StyleSmith & Smythe Blindfold Guitar Shoot OutClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Dino joins us for our last episode in Blindfold February. He and Austin blindfold up and listen to me serenade them with 8 different guitars for a very long and complex Tournament. We also chat about the Mandalorian and get into more AI shenanigans. 1. PRS SE Custom 22 Semi Hollow2. Fender Vinterra Mischief Maker Stratocaster 3. Fender American Ultra Telecaster (Texas Tea)4. Fender American Professional Jaguar5. PRS John Mayer signature Silver Sky6. Xotic XSC-2 HSS (stratocaster)7. Fender Road-worn 50's Telecaster8. Epiphone Casino
2023-03-131h 40Tournament StyleArtificial Intelligence Generated this Title: Smells like CandlesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Here's another episode of the best theme month we've ever come up with. This week Austin puts on the blindfold and smells 8 different Candles. Before that, we talk about the whole AI thing, Guillermo's waning creative skills, and we close the case on the mystery box of Rice Crispee treats. It's a long episode, so buckle in and enjoy the ride! Here's the tournament:1. Lemon Verbena2. Lavender3. Rose4. Honey Suckle5. Lilac6. Basil7. Peony8. Mint
2023-02-271h 15Tournament StyleGirl Scout CookiesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In the flesh we're here for Blindfold February bringing the heat. For the first BF episode, we are tournamenting Girl Scout Cookies blindfolded to find the best one. Also in this episode we talk about the Austin winter storm, the ThunderGnome, and for the 10th time... sauces.
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The Teddy Brosevelt ShowTeddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #46: ALEX STRENGER, Austin's Legendary Political Humorist & Provacateur, Shares His Thoughts on Everything Under the (Soon-To-Be-Blocked Out) SunEpisode #46 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ features special guest ALEX STRENGER, in a wide-ranging 52 minute interview that was recorded on February 14 (Valentine’s Day) and published on February 20, 2023. Here’s the viral video clip that catapulted Austin’s own Alex Strenger to global fame, recogntion and admiration. EPISODE XLIV TOPICS: * Current status of Alex Strengers’s application to be the next CEO of Austin Energy* Caring for a spouse with stage five testicular cancer.* His friendship and teamwork with Alex Stein 99* George Soros, Klaus Schwab, Great Reset* Alex’...
2023-02-2152 minTournament StyleRace TheoryClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! A brand new episode of Tournament Style is here and we're doing best race. In this episode we discuss Austin running a half-marathon, Guillermo watching his Buffalo Bills lose, and the Academy Awards nominees for Best Picture. The segment this week is Reading Reddit and it's an interesting one. Thanks for listening.
2023-02-051h 06Tournament StyleFlu GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's our flu game. Guillermo has covid and Austin's voice is gone so please be nice to us. In this episode, apart from complaining that we're sick, we discuss so many things. We discuss the Word of the Year, Time's Person of the Year and the interesting movies of this year. If anyone sees Avatar 2 in theaters please never talk to me again. Anyways, thanks for listening!
2022-12-211h 07Tournament StyleAustin City LimitsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! If you want to go to Austin City Limits vicariously through us then this is the podcast episode for you. We discuss so much of ACL as we both went and it's also our tournament this week. We also pitch each other another business idea and welcome a new segment, Vulture Culture. We have a great time and we're back with no longer a theme month. Please listen and please enjoy.
2022-10-1556 minTournament StyleBedroom Role PlayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We continue Sextember so as you know don't listen if you know us. Guillermo and I talk a lot in this one and actually bring segments to this episode. Not only that, the segments are sexy! Our weekend talk includes Austin going to New Mexico and talking about we forget stuff on trips like suits and shoes. We also talk about a chess scandal involving butt plugs (which is the only way I can play chess). Lastly, we touch on Adam Levine and tournament on sexiest costumes.
2022-10-0255 minTournament StyleShark Tank WeekClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to Tournament Style! It's Shark Week and in this episode we sort of go off the rails while still being on the rails and take however you'd like. We honor Shark Week this year by entering the tank ourselves and pitching our brain children to each other. Before the tournament, Austin teaches Guillermo about incognito mode, we talk about our weekends, and decide who is the asshole in our new segment, Read Reddit. Please enjoy the episode and Austin actually has a good idea in the tournament...
