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Advice FightWelcome to Snorth Dakota: When Your Partner Blames Your Snoring For Everything.When your partner blames your snoring for everything.
Dearest Not Doctors,
Love the pod, need your help. Here's the deal: I snore and I think it's ruining my marriage?
I've done a sleep study and I don't have any medical issues like sleep apnea, so using a CPAP machine is off the table. Sleeping in a separate bedroom is also not an option because we can't afford another bedroom. Sleeping on the couch isn't either, because apparently I snore loud enough that it wakes her up in the other room.
My pa...
2026-01-271h 02
Advice FightJurassic Pants: What Should I Do With My Dad's "Sexy" Leather Pants?What to do when your father bequeaths you his sexy leather britches.
Dear Grawlix,
My boomer dad recently gave me a pair of black leather pants that he had custom made for himself many decades ago. They no longer fit him. Sadly, they do fit me.
He made a crude joke when he handed them over about how much “tail” I’d get when I wear them. I’m happily married. Gross.
I want nothing to do with my dad’s “sexy” pants but he appears to genuinely love them and I suspect woul...
2026-01-2055 minAdvice FightThe Zoomies: How To Cope With Unfunny CoworkersWhat to do when your regularly scheduled work Zoom meeting turns into a bad open mic.
Dear Advice Fight,
I have a daily work meeting in the morning where my colleagues are insufferable: They think they’re funny and they’re just NOT. This is a virtual daily meeting of regional executives, and as you might guess, the men are the worst offenders.
I’ve brought it up to others who attend this meeting and hear the excuse, “oh, you know they’ve had a tough year. They just use dark humor to cope.” I’v...
2026-01-131h 03Advice FightBest of 2025: Golden OpportunitiesIn 2025, we gave advice to 40 different people—saving lives, one fight at a time. But which episode was the best? Well, we asked our Patreon community to vote for their favorite episode of 2025. This is their top choice!
We're taking a little holiday break, but never fear, we'll be back soon with a brand new season of Advice Fight!
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2026-01-0151 min
Advice FightBoi Crazy: ToysThe boys are crazy for the hunkiest toys in history!
Adam, Ben, and Andrew scour the recesses of their memory — and their memory of recesses — to determine which toys have the most hunkitude.
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2025-12-2331 minAdvice FightChristmas RiffsWARNING: This episode (even more so than all of the others) might not be for children!
The boys attempt to help a parent on the cusp of having the Santa talk. But this is the 2025 championship fight, so instead the boys attempt to club each other to death in a field.
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See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on December 17th!
See Ben's band Arson Charge at the Hi-Dive in Denver on December 19th!
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2025-12-161h 08Advice FightMy Brother's KeeperEarnestness Horn! Today’s episode is a heavy one. A listener needs advice on dealing with a sibling experiencing illness—and the rapidly approaching reality that they may soon become their sibling's sole caretaker.
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See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th!
See Ben at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 13th!
See Andrew at Level 7 Games in Englewood, Colorado on December 14th!
See Adam at Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado on December 19th-20th!
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2025-12-091h 07Advice FightThugless BountyCell phone usage is an epidemic. Just ask Ben Roy (if you can get his attention). So when an English teacher writes in asking for advice for dealing with mobile-device-distracted students, Andrew and Adam pounce.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, January 31st with Dave Hill and Mikel Nordstrom!
See Ben headlining in Northern California—Chico, Sacramento, and Berkeley—on December 4th-6th!
See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th!
See Andrew at Level 7 Games in Englewood, Colorado on December 14th!
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2025-12-021h 04Advice FightLaundry GateA college freshman turns to Advice Fight when a dorm-wide group chat turns toxic over shenanigans in the laundry room.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest!
See Ben headlining in Northern California—Chico, Sacramento, and Berkeley—on December 4th-6th!
See Andrew at Gnarly's in Golden, Colorado on December 12th!
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2025-11-251h 00Advice FightOn Again Off AgainA loyal listener seeks advice about an on-again/off-again relationship that has been going on for years now. Ben and Andrew offer thoughtful insights while Adam reveals a truly dark side of himself. But at least he's not afraid of hard science.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest!
See Ben headlining at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins on November 21st-22nd!
See Adam headlining at Bobcat Club in Denver on Saturday, November 22nd!
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2025-11-1857 minAdvice FightNewly Sober Newly SingleA 61-year-old listener is newly sober, newly single and looking to get out there. If Ben or Andrew loses this one, the whole thing is rigged.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker, Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, and a surprise guest!
See Adam headlining at Flyover Comedy Festival in St. Louis on November 13-14!
See Andrew headlining in Longmont on November 15th!
See Ben headlining at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins on November 21st-22nd!
See Adam headlining at Bobcat Club in Denver on Saturday, November 22nd!
2025-11-111h 00Advice FightJust the Mac & Cheese PleasePerhaps our most important episode yet—we reveal the recipe for greatness.
In a world that is getting heavier and heavier by the day, a listener lightens our load with a request for the best way to make Mac & Cheese. The boys respond by fighting like caged animals.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald!
See Ben at Altercation Comedy Fest in Austin, TX on November 6th!
See Ben at West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, SD on November 7th-8th!
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2025-11-0459 minAdvice FightPractice Makes PerfectBut how DO you find the time?
A musically inclined advice fighter needs advice on finding time to practice, so Andrew and Adam insult Ben for being in bands but not playing an instrument.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, November 29th with Troy Walker and Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald!
See Ben and Adam with Rory Scovel at Movie Night in Denver on October 30th!
See Andrew at Kibbles N' Bits: An Animal Rescue Comedy Show at Denver Comedy Underground on November 1st!
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2025-10-2854 minAdvice FightHow To Corpse Your PunisherWhen your buzzkill wants to be your BFF.
