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Church Parking Lot Podcast2024 YEAR END REVIEWJoin us as we re unite to bring you the year wrap up shenanigans Church Parking Lot Style. B Allen and J Jamaal bring back tears of comedy as we go back over some of your favorite stories and happenings! It is and It Aint What You Think!2025-01-0559 min
ShiftEQ.PodcastE 4.37 - The Comeback Feat Jamaal Williams @CarolinaMuscle_E 4.37 - The Comeback Feat Jamaal Williams @CarolinaMuscle_
Jamaal “Carolina Muscle” Williams is the former back to back Yorton Cup Champion.
His dominance as a competitor coupled with his “ no nonsense “ personality make him one of natural bodybuilding’s most polarizing athletes.
In this episode, we speak about:
👉🏼The Lessons Learned in 2024
👉🏼How 2025 will bring in an even better version of Carolina
👉🏼How his upbringing shaped his no-nonsense personality
👉🏼How military life influenced structure in his everyday
👉🏼...2024-12-051h 07
Church Parking Lot PodcastThe TRAINING DAYS episode 147Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.
EPISODE 147 “The Training Days” …Its been a while but we’re back and J Jamaal is back in training with a brand new baby! We also talk about Trumps attempt at sneakers and our own shoe stories. We also speak on chem trails and cloud seeing and the conspiracies around it….and also somehow a pig ends up at a concert …..Don’t miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the storie...2024-02-251h 06
Church Parking Lot Podcast"Leftovers" episode 139 Church Parking Lot PodcastCOMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 139 “Leftovers”…in this episode we tackle what happens after thanksgiving, and B Allen teaches us how to “spatchcock”…, we talk roller coaster malfunctions, Draymond green gone wild, Shirly Ceasar’s song, and a funeral home hoarding the unthinkable….and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!
#jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #podcastclips #podlife #spatchcock #leftovers #funnyreels #newpodcasts2023-11-2557 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast"Diddy Finish The Race?" episode 138 church Parking lot podcastCOMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 138 “DIDDY FINISH THE RACE?“ ……in this episode we get personal and talk cheating with cars, J Jamaal’s vasectomy journey, Diddy’s lawsuit situation, car explosions with coffee tumblrs, and beetles who do amazing things……and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!
#jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #podcastclips #podlife #diddy #cassie #vasectomy #darkhumor 2023-11-1900 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEntanglement AddendumCOMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about cement dumpings over seas literally,Bahamas vacations, Jada’s Tell-All Book, B Allen breaks down Joe Budden/Drake beef, we talk 1st dates and Oyster Moisture, and end it off in the scammy world of real estate over the radio.
//////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!
#jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #willsmith #jadapinkett #bahamas #vacation #worthy #iran #gaza #joebudden #drake #firstdate #oysters #realestate #djenvy #scams2023-10-191h 08
Church Parking Lot PodcastKANGAROODOO EPISODE 129COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…… we talk Children’s toys and games with surprises, paying parents to be Bus kids, a local pastors wild record expunged, and contaminated eye drops. //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!
#comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #jokes #kangaroodoodoo #darkhumor #ministervsheathen #eyedrops #busdrivers
4yy4 b Allen Kangaroo2023-08-2747 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastBABY IN A BOX (episode 114) How to return your babies….Jerry Springer gets his flowers…joined at the hip, literally….and a shooting shoplifter. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think!
#podcasts #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts 2023-04-2958 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastDONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE Episode 112We venture to some odd places this week. We catch up with a sibling rivalry turned deadly. We also visit a jail where the bugs killed an inmate. We catch a tongue lashing from the Dali Lama himself, and finally end up on a road trip with teens looking for trouble. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think!
#podcasts #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jokes #dalillama #fultoncountyjail #controversialcomedy
2023-04-1654 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastMUMMY Dearest (Episode 111)Happy Easter! In episode 111 We dive into some weird stuff this go round. We navigate the muddy waters of Florida and cover the trash talking controversy in women’s basketball. We learn the origin of Easter and talk Mummys and Cash App conspiracies. It’s all jokes, nothing too serious. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think! #comedypodcasts #mummy #easter #jokes #lsu #florida #blackpodcasts #top5 #minister #heathen2023-04-091h 11
Church Parking Lot Podcast"Ja-Way" - Episode 106In this episode, we hang out in Tennessee where lawmakers ponder lynching and B Allen makes a case for it. We examine the thugnificent life of Ja Morant and talk about the company you keep. Robots doing repossessions, lawsuits while snorkeling, and more. Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen, respectfully. IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!
#podcastsoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jamorant #snorkeling #lynching #controversial2023-03-0657 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastPaperwork Party Episode 105In this episode, the fellas define the words and actions of the coveted and celebrated....SNITCH. We trace the streets hoping to find the newest craze amongst zombie drug users. We take a stab at the latest racist cartoonist Dilbert and relive other childhood newspaper comics. B Allen goes on a rant about his least favorite....and corny actor. J Jamaal educates us on women preaching. We finish it off with another Black History Moment where one company seemingly has folded to the pressure of Ye. Watch how we blend it all together or take a listen wherever you...2023-03-021h 00
Church Parking Lot PodcastFor Us… Biased Season 11 episode 6Post Thanksgiving and the fellas are full…of it. B Allen shares his true story of the lone interaction he had with the Walmart shooter….we meet a Dad proud of the wrong things….We debate Chris Brown and why they canceled the MJ tribute….and we bringing FUBU back?!!! Maybe! Come see how we blend it all together to make you laugh during these trying times. It’s controversial comedy and good for the soul. Check it out! Where it Is and It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #walmartshooter #thanksgiving #podcasts #comedy #controversial #chrisbrown #fubu2022-11-271h 05
Church Parking Lot PodcastGod Made Dirt & Dirt Don’t Hurt season 11 episode 2Happy Halloween or whatever you celebrate out there! This scary episode finds B Allen pressing charges on his own family. J Jamaal educates is on BBLs. We debate who’s responsible for “finding out”. We talk dirty..:the dirtiest man in the world dies. The Twitter world is back wide open and everything goes! Please come trick or treat with us! We’ll leave you laughing for sure. #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #funnypod #blackpodcasters #preachervsheathen2022-10-3055 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastWHAT u Rushin' 4?Ever been to a fake interview?
McDonalds exiting Russia...
Wheres the baby Formula?
Coach and Preacher Mark Jackson.
The Wrong Milkshake Machine Fix.
Come see how we put it all together as controversially as possible!
It Is and It Aint What You Think!
#podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #markjackson #nbaplayoffs #jokes #babyformula #russia #mcdonalds #milkshakemachine
2022-05-2445 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastWhip U Into Shape!A Classic episode where the boys find themselves delivering packages without a pilot nosediving straight to Hell..or Florida….men are having babies…boys are whipping down neighbors doors…and filters are being banned on IG so lookout! I promise you it’ll make sense if you can keep up with the jokes! Come see how we blend these stories and situations in freestyle comedic conversation as only we can at The Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is And It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #blackpodcast #comedy #jokes #pilotpassedout #landtheplane #uterustransplant #filterban #whip #boywithwhip2022-05-1552 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastiT mIgHt Be tImE 2 gOIt's Prom Season and Mom Season in this episode where the fellas pick cotton to pick up dates, we discuss Hecklers and attacks recently against comedians....why is Nasa sending Nudes to aliens in space...we find a vending machine that's got THC for days, and we pay homage to Kevin Samuels while deciphering his love/hate relationship with the internetsss. Come see how we blend it all together as only we can on the Churh Parking Lot Podcast, where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcasts #blackpodcasts #kevinsamuels #prom #mothersday #weedvendingmachine #nasanudes #sendnudes #jokes #controversialcomedy #reels #fy...2022-05-091h 05
Church Parking Lot PodcastLet's Ketchup! Season 10 Premiere!It's been a minute but you know we couldn't leave yall hanging too long....The boys are back and better than ever. We delve into the Air BnB world and stories of our stays.....catchup on the latest life events for J Jamaal and B Allen, including new houses and new jobs, and lastly we get into some current events including Tyson's defensive boxing on an airplane, and lastly have a healthy Heinz debate on how condiments should be kept, cold or warm. Come see how we blend the stories together as only we can on THE CHURCH PARKING L...2022-04-2452 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastGangs, Glory, & Maury - Season 9 FinaleFor the last episode we break down the gangs of the world.....in the police force...We also talk about losing your job to unqualified folks, and proving yourself worthy as a candidate like Judge Jackson, newly appointed to the Supreme Court...Who Farted? Pooting around your loved one gone wrong....and finally we pay homage to the man, the myth, and the legend...Maury Povich. Come see how we wrap it all together as only we can at the CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! 2022-03-2757 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast_-THE Ye' (yay) EPISODE-_You're definitely going to want to tune in this week for this one. We dabble with Tyson's new venture assuring you an earful of excitement. We tell Stories of past relationships and how they intertwine with Yeezus himself. The boys talk about how to deal with Ex's and Breakups ala Kanye and Kim. Shocking admissions and antics are all aboard on this episode. Come and listen for yourself, It is and It Aint, What You Think! #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #kanye #ye #yeezus #petedavidson #God #comedypodcast #controversial #miketyson #mikebites #jokes #reels #fyp #explorerpage2022-03-2053 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastGOOGLE ME!This one is a must-listen. The way it comes together is one for the books. The fellas dive into wrong numbers and texts and their consequences...We talk gambling on sports and the trials of Calvin Ridley....There is a storm coming to the East coast....carrying spiders, beware!..... Banking while Black...black panther director Ryan Coogler causes a scene he didn't direct....Come and see how we blend the stories to perfection as only we can on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcasts #blackpodcasts #blackpanther #gambling #spiders #jorospiders #controversialcomedy...2022-03-121h 01