2022-08-111h 08Tournament StyleO Christmas TreeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Ready or not here we come with another episode of Tournament Style. Not a 12 Days episode but still a good Christmas in July theme month episode. Even though Austin is on vacation we sill bring you the best content you've ever heard. We talk musicals and Guillermo's lack of knowledge on them. We discuss Austin's vacation in Branson, Missouri and of course our work comes up as a topic as always. We also tournament tree toppers this episode. StarBowCowboy HatAngelPop C...
2022-07-291h 03Tournament StyleBeach DayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Mat's back! This is a very fun episode where we catch up with the guest of 2022, our good friend, Mat. If you love listening to 3 best friends hanging out, this is the best episode for you. In this episode we talk about Guillermo being bad at things, Mat explains his gaslighting phase, and we draft beach food and beverages. Spoiler alert: Austin wins another draft. We also tournament the best Super Smash Bros character. MarioDKLinkSamusYoshiKirbyFoxP...
2022-07-081h 00Tournament StyleStranger ThingsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! You can say some things just got strange with this episode. In today's episode, we tournament the best Stranger Things character. With season 4 dropping, we felt it would timely to talk all things Hawkins. Also in this episode we talk about our dental work, Austin's Sports Minute, and Guillermo wrote another scroll. Honestly it's his best work yet but don't tell him I said that. This was a fun tournament so thank you for listening.MikeWillDustinLucasElevenMaxHopper
2022-06-141h 08Tournament StyleWorst Movie SequelClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! You may think you know what this episode will be about based on the title, but in Cray Cray May you have no idea what you're about to listen to. It's the final episode of Cray Cray May and we went big and also went home. It's another worst episode with a little twist. We also talk about Austin's birthday, hanging out together, and the Scrubs reunion. Please enjoy.
2022-06-0754 minTournament StyleTournament of Champions IIClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Spoiler Alert! Snape kills Dumbledore! It's Cray Cray May and in this episode, we talk about previous winners so if you haven't heard the tournaments from earlier in the year you may want to before you hear the champions of the tournaments. Getting into this episode, Guillermo and Austin haven't seen each other in what feels like years so there is a great catch up talk at the beginning of the episode before the tournament. We talk Haim, as well as the Kentucky Derby, and also talk about (REDACTED) for t...
2022-05-1259 minTournament StyleYes Joke PodcastClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Wow talk about canaries in a coal mine with this episode. Guillermo takes the reins on this episode and hosts the tournament that he brings. Kind of a crazy episode where we bring the April Fool back and let all of his glory hang out. In this episode, we talk about the recent holidays, us going to see NADD Pod, and Austin's Sports Minute. The tournament for this week is best joke. And take that with a grain of salt because these jokes may not be that great....
2022-04-2456 minTournament StyleLas CocktaileriasClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Grover really left Cleveland with this one. We're back with another episode of Tournament Style and ready to let loose with this one. We've done best mixed drink but here with best cocktail might surprise you. In this episode we also talk Guillermo being on BXG, another Austin's Sports Minute, and gaming systems. The tournament of best cocktail is also discussed. This episode is sponsored by Zencastr, my #1 podcast tool. They provide a crystal clear sound and gorgeous HD video. I love that it records separate audio and vi...
2022-04-171h 00Tournament StyleCurses In CursiveClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another fun episode we have here with Guillermo and I talking useless stuff which is what we excel at. We steal this week's tournament from Barstool and tournament a bracket they put out recently, Most Useless Skill. Useless skills are our bread and butter so we had to take it for ourselves. We also talk about doors vs wheels, we go over a dumb thought, and we present Austin's Sports Minute. This episode is sponsored by Zencastr, my #1 podcast tool. They provide a crystal clear sound and gorgeous H...
2022-04-111h 03Tournament StyleNew Groundhog DayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're here with another episode of Tournament Style to do what we do best and wax idiotic. In this episode, we talk about our snow day here in Austin, TX and how awesome it is we get these days off of work. We also talk more Wordle because of course, we talk Tom Brady and the former Football Team, and why Groundhog Day is the worst holiday ever. Curse you Punxsutawney Phil! The tournament in this episode is best new original holiday. Please enjoy the chaos and record breaking possessions.
