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The Real Cosmic JokeSex, Shame & Simulation Theory: Just Another Day OnlineThis week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn and Baytop are back and more unfiltered than ever—unpacking timeline slips, channeling superpowers, spiritual infiltration tactics, and yes… some shifts are getting wild out here! We cover:⚡️ Glitches in the matrix and Schumann resonance chaos🧠 Post-eclipse downloads and next-level channeling🍑 Sedona stories, sexual fluidity, and surprises🧨 Rage as a spiritual tool (and why it’s finally time to use it)🕊️ Detaching from gurus, cults, and every damn labelIf your life feels like a weird fever dream lately—you’re not...2025-04-2343 minThe Real Cosmic JokeUnhinged & Thriving – When Your Life Plan Falls ApartThis week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott embrace the absolute mayhem of life refusing to go as planned. You know that moment when you realize everything you were working toward is suddenly irrelevant, and now you're just standing in the rubble, wondering WTF is next? Yeah, same.We get into:Why everyone seems to be in the middle of a major life shake-up right nowThe Schumann Resonance blackouts—are we getting timeline-jumped while we sleep?The audacity of people expecting us to stick to decisions we...2025-03-2656 minThe Real Cosmic JokeLove, Chaos & The Art of Pivoting Like a BadassThis week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott spill the tea on ALL the wild shifts happening—from love lives to career shake-ups, and the unexpected twists that come with trusting your gut (even when it makes zero sense at the time).We get into the rollercoaster of Baytop’s dating life (yes, we have updates 👀), what it’s like to be witnessed in a relationship, and the raw reality of navigating avoidant tendencies. Jalynn also drops a bomb about making a massive career pivot, and why she refuses to settle for anything that does...2025-03-1938 minThe Real Cosmic JokeAI: Friend, Foe, or Just a Nosy B*tch?This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the hottest, most controversial topic right now—AI. Is it the greatest tool for human expansion, or are we sleepwalking into a dystopian takeover?We break down the real conversations that need to happen, beyond the fear-mongering and blind hype. From how AI is revolutionizing healing, creativity, and business to the ethical dilemmas of consciousness, power, and control, we explore what this shift actually means for humanity. Baytop shares her firsthand experience as a former AI startup CEO (before most people even knew wh...2025-03-1251 minThe Real Cosmic JokePregnant, Married, or Missing – Find Out Next Week!This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive headfirst into the beautifully chaotic world of zero-to-a-hundred life decisions. From impulsive road trips to Sedona, to the absurdity of navigating relationships, independence, and the cosmic timing —we’re covering it all.We get into the art of surrendering to the unknown, the messy reality of trusting your gut, and why Baytop is fully embracing her “married by next week” era. Plus, we’re talking astrology, divine timing, and the undeniable magic of things falling apart just so they can come back together even better. Wi...2025-03-0550 minThe Real Cosmic JokeBetween Paradigms – The Chaos of Shedding, Shifting & WTF is Next?This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into the chaotic, transformative space of being between paradigms—that weird in-between where everything is shifting, but nothing has quite landed yet.From the mind-blowing realizations that come with deep detoxing (yes, we’re talking about literal parasites) to navigating the push and pull of conscious parenting, we explore what happens when the old ways stop working, but the new ones aren’t fully here yet. We also get into the murky world of spiritual communities—how to spot red flags, why the “feminine surrender”...2025-02-261h 02The Real Cosmic JokeThe Episode That Might Get Us CanceledBuckle up, because this week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott are diving headfirst into the absolute chaos of today’s political climate—why people are losing friendships over elections, the mass hysteria on social media, and how to navigate political division without losing your sanity (or your soul).We talk about: Why friendships are ending over voting choices (and why it doesn’t have to be that way). How social media is frying people’s brains and turning everyone into political extremists. The illusion of being “saved” by politicians—newsflash, no one is coming...2025-02-1958 minThe Real Cosmic JokePoop, Parasites & Personal Growth – A Journey You Didn’t Ask ForThis week onThe Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott dive into a wild mix of topics that somehow all connect in the grand cosmic joke that is life. From the power of community and conscious connections to navigating the loneliness of singlehood, we get real about what it means to grow, expand, and hold space for others.We also talk about the feminine rising, the importance of women stepping into their power, and why shifting masculine energy isn't about force—but about embodying our truth. Oh, and let’s not forget the para...2025-02-1050 minThe Real Cosmic JokeIs It Intuition or Are You Just Paranoid? – Mastering DiscernmentEver had that gut feeling but weren’t sure if it was divine wisdom or some trauma rearing its head again? 🤔 This week on The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn Schroeder and Baytop Scott break down the wild world of discernment—how to tell the difference between intuition, fear, and straight-up overthinking.From dodging spiritual scams to knowing when to walk away from toxic situations, we dive into the real-life struggles of trusting yourself in a world that thrives on confusion. We’ll share our own stories of getting it right (and hilariously wrong), plus some hard...2025-02-0541 minThe Real Cosmic JokeSoulful Sunday: Healing, Surrender & Finding Your VoiceWelcome to the first Soulful Sunday, a weekly check-in where we share our personal journeys, the energy we’re moving through, and the lessons unfolding in real time. This week, Jalynn opens up about her battle with mold poisoning—navigating yet another health challenge, what it’s teaching her, and how she’s finding strength in the healing process. Meanwhile, Baytop dives deep into the fear of perfectionism and the ancestral wounds of the feminine not being heard or witnessed—how this shows up in daily life and the path to reclaiming voice and authenticity.