A work acquaintance thinks they are way better friends with a letter writer than they actually are, and it’s the bane of said letter-writer’s existence. How does one tactfully shed their shadow? We've got answers.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman!
See Ben doing comedy and music at FEST on October 21st-22nd
See Adam at the Secret Room in Houston, TX on October 23rd!
See Andrew at Kibbles N' Bits: An Animal Resc...
2025-10-2154 minAdvice FightBLOCKED or NOT?Do the blocked deserve a second chance?
A ranking member of the Vice Squad has written off a problematic friend and now he wants to know how to play it when that buddy starts reaching back out. We solve all of his problems flawlessly.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman!
See Andrew performing at Interrogation at Comedy Works South in Denver on Thursday, October 16th!
See Adam at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington on October 17th-18th!
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2025-10-1449 minAdvice FightOld Man and the Open MicA burgeoning retiree wants to get into standup comedy.
A 57-year-old loyal listener seeks guidance on plunging into the world of stand-up. Adam, Ben and Andrew knock some damn sense into him.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, October 25th with Amy Miller and Alex Kaufman!
See Ben's band SPELLS at Surfside 7 in Fort Collins on October 10th!
Check out the album release party for Ben's band ARSON CHARGE on October 12th at the Marquis Theater in Denver!
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2025-10-0756 minAdvice FightFlat-Out CrazyA loyal member of the Vice Squad needs help dealing with an old college roommate turned flat-earther who believes photos from space are fake.
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See Adam at the Omaha Comedy Festival on September 26th-27th!
Check out the album release party for Ben's band ARSON CHARGE on October 12th at the Marquis Theater in Denver!
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2025-09-2359 minAdvice FightWhen You're Right, You're WrongA listener has a problem with always needing to win every argument. He turns to Team Grawlix for help—which implodes this podcast like a collapsing neutron star.
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See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th—a live Advice Fight, a special reunion of Those Who Can't cast, Movie Night and more!
Check out the new single from Ben's band Arson Charge next week!
See Andrew hosting a special all-comedian edition of The Narrators in Denver on Wednesday, September 17th!
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2025-09-1647 minAdvice FightSee You at the CrossroadsWhat do you want to be when you grow up?
A 40-something listener seeks Advice Fight counsel on figuring out the next step in their career path.
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See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th—a live Advice Fight, a special reunion of Those Who Can't cast, Movie Night and more!
See Ben playing with his band Arson Charge at Hi-Dive in Denver on September 12th!
See Ben performing with his band SPELLS at Hi Points Fest on September 13th!
See Andrew hosting a special all-comedian edition of The Narrators in Denver on Wednesday, September 17th!
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2025-09-0955 minAdvice Fight25: Knock, Knock! Interrupting Coworker.Interrupting Coworker who?
That's what we're gonna talk about on today's episode.
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See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, September 18th-20th!
See Ben in Louisville, Kentucky at Planet of the Tapes on September 5th-6th!
See Andrew headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground on September 5th-6th!
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2025-09-0257 minAdvice FightSleeper Hit (with Salma Zaky!)What to do when you can’t stoop snoozing. Hot on the promotional trail for the release of the first Firecracker Comedy album, Salma Zaky, one-third of Team Firecracker, asks the boys for help springing out of bed in the morning.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Jordan Doll and Lily Ostberg!
See Adam headlining at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on August 27th!
See Ben in Louisville, Kentucky at Planet of the Tapes on September 5th-6th!
See Andrew headlining at the Denver Comedy Underground
2025-08-2655 minAdvice FightHow to Find a Motherf*ckerWe got another letter from the Advice Box we set out at our live show, and you know what that means! Something pervy! Today we help a loyal Grawlix fan figure out how to get their mom some sweet, sweet lovin’!
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Janae Burris and Lily Ostberg!
See Andrew performing at the King Penny Radio Show on August 21st!
See Ben's new band Arson Charge at Hi-Dive in Denver on August 22nd!
See Adam headlining at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago on August 27th!
Check out Andrew's new tabletop role-playing g
2025-08-1956 min
Advice FightBoi Crazy: Brad PittThe boys are crazy for the hunks of Brad Pitt's films!
The boys swing for the fences with a first ballot Hall of Fame hunk. Try not to get Pitt stains as the boys crown the hunkiest role in Brad Pitt’s vast, steamy oeuvre.
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2025-08-1234 minAdvice FightHey, We Fixed the Healthcare System!A listener—who's battling with their health insurance about an expensive medication—asks us how to make the system work in their favor. Good news: We totally solved everything.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, August 30th with Nato Green, Janae Burris and Lily Ostberg!
Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying game, Procedural!
See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and Baltimore area on August 6th-8th
See Andrew's show Nerds Forever! at Dude IDK Studios in Denver on August 7th!
See Adam peforming at the Southeast Arizona Birding Festival in Tuscon on Aug
2025-08-0556 minAdvice FightA Father's Guide to the End of the WorldHow to be a good parent when everything sucks.
What starts as a letter from a sweetie-pie dad worried about whether he's doing a good enough job parenting, spirals into a call for help about the impending collapse of society as we know it. Fortunately, the Advice Boys are up to the task. They fix it. They fix everything in this episode. And the world is finally okay. Um, you're welcome, much?
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2025-07-2958 minAdvice FightWhat's the Apps?A 40-something, recently-divorced listener needs help weeding out the weirdos on dating apps. Also we make Ben read his Hinge bio on the podcast.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd!
Check out Andrew's new tabletop roleplaying games!
See Adam headlining at Dallas Comedy Club on August 1st!
See Ben's band SPELLS at the Recess Records Romp in San Pedro, California on August 1st-3rd!