2022-02-041h 04Tournament StyleApex PredsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're inebriated and vaccinated as a podcast duo now that we're both roosted and boosted. In this episode we have a lot of fun talking Guillermo getting his shot, Austin rants about Wordle, and also talks NFL playoffs. Someone may or may not also have guessed the Word of the Week! It's an exciting 16 team tournament this episode while we discuss apex predators . Always remember, black fight back, brown lay down, white good night.OrcaGreat White SharkTigerPolar BearBald Eagle...
2022-01-211h 10Tournament StyleDrunk DecemberClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another theme month can you believe it. This theme month is drunk December and we're drinking and podcasting. Don't tell the cops! This is a fun episode where we discuss our Spotify wrapped, Austin rants about last/this/next, and we tournament the best drinking games. Please go easy on us and know that we're old. Guillermo dies after 1 hard kombucha.Beer PongKing's Cup/Waterfalls/Card GamesShot RouletteFlip CupMovie Drinking GameQuartersNever Have I Ever/Truth or D...
2021-12-121h 04Tournament StyleConnecting the DotsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Please don't hate us but we have no idea how zodiacs work, but we attempt to talk about them anyways. This week the tournament is best zodiac and we're not talking about the killer. We talk a little Thanksgiving as it's coming up, we discuss Austin finally moving into his new apartment, and Guillermo being a boss ass b*tch standing up to all business owners. Thanks for listening. @magicspoon @harry's @manscapedAriesTaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpio...
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Michael GarzaAustin Hilton is Another Scam Artist Crypto Shiba Inu Guru on YouTube Selling Crap Courses - Ep 89This guy is incredibly frustrating because he is clearly selling garbage for 10 to 20 bucks a month. If this guy was such an incredible trader or buy and hold style investor, he would not need broke millennials to funnel money into his butt all day long.
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2021-10-2923 minTournament StyleHow to Loose an Audience in 10 DaysClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Wow this is a long episode but tons of fun throughout. Guille gets his Buzz on , while we discuss the best Romantic Comedy, in this 16 seed tournament. We discuss Tom Hanks, the true Golden age of Romcoms, Austin's ACL experience and more!
2021-10-131h 29Tournament StyleDon't Call It A ComebackClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're here discussing the Olympics and the discontinued sports that we think should be brought back. In this episode we also talk Bezos going to space, A Quiet Place 2, and Guillermo quizzes Austin on ought's rock music. We have a lot of fun this episode and hope you enjoy.PoloTug of WarCricketJeu de PaumeLacrosseMotor BoatingCroquetRoque
2021-07-311h 02Tournament StyleWelcome to the Space JamClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Come on and slam and welcome to the jam. We have a ton of fun in this episode where Guillermo gives Austin covid live on the podcast. We record this one in the same room and it's always a blast when we come together. We tournament Looney Tunes characters this episode to find the best one in honor of Space Jam 2 coming out. We also talk about the pronunciation of words and Guillermo goes to the Thunder Gnome once again. Bugs BunnyDaffy DuckLola Bunny
2021-07-231h 11Tournament StylePiano ManClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We are so lucky to have two experts of music on this episode of Tournament Style. Guillermo has a master's degree in voice and Austin played the saxophone in middle school band class. So when you think about it, kind of the same skill level. This episode is where we discuss the best instrument to learn so you're going to want to listen. We also talk about other things I guess I don't know just listen or whatever.Guitar/BassPianoVoiceDrums/Percussion...
2021-05-281h 02Tournament StyleGlizzys In GermanyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy Glizzy rocking everywhere! We're back and we're talking glizzys. More specifically we're talking about where the best place to eat them is. Honestly, no place is a bad place to eat a glizzy if the glizzy is barking. We also play another lyric game and Austin takes Guillermo to the Thunder Gnome. Trust me, you're not going to want to miss this one.Sporting EventPark/BBQ/OutsideGermany/AbroadMovie TheaterHot Dog Eating ContestYour CarYour...
