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One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Cocky & Confused: The Host's ParadoxTim Andrews joins Greg Russ as they discuss their childish egos and radio dreams. 2025-03-1452 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Missed Today's Show Because Of An EmergencyIt's not a lie. Autumn did need to miss the show unexpectedly due to an urgent situation. But exploiting it in the episode title is a level of low, for sure. 2024-10-1121 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Nailed It!Join Autumn and Greg as they move beyond the polish, exploring the exciting world of...fingernails.  2024-05-301h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Spring Break - The Greg VersionAlso look out for the Autumn version! 2024-03-2821 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Back On TrackAutumn and Greg made a New Year's Resolution to get back on track, returning the show to its roots, visiting one topic at a time. And like most resolutions, they broke it immediately. Next week...for real. 2024-01-0457 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Is BoringAutumn battles being "basic." 2023-12-071h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg Is BoringAutumn is fed up with the "negativity." 2023-11-2959 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Price of EntertainmentAutumn and Greg discuss what lengths they'll go to in an effort to entertain a crowd, with Autumn having no shame. 2023-10-2549 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Free For Fall 2023An annual tradition, the Free For Fall 2023 is upon us, in which Autumn and Greg talk about...whatever. 2023-10-161h 07One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Fischer, Middle-Aged KrakenJust some movie talk.  2023-07-101h 01One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg in Ireland, Pt 2; Greg in Des Moines, Only One Pt.; Autumn at HomeThe long awaited sequel to one of the most listened to episodes of One Topic. 2023-05-1057 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg in Ireland, Part 1Greg's in Ireland. By listening, you are too! 2023-04-1131 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Back To The Basics...Next WeekThe show has become a bit unfocused; it's about time Autumn and Greg bring it back to "one topic". And they will. Next time. 2022-11-1459 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Fall Back to YesteryearWith the changing of the clocks, Autumn and Greg travel back in time to reminisce about fashion and music of years past, surely sounding old.  2022-11-071h 02One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn - Will She or Won’t She?Autumn has "had a day," and may or may not join the show. NOTE: If she does join, there's a good chance she'll cry. It won't last long. 2022-09-121h 02One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn’s Mom!Let's get the lady on the show that Autumn blames for all her problems! JK. We talk about the confusing reasons why people choose to wear bow ties and why the two of us are the way we are. Love ya, Ma! 2022-08-3056 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Taking the Show to the Big TimeShould Autumn and Greg shop the show around to a bonafide podcast network? The opinions conflict... 2022-07-251h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Bring On The CalmJust kidding. There is no calm. Autumn and Greg are ill-prepared to handle stress, dealing with it in their own unhealthy ways. 2022-07-111h 01One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Take Out The Trash TVThe show no one asked for - Buckhead Shore - has arrived. In the spirit of trash TV, Autumn and Greg discuss reality programming, the time Autumn applied for the Real World, when Greg lived a real life version of a reality show as an insufferable 22 year old, and how they'd fare if they were ever cast. 2022-06-2759 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Date Autumn, Will Ya?Autumn wants to date someone. Autumn doesn't want to date anyone. Autumn wants someone around. Autumn wants to be left alone. Autumn says knows what she wants. Autumn doesn't know what she wants. Are you the one she's looking for? 2022-05-021h 02One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Balancing Autumn’s CheckbookAutumn claims she's poor, though she has no real idea what her monthly expenses are. Are her cries of poverty valid? Listening is the only way for you to find out! 2022-04-181h 03One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)PerformingOn stage, on the air, in life, there's always a performance going on. And in bed. Though unfortunately Autumn and Greg didn't talk about that. Sorry, pervs! 2022-04-111h 05One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The One TopicverseAutumn and Greg dig into the podcasting landscape and explore shows similar to their own - podcasts that focus on "one topic," or something close - ultimately ranking them. SPOILER: They're all better than this version. 2022-04-041h 13One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)A Shifting RealityWhat's the future of our reality? Will people really want to live in a simulation, where they can buy a new face and trade credits for personality traits? Probably.   Count Autumn and Greg out. 2022-03-141h 26One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg’s A Big, Fat FailureDue to a recently developed roll of film that rendered poor results, Greg questions his competency and ability to accept his failures. Autumn pushes him to get on Zoloft.   2022-01-241h 14One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn’s Nose is Having a Mid-life CrisisAutumn recently got her nose pierced. At her advanced age, is this a sign of something bigger? A mid-life crisis, perhaps? Is it weird that out of all the things that have been going on in her life, this is the one that has got her thinking?  