See Ben headlining in the Washington, DC and
2025-07-2258 minAdvice FightPenny For Your ThoughtsMaking sense out of all your cents.
When a dad asks for help navigating a debate about what to do with all the dang pennies around the house, the boys summon all of their Denver Mint tour experience to save a family from devouring itself.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd!
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2025-07-151h 03Advice FightHow to Stop Talking Sh!tA listener writes in for advice on how to socialize with men without devolving into ball-busting and shit-talk, the de-facto defensive mechanism of every 20-something, 30-something, and 40-something male. SOUND THE EARNESTNESS HORN, PRODUCER RON!
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, July 26th with Django Gold and Britt Boyd!
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2025-07-0853 min
Advice FightCommunity CurmudgeonWhat to do when a member of your community is an apex punisher.
A letter writer from a close-knit community seeks advice for how to tell a cranky coworker they're office kryptonite, and the boys go traipsing into the Riff Weeds because Producer Ron is still out of town. What grew with the Wu, y'all, let's get into it.
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2025-07-0157 minAdvice FightMuch Ado About Divorce TattoosWhat to do when good ink goes bad. Today's letter writer got a new tattoo right on heels of a divorce. Now they regret it. And they also probably regret not telling the Advice Fight boys any details about that aforementioned tattoo—because Adam, Ben and Andrew have to use their imaginations. And those aforementioned imaginations have been warped and darkened through years of standup comedy (and perhaps poor nutrition). The results of such imagination abuse? You'll find that in today's very important episode.
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2025-06-2454 minAdvice FightCubicle RatsHow to handle the existential dread of returning to the office. The sweet, sweet ride of working from home is coming to a close for one loyal listener, so they reached out to the boys for advice on navigating the smells and hells of office culture.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson!
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2025-06-171h 06Advice FightStale MatesWhat to do when your relationship hits a plateau. After nearly a decade with their partner, a letter-writer wonders how to let their partner know they need more out of the relationship.
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, June 28th with Kiri Shabazz, Babs Gray, and Joshua Emerson!
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2025-06-101h 03Advice FightPomp and CircumstanceWe tell a teacher how to deliver the perfect graduation speech. A long-time educator—who has given many a commencement speech in their day—reaches out to the boys, asking for fresh ideas on getting the word out to the youths.
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2025-06-0352 minAdvice FightOn the RoadAn international listener needs help planning the greatest American road trip. Loyal listeners know Ben, Adam, and Andrew are experts at EVERYTHING. So when a listener visiting the US for the first time wants to plan the perfect 16-day driving loop, they don’t hire a travel agent. They pick an Advice Fight.
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2025-05-271h 01Advice FightFighting WeightA listener needs help shedding those lbs. Yeah, the pod is called ‘Advice Fight,’ but it might as well be called, ‘Three Tight Little Bods,’ because the boys are fit and don’t care who knows it. Accordingly, they offer some tips to a fellow forty-something dude about how to shave off a few (dozen) unwanted pounds.
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2025-05-2059 minAdvice FightWho Let the Dogs Fly? (with Maria Thayer)Is it okay to fly with a dog? If so, how? Our dear friend Maria Thayer has a dog. And she wants to bring that dog with her when she goes to Minnesota and Montana this summer. But Maria knows how annoying people who fly with dogs are. So what should she do?! Go on Advice Fight. That's what she should do. We get into it with Maria, aka Abbey the librarian from our TV show Those Who Can't!
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2025-05-1357 minAdvice FightThe Oldest ProfessionShould I tell my parents that I'm a sex worker? One of our fans is buying a condo with help from their conservative parents—who don't know that their child makes all of their money from sex work—and wants to know if they should reveal the truth or keep the secret. We had to dust off the Earnestness Horn for this one, y'all, it gets real.
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2025-04-291h 02Advice FightThe Office CrushWhen a co-worker makes your heart go pitter-patter. A loyal listener seeks our help navigating the slippery terrain of an inter-office infatuation. Unfortunately, he mildly insults our trio and all bets are quickly off. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time)LINKS:
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2025-04-2251 minAdvice FightAll the World's a StageTips for public speaking. When a loyal member of the 'Vice Squad (still desperately trying to make that nickname stick) needs tips for overcoming stage fright during presentations at work, the boys go full Texas cheerleader mom. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time)LINKS:
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2025-04-1553 minAdvice FightWith GratitudeThe perfect thank you.A listener who experienced some serious health issues—who Ben may or may not have made up—needs advice on showing their appreciation to the friends and family who helped them through it. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time)LINKS:
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2025-04-0857 minAdvice FightA Golden Opportunity (with the Sklar Brothers)An indecent proposal from a fan at the live show. At the end of every live Grawlix show, we ask folks to seek advice by writing their question on an index card and leaving it in a box in the lobby. Last month an anonymous, thirsty fan wanted to know the best way to go about fucking Ben. In this episode, we bring in our dear friends the Sklar Brothers to help us navigate that sexy, slippery terrain.CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00...
2025-04-0150 minAdvice FightMusk We Fight?A listener is conflicted about their Tesla ownership. When an An Advice Fighter needs help with their feelings of Tesla-remorse, the boys go into overdrive, but like, whatever the electric car version of that is! Overcharge! No, that sounds like a banking fee. Give us a minute. We'll find the riff. Until then, dig into this episode! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time)LINKS:
Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andre...
2025-03-2547 minAdvice FightDetox Your MasculinityNavigating a problematic social and comedy scene.When a listener seeks advice on dealing with toxic men in a stand-up comedy scene, the boys prove their sensitivity by screaming at each other.CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S WINNER (Poll opens at 10:00am Mountain Time)LINKS:
Follow us for show dates and more: Adam Cayton-Holland • Ben Roy • Andrew Orvedahl • The Grawlix
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See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre on Saturday, March 29th with Tom Tha...