Church Parking Lot PodcastIt's Gonna Cost U An Arm and a LegWith the world focused on ww3 we figured we'd keep everyone laughing. Come and find out about a man and his frozen friend who happens to be joined at the hip.....We discuss Britney Griners detainment in Russia and what that means for the USA and war........chinese food gone really really really bad, and last but not least we talk about letting people use your phone out in public. Do you let strangers borrow your phone? We dive into the controversial comedy as only we can by spinning the stories together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, where...2022-03-0657 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastWhat JUWAN Do???Another hilarious episode where we delve into whats happening! Bezos has a boat to move and things to get out of the way....what do you do about video game rage with your children? One man shows you an unorthodox method.....Is your teenage love life not going the way you planned? Theres a hitman for that....maybe....and lastly we highlight Juwan Howard's Black History Month moment....it just didn't go according to plan. Come and see how we put it all together in the blender as only we can on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! IT IS...2022-02-2653 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastHide your Kids, Hide your Wife...The Kids have run amuck in this one. The boys talk about daycare and being left in strange places by your parents... a house turns up the wildest thing you'll ever find under the stairs...One county has taken steps in allowing kids to opt out of Black History Month....and what does giving birth and sandwich bags have to do with each other? Come see how we put it all together as only we can on the Church Parking Lot Podcast where it Is and It Aint What You Think! #kids #missingkids #controversialcomedy #peopleunderthestairs #blackhistorymonth #podcast #blackpodcast #comedy...2022-02-181h 01
Church Parking Lot PodcastThe 10 Crack CommandmentsWhats the deal with the crack pipes Joe? The pod discusses the true intent behind a new government program. How do you like your pizza? We joke on a crazy school assignment about sexual consent and pepperoni pizza. Do good deeds get you into heaven? How about the ones told to you by the voices in your head? One man finds out when he approaches a baby with a motive. Speaking of babies...how do you name your child? Wild baby names and Black History Month all together in one. Come see how we blend it all in the m...2022-02-1254 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastI THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASKIt's SuperBowl week! We joke on the state of the NFL and its mishappenings with Brian Flores, Washington Commanders and the Big game.....we also share stories on being stuck in chimneys.... We also engage on a heart conversation about voicemails past present and future. Come see how we put it all together as only we can at the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think!
#podcastoftheday #comedypodcasts #blackpodcast #nfl #brianflores #stuckinchimney #superbowl 2022-02-051h 00
Church Parking Lot PodcastSomeone Please Call 9-1-1 !! Season OpenerIt's been a minute but were back with more antics and jokes to make you fold over. On this go round the boys talk Vaccines and transplants, B Allen's battle with Covid, a body in the trunk, going places that arent advertised correctly ok Tik Tok, and is Tom Brady finally hanging it up? Whats up with all the snow? Come see how we put it all together as only we can combine stories on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #covid #vax #tiktok #gastonia #TomBrady #snow2022-01-3052 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastYou Look Lost... & Found - SEASON FINALEThis one will make you a fan, I Promise. CHECK THE KNEE CAPS! The boys talk lost and found, including stories from B Allen and J Jamaal on lost things....An army veteran caught with child pornography....We debate on Would you rather have ghosts or roaches???..... Jason Derulo knocks a man out for calling him out his name, and two ladies with wild names take robbery to a new level...below the waist. If you don't laugh DM me! Come listen to how we combine stories for a hilarious adventure. Come get Lost and Found...only on the...2022-01-0948 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastThank U 4 Being a FriendTheres a lot to cover in this week's Pod! The boys discovers big brownie with a big bang.....we pay respects to Betty White and John Madden and also talk about back to back buzzer beaters by Derozan as well as our own basketball stories. We investigate Antonio Browns exit and hear about a strange challenge issued by Alexa... Come see how we put it all together as only we can on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcasts #podcastoftheday #pandora #bettywhite #madden #antoniobrown #derozan #alexa #brownies #thc #jokes #controversy #standup #blackpodcasts2022-01-0444 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastAre You Done, 2021?This year is just about over and as fast as its gone by...we still have to ask 2021, Are you done? Ever had to defend your loved one? vs a Kangaroo?....a man's ridiculous sentencing finally gets overturned....learning some Kwanzaa ....The boys share stories on cruel and unusual punishments.....If a man has a baby, is he Mom? ...a failed Klansman assignment and so much more. Witness the ridiculous jokes that come out of this one! Don't Jump to Conclusions! It Is and It Aint What You Think! #podcasts #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #kangaroo #kwanzaa #manMom #iheartradio #jokes #controversialcomedy2021-12-2748 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastDon't Jingle My Bells !Tis the Season! Now eat all of you damn Food! We debate what is forcing kids to eat...Whats the difference between a roach and a waterbug? A judge caught on film calling people out of their name...Can you file workers comp while working from home?....and Urban Meyer goes back to college....probably! Watch how we unwrap these gifts to give you big laughs this Christmas! It is And It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcasts #blackpodcasts #standup #jokes #urbanmeyer #waffles #roaches #controversialcomedy #Nword2021-12-201h 10
