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The ImmortalsUnder the DomeIt has been teased forever but it's finally out. Austin and Pedro watched every episode of the CBS adaptation of Stephen King's novel Under the Dome. And they lost their damn minds. In this podcast, Austin wrote out a full summary of the entire series and they read it at the top of the episode so you can follow along if you haven't seen the show. 2021-06-021h 54
The ImmortalsTabu: A Story of the South SeasAustin, Pedro and J.C. are back to talk about a silent film. Sarah is out this week which means left to their own devices, they spend too much time talking about Broadway adaptations and the premise of My Best Friend's Wedding. Then they get to the 1931 F.W. Murnau film set in the South Pacific and how it represented the culture and the characters.2021-04-081h 02
The ImmortalsMy Fair LadyJUST YOU WAIT 'ENRY 'IGGINS! Austin is so happy to talk about one of his favorite musicals, but what did everybody else think? Was the ending good? Was there too much yelling? Eliza's accent, bad? Find out! Also you will learn Pedro's bonus pick for next episode. And then at the very end you'll learn what it actually will be when he changed his mind days after recording.2021-03-071h 22
The ImmortalsCeddoIt's been a minute but it's finally time to talk about a movie that Austin hadn't seen before. The Immortals watch the 1977 Senegalese film Ceddo. 2021-03-0451 min
The ImmortalsEurovision Song ContestAustin and Sarah are on the bonus episode to talk about the Eurovision Song Contest, but they are not experts. Thankfully Sarah's friends Grace and Pelks are! Listen as they discuss the boldest of bold trends, performers that got zero votes, and how queer friendly Eurovision has been. This may be the closest we get to world peace.2021-02-251h 03
The ImmortalsJeopardy!This is Jeopardy! Sarah, Pedro and Austin discuss how they grew up with the show and why it may win the argument for being the best game show ever. 2021-02-1946 min
The ImmortalsHomicide: Life on the StreetSarah and Austin are back to talk about another bonus TV show. This time one of the all time great cop show -- Homicide: Life on the Street2021-02-0540 min
The ImmortalsMisfitsYes, finally another superhero show. Sarah and Austin talk about the cult UK show Misfits. Warning -- Sarah does spoil a surprise in the Season One finale but she does say that she's about to do it.2021-02-0516 min
The ImmortalsThe Big ParadeStraight up, how many of you have watched The Big Parade? The 2.5 hour silent film about WWI? J.C., Pedro and Austin will tell you if you should or not. After we talk more about The Crown.2021-01-021h 05
The ImmortalsRosemary's BabyThe Immortals sit around the fireplace on this cold winter night and discuss a movie Austin thinks is a Christmas film: Rosemary's Baby.2020-12-2455 min
The ImmortalsBritish Catch-UpAustin hasn't forgotten his TV obligations! He catches with the last four TV shows: Coronation Street, Parkinson, The Kenny Everett Video Show and Hornblower.2020-12-2122 min
The ImmortalsMystery Science Theater 3000Austin and Sarah relate to a media project where people are forced to watch movies in the style of self-sabotage. It's Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!!!!2020-12-0524 min
The ImmortalsSeven Samurai / Malcolm XWhoa! We actually made it to 200! While we ignore the fact we still have 801 more episodes to go, we enjoy watching two of the greatest films ever: Seven Samurai and Sarah's bonus pick of Malcolm X. Also, Austin and Sarah went to the Music Box. Tell a friend about the show! Why not!2020-11-151h 56
The ImmortalsNon-Episode!Hey everyone! No Bond bonus episode coming this week. Austin and Sarah jump on the mic to explain when that's coming and also when other episodes are coming out. Basically, everyone is really busy but stuff is coming! Listen to hear why Austin and Sarah in particular are so busy.2020-10-1807 min
The ImmortalsSherlock HolmesAustin thought he was a Sherlock Holmes but how could he call himself that if he had never seen Jeremy Brett. Thankfully this podcast made him finally correct this.2020-10-1008 min
The ImmortalsSaturday Night and Sunday MorningAustin, Pedro and Sarah jump into the Angry Young Men subgenre with the Albert Finney 60s classic Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. Even though it's not a twist movie, there is a lot of talk about the ending and what the tone it's conveying. So if you want to watch the movie first, get thee to the Criterion Channel.2020-10-0248 min
The ImmortalsThe Golden GirlsAustin and Sarah had never seen The Golden Girls before! Hot take, the iconic multi-Emmy winning sitcom is really good. 2020-10-0124 min
The ImmortalsThe Walking DeadIt's so close to October, so it's (almost) the time to talk about horror entertainment. And it's impossible to talk about horror on TV without talking about the behemoth that is The Walking Dead. Austin is solo as he talks about what he's seen.2020-09-2609 min
The ImmortalsLast Week Tonight with John OliverPerfectly paired with Lincoln, Sarah and Austin talk about one of the consistently best shows on TV: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.2020-09-1926 min
The ImmortalsBonus -- LouieHey everyone! Having a good day? Wonderful! Now here is Austin and Sarah looking back at the FX TV series "Louie" by Louis C.K.2020-09-1135 min
The ImmortalsBonus -- The Real Housewives of Orange CountyPerfectly paired with The Decline of the American Empire, Sarah and Austin waded into the dense mythology of the Real Housewives franchise.2020-09-0624 min
The ImmortalsBonus -- EmpireThe bonus TV episode this week is FOX's Empire. (Not the empire of Fox.) Austin watched over a season of the hit show where Terence Howard decides who he should leave the record empire to. It's between Jamal and----who are we kidding, the show is all about Cookie. 2020-08-2808 min
The ImmortalsBonus -- The ArchAndroidJ.C. brought us back to the studio(lol) to talk about one of her favorite artists working today. In fact, they go as far as to say Janelle Monáe is a genius. Austin and Sarah join them to talk about one of her most loved albums, The ArchAndroid. Tell a friend about the show! Why not! Check your feed for another bonus episode and then 191 will be coming soon. 2020-08-2815 min
The ImmortalsWhiplash / The Brothers BloomThere is a correct tempo to listen to podcasts and I can tell you it's not 1.5. Today The Immortals are reviewing one of the newest films on the 1001 list: Whiplash. Also Austin picks one of his favorite movies as his bonus pick, The Brothers Bloom. (Also when describing next week's movie Austin gets the country wrong. It's a Canadian film, not a French film. You'll hear next week what else he got wrong.)2020-08-211h 35
The ImmortalsBonus -- Bored to DeathEven though it's not part of the main episode and nobody else on the show even watched the pilot, Austin still felt compelled to watch every episode of Bored to Death. Here is five minutes to justify the 12 hours of the show he watched!2020-08-2006 min
