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Bafflegab GabcastListen to our new show: Debate Me, Coward!We have been posting episodes from the new show to this account for far too long--you're officially cut off! Subscribe now to our new show Debate Me, Coward! on iTunes, Stitcher, or whatever podcasting app you use. It's the same show, but with a new name! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id15077790352020-06-2300 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 14. Virgin vs. CHAZBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 A special report on the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in Seattle. PLUS: Sean Hannity STFU about your Martial Arts training | Democrats fret over #DefundPolice slogan | Tucker Carlson hits OnlyFans | The Statue Defenders are at it again. This episode is sponsored by AUTO ZONE. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-06-1500 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 13. The Thick Blue LineA deep-dive into Police Unions | Demilitarize the Police | Defund the Police | Abolish the Police This episode is sponsored by Taco Bell Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-06-1000 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 12. Property Rights Are My KinkBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 "Renouncing" White Privilege | Twitter Liberal Gets Shut Down IRL | #AllBrandsMatter | Biden's Answer to Police Reform? "Shoot 'Em In The Leg!" | Neo-Nazi Congressman Is Defeated In Iowa. This episode is sponsored by Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com, Inc. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-06-0500 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 11. Biden Defense Squad 5Bafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 Pundits and political professionals are circling the wagons around Joe Biden this week after his controversial "you ain't black" comments. Lenny asks, do the comments even matter? Is it all a Russian PsyOP? Either way, he was clearly just joking! PLUS: MAGA chuds infiltrate contract tracing companies | NYT declares Joe Rogan the king of podcasting | Bolivian orchestra stranded at ‘haunted’ castle surrounded by wolves | Thrash metal drummer awakens from Coronavirus coma, doesn't think Satan is "...2020-05-2600 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 10. Political Polarization w/ Kevin Wilhelm and Natalie HoffmanBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 Kevin Wilhelm and Natalie Hoffman join us to discuss political polarization and their new book, “How to Talk to the Other Side.” PLUS: Stop Giving Joe Biden Advice, Truckers Drown Out Trump. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-05-1800 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 9. Q-Rona-VirusBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 Biden campaign is desperate to make Joe go viral | AOC visits constituents in Animal Crossing | PLUS: Bill Morgan takes a deep dive into the viral conspiracy/propaganda documentary PLANDEMIC. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-05-1200 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 8. Victim Blaming at BrunchBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 Liberals Use the GOP Playbook Against Tara Reade | Dem Senator Steps Down Over “Vagina” Comment | Celebrity Stops Dying Her Hair to Support Frontline Workers. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-05-0400 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 7. Jesus is my vaccineBafflegab Gabcast is now Debate Me, Coward! Subscribe to the new show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/debate-me-coward/id1507779035 Fox News and “Ironic” Swastikas | Dumbest Moments from Anti-Lockdown Protests | Las Vegas Mayor Wants to Re-open Casinos, Offers Citizens as “Control Group” | Biden’s “youth outreach”. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-04-2400 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 6. President ApplesauceIt’s Biden Bitch | Ex-Clinton Staffers’ Petty Zoom Call | How Obama Kneecapped Bernie | Coronavirus Odds and Ends. Featuring Biden campaign strategist Brent Studler and “Debate Me, Coward!” superfan Roger Rigsby. Follow us on Twitter @CowardCast and be sure to leave a review in iTunes!2020-04-1100 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 5. The Yankee FluU.S. Now #1 in Coronavirus Cases | President Cuomo | Drive-Thru Church: Honk if You're Holy | Comrade Cheesecake Factory Joins Nationwide Rent Strike This episode is sponsored by CashApp. Want to support the show? Follow us on Twitter @CowardCast and be sure to leave a 5-star review in Apple iTunes!2020-04-0100 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 4. Send Me a Zoom Invite, Coward!The DMC crew grapples with life under Coronavirus lock-down. Sometimes-guest-host Brent Studler calls in from the disease infested petri dish that is the state of Florida. Follow us on Twitter @CowardCast!2020-03-1600 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 3. The Times They Are A’gonna