Church Parking Lot PodcastHey Alexa...Where's My Cat?We've only got one life to live, but they've got nine...Cats. Come hear the boys go in on a breastfeeding session gone wrong....We analyze your front lawn for packages left behind....We also talk about banking while black...don't miss those stories! We also talk about Michael Strahan's visit to outer space. Watch how we put it all together in a controversial way as only we can..on the Church Parking Lot Podcast....where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #blackpodcasts #comedy #standup #cats #bankingwhileblack #bezos #breastfeeding #amazon #controversial #podcastoftheday #improv2021-12-1248 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastISSA CAKEWALK !Do you like Cake? You might wanna check to make sure it hasn't been recalled... A man is tased and becomes enlightened in a different way. Scammers and Bill Collectors rejoicing for a new law now in place....and the MetaVerse is now for sale...for a hefty price! Come see how we put it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcasts #metaverse #krogercake #donttasemebro #scamlikely2021-12-0547 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastI WAS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!Why are you watching that? The boys talk Netflix , SQUID GAME and B Allen share a moment about his first "flick". Korea's banning of TV shows.....Stories about running from the cops and talking back to the police. Fans talking trash to players on the court taking it too far in the floorseats... Lebron ejects fans...Woman sues Mom because she should have never been born! Come and listen to how we blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #lebronjames #squidgame #netflix #korea #banned #cops #running #biggestfan #spinaldisease
2021-11-2857 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastThanksgivin’ A Lil Bit 🦃 🍴Turkey day is here! Bring $3 and Beatrice will show you a grand time with your meal… Drones drop presents from the sky over prisons…Kareem Abdul Jabar’s son has a hook of his own ….Horrible Thanksgiving stories and 50 million crabs to bear witness to it! Come see how we blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-11-221h 04
Church Parking Lot PodcastSTEAL HERE !Season opener coming in hot! The boys talk about stealing in younger years….Meet a professional liquor thief….make it out alive at Astroworld….do Tik Toks save lives? ….and ride by Rick Ross’s mansion…cuz that’s the only reason he bought it! The jokes are heavy! We apologize in advance! It is and it Ain’t What You Think!!2021-11-1356 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastHazardous Pay - SEASON FINALEGimme My Hazard Pay! Are you an essential worker? Ever been divorced? Have you ever been to a homecoming where the kids dress in lingerie?
Well, you my friend may be entitled to Hazardous Pay! The boys go off in this season finale on an array of topics and tie them together in ways unimaginable.
Will and Jada just won't quit or divorce...FACEBOOK opens up the universe, I meant Metaverse......Anti Vaxxers sound off.....A High School Homecoming goes overboard....and a man saves thousands by riding roller coasters!
Come and see...2021-10-3158 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSOH-CAH-TOAThis episode is for the books! The boys run amuck on the set of Alec Baldwin's new film where a prop gun has killed a woman, we debate kids and toy guns, B Allen gets some action at Sunday School, a soldier fakes paralysis for money, and a math teacher flexes her privilege while putting on a show Native Americans can do without. Come and see how we put it all together somehow and make sense of all the madness. IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! Controversial Comedy on the Church Parking Lot! 2021-10-2450 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastGettin' Spooky Out Here...Coming closer and closer to Halloween....but times are spookier than ever. Prepare to be jump scared out your seat with jokes. The boys go in on dancing properly with your parents. We get into a wolves den where high schoolers have been tracking animals....until the Government stepped in. We also give our Transparent opinions and thoughts on Chappelle's special, and we filed through Gruden's emails. He's got some explaining to do. Here how we mash it all together only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! Come Laugh With...2021-10-171h 02
Church Parking Lot PodcastNOTHING In The Water!Another hilarious episode for the books. This time we delve into the cancellation of the something in the water festival and also receive some packages from Yeezy while avoiding the senior living facility shootouts! Can a blank canvas be considered art? Come and find out how we blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-10-0954 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastTHEY BE FAKIN IT!Another Hilarious Standup comedy style podcast where the boys put it all together in the wildest way! We tackle 50 cent and his fake gangster ways....How often do you or your kids shower??......A neighbor who plays theme music..kinda......AND....we get into the Burger King Keep it Real Meals! Watch how we blend the stories and blur the lines as only we can. IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!2021-09-2741 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastTriggered On SafetyControversial one here.....we delve into the world of transgender MMA fighting and debate mixing men and women sports in general....Russ Westbrook and his kilt/dress......a Rapper goes the distance for likes by getting chains in his head......and a SideChicks story gone wrong, and also B Allen and J Jamaal story time about whippin' guns out, for better or worse! Come see how we put it all together! Don't cancel us for this one! It is and It Aint What You Think!