The ImmortalsBonus -- Champagne SupernovaIt's our first bonus episode in this new format! The 817th of the 1001 Songs You Must Hear Before You Die is "Champagne Supernova" by Oasis. Pedro, Austin and Sarah take a listen. Music by Adam Lord Tell a friend about the show!2020-08-1911 min
The ImmortalsTargets / No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith / Teenage Kicks / Beavis and Butt-headSo you know what still happens during social distancing? Independent podcasts! Austin is catching up with his backlog of editing to bring you this episode where he joins Sarah and Pedro to discuss the unnerving thriller Targets by Peter Bogdanovich about a mass shooter. They also listen to Motorhead and The Undertones. Also Pedro explains to the other two what the hell Beavis and Butt-head even is. Enjoy! Intro 0:00 -- 8:55 Targets 8:55 -- 34:43 No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith 34:43 -- 37:49 Teenage Kicks 37:49 -- 45:04 Beavis and Butt-head 45:04 -- 1:05:45 Outro 1:05:45...2020-03-181h 06
The ImmortalsThe Young Girls of Rochefort / Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables / 2point4 ChildrenHappy 2020! Here's an episode we recorded last month where we had unrealistic expectations on how much Austin could edit while he was traveling! Austin, Sarah and J.C. go into the magical world of Jacques Demy's Rochefort. They fall in love with this French musical and then listen to a band called...I have my notes here...the "Dead Kennedys." Hmmm. Intro 0:00 -- 25:36 The Young Girls of Rochefort 25:36 -- 43:18 Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables 43:18 -- 50:33 2point4 Children / Outro 50:33 -- 54:53 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheA...2020-01-2254 min
The Immortals2 or 3 Things I Know About Her / The House of EliottUh oh! Pedro and Sarah are gone and they left the mics with J.C. and Austin! They ignore most of their assignments to talk about what matters most of them: Gloria Grahame, erotic novels and Doctor Who. They do get around to talking about Jean-Luc Godard's film, but mostly to insult him. It's a goofy one! Intro 0:00 -- 21:10 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her 21:10 -- 48:53 The House of Eliott 48:53 -- 57:30 Outro 57:30 -- 1:06:06 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you...2019-12-171h 06
The ImmortalsIn a Lonely Place / Every Picture Tells a Story / Your Love Keeps Lifting Me (Higher and Higher) / Fawlty TowersAustin's real sick, y'all! But is he as sick as Humphrey Bogart in In a Lonely Place where he may have killed a woman? Hope not! The Immortals also listen to Rod Stewart and Jackie Wilson. Also they discuss the John Cleese farce, Fawlty Towers. Spoiler, Austin doesn't die. Intro 0:00 -- 18:03 In a Lonely Place 18:03 -- 46:26 Every Picture Tells a Story 46:26 -- 51:28 Your Love Keeps Lifting Me 51:28 -- 58:36 Fawlty Towers 58:36 -- 1:08:33 Outro 1:08:33 -- 1:12:17 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com...2019-12-041h 12
The ImmortalsThe Man Who Shot Liberty Valance / MTV's Fear / Low / 20th Century Boy / AlfWhen the truth becomes the podcast, you publish the podcast. The Immortals bring their own truth to one of Sarah's all time favorite westerns: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. They also listen to David Bowie's unconventional album, Low, and a happy example of rock, T-Rex's 20th Century Boy. Austin makes some bold claims about Alf. But before all that, everyone watched J.C.'s bonus pick, the cult reality show MTV's Fear. Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 19:17 MTV's Fear 19:17 -- 1:01:21 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance 1:01:21 -- 1:43:51 Low 1:43:51 -- 1:49:292019-11-192h 09
The ImmortalsStrike / Java Jive / The Tonight ShowSarah is gone this week so it's up to Austin, J.C. and Pedro to rise up and smash the bourgeoisie in Sergei Eisenstein's Strike! They also go deep into the current state of The Tonight Show and how it's changed in 60 years. Also they record maybe the dumbest segment in the history of The Immortals with the song review of Java Jive by the Ink Spots. Enjoy! Intro 0:00 -- 17:08 Strike 17:08 - 40:26 Java Jive 40:26 -- 53:01 The Tonight Show 53:01 -- 1:19:04 Outro 1:19:04 -- 1:23:29 --Leave your own...2019-11-051h 23
The ImmortalsLittle Big Man / The Dreaming / Voulez-Vous / FrontlineIt's been a whole week since The Immortals discussed a film that may not hold up. Let's do it again! The gang discuss the Dustin Hoffman film Little Big Man. They also try to solve the weirdness of Kate Bush's album, The Dreaming. Pedro declares his love of ABBA with Voulez-Vous. Austin watched Frontline--not that one. Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 18:49 Little Big Man 18:49 -- 52:08 The Dreaming 52:08 -- 1:01:22 Voulez-Vous 1:01:22 -- 1:13:28 Frontline 1:13:28 -- 1:17:06 Outro 1:17:06 -- 1:20:52 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com...2019-10-041h 20
The ImmortalsThe Crying Game / Dig Me Out / Criminal / The TripHave you seen The Crying Game? The Immortals have and they're officially giving you a spoiler warning for the entire segment! You'll get why! They also listen to one of J.C.'s favorite albums, Dig Me Out, by Sleater Kinney. They also listen to Criminal by Fiona Apple and Austin joins Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon on The Trip. Get excited! Also the Chicago side of the call had a little bit of technical difficulties so we apologize for the poor audio quality. Intro 0:00 -- 15:45 The Crying Game 15:45...2019-09-281h 15
The ImmortalsCatch-Up Episode!Surprise! You thought we were off this week! Nope! Austin finally got people to catch up on their missing movies. Pedro watched Bringing Up Baby from Episode 162; Sarah watched All About My Mother from Episode 166; and J.C. watched Planet of the Apes from Episode 167. They also all cover the album Melody A.M. by Röyksopp! Find out who is annoyed about their assignments! --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review Twitter iTunes Join us nex...2019-09-0731 min
The ImmortalsFat City / Born in the USA / Vienna / South ParkGiven that Fat City is a boxing movie, Austin should have been more prepared to put up his dukes. The Immortals have a notably mixed reaction to the John Huston film, but they reunite for their love of Bruce Springsteen. They also discuss Ultravox's Vienna (or is Venice?) and the strange legacy of South Park. Enjoy! Intro 0:00 -- 24:45 Fat City 24:45 -- 54:00 Born in the USA 54:00 -- 1:07:25 Vienna 1:07:25 -- 1:12:51 South Park 1:12:51 -- 1:45:56 Outro 1:45:56 -- 1:49:15 NOTE: The audio was corrupted when Austin gave his...2019-08-251h 49
The ImmortalsPlanet of the Apes / Signing Off / Bat Out of Hell / Walker, Texas RangerWhen Don Draper saw Planet of the Apes, he stayed in the theatre with his son and watched it again. Were Austin, Pedro or Sarah compelled to do the same? Or watch one of the eight other Apes films? They also listened to some British reggae by UB40. Austin watched yet another stupid show--this time with Chuck Norris. But more importantly, Pedro has another excuse to talk about BAT OUT OF HELL! Intro 0:00 -- 11:32 Planet of the Apes 11:32 -- 25:37 Planet of the Apes (Spoiler Section) 25:37 -- 35:05 Signing Off 35:05 -- 41:362019-08-091h 03