2022-01-101h 11One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Where’s Greg?We really did mean to do a proper episode but....what can I say, we dropped the ball. So, instead, here are the wild ramblings of Autumn. Alone. On a Sunday night. After a margarita. ENJOY!!! 2021-12-2713 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)And Just Like That...Wokeness DiedAutumn can't contain her disdain for the Sex and the City continuation, And Just Like That... Greg and Autumn explore the responsibility creators have to their audiences, and how wokeness is in its death throes, as it is packaged and sold like a mass produced food item, chock full of additives and preservatives.  2021-12-201h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Middle ColumnA result of probable undiagnosed OCD, Greg has divided the passage of life into three columns. As 40 approaches, both Autumn and Greg find themselves squarely in the middle column and spend the episode reflecting on where they are as the halfway point looms. 2021-11-151h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Mind Your Own Damn Business (When To)Autumn inserted herself into a situation, which prompted this week's discussion about when to mind your own business and when to get involved. Also, Autumn said Greg's mic sounded good, when really, it over-modulated at times. He was traveling and recording remotely, so give some slack. Thanks! 2021-11-0857 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Creative FulfillmentHow does creativity fit into one's life? Does it need to be tied to career? Does it matter if there's no audience? Autumn and Greg explore the need to be creative and the purpose it serves.   Music for this week's episode by Hardmonica - It's Time For Halloween 2021-11-011h 02One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Is Eating Things She Finds In The ForestAutumn has been foraging and is eating things she finds in the forest, and by the pond, and on the sidewalk.  2021-10-251h 15One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Public PerceptionAutumn and Greg discuss the way people perceive them based on the limited information that is presented on-air, with other people thinking they know them, when, in reality, they're still battling to even know themselves. 2021-10-181h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)CaloriesThis episode isn't empty calories - it's chock full o' goodness. Trust Autumn and Greg to provide the nourishment you need. 2021-10-041h 10One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Art of the PodcastAfter another false start, Autumn and Greg talk through what they think makes a good podcast. Even 140 episodes in, refinements are being made, in the quest for the ever-elusive perfect pod.  2021-08-3050 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg's AirbnbNOTE: Greg's audio does get better. His feelings for his Airbnb do not.  2021-08-1651 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Sex and the CityFrom the "Over Two Decades Old" collection, Autumn and Greg talk about HBO's hot property, Sex and the City.  2021-08-021h 13One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg Is Going To Stop Hating EverythingHating everything gets tiring, so Greg is going to stop. Really. Starting...sometime soon. 2021-07-2659 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg's MovingGreg is going to move and Autumn thinks it means he no longer hates himself. 2021-06-0756 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Was Drunk and Had a Bad NightAutumn talks to Greg about feeling lonely, sad, and shameful, as her social life takes a hard turn. 2021-04-261h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Is Drunk and Listens to MusicAutumn is drunk. She does what drunk people do - listens to old songs and gets really excited - and drags Greg along. To get the most out of this episode, you should also get drunk. That is, if you're of age and don't have to drive or operate machinery.  2021-04-1959 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Sales PeopleIf Autumn and Greg were better sales people, maybe this show would be a world wide smash. 2021-04-061h 05One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn - GregAutumn and Greg talk about their breakup.  2021-03-081h 20One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn + GregAutumn and Greg have trouble accessing their feelings and robotically talk about their romantic relationship. 2021-03-011h 05One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)AutumnAutumn opens up about her divorce.  2021-02-2259 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Is BackAutumn and Greg plan their way forward. 2021-02-1526 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)A Vague UpdateAutumn and Greg will do new episodes. Really. In the meantime, enjoy this vague update. 2021-02-0716 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn and Greg Aren't SpeakingOne Topic with One Host. Greg goes solo as he and Autumn are currently not speaking to one another. 2021-01-3112 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg's Immune System Lets Us All DownThe time has come to face facts. Greg is in fact a human with a faulty immune system. Something got through and he's sick. Does that mean we don't do a show? Well....kind of.  2021-01-1105 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)No TopicAutumn and Greg get all vulnerable about the state of their relationship after a non-taped discussion has Autumn wanting to skip an episode. 2021-01-0438 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)NumbersTo celebrate the 100th episode of One Topic, Autumn and Greg explore the significance of numbers in all our lives. 