We also touch on t...2025-02-0244 minThe Real Cosmic JokeLiving Unapologetically – Embracing Your Truest SelfIn this episode of The Real Cosmic Joke, co-hosts Baytop Scott and Jalynn Schroeder dive into the raw journey of authenticity—what it really means to live unapologetically as your truest self.
From shedding societal expectations to navigating the discomfort of being fully seen, we explore the challenges and breakthroughs that come with embracing who you really are. We share personal stories, deep insights, and plenty of laughter as we unpack why authenticity is both terrifying and freeing—and why it’s the only way to truly connect with yourself and the world around you.
Are yo...2025-01-2949 minThe Real Cosmic JokeSisterhood Wounds: Healing, Connection, and GrowthIn this episode of The Real Cosmic Joke, Jalynn and Baytop, dive deep into the intricate and often unspoken topic of Sisterhood Wounds. From navigating feelings of comparison and competition to healing broken connections with the women in our lives, this conversation is a raw, vulnerable, and enlightening exploration of what it means to repair and rebuild bonds with one another.
We share personal stories of reconciliation, discuss the generational and societal roots of these wounds, and explore how to approach sisterhood with compassion and authenticity. And of course, we bring our signature humor...2025-01-2353 minThe Real Cosmic JokeWelcome to The Real Cosmic Joke: Laughing Through the MysteryIn our debut episode, we’re pulling back the cosmic curtain to introduce ourselves, share our journeys, and invite you into the wild, wondrous, and hilarious space we call The Real Cosmic Joke. What does it mean to laugh through life’s mysteries? Why does the universe sometimes feel like a trickster with a great sense of humor?
Join us, Jalynn and Baytop, as we explore the meaning behind the “cosmic joke” and how spirituality, humor, and curiosity guide us through the beautiful chaos of existence. We’ll share personal stories of growth, synchronicity, and the lessons we’ve learn...2025-01-2116 min
The Samantha Parker ShowFREE *OUR THINKING with BAYTOP SCOTTI’m sitting down with Baytop Scott for a real and raw conversation about balancing masculine and feminine energies and how those imbalances show up in today’s world. We’re spilling the tea on everything from political divides to personal growth, keeping it honest about our own truths and roles in how we communicate with the world.We dive into our love for the country, passion for defending others’ rights, and the importance of self-care, family support, and navigating personal struggles like addiction. And of course the aliens that are here among us.Get ready, w...2024-11-241h 10The Samantha Parker ShowRadical Authenticity Through the Creative Process to Leave Legacies with Baytop ScottAre you feeling like an anomaly, trying to fit into a mold that just doesn't align with who you truly are? Getting caught up in the hustle and pushing through life while feeling overwhelmed and unfulfilled is easy. But what if you could embrace radical authenticity and start living in a way that feels genuine and true to yourself?Our guest, Baytop Scott, a seasoned creative strategist, shares her journey of embracing radical authenticity. Her experiences, including overcoming addiction in the creative process and exploring the role of energy in creativity, offer valuable insights for anyone seeking...2024-09-0150 min
Get Down To Business with Scott "Shalom" KleinPodcast of “Get Down To Business” – 01/01/2023 - Mia Baytop Russell, Jeanine Thompson, Nate Jenson and Andrew SchmertzJoin Scott "Shalom" Klein on his weekly radio show, Get Down To Business with guests:
Mia Baytop Russell
Jeanine Thompson
Nate Jenson
Andrew Schmertz
2022-12-2839 min
Founder's TherapyEpisode 5: Full Moon CeremonyWe’re given a different perspective and a dose of raw authenticity from Sarah Baytop-Scott in the therapy chair this episode. From snowboarding to serial entrepreneurship, Sarah delivers truth and a fresh perspective we have yet to hear on this podcast. She discusses personality traits and characteristics founder’s should consider adopting in order to overcome mental health.2020-09-2154 min
The Lotus ArchiveSippin' Coffee with Sarah Baytop ScottI first met Sarah because we were both working with the same client at the same time for two separate projects. Entrepreneurs out here know the name 'Sarah Baytop Scott'. She has ran successful ventures for various Fortune 500 companies as well as reached her network towards Silicon Valley. Having the opportunity to work with her, let alone sit with her has been a true highlight in my own entrepreneurial adventures. In this video, we discuss a lot of what she is doing now with the Salt Lake City artists and how these types of ventures came to be.
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The Young OG PerspectiveHalfway Dead ft Sarah Baytop ScottIn this weeks episode the Petty Boys chop it up with the multi talented, startup pitch deck creating wild horse. Tune and and for the conversation that takes a lot of turns. 2020-09-051h 02