The ImmortalsAll About My Mother / Maps / WentworthThis week is a block all about women and whoops, Sarah is out sick this week. J.C., Pedro and Austin tackle the slate in her absence as they look at the incredible Pedro Almodovar film, All About My Mother. They also listen to Yeah Yeah Yeah's hit single, Maps, and watch the intense Australian prison drama, Wentworth. This is the ProPublica article J.C. mentions in the intro. Intro 0:00 -- 12:18 All About My Mother 12:18 -- 49:14 Maps 49:14 -- 56:54 Wentworth 56:54 -- 1:07:37 Outro 1:07:37 -- 1:12:03 ...2019-08-031h 12
The ImmortalsOnce Upon a Time in America / Bandwagonesque / Pop the Glock / A Little Respect / Prison BreakPedro is back and he joined The Immortals to watch the four hour Sergio Leone epic, Once Upon a Time in America. They also listen back to an Uffie song, question the universal acclaim of Teenage Fandom, bask in the fake-nostalgia of Erasure and then Austin bitches about Prison Break for awhile. Content Warning: The movie segment contains discussions of sexual assault. Intro 0:00 -- 15:20 Intro with Chernobyl finale spoilers 15:20 -- 21:07 Pop the Glock 21:07 -- 28:53 Once Upon a Time in America 28:53 -- 1:16:37 Bandwagonesque 1:16:37 -- 1:21:13 A Li...2019-07-051h 47
Ad AbsurdumBucky Deserved Better (Captain America trilogy)Happy Fourth of July! Your pop culture legal team are back to look into the films of Steve Rogers aka Captain America. His role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is usually as the moral center but how does he fair as a law-abiding citizen? Sarah and Meredith dive into how much medical information Cap should have received before taking the super soldier serum; if Bucky Barnes' brainwashing works towards an insanity defense; and the necessary types of superhero classification that would be needed for the Sokovia Accords. Also is one of our hosts a secret mutant?!? They a...2019-07-041h 52
The ImmortalsBringing Up Baby / Lady Soul / The MonkeesBuckle up because Katherine Hepburn is loose on the world. Sarah, J.C. and Austin dive into the classic screwball comedy Bringing Up Baby. Is it inspiring or exhausting? They also listen to an incredible Aretha Franklin album and a weirder than you would expect sitcom. Enjoy! Intro 0:00 -- 15:10 Bringing Up Baby 15:10 -- 37:55 Lady Soul 37:55 -- 46:37 The Monkees 46:37 -- 55:34 Outro 55:34 -- 58:32 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review Twitter 2019-07-0158 min
The ImmortalsAn American Werewolf in London / World Clique / Kiss / EntourageARRRROOOOOOOO! AMERICANS IN LONDON! This is a silly one folks. Austin and Pedro are sick and they want a short episode so of course we dive really deep into werewolf storytelling, Deee-lite club music, the sexuality of Prince and why Entourage may not be the best show ever made. Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 14:39 American Werewolf in London 14:39 -- 41:20 World Clique 41:20 -- 46:51 Kiss 46:51 -- 58:50 Entourage 58:50 -- 1:26:32 Outro 1:26:32 -- 1:29:39 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an...2019-06-241h 29
The ImmortalsThe World of Apu / Superstar / WidowsThe Immortals have reached the end of The Apu Trilogy with the film The World of Apu. They look back the classic Satyajit Ray films and how the films really work best as a whole. They also dive into the The Carpenters' and the miniseries Widows. They'll listen to Bob Dylan's album next week. Also enjoy the surprise Keanu Reeves cameo! You can't guess where it'll be! Austin is aware that the actor Steve McQueen is American. He apologies to the entire McQueen family and extended friends. Intro 0:00 -- 21:06 The...2019-05-241h 19
The ImmortalsGlengarry Glen Ross / Sheer Heart Attack / Supa Dupa Fly / Professional Widow / The Pillars of the EarthWE NEED THOSE LEADS! Podcast leads that is! Ah! Get it?! The Immortals are reviewing Glengarry Glen Ross and it's all about getting the leads. It's a thing, watch the movie, they spend most of the episode talking about it. They also listen to albums by Queen and Missy Elliott and a song by Tori Amos. Then Austin watches a miniseries based off a beloved book and his friends tell him to stop watching Gotham. Some friends they are! THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE GOOD LEADS. Intro 0:00 -- 13:54 Sheer Heart Attack 13:54 -- 19:06 ...2019-04-261h 08
The ImmortalsAparajito / 54-46 Was My Number / The Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxySarah is off traveling for work so it's up to Austin, J.C. and Pedro to return to the Apu Trilogy with Aparajito. How does it hold up to the high standards of the first entry? They also prepare for this 4/20 weekend episode by getting into the reggae music of Toots and the Maytals and watch the silly BBC miniseries, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Intro 0:00 -- 17:47 Aparajito 17:47 -- 49:18 (Spoilers start at 38:05) 54-46 Was My Number 49:18 -- 56:48 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 56:48 -- 1:06:14 Outro 1:06:14 -- 1:10:432019-04-191h 10
The ImmortalsNot Cool CommentaryHere is Part Two of The Immortals commentaries about the films from The Chair. Austin, Sarah, Pedro, Daron and Adam are back minutes after their Hollidaysburg commentary to watch the companion film. What will happen during a movie that Austin described as, possibly the worst film he's ever seen? Not as fun as you think, but moments that are worthy of discussions! We'll be back tomorrow with Episode #152!2019-04-121h 35
The ImmortalsPatton / Rip It Up / Beat the Clock / Knowing Me, Knowing YouAha! The Immortals are back and ready to go to war as we learn how many of them will follow Patton to the ends of the Earth. They also get annoyed by their song picks this week from Orange Juice and Sparks, which--fun fact--are the names of bands! They also break down the Alan Partridge classic sitcom Knowing Me Knowing You. But first they get all of their Game of Thrones predications out of the way. You'll find out who Sarah is in love with! Here's a hint, it's not Austin! Intro / Game of Thrones t...2019-04-051h 14
The ImmortalsFast Times at Ridgemont High / AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted / Pump Up the Volume / House / The Chair150 EPISODES!!!! It's a landmark and also so hysterically far from the premise goal. But forget about that, because the Immortals dive into the brilliant teenage comedy Fast Times at Ridgemont High. They talk about Ice Cube's perspective on race in the 90s. They talk about how EDM music is....EDM music. Then they dive deep into the FOX drama House and how it holds up. BUT THEN....Austin got his friends to watch this insane Starz drama that history is actively choosing to forget: The Chair. We go long but only because we have to cover every social issue...2019-03-282h 06