be 2016 all over againBiden Vs Bernie on the race to BEAT TRUMP! Who will get the coveted White Moderate vote? Ralph Wigglesworth is going it alone (Lenny's been suspended) to give you the breaking news on the Dems race to lose to Trump, a CURE for Coronavirus and a trip to the art gallery to learn about the Gulf Wars. twitter: @CowardCast2020-03-0700 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 2. Let the Trolls speakWe interview a Cuban Bernie Bro and a Russian Trump troll as we investigate the intersection of politics and internet culture. Then our friend @UniqueDude2 tells us what it's like to be banned from twitter. Plus a look back at #WeirdTwitter, the original purveyors of online irony. We will answer once and for all CAN THE LEFT MEME? follow us on twitter @CowardCast2020-03-0400 minBafflegab Gabcast[DMC] 1. Why "Electability" is Bullshit w/ Zeeshan AleemVICE Political Columnist Zeeshan Aleem joins for the very first episode of Debate Me, Coward! to talk about his recent article: "Democrats’ Annoying Electability Obsession Will Be Their Demise." Find Zeeshan on Twitter @ZeeshanAleem or his website, ZeeshanAleem.com2020-02-2400 minBafflegab GabcastBafflegab Is CanceledLenny and Ralph's debate watch party is ruined by shocking news from the Bafflery Network. bafflegabcast.com2020-02-2100 minBafflegab GabcastNew Hampshire's Funniest Home VideosWe take a look at some of the dumbest moments from the campaign trail, and speak with veteran political strategist James Carville on his chosen candidate--Senator Michael Bennet. bafflegabcast.com2020-02-1200 minBafflegab GabcastSPECIAL REPORT: ASMR for RepublicansRalph is proud to present ASMR for Republicans. The perfect meditation device for people who oppose any form of self-help. Due to the negative news of the Rush Limbaugh's cancer diagnosis AND Nancy Pelosi ripping paper behind the President's head at the State of the Union address it can be difficult to sleep with so MANY emotions running through the Republican brain. So enjoy and sweet dreams! (The ASMR comes from our friends over at the Rudy Giuliani's Common Sense podcast...found only on youtube) Bafflegabcast.com 2020-02-0600 minBafflegab GabcastFake News from the Iowa CaucusBAFFLEGAB is at the 2020 Iowa Caucuses! Featuring Bernie Sanders, Mike Bloomberg, Iowa’s Largest Frying Pan, and more! bafflegabcast.com 2020-02-0400 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ Chris Kazimi AKA “Professor Cholo” – January 23, 2020Comedian Chris Kazimi (@capxaddy) Joins to Discuss: Bernie Surge | Lauren Duca's Divine Energy | Celebrity Endorsement Primary | Doctors Beg Men Not to Masturbate with Banana Peels. bafflegabcast.com2020-01-2400 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - The Bob Ross Challenge w/ Micah Sherman - January 16, 2020Micah Sherman (High Maintenance) joins us to talk about "The Bob Ross Challenge" (watch the web series now on Mashable: https://mashable.com/shows/the-bob-ross-challenge/) PLUS: The Bernie-Warren Civil War; Border Patrol vs. 300 defecating vultures. Learn more about "The Bob Ross Challenge" at bobrosschallenge.com bafflegabcast.com2020-01-1700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - Swipe Right for Socialism - January 9, 2020Political Catfishing expert Joseph Swinson joins us to discuss Philly Tinder's 26 yr-old "Daddy Bernie" and a similar voter persuasion scheme from the 2019 U.K. election. PLUS: Roger the Bafflegab SuperFan | Iran War Fizzles | "PENIS MAN" Strikes Tempe, AZ. bafflegabcast.com2020-01-1000 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - No Sleep Till Iowa - January 2, 2020Mansplaining Convention Seeks to "Make Women Great Again" | Iowan Fights to Keep Emotional Support Coyote | How the Candidates Spent New Year's Eve. bafflegabcast.com 2020-01-0300 minBafflegab GabcastRalph's Rockin' New Years Eve (Best of 2019 - Part 2)The BEST of all the episodes recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM for the year 2019! Celebrate with Ralph as he stays in on New Years. kpiss.fm bafflegabcast.com2020-01-0100 minBafflegab Gabcast¡Feliz Baffledad! (Best of 2019 - Part 1)Bafflegab had so many shows this year that we are releasing not one, but TWO "best of 2019" episodes! Check back soon for Part 2, featuring clips of the best interviews from BAFFLEGAB LIVE on kpiss.fm!2019-12-2400 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - Can Andrew Yang Save Iowa's "Smash Bros." Scene? - December 12, 2019#WallStreetPete | Bernie’s Xmas Carolers | Christmas "Tinner" Just for Hardcore Gamers. This episode is sponsored by TRUE SPEX TACTICAL SPORX and the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS FAMILY PODCAST. bafflegabcast.com2019-12-1300 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Dan Chamberlain and Brent Studler - Dec. 5, 2019Starbucks Holiday Cup Director Dunt Plumgum (@amfmpm - The Tonight Show) and replacement-Lenny: Brent Studler (UCB, Thingstarter) join us to discuss the Impeach Hearings, the Joe Biden ad, Modern Dating and a tribute to Lil Bub. bafflegabcast.com2019-12-0600 minBafflegab GabcastThe Bafflegab Cruise...