2020-11-301h 04One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Dicks, Greg's a Dick, AnxietyWelcome to One Topic, where we...cover several topics. It's Autumn's week, and she wants to talk about dicks. Greg sabotages that topic because he's anxious, which means everything has to be about him. 2020-10-1259 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Free For Fall 2020Really? We're already almost a year removed from last year's Free For Fall? Where does the time go? This is absolutely insane. Autumn and Greg find themselves once again at their yearly non-One Topic episode, meaning it's the show where they talk about whatever is on their minds, not following the agreed upon one topic format of the show. Welcome to the Free For Fall 2020. 2020-10-051h 12One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn and Greg Don't Want To Do This EpisodeIt's one of those days; importance and motivation have been challenged, and neither Autumn nor Greg feel like recording this week's episode. However, they both felt as though they should record a show, and try to do a good job with it. This is what they came up with.  2020-09-1434 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)SurvivalThis is a bit of a weird one - the topic is survival, but Autumn and Greg struggle with where they want to go with the topic and what their point of view is. This episode is surely for those who are interested in the process more than the result.  2020-09-071h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn Has A New JobAutumn has a new job. 2020-08-241h 13One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Treasure Under Greg's BedAnother installment in the continuing series documenting Greg's transition to a hoarder.  2020-08-171h 18One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Teleportation with Mike CaranoMike Carano (mikecarano.com) joins the show to talk about the pros and, what turns out to be mostly, cons of teleportation. Autumn melts. Not literally. Well, maybe literally since the definition changed. What I’m trying to say is that Autumn is very excited about Mike being a guest. Greg thinks it’s cool too, but can’t show such weakness. 2020-08-101h 23One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Nougat WarIs the nougat in a Milky Way and Snickers bar the same? Autumn and Greg find out. A little too quickly. And then they have to spend the rest of the show talking about candy. 2020-08-031h 06One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Social Media | Autumn's Online OrdealAutumn had a run in with a less-than-savory chump online, which served as the inspiration for this week's topic. She, along with Greg, break down the interaction, trying to understand the motivations of the internet tramp, branching to a conversation about social media as a whole. Calm down, they make a concerted effort to not re-hash the tired old lines about social media you've heard everywhere else. 2020-07-201h 11One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Commercialism / AdvertisingAutumn sets Greg up, choosing a topic she knows he'll go off on. He falls for the trap. 2020-07-131h 14One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)LaundryGreg finds the act of doing laundry to be therapeutic. Autumn just wants to talk about the technical aspects of the chore. Typical One Topic. 2020-06-221h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)What's Our Role?A convergence of events - the extreme political divide of the country, COVID-19, and the killing of George Floyd - has sent the country on a new trajectory. Self-reflecting, Greg is trying to understand how he fits into the current dynamic, dragging Autumn with him into analyzation. While the subject matter can be heavy, and confusing to navigate, it's important to take inventory. Hopefully you'll join them on the journey. 2020-06-081h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)ExpectationsLife is filled with expectations - those inflicted by parents, society, and culture. Some are even self-imposed, ultimately leading to disappointment and self-despair. Autumn and Greg try to sort through which of life's expectations are reasonable, and which are not. Most importantly, keep your expectations grounded, especially for this show. 2020-05-251h 01One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)AvoidanceDoes anyone actually want to deal with life? It's so much easier to avoid. Ahh, sweet freedom from things. Greg takes the classic avoidance approach - retreat and isolation - whereas Autumn has created a system that makes it seem as though she thoroughly engaged, though she's actually avoiding in plain sight. 2020-05-111h 02One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)So CoolAutumn asked Greg if she is cool. He said "no." 2020-04-201h 06One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)(F---) ForgivenessIn this time of calamity, Autumn has implemented a personal philosophy stating it's important to forgive - others and yourself - as we try to navigate the unknown. Greg doesn't initially agree, his stubbornness to change rooted in cold-cuts. 2020-04-131h 16One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg Needs A RoutineLacking structure, Greg needs a routine before he fades into nothingness. Autumn tries to get him to grow up. 2020-04-061h 11One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Favorite Movies From ChildhoodAll this corona induced social distancing has left Greg with a lot of time; time spent productively re-watching all his favorite childhood movies. This is surely an effort to remember a simpler, happier, non-virus pandemic life. As an exercise, he's narrowed these movies down to a top five list, and asked Autumn to do the same. Join the two as they hide in nostalgia, purposely oblivious to the real world around them. 2020-03-161h 27One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)ParentsNo matter how good they were, your parents, in some way, screwed you up. There's no escaping it, because really, who the hell knows how to raise a child? And now Autumn has moved onto screwing up her own offspring, while Greg has been too busy screwing up his own life to have any kids of his own. 2020-03-091h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)FriendshipNo. We haven't done this topic before. That was "Making Friends as an Adult." This episode is simply "Friendship." There's a difference. And if you don't think so, direct your complaints to Autumn. This was her choice. Here's a twist for you: Greg has more friends than Autumn. The universe is cruel. 