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Anything You WantEp 35Let’s take a call. Wanna leave us a voicemail? Do it, then.2023-02-0109 minAnything You WantEp 34Have you been doing nothing but eating the number one reviewed gummy candy last week and now your pants are a lil too tight? You’re not the only one. Listen to todays special reveal and learn how YOU can get less than you currently be.2023-01-2505 minAnything You WantEp 33Serious business only.2023-01-1804 minAnything You WantEp 32This is a season of giving. Influenza, specifically, of all varieties. Make this a season to remember and lick every doorknob.2022-12-1906 minAnything You WantEp 31Hey. You want a potted plant with AYDub logo displayed proudly on the leaves? Custom-made, hand-numbered. Will die soon from the toxic paint. Available thru our Instagram.2022-12-1404 minAnything You WantSn 1 BONUS EP 2More bonus eps for our Patreon followers. $73/mo gets you bonus eps plus season wrap-ups plus backstage pass to our gig in Omaha. (Plane tickets not included.) 3 waters. All-inclusive laminate with personalized AYW artwork by MCMM and signed by B.DDDY. Raffle ticket to enter the giveaway of the famous under-drawers split decisively by BDDDY. Plus 6 Spaghetts.2022-11-0403 minAnything You WantSn 1 BONUS EPAs we wrap an epic season 1 of AYW, we pause to reflect on the work we’ve done here and the friends and lovers demolished in our wake. To make an omelet you must break a few eggs and to make an award-winning pod you must break a few hearts. What a ride it has been and if you haven’t been with us from the start, you’re probably pretty lost. I mean, it’s episodic. Like serial. Sometimes when I have the odd bowl(s) of cereal I’m like, “cereal is super dope.” Apropos of nothing, we’ve decided to dr...2022-11-0200 minAnything You WantEp 30The heaviest of construction is no match for these cheeks.2022-10-2606 minAnything You WantEp 29Flocks n Beaks!!2022-10-2508 minAnything You WantEp 28IM THE YANG2022-10-1210 minAnything You WantEp 27Mav giveth and Bombdaddy taketh away. A yin and yang for the modern world, the AYDub Podcast is a beacon for light and truth in a world of darkness. Sort of darker than Christian bale’s Batman but not as dark as emo vampire Batman… more in the middle of those two. Not cartoony like keaton’s Batman cause this is serious high-brow stuff. No games.2022-09-2808 minAnything You WantEp 26What does G.R.U.B. stand for? Tell us at anythingyouwantpod@gmail.com to win two tickets to ride. (See website for details and blackout states. Terms and conditions apply. Must dominate snacks. No talking.)2022-09-2109 minAnything You WantEp 25Are you an official G.R.U.B.? Do you wanna be? Sign up at the website anythingyouwantpod.com. Merch comin’ toot-sweet. Hold on like you mean it. Heart emoji.2022-09-1408 minAnything You WantEp 24Context: on the d.l. in family pictures.2022-09-0706 minAnything You WantEp 23Our words coming out the holes in our faces are now available to visually acquire thru Instagram at Anything_you_want_pod. Things that are Cool. Tutes. Good Advice. And other shenanigans. SMASH that follow, share with your friends! Control noxious weeds!2022-08-3105 minAnything You WantEp 22If you like to party, send a whoop to anythingyouwantpod@gmail.com and you’ll receive an invite to our A.Y.Dub Club Cruize which ships out mid-October. All-exclusive. You and other Grubs will have the run of a massive cruise ship, which has 18 bars, 4 pools, a water park, a rollercoaster, mini-golf, nightly human sacrifice, movie theater, 8 restaurants, a comedy club, a torture chamber, a softball diamond, and a heli-pad. Join your captain BOMBDADDY and first mate Mav on our maiden voyage!2022-08-2505 minAnything You WantEp 21Had a dream I confronted jimmy page for makin’ moves on Mrs. B. Daddy. Turns out, he’s a wiry, wily old dude who slipped my jab and broke my nose with a head butt. Talk about adding injury to insult! I screamed “How many more times? Treat me the way you wanna do?” And he put a mortal kombat finisher on me which was a Les Paul swung with such force as to remove my head from my neck. Long story short, if there’s anything to learn from this pod, it’s not to trifle with 1/4 of Zep.2022-08-2208 minAnything You WantEp 20Apologies in advance to all broads, babes, and toots’. This ep is heavily inflected with satire. A retraction will be forthcoming.2022-08-1908 minAnything You WantEp 19Once ate over 30 burger week burgers. Believe it or not, I am a man, not a god.2022-08-1704 minAnything You WantEp 18Makes sense… dude has gills.2022-08-1205 minAnything You WantEp 17If you see Jimmy Page around, tell that white-chest-bush May queen I gotta whole lotta spring clean for him right here. I’m gonna when the levee break his face. I’m not foolin’, I’m gonna send him back to school. Boutta put a bustle in his hedgerow, be alarmed. I could make zep puns all day, but it’s time to ramble on…2022-08-0906 minAnything You WantEp 16HAPPY BDAY BMBDDDY U SEXY OLE BITCH2022-08-0405 minAnything You WantEp 15A.Y.Dub Club members get this ep for a discounted price the rest of you mutts pay the full fare.2022-08-0200 minAnything You WantEp 14Ibiza is a Spanish island that is the third largest of the Balearic Islands, which constitute an autonomous community of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. While Ibiza is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, it is particularly famous for its nightlife in clubs and on beaches. It is one of the most highly touted summer club scenes, with its specially tending towards electronic dance music.