(aka The Shrimp Puke Boat Incident)A MOVIE FOR YOUR EARS...aka A RADIO PLAY! Press play and go on the voyage of a life time on the FIRST (and last) BAFFLEGAB CRUISE! Featuring all your favorite characters: Lenny, Ralph, Bill Morgan, Roger the Bafflegab Superfan, Scott Richey, Aunt Gertrude the Christian Puppet, one of the Bagel Boss Guy's brothers, and MANY MORE! This episode is sponsored by MAN CRATES. bafflegabcast.com2019-12-0100 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Ronny Pascale - November 21, 2019Eccentric "Pizza Party" Candidate Judd Martson (@ronnypascale) | 5th #DemDebate Recap | Washington Post Mad at Bernie Sanders | Deval Patrick's Living Nightmare. bafflegabcast.com2019-11-2200 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ former Bolivian President Evo Morales - November 14, 2019VERY Special surprise guests: former Bolivian President Evo Morales and Twitter-Banned Comedian Ben Cohen (@UniqueDude2) Joins Us to Discuss: The Coup in Bolivia (obviously) | New Faces in the 2020 Democratic Primary | Feral Hogs Destroy $22,000 Worth of Cocaine Hidden In The Woods | QAnon Runs for Congress | Comrade Shelter Cat. bafflegabcast.com2019-11-1500 minBafflegab GabcastMAGA CHUD CHALLENGEA deep dive into the #MAGACHALLENGE--a social media trend that has deplorables nationwide awkwardly attempting to rap their support for the President. This episode is sponsored by PATHFINDERS PROMISE bafflegabcast.com2019-11-1100 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Ali McGhee, November 7, 2019Comedian Ali McGhee (@alimcgoo) join us to talk about a new small business opportunity! WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH!! (...except Lenny) PLUS Election 2019 | Elizabeth Warren vs. Billionaires | 40% Of Student Loan Holders Would Spend A Week In Jail to Wipe Debt bafflegabcast.com2019-11-0800 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Take Care, Brush Your Hair (Max Azulay & Alex Mullen) - October 31, 2019Musical Comedy Duo “Take Care, Brush Your Hair” joins us to discuss: Unrest in #Chile | Argentina’s New Socialist President | The Sexy Halloween Costume Industrial Complex and much more! bafflegabcast.com2019-11-0100 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Jon Bander - October 17, 2019The Vatican’s Social Media Manager (@JonBander) Joins Us to Pitch The Holy See’s new “E-Rosary” | Bernie Gets Coveted Endorsement from #TheSquad | Syria “Ceasefire” | TN Cop Sued Twice In The Same Day Over A Roadside Anal Search And A Forced Baptism. bafflegabcast.com2019-10-1800 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ Rudy Giuliani’s Dentist & Bernie Sanders - October 10, 2019Rudy Giuliani’s Dentist (James Dwyer) Tells All | Bernie Sanders (Jesse Fehr) Calls In | Syria | AOC’s $300 Hair Cut | Dog Shoots Lady. bafflegabcast.com2019-10-1100 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - October 3, 2019Jacob Wohl's batshit press conference on Elizabeth Warren’s "affair" with a 24-yo marine | Kamala Harris goes small in Iowa | iPhone user sues Apple after claiming device turned him gay. bafflegabcast.com2019-10-0400 minBafflegab GabcastUkraine in the MembraneRalph desperately tries to spin the impeachment crisis, leaning on some of Trump world’s biggest stars like Diamond & Silk, Terrence K. Williams and Jon Voight. PLUS: Announcing the first ever BAFFLEGAB CRUISE! Bill Maher’s latest old white man rant! And Bill Morgan shows up too for some reason! This episode is sponsored by BAFFLEGAB CRUISE. bafflegabcast.com2019-09-3000 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Meriam Raouf - September 27, 2019Comedian Meriam Raouf (@virginmeriam) joins us in the KPISS studio to talk about her comedy collective "The Muslim Otherhood" (@thatothermuslim) PLUS: Libertarian Podcast Cruise | #ClimateStrike | #ImpeachmentParty and much more! bafflegabcast.com2019-09-2700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ Scott Richey (Hell House LLC 3) and Roger the Bafflegab Super Fan - September 19, 2019 Actor/Comedian Scott Richey joined us to discuss his new film HELL HOUSE LLC 3: LAKE OF FIRE, which just premiered on AMC’s horror streaming service Shudder. We were also joined by Roger, a certified super fan and winner of the BAFFLEGAB CHALLENGE. PLUS: The Many Faces of Justin Trudeau | Ben Shapiro on Brett Kavanaugh’s “Junk” | Driving While Amish. Watch HELL HOUSE LLC 3: LAKE OF FIRE, out now on Shudder! Don’t have Shudder? Use the code HELLHOUSELLC3 on shudder.com for a free 7-day trial! Bafflegabcast.com2019-09-2000 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Debate Coach Bill Boil - September 12, 2019Debate Coach Bill Boil joins us to pre-game the third Democratic Presidential face-off. PLUS: Q Anon 9/11 Rally in D.C. | Hillary Clinton's Email Art Exhibit | Ms. Monopoly. bafflegabcast.com2019-09-1300 minBafflegab GabcastHonky-Tonk Howard ZinnCorey Baum of “Croy and the Boys” joins us to talk about class-conscious country music. PLUS: Kamala Harris laughs at the wrong joke | Big Meanies at New Hampshire DNC | Cory Booker and Star Trek. This