2025-03-1856 minAdvice FightTalking About the TalkWhen is it time to let the kids know about banging?Here at Advice Fight we pride ourselves on being experts about literally everything. But when it comes to the birds and the bees? And how to explain it to a child? Brother, we are the best there is. Plain and simple. Dig into this SAUCY episode.>> Click here to vote for this week's winner!
2025-03-1156 minAdvice FightPilotIn the inaugural episode of Advice Fight, we help a listener stop thinking about death and start feeling better about turning 40.>> Click here to cast your vote for this week's winner!
2025-03-0447 minAdvice FightIntroducing Advice FightProfessional comedians battle to offer the best advice to their listeners’ problems. Broadcasting live from sunny Riff City, USA, The Grawlix (Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl, and Adam Cayton-Holland) are here to help, but mostly they’re here to win. Get ad-free episodes and bonus content on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2025-02-2200 min
Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: This Isn't GoodbyeWe tackle one last challenge before our metamorphosis. For the 150th episode of the Grawlix Saves the World, the boys challenge themselves to each say a few parting words about the podcast before it crawls into a cocoon and re-emerges, new and improved, as ADVICE FIGHT. The pod is dead, long live the pod!Featuring a clip of Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl from our live show at the Bug Theatre!LINKS:
Join our Patreon community for free to stay up to date with what's coming next—or support us an...
2025-02-041h 03
Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Panties on the CorpseUh-oh Andrew's throwing Denver shade again. What do you do when you hate where you live but can't leave? Andrew has fallen out of love with Denver—again, yawn—yet he cannot leave because of familial obligations. So he turns to Ben and Adam, stalwart Denver defenders, for help getting excited new about the Mile High City. Featuring a standup clip from MANDAL at High Plains Comedy Festival!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on January 25th with Brittany Carney and Kelsey Rosen!
See Adam headlining (and Andre...
2025-01-211h 10
Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Jim's Gem GymBen seeks help from the boys about dealing with a past trauma.TRIGGER WARNING: As a survivor of sexual assault as a child, Ben has talked openly and honestly about the experience. But lately he feels like he's hitting a wall both in terms of seeking justice, and falling into some of the same negative patterns when trying to deal with it. So he turns to Adam and Andrew for some competitive advice on the matter.Featuring a standup comedy clip from good boy Ben Roy at our live show!LINKS:
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2024-12-101h 03
Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: How to Confront Noisy NeighborsThe boys compete to give a listener the best advice for handling the loud family next door.Featuring a standup comedy clip from Emma Cricket at our live monthly show!LINKS:
See Adam perform his one-man show Happy Place at UCB Theatre in NYC on December 4th and 5th!
See Andrew at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins on December 5th!
See Ben performing at Glovebox Comedy Club in Boston, MA on December 6th and 7th!
See Ben headlining at Comedy Works in Denver on December 18th!
See Ben and Andrew at Cumston Hall...
2024-12-0355 minAdvice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Panic Attack at the DiscoThe boys compete to give Adam the best advice for dealing with acute anxiety and stress. Featuring a standup comedy clip from our own Adam Cayton-Holland at our live monthly show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and Emma Cricket!
See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place on November 29th at Buntport Theater in Denver!
See Ben headlining at Comedy Works in Denver on December 1st and 18th!
See Andrew at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins on December 5th!
See Ben...
2024-11-261h 07Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Diving Back into the Dating PoolThe boys give competitive advice to a 44-year-old divorcee who's getting back out there. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Liv Carter at our live monthly show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and Emma Cricket!
See Andrew at Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on November 21st!
See Ben at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, on November 22nd and 23rd!
See Adam perform his one-man show, Happy Place on November 29th at Buntport Theater in Denver!
See Andrew at the Lincoln...
2024-11-191h 12Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Hawk ToeyThe boys give competitive advice to an Australian fan who got caught, ahem, in the act.What do you do when you're on a cruise ship and your pre-teen son walks in on you getting busy with your girlfriend? You call the Grawlix. Immediately.Featuring a standup comedy clip from Mandy Kay at our live monthly show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and Emma Cricket!
See Ben's new band Arson Charge at Moe's in Denver on November 15th!
See Ben...
2024-11-121h 01Advice FightGrawlix Saves the World: Fiddy-Fiddy SplittyAndrew seeks advice about his child custody situation. The boys turn their advice cannons around and aim them towards the deck of the SS Grawlix—this time, pointing directly at Andrew, who needs help with a major family decision.Featuring a standup comedy clip from Andrew Orvedahl himself, at our live monthly show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on November 30th with Troy Walker and more!
See Ben at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado, on November 22nd and 23rd!
See Ben and Andrew at Cu...
2024-11-051h 04
Liquid CultureCo-host Origin Stories | Ben RoyIn this special episode, Nat interviews Liquid Culture co-host Ben Roy. We dive into Ben background in politics & international relations, pivoting into crypto, reflections on being a prolific community builder, working with the Seed Club, early ideas for Liquid Culture, Canada’s tech talent exodus, and much more.
2024-10-1632 min
Advice FightThe Rockiest of RoadsThe boys take their feckless MLB baseball team to task. A casual question from a listener—what to do about the laughing stock Colorado Rockies?—unites Ben, Adam and Andrew in a blind, seething rage towards the worst team in professional sports.Featuring standup comedy from our own Andrew Orvedahl at our live show!LINKS:
Mark your calendars for Andrew's new album, Now That's What I Call Comedy Volume 21, on October 4th!
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver on October 26th with Brooks Wheelan, Derek Sheen, and Mandy Kay...