The ImmortalsPather Panchali / Paris 1919 / Sister Morphine / The SandbaggersThe Apu Trilogy is one of the most beloved films in cinema history and The Immortals get the chance to start it with the poverty coming-of-age film, Pather Panchali. Then they get their taste of European history with an album by John Cale. They dive into what it means to be a drug song with Sister Morphine by Marianne Faithfull--not The Rolling Stones. Then Austin is too enthusiastic about a spy drama called The Sandbaggers. MOST POPULAR ENTRIES EVER!!!! Intro 0:00 -- 13:17 Pather Panchali 13:17 -- 39:48 Paris 1919 39:48 -- 46:31 Sister Morphine 46:31 -- 54:21...2019-03-211h 10
The ImmortalsThe American Friend / Green / I Feel For You / Footballers' WivesIf all The Immortals were in Europe, how long would it take before most of them would try to manipulate Pedro to commit crimes for them? That's the dilemma in the middle of the Wim Wenders' film The American Friend! It's a Ripley novel adaptation from Patricia Highsmith starring Dennis Hopper and Bruno Ganz. After they finish their assassinations, they listen to R.E.M. and Chaka Khan and then Austin barely proves that Footballers' Wives exists. Also plenty of Oscar reactions a week late! Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 17:31 The American Friend 17:31 -- 36:502019-03-091h 05
Ad AbsurdumVote Dave 2020! (Dave)Take a break from the news to go back to the joyful days of the 90s when a constitutional crisis was a delightful comedy concept. Kevin Kline starred in an Ivan Reitman movie about an impersonator to the President ends up secretly being the President for a few months. The Pop Culture Legal Team look into how much of this is illegal. Beyond just saying, "ALL OF IT," they break down the legality of the AutoPen, how the 25th Amendment was almost evoked, and the real life first female President. There's also a lot of interesting information about how...2019-02-111h 38
The ImmortalsUnder the Skin / Two Dancers / The Fear / The Crimson FieldThe Immortals have entered a new year! It's 2019 no matter what the co-hosts claim it is when they recorded this one. They're here to kick things off right which means spending a lot of time on a movie where Scarlett Johansson is a killer alien. They also listen to some smooth sounding music from Wild Beasts and Lily Allen. Austin watched six hours of The Crimson Field for a five minute segment. But most importantly, this was J.C.'s pick for a bonus review -- the Netflix food documentary Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat. Get hungry! 2019-01-141h 11
Ad AbsurdumSpirit of Christmas, LLC (The Santa Clause)It's a Christmas miracle! A man fell off your roof and died! Also Ad Absurdum is BACK. Sarah and Meredith are joined by Calli, a privacy lawyer, to answer all the big questions about The Santa Clause. Is the fine print on the card similar to iTunes user agreements? Can you treat a belief of Santa like a religious allowance? Is the North Pole illegally spying on you during the year? How much of a bummer is it to deal with child custody issues in a silly Tim Allen movie? You'll find out all of this and more! 2018-12-251h 30
The ImmortalsThe Lady Eve / Johnny Cash at San Quentin / On Broadway / CivilisationAt any given moment, one of the Immortals are pulling a long con on the other one. (For example, Austin tricked them to do a 20 year podcast.) So everyone related really well to the Preston Sturges comedy, The Lady Eve. They also listened to Johnny Cash recording an album in prison, The Drifters walking down a street and one British man's take on all of civilization. I'm sure that won't go horribly wrong. Plus more True Crime Gays and finding out what's on Pedro's Chrome tabs! Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 14:14 The Lady Eve 14:14...2018-12-201h 24
The ImmortalsSplendor in the Grass / Rocks / Rocky Mountain High / AnzacsIt's been over 100 episodes since The Immortals watched a film where Natalie Wood plays a damned teenager so they're past due! They watch Splendor in the Grass and then return to Pedro's childhood by listening to Aerosmith. They also figure out exactly where the Rocky Mountains are as they almost focus on John Denver and then Austin complains about how long Anzacs was. IT'S GOOD STUFF AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ALL OF IT. Intro / Off the List 0:00 -- 25:50 Splendor in the Grass 25:50 -- 54:20 Rocks 54:20 -- 1:11:35 Rocky Mountain High 1:11:35...2018-12-131h 29
The ImmortalsEpisode #134 -- The Wizard of Oz / Caetano Veloso / I Fall to Pieces / The PrisonerSorry, we're late but we were blown away from Kansas and this guy with a balloon took forever to offer us a ride. In a weird coincidence, we all reviewed The Wizard of Oz! We also listened to the Brazilian legend Caetano Veloso, we appreciated the return of Patsy Cline and then we told everyone around us that WE ARE NOT A NUMBER. Also we had some weird audio issues during the recording of this episode so there are some annoying wind sounds near the end. Austin was able to edit almost all of them out, but...2018-11-191h 19
The ImmortalsDoctor Zhivago / Ambient 1: Music for the Airport / (Don't Fear) the Reaper / Quantum LeapGet your coat we're going on a train ride! That's the tone of this movie right? The gang are following the epic tale of Doctor Zhivago through different Russian revolutions. After that tension, they calm down with the soothing sounds of Brian Eno and then all the tension returned as they argued about the title of (Don't Fear) the Reaper. Then much like Sam, Austin leaped alone. Stay tuned to hear J.C. try to quit the show! Intro 0:00 -- 15:15 Doctor Zhivago 15:15 -- 56:55 Ambient 1: Music for Airports 56:55 -- 1:07:55 (Don't F...2018-10-251h 26
The ImmortalsCatching Up with Pedro!In this short casual barely-edited mostly-silly bonus episode, Sarah and Austin chat with Pedro about what he was up to during his two-week absence. They hear about his new pop culture love, hear his thoughts on the movies he missed and they review two new songs. Come back next week for our next proper episode with.....our new co-host! Get excited! NOTE: We do spoil The Ox-Bow Incident. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review Twitter iTunes...2018-10-1124 min
The ImmortalsThe Ox-Bow Incident / Kick Out the Jams / Frisee / The Mary Tyler Moore ShowSarah loves westerns! And The Ox-Bow Incident is definitely a western. It follows Henry Fonda and his familiar faced friend as they take on a moral problem. They also listen to DNC's own MC5, ignore some frisee and take in the delights of The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Also, did Austin and Sarah actually finish Parenthood?!? Don't look at the timestamp if you want to be surprised! Intro / "Off the List" 0:00 -- 6:10 The Ox-Bow Incident 6:10 -- 23:14 Kick Out the Jams 23:14 -- 30:52 Frisee 30:52 -- 31:05 The Mary Tyler Moore S...2018-09-2158 min