episode is sponsored by FACEBOOK DATING. bafflegabcast.com2019-09-1200 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ Glen the Christian Puppeteer - September 5, 2019Puppets on the radio? They said it couldn’t be done! “Aunt Gertrude” joins us. PLUS: #ClimateTownHall | War on Meat | Bernie v. Baby | Sorry kids, but you can’t keep your parent’s skull. Recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM (Listen every Thursday at 7pm Eastern) Bafflegabcast.com2019-09-0600 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Lucy Cottrell - August 29, 2019Comedian Lucy Cottrell (@Happibirthdaylu) joins us to talk about her new comedy-horror short film about a Tinder meetup gone wrong, ADVENTURE DATE. PLUS: Biden can't remember Obama's name | Stolen Valor | Man arrested for booby-trapping a road with screws to get revenge on his ex wife. Recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM (Listen every Thursday at 7pm Eastern) bafflegabcast.com2019-08-3000 minBafflegab GabcastMath. Money. Marijuana.Andrew Yang’s weed pandering | Yoga pants for gun owners | Crazy Bernie truck | LAPD cop cries wolf | Remembering David Koch. This episode is sponsored by NATIVE DEODORANT. bafflegabcast.com2019-08-2600 minBafflegab GabcastAmerica Under SiegeFar-Right researcher Peter B. joins us to discuss “SIEGE” and how this Neo-Nazi newsletter from the 80s is inspiring lone-wolf terrorists today. PLUS: A recap of the latest Proud Boys/Antifa showdown in Portland. This episode is sponsored by TOTES NOT GAY. Bafflegabcast.com2019-08-1900 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Boris Khaykin - August 15, 2019Comedian Boris Khaykin @theBorisK joins us to talk Epstein, Hickenlooper, Bar Stool Sports/AOC spat, and a new study finding men avoid tote bags because they’re afraid of being perceived as gay. Bafflegabcast.com Tune in to BAFFLEGAB LIVE—Thursdays at 7PM EST on kpiss.fm2019-08-1600 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Victor Gonzales - August 1, 2019Who are the winners and losers of the Democratic Presidential debates? Ezra Klein of Vox.com canceled, so we asked a man on the street! PLUS: FBI designates QAnon, Pizzagate believers as potential domestic terrorists. Recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM (Listen every Thursday at 7pm Eastern) Bafflegabcast.com2019-08-0200 minBafflegab GabcastLove Trump’s HateRalph spins Trump’s racist tweets, arguing that "liberals are the real racists!" (again) | Bernie Sanders makes MSNBC’s skin crawl | “Love the Police” Rally in Oregon | PLUS a special Bafflery Podcast Network Fall Preview! This episode is sponsored by: The Cherry Poppin’ Podcast Dick Cheney Confessions 2 Guys Talking About Movies Maggots: Slipknot Behind the Mask Ouija Board Live! Ain’t that America: The John Cougar Mellencamp podcast. Randy Quaid Storms Area 51 Keep Your Mouth Shut: Inspirational Quotes from Vincent Pastore Bafflegabcast.com2019-07-2200 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Ben Cohen and the BAFFLEGAB SUPERFAN - July 17, 2019Comedian Ben Cohen (@uniquedude2) joins us as we meet the Bagel Boss guy's 6 brothers AND get an in-studio visit from the BAFFLEGAB SUPERFAN CONTEST WINNER! We're talking Trump's tweets, racist chants, FaceApp and the Iowa Government official forced to resign for liking 2Pac too much. Recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM (Listen every Thursday at 7pm Eastern) bafflegabcast.com2019-07-1900 minBafflegab GabcastPride and CredulousDemocratic Debates Round-up | Corporations and Pride | Least Patriotic States | Antifa "Cement" Milkshakes bafflegabcast.com2019-07-0100 minBafflegab GabcastJust KiddingTrump’s crazy preacher | Stefan Schuette (@schuettefaced) joins us to discuss “Netflix for Christians” | Milk Crusaders | Joe Biden’s “Real Physical Revolution”. This episode is sponsored by LIBRA. bafflegabcast.com2019-06-2400 minBafflegab GabcastThe Final EpisodeFeaturing Bernie Sanders (Jesse Fehr), Meghan McCain and more! Stories: 2020 debate drama; Alex Jones’ legal problems; and Clif vs. Kind bars. This episode is sponsored by WE WORK. bafflegabcast.com2019-06-1700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ David Neal Levin - June 13, 2019Actor/Comedian David Neal Levin (Homeland, Billions) joins us to discuss Bats, Biden, Friendship Trees and Trump. bafflegabcast.com2019-06-1400 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Jake Hyland - June 6, 2019We speak with a pool noodle lobbyist cheering on climate change (Jake Hyland) | Why your raise might be “hurting” the economy | Think Tank shill calls bullshit on low wages, because payday loans? Bafflegabcast.com2019-06-0700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Al Smith - May 30, 2019Comedian Al Smith @smalith joins us to talk about Colonel’s Finger Brand Breakfast Sausages / Incels / USS McCain / and just in time for summer: Capitalism Camp for Kids! Recorded LIVE on KPISS.FM (Listen every Thursday at 7pm Eastern) bafflegabcast.com2019-05-3100 minBafflegab GabcastStealing Valor for Fun and ProfitBill de Blasio on the stump | “Swampman” Joe Biden | Honoring Bill Morgan’s military service | “Curvy Wife Guy” back in the news. This episode is sponsored by TURO. bafflegabcast.com2019-05-2700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Dark of the Night hosts Eric Yearwood and Alex Evan Meyers - May 23, 2019The hosts of “Dark of the Night” Eric Yearwood and Alex Evan Meyers join us to discuss the intersection of politics and the paranormal, including Marxist UFOlogy and QAnon’s new leader, a 35,000-year-old warrior god named Ramtha. Check out “Dark of the Night” at dotnpodcast.com bafflegabcast.com 2019-05-2400 minBafflegab GabcastHillary 2: Electric BidenOn this episode: Biden wants to make Trump deplorable again | Huckabee ventriloquists | Bella Hadid "kisses" female robot in Calvin Klein ad | Canadian cops save money with realistic cutouts. Sponsored by ONNIT: TOTAL HUMAN OPTIMIZATION bafflegabcast.com @bafflegabpod2019-05-2000 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Manolo Moreno - May 16, 2019The host of "Dr. Gameshow" Manolo Moreno joins us to discuss: The "Loqueesha" Movie | Jim Bakker's Magic Trump Coin | #SexStrike and the heinous abortion bans happening around the country. bafflegabcast.com @bafflegabpod2019-05-1700 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ Michael Varamogiannis Hernandez and Matt Calanese - May 9, 2019Move over Avengers, there’s a new franchise in town—and it features every single 2020 Democratic Presidential contender. Hollywood producers the Duceaux Brothers join us to discuss their latest big idea. Bafflegabcast.com2019-05-1000 minBafflegab GabcastTo Heck With SocietyChina's peculiar Karl Marx anime; Weird clips from Bernie Sanders' public access TV show; Biden reveals his nickname for Trump; and BAFFLEGAB HEROES: The Christian Gaming Bros. This episode is brought to you by TRUE SPEX TACTICAL SPORKS. bafflegabcast.com2019-05-0600 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE – w/ John Sartori - May 2, 2019We’re coo-coo for the coup in Venezuela! But don’t you dare call it a coup. PLUS: a Bernie Bro working on Wall Street sued her company after finding feces in her coffee mug; Joe-mentum, again? AND, a very special guest: Elizabeth Warren’s dog Bailey. Listen to our live show on kpiss.fm Thursdays at 7PM EST! And be sure to say something rude in the chat! Bafflegabcast.com2019-05-0300 minBafflegab GabcastHoward Schultz's Empty ChairThe crew is back despite some technical difficulties, huddled over one mic to discuss: Bill O'Reilly's old man rant about millennials; Alex Jones being confronted by rude teens; Howard Schultz's pablum; another Nazi dog; and the conservative answer to the Boy Scouts of America. This episode is brought to you by GENTLEMAN'S BOX. bafflegabcast.com2019-04-0800 minBafflegab GabcastLIVE - w/ Matt Calanese - Mar 28, 2019Live from KPISS.FM, it’s the first ever BAFFLEGAB LIVE! This week: Fallout from the Mueller Report; A man who tried to cash-in on Mueller Mania too late; Baked Alaska goes from Nazi to woke (again); and a record label makes history by signing an algorithm to its roster. Bafflegabcast.com2019-03-2900 minBafflegab GabcastMueller is Putin's Puppet NowAs #Russiagate implodes, Lenny Thompson asks "what does Putin have on Mueller?" PLUS: The New Zealand Mosque shooting and the rise of the global Far-Right, Beto ate dirt in New Mexico, AND the ultimate 2020 face off: #YangGang vs. #GravelGang. This episode is sponsored by SLEEP BUDS. bafflegabcast.com2019-03-2600 minBafflegab GabcastSatire for Socialists w/ Matthew Brian CohenComedian Matthew Brian Cohen joins us to discuss his new article in McSweeney's, "I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left". PLUS: The latest 2020 news, and a special field report on elderly Trump critics hoping to live long enough to see the Mueller report. This episode is sponsored by SWELL INVESTING. bafflegabcast.com2019-03-1100 minBafflegab GabcastSalad Hair AmyDianne Feinstein is under fire for dismissing a delegation of young children concerned about climate change, but is it all a Russian PsyOp? PLUS: Amy Klobuchar's salad-comb kerfuffle, Kamala Harris gets blasted by her own father, and a special report on how millennials are killing unpaid internships. This episode is sponsored by DOPEBITUARIES. bafflegabcast.com2019-02-2500 minBafflegab GabcastAmerica's Most Nearly Perfect PresidentThe crew settles the age-old question of "who is the greatest President?" once and for all. PLUS: Amazon pulls out of Queens, and the saddest Valentine's Day story you've ever heard. bafflegabcast.com2019-02-1800 minBafflegab GabcastGeorge Soros's DingalingWe examine the simmering Alex Jones/Joe Rogan blood feud, Candace Owens' Hitler gaffe, and dig deep into Cory Booker's imaginary drug-dealer friend "T-Bone." PLUS: Howard Schultz and the new POWs. This episode is brought to you by Carcel: Slave Couture bafflegabcast.com2019-02-1100 minBafflegab GabcastVeni Vidi VenezuelaRED ALERT: Bernie Sanders is running in 2020 and Lenny is ready to defend PoC and women against the BernieBro hordes all over again. PLUS: Trump caves, ends