2024-10-011h 06
Advice FightBoondocks SeditionThe boys don’t know the first thing about the Constitution. In anticipation of the upcoming US election - fun! - Ben challenges Adam and Andrew to a quiz on the Constitution, through no less an authority than a random online quiz! Democracy dies in darkness. This episode is the nail in the coffin. Featuring standup comedy from Hannah Jones at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st!
See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on Wednesday, September 18th!
See Ben...
2024-09-171h 15Advice FightMid-Life DiapersHow to handle an unexpected pregnancy in your 40s. A long-time listener who never wanted kids of his own—and who didn't think it was even possible—discovers that his 42-year-old wife is pregnant. So Adam, Ben and Andrew compete to see who can give the best advice on how to handle the situation.Featuring standup comedy from Jordan Doll at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at High Plains Comedy Festival, September 19th-21st!
See Andrew and Ben telling true stories at The Phoenix in Denver on September 5th!
See...
2024-09-031h 03Advice FightRed Friends in Blue State, Blue Friends in Red StatesHow to be civil about politics when the world is burning. You know the boys love fixing each and every one of your lives, but when a listener asks Adam, Ben, and Andrew how to talk to co-workers about the upcoming election without pissing anyone off, the veracity of the Riff City Brain Trust is put to the ultimate test. Featuring standup comedy from we Grawlix three at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and B...
2024-08-271h 02Advice FightWhy Can't We Be Friends?The boys give advice about making new friends in adulthood. A loyal listener asks Adam, Ben, and Andrew for a few tips on making friends as an introverted adult—and the boys turn the question into a competition. Also Ben hijacks the intro of the show to drop one of his newly patented "diamonds."Featuring standup comedy from Joe Mande at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan!
See Adam perform at The Se...
2024-08-201h 07Advice FightTwo and DoneAdam gets a vasectomy. Falling on his proverbial sword, Adam finally goes through with a vasectomy, and Andrew and Ben are there for him in his hour of need. Featuring standup comedy from sweet sterile baby Adam Cayton-Holland at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan!
See Ben's band SPELLS touring in Tacoma, Seattle, Portland and Astoria!
See Adam perform his one-man special, Happy Place, on August 17th at the Bug!
Check out A...
2024-08-131h 09Advice FightIron MenThe boys go weight lifting.Flummoxed by his recent return to the gym, after years away, Adam recruits Ben to give him a weight lifting crash course, and Andrew comes along to spritz them both with water. Featuring standup comedy from Kate McLachlan at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan!
See Andrew and Adam perform at Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado on August 10th!
See Ben perform at Fourteener Brewing in D...
2024-08-061h 12Advice FightWhen the Bed Bugs BiteSo gross.When Andrew gets bed bugs, he turns to Ben and Adam to help him figure out the best course of action. They, in turn, burn his house down. And the day is saved. Featuring standup comedy from Bryan Cook at our live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, August 31st with Hannah Jones and Brian Sullivan!
See Ben headlining Comedy Works Downtown in Denver on August 4th!
See Andrew and Adam perform at Bread Bar in Silver Plume, Colorado on A...
2024-07-301h 08Advice FightThe Comments Section (with Morgan Gallo!)The boys share advice on handling internet creeps. Denver comedian Morgan Gallo has built a strong following online, but it's 92% men—and some of those men insist on sexualizing everything she does—so Andrew, Adam, and Ben compete to see who's can give the best advice for draining the digital cesspool of Morgan's comments section.Featuring a standup comedy clip from Morgan at our live show!We're taking next week off for summer vacation, but we'll be back in two weeks with a brand-new episode. Happy summer, #%!@$ers!LINKS:
See the...
2024-07-021h 06Advice FightYeah, Dude, I Know Your BirthdayThe boys compete to make the best original birthday card for Ben. Shocked (and frankly humbled) by how poorly they performed at the friendship quiz in the previous episode, Andrew, Adam, and Producer Ron decided to go on the offensive in their friendship with Ben—by bombarding him with bespoke birthday cards. Featuring a standup clip from the birthday boy himself, Ben Roy!Click here for a video of Ben opening his cards! (available after 5am)LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Satur...
2024-06-251h 04Advice FightWorking RelationshipsThe boys wade into how they function creatively.A listener letter sparks a rousing display of high-wire riffing, as Adam, Ben, and Andrew reveal how they continue to churn out the donuts after all these years. Featuring standup comedy from Good Cop Rad Cop at our monthly live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Ahmed Baroocha, Bryan Cook, and Morgan Gallo!
See Ben headlining at Laffs in Tucson, Arizona on May 31st and June 1st!
See Adam headlining at S...
2024-05-281h 10Advice FightSimply the Beth (with Beth Stelling!)Beth Stelling digs into Ben's relationship woes. Click here for an ad-free version of this episode!Normally when we have a guest on, we help them better their world—but when that guest is as good a friend as Beth Stelling, we have them better ours. So dig in, because Beth Stelling FINALLY fixes Ben. Featuring a standup comedy clip from Beth's Netflix special, If You Didn't Want Me Then!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, May 25th with Matt Knudsen and...
2024-05-141h 17Advice FightDinks in the KitchenThe boys play pickleball. Andrew has been infected with the sickness a'sweeping the land—pickleball! And after only 79 unsuccessful attempts, he finally convinces Ben and Adam to play with him. Featuring standup comedy from Amy Silverberg!Click here for an ad-free version of this episode!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, March 30th at 8pm with Mav Viola and Ali Kareem!
See Andrew hosting The Narrators at Buntport Theater in Denver on March 20th
See Ben perform at Comic Cents in Boul...