The ImmortalsAn Update to The Art ImmortalHello everyone! This is Austin giving you a quick audio message explaining where we've been the past few weeks. Thank you and we look forward to making new episodes for you very soon!2018-07-1701 min
The ImmortalsBen-Hur / Nighthawks at the Diner / Arzua-Ulloa / Vincent / BlackadderGet your swords and sandals for it's Ben-Hur week for The Immortals! Austin, Sarah and Pedro (sans Leigh) follow Charlton Heston from boat to chariot as they review this four-hour Best Picture winner. They also review the Vincent van Gogh inspired song and the time-sprawling comedy Blackadder. Intro: 0:00- 4:08 Ben Hur: 4:08- 29:40 Nighthawks at the Diner: 29:40-29:47 Arzua-Ulloa: 29:47- 29:50 Vincent: 29:50- 36:15 Blackadder: 36:15- 44:28 Outro: 44:28- 50:11 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. E...2018-03-0850 min
The ImmortalsThe Seventh Seal / Queen II / Tomme de Savoie / Maybe I'm Amazed / Only Fools and HorsesThe last time we saw Ingmar "Chuckles" Bergman, it was Cries and Whispers and Austin called it one of the most upsetting movies ever made. What does he think of The Seventh Seal which literally has Death following good people until he can take them away? (He loves it.) It's also time for a fantasy battle of musical proportions with Queen, the sweet/cheesy sounds of Paul McCartney and somehow the most popular British sitcom of all time. GET EXCITED. Oh and there's a weird puzzle to hold you over while we take a week off. Solve it! 2018-01-2559 min
The ImmortalsThe Lion King / Urban Hymns / Bagel / Spice Up Your Life / The Spirit Wind / TremeHOLY CRAP! It's Episode 100! It's been two years and over 500 reviews. This shall be a very special episode for a number of reasons. (Mostly because Austin got new shoes.) Join us as The Immortals continue their voyage through space for some ridiculous reason as they review The Lion King, some more emo British music, bagels, the Spice Girls, ignore the actual book to talk about Lemony Snicket, and an underseen David Simon HBO show. Also, the bonus review is Austin's favorite movie! Be sure you listen to the episode to the very end. Be sure to follow u...2017-11-161h 58
The ImmortalsEpisode #99 -- North by Northwest / Young Americans / Paski Sir / Theme from Shaft / Oh, the Places You'll Go / Farmer Wants a WifeIn Alfred Hitchcock's North by Northwest, there is a very simple message. If you don't want to have international assassins and criminals trying to murder you in beautiful locales, don't be a dick to your waiter. Lessons to live by. Also we have David Bowie this episode, the return of Shaft and the review of the book every graduate receives whether they want it or not. Intro 0:00 -- 3:02 Old Business, New Henges 3:02 -- 6:26 North by Northwest 6:26 -- 19:11 Young Americans 19:11 -- 23:22 Paski Sir 23:22 -- 23:49 Theme from S...2017-11-0947 min
The ImmortalsEpisode #95 -- Bride of Frankenstein / The Velvet Underground and Nico / Yuzu / Johnny B. Goode / Who's Seen the Scissors? / The Up SeriesThe Immortals return to the land of Mary Shelly, but this time Bride of Frankenstein is a sequel to the classic novel instead of a spoof. Which one will have a greater impact on the gang? Also Austin learns there's more to Nico than The Royal Tenenbaums, Pedro unveils that Marty McFly did not invent rock and roll. Adam shows where the goddamn scissors are and we learn about England's future by looking at its aged children. Get excited! Intro 0:00 -- 2:16 Bride of Frankenstein 2:16 -- 19:42 The Velvet Underground and Nico 19:42 -- 26:002017-10-1246 min
The ImmortalsBONUS EPISODEThe Immortals are taking it easy this week so they're just going to chat sorta on topic for a half hour. Sarah tells us what she thought of The Battle of Algiers. Pedro catches up with Return of the Jedi. Adam reviews The Snow Spider for the second time. And Austin wastes everyone's time by trying to recap like twenty shows. IT'S PERFECT AUDIO. Normal episode next week. --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com --Be sure you leave an iTunes review so Pedro can give you a compliment on air. ...2017-09-2830 min
The ImmortalsEpisode #91 -- Adam's Rib / Shaft / Jerusalem Artichoke / I'm a Believer / Foxie / Land of the LostThe Immortals are back and they're ready to discuss gender! Sarah leads an unofficial episode of Ad Absurdum as they discuss the classic legal screwball comedy Adam's Rib. Also Leigh wonders how the hell Shaft is on the album's list, Pedro learns that love isn't just true in fairy tales and Austin wonders what the hell is happening in Land of the Lost. Also Adam says good stuff! EDIT -- We had some audio issues with the first upload. We have tried a new file and trying to fix the concerns. Thank you for your feedback. 2017-09-071h 00
The ImmortalsEpisode #84 -- The Day the Earth Stood Still / John Prine / Bella De Cerignola Olive / Suzanne / The Three Robbers / Mary Hartman, Mary HartmanThe boys are back in town! Except this isn't Entourage. And only 3/5th the cast are male. And they're in a spaceship far away from town. Whatever, the gang are back to review a classic Hollywood sci-fi film, listen to the smooth sounds of John Prine (Prine or Prine?), learn some major secrets about olives, find out if Cohen can repeat his magic, debate another goddamn picture book and then Austin rambles about a wacky show you haven't seen. IT'S WHAT WE DO AND WE DO IT WELL. Intro / Old Business, New Henges 0:00 -- 7:45 Th...2017-07-201h 11
The ImmortalsEpisode #80 -- The Birds / Bat Out Of Hell / Barramundi / Essiniya / A Christmas Carol / The Singing Detective When this show started 79 episodes prior it was obvious that it would eventually lead to the gang building their own spaceship. Before they can see if Pedro built something that resembles Austin's memory of the trailer of The Astronaut Farmer, it's time to review one of their strongest sets. It's Leigh's delicious bonus review, their first Hitchcock film, Meat Loaf's opus, a fish we couldn't find, a soothing song, an immortal classic, and a musical crazy noir medical character study. Get excited! Wait, why are so many birds perched outside? Intro 0:00 – 3:16 BONU...2017-06-151h 48
The ImmortalsEpisode #76 -- Blade Runner / I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got / Fresh Green Peppercorn / Just Like Heaven / Clockwork / LOSTNo more time for silliness! The Immortals have some important reviews on their docket including the beloved sci-fi classic Blade Runner and the beloved sci-fi classic LOST. Also an early album by Sinead O'Connor, absent food, a poppy song by The Cure and an underread story by Philip Pullman. But the biggest question of all is...will anybody get Austin a chair? Intro / LOST Sketch 0:00 -- 7:30 Blade Runner 7:30 -- 31:49 I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got 31:49 -- 38:32 Fresh Green Peppercorn 38:32 -- 39:07 Just Like Heaven 39:07 -- 47:00 Clockwork 47:00 -- 55:39 LOST 55:39...2017-05-111h 34