the shutdown. And in a rare moment of agreement, both hosts support the US-backed coup d'état in Venezuela. This episode is sponsored by PodSwag. bafflegabcast.com2019-01-2800 minBafflegab GabcastThe Huckabert ReportDid you know former AK Governor Mike Huckabee has a "political comedy" show a la The Colbert Report? We take a look. PLUS: A Tucker Carlson monologue has sparked a debate about capitalism that is roiling the conservative movement. This episode is sponsored by Dude Wipes, Mitipi Kevin and Babeyes. bafflegabcast.com2019-01-2100 minBafflegab GabcastAll About Conservative RapRalph's newfound obsession with conservative hip-hop leads the crew to take a deep dive into this god-awful musical genre. bafflegabcast.com2019-01-0700 minBafflegab GabcastSerf's Up, Dude! w/ Rob LarsonEconomist Rob Larson joins us to discuss his new book, "Capitalism vs. Freedom: The Toll Road to Serfdom" out now from Zero Books. This episode is sponsored by Medieval Times' "Little Paupers for Prosperity" program. Buy the book: http://www.zero-books.net/books/capitalism-freedom bafflegabcast.com2018-12-1700 minBafflegab GabcastA Very Bafflegab ClipmasJoin the crew as they relive the best segments of 2018, plus all-new content—including a special rendition of the holiday classic “A Christmas Carol”! Bafflegabcast.com2018-12-1100 minBafflegab GabcastOne Dead NeighborA very special episode, as Bafflegab remembers George “Herbie-Walker” Bush, featuring condolences from some unexpected guests. PLUS: “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” gets a PC re-boot, and our own Bill Morgan chimes in with his own, totally offensive rendition of the classic Christmas song. Bafflegabcast.com2018-12-0300 minBafflegab GabcastBig Dog CongressThe crew dissects the midterms, including the worst/best ads of the cycle. PLUS: A hate crime against...Tucker Carlson? AND a field report about Dog hiking services designed to alleviate rich Manhattanites from the guilt of leaving their furry friends inside cramped apartments all day. Sponsored by THE ONE-UPPERS. Bafflegabcast.com2018-11-1200 minBafflegab GabcastHELP! My Girlfriend Hates Jordan Peterson!The boys attend Politicon 2018, talk with an actual phrenologist about Senator Elizabeth Warren's claims to Native American ancestry, and discover a new dating website just for MAGA chuds. PLUS: Bafflegab investigates a Jordan Peterson fan who's girlfriend left him after being dragged to see Peterson speak. bafflegabcast.com2018-10-2200 minBafflegab GabcastMad as HexSPECIAL SPOOKY 'SODE: A coven of witches near our Brooklyn studio will soon cast a hex on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. PLUS: Half of millennials identify as socialists, Flat Earthers are back, and fascist street gang/broadway musical THE PROUD BOYS cowardly gang up on some Antifa protestors in Manhattan. Bafflegabcast.com @bafflegabpod2018-10-1500 minBafflegab GabcastTotal Sex WarBad men are hiding in their trenches this week on account of the ALL-OUT SEX WAR engulfing our nation (as Bill Cosby’s lawyer put it.) We dig into Brett Kavanaugh’s lie-filled testimony before the judiciary committee and the sexist treatment of his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford. PLUS: Right-wing scam school PragerU thinks toxic masculinity is actually good, and Donald Trump finally finds “boys’ love.” bafflegabcast.com @bafflegabpod2018-10-0100 minBafflegab GabcastThe Op-Ed Is Coming From Inside The White HouseThe White House is on a mole hunt after a scandalous, anonymous op-ed was published in The New York Times, Obama breaks with the tradition of ex-Presidents *not* openly criticizing their successor, AND Elon Musk steps in it after smoking the weed with Joe Rogan. PLUS: Alex Jones is not handling his banishment from social media well at all, just ask Marco Rubio. 00:00 – The mole hunt is on 13:10 – Montage of right-wing media freaking out over said mole 17:10 – We speak with a real live bookie taking bets on the identity of the mole 24:3...2018-09-1000 minBafflegab GabcastPodcast Promo Parodies [Special]Listeners seem to love our absurd, subversive parodies of ubiquitous podcast sponsors (e.g. Quip, LegalZoom) included in every episode of BAFFLEGAB. So, in lieu of a new episode this week, we present a supercut of EVERY fake ad from episodes 1-28. bafflegabcast.com2018-09-0400 minBafflegab GabcastSarah Palin’s Running Mate Dead at 81We talk about John McCain’s departure from this world, Manafort/Cohen found guilty, and how vaping will make the GOP cool with kids. PLUS: Jimmy Carter is a prole, “Help A Cop,” major DNC reforms and the Trump-approved conspiracy of “white genocide” in South Africa. 00:00 – Sarah Palin’s running mate dead at 81 09:00 – Paul Manafort/Michael Cohen found guilty 19:00 – Duncan Hunter spent $600 on an airline ticket for his pet rabbit 24:40 – Vaping will make the GOP cool again 29:00 – This episode brought to you by MAN CRATES 31:20 – Jimmy Carter is a prole 38:00...2018-08-2700 minBafflegab GabcastPac-Man and Capitalism w/ Alex WadeAuthor Alex Wade joins us to discuss his new book “The Pac-Man Principle: A User’s Guide to Capitalism.” Dr. Wade is a senior research fellow at Birmingham City University whose focus is on British video game histories. PLUS: We dissect the failed “Unite The Right 2” Neo-Nazi rally which took place in Washington D.C. last week, and Ralph awards “heroes” honors to a landlord going on hunger strike against a new homeless shelter in his Queens neighborhood. 