2021-05-2156 minTournament StyleGuillermo's In The Thunder GnomeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there listening and everyone who has a mom. In this episode we have a fun tournament discussing the best tv show moms and basically how funny they are. This episode also covers more lore about Guillermo and his storied past. If you've ever wanted to know why Guillermo hates apostrophes and why Austin hates gnomes this is the episode for you. What temperature do you sleep at?Kitty FormanClaire DunphyLois GriffinCersei LannisterMoira...
2021-05-1354 minTournament StyleKentucky DerbyClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We are finally back where we're supposed to be with Austin hosting and Guillermo hosting too but less so. I hope you keep us in mind in the way we are and give us some besos during your midnight bourbon. This episode you will hear us discuss the best Kentucky Derby horse names as well as try out new segments and complain about the US Postal Service.
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AustinitesMelinda Garvey - Founder of On The Dot and Austin Woman MagazineBack in 2002, Melinda Garvey was out for drinks with some friends when she got the idea to start a magazine focused on women in Austin. A few months later, the first issue of Austin Woman Magazine was published.
Melinda didn’t stop there. She continued to innovate and find new ways to support women. In 2019, her company, On The Dot, launched a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion software platform to help all women and diverse employees connect and advance within organizations. In 2020, they expanded the software to include a platform for virtual events and virtual communities.
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2021-04-0146 minTournament StyleGuillermo's Flu GameClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This is sort of a crazy one so strap in folks. If you've never seen The Room then after this episode you'll basically be able to say you have. We talk about Austin's haircut, we dive deep into Guillermo's voice acting, and overall have a great time talking about nothing while trying to make sure Guillermo stays alive. Oh and we also tournament tweets or whatever.
2021-03-091h 00Tournament StyleMust Have Super PowersClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Yeah, I go on and on can't understand how I last so long. I must have the super powers last 223 thousand hours. If you've ever wanted to know which super power is definitively the best then here is the only place to find out. In this episode we discuss Guillermo maybe leaving the podcast, the fact that Austin is jealous of birds, and if it's ammonal to compete in the Olympics with super powers.
2021-03-031h 07Tournament StyleIs Oat Milk the Goat Milk?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! We went full vegan this episode and tried some milk substitutes for this tournament. This was a fun episode as Austin was blindfolded and Guillermo fed him milk straight from the almond's nipples. We also complained about $GME and Jeff Bezos because of course we did. And MacKenzie call Guillermo why not?Rice MilkCoconut MilkWalnut MilkAlmond MilkOat MilkFlax MilkSoy MilkCashew Milk
2021-02-1152 minTournament StyleDiets Are For QuittersClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! In this episode we discuss diets and find out which diet is the best of all. Along the way we bring up the Snyder cut, Austin's hate for fish, and why everyone who diets is a quitter. If any of that sounds up you're alley then maybe see a doctor but also enjoy this episode. And if none of that sounds like your alley then maybe visit a different alley, okay. KetoVeganPaleo Intermittent FastingMediterranean DietPescatarian Carnivorous DietVeg...
2021-01-1954 minTournament StyleMore MascotsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! That's right fam you guessed it! In this episode we talk about more mascots LOL 😂. We get so goofy and zany in this episode you don't want to miss a second ⏳. Guillermo falls off the caffeine wagon that nobody circles like the Buffalo Bills. And Austin breaks down his love languages or whatever 💕. Oh and we talk about football for a bit I guess.Green Bay PackersNew Orleans SaintsCleveland BrownsBuffalo BillsBaltimore RavensKansas City ChiefsTampa Bay Buccaneers Los A...
2021-01-1300 minTournament Style2 Fast 2 FoodClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Live fast and eat fast food is how I live. In this episode we talk about the Border Patrol, Guillermo's fear of eating a lot around Austin, and we occasionally tournament fast food places. Please listen then go order 40 frosties and some sawsome sauce.McDonald's Taco BellChick-fil-AWendy's Jack in the BoxKFCDairy QueenBurger King
2020-11-181h 00AustinitesChas Moore - Founder and Executive Director of Austin Justice CoalitionChas Moore is the Founder and Executive Director of the Austin Justice Coalition.