2020-02-101h 11One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn The PerfectionistAutumn's journey of self-discovery has led to the realization that she's a secret perfectionist - anything less than an immaculate existence is unacceptable and a reason for paralyzing shame. Listen as she tries to change for the better. 2020-01-131h 03One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)TraditionsIt's the holidays, and a bunch of people are doing things they do every year because it makes them feel nice and connected to others, or maybe they're just doing those things because they feel like they have to and don't want to be an outcast anymore than they already are. Whatever the reason, Autumn and Greg discuss traditions. And customs. And rituals. Really, who cares about rules to a show called "One Topic"? 2019-12-231h 01One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One TopicOne year ago Autumn and Greg recorded the first episode of One Topic. This week, the two take a look at where the show has been and figure out where they want it to go. Also...one year already?! That flew by. WTF? Why can't time be stopped? Please, someone stop it. Oh god please... 2019-12-091h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)AirportsAutumn and Greg are both in Atlanta. Autumn and Greg are both leaving Atlanta after they record this podcast. Autumn and Greg are taking a plane to do so, and therefore must go to the airport. Autumn and Greg have thoughts on this. 2019-11-251h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Free For Fall 2019Welcome to the Free For Fall, the one episode of the year in which Autumn and Greg don't stick to just one topic, but instead, talk about who knows what for an hour and a half. Oh boy. 2019-11-181h 33One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Online DatingSome people call online dating the cesspool of humanity. This comment is misplaced, as humanity is a cesspool on all levels. Nonetheless, Greg has chosen online dating as his topic, another subject with which Autumn has no experience, thus alienating her and allowing Greg to make the show all about himself. Good things Autumn's talented and able to still contribute - a lesser host would've surely shut down. 2019-10-071h 11One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The BeachGreg hates the beach. Autumn loves the beach. Does Autumn have the persuasion skills necessary to get Greg to reconsider his stance, or is this the rift that spells their doom. 2019-09-301h 06One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)BoozeExplore the world's favorite pastime with Autumn and Greg - booze. Hopefully you don't end up barfing. 2019-09-2358 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)The Futureplex - A Study In CreativityAutumn and Greg dive into an asinine segment Greg did back in his alternative rock radio days called the Futureplex, which serves as a catalyst for a wider discussion about the place of creativity in professional life.  2019-09-091h 18One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Greg Likes TrainsGreg is really excited to talk about trains. Autumn...well, I can't say her enthusiasm is as high. Hopefully this show doesn't completely fall off the rails. 2019-08-191h 07One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn and Greg Autumn and Greg are recording a show together in the same room for the first time since episode one, providing a fitting opportunity for them to answer listener questions about their relationship. 2019-08-121h 17One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)PolyamoryMany people are jumping on the polyamory bandwagon, but do the majority have the proper mindset to make it work, or are they just following a fad? What does that mindset entail? Is it viable for the long run?  Autumn and Greg explore the topic on this week's episode, but do they have the proper mindset to address it, or are they just following the podcast fad? What does their mindset entail to make them think they're worthy of doing this? Is One Topic viable for the long run? 2019-08-051h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)BreastsThis wasn't Greg's choice for a topic. Really. It was Autumn's. One has never seen excitement such as when she pitched the idea for this week's show. Having Autumn's back, Greg supported her vision, and, well, here we are. Boob talk.   Who wants to place a bet on this being the most downloaded episode in the history of One Topic?2019-07-291h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Autumn's Car Was StolenAutumn's Car Was Stolen 2019-07-221h 06One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)SecretsEveryone keeps secrets, including Greg, who hijacks this show to share one of his own. Autumn says she doesn't mind. Greg still feels guilty about it, though it obviously didn't stop him.  2019-07-081h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)PubertyPuberty - what a horrific time in one's life. Four out of five children actually say they'd rather burn in an acid bath than have to experience the grisliness that is pubescence. The fifth says they'd rather drink bleach. No matter. Ever the masochists, Autumn and Greg take a look back to the chapter of life that our brains have so desperately tried to forever block from memory. 