2021-09-1352 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast! UnCertified School Boy !A classic episode for sure! The boys take you back to school with stories about bus drivers....calling out from work....Shaq's clothes and ownership, back to school shopping, wearing Nooses as ties, and being accepted to a fake high school like Bishop Sycamore! Come see how we put it all together at the Church Parking Lot!2021-09-0650 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSay His NameWe delve into the world of infidelity with the Curry's, review the newest Jordan Peele thriller Candyman, athletes listening to loud music, and Kanye dropping Donda album ????? The Church Parking Lot Podcast puts it all together like no one else! It is and It Aint What You Think!2021-08-3043 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastCrying Over Spilt MilkWe are back with a wild one....Milk crate challenge.....a Karen bridge troll......Cutting off your children financially.....Story Time....Tesla Robots and More! Come see how we put it all together in the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-08-2548 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastVaxSeen It All (Season Finale)The boys are back to make you cry tears on this one. We speak on a drug dealer trying to persuade citizens to get vaccinated. We Debate and joke about forced vaccinations for employees. Vax or Axe! We meet a Chinese woman who sells babies... illegally. J Jamaal leaves his kid in the car (years ago lol). B Allen recaps the Lox vs Dipset versus and tells a story about Fake Timberland boots and J Jamaal dresses up in the name of fashion! Come listen to how we blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It...2021-08-0755 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastBaby ... It's Hot OutsideRapper Da Baby is in hot water....and Dubai is a hot city...How do you cool down both? A dead cat gets new life...kinda...and how one lady had 9 babies and set a world record! Come see us blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! This is a good on! You dont wanna miss the laughs!2021-07-3141 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastYOLO TOKYO (olympics episode)It's been going down in Tokyo and all places surrounding....The Olympics is in full swing, so we talk about it in a controversial and comedic light....Where is Russia? The USA's downfall in its best sport....cardboard beds for discouraging sex, amongst a lot of other crazy things! Come and see how we mash it together in the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think!2021-07-2636 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast“No Biz Like Show Biz”This episode is definitely a wild one! We tell you The story of a bridge jumper, a gator wrestler, carjacker caught by a woman and Amazon sending out faulty product. It is and it ain’t what you think! Support us on Patreon.comchurchparkinglot ! Bonus features including the friend zone… And Biz Markie!2021-07-1947 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastWants and NeedsEverybody wants this and that but dont need nothing! Jokes on McDonalds nuggets on a high speed chase, a lake with meth addicted trout, Godlfish growing too big for the bowls, and Rachel Nichols over at ESPN, tripping! Come see how we put it all together only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-07-1343 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastFreedom Papers ~ The Cosby EpisodeBill is out and then some! We debate the Cosby release…joke on That’s So Ravens troubled cast…give thoughts on being the “wrong minority”…and finally do we have flying cars??? We blend it all together only on The Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Ain’t What You Think!2021-07-0448 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastLETTUCE PRAY 🥬🙏🏽We dive into the world of TickTock and how lettuce water and change your life… The outside antics continue as too much sauce leads to a shoot out… we pay condolences and make light of collapse complex Building in Florida…. And we speak on the only white guy who made the NBA Olympic team. Come check out how we squeeze it all together only on the church parking lot podcast!2021-06-2741 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastShe’s a Runner She’s a TrackStarMean girls reignite when cheerleaders do some photo shopping… A man attempts to represent himself after killing everybody… The six fastest woman in the world is Too hood for some… The first Active player in the NFL to come out as gay… Watch us squeeze it all together and make you laugh only on the church parking lot podcast where it is and it ain’t what you think!2021-06-2248 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastA Penny 4 Your ThoughtsWe delve into the wild world of child support, lottery winners and chain snatchers, how to get your diploma withheld and the different types of charges new rappers catch…. We put it all together at The Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-06-1338 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastRona Stories "WE BACK OUTSIDE"sEASON PREMIER IS HERE! this time we just chop it up about the good life, you know...WE BACK OUTSIDE? is your mask on or off? sports fans have gone wild. pride month is back in full force... J jamaal talks about school troubles, and B Allen goes door dashing. See how it all plays out!2021-06-061h 02