The ImmortalsEpisode #71 -- Young Frankenstein / I Against I / Andouillle de Vire / Black Metal / Doraemon / Walking with DinosaursThe Immortals return and they don’t notice the connection between them losing their sanity as they venture the creepy settings of the old gods realm and their review of Young Frankenstein. They also review a punk album that really should have made their own cover of Puttin’ on the Ritz, Adam betrays the gods of vegetarianism by eating a sausage, Austin does his best metal impression and then Sarah tries to define what the hell Walking the Dinosaurs is. Also no matter when you listen to this episode, we swear Gene Hackman was alive when we recorded this. Enjo...2017-04-071h 20
The ImmortalsEpisode #70 -- Alien / L'Eau Rogue / Boldo Leaf / Life in a Northern Town / Gargling with Jelly / Dae Jang GeumAnother ten episodes down, 931 to go! This week the Immortals continue to try to find Bethany in the Old God's dimension and watch Sarah's pick for The List: A Few Good Men. Then, they touch on super-beings in their review of Alien. They find that Young Gods are waaay better than Old Gods, and Life In A Northern Town isn't so bad. Gargling with Jelly is literally and figuratively explored, and finally, Austin once again delivers a tour de force monologue when he discusses yet another obscure TV show that no one else watched, Intro 0:00...2017-03-301h 29
The ImmortalsEpisode #69 -- On the Waterfront / Paul Simon / Saikyo Miso / Cyprus Avenue / Mog the Forgetful Cat / Jesus of NazarethIt's episode 69 (NICE) and the Immortals are still trapped in the old gods other realm. As they explore their surroundings, they make time to review On the Waterfront! It's about a nice guy surrounded by shady figures. It's what Adam feels all the time on this show. Also Leigh gets mad at Paul Simon again, Sarah makes a soup, Pedro gets things thrown at him, everyone overanalyzes Mog and Austin talks about the flaws of Jesus. We are such an accessible show!!! Intro 0:00 -- 7:49 On the Waterfront 7:49 -- 26:44 Paul Simon 26:44 -- 37:552017-03-231h 28
The ImmortalsEpisode #68 -- Being John Malkovich / Bright Flight / Gulac / Slob / Listen to My Heart / Call the MidwifeEven though the portal that formed in the sword wound in Adam's chest that they went through last week closed behind them and they've been trapped in a room without food in another dimension with no clue how to get out, The Immortals still have INTERNET! The movie this week is Being John Malkovich, which proves to be only a slightly weirder scenario than the one the Immortals currently find themselves in. Leigh hates another album that Austin and Adam like, while they all mourn the fact that they'll never again talk about Weezer after this episode. The food...2017-03-161h 07
The ImmortalsEpisode #66 -- In the Heat of the Night / Killing Joke / Stone Crab / Passenger / The Adventures of the Wishing Chair / Absolutely FabulousThe super caucasian Immortals talk about race! AGAIN! This week's film selection is another Academy Award winner: In the Heat of the Night. Then, the least they can hope for is an accidental Batman fan following when they shit on the album Killing Joke by the band Killing Joke. Stone Crab gives Sarah the stone cold shoulder. They take a blissful ride with Iggy Pop's Passenger. They take a truly deplorable ride in Enid Blyton's The Adventures of the Wishing Chair. And Leigh and Austin have a generally good time with the TV show Absolutely Fabulous. This is another...2017-03-021h 09
The ImmortalsEpisode #65 -- The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie / Ocean Rain / Kangaroo / Wardance / James and the Giant Peach / Un gars, une filleThings get surreal when the Immortals weigh in on terrorists selling toy dogs, restaurant-based funerals, and long walks on country roads as part of their The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie analysis. Also, Echo and the Bunnymen return from...wherever Bunnymen come from, The Immortals learn that there's not much Sarah wouldn't eat including kangaroo and cat. Pedro eventually says “Wardance by Killing Joke” correctly on the first try, while Adam and Austin give lip service and more to Roald Dahl. Frankly, Austin totally blows it in the TV section, but it's totally salvaged by whoever edited the episode (it wa...2017-02-231h 13
The ImmortalsEpisode #63 -- Breakfast at Tiffany's / Oxygene / Gull Egg / Always on My Mind / The Day the Babies Crawled Away / Edge of DarknessThe Immortals are back! And Pedro recommended a really weird place to get some Breakfast. At Tiffany’s. While we wait to get some goddamn waffles at this jewelry store, Leigh put on some weird techno video game music, Sarah had us starve, Pedro won’t give any credit to our salesman/waiter(?) Elvis, Adam is zoning out just watching unattended babies while Austin is on the literal edge of darkness. Why won’t they even give us a menu? Intro 0:00 – 4:29 Breakfast at Tiffany’s 4:29 – 36:25 Oxygene 36:25 – 43:40 Gull Egg 43:40 – 44:17 Always On My Mi...2017-02-091h 17
The ImmortalsEpisode #62 -- Andrei Rublev / Wild Gift / Sea Cucumber / One Nation Under a Groove / The Bears' Invasion of Sicily / Star Trek: Deep Space NineThe Immortals are back and they’re going to the 51st State of America: Russia! They’re off to see the great painter Andrei Rublev, while they review a long movie about him. Also they’re going to listen to some good ole punk, eat something Austin calls “JELLO for grown-ups”, debate whether Funktastic is funk, debate whether a reader’s guide is a reader’s guide and then decide to leave Russia and go right into a wormhole where it’s safer. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:23 Andrei Rublev 2:23 – 22:48 Wild Gift 22:48 – 30:47 Sea Cucumber 30:47 –...2017-02-021h 26
The ImmortalsEpisode #60 -- All Quiet on the Western Front / Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul / Golden Kiwifruit / Please Love Me / The Story About Ping / BonanzaThe Immortals are back and things are about to get serious! Thanks to a jerk of a teacher, they were all inspired to go serve in World War I, much like the boys in All Quiet on the Western Front. While they’re on leave, they are able to listen to some soulful Otis Redding, eat some delicious golden-ish kiwi, be loved by B.B. King, meet a duck named Ping, and watch a small fraction of Bonanza. Also they talk about Austin’s bonus pick of the critically acclaimed and criminally underseen Rectify! Also big changes are happening in B...2017-01-191h 49
The ImmortalsEpisode #58 -- Journey to Italy / The Slider / Stinky Tofu / Say It Loud I'm Black and I'm Proud / The Duck in the Gun / Three's CompanyThe Immortals are back and they’re going to Italy! They’re taking their Journey to Italy and they definitely won’t bring up old feelings about their relationships and travel in misery. Not us! Leigh brought T. Rex to listen to in our car ride. Thankfully Sarah didn’t bring stinky tofu—no explanation necessary. Pedro told wanting us to put on James Brown while Adam rather listen to an audiobook of a picture book about a duck. And mumbling somewhere in the trunk, Austin was talking about Three’s Company theories. Get excited! Intro 0:00 –...2017-01-051h 10