00:00 - CLIP: Neo-Nazi douche and “Unite the Right” organizer Jared Kessler gets yelled at by his dad 01:30 - Discussi...2018-08-2000 minBafflegab GabcastThe Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters w/ A.M. GittlitzAuthor A.M. Gittlitz (@spaceprole) joins us to discuss his recent article in The Outline, "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters." PLUS: We talk about Alex Jones' banishment from the internet, Melania Trump's parents and "chain-migration," Green Party ratfuckery and Omarosa's secret Trump tapes. READ "The Secret History of Marxist Alien Hunters:" https://theoutline.com/post/5384/the-secret-history-of-marxist-alien-hunters?zd=1&zi=vhvgzza6 00:00 – Alex Jones is banned from the internet 09:25 – A.M. Gittlitz joins us to talk Marxist alien hunters 36:15 - This episode brought to you by QUIP: the toothbrush of the future! ...2018-08-1400 minBafflegab GabcastWhen Journalism Was a Thing w/ Alexandra KittyAuthor Alexandra Kitty joins us to discuss her new book, When Journalism Was a Thing, PLUS Meghan McCain has a meltdown over scary socialism, AND ... is cat feces the secret to becoming a better entrepreneur? BUY "When Journalism Was A Thing" by Alexandra Kitty! Out now from Zero Books http://www.zero-books.net/books/when-journalism-thing 00:00 – Meghan McCain freaks out on The View 12:45 – A Daily Caller reporter recounts the horrors of a Bernie Sanders rally on Fox News 20:00 - Centrist Democrats lay out a plan for the mid-terms 26:00 – And it...2018-07-3100 minBafflegab Gabcast¿Quién es América?Sacha Baron Cohen kills satire dead with his new series, “Who Is America?” PLUS: Why is Bernie Sanders dissing resistance hero Jeff Bezos? Should Amazon replace public libraries? AND we hear from frequent guest and current Rikers Island inmate, Bill Morgan. 00:00 – Sacha Baron Cohen stole our bit! 14:00 – Team Reality can’t beat Team Fake News 26:00 – Bill Morgan calls in from the clink 30:00 – Trump Helsinki Summit 38:00 – Is Bernie Sanders a Russian agent? 44:00 – Bill Morgan calls again 48:00 – Joe Lieberman freaks out over Ocasio-Cortez 54:00 – Should Amazon replace our public lib...2018-07-2500 minBafflegab GabcastABOLISH NICEWHO IS ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ??? This show will provide very little answers. BUT we do have Bill Morgan giving out Free Ice, Ralph pulling a Permit Patty, Lenny comes to terms with socialism and we start a Podcast WAR!! 0:00 ABOLISH ICE 1:00 Lenny is at the Families Belong Together March so the show belongs to RALPH! 6:30 We celebrate the 6th month anniversary of Trump's Tax Cuts! 11:00 Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and what does she want with America? 12:45 Ralph is scared because a man is outside 28:40 Bill Morgan paints "FREE ICE" on the s...2018-07-0200 minBafflegab GabcastMr. Un, Tear Down Those NukesHOLY SH*T!! HISTORY WAS MADE!!! You've probably already forgot it happened! But we didn't!! We're talking Trump and Kim Jung-un meeting in Singapore! If you love the complexity of international relations you're gonna love this episode! Check out: https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com/ 0:00 2018 North Korea–United States summit 11:30 Ralph gives his nod to award President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize 17:30 We listen to that crazy propaganda video Trump made to impress Kim Jung-un 23:10 Our the hosts of Fox News a bunch of hypocrites??? 26:00 LegalZoom AD 27:00 Dominos wins our "Hero's Aw...2018-06-1800 minBafflegab GabcastAlex Jones Watches 10 Guys Have Sex with His WifeFor the past 2 years Alex Jones has been watching his wife sleep with 10 guys as they filmed it for Pornhub.....and that is what Spygate is all about!....according to Alex Jones. Don't worry, we're just as confused as you are! ALL THAT PLUS: The NFL takes a stand against taking a knee! Time to get back to the concussions! Mike Pence praises Garfield! And Bill Morgan runs for Dogcatcher! twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/2018-05-3100 minBafflegab GabcastDogs ruff CapitalismWhat an episode!! Bill Morgan speaks at the NRA Convention (he wouldn't leave his gun outside the convention hall so he gave his speech in the parking lot) (9:57), Kayne West is welcomed into the Republican Party!! and OF COURSE we're outraged by Michelle Wolf so we give you OUR audition tape for next year's White House Correspondents Dinner (41:00)all that plus a DOG who understands capitalism!! twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/2018-05-0700 minBafflegab GabcastPee Against the MachineADULTS ONLY! This week we're talking PEE-PEE!! We start things off with talking about James Comey and the