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The Queer AscendancyTHE ARMORKATAN MANIFESTOThe lesbians are back! Happy Lesbian Visibility Week and May 4th. We answer questions from Twitter, Kels talks about Celebration, Beckah goes on passionate ramblings about Armorkatan, and we share some of our Star Wars favorites. Warning: Elon Musk mention. You have been warned. Mando season 3 spoilers ahead as we talk about the season and share our thoughts on it.
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Linktree: linkt...2023-04-231h 40The Queer AscendancyCROSSHAIR'S SLEEPING BEAUTY ERABeckah is lonely without Kels. To cope with the fact that she isn't going to Celebration, a solo episode! Join her (brain fog and all) as she discusses her thoughts on S3 Episode 5 of The Mandalorian (The Pirate), The Armorer x Bo-Katan, and The Bad Batch Season 2. She reveals a shocking discovery about Dr. Hemlock. You also get to see how she is coping with the Bad Batch finale. Bad Batch and Mando spoilers ahead!
Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art account on Instagram...2023-04-021h 07The Queer AscendancyTHIS IS THE GAYYour favorite chaotic lesbians are back with a Mando-centric episode! This one is dedicated to Bo-Katan and Elia Kane enjoyers. Unfortunately, that does not stop us from going on tangents about Ochi and Thrawn bullying Vader, The Little Mermaid, and Jedi Fallen Order. Beckah also makes a discovery thanks to Kels and their Wookiepedia brain. Shoutout to Lia for sending us questions for this episode! Mando season 3 spoilers ahead!
DISCLAIMER FROM BECKAH: I made comments about The Children of the Watch and cults (at least i think i did in this episode) and I wanted to say...2023-03-191h 49The Queer AscendancyDARTH VADER IS A VICTIM OF BULLYINGHappy Valentine's Day Weekend to everyone except for DinLuke shippers (kidding!!!!!). Kels and Beckah are back together to discuss Vader's bullying story, Star Wars ships that define romance, who is the Elon Musk of Star Wars, our thoughts on Andor, thoughts on upcoming projects, and more! Join us for another chaotic discussion of all things Star Wars.
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Change.org Petition: http...2023-02-121h 46The Queer AscendancySURPRISE! I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF MEWe are back with a solo episode from Beckah! Yay, the long hiatus has come to an end. In this episode she discusses #UnWhitewashTBB, Books (Brotherhood, Dark Disciple, and Padawan), Parallels between Rey and Jyn Erso, and even how Star Wars characters relate to My Hero Academia characters! Of course, there is more but you will have to listen to find out...wink wink. EPISODE TRIGGER WARNING: discussion of grooming
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2022-12-0748 minThe Queer AscendancyDISABLED PEOPLE ARE COOL: STAR WARS AND DISABILITY REPRESENTATIONHappy disability pride month! We asked people in the disabled Star Wars community if anyone wanted to join us for a conversation about disability in Star Wars. Thank you to the individuals that reached out to us! We are grateful to have such a wonderful conversation about representation and hopefully spread awareness. These conversations are important to have and we hope they will continue to happen within the Star Wars community and beyond!
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The Queer AscendancyTHE FORCE IS GAYHappy pride month! We asked people who wanted to share their gay Star Wars thoughts with us to make this special episode for you. We hope you enjoy hearing thoughts other than me and Kels on all things LGBTQ+ Star Wars! Remember, being LGBTQ+ is valid. Having discussions like this is important because we can all learn from each other.
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Lia- Twitter and Tiktok: @d...2022-06-181h 28The Queer AscendancyMAUL IS GAY CONFIRMEDWE ARE BACK AFTER A LONG HIATUS! We talk about Kenobi, Jedi Survivor, Quinlan Voss, and more.
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Kels's Twitter: @discountsansastark2022-06-111h 14The Queer AscendancyWE DON'T TALK ABOUT CROSSHAIRHappy Belated Valentines Day. We talk about the Thrawn x Anakin x Padme polycule, Quinlan Vos and Ventress, Book of Boba Fett, and more!
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Kels' Instagram: queeninthenorth_books2022-02-201h 11The Queer AscendancyI BELIEVE IN FIREBRANDS SUPREMACYKels does their first solo episode! Topics include: rambling about High Republic, stanning Avar Kriss and the Firebrands, being unable to talk about the Kenobi series in full sentences, and Star Wars being a jolly, good time with a side of depression. Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art account on Instagram: @phanztombzz
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Kels' Instagram: queeninthenorth_books2022-02-1057 minThe Queer AscendancyMAUL CAPITALISMHigh Republic, religious trauma, Maul's Shakespearian sonnets, fanboys, Quinlan Voss, and more! Happy to have Kels back and allowing our chaos to continue.
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Kels' Instagram: queeninthenorth_books2022-01-3054 minThe Queer AscendancyTHE TRILLA CINEMATIC UNIVERSEBeckah does a solo episode for the first time and struggles. She does her best. She ends up going on rants about Grogu and Trilla Suduri. Also, stan the Tuskens.
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Kels' Instagram: queeninthenorth_books2022-01-1738 minThe Queer AscendancyANAKIN, ETERNALS, AND DISLIKING CLOVISWe are back with Connor as a special guest! We discuss Crosshair being a silly little guy, Connor and Kels talk about High Republic while Beckah sits and dissociates, Eternals, and more! Of course Thrawn is also mentioned because why wouldn't he be?
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YouTube: Jedi...2021-12-041h 10The Queer AscendancyIKARIS IS THE WEAKEST LINKThis episode is special, we talk about something other than Star Wars! One of our new obsessions is Eternals, so you will now have to suffer. This is a whole episode dedicated to this beautiful movie.
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...2021-11-211h 12The Queer AscendancyTHE FENNEC SHAND TAKEOVERWe are back and having deep discussions about why you shouldn’t trust bald people (Crosshair), Anakin and Fennec taking over Star Wars, and Beckah decides to talk about Destiel for a hot minute. Beckah’s friend also makes an appearance!
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Kels' Instagram: @q...2021-11-0657 minThe Queer AscendancyGROGU IS THE TRUE RULER OF MANDALOREThe chaos continues with Star Wars Fact Guy as we discuss Grogu Capitalism, Trans Anakin headcanon (which we support fully), and many other random topics that do not have any correlation whatsoever. Kels also has a breakdown about Quinlan Vos.
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2021-10-091h 27The Queer AscendancyMARCHION RO NUMBER ONE GIRLBOSSYour favorite lesbians are back at it with the chaotic Star Wars content. Spoiler warning for Visions and (minor) High Republic. Kels goes on many passionate rants about The High Republic and Beckah loses it over Thrawn. Nothing new, should be expected. We also talk about Visions, bisexual Star Wars characters, and what Star Wars characters would wear to the Met Gala. It's....a time. Beware.
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Twitter: @q...2021-09-251h 47The Queer AscendancyWELCOME TO THE QUEER ASCENDANCYWe are literally copycats of the Chiss Ascendancy because all Chiss are a kinda fruity, right?
We hope you enjoy our first episode as much as we enjoyed recording it! We don't know what we are doing but we hope you enjoy the good chaos. This episode is an introduction to Beckah and Kels so you can get to know our Star Wars favs and our chaotic personalities. Chaotic lesbians are superior.
Special shoutout to Vee for creating our podcast art! You can follow them on their art account on Instagram: @phanztombzz2021-09-1259 min