The ImmortalsEpazote #53 -- The Muppet Movie / The Sensual World / Epazote / Sun City / I Am Susannah / Arrested DevelopmentThe Immortals are back and their spirits are much higher. Instead of talking about skinheads like they did last week, they have The Muppet Movie! Also they will talk about Kate Bush, something that apparently isn’t lettuce, pretty much every musician, a sweet book about childhood and one of Austin’s all time favorite shows. What could it be? Well don’t’ look at the title of the episode or an inch below! Intro 0:00 – 2:03 The Muppet Movie 2:03 – 27:09 The Sensual World 27:09 – 34:06 Epazote 34:06 – 41:50 Sun City 41:50 – 52:41 I Am Susannah 52:41 –...2016-12-011h 35
The ImmortalsEpisode #47 -- Murder, My Sweet / Scott 4 / Dandelion / California Dreamin' / The Ugly Duckling / Rio das MortesThe Immortals are back and things are looking rather black and white…again. They return to the world of film noir for the second week in a row as they tackle the Raymond Chandler adaptation, Murder My Sweet. They also listen to Scott Walker sing about a black and white film, we drink a yellow weed, we listen to people probably on weed, examine the grayness of ducklings and Austin fails to review German comedy…again. Also a new reason to hate Gotham! Intro 0:00 – 3:42 Murder, My Sweet 3:42 – 25:01 Scott 4 25:01 – 33:25 Dandelion 33:25 – 42:15 Califor...2016-10-061h 18
The ImmortalsEpisode #46 -- The Asphalt Jungle / Tago Mago / Peruvian Purple Potatoes / Electricity / Charlotte's Web / Barney MillerThe Immortals haven’t had a worst episode ever in awhile so we gotta give the fans what they want! Almost all of them go deep into The Asphalt Jungle and even fewer will come out alive. They also are perplexed by the sound of Tago Mago, the size of the potatoes, the backstory of Captain Beefheart, the miracles of Charlotte’s Web, and the age of Abe Vigoda. Also stay tuned to see if Austin releases the episode or not! They definitely nailed this. Intro 0:00 – 2:47 The Asphalt Jungle 2:47 – 32:52 Tago Mago...2016-09-291h 31
The ImmortalsEpisode #42 -- CitizenFour / High Violet / Summertime Clothes / The New Policeman / OutlanderThe Immortals are back and more separated than ever! While Austin and Sarah are on vacation, the only thing they wanted to do was to watch CitizenFour, a documentary about Edward Snowden. They also listen to another whiny album and a catchy song, read a mysterious Irish book and watch a mysterious Scottish TV show. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 1:37 CitizenFour 1:37 – 33:05 High Violet 33:05 – 41:53 Rapadura 41:53 – 43:25 Sumertime Clothes 43:25 – 49:54 The New Policeman 49:54 – 58:26 Outlander 58:26 – 1:13:33 Outro 1:13:33 – 1:18:49 --Leave your own henge ratings at TheArtImmortal.com2016-09-011h 18
The ImmortalsEpisode #39 -- Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? / Peter Gabriel / Goodbye Yellow Brick Road / The Nutcracker and Other Tales / LA LawThe Immortals are back and they really are questioning living together. Things have gotten…tense. In similar news, they all watched Whatever Happened to Baby Jane! They also listened to the sweet (and weird) tunes of Peter Gabriel, they don’t eat Australian fish, they learn who actually is Elton John, they go to war against rats, and Austin learns that LA Law is so freakin’ insane. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 6:10 Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? 6:10 – 30:33 Peter Gabriel (I) 30:33 – 42:44 Coral Trout 42:44 – 42:59 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road 42:59 – 53:40 The Nutcracker a...2016-08-111h 28
The ImmortalsEpisode #35 -- Big / Music for the Jilted Generation / Chimichirri / French Disko / We Couldn't Leave Dinah / Being Human (U.K.)The Immortals are back and they just wish to be big. In a complete coincidence, they’re reviewing the Tom Hanks comedy Big this week! Also Leigh delves back into EDM, Sarah finds an excuse to buy empanadas, Pedro talks about departing bubbles, Adam admires a Pony Club and Austin talks about paranormal roommates. All this and more tangents about numbers and facts! Intro 0:00 – 5:28 Big 5:28 – 30:55 Music for the Jilted Generation 30:55 – 38:36 Chimichurri 38:36 – 45:08 French Disko 45:08 – 51:08 We Couldn’t Leave Dinah 51:08 – 1:06:26 Being Human (U.K.) 1:06:26 – 1:21:50 Outro 1:21:50 – 1...2016-07-141h 27
The ImmortalsEpisode #33 -- Cria Cruevos / "Strangeways, Here We Come" / Smithfield Ham / Relax / The Brothers Lionheart / AliasThe Immortals are all back together for Sarah has returned on her journey to save Adam! Just in time to discuss an abstract Spanish film dealing with grief from the eyes of a child! Whoo! They also discuss how pretentious are The Smiths, whether ham is better than turkey, how gay is the song Relax, how weird is the book The Brothers Lionheart and how dumb is Alias. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 3:27 Cria Cruevos 3:27 – 31:04 “Strangeways, Here We Come” 31:04 – 39:05 Smithfield Ham 39:05 – 47:14 Relax 47:14 – 56:39 The Brothers Lionheart 56:39 – 1:07:20 Alias 1:07:20 – 1...2016-06-301h 35
The ImmortalsEpisode #25 -- Tristana / The Message / Another Girl, Another Planet / Autumn Term / Space Ghost: Coast to CoastThe Immortals return to a goofy episode. Much like Tristana likes to choose between two pathways, is this the best episode or the worst episode of The Immortals? Either way, Pedro reviews most of this show from the bathtub, Sarah refuses to kill a chicken, Leigh sings The Message once a year, Adam has to go back to school and Austin tries to review the unreviewable. It’s a hell of a show! Intro 0:00 – 3:58 Tristana 3:58 – 25:12 The Message 25:12 – 37:23 Volaille de Bresse 37:23 – 41:37 Another Girl, Another Planet 41:37 – 50:58 Autumn Term 50:58 –...2016-05-051h 24
The ImmortalsEpisode #24 -- The Exiles / Zombie / Goose Egg / Taj Mahal / I Hate SchoolThe Immortals return to spend some time with Native Americans
enjoying an LA evening in The Exiles. They also listen to African
political songs, debate whether something is elevator music, reveal
which of them really hated school, and discover how little Austin
knows about birds. Also there’s discussion on how stupid this
season of The Real World is!
Intro 0:00 – 4:49
The
Exiles 4:49 – 23:32
Zombie
23:32 – 32:39
Goose Egg 32:39 – 40:51
Taj
Mahal 40:51 – 50:02
I Hate School 50:02 – 1:01:30
TV Grab Bag 1:01:30 – 1:07:19
Outro 1:07:19 – 1:17:02
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The ImmortalsEpisode #23 -- Sons of the Desert / Electric Music for the Mind and Body / Take My Hand, Precious Lord / What Do People Do All Day? / Doctor WhoThe Immortals return to argue about Laurel and Hardy. Pedro
takes it to heart and travels to Chicago for this recording (and
for the Sons of the Desert conference, of course.) Also they get
psychedelic with Country Joe and the Fish, learn a surprising
amount from a children’s book, review their first gospel song and
watch Austin absolutely geek out about Doctor Who. Get
excited.