2024-03-191h 09Advice FightIf You've Got 'Em Don't Smoke 'EmThe boys help a fan beat cigarettes.Trying to better the world of a loyal listener, Ben, Andrew and Adam share tips for quitting smoking from their vast, vast experience. Featuring a standup comedy clip from our boy Ben Roy!Click here for an ad-free version of this episode!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, March 30th at 8pm with Mav Viola and Ali Kareem!
See Adam perform his one-man show Happy Place at Chaos Bloom in Denver on March 14th
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2024-03-121h 09Advice FightDevil in My Pocket (Part 2)Andrew and Adam stage a smartphone Ben-tervention. Again. You talked. We listened. GSTW Nation demanded a follow-up episode about Ben’s cell phone usage, and we were all too happy to oblige.Featuring a standup comedy clip from Miram Moreno!Click here for an ad-free version of this episode.LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, March 30th at 8pm with Mav Viola and Ali Kareem!
See Adam perform at the Cannon Beach Comedy Festival in Oregon on March 8th and 9th!
See...
2024-03-051h 06Advice FightDevil in My Pocket Adam and Andrew stage a smartphone Ben-tervention.Is your cell phone usage becoming a problem? If you're Ben, the answer is definitely yes. So Adam and Andrew take that boy to town. Specifically, Riff City. Featuring a standup comedy clip from the amazing Laura Peek at our monthly live show!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the world-famous Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, February 25th at 8pm with Amy Silverberg and Ed Bell!
See Ben headlining at Comedy Works South in Denver on February 18th!
See Andrew headlining at Town Ha...
2024-02-131h 15Advice FightWhat Have You Done For Me LatelyWhat to do when you fear you've peaked. A fan finds a piece of memorabilia from Grawlix past, which forces Ben to deal with feelings of having maybe reached his (and our) career zenith with our television show, Those Who Can't. Featuring standup comedy from Billy Shoemaker himself, our boy Ben Roy!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live with Kiry Shabazz and Zach Reinert at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on January 27th!
Check out Adam's new special, Wallpaper, now streaming for free on YouTube!
See Andrew perform at High Hops Brewery in Wi...
2024-01-231h 08
Advice FightQuiz ShowRather than merely look back on the one hundred episodes we've done of this pod, Producer Ron turns the episode competitive by drilling us on Grawlix Saves the World trivia. Also, a VERY special announcement—we're going weekly! Featuring standup comedy clips by Vanessa Gonzalez and our own sweet boy Ben Roy!We're taking a break for the rest of 2023 but will be back in January with a brand new season of The Grawlix Saves the World!LINKS:
Please take our annual listener survey!
Watch Adam's new special, Wallpaper!
See Andrew at the...
2023-12-121h 28
Advice FightThe Mystery of the Missing PurseThe boys solve a decades-old mystery.While removing old bushes from his yard, Producer Ron discovers a purse containing credit cards that expired in the late 90s. Naturally, he turns to Ben, Adam and Andrew to try and find the purse's proper owner, and the boys happily take the case. If you're a fan of true crime and idiots, this is the episode for you! Featuring standup comedy clips from Shaunak Godkhindi and Patrick Richardson!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live standup show at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, November 25t...
2023-10-311h 21
Advice FightThe Boys of SummerBen challenges Adam to an ill-advised baseball skills competition.For some perverse reason in his twisted little skull, Ben convinced himself that he was better at baseball than Adam—and so Ben challenged Adam to a national pastime duel. Professional minor league scout Andrew was beside himself at the opportunity to orchestrate the challenge, so our heroes hit the batting cages and traipsed onto the ol' dusty diamond for an afternoon that was as predictable as it was pathetic. And hilarious. If you're a long-time fan who loves hearing us bicker, you're in for a treat! For eve...
2023-09-191h 13
Advice FightOverlooked Bits and SkitsThe boys go digging for their comedic roots.In celebration of his new comedy special, Ben challenges Andrew and Adam to go back into the history of comedy, mining for legendary treasures that they have never seen or heard before. The boys check out classic comedy specials from Lenny Bruce, Bob Newhart, and Eddie Murphy—and then Adam and Andrew rank Ben's latest opus against those all-time greats. Featuring standup comedy clips from Ben's new one-hour special, "Hyena," which was recorded live at the world-famous Comedy Works in Denver!LINKS:
Check out Ben...
2023-08-081h 12
Advice FightInk SpotsThe boys get tattoos. Oh boy. This is a doozy. A simple request from Adam—that the trio get Grawlix tattoos together—takes a wild spin into Passive-Aggressive Acres (a suburb of Riff City) in a way that only a vintage GSTW episode could. The ending is such a shocking surprise that we're still not entirely sure what happened. We just know it's all great. Featuring standup comedy clips from our sweet boy Ben Roy and Anthony Crawford!LINKS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, Februar...
2023-02-211h 22
Advice FightThe Beautiful GameThe boys embrace the World Cup.Delirious with World Cup Fever, Adam challenges Ben and Andrew to immerse themselves in the greatest sporting event in the world.Featuring standup comedy clips from Mike Mulloy and Courtney Maginnis!LINKS:
See Adam live at Planet of the Tapes in Louisville, Kentucky on December 2nd and 3rd
See Ben live at the Denver Comedy Underground on December 2nd and 3rd
See Ben live at Cumston Hall in Monmouth, Maine on December 10th
Support us on Patreon for access to ad-free episodes, birthday shout-outs, stickers, exclusive me...
2022-11-291h 10
Advice FightLipstick on the Memory PigThe boys try to share happy memories, and only happy memories.Frustrated by their shared proclivity for only remembering the worst moments in their childhoods, Ben and Andrew decide to mine their respective pasts for positive memories, just in time for the holiday season with family. Meanwhile, Adam dicks around on his phone.Featuring standup comedy clips from Brandie Posey and Dave Ross!PLUGS:
See the Grawlix live at the Bug Theatre in Denver, Colorado on Saturday, November 26th with Dave Ross, Lizzy Wolfson and more!