2019-07-011h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Summertime If you think this episode is going to be a celebration of summer, you need to adjust your expectations. Autumn and Greg dig into the worst season of the year.      2019-06-2457 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)EmbarrassmentPull out a brown paper grocery bag and place it over your head as a means to hide because this week Autumn and Greg take on embarrassment. The awkwardness and discomfort comes from every angle, through the discombobulation of others, to asinine personal decisions and shortcomings. Don't worry, after listening, you won't be left hanging with unsettled feelings - Greg will share his tip on dispelling of discomfort, which is guaranteed to work like a charm. 2019-05-271h 15One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)NeighborsMaybe you’re lucky enough to live on an isolated plot of land where the nearest person is six hours away by horseback. Most of us, however, share proximity with others, sometimes for the positive, sometimes for the negative. Autumn and Greg explore this wide range with tales of lovable weirdos and disdainful jerks. 2019-05-201h 03One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)NeedsGreg is in denial, incapable of admitting he's an animal. There's nothing more disgusting, in his mind, than being a filthy creature who thinks it's better than all the other filthy creatures solely because it is capable of thinking at a higher level. Part of the defense mechanism that comes along with this stressor is that he believes he has no needs. Only animals have needs, so if he has none, it surely means he's not an animal, or so the logic goes.   Autumn, meanwhile, is a healthy, well-adjusted, stable animal. She has needs, and has no problem sharing what t...2019-05-131h 12One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)HobbiesSome stupid hobbies that people think are funny could be listed here: Something about goat shearing or lint collecting. We’ll leave that for the hack shows, though. Hobbies are a good way to distract from the ever-passing time; time that ultimately leads to death. Autumn and Greg take a look at ways to distract yourself from mortality. 2019-05-061h 08One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Judging "I don't judge. I'm far too evolved and superior to engage in such unrefined behavior."    -WokeAintNoJoke1987, from the "Advanced Maturity" subreddit, January 2019   In response to WokeAintNoJoke1987: I saw your profile picture. An asymmetrical haircut, dyed green...wow, so original! And that shirt...THAT SHIRT!...what in the hell were you thinking? Also, it looks like you have bad breath. There's obviously no way I'd be able to tell without physically being next to you, but I'd be willing to bet you've got it and it stinks to high heaven.   There's no escaping judgment. Whether you're dishing it or receiving it, its e...2019-04-2256 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)GuestsAutumn visited Greg in New York, which induced a flood of anxiety. Being a guest - if you're a decent, thoughtful human being - can be a nerve-wracking experience. How much time do you request of the person you're visiting? How do you make sure you don't over-stay your welcome? And if you're the one who is being visited, what obligations must you fulfill, and to what extent? Autumn and Greg use this episode of One Topic to explore these most important and pressing issues. 2019-04-081h 07One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)NotesFor lack of a better title, this week's discussion is on notes. Autumn and Greg dig out their notebooks, scratch papers, journals, and phones to wade through the many writings that weren't meant for public consumption. You can bet it's going to get dark - it's just a matter of how much light is going to be lost.  2019-04-0157 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Making Friends as an AdultYou got old. And now you dislike many of your friends, having realized they're selfish scoundrels with whom you have nothing in common. They're only around because they've always been around, like a piece of old furniture. What are you to do? Is it okay to get rid of them, and if so, how are you supposed to make new friends as an adult?   In this week's episode, Autumn and Greg will help you navigate this treacherous terrain, using their own long-lasting friendship as a beacon to light the way.2019-03-251h 12One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Road TripsBuckle up and settle in for the long haul. Autumn and Greg take the scenic route, covering everything that comes along with a road trip: snacks, pee breaks, music, road rage, truck stop showers...join them for the ride. 2019-03-181h 00One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Vanity To be more precise, this week's topic isn't about vanity in all its forms, but that which is precipitated by aging. If you're wondering how this came about, it's simple: Autumn is panicked about her looks as she grows older. Greg thinks she's beautiful as is. Autumn thinks Greg is an idiot.   The conveyor belt of time keeps moving and there's nothing any of us can do to escape it. Futile as it may be, if it makes a person feel better to fight it, why should any of us care?       2019-02-251h 05One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Home Alone You ever hear of the film Home Alone? Luckily Autumn and Greg have their finger on the pulse of what's fresh and can fill you in. Take a listen to their hot take on this hot movie. Just try to ignore the audio clipping that happens in the first seven minutes - I swear it goes away - and give them some leeway as they become comfortable doing a show that allows them to speak more than 30 seconds at a time. Growing pains.   Show me that smile again  (Oh, show me that smile)  Don't waste another minute on your cryi...2019-01-1349 minOne Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)Episode OneSo, against better judgement, Autumn and Greg are going to give this podcast thing a go. Who in the hell do they think they are? What makes them special? What's going to make this podcast any different than that other radio show they're on? They have ideas, though they're surely half baked. 2019-01-0556 min