Ibiza's official name is in Catalan and is Eivissa, but the island is better known around the world in its Spanish name, Ibiza. The name Ibiza derives from the Arabic word Yabisah, which in English translates...2022-07-2704 minAnything You WantEp 13Is there another sandwich that rides the line of great/gross like the BLT? Throw these three ingredients together with care and precision and you’ve got a masterpiece. Fresh, hot bacon, crisp lettuce, ripe, thin-sliced tomato: boom. Epic. Ever bought one at a diner or somewhere where the effort put into this sandwich was subpar at best? Wilted lettuce, maybe, or a too fat slimy tomato? Ugh, no - it’s the worst sandwich ever. Not even the bacon can save it. Not enough Mayo or too much? Now you’ve got a dry bread lettuce disaster or a mushy...2022-07-2204 minAnything You WantEp 12A.Y.Dub Club members enter the code BDADDY at checkout for $73 off this pod.2022-07-2007 minAnything You WantEp 11Somewhere in the whirlpool of humankind’s collective conscience there is a slipstream that spirals down into the dream sinkhole. Somewhere to the left of an alphajerk, some swirling memories and energy and past life regressions congregate in a room where we dream separately together.
If you’ve also had a dream that took place in the upstairs corner of the garage northwest flea market, e-mail us at anythingyouwantpod@gmail.com and tell us about it.2022-07-1806 minAnything You WantEp 10What a momentous occasion. Celebrate this double-digit pod with your friends and family and a nice Greek rosé, won’t you?2022-07-1404 minAnything You WantEp 9As we present the eve pod to double-digits we reflect on where we’ve been, where we’re at, and where we’re going. We were but two kids with a dream, reviewing anything we wanted with no strings attached. Now, present-day, we still review anything we want, but with the added pressure of media speculation and critique of our critique which adds pressure and stress to our once pleasant pastime. As with anything, once money gets involved, things get complicated. Several of our family members had to be cut out of our lives. It’s sad. Tragic, even. But they wou...2022-07-1203 minAnything You WantEp 8“What do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, I’m gonna walk out into traffic real quick.” “What do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “What do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?” “Idk, what do you want for dinner?”...2022-07-0901 minAnything You WantEp 7IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY THAT MEDIOCRITY CAN PAY TO GREATNESS. - OSCAR WILDE
We’ve reached an upper echelon of this pod game where you start to wonder who your friends are. Like, are you really our friend or are you tryin’ to get your mom’s boyfriend’s band reviewed on the pod? We’re all just squirrels trying to get a nut but stay away from our massive nut, ok?
Have I noticed an uptick in review podcasts since our own went hyperbolic? You bet. Whole lotta apin’ goin’ on. But can you nail our precise delive...2022-07-0702 minAnything You WantEp 6The sweet spot of speed lives between 25-30 mph. This is scientifically known as cruising altitude. The A.Y.Dub Crew, aka FBB, aka Mingo’s Dingos, aka Eeyore’s Sad Plants, aka The HomeAways, refer to this space in time as the cruising attitude. It’s not for the feint of heart. It’s not for the weak of spirit. It’s not for those with a poor constitution. It requires a rare finesse of skillful deliberateness of the sort few can manage, and those that do lean towards Greek rosé. Is this pod description just a brag-fest about some cool b...2022-07-0501 minAnything You WantEp 5Today’s review comes via request from listener Justin Shoemaker who, incidentally, is the last and greatest known cobbler in the Pacific Northwest. A lost art in these modern times, Justin was taught cobbling by his great great grandfather, who, after the war of 1812, settled in the greater Vancouver area to have babies and make shoes. After several babies and even more shoes, Grandpa Maker-a-shoe began codifying his shoe-making style and eventually shortened his surname to Shoe-a-Maker. His pointy-toed style were all the rage in the roaring ‘20s, as bootleggers and flappers alike flocked to the flamboyant trend. Baby Shoe was...2022-07-0301 minAnything You WantEp 4There’s no heroes in this game. No caped crusaders, no capes, no crépes, even. Even the best intentions pave the road to hell. Even the good die young. Even the best of us spill rosé on the couch and great-Grammy’s afghan. Nobody’s perfect. Communication is a tricky business. That’s why, in todays ep, we review slight miscommunications between spouses. We discuss the differences in shades of blue. Is light blue only “light” in relation to a darker blue? If Cobalt squared up against Cerulean would we kick it out of bed for eatin’ crackers?
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Anything You WantEp 3In todays episode we review expensive champagne consumed at a company party. One has to wonder where the line is between work friends and friend friends and when the time is right to let your hair down and max out the 3DL*. Much has been made of the 3DL and it’s importance in society and polite culture at large. Some have suggested the designation to be 3DM*, but this lives in a world of semantics too broad to approach here. The important thing is to maintain an order of professionalism and dignity and keep one’s wits about him/her...2022-06-2900 minAnything You WantEp 2I tell you what: I love me some baseball. When you get past the surface levels of hitting a ball and running bases, a deep pool of history and time suspension opens up to you. Baseball has a black hole effect that if you open your third eye to, time and space become relative and you are able to exist outside the realm of mortal concerns and the bounds of western calendar month/day/hour/minute divisions are but a barrel of monkeys in an ocean of orcas. America’s pastime does pass time and yet somewhere in the 6th in...2022-06-2700 minAnything You WantEp 1In today’s review, we tackle the biggest movie of the summer, né year, né life: Top Gun Maverick. We go in-depth to discuss the intricate details of the film, the metaphors to life and aging, to love and laughter, to space and time. Is Mach 10 a point in time or a space in time? Does Maverick break the speed record or discover time travel? When Tommy cruise hits max speed does he reach out and touch matthew mcconaughey in the movie Interstellar? Is he wearing the same watch? Can he stop the dust bowl from ruining the planet by dest...2022-06-2600 min