Austin Justice Coalition is a Racial Justice Group that educates and builds community power for people of color who live in Austin, Texas that need support, community, and liberation during a time of systemic injustice in America.
Chas talks about why he started Austin Justice Coalition and what makes them unique compared to other organizations that are fighting for people of color. He goes through what some of their biggest accomplishments have been to date. He talks about what he would most...
2020-11-1248 minTournament StyleWe're BasicClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's Fall and you know what that means. Pumpkin spice and plaid shirts. In this episode we discuss the most basic things to do in Fall for this Fall themed month.
2020-09-0946 minTournament StyleNumber Juan AlcoholClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Our friend Juan joined us for this very special episode where we discussed all things mixed drinks. We bring up his wedding and go into detail on all the things Guillermo thinks are from America.
2020-09-0159 minTournament StyleCharc WeekClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! It's Charc Week! That's right, you thought it was over but it just the beginning. Please enjoy this cheese filled episode based solely on the name pun.
2020-08-2553 minTournament StyleShark WeekClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. It's Shark Week!
2020-08-1745 minTournament StyleRapid Fire Comedic ActorsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Is it Cray Cray May again already? In this episode we rapid fire for the first time since Cray Cray May and have 32 tournament contestants rather than the typical 8. Hear us discuss who we think the funniest film actor is.
2020-08-1254 minTournament StylePizza ToppingsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to another episode description. In this episode we discuss pineapple on pizza, the weirdest topping we've ever had, and if anything can dethrone pepperoni. Hope you enjoy.
2020-08-0451 minTournament StyleSongs of the SummerClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Get ready for summer bangers and cash! That's right, we tournament the best songs with the word summer in the title. So no actual cash but it rhymed with mash so I went with it. Also we're sponsored by Apple and Cher now. Hope you enj-wait Calvin Harris's Summer has HOW MANY VIEWS ON YOUTUBE?!!?!
2020-07-2945 minTournament StyleSummer BlockbustersClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! These are movies that busted the block in the summer time when the weather is fine. Grab your popcorn, turn your brains off, and enjoy as we discuss the best summer blockbusters in another episode of Splish Splash Summer Tournament Bonanza.
2020-07-2145 minTournament StyleI Know What You Did Last SummerClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Another episode of Splish Splash Summer Tournament Bonanza with things we miss from previous summers. Come miss these things and see if you are just the same as us.
2020-07-1448 minTournament StyleO Say Can You SeeClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! First episode of Splish Splash Summer Tournament Style Bonanza is here! We discuss national anthems for some 4th of July themed fun. Thanks so much for listening.
2020-07-0754 minTournament StyleAre We Smarter Than a 5th Grader?Click Here to Text us Fan Mail! Hello and welcome to Tournament Style. In this week's episode we go through game shows and find out if the host of this show can hold his own. Is he smarter than 5th grader? Does he want to be a millionaire? Is the price wrong? Find out in this hilarious episode.
2020-06-3044 minTournament StyleDaddy's DayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! For Father's Day we talked TV dads! Our friend Jeremy joins while we discuss Tywin being a good dad, Danny Tanner maybe being a murderer, and maybe the best scene in TV history. It's a fun run so enjoy.
2020-06-2356 minTournament StyleJust DessertsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We're back! We miss you and I'm sure you've missed us. In this episode we get crazy with sweets and find out I lived in a fridge.
2020-06-1552 minTournament StyleTournament of ChampionsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! We have our first guest on this week to discuss the winner of winners. It's an electric fun time so please enjoy.
2020-05-2548 minTournament StyleCRAYola CRAYonsClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Get ready to get CRAY! More Cray Cray May adventures when we literally talk about cray crays. Everyone calls Crayola Crayons cray crays right? Anyway, have a good day listening to us on cray cray may and say hi to bae.
2020-05-1941 minTournament Style50 StatesClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! Welcome back to Cray Cray May! Today we work with all 50 states in the first bracket that is not only 8 teams. Sit back, listen, and go cray!
2020-05-1152 minTournament StyleThe Worst in Cray Cray MayClick Here to Text us Fan Mail! This could be the start of something new. It feels so right to be here with you. This month we try our first theme month with Cray Cray May. What does that mean? Who knows?
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