See Adam headlining the Comedy Fort in...
2022-11-151h 05
Advice FightShow Us Your Horror Shorts (with Bobcat Goldthwait!)The boys make spooky one-minute movies with their kids.Filled to the absolute brim with Halloween spirit, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to make short, scary movies. Then Ben says we should all include our kids. Then Adam says we should have our old pal Bobcat Goldthwait—acclaimed director and the man behind the camera for several spooky "Those Who Can't" episodes—come on and judge our efforts. And just like that, a Halloween tradition is born. Hail Satan! Featuring standup comedy clips from Jose Macall and Katie Bowman!WATCH OUR MINI HORROR MOVIE...
2022-11-011h 16
Advice FightAttachment StylesThe boys take quizzes to determine how they behave in relationships.FInding themselves newly single and not-at-all ready to mingle, Ben and Andrew decide to take a quiz to find their "attachment styles" in relationships and how to be better partners. Adam does as well, but from a place of comfortable superiority.Featuring standup comedy clips from Emma Arnold and Georgia Comstock, and birthday shout-outs to some of our Patreon supporters!
Here's the attachment styles quiz that the boys took!
Here's a different attachment styles quiz from NPR that doesn't require sharing your email...
2022-06-141h 09Advice FightPamper Your PupsThe boys better the world for their dogs.We all love our dogs like children, yet often we take them for granted—so the boys decide to give each of their respective pups a special day to appreciate them before they’re gone. Featuring standup comedy clips from our own Andrew Orvedahl and Adam Cayton-Holland!
See Ben and Adam performing at the Clinton Street Theater in Portland, Oregon on Friday, June 3rd
See Ben filming his first one-hour special at Comedy Works in Denver on
See The Grawlix LIVE on the last Saturday of every...
2022-05-311h 10
Advice FightHundo Shups (with Sean Jordan)Sean Jordan invites the boys to attempt an old-fashioned push-up challenge.Championing the philosophy that trying hard things always betters the world, friend of the pod Sean Jordan challenges Adam, Andrew and Ben to do 100 push-ups, every day, for a week. Featuring standup comedy clips from Sean himself, headlining at our live show!LINKS:
See video of Sean and the boys doing pushups on day 1 of the challenge!
See Sean's video of doing 40 skateboard tricks for his 40th birthday
See Adam headlining Comedy Works South in Denver on April 20th
See Ben h...
2022-04-191h 07
Advice FightBug Out BagsThe boys get their survivalist on and prep backpacks for the End Times.Bravely sharing a paranoid side of himself that Ben and Adam always suspected—but never cared enough to confirm—Andrew challenges everyone to prep backpacks that they can grab quickly in an apocalyptic emergency scenario and improve their chances of survival.Featuring standup comedy clips from Janae Burris and Zach Reinert!LINKS:
See Andrew at Infinite Monkey Theorem in Denver on Wednesday, April 6th
See Ben at Loonees Comedy Corner in Colorado Springs on April 8th and 9th
See Adam...
2022-04-051h 03
Advice FightBlood In, Blood OutThe boys try to save the world by donating blood.Adam calls bullshit on the entire premise of the podcast—threatening the fragile cash-cow from whose supple teet we sup!—and then challenges Ben and Andrew to put undeniable good into the world by donating blood.Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Jordan Doll!Special thanks to Brooke Way and all of the fine folks at Vitalant's Denver West Donation Center. Schedule YOUR blood donation today at any of Vitalant's 120+ donation centers in the US or your own local blood bank!
2022-03-081h 03
Advice FightThe Great Holiday Party Bake-OffThe boys attempt baking treats for a holiday party.Well sir, it's the holiday season and here at Grawlix GloboCorp LTD that can only mean one thing—our annual company holiday party. A raucous bacchanal of EDM, brotherhood, and pure, unfiltered sexual energy. You know, the holidays. As if that wasn't enough, the boys attempt a baking challenge, each presenting their pastries for the appraisal of the Grawlix board of directors. Who will win? Who will even survive? The answers will unveil themselves the day after the party, and we'll all have a lot of apologizing to do...
2021-11-301h 03
Advice FightScary Movies to Talk About in the DarkThe boys try to scare the bejesus out of each other through horror movies.If you're a fan of the pod, you know that Andrew and Adam have been going pretty hard at ole Ben Roy lately with a string of challenges designed to make him face his fears. So, in this episode, Ben turns the tables—well, on Adam, anyway—by forcing him to watch the scariest horror movies that the trio can muster. The boys give themselves one week to watch three films: The Descent, Gaia, and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Andrew, who loves horr...
2021-11-021h 13
Advice FightMeat Puppets (Live at TACAW)The boys "live off the land" by tasting some exotic mountain meats.Live podcast episode! We eat exotic mountain meats cooked by Producer Ron and Ben's son Milo! Yes, even Ben, who's a vegetarian!Earlier this month, we were invited to perform at the opening weekend at TACAW (The Arts Campus at Willits), an amazing new venue north of Aspen in Basalt, Colorado. The mountain peaks were dusted with snow, and the aspen leaves were popping off, and we Grawlix three were just feeling, like, really connected to nature, you know? So, we decided to...
2021-10-191h 07
Advice FightRoll OnBen tackles one of his biggest fears. Adam and Andrew come along for the ride.If there's one thing that The Grawlix Saves the World is about, it's friends helping friends overcome. We always strive to provide a helping hand to one another, so that we may better surmount difficult, emotional hurdles. However, this episode features none of that. Andrew and Adam find out Ben is afraid of rollercoasters, so they make him ride one, like sadistic, unlicensed therapists.Featuring standup comedy clips from Georgia Comstock and Myq Kaplan!Click here to see p...