Church Parking Lot PodcastHangin’ With Willie Lynch (Season Finale)Come find out about a school assignment that made kids act like slaves, why Rapper Lil Yachty is selling nail polish to dudes, the power of blue slime and Law and The Law and order theme song, B Allen is almost kidnapped as a child, and how a bottle of water could kill you. We bring it all together like only we can at the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-05-2439 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastToot That Gas Up ⛽️Who’s got that Gas? A shortage threatens livelihoods everywhere including rattlesnakes .... B Allen and J Jamaal exchange bike stories.....Chick Fila is running out of sauce! We debate the best sauces and condiments. Fake donations scamming through the New Orleans Saints organization! Come see how we put it all together ! It is And it Aint What You Think!2021-05-1947 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSucks To Be You 🦟-B Allen educated on genetically modified mosquitoes and their relationships to Instagram Models . J Jamaal takes down a lunch lady who’s been taking the kids down to her house. The boys exchange school stories about spankings and whoopings. Finally, we break down Floyd’s stolen Hat. GotchaHat! Controversial Comedy! It Is And It Aint What You Think!2021-05-1050 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastWHATS MY NAME?!?!Catching Felonies @ Blockbuster
Balloons go Up, Gifts Come Down
What’s The Doctor’s name? Evicted from my personal island ...
-B Allen confuses Rosario Dawson/Rosie Perez...J Jamaal’s uncle almost fights him over his name....B Allen talks visiting Tangier Island. It Is and It Aint What You Think!2021-05-0446 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast⛪️Jesus Came Back...Why Can’t I? 🤣What if You could come back after death? Yes...Reincarnation... let us tell you a hilarious story about it. Is DC ever going to be a state? We joke about it here. Ever been on a vacation? How about for 15 years ?!?! Canceling Lebron James??? The boys also make light of a bad situation with the cop killing spree still running rampant! You will laugh I promise. It’s the Church Parking Lot, take a seat in the back! Hope you brought something! It is And It Aint What You Think!2021-04-2649 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast💡 Let There Be Light...and UFOs 🛸Another hilarious episode that’ll have you in stitches! The boys joke on an ancient city Dug up recently, Dwayne Wade’s family in Utah, Pentagon conforming UFOs, and Cops Gone wild! It all comes with together like a puzzle! Controversial Comedy brought to you by J Jamaal and B Allen! It Is and it aint what you think!2021-04-2049 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastALL DOGS Go To HeavenBrace yourselves as we blow through stolen property at the Beach in LA, a tough loss for the music world with DMX, Prince Philip’s royal flush, and volcanoes in the Carribeans. Only we can blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! It Is and It Aint What You Think!2021-04-1247 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast🎯 Sup with The Last Supper? 🥘B Allen and J Jamaal will have you in tears joking on rats in a local target, a $2 million dollar live saving drug, at-home Covid tests, the Swiss Army Underwear Scandal, and inmates last Supper before execution. Come peep how we put it all together while barely keeping our composure ! It’s non scripted controversial comedy ! It is and It Aint What You Think!2021-04-0548 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast🩸 Nothing But The BLOOD 🩸Season 5 opener! It’s been a long time, shouldn’t have left you, without some Satan shoes to step to. No but seriously, throw those away. The boys are back clowning everything from the New Lil Nas X Devil Kicks to tainted cereal. Find out why B Allen loves oat milk and hear J Jamaal read bank robbery notes. It’s too funny not to miss ! We missed y’all and you can tell! It is And It Aint What You Think!2021-03-2952 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastGreen Eggs & SPAM (Season Finale)The season finally comes to a close, just a brief stop. Before we do we leave you with another reason to come back, Green Eggs and Spam. We joke on a surgeon on a zoom call, states dropping mask mandates, illegal cock fights killing people, and cancel culture on Dr Seuss ! Come laugh with us! We blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast, It is and It Ain’t What You Think!2021-03-0740 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast“Did YOU Judas?”Did you Judas? Nothing is what it seems this time around! Your favorite controversial comics take on Judas and the Black Messiah movie, a first-time ever seen Yellow penguin, a robbery on wheels, and a Kilo of cocaine found at the thrift store. Come and see how we blend these stories all together off the top of the dome! Comedy style! It is And it Aint What You Think!2021-02-2850 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast“Let It GoOoO!”Season 4. Episode 7. This one walks a fine line....a thin hair ...We joke a million dollar dog’s inheritance, extremely hairy women, the Texas snowstorms, and Nintendo games. We also shine a Black history moment for The Fat Boys. Check out how we blend it all together. This one has to be top 5. If you don’t laugh , DM Me! It is and It Ain’t What you Think!2021-02-2257 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastIt’s Yo’ ASPHALT!!Another week or comedic gold from your favorite podcasters. We joke a gorilla glue girl gone wild, DNA copy and paste editing, pranks gone too far, and black history moment: a slave’s grave Paved over. All of this and more! Too funny! It is and It Ain’t What You think! Come see how we mash it all together!2021-02-1547 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSuper BOWELS (Super Bowl Edition)The fellas find the perfect time to talk about bowel movements for cancer, a hand a face transplant gone wrong , Lil Uzi vert and the Diamond face, and who you got for Super Bowl 55?!?! We went too far as normally , so pardon the jokes; We were in the Church Parking Lot!2021-02-0752 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast“Robin-The-Hood”What does Trey Songz have to do with vaccinations ? What does the legendary rap duo Salt-N-Pepa have in common with Chick Fila? From headlocks to investing in stocks, we got it all covered Joke-wise in the Parking Lot! Meet us there!2021-02-0151 min
Church Parking Lot Podcast“Under New Management”Feeling relieved yet? Ok then give us a listen! Top 5 funniest episode! Prove me wrong! We joke on Airport living arrangements, 46 in and 45 out, Bernie Sanders memes, wrestling with wildlife for rewards, and a farewell to the Kings; Larry King and Homerun King Hank Aaron! It is and It Aint What You Think!!2021-01-2651 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastImpeaches & C.R.E.A.M.Okay maybe we went too far?? The pod jokes on Sweet N Low creator tragic suicide (or was it?)...The end of Trump after 2 impeachment’s, women getting the death penalty !!!...and an App that allows you to talk from the afterlife! Come and listen to how we put it all together in standup style! Only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2021-01-2050 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastCAPITOL HILL BILLIES - Season OpenerNew Year , new Jokes! The boys learn about a preacher turned stripper gone viral.; also discuss the riots of terrorists in DC, respectfully. We joke New Years resolutions and the movies to see in 2021.2021-01-1153 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSeason Finale - “Bully Season”In this season and this years final episode, we pay homage and joke Debo of Friday, talk about youth football and violent coaches, KFC making movies, and the Military training the Army to read minds! See how we blend it all together at the www.churchparkinglotpodcast.com where it is and it aint what you think!2020-12-1657 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 8-“SPECIAL DELIVERY!” 📦When you Gotta go, you gotta go! The Fellas joke on frozen embryos being too old , a chainsaw massacre almost going down for real, a deliver driver leaving a different kind of package, and the Christmas Star of Bethlehem appearing only every 800 years. Wait til you hear how we blend them all together and more at the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2020-12-0755 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 7-“The F Factor”Dropping F bombs...not on purpose...come and see how we Blend stories about an Austrian town who had to change its name from F**king, Dying on TV game shows, Gators eating puppies, and women breaking football barriers. It is and It Ain’t what You think!2020-11-3054 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 6-“I’ll Take Kunta for 500”The jokes write themselves but we don’t write any! It’s another blend of current events and personal stories. We discuss the relationship between missing persons and annoying neighbors , Jeopardy replacing Trebek with LaVar Burton?, Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids) getting mugged, and the Fresh Prince Reunion . See how we fit it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2020-11-1752 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 5-“Back To Reality....TV?”What do cameras, African angels, and Japanese luxury strawberry pickers have in common with voting? Come find out at the C P L P where we joke too far! We blend stories on secret surveillance video, Paula White’s prayers, the end of Election 2020, and the cost of high end fruits in Japan. It is and it Aint What You think!2020-11-1455 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 4-“ November to Remember”After Halloween and before Election, we sit down and joke everything from Sick Chicken legally sold, to the Election of 2020, peaceful protests throwback edition, and a Trump Rally that left everybody out in the cold! Come and listen and see how we mash it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! It is and It Ain’t What You Think!2020-11-0244 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 3-“What Would Jesus Wear”WWJW? The boys are back on the pod talking about Karen’s calling the cops on The Most High, Coming to America 2, Lebron Vs Jordan and the Goat talk, and Rihanna selling Fenty underwear for men! It is and It Ain’t What You Think! Watch us bring it all together!2020-10-211h 00