Pee-Pee Tape! and then go head to head with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerbeg PLUS the world premiere of the NEW Rage Against the Machine song "Free the Markets" - AND a Hillary Clinton Sex Tape? Could you ask for anything more? Sure you could, you greedy capitalist swine! twitter: @BaffleGabpod @lennythompsonBG @_BillMorgan Facebook: www.facebook.com/bafflegabpod/2018-04-1700 minBafflegab GabcastYou're the Nazi Now, DogA Scottish man teaches his dog to salute Hitler so Bill Morgan tries to teach his dog, General Lee, that the Civil War was about States' Rights! Trump faces off against Crazy Joe Biden at WRESTLEMANIA 2020! And a firefighter foresaw that Trump would become President - and Bill Morgan sees who will be the next President!!...hint: it's Herman Cain. Check out The Bafflery's other podcasts: Dick of DC: The Anthony Scaramucci Show Murder in Murdertown: A True Crime Investigation Mansplaining the News w/ Mr. and Mrs. Informed 2018-03-2900 minBafflegab GabcastNRA-holesGun-Free Schools? What we need are Free-Gun Schools!! ARM THE STUDENTS!!! OR POLICE THE STUDENTS!!!* *there is no other option What an episode!! Bill Morgan DESTROYS HIS AR-15 (he could never afford so he opts for sawing his granpappy's ol' luger in half instead) There's SPERM on the Barack Obama Presidential painting??? We have a spermologist give us the full scoop! and Bill Morgan gets attacked! Where was his gun? 0:00 Your daily fear from Wayne LaPierre THEN we get right into it...THE GUN DEBATE! 9:10 Lenny asks...2018-02-2800 minBafflegab GabcastChoose Your Own Reality: The Nunes MemoTHE MEMO! THE MEMMMO! DA MAAMMMOOO!! The Nunes Memo is out and we have the OFFICIAL BAFFLEGAB REACTION!! Ralph gets a hot mixtape from a kid at his church! The gang pivots to terrestrial radio and does a show on WKGB in Moscow, Idaho. Bill Morgan disavows Donald Trump for claiming to be the "least racist person in the world"- He's got one week to do something racist and win back Bill Morgan! All that PLUS JOE KENNEDY EATS A CHAPSTICK! You don't wanna miss this!2018-02-0600 minBafflegab GabcastBaffleGab's Non-denominational Intersectional Winter Time Holiday ExtravaganzaIt's the first annual BaffleGab Non-denominational Intersectional Winter Time Holiday Extravaganza!! The crew exchange gifts and relives old memories from the year including: 13:30 Lenny's visit to Left Forum 23:00 Bill Morgan unboxes his Trump box! 26:00 Bill Morgan auditions for HBO's Confederate 31:30 Bill Morgan's statue of Confederate solider Chester Hibbins is vandalized 38:00 Bill Morgan sings "Take A Knee (From My Cold Dead Ass)" 46:00 Ralph learns who the Juggalos are 52:30 The MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Doo-Wop Band 56:15 We go back to the Eminem's Trump freestyle and Bill Morgan gives Rapping a...2017-12-2300 minBafflegab GabcastCorporate Tax Cuts are People, My FriendThe boys dive into Trump's Tax Plan....only it's too confusing so a Republican Donor steps in to tell them why it's a good thing!! Plus the debate of the century as the Republican Donor goes head to head with a grad student! Then Bill Morgan shows up with a dirty tube-sock to celebrate the Tax Plan's "Unborn Children" deduction! All that and DENTUREGATE!! This episode is brought to you by Sherri's Berries! The best dingleberries on the market!2017-12-1200 minBafflegab GabcastGrand Old PedophileDoes being a pedophile mean you don't stand for the same values as the good people of Alabama? Well, only Alabama can decide that! We're talking Roy Moore, Lenny apologies for using harmful language, Bill Morgan releases his song "Take A Knee, From My Cold Dead Ass", and an exclusive interview with real-life Washington Post reporter Bernie Bernstein!! 19:30 - Bernie Bernstein Interview 30:00 Lenny Apologizes 34:00 Bill Morgan's song "Take A Knee, From My Cold Dead Ass" This episode is brought to you by Keurig, the Coffee Maker2017-11-2200 minBafflegab GabcastBush v. BannonBill Morgan releases an Eminem diss track, Bannon goes after Bush, and we answer the age-old question...would Jesus do heroin? He sure looks like someone who would. All that PLUS the war on Christmas! What are you waiting for!??? This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club and Fresh Books. twitter: @BaffleGabpod2017-10-2300 minBafflegab GabcastLife, Liberty and the Pursuit of McDonald's Szechuan SauceMike Pence leaves a Colts game and football fans applaud him as they continue to sit in their recliners, we try to discuss gun rights and Bill Morgan gets his dirty hands on a packet of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce. Funding for this episode is brought to you by Stitch-Fix, McDonalds and DIY Fleshlights twitter: @BaffleGabpod2017-10-1000 minBafflegab GabcastOrange You Glad I'm Provoking North KoreaTrump goes to the U.N., Ralph reads between the lines on an Orange Custard recipe and Bill Morgan gets shot in the stomach on his summer vacation!! Funding for this episode is brought to you by Great Horses Plus! Check out their Great Horses Courses! twitter: @BaffleGabpod2017-09-2400 min