Intro 0:00 – 5:27
Sons of the Desert 5:27 – 28:32
Electric Music for the Mind and Body 28:32 – 35:40
Muscaline (Not Really) – 35:40 – 37:37
Take My Hand, Precious Lord – 37:37 – 45:51
What Do People Do All Day...2016-04-211h 34
The ImmortalsEpisode #20 -- Closely Watched Trains / The King of Kong / Crocodiles / Arbroath Smokie / Marquee Moon / Worzel Gummidge / The Real WorldThe Immortals return from their never-explained one-week break! They review two films this week with Sarah’s bonus review taking us to the intense world of competitive arcade players and our regular review takes us to the not-as-exciting-as-you-may-think world of train dispatching during World War II. They also make amends by finally reviewing the smoked fish, get déjà vu with the album, talk about all the facets of a ten-minute song and meet a magical scarecrow. Also Austin watched eight seasons of The Real World and has plenty to say about it! Get excited.
Intro...2016-03-311h 45
The ImmortalsEpisode #19 -- Le Boucher / Pornography / Imperial Peking Duck / Runnin' with the Devil / Amazon Adventure / FriendsThe Immortals return with a lot of positive reactions this week. One of the most popular sitcoms of all time is reviewed in the same episode as a fancy duck, Van Halen, a trip down the Amazon, porn (sorta) and a movie that Austin hasn’t seen! Also, the gang decides to name each day of the week for alcohol and the new intern continues to cause a lot of problems.
Intro 0:00 – 3:44
Le Boucher 3:44 – 23:18
Pornography 23:18 – 32:53
Imperial Peking Duck 32:53 – 47:52
Runnin’ with the Devil 47:52 – 56:49
Amazon Adventure 56:49 – 1:12:15
Friends 1:12:!5...2016-03-171h 51
The ImmortalsEpisode #17 -- The Bad and the Beautiful / Machine Head / Pantelleria Caper / Tin Soldier / Borka / Quincy, M.E.The Immortals return for what’s definitely their worst episode as decided by Austin and not any of the other Immortals. That’s almost entirely because he messes up his verb tenses as they discuss a movie that delves into Hollywood ambition, the redemption of Deep Purple, something that’s not dog food, a song that isn’t “Smoke on the Water”, a featherless goose and a medical examiner who sometimes examines medicine. They also learn what a whore’s dinner and how Pedro has a fragile brain.
Intro 0:00 – 3:11
The Bad and the Beautiful 3:11 – 2...2016-03-031h 22
The ImmortalsEpisode #14 -- Thirty-Two Short Films About Glenn Gould / New Forms / Kavring / 4, 3, 2, 1 / Julie of the Wolves / ParenthoodThe Immortals return to review one film that is actually 32 films but is actually one film! That is way easier to follow than anything Pedro tries to say about LL Cool J’s rap feuds and the world of drum and beat. They also try a rye bread that may secretly be chocolate cake, which still isn’t as sweet as the lives of the Bravermans. Also Adam and Austin discover a YA book they really should have read by now. Get excited!
Intro 0:00 – 4:50
Thirty-Two Short Films About Glenn Gould 4:50 – 22:32
New Forms 22...2016-02-111h 27
The ImmortalsEpisode #12 -- Bigger Than Life / Bad Company / Munster / Black Night / Jumanji / Verstehen Sie Spass?The Immortals return and they have never been more divisive! It’s almost as if certain Immortals took an experimental drug and now they’re disagreeing with Austin too much. They also mix-up with some bad company, non-stinky cheese, purple depth and some German pranksters. But remember, once you start the episode you must finish it. Intro 0:00 – 3:30 Bigger Than Life 3:30 – 21:39 Bad Company 21:39 – 29:39 Munster 29:39 – 42:45 Black Night 42:45 – 49:13 Jumanji 49:13 – 1:02:42 Verstehen Sie Spass? 1:02:42 – 1:18:08 Outro 1:18:08 – 1:24:22 --Our next bonus episode will come out on Monday to discuss “Ke...2016-01-281h 24
The ImmortalsEpisode #10 -- Klute / Hearts and Bones / Ostrich / Cars / A Hundred Million Francs / Dalziel and PascoeThe Immortals return for their 10th episode and they celebrate with their first ever bonus review. What important thing does Adam think deserves to be on one of these 1001 lists? Also Pedro can’t remember anybody’s name for the whole one song he had to review, Austin thought ostrich meat would have feathers, Leigh gets angry at a song and Sarah seems to already be running low on henge facts. Get excited! Intro 0:00 – 2:44 Adam’s Bonus Review 2:44 – 9:06 Klute 9:06 – 26:45 Hearts and Bones 26:45 – 35:30 Ostrich 35:30 – 44:05 Cars 44:05 – 53:49 A Hundred Million...2016-01-141h 29
The ImmortalsEpisode #2 -- The White Balloon/69 Love Songs/Amaretto di Saronno/Human Planet/Hey, Dollface/24 Preludes and FuguesEpisode #2
The Immortals are back to discuss items from Italy to Iran! How many of the Immorals will find the main girl in the movie very annoying? Is this week’s album a mess or subtly brilliant? How unqualified are Adam and Austin to discuss a classic YA LGBT book? (Answers: A bunch, yep, and oh boy.) All this and more (with better sound quality)!
Intro 0:00 – 3:14
The White Balloon 3:14 – 24:24
69 Love Songs – 24:24 – 35:00
Amaretto di Saronno – 35:00 – 40:25
Human Planet 40:25 – 51:39
Hey, Dollface 51:39 – 1:03:20
24 Preludes and Fugues – 1:03:20...2015-11-111h 23
The ImmortalsEpisode #1 -- Sunset Blvd./Led Zeppelin IV/Enokitake/Wonder Woman/Harold and the Purple Crayon/Der FreischutzEpisode #1
Welcome to our very first episode! This week we are reviewing the 225th entries of the 1001 Movies/TV Shows/Albums/Classical Recordings/Children’s Book/Food You Must Watch/Hear/Read/Eat Before You Die. Does everyone love the classic American film? Does one Immortal’s hate of mushroom continue towards the Enokitake? Will Pedro leave out any plot point of this German opera? Find out this week on The Immortals!
NOTE: On the next episode, which is already available, the Indiana participants get a better microphone and the quality is stronger.
2015-11-111h 28
Tá Falado: Brazilian Portuguese Pronunciation for Speakers of SpanishLesson 20: Pronunciation of 'lh', Automatic Sprinklers
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The 'mulher molhada trabalhava' is rendered in Spanish as 'mujer mojada tabajaba.' That's our basic rule: words spelled with 'j' in Spanish are often spelled with 'lh' in Portuguese. However, you've got to hear the podcast to find out how they are pronounced. Culturally Valdo and Michelle admire the number of automatic sprinklers that are found in residential areas in the United States.DialogPortugueseMichelle: Um dia desses eu vi uma mulher toda molhada enquanto...2007-03-0712 minTá Falado: Brazilian Portuguese Pronunciation for Speakers of SpanishLesson 16: Pronunciation of 'b', 'd', and 'g', Adding Tax to Purchased Items
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For once, a lesson that is easy for native speakers of English, but tough for the native speakers of Spanish. We're talking about how to pronounce words with 'b', 'd', and 'g.' Just wait to hear Jose Luis say the word 'abogado'! As to the cultural topic, Valdo and Michelle are trying to get used to adding tax to the price of the items that they buy.DialogPortugueseMichelle...2007-02-1410 min