2021-10-051h 08
Advice FightEl Grawlix Salva La IdiomaAdam once considered himself fluent in Spanish. Ben and Andrew, not at all. But that doesn't mean all three of our intrepid Grawlix heroes can't use a week-long refresher course on the second most commonly spoken language in the US. Join them on un viaje hispanohablante! Featuring a thirteen-year-old standup clip from the well-traveled travieso Adam Cayton-Holland and a much more recent clip from Denver darling Christie Buchele!LINKS:
The Spanish learning app that Ben used for this challenge
Duolingo, Andrew's app of choice
The Grawlix on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
Visit our Patreon pa...
2021-05-0459 min
Advice FightThe Grawlix Saves the ZodiacStarting the year off right, Adam, Andrew, and Ben decide to chuck their pesky free will out the window and let the universe tell them how to live—specifically by putting into action whatever vagaries their daily horoscopes have in store for them. Spoiler alert: We all buy Bitcoin!Featuring standup comedy from Kevin O'Brien and our own Ben Roy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2021-01-121h 03Advice FightThe Grawlix Get PoliticalWith one week—ONE WEEK—left until the presidential election, Andrew, Adam and Ben hash it out and then decide to do something politically proactive every day for a week. Will the Grawlix actually maybe save the world this week?! Only November 3rd will tell! Or a protracted legal dispute thereafter. USA! USA! Featuring standup clips from Nolawee Menghist and our own sweet baby Ben Roy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2020-10-271h 08Advice FightBee the Change (LIVE)Behold, our first live, in-person podcast ever! Shout out to the good folks at Ratio Beerworks for helping us put this on safely and for just generally ruling. And to Erin Rollman and Brian Colonna from Buntport Theater for moderating the challenge like champs. See who among Adam, Andrew and Ben is the best—okay, least worst—speller of the Grawlix!Note: This is an edited version of the live show. Wanna hear the whole enchilada, including a dating update from Andrew and stories from Adam and Ben? Check our Patreon page this Friday! Le...
2020-09-291h 12Advice FightFloat OnIn an attempt to get in touch with their inner selves, the boys decide to give sensory-deprivation salt tanks a go. No light. No sound. Just afloat in 200 gallons of salt water and with nothing but their own thoughts to keep them company. Will they discover deep truths? Will they go crazy? Will they convince a posh float studio to let them do it for free? Look inward. The answers await. Featuring standup clips from Hayden Kristal and our own Ben Roy!A very special thanks to VIVE Float Studio for having us. Get your fl...
2020-06-2359 min
Advice FightYoga Fire, Yoga Flame!The boys decide to sweat buckets on everybody near them in a hot yoga class.Ben, Adam, and Andrew are no strangers to exercise. We need not tell you this. You see them coming down the block, take in those Grawlix-boy physiques, lower your shades and are all like, "Damn, girl. Damn." But hot yoga is something else entirely. It's yoga. At a 105 degrees. And it's so damn hard. So the boys decide to see if they have what it takes. First person to leave the class sobbing loses.LINKS:
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2020-05-0549 min
Advice FightFNFU: The Fast & The Furious ChallengeThe boys binge watch every single movie in the Fast & the Furious franchise.In a VERY SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," the boys decide they should fill some holes in their pop cultural canon. When Ben and Adam discover that neither of them has seen "The Fast & the Furious" movies, they vow to watch every single one, fastly and furiously, binge-indoctrinating themselves into the Fast and the Furious Universe, heretofore known throughout the land as the F&FU. For his part, Andrew has to watch "Jerry Maguire." That's it. One stinking movie...
2020-04-211h 14
Advice FightPuttin' on the JitsBen teaches Andrew and Adam jiu-jitsu, then they beat the shit out of each other.Ben opens up about his passion for jiu-jitsu, then takes Adam and Andrew to the Easton Training Center—where Ben works as an instructor—and coaches the boys on a few fundamentals. To demonstrate their newfound martial art, Adam and Andrew do battle like only a couple of dads pushing forty can. Did all the jiu-jitsu experts training at the center watch Adam and Andrew ineptly throw blows and laugh their asses off? Tune in and see!Featuring standup comedy clips fro...
2020-03-241h 02
Advice FightSleep Little Grawlix, SleepThe boys take a look at their sleep habits.It was Arianna Huffington who once famously said, "Sleep better you fucking idiot." In this episode, the boys do just that. Or try to anyway. After revealing that he hasn't been sleeping well because of late-night video games sessions—you know, like a child—Andrew attempts to dramatically improve his sleeping habits. Ben decides to forego naps for a week, while Adam decides to add them.Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Alexander and Ester Steinberg!LINKS:
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2020-03-1058 min
Advice FightKickstart Your Love LifeAndrew tries online dating. In an attempt to get him back out there on the playing field, Ben and Adam write an online dating profile for Andrew. Meanwhile, Andrew challenges Ben and Adam to improve their own love lives by taking their respective wives out on dates of Andrew's design. Love is in the air.Featuring standup clips from Nick Vatterott and Lizzy Cooperman!LINKS:
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2020-02-111h 00Advice FightTake A Social Media BreakThe boys take a much-needed break from social media.For the inaugural episode of "The Grawlix Saves the World," Ben, Adam and Andrew attempt to better themselves—and thus the world around them—by taking a break from social media for a week. Will the break render them irrelevant? Will they sanctimoniously feel like they're better than everyone else for doing it? Will Ben realize he has the social media addiction of a petulant tween? All will be revealed.Featuring standup comedy clips from Mo Welch and Dave Ross!LINKS:
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2020-01-141h 02