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 2-“ Is That Yo Hair?”From the Church Parking Lot to the Hair Salon, we take you there! Ladies hold your wigs and fellas check the mirror! Jokes on the new found weave shortage, Pence and the Fly, and Wakka Flocka the Doctor? These stories and more only on the podcast. It is And It Ain’t, What You Think!2020-10-1343 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 1-“ The Great Debate” (Season Opener)We are back at it again! The jokes will have you in tears! We tear apart The 2020 Presidential Debate, 45 Catching Covid, NFL/NBA talk, and the Saving of Delonte West. Watch us mash it together, only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! It is and it ain’t what you think!2020-10-0553 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 9-“ The Smoking Gun”The season finale and we go out with a Bang! Literally! We joke a Councilwoman and fried chicken, the stupid verdict of the Breonna Taylor case, LeBron James son smoking weed, Meg and Tory again?!, and voting at footlocker. Come see how we mashed it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast. It is and it ain’t what you think!2020-09-2654 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 8-“ Lyin Tigers Everywhere” (Beware)This time the boys tackle Tiger King and Carole Baskins dancing with the stars, Trumps White privilege convo, Tik Tok Ya don’t Stop, and the conditions at ICE camps. How do we make it funny and bring it all together hilariously ? Only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!2020-09-1843 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 7-“Take 1 For The Team”B Allen and J Jamaal joke about a regular 911 caller, Trump calling veterans Losers, Virtual school and the police, and ball boy Abuse! It is and it Aint what You Think! Come see how it all comes together!2020-09-1154 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 6-“Hell-Raisers and Trailblazers”It keeps getting funnier! We salute the passings of Chadwick, Cliff Robinson, and John Thompson, and also Joke Monica/ Brandy Versus battle, #BreonnaTaylor talk, and Master P selling pancakes?! It is and It Ain’t What You Think!2020-09-0352 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 5-“ 1 For the Money, 2 For the Show”More comedy and controversy! This week is crazy! What’s funny about a house appraisal? The Jerry Falwell fall out plus cheating Preachers, Trump’s sister wearing a wire, and Jacob Blake and white privilege. Hard to laugh at what’s going on but we always manage to find a way! It Is and it Ain’t What You Think!2020-08-2849 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 4- “Wild n’ Out In Wuhan”Our most controversial episode yet where we talk and joke about the racist sports announcers , Nick Cannon suing Viacom, Trump and The Post Office, and Wuhan China is back! It is and it aint What You Think!2020-08-2252 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 3-“ WAP (Women and Politics/Worship and Praise)Another chat turned standup performance ! We talk and joke Meg the Stallion and Cardi B’s new hit WAP, handcuffed 8 year olds , an empty chair driver’s license, and Both Kamala Harris’s! We laugh too much!2020-08-151h 15
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 2-“Hit ‘N Run it Back!”For why, Why for? Another woman scorned, this time behind the wheel. We joke the Redskins website scheming, return of the NBA, and Hurricane Funny first name!2020-08-0850 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastSeason 2 Episode 1 “Blown Out of Proportion”Season 2 in full effect! We joke the viral car bomb video, officer Chauvin’s tax problems, the Washington Football Team (Redskins), and spy problems! Come laugh with us!2020-08-0148 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 9- “What’s in the Box?”For why? Why for? A casket dropped, twice?? Jokes on Lady A vs Lady Antebellum, Kanye’s Run for President, and an Entanglement talk. #DisTewMuch2020-07-251h 10
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 8-“Julying About August”Jokes on Will Smith, Jada , August And Red Table Talk, Dr Dre’s divorce, HBCU’s getting love, and Covid 19 parties?!?! Come laugh with us!2020-07-1150 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 7-“Swimming Laps Round The Gap”How did 3 people drown together?! Kanye Takeover at the Gap, Harriet Tubman Twenties, and a sprinkle of White Power(🙄)..it is and it aint what you think! Laugh with us!2020-07-041h 07
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 6- “Talladega Nights”Last Lap on Bubba Wallace, Juneteenth Talk, Aunt Jemima n Them racist sales?? Covid Ringtones!!? Cough Crimes! Just Listen ! 😂2020-06-2757 min
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 5- “What Would Wallace Do?”Jokes on Bubba Wallace and the confederate flag, NCAA paying athletes, and Fathers Day! Bring somethin’ to the Parking Lot!2020-06-201h 06
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 4 - “44MPH”For why? Why for? We GO IN on Trump, funny stories on being pulled over and Looting.. Kaepernick Vs Brees and everything in between! wFgYhzrlJAT8mTqXFExf2020-06-131h 02
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 3 - “Versus Everybody”Today we talk George Floyd, Trump, Tyson and Kirk Franklin! All Jokes! Hilarious !2020-06-061h 01
Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 2 - “Jordan and Jewels”B Allen and J Jamaal talk Last Dance (Michael Jordan and Bulls doc ), $1 Million dollars lost/found and where they’re from, Richmond Va and Chicago CRAZY!!2020-05-301h 06Church Parking Lot PodcastEpisode 1 - “Intro/Rona Stories”B Allen and J Jamaal introduce themselves to the world by way of story time....Rona style. Kick back with your favorite duo making fun of everything. Stop being so serious ! IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!2020-05-2333 min